The sleeper must awaken. The filmography must contain a flop. We’ve arrived at the Planet Arrakis aka the Desert Planet aka DUNE (1984) - David Lynch’s attempt at wrangling Frank Herbert’s space epic into a single studio blockbuster. Did it work? Not really. Do we have fun talking about it? Hell yeah, we do! John Hodgman joins us to talk about all things “spice” - including the infamous glossary of Dune terms handed out in theaters, and a wild anecdote about Peter Berg reading Dune on an airplane. We talk about Lynch’s decision to turn down directing Return of the Jedi, the differences between Lynch’s take on Dune and Denis Villeneuve’s more critically successful version, and David finally gets the chance to let his Fremen freak flag fly by going FULL NERD.
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[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_09]: Blank Check with Griffin amp
[00:00:04] [SPEAKER_09]: I must not podcast
[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_08]: Podcast is the mind killer
[00:00:24] [SPEAKER_08]: Podcast is the little death that brings total obliteration
[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_08]: I will face my podcast
[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_08]: I will let it pass over me and through me
[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_08]: And when it is past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path
[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_08]: Where it has gone, there will be nothing
[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_08]: Only I will remain
[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Very good
[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you
[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_07]: That's what you gotta do
[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_07]: It's what you have to do
[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_07]: You were running a couple lines before where you started recording
[00:00:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Are you talking to me? Am I allowed to talk?
[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm talking to you. Well, please talk
[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Hi
[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I feel like that you were doing a very good impression of a line reading from this film that you could also slot
[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_07]: You were doing Kenneth McMillan
[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Kenneth McMillan is Baron Harkonin
[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:01:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Well in this movie, Baron Harkonin
[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Not Harkonin
[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_04]: In the new movies is Harkonin
[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I think is correct
[00:01:11] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if there's a correct
[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Historically accurate
[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess right, it's like do we go by how did Frank Herbert say it
[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Or do we go by like how linguistically should this be said written out, right?
[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: These made up words
[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know
[00:01:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, it's thousands of years in the future
[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh
[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_05]: You can say whatever you want
[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we don't know
[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, which do you prefer?
[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I think I default to Harkonin
[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Just because that's what I grew up hearing
[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Hearing, having seen David Lynch's 1984 Dune
[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_05]: The film Dune
[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_05]: The topic of this discussion today
[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Celebrating it many times
[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It's 40th anniversary
[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_07]: 40th anniversary
[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_07]: It's pretty wild for this movie to be hitting 40 in a year where a Dune movie is seen as the great triumph of the American commercial cinema
[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_05]: The savior of theatrical presentation
[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Is still the highest grossing film of the year as of this moment?
[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean I guess
[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I think that record will soon fall
[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Inside Out 2 will surpass it
[00:02:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Without a doubt, but it is the number one film of 2024 in June
[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold on to it for six months
[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I made 282 million domestic, 711 worldwide
[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_07]: And all year people have been like, why can't we have more dunes?
[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_07]: If we had a couple more dunes this year
[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, people finally figured it out
[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Dunes got the spice
[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Dunes got the spice
[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And he who controls the spice, controls the universe
[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Spit, spit, spit
[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I said you were going to put podcast in there, not trying to
[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_05]: No, but I mean I was spacing out because I was enjoying the litany against fear
[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Which you were referring to
[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, absolutely
[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the many self soothing recitations
[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_05]: That the characters of Dune say to themselves
[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Rather than move the plot along
[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Here's another thing
[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I used to recite that to myself in high school before tests
[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_05]: The litany against fear
[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought I heard so up
[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And I think it's still valuable to me when I'm combating anxiety
[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Or fear of ambiguity
[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you still do it?
[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I do, but I can never remember it all the way through
[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, you used to have it verbatim
[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I never actually
[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I get hung up on the I will turn
[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll let the fear pass through me
[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And when it is gone
[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I will turn and where the fear went
[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Only I will remain or something
[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_04]: That's where I get hung up
[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I will face my fear
[00:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll permit it to pass over me and through me
[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_04]: If it is gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path
[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_05]: I really have a very distinct memory of trying to memorize that
[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_05]: In the Harvard stop on the red line in Harvard Square
[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I was going to go visit a friend there or something
[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_07]: I will tell you, it's one of my favorite
[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_07]: When I was in high school
[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I will say this, non-hyperbolically
[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I want to say it's one of my favorite moments in podcasting period
[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Is when you brought your dear friend
[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Friend of the podcast, patch and future guest
[00:03:59] [SPEAKER_07]: David Rees on Doe Boys
[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Very kind of you to welcome
[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, you're connecting friends
[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_05]: We were promoting Dicktown at the time
[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is still available on Hulu
[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Get your plugs in early
[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Depending on what subscription service you have
[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe watchable on Disney Plus
[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Always be plugging I say
[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Or in the spirit of David Lynch's Dune
[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Always be heart plugging
[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Very true
[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_04]: What's your favorite moment?
[00:04:21] [SPEAKER_07]: You brought David Rees onto Doe Boys
[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_07]: He did not know the show well
[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_07]: He did not know them
[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_07]: You were sort of making this connection
[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I forget how it happens
[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_07]: But at some point he makes some side swipe
[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_07]: At how bored he was by Donnie Villeneuve's Dune
[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_07]: And said something to the effect of like
[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_07]: What is this? None of this
[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't understand what any of this is
[00:04:41] [SPEAKER_07]: And you just went, I can tell you exactly what it is
[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And then just like launched into
[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_07]: What clearly was still
[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_07]: The effects of you having memorized a bunch of stuff as a child
[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I know
[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_07]: You started like laying out the map
[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Of explaining how the world works
[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_07]: The world's
[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a multi-planetary effect
[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_07]: That's just the idea of someone being that close
[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_07]: A friend of yours
[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_07]: And someone you've worked with for so long
[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Taking such a fucking hit
[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_07]: At a thing that you love so dearly
[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_07]: And basically framed it as like
[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_07]: This is impenetrable
[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_07]: No one could understand this
[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the Reesian way though
[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I don't think he would have said that
[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_05]: If he didn't know that I already loved it
[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_05]: But this is
[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the Reesian jihad
[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Your deepest heart song
[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Is the worlds of Dune
[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_07]: In many ways
[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Is it?
[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Is that kind of true?
[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like
[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_04]: What's the podcast? Who's our guest?
[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Way to sex
[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, it's blank check with Griffin and David
[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a podcast about filmographies
[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Wait which one of you is Griffin?
[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm Griffin
[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm David
[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a podcast about filmographies
[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Directors who have massive success early on
[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_07]: In their careers and are giving a series of blank checks
[00:05:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Make whatever crazy passion products they want
[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes those checks clear
[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_07]: And sometimes they bounce baby
[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_07]: This is a mini-series on the films of David Lynch
[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It is called Twin Pods Fire Cast with Me
[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Today we are talking about his
[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean his biggest bounce
[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_07]: He has a couple bounces but the scale of this
[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, there is absolutely no competition
[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_07]: What would possibly be the competition?
[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_07]: There are other
[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean the fucking fire walk with me
[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I mean I guess the other argument
[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_04]: For the bounce right is like
[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Twin Peaks getting away from him
[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: But no, no, Dune is obviously
[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the definition of a bounce for us
[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's the moment where he's like
[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I cannot, I must reorient my career
[00:06:23] [SPEAKER_04]: So this doesn't happen to me again
[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Fire walk with me, he's like
[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I made the movie I wanted to make
[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, no way
[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Well that's the thing about David Lynch and Dune
[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is that this is the one
[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That got away from him
[00:06:33] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the one that got away from him
[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And he bears the pain for that
[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently to this day
[00:06:39] [SPEAKER_07]: The week we are recording this episode
[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a new like news cycle
[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Of some quote he gave in a recent interview
[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Of like I died on that movie
[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And I don't think I've ever fully recovered
[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Although it was very, very painful for him to
[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean it was an uncomfortable shoot
[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Many, many weeks are
[00:07:00] [SPEAKER_05]: You want to make a movie in the desert
[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It's gonna suck
[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I have a theory that we can get into later
[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That perhaps why
[00:07:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean he says it's because he didn't get final cut
[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is understandable
[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But there's more to it than that
[00:07:11] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a very clear deep wound
[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_05]: That he feels about this movie
[00:07:16] [SPEAKER_07]: We're watching this again just this morning
[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Right before a record
[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Hadn't seen this film in 20 years
[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I want to say
[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Easy two hours and 17 minutes
[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Um, I certainly watched it on TV
[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_07]: 4x3 standard definition
[00:07:30] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm trying to remember if it was a good version
[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I was gonna say
[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Which version did you see?
[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_07]: I think I might have seen the extended television version
[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[00:07:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is just nonsense I think
[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I've never seen it
[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not like an extended version in any real sense
[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just they just put shit in it
[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's quite odd
[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_04]: We talked about this
[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Waterworld episode behind the paywall
[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_07]: But this, for a very long time
[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Especially with like a big expensive movies like this
[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah
[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_07]: If your movie had an odd running time
[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_07]: It wasn't a clean half hour
[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_07]: End time
[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_07]: The studio would just
[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Without the permission of the director
[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Be like here's all the deleted scenes
[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_07]: We have that are finished
[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_07]: That you can just put in a narrative order
[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_07]: That makes this movie totally shapeless and formless
[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_07]: But allows you to have it
[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Now it's a three hour block instead of it being
[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Weirdly under two hour block
[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_07]: You either cut it down or you add a bunch
[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And Lynch hated them doing that so much
[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_07]: That he demanded his name be taken off the TV version
[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He's right, they should have done that
[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It was uncool of that
[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_05]: But I think that's what I had seen
[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Well he had originally wanted the film to be like about three hours
[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll talk about that
[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_05]: But that's not his throughout
[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_07]: What I was going to say watching today
[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Knowing that he disowns it and felt like
[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_07]: He didn't have final control
[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_07]: It is fascinating how much this movie still
[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Thoroughly has the editing rhythms of a David Lynch film
[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_07]: It's 100% a David Lynch movie
[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he overstates that
[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He wanted to make a sequel to this movie
[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Like he was not making this movie being like
[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh God, what a disaster
[00:09:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me get me as far away from this as possible
[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like he didn't like how it turned out
[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And he didn't like what they did to it
[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_04]: But like, you know, yes
[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a David Lynch movie
[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Through and through
[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: The quote that we really should do
[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Is the sleeper must awaken
[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like his most important quote in this movie
[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he made that up, right?
[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that's the thing where when you hear it
[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is the line I associate with this movie
[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And I think I saw this movie first before I read Dune
[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting
[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It may or may not be true
[00:09:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Like when I was a teenager
[00:09:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And then I read Dune and I was like
[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Why does nobody say the sleeper must awaken
[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you realize like, no, no, no
[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Not in there
[00:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That's Lynch
[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the transcendental meditative boy
[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Reading Dune
[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_05]: That's David Lynch TM
[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's what speaks to him
[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And transcendental meditation
[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly
[00:09:49] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what's going on with Paul
[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that's how I'm relating to this
[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_04]: As he reads this book
[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He cares about this material
[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just, you know
[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a weird result
[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk about it
[00:10:03] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of stuff I love about it
[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's a weird result
[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Essentially we'll talk about it
[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_03]: You let me know
[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk about it
[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, John, let me know
[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Can we talk about
[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought we were going to go club random mode
[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay
[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Ben has sunglasses on his doors right now
[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_04]: There are some windows in our product
[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_02]: What am I supposed to do with this fat ass sand worm?
[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_02]: He's got a fat ass
[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_05]: He's smoking
[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a sand worm pre-roll
[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's like a stop motion sand worm
[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_04]: It moves kind of slowly
[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, yeah
[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Ben's gone full random
[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Our guest today
[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Dear friend of the show
[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, okay, our guest
[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Co-creator Star
[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Of Dicktown, now streaming
[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Co-star and co-creator of Dicktown
[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Still streaming on Hulu
[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_07]: And also Disney Plus
[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_07]: And also Disney Plus stars
[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Depending on where you live
[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And what subscription you have
[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And host of the Judge John Hodgman podcast
[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Every week on Maxman from the World
[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to say something else about
[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Well, have you said his name?
[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously he just said his name
[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_04]: As part of the show he hosts
[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I should also mention
[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I know this is a great shame of yours
[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_07]: His book Vacationland is only available
[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_07]: On hardback
[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_07]: You can only get it in the firmest
[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_07]: No, but that's not true
[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Of foreign factors
[00:11:09] [SPEAKER_07]: John, if it were available on paperback
[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_07]: The biggest, largest book
[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_07]: If it were a library edition only
[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_07]: If it were available on paperback
[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I would have heard about it by now
[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_07]: With all due respect
[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_07]: You're a good friend
[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And I do think I would have heard
[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_07]: If Vacationland were available on paperback
[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what makes me so excited to announce
[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Right here
[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_05]: What?
[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_05]: For the very first time
[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Vacationland is available on paperback
[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Wherever you get books
[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_05]: As is my other book medallion status
[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_05]: But can I get it with like
[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_04]: John Hodgman
[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_04]: John Hodgman's here
[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Gentlemen, John Hodgman
[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Can I get it with like plastic wrapping
[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Around the cover?
[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_04]: A real crinkly dust
[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Crankles
[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Dust guard
[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a library edition
[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly
[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll cook one up for you
[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Here's the other thing, John Hodgman
[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_04]: This is your fifth episode
[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh
[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_04]: As a full-time guest
[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_04]: On a main feed episode
[00:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You have sort of dropped in
[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: A corlin
[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_04]: A couple other times
[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Such as on our Coraline episode
[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_04]: A couple of cameos
[00:12:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You had a couple voicemails
[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Did they live?
[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I've jacked my hands to a couple of them
[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_04]: You've nanced it
[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_04]: You've nanced it
[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_04]: You watched Avengers Infinity War with us once
[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Which was funny because you had
[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Watched it the night before
[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Thinking we were just going to discuss it
[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't realize it was a watch
[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not really bad about that
[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_04]: That was really bad
[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I had a really good time
[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, wait a second
[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And by the way
[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_05]: When you say full-time guest
[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I only wish it were true
[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish this were my full-time job
[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish this were my full-time job
[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_05]: You're too kind
[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_07]: You're hired
[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Just come on, Lord
[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Who cares
[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And you know what, in fact
[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_07]: You want to get in this gumbo?
[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_07]: David and I are taking a sabbatical
[00:12:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, you know what, actually
[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_03]: You're Zoom
[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And we're going to collect all the chat
[00:12:37] Yes
[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: FYI
[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a pure licensing play
[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to pay you an honorarium
[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah
[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, of course
[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I like it when they call it an honorarium
[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And I mean like
[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You mean money?
[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_05]: It feels a little sess
[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You're trying to
[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll buy the franchise
[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_05]: All right, go ahead
[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_07]: A master builder
[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_07]: If people often say
[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Just maybe your best episode ever
[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_07]: An incredible day
[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Come in
[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_07]: A major day
[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Evil Dead 2
[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, that's true
[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_07]: This is 5
[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_05]: What's the fourth one I'm forgetting?
[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Buster Keaton
[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_05]: College and Steamboat Bill Jr.
[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Double feature
[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_05]: A big five
[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_05]: But you know what?
[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Master builder being the biggest
[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm thrilled to be here
[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_05]: But I've also never been more terrified
[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Why?
[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Well so this is what I was going to say
[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_05]: This is such, I mean
[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a big movie for you
[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the unrecordable
[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_05]: As much as Dune was the unfilmable novel
[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the unrecordable podcast for me
[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It is too massive a topic
[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't want to
[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_05]: There was so much
[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_05]: If you just go quiet
[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Emotionally stop speaking
[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not saying that there's too much to discuss
[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_05]: There's just enough to discuss
[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It's fine
[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I just feel like this has always been
[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_05]: In our friendship
[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Very big emotional topic for me
[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_07]: One of the things I have heard you invoke
[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_07]: The most often
[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I just sort of know this about you
[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_01]: That this movie is important to you
[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I think branching
[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Frank Herbert's Dune
[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_07]: The world of
[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And then specifically largely within that also
[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_07]: The Lynch film
[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_07]: How major both are for you
[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Well I have only ever read Dune
[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay
[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I've never read any of the other books
[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Interesting
[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I've read some synopses of those
[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And they seem too weird even for me
[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_05]: John
[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It's time for you to read the other books
[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm doing it right now
[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It's great
[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_04]: We're having an amazing time
[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Where are you at?
[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm in chapter house
[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm in the last Herbert book
[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll admit the final
[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: How many thousands of years does that take place in after Dune?
[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Quite a few
[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Like yes
[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean the fact that not to spoil things
[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But to speak in the broadest of terms
[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Dune Messiah is a direct sequel to Dune
[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Children of Dune is about the children
[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the people in Dune
[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So you're still basically like
[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like Dune babies
[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And then God Emperor of Dune is like
[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, 3,000 years later
[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're like what?
[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And then heretics of Dune is like
[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, okay
[00:14:50] [SPEAKER_04]: More thousands of years after that
[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're like
[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Well who are the characters
[00:14:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And they'll be like
[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Well this guy, his name is like Blark
[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_03]: But he kind of looks like King Leto
[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_03]: You know Duke Leto
[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_03]: So kind of think of him as a Duke Leto
[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it starts doing that to you
[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And Duncan Idaho comes back
[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And several cloned forms
[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Is in every single book
[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow
[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_04]: If there is a Dune book
[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Duncan Idaho is coming out of a clone tank
[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Being like
[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_04]: What is it now?
[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're like
[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Hello, welcome
[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the year 8 billion
[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_04]: One of the top names in science fiction
[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Because like
[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Duncan Idaho is a great name
[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Truly sounds like he picked that out of it
[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Like two names out of a bingo ball
[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Of potential names
[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I hope he like took a whole day by the pool
[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_04]: After he wrote down Duncan Idaho
[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Being like
[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not topping that today
[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Like then it goes like
[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Duncan Idaho
[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Because Dune takes place
[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_05]: 10,000 years
[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Not in our future
[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_05]: 10,000 years after the forming
[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Of the spacing guild or something
[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Correct
[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_05]: So many thousand years into our future
[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Plus 10,000
[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And yet it's this whole incredible
[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean this is what makes the book so
[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Addictive, spice like addictive
[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Is the world building that goes into this
[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Where it is this massive
[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Multral
[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Massive cultural mishmash
[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Of words
[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I like that word
[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a multral mishmash
[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_04]: A multral mishmash
[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Of words and concepts
[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And religious concepts
[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And sociological concepts
[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I think is daunting
[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_04]: To some new readers or whatever
[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_05]: But when you get to the name
[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And so there's a guy named Paul
[00:16:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Fine to get it
[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Jessica
[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Jessica
[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_05]: These are all real names
[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_05]: When you get Duncan Idaho
[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_05]: You're like
[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_05]: How did we get here?
[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_05]: To me there is at least 20,000 years
[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Of future history
[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And how we get to Duncan Idaho as a name
[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd like to Duncan Idaho right now
[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Just sounds like a thing you could do
[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You like to dunk an Idaho
[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That feels like it's sort of like
[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm dipping a cookie in something
[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Duncan Donut should do a spin-off
[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: They should do a partnership
[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I was gonna say
[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean here's the thing
[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_02]: How did that not happen
[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I know it's crazy
[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the only guy who's thinking money over here
[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Ben
[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Ben's always thinking money
[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_07]: He's got that grind set mindset
[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, that's just how I am baby
[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You always got the dollar signs on my mind
[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_05]: When Ben walked in with his friendlies hat
[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like
[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Can I
[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna say a swear
[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like Jesus cock, that's a hot hat
[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_04]: You said Jesus and I was like
[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_02]: You really don't have to pre-apologize for that
[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_02]: But then
[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Can you
[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_02]: May I use that quote
[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I know in my marketing materials
[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus cock, that's a hot hat
[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Please do
[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_07]: That's incredible
[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Duncan Idaho is a name
[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_07]: You're just like
[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a great name
[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Who could ever embody that
[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Let's try it
[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And he's not a guy I like all the time
[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_07]: But Jason Momoa
[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_07]: If he had any other name in the world
[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_07]: It wouldn't be Duncan Idaho
[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, Duncan Idaho
[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_05]: He just fits that so fucking perfect
[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_07]: He made a lot of sense
[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Richard Jordan as Duncan Idaho
[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't make a huge impression
[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_05]: In 1980s
[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_04]: One of my least
[00:17:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I like Richard Jordan as an actor
[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_04]: He's amazing in what's it called
[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Friends of Eddie Coyle
[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is a movie you love
[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's
[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Lots of stuff
[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I was gonna say
[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you telling me
[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_04]: You lost another submarine
[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Logan's run, right?
[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_04]: He's in that
[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Like he's a guy
[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Great guy
[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_04]: There are several bits of casting in this movie
[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_04]: That I'm kind of like fine with
[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But he's one of the ones where I'm like
[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, there's no oomph to this
[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_04]: What the matter
[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Isn't this guy supposed to be fun?
[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, I'm kind of like mega charismatic
[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And you know
[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Everyone loves Duncan Idaho
[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the whole point
[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why they send him first
[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_04]: He just looks like
[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_05]: He looks like your Irish uncle
[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Who got sober about 15 years ago
[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like really white-knuckling it
[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_05]: On paper
[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Not telling me what project this is for
[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Just listing the actors
[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_07]: And being like
[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the cast of a David Lynch movie
[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like holy fucking shit
[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Perfect
[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I want to see him work with all of these people
[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Some of these names
[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Linda Hunter or whatever
[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_07]: At least half of them are misapplied
[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Or in one scene
[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_07]: In the set up of the movie
[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Make no impact
[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Like who are you thinking of?
[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I think Linda Hunt makes no impact
[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_07]: When that should be a slam dunk
[00:18:51] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not a huge role
[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Jordan's a perfect example
[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_07]: One that just doesn't fucking work at all
[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean the ones that work are like
[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I feel, I mean look
[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_07]: We'll be talking
[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_07]: We cannot do this episode
[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_07]: As David Sims would say
[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna talk about it
[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna talk about it
[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_07]: We cannot do this episode without comparing this movie to
[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_07]: The Villeneuve films
[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Which are experiencing this fucking like victory lap
[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Of like holy shit this guy pulled off twice
[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_07]: The thing that everyone had said for decades
[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Was not possible
[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And I think you look at the way he cast those movies
[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's a lot of really smart strategic casting
[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Of like this is not literal
[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_07]: But A, I need to fill this movie with faces
[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_07]: That are really comforting to audiences
[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_07]: People who are just kind of
[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Short-cut casting
[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Short-cut casting
[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Have your bird in walks in and people are like
[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I get what this is
[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_07]: And the same way you're like
[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe the character as written isn't obviously a Jason Momoa type
[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_07]: But Jason Momoa will give the energy that needs
[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_07]: In a movie that doesn't have two hours to spend with this guy
[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_05]: As opposed to the David Lynch approach to casting
[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is let's find the weirdest looking character
[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Actress we can't
[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And then put boils on them
[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Which usually works for his movies
[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Because very often those people just have to represent energy
[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie, and I want to make it clear
[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_07]: I like this film a lot
[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_07]: It played so much better for me on this watch
[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Unsurprisingly for a number of reasons
[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I do think there's something to like
[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_07]: This thing has been adapted well now
[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_07]: There is a pressure off of this movie
[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And I also think watching it now
[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Having seen the Villeneuve movies
[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Not having read the books
[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm like it's easier for me to track
[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_07]: What's going on in the plot of this movie
[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Because I can keep relating it back to the movie
[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_07]: That is more narratively functional
[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Look
[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_07]: But it looks incredible
[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_07]: But like Sting is an example of like
[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Lynch doing the smart kind of casting
[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Everyone wants to see Sting walk out of that steam bath
[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Totally
[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: With his winged cod piece
[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Sting is great in this movie
[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_04]: But I always forget that he is in this movie
[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_04]: For five minutes
[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Barely
[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I think of him so
[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Like his
[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I think of him in an outsized way in this film
[00:21:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's really like two scenes
[00:21:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Especially when part two of the Villeneuve
[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Is all built around that character
[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Like this is what we've been saving
[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_05]: So can I
[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I've only ever read Dune as I mentioned
[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay
[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_05]: But in terms of
[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: What age
[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Well here's the thing
[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: In terms of my experience of David Lynch's Dune
[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_05]: It is an epic story
[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Encompassing multiple different books
[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Of my experience
[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Beginning with a prologue
[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I go to my mom's nursing school reunion at Yale
[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Humblewreck
[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And I had
[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That's right
[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Talk about Club Random
[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I had a great mom who was a nurse
[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That's wonderful
[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_05]: She went to Yale Nursing School
[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Must be nice
[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And we went to one summer reunion
[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_05]: 1984, summer of 1984
[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay
[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I know this movie is coming out
[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I've got nothing to do at this nursing school reunion
[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Other than lie around in a dorm room
[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And try to read Dune
[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_05]: How old are you in 1984?
[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_05]: What are we talking about here?
[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm turning 13
[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Perfect age
[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Nail it
[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You know of Dune
[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a best selling sci-fi work
[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_04]: You certainly have heard of Dune
[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And I know that the movie is coming out
[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's why I feel much hyped
[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I've always been a science fiction and fantasy
[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Film and television nerd
[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_05]: But in terms of books
[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Book learning
[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_05]: It was never
[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I was not as deep into it as it might have been
[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_07]: But here is a film being positioned
[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_07]: As a major cultural event
[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie is released with the energy of
[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Here you go, here's the new Star Wars
[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And not only that, the messaging of
[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_07]: This is one of the things that inspired Star Wars
[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the real shit
[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm also a pretentious only child
[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_07]: So I was gonna ask
[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Lynch was on your radar already
[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Of course
[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, of course
[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Big for Man was a big release
[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think I had seen a racer head yet
[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_05]: But I definitely was aware
[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And maybe I've seen Elephant Man
[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And I knew that he was a really interesting director
[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And Dune is this long reputation
[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_05]: As being a very thinky book
[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Which music terriers I assume
[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I got very thinky ears
[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_05]: So
[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to read this thing
[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_05]: In my deep and deep study
[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And I find it
[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Unfucking penetrable
[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Set it aside
[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, dad take me to go see
[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Ghostbusters which came out that summer
[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's what I remember from that period of time
[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_07]: This is kind of an infamous summer
[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Of just like pure pleasure
[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Blockbuster movies
[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Rightfully, house cop we just covered that one
[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Like these movies that just like
[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking hit and just go down easily
[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_07]: For everyone
[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And I put Dune aside having read maybe two chapters
[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay
[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Barely being able to understand what was going on
[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I would say
[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Very little, not knowing at all
[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_05]: That this movie was gonna entwine itself
[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_05]: With my life for decades
[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Dune the book while largely readable
[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I would say
[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Does not hold your hand at the start
[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And instead is kind of just like
[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's just plunge your head into the ice
[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It throws your hand into a box and causes pain
[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Immediately
[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Very true
[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: That's the opening scene
[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And it throws a lot of words at you that are not
[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_04]: English essentially such as
[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Quezat's Hadarac, right?
[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you're just like what Gamjabar
[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: What is this?
[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Benadjeserit
[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're just kind of like
[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I think I had the same experience of
[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Like I need to put this down
[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't like read this in a relaxed way
[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I need to read this with a dictionary or something
[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And may I plug once more
[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Heart plug once more
[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll allow it
[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright, thank you
[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I do have a sub-stack, hodgman.substack.com
[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Wow
[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_05]: There is a post
[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Available on paperback?
[00:24:29] [SPEAKER_05]: No, available only in pixels
[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay
[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_05]: There is a post titled
[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_05]: A Secret Report to the Society
[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_05]: There is a paywall
[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like five dollars a month
[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_05]: You can join and then delete it
[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_08]: Okay
[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Beyond the paywall
[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_05]: There is a 37 minute recording
[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Of me
[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Reading
[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_05]: The first chapter of Dune
[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Out loud in a thick main accent
[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Wow
[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_05]: If that's your kind of thing
[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_05]: You can hear me talk about that Gamjabar
[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Quite a bit
[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_05]: But that's just a little plug
[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I think
[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm thinking about the money, Ben
[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_05]: You see what I'm saying?
[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_05]: It's smart
[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to monetize this
[00:25:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm seeing you hustling
[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I love it
[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, alright
[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much
[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry
[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I threw this all off
[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no
[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_07]: When I was nine, I believe
[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm gonna say this
[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Nine at the absolute oldest
[00:25:15] [SPEAKER_07]: If not even eight
[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_07]: My best friend in elementary school
[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Was a kid named Keir Kramlik
[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Great name
[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Take it back
[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Best science fiction name in the biz
[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Kind of incredible
[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Nine years into this podcast
[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I've never named dropped Keir Kramlik
[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Who I saw a lot of movies with
[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_07]: When I was a stress
[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Can you say it sounds like
[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_07]: A Dune character?
[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Where it's like someone comes out
[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Of a ship and is like
[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I am herald of the change
[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Keir Kramlik
[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_04]: K-E-I-R
[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: What's the name?
[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_07]: K-R-A-M-L-I-C-H
[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean
[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I will almost definitely get a message
[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_07]: From him when this episode comes out
[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Saying hey a bunch of people told me
[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_07]: You said my name on the podcast
[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Haven't spoken to him in a little bit
[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_07]: But he was a voracious reader
[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Love sci-fi
[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:25:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Would constantly be recommending things
[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_07]: To me
[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'd be like
[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_07]: This is a little bit tough
[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Like for eight or nine
[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_07]: He was pretty precocious
[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_07]: In terms of what he was reading
[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_07]: For sure
[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And I remember him being like
[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_07]: I-Robot rules
[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_07]: And I was reading and I was like
[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_07]: I can kind of go with this
[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_07]: But I also understand
[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I'd probably be more into this
[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_07]: If I waited five years
[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_07]: He got all in on Dune
[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is insane to think about
[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_07]: At the age of eight or nine
[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Nine at the absolute oldest
[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_07]: He was reading all of them
[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_07]: And was just like
[00:26:27] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the shit
[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And this is around the time
[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_07]: When the Star Wars Special editions
[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Have come out
[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe the year or two after that
[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe that was his bridge to it
[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_07]: But he was just sort of like
[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Hey
[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_07]: We had just both gotten
[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_07]: So Star Wars Pilled
[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And was like
[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_07]: You have to read this
[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_07]: And I remember
[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe making it through
[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Half a chapter
[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_07]: But just like
[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_07]: This is impossible
[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_07]: To what-
[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Your point
[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_05]: It's still-
[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean having just read it out loud
[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yesterday and recorded it
[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Hodgeman.subtech.com
[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I can tell you that
[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It's still pretty opaque
[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I now understand it
[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so good
[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm not
[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_05]: But now I'm like
[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Now I'm like
[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know
[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I did end up reading the book
[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_05]: The book
[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_05]: The book
[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably, you know
[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_05]: 25 years ago now
[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And I loved it
[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_05]: When I finally was ready for it
[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But this-
[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_05]: It's-
[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_05]: You know there's a
[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_05]: You know
[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a section
[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_05]: In this opening chapter
[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_05]: In which Paul describes
[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_05]: His meditation practice
[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And it just becomes
[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Simply drug language
[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the kind of
[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Non-sentence
[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Non-complete sentence
[00:27:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Drug language
[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_05]: The exact kind of stuff
[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_07]: That makes-
[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Made people think
[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_07]: For a very long time
[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_07]: That this book was
[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Fundamentally unadaptable
[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Like are its key pleasures
[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Things that do not
[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Translate to a narrative
[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_07]: In fixed time
[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Especially relative to
[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_07]: The inherent cost
[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Of realizing this world
[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:27:43] [SPEAKER_04]: When you watch this movie
[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lynch's do
[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_04]: 1984
[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_04]: 1984
[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I- and you have
[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, now seen the
[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Denis Villeneuve films
[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I want to say run
[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably combined
[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_04]: About two-
[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Five hours and 15 minutes
[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Right?
[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: First one was like
[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe two and a half
[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Hours
[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I think they're
[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Both like two and a half
[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Second one I think
[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Was a little longer
[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Um-
[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yep
[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, so five hours and 15 minutes
[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_04]: So I was watching
[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lynch's do
[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_04]: And I was like
[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to clock where
[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Villeneuve cut it off
[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Right?
[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Where Villeneuve decided
[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_04]: To split the story in half
[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is basically at the end
[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Of book one
[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_04]: In the-
[00:28:17] [SPEAKER_04]: In the books
[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_04]: The book is three books
[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Which by the way
[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Book one
[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Was a complete story
[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Before-
[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, initially
[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_05]: He serialized it
[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_05]: In Analog Magazine
[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Book one
[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And then
[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a couple years
[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Before he came back
[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And wrote book two and three
[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Also serialized
[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Before he came back
[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I think also
[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_04]: That some of the sequels were serialized
[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It was how it was done back then
[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_06]: It was how it was done
[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Um, it's an hour and a half
[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Into David Lynch's doon
[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, is the end of Villeneuve's
[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Doon part one
[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything that he made
[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_07]: The second film
[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Is contained within 45 minutes
[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Correct
[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Including credits
[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And my wife was watching
[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_04]: With me
[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_04]: My wife has seen the
[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Villeneuve movies
[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Has no other knowledge of doon
[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And was shortling
[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_04]: At the point
[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_04]: That you know
[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Suddenly Virginia Madsen's like
[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, and then this happened
[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And then she took the water of life
[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And he did too
[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_04]: And let's keep it going
[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Like where you can just get this sense
[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Of like
[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, they just have to run
[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Through the rest of it
[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_07]: It has the most insane yada yada yada
[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_07]: I have ever seen in a movie
[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is
[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_07]: By the way
[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_07]: They fell deeply in love
[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_07]: They dated for two years
[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_07]: His sister was born
[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_07]: She grew to maturate it
[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Warming
[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Things that Villeneuve was like
[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I think my audience can't handle
[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_04]: At all
[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_04]: The movie instead is like
[00:29:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, she got born
[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Then she grew up a little bit
[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_03]: She could talk
[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_03]: She's like a talking six year old
[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: You got that?
[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, she's gonna be very important
[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_04]: She'll have like five lines
[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_04]: But like hugely important to the plot
[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Kills the Villeneuve
[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway
[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Respect to Alicia Witt
[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_04]: My fellow Commonwealth
[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Massachesis
[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Have you seen the unedited footage of her?
[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_04]: She has a little Boston accent
[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That they dubbed over
[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It is adorable to see
[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Footage from doon84
[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Of little Alicia Witt talking
[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_04]: In like a mass whole
[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Like high pitched
[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_04]: She's from Woodsboro
[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Originally
[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It's very cute
[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Sims's Hall of Fame well-timed crook
[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I had a huge crush on Alicia Witt
[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Specifically in Sybil
[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure
[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Where she was of course
[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Sybil's rude daughter
[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Did you watch Sybil?
[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_04]: I never did
[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, well
[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess I'll go
[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Buck myself
[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I love to bring up
[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_04]: 90s sitcoms that people largely don't remember
[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Such as Becker
[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And Sybil is another one
[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Where obviously Sybil Shepard was the
[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Sybil
[00:30:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm basically Sybil Shepard
[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, I'm this old messy actress
[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_04]: But then Branceki ran away with it
[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Branceki is her like
[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Martini-swelling friend who's fun
[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And Alicia Witt is like
[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_04]: The uptight daughter who's like
[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Mother, why do you have to be so crazy?
[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I just want to play concert piano
[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Or whatever she wants to play
[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Child's prodigy
[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_05]: She's awesome
[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Was speaking at the age
[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Or reading at the age of two
[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Playing piano concierge
[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_05]: For David Lynch at the age of three
[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Or whatever
[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Got cast in this movie
[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_05]: She's a great actress
[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I agree
[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean
[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_05]: But I feel your affection for her
[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I remember learning that there was a young person
[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_05]: From Massachusetts in this movie
[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And it wasn't me
[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I was a little mad about it
[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh sure
[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_07]: This is like me with a hidden panteria
[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_07]: In the voice cast of Bugs Life
[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Exactly
[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_07]: How dare they cast any child
[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_07]: That's right
[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, I was right here
[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Even if I'm the wrong gender for this role
[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_07]: And have no acting credits
[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I want to go through more
[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Of your journey to this
[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Becoming such a key tech for you
[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_05]: So that was the prologue
[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_05]: When you're talking about doing
[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_05]: You gotta have a lot of prologues
[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_05]: But sir, you do see it in theaters
[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_05]: After abandoning the book
[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Like a coward
[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this film came out in December 1984
[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Now I'm all 13
[00:31:39] [SPEAKER_05]: In the midst of my
[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The dead center of my 13th year
[00:31:43] [SPEAKER_07]: And can I just read for comparison
[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_07]: A big budget film
[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_07]: You have to imagine
[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_07]: And want to end up on this list
[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's speed round is what the top ten
[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Highest grossing films of 1984 were
[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Ghostbusters
[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Beverly Hills Cop
[00:31:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom
[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_07]: The exact amount of uncomfortable
[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_07]: That was still tolerable
[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_07]: For an audience
[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Controversial but not on this level
[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Right?
[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Then Gremlins, the Karate Kid
[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Police Academy
[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Footloose
[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Romancing the Stone
[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Star Trek 3
[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_07]: The Search for Spock
[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Splash
[00:32:12] [SPEAKER_07]: America's going straight down the middle
[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That's incredible
[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_07]: That's an incredible run
[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Ten like good blockbusters
[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_07]: But like
[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the temperature of the audience
[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Have we just ruined the box office game?
[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Or no?
[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_07]: What do you think Dune is on that list?
[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I think Dune is number 23
[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_04]: 32
[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_04]: That is
[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_04]: You had it
[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Just reverse it
[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Below teachers
[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And cannonball run 2
[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_06]: That's the kind of stuff
[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It couldn't eclipse at the box office
[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Teachers with Nick Nolte, right?
[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You're telling me
[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_04]: The classic poster
[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it the Apple with the wick?
[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_04]: The dynamite wick
[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah, dynamite wick
[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I know the poster
[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Also a great science fiction
[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_04]: The three sets
[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Bring me dynamite wick
[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_05]: So December
[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Tim McGonagall, my old friend and I
[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Decided we're going to go see this movie
[00:33:03] [SPEAKER_05]: We're both really into it
[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_05]: My dad has known that I'm really into it
[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_05]: He has gotten me this book
[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_05]: The Making of Dune
[00:33:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Which I handed
[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd still have a copy of it here
[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe he gets that to me
[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Actually he might have given that to me
[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_05]: For Christmas after I saw the movie
[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I remember receiving it
[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Going this is no longer necessary for me to read
[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_05]: We no longer want to learn about everything
[00:33:25] [SPEAKER_05]: We go to see it in Brookline Village
[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_05]: At a movie theater that isn't there anymore
[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_05]: My dad's friend Fred Sabini
[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Had picked up some moonlighting hours
[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_05]: As a manager
[00:33:34] [SPEAKER_05]: He ripped our tickets
[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And then he handed me and Tim
[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_05]: The famous glossary
[00:33:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Which was what Universal printed
[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Because they were so
[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_05]: They were anxious
[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_05]: They were a little anxious about
[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_05]: The confusion that people would feel
[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Hearing so many different oddball terms
[00:33:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Fremen, Arrakeen, Gamjabar
[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Because this movie has no exposition
[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah right
[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not like this movie tries to lay any of it
[00:33:58] [SPEAKER_05]: If things were not laid off into a worksheet
[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_05]: In media race
[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And I remember sitting down
[00:34:06] [SPEAKER_04]: God I wish someone would hand me a glossary
[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Before Blockbuster right now
[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_05]: You would think that for me
[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I would be hell yeah
[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm one of those
[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And I remember sitting there
[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_05]: As a 13 year old looking at this thing going
[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh no
[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I understand
[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: This will never work
[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Right yes the general feeling of like
[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_04]: If you're handing out glossaries at the multiplex
[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_04]: You've lost your battle
[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you yeah
[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_05]: No one had ever seen this
[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_05]: This has never happened before as far as I'm concerned
[00:34:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think it's ever happened again
[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like this kind of speaks to me
[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I definitely am a reference book nerd
[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And I love having to read this
[00:34:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Because they're like
[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Why who doesn't want to go to the library
[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_04]: While they see a movie
[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah precisely
[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And I asked
[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I really needed something to look at too
[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Because this whole moment
[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Was infused with this
[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Teenage romantic charge
[00:34:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Because there was a girl who was a little bit older than me
[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Sitting next to me with her mom
[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh
[00:35:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And the girl and her mom
[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_05]: And I remember the girl was wearing
[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_05]: A Canadian tuxedo denim jacket denim
[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_05]: You know jeans
[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Sort of the stillsuit of its day
[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly so
[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And she and her mom were talking about the novel dune
[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And unlike me they had both read it
[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Wow
[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Talk about a girl of your dreams
[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah seriously
[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently you want to marry Anthony
[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm getting goosebumps right now
[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Thinking about it
[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And she
[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And she and her mom were talking about it
[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And they were talking about their favorite characters
[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_05]: And the mom said
[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_05]: I think my favorite character is the sandworms
[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like
[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_05]: What this mom is so cool
[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_05]: This girl's also got to be very cold
[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And she's like I agree with you
[00:35:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And then she turns to me the girl
[00:35:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And says are you looking forward to the movie
[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And it is not an option for me to say
[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Any words to a girl
[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It was in fact not legal at that point
[00:35:55] [SPEAKER_05]: No no no
[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It was fatal to me
[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:35:57] [SPEAKER_05]: It was my gamjabar
[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Like if I
[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_05]: If I accidentally flinched and turned my head
[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And said anything to her
[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I would die
[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_05]: So this glossary gave me something to look at
[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like yeah I'm looking forward to it
[00:36:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me get back to
[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_05]: What's
[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_05]: What's Gede Prime exactly
[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_05]: What's there is that in Relay
[00:36:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish they had a map on here or whatever
[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And then the movie came on
[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_05]: The first 40 minutes of course
[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Our exposition
[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Multiple exposition drops
[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Starting with Virginia Madsen
[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Virginia Madsen's giant floating head
[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Talks for about four un-tripped moments
[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Fades out and then goes
[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh also I forgot to mention
[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_07]: It comes back
[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Literally
[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_07]: It comes back
[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It's much more
[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Second
[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I kind of love it
[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_05]: It's wild
[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_05]: When she said
[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And I've seen this movie multiple times
[00:36:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I always forget
[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_05]: That she goes on and on and on about
[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_05]: She's the world
[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_03]: One more thing
[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and then she comes back and said
[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh I forgot to tell her
[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Why who are you fucking talking to
[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Forgot to tell who
[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's before you even get into a secret report
[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Within the Guild
[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Where they then show you pictures of the planets
[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Like doing all this work
[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_05]: To get you to understand what's happening
[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And none of it is working
[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's when I started stroking it
[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_04]: If there's just like some
[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_04]: 80s optical effect of planets
[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Where they're like
[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Here are the planets of Dune
[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I know they do it better than I just did it
[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously
[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But that was good
[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I like it
[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:37:21] [SPEAKER_04]: G.D. Prime
[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you tell it's the bad one
[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's black
[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm just so on board with that nonsense
[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I know like you're saying
[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_04]: You like it or you don't like it
[00:37:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Or you said you stroke out
[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_05]: When you see the
[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_05]: No I'm stroking it
[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a disgusting thing
[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_04]: You slam in hand
[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously
[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Do not do that in a movie theater
[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not cool
[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_07]: You have an arrow 4K
[00:37:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Or the Tiki Theater
[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_07]: What's it called?
[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Tiki Theater
[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_07]: The first time I tried to watch this
[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_07]: On cable was I you know
[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_07]: My budding
[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Nerds in aphelia
[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_07]: That I'm trying to level up
[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_07]: And I think
[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_07]: David probably similar to this
[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Anytime like a magazine
[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Published like any sort of listicle
[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I was like
[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Well I gotta go through
[00:38:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's a watching guy
[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_07]: He was like 30 things
[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Some magazine must have published some like
[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_07]: The greatest box office disasters of all time
[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_07]: It was always on those lists
[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Movies that got taken away
[00:38:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Where I'm trying to knock out all the flops
[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_07]: The mega flops
[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And I put on what I think was
[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Extended TV cut
[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And this shit starts
[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm immediately like
[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I am I'm never getting through this
[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I think I did watch it to the end
[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably spread out over a week
[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah I mean I might have recorded it
[00:38:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Or saved it to a DVR
[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever the fuck it was
[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_07]: But yes it's like at this point
[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Now I love it
[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_07]: You love it?
[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_07]: You love this movie?
[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I get a tremendous joy from this movie
[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_07]: But I'm saying I love the same thing you love
[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is just them being like
[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh right
[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah yeah yeah
[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But when you're 13
[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_04]: You're not really all for that
[00:38:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean even so
[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_05]: At the end of the screening
[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I you know this could
[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_05]: This could be me writing memories
[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean
[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_05]: But I feel like my memory was
[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And Tim
[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm still friends with Tim McGonagall
[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_05]: So we've talked about it
[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Congrats
[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_05]: We both looked at each other
[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Like what the hell
[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_05]: You know like
[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_05]: It obviously it did not work
[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_05]: We were very confused
[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_05]: It ends very abruptly
[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Quite abruptly
[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And then you're sent out into the lobby
[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And then this girl's probably
[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Gonna try to talk to you again
[00:39:25] [SPEAKER_05]: So you gotta move very quickly
[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_05]: And get out
[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And try to process
[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And so to injury
[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Run interference
[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Put on the blinders
[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know as you say
[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like it's not very parsable
[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_05]: As a film
[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_05]: It's hardly enjoyable
[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean some of it is
[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Freaking repulsive
[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It almost feels
[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_05]: By design antagonist
[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_05]: No it's I mean it's not
[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not a fun watch
[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_05]: No
[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And then it's over
[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And then you're
[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And then you're launched into
[00:39:50] [SPEAKER_05]: The planet earth again
[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And yet there are things
[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_05]: That I remember remembering
[00:39:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Like how did this
[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Happen
[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And the thing like
[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Just starting with the costume design
[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I was not a student
[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Of film particularly
[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I couldn't tell you exactly why
[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_05]: None of it made sense
[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Or worked together as a film
[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I've thought a lot about it since then
[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_05]: But simply like
[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh
[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna have
[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna have everybody in this sort of like
[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Napoleonic Wars military costumes
[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Very different from any science fiction film
[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_05]: You'd ever seen
[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_08]: Yes
[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_05]: The set design obviously is incredible
[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_05]: It is
[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It's obviously
[00:40:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Building a world
[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_05]: That is old fashioned
[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_05]: In a futuristic setting
[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Watching this on the 4K
[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Lovely arrow addition
[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Beautifully restored
[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought to myself early on
[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And I went let's see if this holds up
[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_07]: If this opinion holds up
[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Throughout the entire viewing
[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I think this film
[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Looks as good
[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_07]: As any of the original Star Wars films
[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah
[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I think it is pretty immaculate looking
[00:40:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Obviously from a design standpoint
[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_07]: But I also think save for like
[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Like a noise
[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Two or three shots
[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_07]: I think almost all of the effects hold up
[00:41:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh
[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Really?
[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Definitely not
[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I love how this movie looks
[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_04]: But at the end when they're writing the worms
[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that's the one sequence
[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_04]: That doesn't look good to me
[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_04]: You kinda need that sequence to look good
[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_04]: That sequence is your hammer
[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you know what I mean
[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_04]: That looks good
[00:41:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Looks pretty fucking good
[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And you can go out and watch your D's
[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Like oh take all of George Lucas's shit away from it
[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Even with Matt Lines visible
[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Fucking incredible
[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I agree with him
[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Whereas in the like
[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean my 4K was saying
[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I don't really know what's going on
[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And then obviously what's going on is
[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_04]: They're writing the worms
[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And blowing everyone up
[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_04]: But you still only
[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Kinda just see the worms doing this
[00:41:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Not really doing this
[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And I feel like I needed this
[00:41:48] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything else looks pretty good
[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And for the listener at home
[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Just because what David did was just visual
[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_07]: At first he was doing this
[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_07]: And then he started doing this
[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Doing this
[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I would say it was more of a this
[00:41:59] [SPEAKER_07]: But yeah
[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_07]: You're right no no that's good correction
[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the sets are tremendous
[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_04]: The sets are tremendous
[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean the sets are better than say the Luke
[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_04]: The first Star Wars where
[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_04]: The Lucas Star Wars looks incredible
[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_04]: But the janky
[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You know not janky
[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not the word but like the kind of
[00:42:15] [SPEAKER_04]: The flimsiness of it
[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Dirty is part of it
[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's covering up for any
[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It's part of that world that he's built on
[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly and it shows coming
[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Right it's very
[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't want to be
[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean it seems to say Star Wars has forecoming
[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks great
[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of work they came up a lot
[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Right thriftier
[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_05]: But like smart
[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And contemporary reviews was ro-co-co
[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Incredibly elaborate
[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_05]: But in terms of
[00:42:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Lush and decadent design
[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_05]: That spoke to the feudal system
[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_05]: That this future world
[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_05]: This future universe
[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_05]: That I all worked on
[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_07]: You think about like
[00:42:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Star Wars from 1977
[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And part of the great like
[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Filmmaking magic of that movie
[00:42:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Is how strategic they are
[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_07]: In reusing certain elements
[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_07]: The first one especially
[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Right though they have the one hallway
[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_07]: They have the one hallway
[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_07]: That they can keep replicating or whatever
[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_07]: This film I'm like
[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Every 40 seconds someone walks into a new room
[00:43:09] [SPEAKER_07]: That is an entirely custom built set
[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_03]: They have incredible
[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah
[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's like
[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_03]: The halls of grandeur
[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_07]: They keeps establishing new locations
[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And you're like
[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_07]: This isn't just they rearrange the furniture
[00:43:19] [SPEAKER_07]: In that pre-existing room
[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm calling out more
[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Think about Return of the Jedi
[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Think about like these
[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Which David Lynch was talking about
[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why I'm thinking about it
[00:43:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry
[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It's something that John
[00:43:32] [SPEAKER_04]: That we're going to talk about
[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I understand
[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I understand
[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I appreciate the tease
[00:43:37] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[00:43:39] [SPEAKER_04]: This is not quite that
[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not
[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Like forgetting even
[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Return of the Jedi
[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The space battles
[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Which all look very nice
[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And all that
[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: But just like
[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_04]: When I think of the speeder scene
[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Through the forest
[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure
[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_04]: That's really insane
[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that they pulled that off
[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_07]: In 1983
[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_07]: And the movement stuff
[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Is the stuff that he specifically
[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Fails on
[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_07]: That is the thing that
[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Lucas was so good at
[00:44:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Lucas is right at the front of it
[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_04]: It's beyond the fact that anything else
[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like
[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what Lucas is pioneering
[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Over and over again
[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Like some new thing
[00:44:12] [SPEAKER_04]: In visual effects
[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is great for him
[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Do I prefer this movie
[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Till Return of the Jedi?
[00:44:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh wow
[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably not
[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess
[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_04]: But do I think this movie is more
[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Challenging perhaps
[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Or ambitious than Return of the Jedi
[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe
[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Over the years as I would revisit it
[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know
[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a silly thing to compare
[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Except for their sci-fi films
[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Came around at the same time
[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I think my fondness grew
[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Starting with the
[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The set design
[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And the costume design
[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Already
[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Being very challenging to what my understanding
[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_05]: What a science fiction movie was
[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And sort of changing the game
[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_08]: Yeah
[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And having the courage of that conviction
[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I had to say that that was undeniable
[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Even as a young person
[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And over the years as I would watch it again and again
[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I would find new things to marvel at
[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Like look what
[00:45:00] [SPEAKER_05]: For a guy who's got this mortal wound
[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That he couldn't put what he wanted on screen
[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Look what he got away with
[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And most notably
[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean
[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_05]: It's the essentially opening
[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_05]: After two different
[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Exponential monologues
[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Expositional monologues
[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_05]: The first scene is
[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Jose Ferrer
[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep
[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Clays host to a worm
[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Or not even that
[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Not a worm because there are worms
[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_05]: A third stage guild navigator
[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course
[00:45:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's call it what it is
[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_05]: That there's a chill navigator
[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And this is the scene that I return to
[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_05]: All the time
[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Not just because it's the first movie
[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It's an incredible looking scene
[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Starting with the whole court
[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Which you barely see
[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Like all of the costumes
[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Just before they even bring a tank in
[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And then there's
[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Then he wheels in a tank
[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_05]: That is like 20 feet high
[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_05]: That is full of this fallacy
[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_05]: With the vagina mouth and T-rex arms
[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_05]: With blue eyes that's spitting out orange drugs
[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And they have this conversation
[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Unbroken eye contact
[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't argue with what you're saying
[00:46:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And surrounding him are a bunch of guys
[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Who are going to turn into him
[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_05]: If you know deep enough
[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_05]: They should take it in a spice
[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_05]: But you don't know that when you're seeing the movie
[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_05]: You just see a bunch of bald guys
[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Smoking vape pipes
[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Wearing black leather suits
[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is the look of the movie
[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_05]: If you're not wearing Napoleonic dress uniforms
[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_05]: You're wearing black leather suits
[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Even in the desert by the way
[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Great idea
[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And a couple of them have these
[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Mops and vacuum cleaners
[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_05]: To clean up the effluvia
[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_05]: That's coming out of this tank
[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_07]: It looks like they're doing
[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Like they're the guys with the brooms
[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_07]: A curling
[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Creating, they're slipping up the space
[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That the tank's going to roll in and out
[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry about the big guy
[00:46:42] [SPEAKER_05]: You got to smooth down the surface
[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly
[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And then
[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_05]: They're mobile Zambonis, yes?
[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_05]: What?
[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Just when you think the story is getting going
[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Then the emperor and the third stage
[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Guild navigator get into a third long conversation
[00:46:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is all exposition
[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Ending with the third stage
[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Guild navigator saying
[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_05]: This conversation didn't happen
[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I am not here
[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And then he disappears
[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like what?
[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That Carlo Rimbaldi design
[00:47:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Is so blatantly grotesque
[00:47:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And sexual
[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And unexpected and weird
[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And that to me is the
[00:47:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I would dare say
[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm not going to say
[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Linchpin, sorry
[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_05]: No, do it
[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Say it
[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Ben just looked at me
[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_05]: What do you think about that, Ben?
[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes or no on Linchpin
[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Ben's, oh his thumb is going to
[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's up
[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It's up
[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It's the Linchpin moment where I began
[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Sort of the whole thing began
[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_05]: To unpack itself to me
[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_05]: You lean forward a little bit
[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm just like
[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Every specific decision
[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_05]: In terms of the look and feel
[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Of certain sets, certain costumes, certain props
[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Certain moments in the film
[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_05]: They're so weird
[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And so beautifully weird
[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And he got away with it
[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_07]: And not just weird for weird's sake
[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_07]: But there is the
[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_07]: It is an actual effective version
[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Of the Linch magic where you're like
[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_07]: This is tapping into some weird
[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Subconscious nightmare thing
[00:48:07] [SPEAKER_07]: There is a potency to this
[00:48:09] [SPEAKER_07]: That feels like it is speaking to some unspoken
[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Thing in the human condition
[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Weirdly, even if the movie narratively
[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Isn't always in concert with it
[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_07]: As we've been doing these and you know
[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_07]: We've recorded some episodes that will come out
[00:48:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Long after this one
[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_07]: So we've been jumping around
[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_07]: And some Linch stuff
[00:48:27] [SPEAKER_07]: He is really not a plotty guy
[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Most of his films for how sort of
[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Like naughty they can be
[00:48:32] [SPEAKER_07]: If you actually break it down
[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like
[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_07]: There are a couple inciting incidents
[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_07]: And then weird things happen in between
[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Right? And his two most quote unquote
[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Conventional sort of straightforward narrative films
[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Are the straight story and Elephant Man
[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Both of which hold Joker
[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Like his two weirdest movies
[00:48:48] [SPEAKER_07]: But Elephant Man is just like
[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_07]: A man's life, right?
[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_07]: It plays out in sort of series of incidents
[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_07]: It does not have a plot
[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_07]: That is pushing things forward
[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And straight story is the sort of
[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Like Pick or Ask Journey
[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's just like
[00:49:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Gotta go from point A to point B
[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the first and only time in his career
[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_07]: That he's just like
[00:49:08] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie is making
[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm signing up to a movie
[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_07]: That is going to make promises to the audience
[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That it needs to fulfill
[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Right? Like my clunky metaphor is
[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_07]: It's the difference between
[00:49:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Making a bracelet and making a watch
[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Where you're like
[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_07]: The only function a bracelet needs to serve
[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Is you like the way it looks on your wrist
[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Right? A watch there's a fucking promise
[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_07]: That it's going to fulfill its end of the bargain
[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Right? And this is a bracelet with a watch face
[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Right? That is almost mocking you
[00:49:38] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's like
[00:49:38] [SPEAKER_07]: The machinery inside is on fire
[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a melting dial and like a dolly
[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a dolly watch
[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to compare this film to the Denny Villeneuve movie
[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The whole time because I do think at a certain point
[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, what's the point?
[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_04]: But I think the opening is pivotal
[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_04]: The Lynch film opens with yes
[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Virginia Madsen
[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, can I tell you some stuff?
[00:49:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is right from the books of course
[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Every chapter you've got
[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Princess Eurilons
[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Essentially what you're realizing
[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Propagandistic diary
[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That she's written post facto
[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_04]: About the events of Doom
[00:50:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's more than one
[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Like she's writing
[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a Maud d. Breeder for Children
[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_05]: That she writes
[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a history of Maud d
[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I love it
[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know
[00:50:16] [SPEAKER_05]: You gotta love a beginning as a delicate time
[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_05]: All great
[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_05]: That's a terrific line
[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_05]: That's announcing
[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_04]: We're going to have some problems with this film
[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And then as you say
[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_04]: There is informing you of the planets
[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Here they are
[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, and then there is a scene
[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is not in the book
[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It is essentially making subtext text
[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Because in the book we know this happened
[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's never shown
[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That the emperor meets with the space and guild
[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And the space and guild is like
[00:50:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Do this
[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_04]: But put
[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, I don't like the Atreides fine
[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_04]: We agree
[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Put them on the Spice Planet
[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's have the Harkinans do our dirty work for us
[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Blah, blah, blah
[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_04]: They're all talking about this
[00:50:52] [SPEAKER_04]: An audience, even with a glossary
[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like
[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Who are you talking about?
[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_04]: What the fuck are you talking about?
[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Vilnav starts with the Atreides family
[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, he actually starts with like
[00:51:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Which rocks
[00:51:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Just so you know
[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_03]: You're in for like weird times
[00:51:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But then it's like
[00:51:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Here is the father
[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Here is his son
[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Here is where they live
[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Here is what they
[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Here is the mom
[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_04]: She's teaching her son to be weird like her
[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, the weirding way
[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_04]: They live on a nice wet planet
[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_04]: They have to go to a dry planet
[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_04]: We're entering with people
[00:51:25] [SPEAKER_04]: We gotta move this bull head
[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Like we know that we're moving
[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Because we're creating up the bull head
[00:51:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And like
[00:51:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And now meet Duncan
[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And now meet, you know
[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Therpher and all this stuff
[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then yes, yes, yes
[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We're gonna eventually lay out
[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Some wider context for you
[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Through dialogue
[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You know
[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Through some little film books
[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_03]: That he reads
[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_03]: That's fine
[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, right
[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_03]: But slowly
[00:51:47] [SPEAKER_03]: So you actually know who this is happening to
[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, you're showing not telling?
[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, that's a writing term
[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_05]: That I just invented
[00:51:53] [SPEAKER_05]: But I mean
[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I think even as a 13-year-old
[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I understood that this glossary announced
[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_05]: We have no faith that we can convey
[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_05]: The information
[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Correct
[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_04]: And I think having people just be like
[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_04]: So this is what's going to happen
[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_04]: In the movie
[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, you know, to kick it off
[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[00:52:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And information becomes the enemy
[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Because the more
[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you would think
[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Like, oh, let's show you the four major planets
[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_05]: But all of a sudden
[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I got four names in my head
[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_05]: You got four names in your plans also?
[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Caledan, Arrakis
[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Also known as Dune
[00:52:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Now here's the thing
[00:52:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Like one of the great wounds
[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Of this film for David Lynch was that
[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_05]: He didn't have final cut
[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And in the midst of the production
[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_05]: He started to have cut a whole bunch of stuff
[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Because they were running out of money
[00:52:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_05]: And, you know
[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the things you read about is that
[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Where he left his imprint
[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Isn't on the whole movie
[00:52:38] [SPEAKER_05]: But it's in moments
[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what I mean?
[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Like
[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The things that he fought for
[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_05]: That he had to sneak a David Lynch movie
[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Into a David Lynch movie
[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Having been said
[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_07]: The movie opens
[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_07]: And immediately you're like
[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_07]: He got them to let him do the fucking
[00:52:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Industrial ambient droning noise
[00:52:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Throughout the entire
[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_03]: How did he win that argument?
[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_07]: This is cool
[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_07]: No, I agree
[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, sure
[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's so odd
[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_07]: The things that they let him get away with
[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Versus what he says
[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_07]: I think he feels like he failed on
[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_05]: What I would say is that David Lynch
[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, like
[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_05]: For all the studio interference
[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_05]: One thing that if I were the executive
[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Or if an executive
[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_04]: So you're a large Italian man smoking a cigar
[00:53:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I'm Dino De Laurentiis
[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Or whatever
[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_05]: But I was like
[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_05]: If I were one of these guys at Universal
[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like
[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Can we just call them planet dune?
[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, do we need to say Arrakis?
[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Arrakis
[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Like, and that's from the book obviously
[00:53:31] [SPEAKER_05]: They're constantly saying Arrakis
[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Dune, desert planet
[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_05]: There's three words for the same
[00:53:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Three things for the same for one thing
[00:53:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And the whole movie is indulgent
[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And opulent in that way
[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_05]: It makes for wonderful world building in a book
[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_05]: But in a movie it's like
[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't just give it one name
[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Call it Arrakis or Dune
[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I hate it
[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Look, and the terminology it says
[00:53:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Arrakis is the desert planet known as dune
[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Benz seems like a glossary
[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I know that's in the glossary
[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Which they also directly say again
[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_07]: In the film
[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and they're saying it all the time
[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And their idea is
[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_05]: If we say this enough
[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And also
[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_05]: If we do enough internal monologue voiceover
[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Then people will get it
[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_05]: But in fact
[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_05]: All that information just makes me turn off
[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_04]: There's an awful lot of like
[00:54:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Something is happening
[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And Paul then thinks like
[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_04]: You'd be bad if I did that
[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm gonna have to do that
[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you're just like
[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway
[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the thing that's so well about this movie
[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And I do
[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_07]: I now have gotten to a place
[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Where I love it as an object
[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_07]: As a weird thing and experience
[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Me too
[00:54:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It's very beautiful and weird
[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[00:54:33] [SPEAKER_05]: In a very David Lynchian way
[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_05]: A deformed object
[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_07]: It has perhaps the greatest percentage of dialogue
[00:54:40] [SPEAKER_07]: That is expositional
[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Of anything I have ever seen
[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is especially crazy in a Lynch movie
[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:54:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It is like 90% exposition
[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_07]: There's almost nothing that happens
[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_07]: That is said between two characters
[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_07]: That has anything to do with them
[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Relating to each other
[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_07]: As emotional creatures
[00:54:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Again
[00:54:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:54:57] [SPEAKER_04]: This is obviously what another film hit on
[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Is there needs to be a lot of emotion
[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Built into this
[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Things like focusing on
[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_07]: The Lady Jessica Paul relationship
[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_07]: The Paul Chani relationship
[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Which like the whole second movie
[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Is built around Chani
[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_07]: And in this film
[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Once Paul and Chani actually meet
[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_07]: They have less time together on screen
[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Than in the first movie
[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Where the whole point is
[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_07]: She's kind of just a cameo at the end
[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Now to be fair
[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_04]: The book treats Chani as an object
[00:55:23] [SPEAKER_04]: To you know
[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Like she's not a particularly important character
[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_04]: In the book either
[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_07]: But that's smart Vilnav strategy
[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Shit
[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what I'm saying
[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_04]: But let's talk about Dune
[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm opening the doc saying
[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I just wanted to add the one thing to this
[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_07]: He was saying
[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_07]: It is so wild
[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_07]: When you're like starting with the multiple
[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Like prologue table setting things
[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Then every character speaks exclusively in exposition
[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_07]: And then like 12 minutes and they introduce
[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Also
[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_07]: We hear characters internal monologues
[00:55:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_07]: And their internal monologues
[00:55:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Are additional exposition
[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just too much to take in
[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And as you point out
[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_05]: They double
[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The internal monologues usually double
[00:55:57] [SPEAKER_05]: The information that the characters are giving
[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Using their
[00:56:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Not only their voice is the voice
[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_07]: And the Lynch dream state thing
[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Is what's potent about this movie
[00:56:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It makes him a good fit for Dune
[00:56:07] [SPEAKER_07]: In theory
[00:56:07] [SPEAKER_07]: But you feel something in the inexperience
[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Of and this is
[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Leeds, Reckley, and Adossier
[00:56:13] [SPEAKER_07]: It being insane that this is his third movie
[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_07]: That the arc is
[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Weirdo midnight movie
[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_07]: He basically self produces over five years
[00:56:21] [SPEAKER_07]: With film school friends
[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_07]: To surprising jump
[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_07]: To prestige critically beloved
[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_07]: But fairly already sober
[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Highly emotional drama
[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_07]: And like arch period piece
[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_07]: To then Hollywood being like
[00:56:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Well obviously he needs to make a big sci-fi
[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Blackbuster next
[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_07]: That it's not just that he makes Dune
[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_07]: But that he makes Dune after being like
[00:56:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Dune is the right choice for me
[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Over return of the Jedi
[00:56:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And that you feel him going like
[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know how to quite do this
[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't trust myself to
[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Figure out other ways to convey this information
[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_05]: To me trust is exactly what's lacking
[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_05]: In this movie overall
[00:57:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the studio didn't trust Lynch
[00:57:06] [SPEAKER_05]: He got entrusted initially by the dealer
[00:57:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Well let me open the DOS
[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_03]: David use the voice
[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay I really should use the voice
[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Use the voice
[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay
[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Be quiet and let me talk now
[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lynch made the elephant man
[00:57:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a hit
[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_04]: It was nominated for best picture
[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_04]: So obviously now he
[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It becomes a director that studios wish to hire
[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He wishes to make a film called Ronnie Rocket
[00:57:28] [SPEAKER_04]: We've already talked about it
[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time
[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_04]: About a boy who is electricity
[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He wants to make Ronnie Rocket
[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He actually comes close now
[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he has real clout
[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Zoetrope
[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Francis Ford Coppola's you know
[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_04]: House of Madness
[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I was gonna say great at actually getting movies made
[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Especially in the 1980s
[00:57:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Incredible at having an idea that seems
[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Crazy and executing in a way that is
[00:57:47] [SPEAKER_04]: After hit after hit
[00:57:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Definitely people go to see all of them
[00:57:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Like basically so
[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the only studio slates
[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_05]: They're like I'll just see whatever they release
[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Because it's gonna be a hit
[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_05]: You're gonna go check out that new American Zoetrope joint
[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[00:58:01] [SPEAKER_04]: MCU of its day
[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_04]: So he's then offered return of the Jedi
[00:58:05] [SPEAKER_04]: His agent tells him you get this job
[00:58:07] [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna get three million dollars
[00:58:08] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's in 1980
[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever
[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_04]: 1983
[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_04]: 1982
[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_07]: And what's a big part of the promise
[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Of getting a job like return of the Jedi
[00:58:17] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a double-edged sword
[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_07]: One is they're not totally gonna let you
[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Sink or drown in this thing
[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[00:58:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Because Lucas has some quality control
[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_04]: There will be a lot of guardrails around you
[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure
[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_07]: But the flip side of that is
[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not your purpose
[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not ever gonna totally be your thing
[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_04]: 100%
[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_04]: So he
[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch recalls basically
[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He goes to San Francisco
[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_04]: He goes to a place called Egg Company
[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is near the Warner Brothers lot
[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And is handed an envelope with a credit card
[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_04]: A key and an airline ticket
[00:58:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And then
[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sorry, no he did that in Los Angeles
[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And then the airline takes him of course
[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_04]: To San Francisco
[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's brought to George Lucas
[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And he says he was very flattered
[00:58:55] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't know why I went
[00:58:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Star Wars is not my cup of tea
[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I have to say I was very flattered
[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_05]: To meet George Lucas
[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Unfortunately, Star Wars wasn't my cup of tea
[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_05]: He said
[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_06]: They wore a nice flannel shirt tucked into
[00:59:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Blue
[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Dungary jeans
[00:59:13] [SPEAKER_04]: As he
[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the line I remember
[00:59:15] [SPEAKER_04]: I've seen him say it I think
[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_04]: His neck was so fat
[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't that fat back then
[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay give him a break
[00:59:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay it wasn't 90s Lucas
[00:59:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It wasn't 80s Lucas
[00:59:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's probably middle
[00:59:25] [SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't full bullfrog in it
[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Wasn't full bullfrog
[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_04]: But he's buttoned in that top button
[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_04]: You can't stop him
[00:59:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't matter how big the neck is
[00:59:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He started talking to me
[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And I started getting a headache
[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That got steadily worse
[00:59:38] [SPEAKER_05]: George can I give Jabba the hut
[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Of a giant mouth
[00:59:42] [SPEAKER_07]: I feel like he always talks about
[00:59:44] [SPEAKER_07]: The moment where George started explaining
[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_07]: The Ewoks
[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Being the moment that broke him
[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean obviously fundamentally
[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_04]: He says
[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I did feel pressure to say yes
[00:59:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I did respect him
[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And this obviously was a big gig
[00:59:59] [SPEAKER_04]: But I didn't want to do it
[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_04]: He says to his Asian
[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't do it
[01:00:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel all this pressure but I can't do it
[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_04]: And he says you don't have to do it
[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Calls George says no thank you
[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_04]: George is like 100%
[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't worry about it
[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Lucas in retrospect
[01:00:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like I might have gone a bridge too far then
[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you know that might have been crazy as much
[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I have deep respect for the guy
[01:00:21] [SPEAKER_04]: But it is so hard to do it
[01:00:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Lucas is saying maybe I dodged a
[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_04]: A weird
[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_05]: When you look at Richard
[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_04]: A bullet full of weird
[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Mark Haunt and Return of the Jedi
[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_04]: And everything you hear about that movie
[01:00:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Lucas is very very hands on
[01:00:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Much more than empire
[01:00:34] [SPEAKER_04]: I cannot imagine how that would have worked
[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: With David Lynch
[01:00:36] [SPEAKER_04]: They wouldn't even thought or
[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably lynched
[01:00:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Sensed that he was going to get a very
[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Very strong and empowered creative collaborator
[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is not what he was looking for
[01:00:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's the other part of it
[01:00:47] [SPEAKER_07]: I think about him doing that movie
[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_07]: In particular right
[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_07]: A film I have great love for
[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_07]: The third Star Wars movie
[01:00:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Not the second
[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_07]: A film that in my adult years
[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I have now come to recognize
[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Some of the failings
[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Right the creakiness that does not exist
[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_07]: In the first two films
[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_07]: In my opinion
[01:01:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It's still a good movie though
[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_07]: I agree it's got some shit in it
[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_07]: That's like my favorite shit
[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_07]: In all of Star Wars
[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_07]: If not some of my favorite shit
[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_07]: In all of movies
[01:01:13] [SPEAKER_07]: That stuff is the stuff
[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That I could see Lynch totally nailing
[01:01:17] [SPEAKER_07]: But to be fair
[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_07]: The whole Jabba stuff
[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_07]: The whole first 30 minutes
[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like Lynch would go
[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking hog wild on that
[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I actually think he would probably
[01:01:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Do a good job with the final chunk
[01:01:29] [SPEAKER_07]: With Luke and the emperor
[01:01:30] [SPEAKER_07]: And Vader
[01:01:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I think he could kind of handle
[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_07]: The sort of like
[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_07]: A monstrous sort of
[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_07]: A sort of broken man
[01:01:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Inside of Vader
[01:01:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And all of that sort of reveal stuff
[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe
[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Like there's stuff in it
[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_07]: I think he would do an incredible job with
[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_07]: But that is the stuff
[01:01:47] [SPEAKER_07]: The movie already does excellently
[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[01:01:49] [SPEAKER_07]: And everything that I think
[01:01:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Is a failing in that movie
[01:01:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I think Lynch would have been
[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Completely confounded by
[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think he would know
[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_07]: How to handle anything in Endor
[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_07]: You know I don't think he would
[01:02:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Have known how to solve like
[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Han Solo having nothing to do
[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_07]: In that movie
[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[01:02:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I wouldn't like to see
[01:02:05] [SPEAKER_07]: An Ewok designed by David Lynch
[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I think that would scare me
[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_07]: No and if it was Lynch having
[01:02:10] [SPEAKER_07]: To direct an Ewok designed
[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_07]: By Lucas' team
[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_07]: You could see the movie
[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Having a feeling of disinterest
[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Whenever it was on screen
[01:02:18] [SPEAKER_05]: So in the dossier David
[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_05]: When he turns from ROTJ
[01:02:23] [SPEAKER_05]: To DUNE
[01:02:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He does not yet
[01:02:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I will say he was offered
[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_04]: A couple other projects that are
[01:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting
[01:02:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Richard Roth approached him
[01:02:30] [SPEAKER_04]: To direct Red Dragon
[01:02:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Which of course eventually
[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Michael Mann makes as
[01:02:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Manhunter
[01:02:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Would have been interesting
[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That is when
[01:02:37] [SPEAKER_04]: He pitches Roth on Blue Velvet
[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: We talk more about that
[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_04]: On our Blue Velvet episode
[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_04]: But that's sort of the germ
[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Of Blue Velvet
[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Where Bay School Lynch is like
[01:02:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Manh, keep thinking about
[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Like hiding in a closet
[01:02:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Just spying on a woman
[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Roth's like
[01:02:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[01:02:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Got any more?
[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That's all I got
[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_04]: He's also offered
[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Tender Mercies
[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The Robert DeVall movie
[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is a lovely
[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Quiet drama
[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That is again
[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_04]: A little hard to see
[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch doing
[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_04]: But some of the straight
[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Stories speaks to it
[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It's very similar
[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I was going to say
[01:03:07] [SPEAKER_07]: That's very much a match
[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Sensibility
[01:03:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Lynch thinks
[01:03:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Not right for me
[01:03:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Turned out to be a great movie
[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_04]: In his opinion
[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_04]: He was also approached
[01:03:15] [SPEAKER_04]: By Cameron Crowe
[01:03:17] [SPEAKER_04]: To direct Fast Times
[01:03:18] [SPEAKER_04]: At Ridgemont High
[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I have no idea
[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: What that meeting was really like
[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Or what that movie would be
[01:03:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Why is this happening?
[01:03:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's so weird to think of
[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_07]: This guy making
[01:03:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Crowe says very, very sweet
[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: About it
[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Slightly perplexed
[01:03:30] [SPEAKER_04]: That we thought of him
[01:03:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Got into a white BW bug
[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And drove away
[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_05]: David Lynch wasn't a brand
[01:03:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I was going to say
[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Like here's this guy
[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Who has established himself
[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Very quickly
[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And yet it feels like
[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Hollywood doesn't have a handle
[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_07]: On who he is
[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean
[01:03:45] [SPEAKER_05]: What had come out was
[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Eraserhead and Elephant Man
[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And Eraserhead is a weird
[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Student film
[01:03:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't count
[01:03:51] [SPEAKER_05]: For a lot of people
[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying
[01:03:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And then the normies
[01:03:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Look at the
[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Elephant man
[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like
[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Weird makeup
[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And everything else
[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_05]: But it is kind of
[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_05]: A by the numbers
[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_05]: In a way
[01:04:02] [SPEAKER_05]: But also
[01:04:02] [SPEAKER_07]: He's made two
[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Movies about
[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Sensitive weirdos
[01:04:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And the pain of existing in society
[01:04:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:04:11] [SPEAKER_07]: That are shot in
[01:04:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Like very arch black and white
[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_07]: What are you talking about
[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_07]: You're talking about Jeff Spicoli
[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, of course
[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_07]: With like
[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Top to bottom clanging
[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like
[01:04:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Those two movies
[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Are very similar
[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_07]: In a lot of ways
[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Well then you see
[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Elephant Man
[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_07]: And Judy Garmark too
[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's like
[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Now what if we give this guy
[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_07]: A real thing to make
[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, it's just funny
[01:04:32] [SPEAKER_07]: To think like
[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Well clearly this guy
[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Is a chameleon
[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Who could make any type
[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Of movie
[01:04:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I think that it was just like
[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_05]: He was the guy everyone was talking about
[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_05]: So he's going to get all these conversations
[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Just be funny to bring in Judy Garland
[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: To a Lynch movie
[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_01]: She could sing
[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Clang, clang, clang
[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Goes the wrong way
[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Hold
[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Hold
[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Hold
[01:04:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Rafaela de Laurentiis
[01:04:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Meets with Dune
[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_04]: In about 1981 or two
[01:05:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Saying
[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_04]: My daddy Dino
[01:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Has acquired
[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Dune
[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_04]: I think you can handle it
[01:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: They met
[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And she loved him right away
[01:05:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Dino loved him too
[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_04]: My father loved directors
[01:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And he thought David was as good
[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_04]: As Fellini, she says
[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He might be
[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_04]: They're kind of in similar worlds
[01:05:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Dino does
[01:05:25] [SPEAKER_04]: According to the dossier love him so much
[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Except
[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He didn't like a racer head
[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He liked the elephant man
[01:05:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, that's 50-50
[01:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I would say
[01:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[01:05:36] [SPEAKER_04]: But he's sort of saying like
[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I want the elephant man Lynch
[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Not a racer head Lynch
[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure
[01:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And I would say if you're saying that
[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You may have already misunderstood
[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: What you're getting with this guy
[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I would agree
[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I, you know
[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't really know how you're distinguishing it
[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Except that yes
[01:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: One is a more abstract plot
[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_04]: One is not
[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But those movies have tons in common
[01:05:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just that one is a
[01:05:59] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, more straightforwardly sad story
[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: About a terrible, you know
[01:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Situation that a person was in
[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And the other one is a racer head
[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is also
[01:06:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Honestly, that as well
[01:06:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch says, Dino calls him
[01:06:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And says I want you to read this book
[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_04]: June and Lynch is like
[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: June and he's like
[01:06:15] [SPEAKER_04]: No, June
[01:06:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And he goes on like this
[01:06:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And Lynch had never read the book
[01:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Reads the book
[01:06:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And
[01:06:24] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the part that I don't understand
[01:06:25] [SPEAKER_04]: But I guess love the book
[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_04]: If I'm David Lynch reading Dune
[01:06:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I would kind of be like
[01:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: This is too much to handle
[01:06:31] [SPEAKER_04]: People all over the world love this book
[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a huge
[01:06:34] [SPEAKER_04]: To be clear, I love the book
[01:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I know
[01:06:36] [SPEAKER_04]: But I just
[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_04]: If I'm just kind of like tossed Dune
[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Like hey, why don't you check this out
[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_04]: First of all, you better duck
[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Because if it gets you in the head
[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to be hurt
[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_04]: But you know, and you crack it open
[01:06:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to be like
[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, this would be easy
[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean?
[01:06:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I'd be like Jesus
[01:06:50] [SPEAKER_04]: How the hell do you do this
[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but don't you think that
[01:06:53] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what animates David Lynch
[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: To a certain degree
[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That and the fact that instead
[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Of working with a control freak
[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Like George Lucas in San Francisco
[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_05]: He's working with two Italian
[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Mother, I mean a father-daughter
[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Producing
[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Who are a little bit outside of the
[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_05]: A little bit more male or a little bit
[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: A little bit more male or a little bit more
[01:07:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, what are the De Laurentiis
[01:07:12] [SPEAKER_05]: What's the book on the De Laurentiis family
[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_05]: At this point
[01:07:15] [SPEAKER_05]: That's a really good question
[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh god, we have so much to talk about
[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, what's the book on Dina De Laurentiis
[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Griffin
[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Like I just don't remember
[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_04]: He starts making movies in like the 40s
[01:07:25] [SPEAKER_05]: But what was he known for
[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Well the first Conan had happened at this point
[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Barbarellis or
[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: First Conan has happened at this point
[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, 82
[01:07:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I think Conan the Destroyer is 84
[01:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: King Kong, the
[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a big one
[01:07:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Like he does these big genre films
[01:07:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That do have an arty twist to them sometimes
[01:07:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but with like a pulpy Italian arty
[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Kind of shabby element to them
[01:07:55] [SPEAKER_07]: But like, he starts out in Italian films
[01:07:56] [SPEAKER_07]: He does a lot of genre stuff
[01:07:57] [SPEAKER_07]: He does Fellini stuff
[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_07]: He's one of these guys who's just like a fucking mogul
[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_07]: And he does 70s and 80s
[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_07]: He's trying to do big epics
[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_04]: I do feel like he loves the movies
[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Absolutely
[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like, not in a negative way really
[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_04]: But he's a big bossy guy
[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_05]: But if I'm David Lynch and I see these two
[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Charismatic Italian people
[01:08:16] [SPEAKER_05]: One of whom has, you know, made Barbarella
[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I would be much more inclined to be like
[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I can probably work my way into this world
[01:08:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Better than I can work my way into George Lucas' work
[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely
[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not just like he did Serpico
[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, he did like fucking
[01:08:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean Barbarella we said
[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_07]: John Huston's The Bible in the beginning
[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Like just a very weird swath of movies
[01:08:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's the thing I want to bring up
[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_07]: As a conversational topic
[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Hollywood loves when anything is a success
[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Trying to figure out how to copy it
[01:08:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Run into the fucking ground
[01:08:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Dune was positioned so much as
[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Here is the next Star Wars
[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_07]: It is coming out a year after Return of the Jedi
[01:08:57] [SPEAKER_07]: So Star Wars has been a thing
[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_07]: At this point for over six years
[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_07]: No one else really tries to do Star Wars
[01:09:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Star Trek, I would say
[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what? You're right
[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's such a weird example
[01:09:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Because it's like reviving another thing
[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It is
[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_04]: But Star Trek The Motion Picture happens because
[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_04]: They're like fuck
[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Star Wars scooped our ass
[01:09:22] [SPEAKER_04]: But here's my point I guess
[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_04]: A big space opera thing? There had been the Flash Gordon movie
[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me pin this
[01:09:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Because it's like certainly
[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Star Wars legitimizes sci-fi
[01:09:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Which had, you know, it sort of
[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Post 2001 run, I would say
[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_07]: This is presuming you accept Star Wars as a science fiction film
[01:09:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, I'm gonna pin that as well
[01:09:43] [SPEAKER_07]: 2001
[01:09:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Leads to a spat of things like silent running
[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_07]: You know these movies that are like very heady
[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And are serious and grown up
[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And sort of more art sci-fi
[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Clean and streamlined in their design
[01:09:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Very, very specific tomorrowland look to them
[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Then Star Wars becomes an industry in and of itself
[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Popularizes this sort of space opera
[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Sci-fi fantasy as an A picture
[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_07]: A legitimate A picture that is making so much money
[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_07]: And is like we built a world here
[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_07]: This is expansive, this can run forever
[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And then the immediate things you get in the wake of Star Wars
[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I would say the Star Wars halo effect are like
[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Alien perhaps being a pitch that is more warmly received
[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Because it's like well audience is like sci-fi
[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_07]: This is an R rated slasher film
[01:10:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Blade Runner, we got one of the stars of Star Wars
[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's doing a weird sci-fi noir
[01:10:36] [SPEAKER_07]: No one's trying to do the big like
[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Two-fisted four color sort of sci-fi fantasy epic thing
[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Build a world, I would argue Crow is one of the only ones
[01:10:48] [SPEAKER_04]: There's some, okay there's Crow
[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_04]: There is Flash Gordon, that was a big movie
[01:10:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Flash Gordon I want to put as this category of things like
[01:10:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Last Starfighter, like the Masters of the University
[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's like one foot firmly in our reality
[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Right? Those movies all have the like
[01:11:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's a normal guy who ends up in space
[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Or here are space people who end up in Earth
[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_07]: This sort of Star Wars dune, crow thing
[01:11:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course on television you had Battlestar Galactic
[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is a full-time response
[01:11:16] [SPEAKER_07]: There's almost more of a direct influence on television
[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Than people taking the big bet of like
[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_07]: We have to invest in building a whole world and the movie starts
[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_07]: And Virginia Madsen's face has to explain everything to you
[01:11:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Still feels like a thing they find daunting
[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It is daunting, it's obviously a major ask of people
[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Crow is a funny one, but Crow has fantasy
[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_04]: To sort of keep it grounded a little bit
[01:11:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And I would say that you mentioned that Star Wars
[01:11:46] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking at a sort of sci-fi list right now
[01:11:48] [SPEAKER_05]: As an A movie and it was obviously a very successful movie
[01:11:52] [SPEAKER_05]: But I think that at the time like
[01:11:55] [SPEAKER_05]: 2001 was an A movie made by a serious director
[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It is so indebted to 2001 I would say
[01:12:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Right more, but you know Star Wars and
[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Star Wars and Jaws in 75 and 77
[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Legitimized the B movie
[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_05]: What they became was high quality B movies
[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_05]: That a lot of people in culture still turned their nose up
[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely, and were like still parodied
[01:12:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was not cool
[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously George Lucas I think would basically admit
[01:12:26] [SPEAKER_04]: That he did, he was heavily inspired by Dune
[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He has no question
[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And obviously Dune
[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_04]: When the more you learn about it
[01:12:35] [SPEAKER_04]: The more you read the sequels especially
[01:12:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And just Herbert in general
[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_04]: You're getting one man's very particular
[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Historical and political thoughts and interests
[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Crammed into this crazy sci-fi narrative
[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And beyond that things like the Ben & Jesser
[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Where Frank Herbert is basically like
[01:12:52] [SPEAKER_04]: What's up with nuns?
[01:12:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I went to Catholic school, those people are crazy
[01:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Things like that
[01:12:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And then Lucas is kind of like right
[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_04]: The Fremen make so much
[01:13:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I never thought of the Gamjabbar as being a ruler
[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That a nun would hit you with
[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so deeply rooted in him being scared of nuns
[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Which I, nuns are scary
[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah
[01:13:11] [SPEAKER_05]: You ever see that nun? The nun?
[01:13:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Well she's no good
[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And she's actually in Mulholland Drive right?
[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yes, yes
[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_05]: She's the lady behind the dumpster
[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever, anyway
[01:13:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Gotta watch out for the nuns
[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_07]: And the nun too
[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Not just the nun, also the nun
[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And then Lucas stretches the nun
[01:13:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's running now
[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_07]: None too hyper, none
[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Sorry
[01:13:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Do the voice, if you want us to stop doing bids
[01:13:38] [SPEAKER_07]: You gotta do the voice David
[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Lucas stretches I think the guerrilla stuff
[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_04]: The Fremen right into this more broad narrative
[01:13:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Lucas is obviously like this is like
[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_04]: The Viet Cong, right?
[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Revolution, threat history
[01:13:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll make it a little vaguer
[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And the force wouldn't exist without
[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_05]: All in our journey
[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_05]: All of the kind of
[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_05]: The force in Star Wars is like dune without the drugs
[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I would have loved to have seen the trench run
[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_05]: With that like Huffing Spice
[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's true
[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Lucas is like I can't read my targeting computer
[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I just threw up all over it
[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Spice orgy before they get it
[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a little bit
[01:14:17] [SPEAKER_04]: And the force is just like further abstraction
[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, like in dune it's kind of like
[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_04]: You can connect to everyone in your bloodline
[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_04]: All the way back
[01:14:25] [SPEAKER_04]: And the force is kind of like
[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_04]: The force is just everyone's energy
[01:14:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of connected all of life
[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_04]: But also it's a blood disease as we've litigated
[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a blood disease and it means that you can like
[01:14:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Pull something that's like
[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You know you ever wanted a serial bowl
[01:14:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like kind of far away
[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what the force is for
[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Star Wars is so wonderful and accessible
[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, because it's like
[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Here's a big metaphysical concept
[01:14:44] [SPEAKER_05]: What is the force?
[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_05]: The force is what connects in Binds Universe
[01:14:47] [SPEAKER_05]: That's all you need to know
[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's why it's so funny
[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That when someone is like
[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And that means you can do this
[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Fans are like
[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_04]: No, the force
[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the force
[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Not this is the force
[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You have to go to school before you do anything
[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: In the force
[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're normal about it
[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Always
[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Always normal
[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Hodgman, do you feel comfortable sharing
[01:15:05] [SPEAKER_07]: The anecdote you've told me in the past
[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_07]: About Peter Berg?
[01:15:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah
[01:15:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Well that's book two of the
[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Dune Chronicles of John Hodgman
[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Here we go
[01:15:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Director Peter Berg
[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_07]: I think we can start interweaving
[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_07]: These narrative threads between the dossier
[01:15:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And the books of Hodgman
[01:15:19] [SPEAKER_05]: So after I've seen
[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_05]: After I watched the dune in 1984
[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Time marches on
[01:15:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Fast forward chapter house dune style
[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_05]: 3000 years or whatever
[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you turn into a worm?
[01:15:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I read the book
[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I saw Hodgman and his wife fall deeply in love
[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_07]: His children grow
[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_07]: And another thing
[01:15:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I did not become a half human
[01:15:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Half sand worm hybrid
[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Spoiler
[01:15:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I watched the sci-fi miniseries
[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Which came out in 2000
[01:15:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Which I love
[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is fine
[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But that right
[01:15:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That thing is basically just
[01:15:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone being like
[01:15:53] [SPEAKER_04]: What if I just wrote down dune as a screenplay
[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[01:15:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Like most faithful adaptation possible
[01:15:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever sci-fi can afford
[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It has like
[01:16:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And we'll film it in this high school auditorium
[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_04]: It has like pretty good production value
[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_04]: For a sci-fi miniseries of the time
[01:16:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Wildly expensive at the time
[01:16:07] [SPEAKER_04]: At a scale but now is microscopic
[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_04]: But it really is
[01:16:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And they do children of dune as well
[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_04]: With it just like
[01:16:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's just fucking write it down man
[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And I just
[01:16:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I watched a little bit of it again
[01:16:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I just wanted to see some scenes
[01:16:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like
[01:16:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's that guy playing
[01:16:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Fade Routha
[01:16:21] [SPEAKER_05]: He's
[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Matt Kieslar
[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_05]: The great Matt Kieslar
[01:16:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:16:24] [SPEAKER_05]: The last days of disco
[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_05]: The middle man
[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_05]: And also he was
[01:16:27] [SPEAKER_05]: He was Johnny and waiting for Guffman
[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_05]: That's another one
[01:16:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Handsome
[01:16:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Handsome
[01:16:32] [SPEAKER_07]: What was the thing I saw him in recently
[01:16:33] [SPEAKER_07]: You realized like
[01:16:34] [SPEAKER_07]: He like quit acting
[01:16:36] [SPEAKER_07]: He's become
[01:16:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Became like a professor or something
[01:16:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Let me get this right
[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to say
[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I love Matt Kieslar
[01:16:41] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm not even sure if I'm saying his name right
[01:16:43] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm pretty sure it's Kieslar
[01:16:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure he's happy no matter how he says it
[01:16:45] [SPEAKER_04]: He became a physician's assistant
[01:16:46] [SPEAKER_04]: He's an instructor of urology
[01:16:48] [SPEAKER_04]: At the Oregon School of Medicine
[01:16:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow
[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_07]: You can read a paper he wrote
[01:16:53] [SPEAKER_07]: At Portland Community College
[01:16:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Or I'm sorry
[01:16:56] [SPEAKER_07]: From Reed explaining his shift
[01:16:58] [SPEAKER_07]: When his career had slowed down
[01:17:00] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he's really great in Scream 3
[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_04]: What was that
[01:17:02] [SPEAKER_04]: I saw him in something fucking
[01:17:04] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean he wasn't in anything recently
[01:17:06] [SPEAKER_07]: So you must have seen an older thing
[01:17:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh you know what it is
[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_07]: What
[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_07]: I for the first time ever
[01:17:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Watch Larry David Sourgrape
[01:17:12] [SPEAKER_07]: You sure did
[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_07]: I saw that you watched Clear History as well
[01:17:14] [SPEAKER_07]: You're really a
[01:17:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I had a very bad case of bronchitis
[01:17:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And in my madness
[01:17:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I was like
[01:17:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Let me watch both Larry David movies
[01:17:22] [SPEAKER_07]: That I don't know what ever talks about
[01:17:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Wow
[01:17:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Neither one is good
[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Matt Kieslar plays Matt Leblanc
[01:17:28] [SPEAKER_07]: In Sour Grape
[01:17:30] [SPEAKER_07]: There's this whole running thread
[01:17:32] [SPEAKER_07]: In Sour Grape of how much Larry David
[01:17:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Clearly hates friends
[01:17:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:17:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Because it was made right after he left
[01:17:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Sign Phone
[01:17:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[01:17:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Got it
[01:17:39] [SPEAKER_07]: And Kieslar's clearly playing Leblanc
[01:17:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:17:41] [SPEAKER_07]: And to spoil Sour Grape
[01:17:43] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a movie that no one likes
[01:17:44] [SPEAKER_07]: That's almost impossible to watch now
[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I promise you I will never see it
[01:17:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:17:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Steven Weber's character
[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Is encouraged to perform surgery on him
[01:17:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Even though it's not his specialty
[01:17:56] [SPEAKER_07]: He has testicular cancer
[01:17:58] [SPEAKER_07]: And I think Steven Weber's usually a heart guy
[01:18:00] [SPEAKER_07]: And he's going through all the stress
[01:18:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Of the Larry David style hijinks
[01:18:04] [SPEAKER_07]: And in his stress and distraction
[01:18:07] [SPEAKER_07]: He puts the transparency backwards
[01:18:10] [SPEAKER_07]: He removes the wrong ball
[01:18:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And then has to remove the second ball
[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Funny
[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_07]: And then you see him waking up
[01:18:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And Steven Weber telling him the news
[01:18:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And then the next time you see the character
[01:18:21] [SPEAKER_07]: It's through characters watching
[01:18:23] [SPEAKER_07]: This friend's parody
[01:18:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's called Pals or something
[01:18:26] [SPEAKER_07]: On TV
[01:18:27] [SPEAKER_07]: And Matt Kieslar now sounds like Mickey Mouse
[01:18:29] [SPEAKER_07]: And he does the whole second half of the movie
[01:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Doing an incredible Mickey Mouse voice
[01:18:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Wow
[01:18:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, Kieslar did a great job
[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[01:18:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyway
[01:18:37] [SPEAKER_07]: He played Finn for Alpha
[01:18:39] [SPEAKER_05]: By that time I've seen the miniseries
[01:18:41] [SPEAKER_07]: What a tangent
[01:18:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Incredible tangent
[01:18:43] [SPEAKER_05]: It was really worthwhile
[01:18:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And I just wanted to respect that actor
[01:18:47] [SPEAKER_05]: I liked him as Faye Routhin and that thing
[01:18:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I liked the man as Johnny and Guffman
[01:18:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't see whatever movie you were talking about
[01:18:52] [SPEAKER_05]: The wrong ball or whatever it was called
[01:18:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It gets to the wrong ball
[01:18:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And then, you know
[01:18:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I go through my own life journey
[01:19:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Where I accidentally get kidnapped by television
[01:19:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I go on The Daily Show
[01:19:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[01:19:04] [SPEAKER_05]: By accident promoting a book
[01:19:05] [SPEAKER_05]: The areas of my expertise available
[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably somewhere
[01:19:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And then I get hired
[01:19:12] [SPEAKER_05]: To do these ads for Apple Computer
[01:19:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And I get flown a couple of times
[01:19:16] [SPEAKER_05]: To the coast in first class
[01:19:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And on maybe my second or third trip
[01:19:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Had to have actually been by 2007
[01:19:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I had moved to Brooklyn
[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I second or third trip
[01:19:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I find myself in first class
[01:19:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Sitting next to Peter Berg
[01:19:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Now Peter Berg at this time
[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I know as an actor
[01:19:33] [SPEAKER_05]: More than as a director
[01:19:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Even though he directed
[01:19:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Friday Night Lights at that point
[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, had only done very bad things
[01:19:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Friday Night Lights
[01:19:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And the rundown possibly
[01:19:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And he was obviously an actor
[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He was the guy from Chicago
[01:19:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm saying as a director
[01:19:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Those with the movie
[01:19:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I knew him from a Chicago Hope's Billy Cronk
[01:19:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And I knew him from a weird indie movie
[01:19:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Called While You Were Sleeping
[01:19:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Where he's a World War II guy
[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Gets frozen, woken up in 1990
[01:19:57] [SPEAKER_05]: It's probably not called that
[01:19:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Because that's a famous romantic comedy
[01:20:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, so anyway
[01:20:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It was called something else
[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Not while you were sleeping
[01:20:03] [SPEAKER_05]: But anyway
[01:20:04] [SPEAKER_07]: But I feel like particularly after
[01:20:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Friday Night Lights
[01:20:05] [SPEAKER_07]: He was positioned as like
[01:20:07] [SPEAKER_07]: This guy might be a serious director
[01:20:08] [SPEAKER_07]: In the making
[01:20:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:20:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And I believe in the context
[01:20:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Of our conversation
[01:20:11] [SPEAKER_05]: He was probably working on Hancock
[01:20:13] [SPEAKER_05]: At that time
[01:20:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Makes sense
[01:20:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Which was obviously a huge step up
[01:20:15] [SPEAKER_07]: In budget and working with
[01:20:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Hotest Talent in Hollywood
[01:20:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Would have you
[01:20:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, so you know
[01:20:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm still confused as to why
[01:20:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I am sitting in first class
[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_05]: In anything
[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I can explain to you
[01:20:27] [SPEAKER_05]: You were a PC
[01:20:28] [SPEAKER_05]: That's true
[01:20:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:20:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It's called Late for Dinner
[01:20:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Late for Dinner
[01:20:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much
[01:20:33] [SPEAKER_05]: That is a wild thing for that movie
[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Pretty good title
[01:20:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[01:20:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Peter Berg
[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_05]: So I already know this guy
[01:20:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I used to work in a movie
[01:20:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Store and I
[01:20:41] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, I saw
[01:20:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know, okay
[01:20:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I know he is
[01:20:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Moving along, dude
[01:20:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe that he's here
[01:20:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Let him
[01:20:47] [SPEAKER_05]: We get stuck on the
[01:20:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll try to keep it
[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll thank you
[01:20:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I stretch it out
[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_05]: We got stuck
[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay
[01:20:52] [SPEAKER_05]: So let me see if I can remember
[01:20:54] [SPEAKER_05]: The type of aircraft
[01:20:55] [SPEAKER_05]: If you don't hurry this up
[01:20:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to cut it off
[01:20:58] [SPEAKER_04]: I will use the voice
[01:20:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, okay
[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_05]: So
[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_05]: So I said Peter Berg
[01:21:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, wow, Peter Berg is here
[01:21:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And already my life is pretty surreal
[01:21:05] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a delay
[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And we're stuck on the tarmac
[01:21:07] [SPEAKER_05]: For a long time
[01:21:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's really, really annoying
[01:21:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Like we're there for an hour
[01:21:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And everyone's kind of
[01:21:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Huffing and puffing
[01:21:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And then Peter Berg reaches into
[01:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: His leather suitcase
[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Or a satchel
[01:21:16] [SPEAKER_05]: That he's got at his feet
[01:21:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And he pulls out a copy of Dune
[01:21:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And I can't help myself at this point
[01:21:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I was like, wow
[01:21:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And I say this out loud
[01:21:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I wish I had a copy of Dune to read
[01:21:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And he goes
[01:21:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you want one?
[01:21:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I've got two copies
[01:21:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like
[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Why do you have two copies?
[01:21:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Why do you have two copies
[01:21:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Of Dune
[01:21:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And his answer
[01:21:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Which does not answer the question
[01:21:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Ever
[01:21:35] [SPEAKER_05]: The question is never answered
[01:21:36] [SPEAKER_05]: He says
[01:21:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I'm thinking about turning it into a movie
[01:21:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Gotta have two
[01:21:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Gotta have two copies, I guess
[01:21:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Gotta have two
[01:21:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Just do it like this
[01:21:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:21:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And he starts talking about this
[01:21:46] [SPEAKER_05]: The couple of hands to work
[01:21:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:21:47] [SPEAKER_05]: He starts talking about
[01:21:48] [SPEAKER_05]: The movie Dune
[01:21:50] [SPEAKER_05]: That he's gonna make
[01:21:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like
[01:21:50] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a very famous science fiction novel
[01:21:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, Peter Berg, it's me
[01:21:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I know, I'm a piece
[01:21:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I got it
[01:21:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like
[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_05]: You know
[01:21:56] [SPEAKER_05]: No one's ever really been able
[01:21:58] [SPEAKER_05]: To crack it
[01:21:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm thinking to myself
[01:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: At this point
[01:22:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Am I gonna be the one
[01:22:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Who has to break it to Peter Berg?
[01:22:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Does he not know
[01:22:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That this is impossible?
[01:22:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, not only this is impossible
[01:22:08] [SPEAKER_05]: There is a Dune movie
[01:22:09] [SPEAKER_05]: But there was one movie
[01:22:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, sure, sure
[01:22:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Not only one, but two at this point
[01:22:11] [SPEAKER_05]: There was Dune
[01:22:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And then the Frank Herbert's Dune on sci-fi
[01:22:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Like does he not know this?
[01:22:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Do I have to tell Peter Berg?
[01:22:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Is this my job?
[01:22:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:22:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And as David was saying
[01:22:20] [SPEAKER_07]: The sci-fi mini series received well
[01:22:22] [SPEAKER_07]: But kind of interpreted as
[01:22:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, that's the only way you could do it
[01:22:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is just literally spell it out
[01:22:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[01:22:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And even then
[01:22:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not sure anyone
[01:22:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, David, you liked it
[01:22:31] [SPEAKER_05]: But I don't think anyone who
[01:22:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Loved Dune or Frank-
[01:22:35] [SPEAKER_05]: David Lynch's Dune
[01:22:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Or anyone thought that they
[01:22:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Had cracked the code
[01:22:39] [SPEAKER_05]: No, not making something worthy of
[01:22:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And Peter Berg felt that he was
[01:22:43] [SPEAKER_05]: He was gonna crack the code
[01:22:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Because he showed me some spreadsheets
[01:22:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Of the most popular movies of all time
[01:22:48] [SPEAKER_05]: He had come up with the algorithm
[01:22:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:22:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And he was like, you know
[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Star Wars
[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Harry Potter
[01:22:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Such and such
[01:22:55] [SPEAKER_05]: What do these all have in common?
[01:22:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Young men coming of age stories
[01:22:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[01:22:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like, it's pretty universal
[01:23:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Absolutely as part of the Dune DNA
[01:23:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Is the boys adventure element
[01:23:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like, I'm
[01:23:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And then he revealed that he did know
[01:23:08] [SPEAKER_05]: That David Lynch had made a version of Dune
[01:23:10] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like, I want to make Dune
[01:23:13] [SPEAKER_05]: But I want to
[01:23:13] [SPEAKER_05]: I know that David Lynch had his own take on it
[01:23:15] [SPEAKER_05]: But I want to really emphasize
[01:23:17] [SPEAKER_05]: The less weird stuff
[01:23:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, yeah, yeah
[01:23:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I wanted to be boys adventure
[01:23:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Military science fiction
[01:23:26] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's gonna make all the money in the world
[01:23:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And basically he was gonna
[01:23:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Like make Dune for normies
[01:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Was his idea
[01:23:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he was on that for a couple years
[01:23:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And then dropped out saying it wasn't the right thing
[01:23:41] [SPEAKER_04]: For him and the script was taken to Pierre Morel
[01:23:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Who is the guy who may have taken
[01:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Geez
[01:23:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And was in his hands for a minute
[01:23:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Before Paramount dropped the rights
[01:23:51] [SPEAKER_04]: This was Paramount
[01:23:52] [SPEAKER_05]: At one point
[01:23:53] [SPEAKER_05]: After I talked to Peter Berg
[01:23:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And I do not know how this happened
[01:23:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Berg and I had a long ranging conversation
[01:23:59] [SPEAKER_05]: About Dune, life and everything
[01:24:01] [SPEAKER_05]: That's great
[01:24:02] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, at one point he asked me
[01:24:05] [SPEAKER_05]: What it was like to live in Brooklyn
[01:24:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I said it's great
[01:24:09] [SPEAKER_05]: He's like, well, I have kids
[01:24:10] [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm divorced and I want to have a place
[01:24:13] [SPEAKER_05]: That's good for kids
[01:24:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, well, Park Slope is terrific
[01:24:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure, get yourself a brownstone, Peter
[01:24:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And then Peter Berg and listen, Peter Berg
[01:24:19] [SPEAKER_05]: If you're listening to this
[01:24:20] [SPEAKER_05]: This is what I remember
[01:24:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Berg goes right
[01:24:23] [SPEAKER_05]: But if you want to fuck a woman at 2 a.m.
[01:24:25] [SPEAKER_05]: What do you do?
[01:24:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm like, okay
[01:24:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Now you're talking to the wrong person
[01:24:31] [SPEAKER_05]: For the Dune conversation
[01:24:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Park Slope, we're not great for that
[01:24:35] [SPEAKER_05]: You can't just hit the bars in Park Slope
[01:24:37] [SPEAKER_05]: At 2 a.m.
[01:24:38] [SPEAKER_05]: There may be an answer
[01:24:39] [SPEAKER_05]: But John Hodgman is not going to
[01:24:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm a piece of it
[01:24:41] [SPEAKER_05]: There's one Irish bar where cops will yell at me
[01:24:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe
[01:24:45] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if any ladies are going to want to fuck this
[01:24:47] [SPEAKER_07]: The Mac would maybe no
[01:24:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Not to stereotype
[01:24:49] [SPEAKER_07]: But the Mac would maybe
[01:24:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Justin might know
[01:24:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Justin might know
[01:24:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not going to say anything about Justin Lump
[01:24:54] [SPEAKER_07]: But the Mac
[01:24:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the Mac
[01:24:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That's an idea
[01:24:56] [SPEAKER_05]: That character
[01:24:57] [SPEAKER_05]: That's a traumatic construct
[01:24:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And some time after that
[01:25:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I got a call saying
[01:25:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Berg is working on Dune
[01:25:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Would you want to take a swing at the script?
[01:25:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like
[01:25:06] [SPEAKER_05]: This is not ever going to work
[01:25:07] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not going to happen
[01:25:09] [SPEAKER_05]: So I have to pass it up
[01:25:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is a mistake
[01:25:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I felt like
[01:25:12] [SPEAKER_05]: You could have
[01:25:12] [SPEAKER_04]: I could have made a little cheap money on a movie
[01:25:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That was indeed probably
[01:25:16] [SPEAKER_04]: I would have gotten to hang out with my best friend
[01:25:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Peter Berg some more
[01:25:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, well
[01:25:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Just don't be around at 2 a.m.
[01:25:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Peter
[01:25:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, Griffin
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[01:27:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Now I love Kamala Glocklin
[01:27:58] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie gives David Lynch the gift
[01:28:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Of Kamala Glocklin meeting this guy
[01:28:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Who's going to be such an incredible figure
[01:28:04] [SPEAKER_07]: In his language as a filmmaker
[01:28:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Being able to use this guy is sort of an
[01:28:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Analog for himself
[01:28:09] [SPEAKER_07]: It is so bizarre to me
[01:28:11] [SPEAKER_07]: That he got this part
[01:28:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Without having a pre-existing relationship
[01:28:16] [SPEAKER_07]: With a guy who's a big fan
[01:28:16] [SPEAKER_07]: With Lynch and that he is kind of a weird fit for it
[01:28:20] [SPEAKER_07]: In that for how young he actually was
[01:28:22] [SPEAKER_07]: When he made this movie, no one has ever
[01:28:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Perpetually looked like a grown ass man
[01:28:26] [SPEAKER_07]: More than Kamala Glocklin
[01:28:27] [SPEAKER_03]: He just has a grown up fit
[01:28:29] [SPEAKER_07]: He just has such an adult jaw
[01:28:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I think he's good at this
[01:28:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think he's bad in it
[01:28:34] [SPEAKER_07]: But I also think you don't watch this and go
[01:28:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh my god the shit Lynch is going to do with him
[01:28:39] [SPEAKER_07]: This is his guy
[01:28:41] [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't feel like this amazing
[01:28:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Discovery partnership has been
[01:28:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Formed
[01:28:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Well I mean the thing is and I realized this
[01:28:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was reading this when I was 13 years old
[01:28:51] [SPEAKER_05]: When I was trying to read it
[01:28:52] [SPEAKER_05]: The thing that I could connect with was Paul's 15
[01:28:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[01:28:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going back to the dossier
[01:28:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You guys we've jumped all over
[01:29:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I just want to say one quick thing
[01:29:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is late for dinner the film you referenced
[01:29:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Was in fact directed by W.D. Richter
[01:29:06] [SPEAKER_07]: The only other film directed by the man who did Buck Rubon
[01:29:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Buck Rubon
[01:29:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I watched it
[01:29:15] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll talk about that later
[01:29:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Mark and PJ comes at one point
[01:29:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Wanted David Lean to make Dune
[01:29:19] [SPEAKER_04]: That makes sense
[01:29:20] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lean said
[01:29:21] [SPEAKER_04]: No
[01:29:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if he actually said no but he passed
[01:29:28] [SPEAKER_04]: At one point
[01:29:29] [SPEAKER_04]: They tried to get
[01:29:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Well they tried to get the script a little wet
[01:29:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And the Dalton Trumbo was brought in
[01:29:35] [SPEAKER_04]: To type this one up
[01:29:38] [SPEAKER_04]: In his bathtub
[01:29:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow
[01:29:39] [SPEAKER_04]: There was a writer strike
[01:29:40] [SPEAKER_04]: I think Haskell Wexler was on some kind of
[01:29:43] [SPEAKER_04]: They would have had to put him into a dirt bath
[01:29:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Or a sand bath
[01:29:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not the wrong mood
[01:29:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway, Arthur Jacobs dies a heart attack
[01:29:51] [SPEAKER_08]: Trying to write to the sand pit
[01:29:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly
[01:29:53] [SPEAKER_04]: The sleeper must awaken
[01:29:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And then of course in the 70s
[01:29:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Alejandro Gagrowski
[01:29:59] [SPEAKER_04]: You can watch the documentary about it
[01:30:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Certainly commissioned
[01:30:05] [SPEAKER_04]: A gigantic book of concept art
[01:30:07] [SPEAKER_04]: He brought in lots of
[01:30:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Interesting people
[01:30:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Spent a lot of money
[01:30:12] [SPEAKER_04]: He spent a lot of French money
[01:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: All over town
[01:30:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Getting people involved
[01:30:19] [SPEAKER_04]: In his notion of a Dune movie
[01:30:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Which if you want, you know
[01:30:22] [SPEAKER_04]: The concept art that was produced for it is really lovely
[01:30:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And cool to look at I would say
[01:30:26] [SPEAKER_07]: People he gathered together went on to
[01:30:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Deeply influential work
[01:30:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He had HR Gieger
[01:30:32] [SPEAKER_04]: The cartoonist Mobius
[01:30:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And Dan O'Bannon together
[01:30:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Like before Alien
[01:30:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Before anything else
[01:30:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That's sort of his biggest claim to fame
[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously he makes this giant book
[01:30:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Sent into studios and studios are like
[01:30:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you crazy?
[01:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: We would never give you money for this
[01:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: But I'll take this and this
[01:30:51] [SPEAKER_05]: They used it as a menu
[01:30:54] [SPEAKER_05]: For science fiction film development
[01:30:56] [SPEAKER_05]: For a generation
[01:30:56] [SPEAKER_05]: But you just watched that documentary for the first time
[01:30:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a year ago
[01:31:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:31:02] [SPEAKER_07]: People talk about it as like
[01:31:04] [SPEAKER_07]: This tragedy about the greatest
[01:31:06] [SPEAKER_07]: The narrative crux of the movie
[01:31:09] [SPEAKER_07]: This is always what I found frustrating about
[01:31:11] [SPEAKER_07]: That movie
[01:31:11] [SPEAKER_07]: It's been so much time talking up the pitch
[01:31:14] [SPEAKER_07]: And you're like what happened
[01:31:15] [SPEAKER_07]: He pitched it and everyone said no
[01:31:18] [SPEAKER_07]: There was no ransacking
[01:31:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not like a near miss
[01:31:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Everyone just like, well no
[01:31:23] [SPEAKER_07]: You want to give you money for this
[01:31:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It's an entertaining movie because
[01:31:27] [SPEAKER_04]: He is an incredibly entertaining
[01:31:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Person when he's talking
[01:31:30] [SPEAKER_05]: My favorite part of Hodorowski's Dune
[01:31:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Was when he was complaining
[01:31:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the problem was I could never make my movie
[01:31:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Because all people ever cared about
[01:31:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Was money and he doesn't say money
[01:31:41] [SPEAKER_05]: He reaches in his pocket and he pulls out
[01:31:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Somebody who goes this awful stuff
[01:31:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And I notice he's like you're holding about a thousand dollars
[01:31:48] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just walking around with that
[01:31:49] [SPEAKER_04]: This is flush
[01:31:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You really don't care about this money
[01:31:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Because you got a lot of it
[01:31:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You're trying to get laid in Park's little
[01:31:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The thing about Hodorowski also is
[01:31:59] [SPEAKER_04]: You watch it and you're like, okay
[01:32:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So how old is he? 65? And it turns out he's like
[01:32:02] [SPEAKER_04]: 88
[01:32:03] [SPEAKER_04]: He's so young and hot
[01:32:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever, he's still going I think
[01:32:08] [SPEAKER_07]: But you imagine that he maybe
[01:32:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Would have in his mind
[01:32:13] [SPEAKER_07]: People had just given him money
[01:32:14] [SPEAKER_07]: And fucked off
[01:32:16] [SPEAKER_07]: That he would have gone like
[01:32:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm just gonna make this about mood
[01:32:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm not gonna worry about every character
[01:32:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Explaining every bit of lingo
[01:32:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Famously he was gonna have Salvador Dali
[01:32:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Play the emperor
[01:32:27] [SPEAKER_04]: At like 10% of the budget going straight to him
[01:32:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He did something like I will pay you
[01:32:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't remember what it is
[01:32:33] [SPEAKER_04]: With like a hundred grand an hour
[01:32:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And that'll quote unquote make you
[01:32:37] [SPEAKER_04]: The highest paid actor in film history
[01:32:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That no one's ever gotten paid that as an hourly rate
[01:32:42] [SPEAKER_04]: But we'll shoot you out in like three hours
[01:32:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I think that was sort of their plan
[01:32:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Right?
[01:32:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah. Mick Jagger was gonna be
[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Fade Ralph
[01:32:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Keith Carradine I think was gonna be
[01:32:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Or David Carradine maybe was gonna be
[01:32:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Leto and of course his own son
[01:32:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Brontis was going to be
[01:32:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Paul and he had Brontis do like
[01:33:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Two years of kung fu for a movie that
[01:33:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Never even passed the stage
[01:33:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Also a great sci-fi named Brontis
[01:33:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Brontis Yohtarowski? Stop me if I'm just
[01:33:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Late to this
[01:33:10] [SPEAKER_07]: And everyone's been saying
[01:33:12] [SPEAKER_07]: I've heard good things about that film
[01:33:14] [SPEAKER_07]: From you
[01:33:17] [SPEAKER_07]: If this is a conclusion that other people have come to
[01:33:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Years before me
[01:33:22] [SPEAKER_07]: But I'm watching this and I'm like could any filmmaker
[01:33:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Have pulled this off at this point in time
[01:33:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Realistically
[01:33:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Within the studio system
[01:33:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Within like having the track record
[01:33:33] [SPEAKER_07]: To have a little bit of reassurance
[01:33:35] [SPEAKER_07]: From the studio that they know how to handle this thing
[01:33:37] [SPEAKER_07]: There's the one guy
[01:33:39] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm happy that he did what he did instead
[01:33:41] [SPEAKER_07]: But in retrospect there's the one obvious
[01:33:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Answer who in 1984
[01:33:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Would have made sense to do
[01:33:47] [SPEAKER_07]: George Miller
[01:33:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It's pretty early for him
[01:33:52] [SPEAKER_04]: He had already done Road Warrior
[01:33:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but still pretty early
[01:33:56] [SPEAKER_07]: But if you're looking at someone's
[01:33:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Second film and saying
[01:34:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Who could make their third film
[01:34:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe you take Miller over
[01:34:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Road Warrior makes a lot more sense than Elephant
[01:34:05] [SPEAKER_05]: But Oftenman was like a best picture
[01:34:07] [SPEAKER_05]: No I know, at Massive
[01:34:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:34:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Road Warrior
[01:34:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Overcult
[01:34:14] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the things
[01:34:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Having just seen Furiosa
[01:34:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Which I loved
[01:34:18] [SPEAKER_05]: An excellent film that all of us love for the record
[01:34:22] [SPEAKER_07]: We hated it, listen to the app
[01:34:23] [SPEAKER_07]: That's not what I read
[01:34:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm trying to rewrite this
[01:34:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean obviously
[01:34:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And this is true about Lucas too
[01:34:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Which Lynch couldn't quite do
[01:34:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is like you know where everyone is at every moment
[01:34:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:34:36] [SPEAKER_05]: You know how things like
[01:34:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Lynch curated a beautiful
[01:34:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Arresting sometimes terrifying
[01:34:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Space where these characters
[01:34:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Were in but you didn't know
[01:34:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Where they were or where they were going
[01:34:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Or where the worms were or what was going on
[01:34:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Couldn't move them through the space
[01:34:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Miller incredibly good at just giving you
[01:34:56] [SPEAKER_07]: A sense of lore and history
[01:34:58] [SPEAKER_07]: And connections and how structures
[01:34:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Work without needing to have it
[01:35:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Actually explained
[01:35:02] [SPEAKER_05]: But when we
[01:35:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Talk about how Dune is unfilmable
[01:35:07] [SPEAKER_05]: As many people did
[01:35:08] [SPEAKER_05]: There are reasons for it right
[01:35:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously it's very long
[01:35:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously it's pretty esoteric
[01:35:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously it's multiple different novels
[01:35:15] [SPEAKER_05]: There is a boys adventure novel
[01:35:17] [SPEAKER_05]: There is also an ecological parable
[01:35:19] [SPEAKER_05]: There's tons and tons of religious
[01:35:22] [SPEAKER_05]: None fear
[01:35:23] [SPEAKER_05]: There's tons and tons of just drug stuff
[01:35:26] [SPEAKER_05]: In it like it's exactly
[01:35:28] [SPEAKER_05]: What a novel can be
[01:35:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is discursive, tangential
[01:35:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It's you know
[01:35:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And on top of that though
[01:35:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I think the thing that really made it
[01:35:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Hard to do was that so much of the novel
[01:35:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Is interior
[01:35:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And also these fucking worms
[01:35:43] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I'm talking about?
[01:35:44] [SPEAKER_05]: They're big
[01:35:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And what you know about them is they're weird
[01:35:50] [SPEAKER_05]: They're weird and big and they're phallic
[01:35:52] [SPEAKER_05]: When you are reading a book
[01:35:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And you read about giant
[01:35:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Sandworms
[01:35:57] [SPEAKER_05]: That eat sand and vomit
[01:35:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And poop drugs
[01:36:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And you can ride around on them
[01:36:01] [SPEAKER_05]: You're like yeah I'm all over this
[01:36:04] [SPEAKER_05]: This is fantastic
[01:36:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Images baked into your brain that now the film has to live up to
[01:36:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Well and there are just some things
[01:36:11] [SPEAKER_05]: For the most part that when you
[01:36:12] [SPEAKER_05]: When you put them
[01:36:14] [SPEAKER_05]: In front of you
[01:36:16] [SPEAKER_05]: They take it out of your mind's eye
[01:36:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And put it onto a screen, it looks dumb
[01:36:21] [SPEAKER_05]: So like
[01:36:22] [SPEAKER_05]: So much of the animus
[01:36:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Behind Superman the movie
[01:36:26] [SPEAKER_05]: And the Spider-Man TV show or whatever
[01:36:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Is like what do these people look like in the real world
[01:36:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It's really hard to make superheroes
[01:36:31] [SPEAKER_05]: In those costumes in the real world not look dumb
[01:36:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Only Chris Turreeve could really do it
[01:36:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Decades of iteration
[01:36:38] [SPEAKER_07]: And that's the one example that worked
[01:36:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Until the ladies
[01:36:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And those worms
[01:36:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Setting aside the
[01:36:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Technical issue of filming worms
[01:36:48] [SPEAKER_05]: So they look real
[01:36:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And that they have to do a lot of shit
[01:36:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, they're a big part of the story
[01:36:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And when you take them out of your mind's eye
[01:36:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Even if you could make them look perfectly real
[01:36:58] [SPEAKER_05]: But you couldn't at the time
[01:37:00] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a real risk of them looking dumb
[01:37:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And I would say the other thing
[01:37:05] [SPEAKER_05]: What Villeneuve could do
[01:37:07] [SPEAKER_05]: With regard to the worms
[01:37:08] [SPEAKER_05]: First of all I think you're right David
[01:37:10] [SPEAKER_05]: That he took it out of the interior
[01:37:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Inner monologue
[01:37:13] [SPEAKER_05]: And actually dramatized what was happening
[01:37:16] [SPEAKER_05]: In the story which helped
[01:37:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Building it around relationships
[01:37:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Figuring out the right way to structure acts
[01:37:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Around interpersonal relationships
[01:37:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And he figured out a way to make those
[01:37:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Worms look good, move good
[01:37:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously a lot more
[01:37:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Technology allows him to do that
[01:37:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Obviously perfectly suited for a popcorn bucket
[01:37:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Which the Lynch worms were not
[01:37:36] [SPEAKER_05]: But even so I would say
[01:37:38] [SPEAKER_05]: That it might not have come off
[01:37:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Unless David Lynch's dune existed
[01:37:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the
[01:37:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the Ben Adjesserit Mishianaria Protectiva
[01:37:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone had to do it incorrectly
[01:37:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Seeding myths throughout the galaxy
[01:37:49] [SPEAKER_05]: To prepare the way for Paul to say
[01:37:51] [SPEAKER_05]: That he's Maud d'ib when he meets the Fremen
[01:37:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like we've gotten this in our head
[01:37:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Enough that when we see them
[01:37:57] [SPEAKER_05]: This time they don't look
[01:37:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Totally jarring and dumb and weird
[01:38:01] [SPEAKER_07]: I would agree with that, I also think it is interesting
[01:38:03] [SPEAKER_07]: To me we were watching
[01:38:05] [SPEAKER_07]: The special feature on the Arrow Blu-ray
[01:38:08] [SPEAKER_07]: That's like a 20 minute feature
[01:38:09] [SPEAKER_07]: At about the merchandising efforts of dune
[01:38:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Right. How hard they went on this movie
[01:38:13] [SPEAKER_07]: In the wake of Star Wars
[01:38:15] [SPEAKER_07]: And like blowing it out
[01:38:17] [SPEAKER_07]: With bed sheets
[01:38:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And fucking activity books
[01:38:20] [SPEAKER_07]: And all sorts of toys
[01:38:21] [SPEAKER_07]: And pencil cases for elementary school
[01:38:24] [SPEAKER_07]: David you had a very good slam
[01:38:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is they actually only should have made merch
[01:38:27] [SPEAKER_07]: For pointextors
[01:38:28] [SPEAKER_07]: It should have just been that shit
[01:38:30] [SPEAKER_07]: But they made every type of thing
[01:38:32] [SPEAKER_07]: And on the back of the packaging
[01:38:34] [SPEAKER_07]: For all the toys
[01:38:36] [SPEAKER_07]: They used to have what they called the cross cell
[01:38:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Where you could see all the other products in the line
[01:38:40] [SPEAKER_07]: So you knew what you needed to collect
[01:38:42] [SPEAKER_07]: It said sandworm, deluxe sandworm
[01:38:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Deluxe
[01:38:45] [SPEAKER_07]: And then they put like a fucking bar over it
[01:38:48] [SPEAKER_07]: That said top secret
[01:38:49] [SPEAKER_07]: They were in the lead up to this movie
[01:38:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Being like we can't even show you
[01:38:54] [SPEAKER_07]: A toy of the worm yet
[01:38:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Because this has to be saved for the fucking
[01:38:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And also probably it would be illegal
[01:38:59] [SPEAKER_05]: To send this through the mail in certain states
[01:39:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Because this thing is so much of a penis
[01:39:04] [SPEAKER_07]: It is so sexual
[01:39:05] [SPEAKER_07]: The great failing of the toy
[01:39:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Is that the mouth is very shallow
[01:39:09] [SPEAKER_07]: And you can't really get any practical use out of it
[01:39:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Wow
[01:39:12] [SPEAKER_07]: But otherwise it looks like it's just meant for them
[01:39:16] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lynch
[01:39:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Some other people are going to
[01:39:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Ridley Scott's the most obvious person
[01:39:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Who flirted with making this movie
[01:39:22] [SPEAKER_04]: But decided to somewhere to stuff it down
[01:39:24] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not going to do it
[01:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lynch though
[01:39:27] [SPEAKER_04]: He becomes a board
[01:39:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Christopher DeVore and Eric Berggrin
[01:39:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Had worked with Lynch
[01:39:35] [SPEAKER_04]: On The Elephant Man already
[01:39:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And so they help him
[01:39:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of
[01:39:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Draft this novel into
[01:39:43] [SPEAKER_04]: A gigantic screenplay
[01:39:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch
[01:39:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Does pitch should be due to
[01:39:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Movies which I think is a classic
[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Pitch and that gets
[01:39:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Basically shot down
[01:39:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Even with Star Wars as a model
[01:39:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Everyone was terrified of the idea
[01:39:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Of leaving any story incomplete
[01:40:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:40:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Eventually the other two guys leave
[01:40:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they're sort of like
[01:40:07] [SPEAKER_04]: They sort of see trouble ahead basically
[01:40:09] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no way to make an entertaining
[01:40:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Movie that Danino de Laurentiis is going to like
[01:40:13] [SPEAKER_04]: With a lot of action in it
[01:40:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And have David make a movie that David wants
[01:40:17] [SPEAKER_04]: To make
[01:40:17] [SPEAKER_04]: They get David Lynch and they're just kind of
[01:40:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Like
[01:40:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Navigating being faithful to this
[01:40:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Novel, making a blockbuster
[01:40:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And making a David Lynch movie
[01:40:28] [SPEAKER_04]: We just don't really see how it's going to work
[01:40:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Too many masters to serve in opposite directions
[01:40:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch eventually submits the
[01:40:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Shooting script, it's about 135 pages long
[01:40:37] [SPEAKER_04]: It also as Lynch says has to be a PG
[01:40:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And so some of the
[01:40:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Quote-unquote stranger stuff has to get
[01:40:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Throwing out the window
[01:40:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Now Val Kilmer I believe
[01:40:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Was the first choice to play Paula Trady
[01:40:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Makes a ton of sense
[01:40:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he has that
[01:40:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of perfection to him
[01:40:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Right where you're like it's eerie
[01:40:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And the sort of
[01:40:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Steadiness
[01:41:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Right a little like you kind of hate him
[01:41:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Kind of root for him
[01:41:04] [SPEAKER_05]: But you know what I learned and this may or may not be true
[01:41:07] [SPEAKER_05]: But I saw it online that also
[01:41:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Considered for the role
[01:41:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Another Buckaroo Banzai
[01:41:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Weller
[01:41:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Interesting, perfect Tommy Lewis Smith
[01:41:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Weller would be too old
[01:41:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Well that's why I was confused
[01:41:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And so is Lewis Smith and so is Val Kilmer
[01:41:23] [SPEAKER_05]: For that matter
[01:41:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Because this is post
[01:41:26] [SPEAKER_04]: No it's right around
[01:41:28] [SPEAKER_04]: What's how can it be 86
[01:41:30] [SPEAKER_04]: 86, yeah
[01:41:31] [SPEAKER_04]: He done top secret and real genius
[01:41:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Had he done like Willow yet
[01:41:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Or is it wait
[01:41:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's take a look
[01:41:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That no that's later
[01:41:41] [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah who is he
[01:41:42] [SPEAKER_04]: He done top secret and real genius
[01:41:44] [SPEAKER_04]: So I don't know
[01:41:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Top secret is this year
[01:41:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Is this same year
[01:41:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously Tom Cruise is also mentioned
[01:41:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Tom Cruise is just kind of like a hot new face
[01:41:55] [SPEAKER_04]: At the time
[01:41:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He probably would have fit
[01:41:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I think they had the fear that he's kind of too
[01:42:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Charismatic
[01:42:01] [SPEAKER_04]: He smiles and yeah well that's another thing
[01:42:05] [SPEAKER_04]: That I had to deal with
[01:42:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Paula Trady's had great
[01:42:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Colin McLaughlin had graduated from the University of Washington
[01:42:11] [SPEAKER_04]: He'd never acted
[01:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: In a movie
[01:42:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch doesn't apparently do traditional editions
[01:42:16] [SPEAKER_04]: He kind of just meets
[01:42:17] [SPEAKER_05]: What he does things his own way
[01:42:21] [SPEAKER_04]: McLaughlin said I had seen
[01:42:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Eraserhead didn't really know what to make of it
[01:42:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I more liked movies like The Three Musketeers
[01:42:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I get it
[01:42:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Swords
[01:42:30] [SPEAKER_04]: They talk about growing up in the northwest
[01:42:31] [SPEAKER_04]: They talk about red wine
[01:42:34] [SPEAKER_04]: And Lynch is like I like your vibe
[01:42:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Read this script
[01:42:38] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll film some scenes
[01:42:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It is wild
[01:42:41] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a weird shit
[01:42:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Like why didn't he go for Kilmer
[01:42:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Because Kilmer makes so much sense
[01:42:46] [SPEAKER_04]: So much sense
[01:42:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of like a little bit of a known entity
[01:42:50] [SPEAKER_05]: The most commonly often
[01:42:51] [SPEAKER_05]: You can understand why someone and look
[01:42:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I was trained to believe the author is dead
[01:42:55] [SPEAKER_05]: That authorial intention means nothing
[01:42:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Only the text remains but I will say
[01:42:58] [SPEAKER_05]: You could appreciate a world in which David Lynch is like
[01:43:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Well there's this movie star that they want me to make this thing with
[01:43:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Or this up and coming star
[01:43:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That they want
[01:43:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Or this kid I found in college
[01:43:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I found the Pacific
[01:43:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah it's a bit more of a blank slate
[01:43:13] [SPEAKER_07]: And Val Kilmer is notoriously difficult
[01:43:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Well I don't know if it was notorious back then
[01:43:17] [SPEAKER_07]: But meeting with him you could imagine how he's like
[01:43:20] [SPEAKER_07]: The other thing
[01:43:21] [SPEAKER_07]: This guy's got ideas of what this is going to do for his career
[01:43:24] [SPEAKER_07]: David Lynch was like why does this guy keep calling me his huckleberry
[01:43:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Well he is your huckleberry
[01:43:29] [SPEAKER_04]: He is
[01:43:30] [SPEAKER_04]: The other thing I think that is
[01:43:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Comic-lockling is as close to David Lynch
[01:43:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Finds as an analog for himself
[01:43:37] [SPEAKER_04]: As a young man
[01:43:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously Blue Velvet and Twin Peaks
[01:43:41] [SPEAKER_04]: That's him
[01:43:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything I'm reading about Twin Peaks
[01:43:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I am now just deep in Twin Peaks guys
[01:43:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't know if you guys know about this
[01:43:49] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm so deep
[01:43:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I've seen all of Twin Peaks before
[01:43:52] [SPEAKER_04]: But now I'm just kind of soaking in it
[01:43:55] [SPEAKER_04]: In a new way
[01:43:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And what I've learned is that
[01:43:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Everything on Twin Peaks was
[01:44:01] [SPEAKER_04]: You know Mark Frost did lots of stuff obviously
[01:44:02] [SPEAKER_04]: But Lynch handled Dale Cooper
[01:44:04] [SPEAKER_04]: And the words coming out of Dale Cooper's mouth
[01:44:06] [SPEAKER_04]: People were like that's how he talks
[01:44:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's just how Lynch behaves
[01:44:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And maybe he just meets this guy and is like
[01:44:12] [SPEAKER_04]: They're talking about the Pacific Northwest or whatever
[01:44:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And Lynch is like yeah
[01:44:15] [SPEAKER_04]: If I'm making a coming of age story
[01:44:17] [SPEAKER_07]: This is me when I was coming of age
[01:44:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch's
[01:44:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Lito to
[01:44:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Kyle's Paul
[01:44:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Orson Wells obviously is considered for the Baron
[01:44:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Apparently
[01:44:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Divine was considered
[01:44:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Had health issues
[01:44:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Goes to Kenneth McMillan who I feel like
[01:44:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Is classic just like
[01:44:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah you can need a British guy to kind of yell
[01:44:40] [SPEAKER_04]: And shit like he's good for that
[01:44:41] [SPEAKER_07]: And does rule in this
[01:44:43] [SPEAKER_07]: He's having so much fun
[01:44:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I like a completely
[01:44:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Unembarrassed performance like this
[01:44:49] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean? I love what Stelnskarsgard
[01:44:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Does so much
[01:44:52] [SPEAKER_04]: But this guy's like
[01:44:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The most evil guy in the world
[01:44:56] [SPEAKER_04]: I would say so
[01:44:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure I can do that
[01:44:59] [SPEAKER_05]: He flies up to the ceiling to chomp the scenery up there
[01:45:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly he's like let me at it
[01:45:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I've already chomped the whole floor
[01:45:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Glenn Close is number one pick for
[01:45:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Lady Jessica
[01:45:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Makes a lot of sense
[01:45:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Makes a ton of sense
[01:45:12] [SPEAKER_04]: She passes on it
[01:45:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Because she was
[01:45:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Displeased that when she read in the script
[01:45:20] [SPEAKER_04]: There was a scene where we're
[01:45:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Running away from a big worm or whatever
[01:45:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And the woman fell down and everyone has to come back
[01:45:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And get her
[01:45:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And she was like I don't want to be some woman
[01:45:29] [SPEAKER_04]: They all have to rescue
[01:45:31] [SPEAKER_04]: So they go for Francesca
[01:45:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like he's very good
[01:45:36] [SPEAKER_04]: She's in the Polanski-McBeth
[01:45:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I think
[01:45:38] [SPEAKER_07]: But another example of
[01:45:41] [SPEAKER_07]: One of the things that Villeneuve gets really right
[01:45:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Is what he sort of builds around
[01:45:45] [SPEAKER_07]: That relationship
[01:45:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Just Ferguson being
[01:45:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking phenomenal
[01:45:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Watching this movie now
[01:45:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I was like it's kind of insane to think
[01:45:56] [SPEAKER_07]: That you could put that much emotional
[01:45:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Weight on this character
[01:45:59] [SPEAKER_07]: With how she's presented in this movie
[01:46:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And he heightens her
[01:46:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's not talk about that
[01:46:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's talk about this movie
[01:46:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It is funny again
[01:46:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like Gregory Peck, Rucker Hower
[01:46:11] [SPEAKER_04]: You see these big names and then it goes to a middle name
[01:46:13] [SPEAKER_04]: So I do think there was
[01:46:15] [SPEAKER_04]: This automatic from a lot of the big stars
[01:46:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's some sci-fi crap
[01:46:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And a lot of people that Lynch will then use again
[01:46:21] [SPEAKER_07]: And it makes sense as like weird energy face people
[01:46:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[01:46:24] [SPEAKER_07]: But you're like this movie is basically cast
[01:46:27] [SPEAKER_07]: With severe Europeans
[01:46:30] [SPEAKER_07]: It's true
[01:46:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Which Star Wars has this interesting balance
[01:46:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Of like those are the people in the
[01:46:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Functionary roles and the officer roles
[01:46:37] [SPEAKER_07]: But then he knows which people to let
[01:46:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Be the color
[01:46:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I love Jurgen Proknow
[01:46:44] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a pillar
[01:46:45] [SPEAKER_03]: He's awesome
[01:46:45] [SPEAKER_04]: He doesn't get to do a ton in this movie
[01:46:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of the same choice for this part
[01:46:49] [SPEAKER_04]: He gets the sleep most awakened monologue
[01:46:51] [SPEAKER_04]: He'd been in Dost Boot, that was what he was coming on
[01:46:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you think when they're standing over
[01:46:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The ocean in Caledon at the beginning of the movie
[01:46:57] [SPEAKER_05]: He says to Paul I'm really going to miss the ocean
[01:46:59] [SPEAKER_05]: That's a Dost Boot joke
[01:47:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I've been in that fucking thing
[01:47:03] [SPEAKER_05]: It's such a good time
[01:47:04] [SPEAKER_05]: If I were in Dost Boot I'd be like yeah get me to the
[01:47:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Desert Planet right quick
[01:47:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Dry
[01:47:11] [SPEAKER_04]: My only marching orders for my career
[01:47:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Sean Young
[01:47:14] [SPEAKER_04]: She's a pretty hot young star
[01:47:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Right? She's Stett and Chani
[01:47:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Aldo Rey is cast as Gurney Hollick
[01:47:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Who is of course
[01:47:23] [SPEAKER_04]: His ex-wife
[01:47:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Is Joanna Rey who ends up casting all the Lynch
[01:47:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Movies
[01:47:27] [SPEAKER_04]: He is too drunk not to speak ill
[01:47:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Of his severe alcoholism
[01:47:31] [SPEAKER_04]: But he is fired from the movie
[01:47:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He's not able to do the work
[01:47:34] [SPEAKER_04]: So he is replaced by Patrick Stewart
[01:47:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Who owns in this movie
[01:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: With the little that he gets to do
[01:47:42] [SPEAKER_04]: John Hurt was cast as Dr. Yue
[01:47:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And then Dean Stockwell
[01:47:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just so funny that you're like
[01:47:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Well of course Dean Stockwell is in it
[01:47:48] [SPEAKER_04]: He knows David Lynch, no! This is where they meet
[01:47:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And then he finds the better role for him
[01:47:53] [SPEAKER_04]: It's Everett McGill
[01:47:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He knew Everett McGill, no
[01:47:56] No!
[01:47:58] [SPEAKER_07]: But I did watch this and I was like
[01:47:59] [SPEAKER_07]: How is John Hurt not in this?
[01:48:01] [SPEAKER_07]: John Hurt's the exact guy he should have carried over
[01:48:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Rockins he should have carried over
[01:48:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Although they didn't really get on
[01:48:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But right Hurt it does feel like
[01:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Why isn't, apparently Hurt
[01:48:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Whatever had some
[01:48:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Scheduling disarray or whatever
[01:48:15] [SPEAKER_04]: There's reasons for this
[01:48:17] [SPEAKER_07]: You have Freddie Jones of course from Elephant Man
[01:48:19] [SPEAKER_07]: He's the one actor he does bring over from that movie
[01:48:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Who's good?
[01:48:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Who for how man?
[01:48:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And look it's a
[01:48:27] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a lot of competition
[01:48:28] [SPEAKER_05]: It's true
[01:48:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean you're talking about
[01:48:32] [SPEAKER_05]: McMillan's got boils all over his face
[01:48:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:48:35] [SPEAKER_05]: You're talking about through for how much
[01:48:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Those eyebrows are gross
[01:48:40] [SPEAKER_05]: They're not nice
[01:48:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Brett Durif also has the big eyebrows
[01:48:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's also in Blue Velvet later
[01:48:46] [SPEAKER_05]: He also has the stain because there's another litany
[01:48:48] [SPEAKER_05]: It's by Will alone I set my mind in motion
[01:48:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I drink the juice the juice provides the stain
[01:48:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And blah blah blah
[01:48:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Because that was made up too
[01:48:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It's cool though right?
[01:48:57] [SPEAKER_05]: It's very cool
[01:48:58] [SPEAKER_07]: The juice of the saffoo that
[01:49:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Makes that gives them superhuman intelligence
[01:49:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Computing power turns them into Mendets
[01:49:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Short of
[01:49:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm just saying that for anyone who's
[01:49:09] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think anyone watches David Lynch's Dune
[01:49:13] [SPEAKER_04]: And understand that there are no computers in this world
[01:49:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And people have taken the place of computers
[01:49:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Does not come across
[01:49:17] [SPEAKER_04]: That's an important point
[01:49:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone might even say it aloud
[01:49:21] [SPEAKER_04]: For all I know because there's so much information being thrown in
[01:49:24] [SPEAKER_04]: But right you're just kind of like
[01:49:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah he's like a weirdo guy I get it
[01:49:27] [SPEAKER_04]: He's got big hair okay
[01:49:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not thinking about it
[01:49:29] [SPEAKER_07]: But I'm like pulling up Wikipedia
[01:49:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Most of the characters I can track
[01:49:33] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm like who's Stephen McKinley Harrison
[01:49:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Anderson like this doesn't seem
[01:49:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, Bluto
[01:49:40] [SPEAKER_07]: You made the joke right before we started recording
[01:49:42] [SPEAKER_07]: But Paul Smith
[01:49:44] [SPEAKER_04]: As the beast or a bond
[01:49:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Who of course plays Bluto
[01:49:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And Robert Altman's Popeye
[01:49:50] [SPEAKER_03]: But then there's weird stuff
[01:49:51] [SPEAKER_05]: He's bringing a lot of Bluto energy to this role though
[01:49:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I kept wanting him to burst out
[01:49:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And I mean, I mean, I mean
[01:49:57] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean
[01:49:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Trying to describe it, it's almost like he's got a
[01:50:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Shaved Bluto vibe
[01:50:03] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just
[01:50:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You have something like
[01:50:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Max Monsanto. I know he's not a superstar
[01:50:09] [SPEAKER_04]: But that's a very big serious actor
[01:50:11] [SPEAKER_07]: At this point the man has been
[01:50:12] [SPEAKER_07]: In major films for 20 years
[01:50:14] [SPEAKER_07]: He pops in as Lea Keans
[01:50:16] [SPEAKER_04]: He does like two scenes, he's good
[01:50:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you have like Everett McGill as Stilgar
[01:50:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Who like Everett McGill basically
[01:50:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Just played like heavies
[01:50:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He wasn't a big actor at all
[01:50:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He'd been in like Breubaker, the
[01:50:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Redford movie
[01:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's getting I would say one of the biggest roles
[01:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: In the movie although he also
[01:50:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't get enough to do
[01:50:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just funny how they sorted through it
[01:50:38] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't think any of the casting is bad
[01:50:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Can I say something about Max Monsanto
[01:50:42] [SPEAKER_05]: In this movie? You sure can
[01:50:44] [SPEAKER_05]: He did a really good job
[01:50:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Especially delivering the lines with regard to the still suits
[01:50:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Fee season urine
[01:50:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Are processed in the thigh pads
[01:50:52] [SPEAKER_05]: He somehow delivers it in a way that doesn't make you giggle
[01:50:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like again
[01:50:56] [SPEAKER_05]: This is like every time I would
[01:50:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Watch this movie I would see another thing
[01:51:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And I would just be like the sheer audacity
[01:51:02] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a line that was written
[01:51:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And then someone had to transcribe
[01:51:06] [SPEAKER_05]: It to the captions because I got to
[01:51:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Watch movies with captions
[01:51:09] [SPEAKER_05]: They're like cat milking box
[01:51:13] [SPEAKER_04]: So the shit
[01:51:14] [SPEAKER_04]: In the pants is in the
[01:51:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Book. Yeah
[01:51:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It recycles your body's waste
[01:51:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And turns it into water
[01:51:20] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's not in Denise movie
[01:51:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just BP
[01:51:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Nobody says like your thighs
[01:51:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Do poop, you're right
[01:51:28] [SPEAKER_04]: He makes the smart choice to not
[01:51:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Really spell it out
[01:51:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Because that's through your cargo shots
[01:51:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I got really held up on that
[01:51:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I had to pause it and I was like
[01:51:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The adult men and women are
[01:51:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Shitting their pants while in the desert
[01:51:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Constantly, a conversation they're having
[01:51:44] [SPEAKER_05]: You can't just let that stuff go
[01:51:46] [SPEAKER_05]: It's got moisture in it
[01:51:47] [SPEAKER_07]: That's valuable stuff
[01:51:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Max on Sido is exactly the kind of guy
[01:51:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Who can make that thing
[01:51:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Patrick Stewart with not a lot of
[01:51:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Screentime clearly shows himself
[01:51:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Fast enough with this kind of shit
[01:52:00] [SPEAKER_07]: That like you have to imagine this
[01:52:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Is the performance that gets him
[01:52:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Picard
[01:52:06] [SPEAKER_07]: There's no way he ends up with that part
[01:52:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Without this, even if this didn't
[01:52:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Make his career instantly
[01:52:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously it's a
[01:52:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Huge benefit to him that he was
[01:52:16] [SPEAKER_04]: On screen in a big movie
[01:52:17] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no like
[01:52:19] [SPEAKER_07]: The sort of poise and the gravitas of saying this
[01:52:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Shit like it means something
[01:52:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And yeah, and he pulls it off
[01:52:25] [SPEAKER_05]: You feel completely convinced that
[01:52:28] [SPEAKER_05]: He's in this world and he's part of this world
[01:52:29] [SPEAKER_05]: He's screening this movie, I love Patrick Stewart
[01:52:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's got to do a whole fight scene
[01:52:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Hidden behind proto-CGI
[01:52:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Bogus shields
[01:52:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Which again was something that I
[01:52:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I see about every time I see him
[01:52:40] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like the fucking audacity
[01:52:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It can't even see these actors
[01:52:45] [SPEAKER_04]: If people haven't already picked up
[01:52:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Taking their normal popcorn
[01:52:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Cup popcorn buckets home with them right after
[01:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[01:52:52] [SPEAKER_04]: And another thing it's also called Dune or after
[01:52:55] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, then when it's like engage your shield
[01:52:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And then they turn into like
[01:52:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Block block block block block block
[01:52:59] [SPEAKER_04]: They turn into Minecraft characters
[01:53:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, exactly
[01:53:04] [SPEAKER_04]: I love how it looks
[01:53:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Because you're like you say the audacity of it
[01:53:09] [SPEAKER_04]: But I cannot imagine
[01:53:10] [SPEAKER_04]: People were punching the screen with excitement
[01:53:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Seeing the blocks go like
[01:53:14] [SPEAKER_04]: When I saw Star Wars as a child
[01:53:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And then him being like you got your knife through there
[01:53:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm like I can't see that
[01:53:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Good, the slow blade penetrates the shield
[01:53:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh great, the blade's slow
[01:53:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Great for an action movie
[01:53:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Well I mean you know
[01:53:28] [SPEAKER_05]: When I saw Star Wars
[01:53:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I was old enough to see it in the theaters
[01:53:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't remember a moment where
[01:53:34] [SPEAKER_05]: I felt like I was seeing something new
[01:53:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I felt like what I was seeing
[01:53:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Was something I've known my whole life
[01:53:40] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the magic of Star Wars
[01:53:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I just felt like I knew this world instantly
[01:53:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And but with seeing Dune
[01:53:47] [SPEAKER_05]: That makes it so unsettling
[01:53:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:53:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Among other things
[01:53:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Is this sense of like oh I've never seen anything like this before in my life
[01:53:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Well that's the
[01:53:55] [SPEAKER_07]: But here's another thing I was thinking about watching this
[01:53:58] [SPEAKER_07]: The Lucas magic and that original film
[01:54:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Of just everything feeling
[01:54:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Like only a couple of steps away
[01:54:05] [SPEAKER_07]: From a real world analog
[01:54:07] [SPEAKER_07]: That makes a ton of sense right
[01:54:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Whether things that were reflective of society
[01:54:11] [SPEAKER_07]: In the 1970s
[01:54:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Or things that are just part of like the most popular myth
[01:54:15] [SPEAKER_07]: And lore that we all grow up with
[01:54:18] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like okay
[01:54:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Knights, Samurai, Soldiers
[01:54:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Farms, Desert
[01:54:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything just feels like
[01:54:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just a little bit interesting
[01:54:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:54:28] [SPEAKER_07]: A little bit mashed up
[01:54:29] [SPEAKER_07]: You know but real strong
[01:54:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Like kind of like centering pillars
[01:54:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Around it
[01:54:35] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie is engaging in the sort of like
[01:54:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Gilded sci-fi
[01:54:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Of everything being like very heightened
[01:54:41] [SPEAKER_07]: And very like hermetic
[01:54:43] [SPEAKER_07]: And very self serious
[01:54:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And let's take these ideas and stretch them out
[01:54:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And make them as weird
[01:54:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Intellectual as possible
[01:54:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Like we're gonna wear personal shields
[01:54:52] [SPEAKER_05]: But if you move, and we're gonna have hand to hand knife
[01:54:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Combat in the future
[01:54:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And if you move your knife slowly
[01:54:59] [SPEAKER_05]: That's how you get through it
[01:55:00] [SPEAKER_05]: It's all this sort of counterintuitive
[01:55:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Science fiction stuff which is why
[01:55:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Dune is science fiction
[01:55:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Star Wars is fantasy
[01:55:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Now mind you, even though it is still fantasy
[01:55:10] [SPEAKER_07]: The prequels get into a lot more
[01:55:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Of this vibe
[01:55:13] [SPEAKER_07]: And people largely react with boring
[01:55:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:55:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Why am I watching like fucking senate meetings?
[01:55:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:55:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Why am I seeing people walk very slowly
[01:55:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Through grand halls?
[01:55:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:55:23] [SPEAKER_07]: You know and like most times sci-fi
[01:55:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Tries to go into this arena
[01:55:28] [SPEAKER_07]: I think it's a goofier movie
[01:55:30] [SPEAKER_07]: But Jupiter ascending has the same thing of like
[01:55:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Palace intrigue
[01:55:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah because it's all
[01:55:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Metaphor for political condition
[01:55:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Human condition, ecological condition
[01:55:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Which gets lost completely in all of the adaptations
[01:55:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:55:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Because there's no real way to handle it
[01:55:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Because no one wants to talk about it
[01:55:46] [SPEAKER_05]: But yes, it's all this metaphoric
[01:55:50] [SPEAKER_05]: What's the cerebral shit
[01:55:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[01:55:51] [SPEAKER_05]: That I'm thinking of
[01:55:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah and sort of like trying to treat it
[01:55:55] [SPEAKER_07]: With a sense of like
[01:55:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Shakespearean self seriousness
[01:55:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:55:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I think, I agree with you David that no one in this movie
[01:56:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Is flat out bad
[01:56:02] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[01:56:03] [SPEAKER_07]: But the problem is that like you need to think
[01:56:06] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean you were saying short hand casting
[01:56:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Is what Vilnovt is
[01:56:09] [SPEAKER_07]: But the other thing that like only a few
[01:56:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Of the actors in this movie
[01:56:12] [SPEAKER_07]: PsyDow and
[01:56:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Stewart being perfect examples
[01:56:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Of the difficult balancing act of
[01:56:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Can you invest a sense of gravitas
[01:56:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Into this stuff
[01:56:22] [SPEAKER_07]: That could be seen as really silly or dry
[01:56:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:56:25] [SPEAKER_07]: While simultaneously putting some spin on the ball
[01:56:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Like you also have to make it a little theatrical
[01:56:31] [SPEAKER_07]: A little fun
[01:56:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Because what you're saying isn't innately that dramatic
[01:56:35] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's a lot of like
[01:56:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Classical training, royal Shakespeare
[01:56:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[01:56:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And you just have control of your voice
[01:56:42] [SPEAKER_07]: And rhythms in this way
[01:56:43] [SPEAKER_07]: That like Jürgen Prochow is like
[01:56:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Tremendous presence
[01:56:47] [SPEAKER_07]: But is doing a very straightforward
[01:56:50] [SPEAKER_07]: No fun
[01:56:50] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm just playing him like a real guy
[01:56:51] [SPEAKER_04]: I think Kyle, as much as I love
[01:56:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Comic-Locklin in general
[01:56:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Is he's good at the earnestness
[01:56:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He is sort of surprisingly
[01:57:00] [SPEAKER_04]: No, not that sort of
[01:57:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That's when he's best
[01:57:02] [SPEAKER_04]: At the beginning of the movie
[01:57:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And he doesn't have much flair later on
[01:57:07] [SPEAKER_04]: The movie is selling him out at that point
[01:57:08] [SPEAKER_04]: By being like
[01:57:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And then he became a messiah
[01:57:10] [SPEAKER_04]: That like completely runs an arm
[01:57:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you're like he does
[01:57:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Like and you know
[01:57:14] [SPEAKER_04]: He's not like embarrassing at the end
[01:57:17] [SPEAKER_04]: When he's saying like
[01:57:18] [SPEAKER_04]: You know don't
[01:57:19] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't control me anymore
[01:57:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Basically
[01:57:21] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's like the Chalamet performance
[01:57:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that like
[01:57:25] [SPEAKER_04]: You need to be scared of this person
[01:57:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[01:57:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know
[01:57:28] [SPEAKER_05]: What I liked about the casting
[01:57:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Of Chalamet first of all is that he looks 15
[01:57:33] [SPEAKER_05]: He looks small and fragile
[01:57:35] [SPEAKER_04]: He does
[01:57:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And that brings a lot more to the character
[01:57:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Braddy child energy
[01:57:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Like genuine
[01:57:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:57:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And then his transformation into this
[01:57:42] [SPEAKER_05]: He has presence
[01:57:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean not his transformation
[01:57:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Into this powerful confident person
[01:57:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[01:57:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[01:57:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously he's got more time
[01:57:49] [SPEAKER_05]: To develop that
[01:57:50] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the thing
[01:57:51] [SPEAKER_04]: The biggest issue is always going to be like
[01:57:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah this movie just has to cut ahead to
[01:57:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Then he became a really really charismatic magic man
[01:57:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:57:59] [SPEAKER_07]: But also this movie is never gonna let him become
[01:58:01] [SPEAKER_07]: The slightly scary figure
[01:58:03] [SPEAKER_07]: In they're never gonna
[01:58:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Say we're adapting Boona
[01:58:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Jesus Christ
[01:58:09] [SPEAKER_07]: We're adapting Boona
[01:58:10] [SPEAKER_07]: We're doing Boona as one
[01:58:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Diablo Cody's Boona
[01:58:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Diablo Cody's Boona
[01:58:15] [SPEAKER_07]: One big budget movie
[01:58:16] [SPEAKER_07]: That we want to sell a bunch of bed sheets
[01:58:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And at the end of the movie everyone in the audience
[01:58:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Is gonna walk out and be like
[01:58:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Man, Paul Tray's kinda sucks, huh?
[01:58:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah he turned into a global dictator
[01:58:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I would say
[01:58:27] [SPEAKER_07]: So he also can't go as hard in the performance
[01:58:30] [SPEAKER_04]: He cannot
[01:58:31] [SPEAKER_04]: The biggest failing of this film
[01:58:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Beyond its general rushness
[01:58:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that it basically is uninterested
[01:58:39] [SPEAKER_04]: In the largest point of Herbert's writing
[01:58:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like
[01:58:42] [SPEAKER_04]: If you create a hero like this
[01:58:45] [SPEAKER_04]: He becomes a messiah
[01:58:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And that is like the
[01:58:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That is just death
[01:58:50] [SPEAKER_04]: He's at the head of something
[01:58:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That's just war and destruction
[01:58:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And this is scary
[01:58:55] [SPEAKER_04]: And Villeneuve's very invested in that
[01:58:56] [SPEAKER_04]: In his adaptation obviously
[01:58:57] [SPEAKER_04]: But this one has to have this happy ending
[01:59:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Where he's like
[01:59:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Water!
[01:59:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Then you're like
[01:59:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude is saved!
[01:59:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Now there's water everywhere
[01:59:05] [SPEAKER_04]: So it can't end with like
[01:59:07] [SPEAKER_04]: But what does it mean that Paul runs
[01:59:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Like an army of like kind of zealots
[01:59:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Like is that good? Is that bad?
[01:59:13] [SPEAKER_04]: He's just kinda like
[01:59:13] [SPEAKER_04]: What do you mean it's great
[01:59:14] [SPEAKER_04]: They fucking killed the Emperor
[01:59:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Hate that guy
[01:59:16] [SPEAKER_04]: They don't even kill him
[01:59:17] [SPEAKER_04]: But you know
[01:59:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Beat him
[01:59:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Beat his ass
[01:59:19] [SPEAKER_05]: That's one of the reasons why the novel is sort of
[01:59:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Unfilmable right
[01:59:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Because by the time you're making movies
[01:59:24] [SPEAKER_05]: In the post-Star Wars world
[01:59:26] [SPEAKER_05]: You can't
[01:59:27] [SPEAKER_05]: The novel
[01:59:28] [SPEAKER_05]: You know
[01:59:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Undos its own premise
[01:59:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It takes the idea of heroism
[01:59:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And says
[01:59:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It's actually horrible
[01:59:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and I recommend you read
[01:59:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Doom Messiah
[01:59:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Which shows even more
[01:59:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe I won't
[01:59:37] [SPEAKER_07]: But you can do that as
[01:59:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That's the point
[01:59:40] [SPEAKER_07]: The middle movie ends on
[01:59:42] [SPEAKER_07]: You can do that if
[01:59:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[01:59:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Chapter two out of three is that
[01:59:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I mean yes
[01:59:49] [SPEAKER_04]: This movie decides to have an ending
[01:59:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And that's a fair decision
[01:59:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Because yeah you don't know
[01:59:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That you're making more of them
[01:59:54] [SPEAKER_04]: But the ending is a little flat
[01:59:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he's just like
[01:59:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm thinking really hard
[01:59:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And I made water
[01:59:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're like
[01:59:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh you could do that
[02:00:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes I can
[02:00:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And that solves everything
[02:00:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure it doesn't even have him marrying
[02:00:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Irulon
[02:00:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is like
[02:00:06] [SPEAKER_04]: A you know
[02:00:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Key dramatic moment
[02:00:08] [SPEAKER_04]: At the end of the book
[02:00:09] [SPEAKER_04]: It is bizarre how
[02:00:10] [SPEAKER_04]: It's weird that she's
[02:00:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Even in the movie
[02:00:12] [SPEAKER_04]: How much she opens it
[02:00:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Right and then like
[02:00:14] [SPEAKER_04]: The whole point of seeding her
[02:00:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like yes
[02:00:16] [SPEAKER_04]: This is one of the sacrifices
[02:00:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:00:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He's gonna have to make
[02:00:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He'll enter into this political marriage
[02:00:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Doesn't happen
[02:00:21] [SPEAKER_04]: You have stuff like
[02:00:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Thurfer-Hawat getting kidnapped
[02:00:24] [SPEAKER_04]: You know getting
[02:00:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Bound by you know whatever
[02:00:27] [SPEAKER_04]: You know captured by the
[02:00:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Harkinets
[02:00:29] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right
[02:00:29] [SPEAKER_05]: He gets brought to their
[02:00:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Horrible basement
[02:00:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes and they're like
[02:00:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Right he's giving a
[02:00:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Give him a poison
[02:00:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And then sting hands him
[02:00:37] [SPEAKER_05]: A cat that's ducked
[02:00:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Tape to a rat
[02:00:39] [SPEAKER_05]: He sure does
[02:00:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Inside a space cat carrier
[02:00:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:00:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And you're gonna have to milk
[02:00:44] [SPEAKER_05]: This cat for the antidote
[02:00:46] [SPEAKER_05]: To the poison
[02:00:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And like that's you know
[02:00:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Insane and like obviously
[02:00:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Just like an insane
[02:00:53] [SPEAKER_04]: David Lynch idea
[02:00:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Is not from the book
[02:00:54] [SPEAKER_04]: No
[02:00:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's also the last
[02:00:56] [SPEAKER_04]: You see of him
[02:00:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:00:57] [SPEAKER_04]: You're seeing that
[02:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're like oh okay
[02:00:59] [SPEAKER_04]: So maybe Thurfer will like
[02:01:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Escape this and maybe
[02:01:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Come back and help them
[02:01:03] [SPEAKER_04]: In some way
[02:01:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And so it's like
[02:01:04] [SPEAKER_04]: No check in with him again
[02:01:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Assume he's milking cats
[02:01:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Just assume he's milking cats
[02:01:09] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a movie
[02:01:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Like he could have said
[02:01:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Thur, he could have said
[02:01:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Thurfer died in the invasion
[02:01:14] [SPEAKER_05]: In the venture anything
[02:01:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you know what I mean
[02:01:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And we certainly don't see
[02:01:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Thurfer howot in any more
[02:01:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Of the villain of film
[02:01:20] [SPEAKER_04]: No, he'll have shot stuff
[02:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: With him in part two
[02:01:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And decided not to include it
[02:01:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he was like
[02:01:24] [SPEAKER_04]: But you have to understand
[02:01:25] [SPEAKER_05]: That David Lynch was like
[02:01:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to kill him
[02:01:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I need that cat
[02:01:28] [SPEAKER_05]: That cat rat sequence
[02:01:30] [SPEAKER_05]: That's kind of important
[02:01:31] [SPEAKER_05]: To me
[02:01:32] [SPEAKER_07]: It's such a clear failing
[02:01:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Of this movie that is really
[02:01:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Hard to track who is still
[02:01:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Alive in any given scene
[02:01:37] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what I mean
[02:01:37] [SPEAKER_07]: You don't usually know
[02:01:38] [SPEAKER_07]: When people die
[02:01:39] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[02:01:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And like
[02:01:40] [SPEAKER_07]: If someone's not on screen
[02:01:41] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like
[02:01:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Are they done
[02:01:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:01:44] [SPEAKER_04]: And then stuff like
[02:01:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Harkinen giving him the cat
[02:01:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:01:48] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like
[02:01:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Well that demonstrates
[02:01:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That Harkinen's a bad dude
[02:01:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Which you might not have
[02:01:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Picked up on before now
[02:01:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Because
[02:01:54] [SPEAKER_04]: That's already a
[02:01:54] [SPEAKER_04]: You're almost done with
[02:01:56] [SPEAKER_04]: The movie by the time
[02:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: He gets that
[02:01:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And also every time
[02:01:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He's on screen
[02:01:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He flies
[02:01:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Tempred into the air
[02:02:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Going like
[02:02:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I love evil
[02:02:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Give me something to eat
[02:02:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And to be fair
[02:02:03] [SPEAKER_05]: David Lynch complains a lot
[02:02:06] [SPEAKER_05]: About how he didn't have
[02:02:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Final cut
[02:02:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[02:02:08] [SPEAKER_05]: But apparently Dino De Laurenti
[02:02:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Or whoever was making
[02:02:10] [SPEAKER_05]: The final did have
[02:02:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Final cut
[02:02:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Was like
[02:02:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah let's keep that cat rat
[02:02:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Thing in
[02:02:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Stuff that I just wonder
[02:02:17] [SPEAKER_04]: If they fought with him
[02:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And Lynch was like
[02:02:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Please can I just have the cat
[02:02:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And they were like
[02:02:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean it's two minutes
[02:02:21] [SPEAKER_04]: I guess you can have the cat
[02:02:23] [SPEAKER_04]: We were cutting a lot
[02:02:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Of other stuff
[02:02:24] [SPEAKER_07]: But it also has glacial pacing
[02:02:26] [SPEAKER_07]: And it has his very deliberate
[02:02:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Sort of like
[02:02:30] [SPEAKER_07]: The first half
[02:02:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Especially
[02:02:31] [SPEAKER_07]: The rhythm
[02:02:31] [SPEAKER_05]: When I started rewatching it
[02:02:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I'd seen it so many times
[02:02:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like
[02:02:37] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel bad
[02:02:38] [SPEAKER_05]: But I'm gonna try to watch this
[02:02:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Like 1.5 speed
[02:02:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[02:02:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And then I'm watching at 1.5 speed
[02:02:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm still I'm like
[02:02:43] [SPEAKER_05]: This is really slow
[02:02:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:02:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:02:46] [SPEAKER_05]: So Lynch
[02:02:47] [SPEAKER_05]: So you know
[02:02:48] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the things
[02:02:49] [SPEAKER_05]: So there's a big book
[02:02:50] [SPEAKER_05]: That just came out
[02:02:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Called Masterpiece in Disarray
[02:02:52] [SPEAKER_05]: By a guy named Max Everry
[02:02:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is huge
[02:02:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Some of this stuff
[02:02:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm reading from is from
[02:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah it's huge
[02:02:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And I've not read the whole
[02:02:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Thing I've dipped into it
[02:02:58] [SPEAKER_05]: There's also
[02:02:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a huge oral history
[02:03:00] [SPEAKER_05]: There's also a book by a guy
[02:03:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Who was on set
[02:03:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Who was doing
[02:03:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to create a documentary
[02:03:05] [SPEAKER_05]: About it named
[02:03:06] [SPEAKER_05]: George Godwin
[02:03:08] [SPEAKER_05]: No, Kenneth George Godwin
[02:03:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Anyway
[02:03:11] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a lot of documents out there
[02:03:13] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the things
[02:03:14] [SPEAKER_05]: That I kind of picked up from this
[02:03:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Was that as they went on in Mexico
[02:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: As the studio started to freak out
[02:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah so they shot in Mexico
[02:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Just FY
[02:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it was cheap
[02:03:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:03:23] [SPEAKER_05]: They got more for their buck
[02:03:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:03:26] [SPEAKER_05]: They were filming often
[02:03:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And something called the dog's
[02:03:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Graveyard
[02:03:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:03:30] [SPEAKER_04]: The Hope for Budget
[02:03:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course was 30 mil
[02:03:34] [SPEAKER_04]: It eventually cost 42
[02:03:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So quite over
[02:03:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And as it went on
[02:03:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Like what people were saying
[02:03:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Was David Lynch
[02:03:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Was getting upset about
[02:03:45] [SPEAKER_05]: How much he had to pull back
[02:03:46] [SPEAKER_05]: And that instead
[02:03:49] [SPEAKER_05]: He would focus in
[02:03:51] [SPEAKER_05]: On certain little scenes
[02:03:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Like the cat rat
[02:03:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd be like
[02:03:54] [SPEAKER_05]: This is where I'm going to leave
[02:03:55] [SPEAKER_05]: My fingerprint for this
[02:03:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:03:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Which feels like
[02:03:58] [SPEAKER_07]: A real thing that carries over
[02:04:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Into his films after this
[02:04:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is just like
[02:04:03] [SPEAKER_07]: If an idea interests me
[02:04:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to spend as much time on it
[02:04:07] [SPEAKER_07]: As I want
[02:04:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Even if other people would view this
[02:04:10] [SPEAKER_07]: As like a side track
[02:04:12] [SPEAKER_07]: The kind of bit off top
[02:04:14] [SPEAKER_05]: That went
[02:04:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And is he wrong?
[02:04:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Because when you think about it
[02:04:17] [SPEAKER_05]: What are we all talking about
[02:04:18] [SPEAKER_05]: That cat shaped or rat
[02:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: So JJ read the 500 page
[02:04:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Book of Masterpiece in Disarray
[02:04:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Must be nice
[02:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Our researcher
[02:04:23] [SPEAKER_04]: And he's fired for reading that long
[02:04:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course
[02:04:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Disgusting
[02:04:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And he says
[02:04:28] [SPEAKER_04]: His summary of the production
[02:04:29] [SPEAKER_04]: From reading this is basically like
[02:04:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Dune is not really a runaway disaster
[02:04:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It was just a gigantic undertaking
[02:04:37] [SPEAKER_04]: That maybe everyone had underestimated
[02:04:39] [SPEAKER_04]: A little bit
[02:04:39] [SPEAKER_04]: This is not a movie
[02:04:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Where on set people are like
[02:04:42] [SPEAKER_04]: At each other's throats
[02:04:43] [SPEAKER_04]: This is JJ talking
[02:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:04:44] [SPEAKER_04]: He's sort of summarizing
[02:04:45] [SPEAKER_04]: It's more a thing of
[02:04:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Like we've all bitten off
[02:04:48] [SPEAKER_04]: A little more we can chew here
[02:04:50] [SPEAKER_04]: And when you hear
[02:04:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Sean Young talk about that
[02:04:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Time I mean there were flare ups
[02:04:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And stuff but basically
[02:04:55] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a kind of summer camp
[02:04:57] [SPEAKER_05]: People got along
[02:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[02:04:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah and they're all in it together
[02:05:00] [SPEAKER_04]: A little bit
[02:05:01] [SPEAKER_04]: They had a thing where
[02:05:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Apigee which was a special effects
[02:05:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Company that was John Dykstra
[02:05:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Who's obviously a big figure at that time
[02:05:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Leaves the movie early
[02:05:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And in comes Barry Nolan
[02:05:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Who works at a lower budget
[02:05:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe that had some issues
[02:05:15] [SPEAKER_04]: The big issues come
[02:05:16] [SPEAKER_04]: After shooting the movie
[02:05:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that's when
[02:05:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Suddenly Lynch gives
[02:05:21] [SPEAKER_04]: A three and a half hour cut
[02:05:23] [SPEAKER_04]: To De Laurentiis
[02:05:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Frank Herbert saw it
[02:05:26] [SPEAKER_04]: And liked it
[02:05:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Dino De Laurentiis
[02:05:28] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm sure he said this
[02:05:29] [SPEAKER_04]: In a normal tone of voice
[02:05:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Found it quote boring
[02:05:33] [SPEAKER_04]: So Lynch is like
[02:05:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay let me give it to
[02:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Three hours
[02:05:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[02:05:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And De Laurentiis
[02:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Is like
[02:05:40] [SPEAKER_04]: No let me get it to
[02:05:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Two hours fifteen
[02:05:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:05:42] [SPEAKER_04]: No De Laurentiis is like
[02:05:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Three hours unacceptable
[02:05:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Way too long
[02:05:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Three was his first counter
[02:05:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Correct
[02:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Like you know
[02:05:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you crazy
[02:05:49] [SPEAKER_04]: We are going to rip the guts out of this thing
[02:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh huh
[02:05:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch says I never hated being in Mexico
[02:05:54] [SPEAKER_04]: But I got real crazy
[02:05:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But when we came back to L.A.
[02:05:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Because the time we got to the editing room
[02:05:58] [SPEAKER_04]: The writing was on the wall
[02:05:59] [SPEAKER_04]: It was horrible
[02:06:00] [SPEAKER_04]: It was a nightmare
[02:06:01] [SPEAKER_04]: What was being done
[02:06:02] [SPEAKER_04]: To truncate it basically
[02:06:04] [SPEAKER_04]: The voiceovers were added for this
[02:06:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:06:06] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[02:06:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Just to explain things
[02:06:10] [SPEAKER_04]: And Dino I think is just going off the
[02:06:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You need to make a regular movie for me
[02:06:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry
[02:06:16] [SPEAKER_04]: This needs to be
[02:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: This is a big movie
[02:06:17] [SPEAKER_04]: It's expensive
[02:06:18] [SPEAKER_04]: It needs to be commercial
[02:06:19] [SPEAKER_04]: It can't be three hours long
[02:06:20] [SPEAKER_04]: We don't make those movies right now
[02:06:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And I heard somewhere
[02:06:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I read somewhere that part of it was
[02:06:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Like if we
[02:06:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It has to be two fifteen
[02:06:25] [SPEAKER_05]: So we don't lose a showing
[02:06:27] [SPEAKER_05]: In the theaters
[02:06:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the longer your movie is
[02:06:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously the less times you can show it
[02:06:31] [SPEAKER_04]: During the day
[02:06:32] [SPEAKER_04]: And yeah yeah yeah
[02:06:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It's funny that this has always been
[02:06:35] [SPEAKER_07]: This theory when a movie is too long
[02:06:37] [SPEAKER_07]: The studios are like
[02:06:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Fuck we're losing money
[02:06:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Because we're only
[02:06:41] [SPEAKER_07]: We're showing it two times fewer
[02:06:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Than every other movie playing right now
[02:06:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And then you look at the top ten films
[02:06:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Of all time and
[02:06:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Snapshot almost any year
[02:06:49] [SPEAKER_07]: The majority of the top ten films
[02:06:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Of all time are like three hours long
[02:06:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Well here's the thing Griffin
[02:06:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Everyone's wrong about everything
[02:06:54] [SPEAKER_07]: This is true
[02:06:55] [SPEAKER_04]: That is so true
[02:06:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Anytime someone decides
[02:06:59] [SPEAKER_04]: That they're right about something
[02:07:00] [SPEAKER_04]: They're almost certain
[02:07:01] [SPEAKER_07]: In fact wrong
[02:07:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not even just like
[02:07:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh well in the fifties
[02:07:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Three hour epics were popular
[02:07:05] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like it's still
[02:07:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking Avengers Endgame
[02:07:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And Avatar
[02:07:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:07:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Overtook
[02:07:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Gone with the wind
[02:07:12] [SPEAKER_07]: And Lawrence of Arabia
[02:07:13] [SPEAKER_07]: You know
[02:07:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Now Universal distributed this film
[02:07:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And indeed apparently they were less afraid
[02:07:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the three hour runtime
[02:07:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And Tom Mount who ran Universal
[02:07:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Solved the longer cut and says
[02:07:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's better
[02:07:24] [SPEAKER_04]: It's more David's version
[02:07:25] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the cuts didn't help it
[02:07:27] [SPEAKER_04]: I think the bravado that David banked into it
[02:07:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Got curtailed into the deleterious way
[02:07:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Movies hurt if you fuck them up
[02:07:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is a
[02:07:34] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[02:07:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That's like Elaine May ecology
[02:07:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:07:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But Dino is the one who's like
[02:07:38] [SPEAKER_04]: No no no
[02:07:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like that's three hours is just too long
[02:07:41] [SPEAKER_04]: This makes it all the crazier
[02:07:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That the next movie David Lynch
[02:07:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Makes is with Dino Dilarantes
[02:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:07:45] [SPEAKER_04]: But that's the
[02:07:47] [SPEAKER_04]: That's show biz
[02:07:47] [SPEAKER_07]: That is show biz
[02:07:49] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's
[02:07:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Let's find the absolute smallest size
[02:07:52] [SPEAKER_07]: For a movie where he'll just let me be
[02:07:54] [SPEAKER_07]: David Lynch
[02:07:55] [SPEAKER_07]: We talked about in our elephant man episode
[02:07:57] [SPEAKER_07]: John
[02:07:59] [SPEAKER_07]: When they were developing that movie
[02:08:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Lynch was like
[02:08:02] [SPEAKER_07]: And of course I will do the makeup
[02:08:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Like his plan was to do the makeup
[02:08:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Effects entirely himself
[02:08:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Because he was used to working that way
[02:08:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:08:13] [SPEAKER_07]: On Elephant Man
[02:08:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Or not Elephant Man
[02:08:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Eraser head
[02:08:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:08:15] [SPEAKER_07]: And they were just like
[02:08:17] [SPEAKER_07]: You will
[02:08:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And he's like
[02:08:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes I did them all for my old movie
[02:08:20] [SPEAKER_07]: And they're like
[02:08:21] [SPEAKER_07]: This is like the lead character
[02:08:23] [SPEAKER_07]: In a complicated narrative film
[02:08:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's going to be an incredibly
[02:08:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Complicated prosthetic
[02:08:27] [SPEAKER_07]: That has to match a historical man
[02:08:29] [SPEAKER_07]: And like worked on it really hard
[02:08:31] [SPEAKER_07]: And really far along until
[02:08:32] [SPEAKER_07]: He finally was like
[02:08:34] [SPEAKER_07]: This has gotten the better of me
[02:08:35] [SPEAKER_07]: And they were like
[02:08:36] [SPEAKER_07]: You have to let go
[02:08:37] [SPEAKER_07]: And broaden a professional
[02:08:39] [SPEAKER_07]: You could imagine for a guy
[02:08:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Who was so used to
[02:08:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm in charge
[02:08:44] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm touching every element of a film
[02:08:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a struggle for me to let someone else
[02:08:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Do the makeup
[02:08:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Was never going to come out of an experience
[02:08:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Like doing feeling good
[02:08:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Even if
[02:08:55] [SPEAKER_07]: He got everything he wanted
[02:08:56] [SPEAKER_07]: A production of this size
[02:08:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Is like running a giant corporation
[02:09:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[02:09:00] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like mounting like an army
[02:09:03] [SPEAKER_07]: To attack like a months long war
[02:09:05] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's no way
[02:09:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Even if everyone is following his vision
[02:09:08] [SPEAKER_07]: That he's going to feel that level of control
[02:09:11] [SPEAKER_07]: And like he never gets close to anything
[02:09:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Being this size again
[02:09:16] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[02:09:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Not only does he never try to make something
[02:09:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Of this scale
[02:09:18] [SPEAKER_07]: But like he keeps his budgets
[02:09:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Pretty fucking under control
[02:09:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Twin Peaks to Return is the only other thing
[02:09:24] [SPEAKER_04]: He made that costs lots and lots of money
[02:09:26] [SPEAKER_04]: I feel like
[02:09:27] [SPEAKER_07]: And that costs a lot of money
[02:09:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Because it was 16 hours long
[02:09:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Correct
[02:09:30] [SPEAKER_07]: And you know
[02:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:09:32] [SPEAKER_04]: God bless him
[02:09:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But that movie
[02:09:35] [SPEAKER_04]: You know but Twin Peaks to Return
[02:09:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Does not have crowds of people charging it
[02:09:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And pyramid or whatever
[02:09:39] [SPEAKER_04]: You know this is
[02:09:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes this is a different kind of scale
[02:09:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto
[02:09:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I just want to shout out
[02:09:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Please shout out Toto
[02:09:45] [SPEAKER_04]: They were talking about my law before we started recording
[02:09:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto 4 is the album that has Africa
[02:09:49] [SPEAKER_07]: We're trying to Toto pill Ben
[02:09:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Surely you've heard of Africa
[02:09:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes of course
[02:09:53] [SPEAKER_07]: The Weezer song
[02:09:55] [SPEAKER_07]: That Toto got a time machine
[02:09:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Went back in time and recorded it before Weezer
[02:09:58] [SPEAKER_07]: But of course it's a River's Cuomo original
[02:10:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Ben was being derisive of Toto
[02:10:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is fair
[02:10:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Bad name
[02:10:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a bad name
[02:10:08] [SPEAKER_04]: It's kind of a tough
[02:10:09] [SPEAKER_04]: You know how bands pick a name and then that's their name
[02:10:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And then obviously sometimes they're like
[02:10:13] [SPEAKER_04]: This name sucks
[02:10:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Like let's change it
[02:10:15] [SPEAKER_04]: But it is like
[02:10:16] [SPEAKER_04]: It must suck to just get stuck with Toto
[02:10:18] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're just Toto forever
[02:10:19] [SPEAKER_04]: And then you release one album
[02:10:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're like
[02:10:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Fuck now we have to always be Toto
[02:10:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:10:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Are there any other bands named after fictional dogs?
[02:10:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably
[02:10:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you ever
[02:10:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Were you ever in a band
[02:10:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Was I ever in a band
[02:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes
[02:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: No
[02:10:35] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a bummer
[02:10:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I was hoping you'd been in some band called like you know
[02:10:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Bone fuck
[02:10:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:10:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Do you play any instruments?
[02:10:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I was a band kid
[02:10:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Right
[02:10:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course you played Toto
[02:10:45] [SPEAKER_05]: You played the brass
[02:10:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Why are you gesturing to me
[02:10:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Because you sense band kid in me
[02:10:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah you were a band kid
[02:10:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I did
[02:10:50] [SPEAKER_05]: But you were in the woodwinds
[02:10:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Chamber music woodwind guy
[02:10:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh wow
[02:10:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Not a marching band
[02:10:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I did play in the band
[02:10:56] [SPEAKER_05]: You're right
[02:10:57] [SPEAKER_05]: What specific woodwind instrument
[02:10:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice to see you
[02:10:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice to be seen
[02:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: What's that?
[02:11:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Clarinet
[02:11:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Single reads
[02:11:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[02:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I was trumpet and then at one point
[02:11:05] [SPEAKER_02]: My music teacher took a look at me
[02:11:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I was a fat kid
[02:11:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And he said
[02:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what
[02:11:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I think tuba would be good for you
[02:11:12] [SPEAKER_02]: This frame could support the tuba
[02:11:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it funny or visual?
[02:11:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was more that I could hold it
[02:11:17] [SPEAKER_02]: You could hold it
[02:11:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah I could carry it around
[02:11:20] [SPEAKER_02]: They're heavy, they're big, they're cumbersome
[02:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah
[02:11:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Toto
[02:11:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I wasn't ever
[02:11:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I was only with
[02:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I hung out with kids who were in bands
[02:11:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to like local punk shows
[02:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: But I never had the patience
[02:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: To learn how to play guitar
[02:11:36] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of practice
[02:11:37] [SPEAKER_02]: You know a good name for a band?
[02:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Local punks
[02:11:39] [SPEAKER_02]: True
[02:11:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto, do you guys like the Toto score?
[02:11:42] [SPEAKER_04]: I love the Toto score
[02:11:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto and Brianino
[02:11:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Brianino contributed one piece of music
[02:11:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto is very mad that he's even
[02:11:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Given prominent
[02:11:51] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[02:11:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Crediting
[02:11:53] [SPEAKER_07]: So it's like the Danny Elfman-Alf-Claussen
[02:11:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Relationship
[02:11:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: I think
[02:11:58] [SPEAKER_04]: He came up with the main theme
[02:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Eno's hot stuff obviously
[02:12:00] [SPEAKER_04]: And so they want to get his name up there
[02:12:02] [SPEAKER_04]: But this is Toto
[02:12:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Which one did Eno write?
[02:12:04] [SPEAKER_05]: You know
[02:12:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Brrrr
[02:12:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Or is that Toto?
[02:12:08] [SPEAKER_05]: No, that's Toto
[02:12:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's Toto, huh?
[02:12:09] [SPEAKER_05]: That's Toto, baby
[02:12:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Which one did Eno record?
[02:12:11] [SPEAKER_04]: But they credit Eno as main theme boss?
[02:12:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I think he did the
[02:12:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Do
[02:12:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Do
[02:12:16] Do
[02:12:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Pretty good
[02:12:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Do
[02:12:19] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm not sure
[02:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not sure
[02:12:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Someone else can tell
[02:12:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto doesn't like it
[02:12:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Because I think Toto thinks
[02:12:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It makes it
[02:12:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Thinks it makes it look like
[02:12:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Brian Eno kind of goes for it
[02:12:28] [SPEAKER_04]: A lot of the music
[02:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:12:29] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, then Toto came in
[02:12:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And like laid some tracks down
[02:12:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:12:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But like
[02:12:33] [SPEAKER_07]: I think the score rips
[02:12:34] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean it's what you said
[02:12:35] [SPEAKER_07]: You walked in and the
[02:12:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Fucking DVD menu was playing
[02:12:38] [SPEAKER_07]: And you were like
[02:12:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Every time
[02:12:40] [SPEAKER_07]: I think how could this
[02:12:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Not be a masterpiece
[02:12:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:12:43] [SPEAKER_07]: And I do feel that way of
[02:12:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Like if you look at almost
[02:12:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Any individual image from this film
[02:12:48] [SPEAKER_07]: If you watch any 30 second excerpt
[02:12:50] [SPEAKER_07]: If this movie were projected
[02:12:52] [SPEAKER_07]: At a bar
[02:12:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is where
[02:12:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I take it back
[02:12:56] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the only thing that Eno did
[02:12:59] [SPEAKER_04]: This shit
[02:13:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, okay
[02:13:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Toto did all the main themes
[02:13:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And stuff
[02:13:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Anytime you hear a
[02:13:05] [SPEAKER_04]: A sick guitar riff
[02:13:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:13:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's a lot of
[02:13:09] [SPEAKER_04]: They were big session musicians
[02:13:11] [SPEAKER_04]: For stealing Dan and bands like that
[02:13:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Boss gags
[02:13:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And they united as a band
[02:13:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And of course their first album
[02:13:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Had Hold the Line
[02:13:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is probably another song
[02:13:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You know
[02:13:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean I
[02:13:21] [SPEAKER_02]: I started listening through
[02:13:23] [SPEAKER_02]: And I realized they were like
[02:13:24] [SPEAKER_02]: They had a ton of songs
[02:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I've heard on classic radio
[02:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Or classic rock radio
[02:13:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Classic radio hits
[02:13:31] [SPEAKER_07]: In terms of how successfully
[02:13:32] [SPEAKER_07]: This movie realizes
[02:13:34] [SPEAKER_07]: An entire world
[02:13:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Visually
[02:13:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Worlds
[02:13:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Mostly do
[02:13:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Mostly do
[02:13:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Keep making this mistake
[02:13:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I was like
[02:13:42] [SPEAKER_07]: This is one of the few
[02:13:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Movies to fully kind of
[02:13:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Achieve for me
[02:13:48] [SPEAKER_07]: The power of Metropolis
[02:13:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is one of my favorite
[02:13:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Movies of all time
[02:13:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Where I just watch it
[02:13:52] [SPEAKER_07]: And every single like
[02:13:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I fucking can't believe this exists
[02:13:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:13:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I can't believe they made this
[02:13:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:13:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Not a you know
[02:13:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Zack Snyder's Metropolis
[02:14:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you
[02:14:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Metropolis has
[02:14:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Incredibly simple story
[02:14:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[02:14:03] [SPEAKER_07]: That is like very sort of
[02:14:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Allegeic
[02:14:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't turn on robot
[02:14:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah there's a pretty robot
[02:14:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Don't turn it on
[02:14:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Human heart's important
[02:14:12] [SPEAKER_07]: It just keeps
[02:14:12] [SPEAKER_07]: It has one point
[02:14:13] [SPEAKER_07]: It keeps making over
[02:14:14] [SPEAKER_07]: And over and over again
[02:14:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Which allows it to stretch
[02:14:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Itself into this epic scale
[02:14:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And venture into all these
[02:14:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Different areas
[02:14:20] [SPEAKER_07]: And be a little
[02:14:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Narratively wide ranging
[02:14:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Because you're like
[02:14:23] [SPEAKER_07]: They keep on underlining
[02:14:24] [SPEAKER_07]: It's only about one
[02:14:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Pretty simple
[02:14:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Easy to follow thing
[02:14:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:14:28] [SPEAKER_07]: I do feel like
[02:14:30] [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of times
[02:14:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Blu-rays will have these cuts
[02:14:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's like
[02:14:32] [SPEAKER_07]: You can watch the movie
[02:14:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Just with the score
[02:14:34] [SPEAKER_07]: And no dialogue
[02:14:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:14:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Or just score and sound effects
[02:14:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know if you took
[02:14:39] [SPEAKER_07]: All the dialogue out
[02:14:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And I was just hearing
[02:14:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Toto and the ambient
[02:14:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Droning that
[02:14:43] [SPEAKER_07]: I'd be able to
[02:14:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Follow the plot
[02:14:44] [SPEAKER_07]: But I do think
[02:14:46] [SPEAKER_07]: If I were watching that
[02:14:47] [SPEAKER_07]: I'd go
[02:14:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Man with the dialogue
[02:14:48] [SPEAKER_07]: This must be the greatest
[02:14:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Film ever made
[02:14:50] [SPEAKER_04]: You would be able to track
[02:14:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Like these people are bad
[02:14:54] [SPEAKER_04]: This person is good
[02:14:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:14:56] [SPEAKER_04]: You would at least
[02:14:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe get the broadest strokes
[02:14:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:14:59] [SPEAKER_07]: And you just imagine
[02:15:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Well with the words
[02:15:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I'd probably understand
[02:15:03] [SPEAKER_07]: All of this
[02:15:04] [SPEAKER_07]: And then it would
[02:15:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking rule my world
[02:15:06] [SPEAKER_05]: The words of what
[02:15:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Ruined it
[02:15:07] [SPEAKER_05]: The whole thing
[02:15:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And you're still
[02:15:10] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean I still
[02:15:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I agree
[02:15:12] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like
[02:15:12] [SPEAKER_05]: It's so effective
[02:15:13] [SPEAKER_05]: In pieces
[02:15:14] [SPEAKER_07]: In pieces it is astonishing
[02:15:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know
[02:15:17] [SPEAKER_05]: When I came in
[02:15:19] [SPEAKER_05]: You were screening
[02:15:20] [SPEAKER_05]: The Rat Cat scene
[02:15:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:15:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Which gets me every time
[02:15:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And for the first time ever
[02:15:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I noticed Jack Nance
[02:15:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Eraser hit himself
[02:15:28] [SPEAKER_05]: In the background
[02:15:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Eating a hard boiled egg
[02:15:30] [SPEAKER_05]: For some reason
[02:15:30] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just going to tell
[02:15:32] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so
[02:15:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Just like
[02:15:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously lovely
[02:15:35] [SPEAKER_04]: That Lynch used Nance
[02:15:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, you know
[02:15:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Over and over
[02:15:38] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's especially funny
[02:15:39] [SPEAKER_04]: That he's in this one
[02:15:39] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like who do you play
[02:15:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like you're just
[02:15:41] [SPEAKER_04]: In the scenes with the
[02:15:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Harkinids
[02:15:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Just in another costume
[02:15:43] [SPEAKER_05]: They set the character
[02:15:44] [SPEAKER_05]: For Jack Nance
[02:15:45] [SPEAKER_02]: To give him more stuff to do
[02:15:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay
[02:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: You're playing the music still
[02:15:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Or am I just hearing
[02:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Something
[02:15:52] [SPEAKER_07]: You're just hearing it in your head
[02:15:53] [SPEAKER_02]: The sleeper must awaken
[02:15:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Ben
[02:15:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus
[02:15:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You've tuned in
[02:15:57] [SPEAKER_02]: You've taken any spice
[02:15:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Before or before
[02:16:00] [SPEAKER_05]: You're going to places
[02:16:01] [SPEAKER_05]: That terrify us
[02:16:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean my eyes
[02:16:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Are completely blue
[02:16:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Which also mentioned
[02:16:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Speaking of you doing spice
[02:16:08] [SPEAKER_07]: This very weekend
[02:16:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Is your birthday
[02:16:10] [SPEAKER_07]: And you decided to
[02:16:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Celebrate your birthday
[02:16:11] [SPEAKER_07]: By doing hot ones
[02:16:13] [SPEAKER_07]: That's correct
[02:16:13] [SPEAKER_07]: We've mentioned this
[02:16:14] [SPEAKER_07]: On a couple episodes now
[02:16:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm doing the hot ones
[02:16:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Channels to myself
[02:16:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Well after his birthday
[02:16:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow
[02:16:19] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's a thread we have
[02:16:20] [SPEAKER_07]: To establish
[02:16:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Ben is going to do the
[02:16:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Full hot ones line up
[02:16:23] [SPEAKER_07]: And have all of his friends
[02:16:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Write questions
[02:16:25] [SPEAKER_07]: That he will answer
[02:16:27] [SPEAKER_07]: During the hot ones
[02:16:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Or ruin the hot ones
[02:16:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[02:16:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[02:16:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm very scared
[02:16:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, it'll be fine
[02:16:34] [SPEAKER_02]: They're all fine
[02:16:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Except for Da Mom
[02:16:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Which sucks
[02:16:37] [SPEAKER_04]: That's whatever
[02:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm kind of
[02:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I think more now
[02:16:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Just like
[02:16:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Wow
[02:16:40] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if I should do
[02:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Bathroom talk
[02:16:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But I'm just
[02:16:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm worried about the
[02:16:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Second act
[02:16:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[02:16:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm worried about
[02:16:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Book two
[02:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe you got to just
[02:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Have a heart out
[02:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Right
[02:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of like
[02:16:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You know what
[02:16:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm feeling some rumbling
[02:16:54] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's time for everyone
[02:16:55] [SPEAKER_04]: To go right now
[02:16:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe like rent a hotel
[02:16:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Room very close
[02:16:58] [SPEAKER_07]: To your apartment
[02:16:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:17:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Or just
[02:17:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:17:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Many men have tried
[02:17:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Tried and failed
[02:17:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Tried and died
[02:17:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what you're
[02:17:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Looking for
[02:17:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Water of lifetime
[02:17:07] [SPEAKER_04]: For you, buddy
[02:17:09] [SPEAKER_04]: So Dune is about
[02:17:10] [SPEAKER_04]: The known universe is
[02:17:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Revealed by the Emperor
[02:17:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, yeah
[02:17:12] [SPEAKER_04]: We're about a
[02:17:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Two hour
[02:17:16] [SPEAKER_07]: 15-ish
[02:17:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:17:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't think we can
[02:17:18] [SPEAKER_04]: What are things in Dune
[02:17:20] [SPEAKER_04]: We have yet to talk about
[02:17:21] [SPEAKER_04]: In the film that
[02:17:22] [SPEAKER_04]: We might want to touch on
[02:17:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think we can
[02:17:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Mirror the movie
[02:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: And that will just be
[02:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah, there's Paul
[02:17:27] [SPEAKER_02]: And he's like this guy
[02:17:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And you know
[02:17:28] [SPEAKER_02]: There's this guy
[02:17:29] [SPEAKER_02]: He floats around
[02:17:31] [SPEAKER_02]: The Paul
[02:17:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Narrative
[02:17:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Is
[02:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Coherent
[02:17:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:17:36] [SPEAKER_04]: A bridge
[02:17:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Basically coherent
[02:17:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But it's
[02:17:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, yes
[02:17:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Young man
[02:17:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:17:41] [SPEAKER_04]: He's with his family
[02:17:43] [SPEAKER_04]: His family is
[02:17:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Betrayed
[02:17:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:17:45] [SPEAKER_04]: He goes into the desert
[02:17:47] [SPEAKER_04]: With his mother
[02:17:47] [SPEAKER_04]: He meets Stilgar
[02:17:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Does Stilgar take one
[02:17:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Look at him and basically
[02:17:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Go like
[02:17:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Ah, yeah, you're that kid
[02:17:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Are talking about
[02:17:53] [SPEAKER_04]: This entire legion
[02:17:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Belongs to you
[02:17:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Basically you rock
[02:17:55] [SPEAKER_04]: You're awesome
[02:17:56] [SPEAKER_07]: What do you want us
[02:17:57] [SPEAKER_07]: To call you
[02:17:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And he's like
[02:17:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know what
[02:17:58] [SPEAKER_07]: People call people here
[02:18:00] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know
[02:18:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Can I actually
[02:18:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Can I choose
[02:18:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Can I choose five different names?
[02:18:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, we just like
[02:18:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how are you doing
[02:18:05] [SPEAKER_04]: You'll be called Useld
[02:18:06] [SPEAKER_04]: In our language
[02:18:06] [SPEAKER_04]: That means the base
[02:18:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And any other names you want
[02:18:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Can I be called modib
[02:18:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Great answer buddy
[02:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway
[02:18:11] [SPEAKER_04]: But this whole
[02:18:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Virginia Mets
[02:18:13] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like
[02:18:13] [SPEAKER_04]: The glossary thing of like
[02:18:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Arrakis
[02:18:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Which we also call dune
[02:18:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Let's make it clear
[02:18:18] [SPEAKER_07]: We have two names
[02:18:19] [SPEAKER_07]: For the same thing
[02:18:20] [SPEAKER_07]: I talk about this a lot
[02:18:21] [SPEAKER_07]: But a lot of my relationship
[02:18:22] [SPEAKER_07]: With my 90-year-old
[02:18:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Grandmother
[02:18:24] [SPEAKER_07]: How do you
[02:18:25] [SPEAKER_07]: That one is
[02:18:26] [SPEAKER_07]: 81 years old
[02:18:27] [SPEAKER_07]: My 45-year-old grandmother
[02:18:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[02:18:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Is doing tech support for her
[02:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[02:18:31] [SPEAKER_07]: And so often I go out
[02:18:33] [SPEAKER_07]: And I fix her devices
[02:18:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Whatever streaming service
[02:18:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Isn't working or whatever
[02:18:36] [SPEAKER_07]: And she goes
[02:18:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Why was it doing this
[02:18:38] [SPEAKER_07]: And every time I make this
[02:18:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Choice where I'm like
[02:18:40] [SPEAKER_07]: If I explain to her
[02:18:42] [SPEAKER_07]: What I just solved
[02:18:43] [SPEAKER_07]: It will confuse her
[02:18:44] [SPEAKER_07]: So much
[02:18:45] [SPEAKER_07]: The answer
[02:18:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:18:46] [SPEAKER_04]: You don't even want to say it
[02:18:48] [SPEAKER_07]: That she will no longer trust it
[02:18:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:18:49] [SPEAKER_07]: And I'll just
[02:18:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Either make up something
[02:18:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Or I'll go
[02:18:52] [SPEAKER_07]: You actually don't want me
[02:18:53] [SPEAKER_07]: To explain it
[02:18:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Just be happy
[02:18:54] [SPEAKER_07]: It's working right now
[02:18:55] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's that thing
[02:18:56] [SPEAKER_07]: You said of like glazing over
[02:18:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Where the second a movie
[02:18:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Is setting up by being like
[02:19:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Here is like what this is
[02:19:02] [SPEAKER_07]: But also it's also this
[02:19:03] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's also this
[02:19:04] [SPEAKER_07]: But forget that
[02:19:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Just think about the first thing
[02:19:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Unless we mention the other two things
[02:19:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:19:07] [SPEAKER_07]: You're telling me not to
[02:19:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Give a shit about this
[02:19:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:19:10] [SPEAKER_07]: A little bit
[02:19:11] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why it works better
[02:19:12] [SPEAKER_04]: In little parts
[02:19:13] [SPEAKER_04]: When you meet the Harkinins
[02:19:15] [SPEAKER_04]: You obviously get that
[02:19:16] [SPEAKER_04]: They are evil
[02:19:16] [SPEAKER_04]: The original titles
[02:19:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Meet the Harkinins
[02:19:19] [SPEAKER_04]: You can tell they're evil
[02:19:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Because Kenneth Hickmillen
[02:19:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Has boils all over his face
[02:19:24] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like
[02:19:24] [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't think you really
[02:19:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Get much more
[02:19:28] [SPEAKER_04]: No
[02:19:29] [SPEAKER_04]: I like the look
[02:19:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the
[02:19:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Love it
[02:19:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Crazy you know
[02:19:34] [SPEAKER_04]: The open mouthed
[02:19:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Sort of building that they're in
[02:19:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh the baby face
[02:19:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:19:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That's cool
[02:19:40] [SPEAKER_07]: But so funny
[02:19:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:19:41] [SPEAKER_07]: When you compare to the
[02:19:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Villeneuve movie
[02:19:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's like
[02:19:43] [SPEAKER_07]: These people exist in
[02:19:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Black and white
[02:19:45] [SPEAKER_07]: They are joyless
[02:19:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:19:46] [SPEAKER_07]: I love
[02:19:47] [SPEAKER_07]: The Villeneuve take on it
[02:19:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:19:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh yeah
[02:19:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Because they're the most
[02:19:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Colorful people in the world
[02:19:52] [SPEAKER_07]: They're all fat kings
[02:19:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[02:19:55] [SPEAKER_04]: The gentleman to evil
[02:19:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Is basically what they're like
[02:19:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Every scene with the Harkinins
[02:20:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Is like the scene in the first
[02:20:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Austin Powers
[02:20:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Where all the bad guys laugh
[02:20:04] [SPEAKER_07]: For too long and it doesn't cut
[02:20:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:20:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Essentially yes
[02:20:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:20:10] [SPEAKER_04]: What else is going on in
[02:20:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Do not keen that's basically it
[02:20:13] [SPEAKER_04]: There's not too much
[02:20:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Devoted to the politics
[02:20:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the planet
[02:20:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:20:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Like who the Fremen are
[02:20:20] [SPEAKER_04]: What they're doing there
[02:20:22] [SPEAKER_04]: How long they've been there
[02:20:23] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just kind of like
[02:20:24] [SPEAKER_04]: They say there's Fremen
[02:20:25] [SPEAKER_05]: There's no space for it
[02:20:26] [SPEAKER_05]: There's no
[02:20:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Burke said that he was
[02:20:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Going to scrape out all of the
[02:20:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Weird stuff
[02:20:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh
[02:20:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And focus on just the boys
[02:20:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Adventure
[02:20:33] [SPEAKER_05]: But really that's what
[02:20:35] [SPEAKER_05]: David Lynch did
[02:20:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Crowned it with like
[02:20:37] [SPEAKER_05]: With weird stuff
[02:20:39] [SPEAKER_05]: And let's
[02:20:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I want to be clear here
[02:20:41] [SPEAKER_05]: But then Lynch is like
[02:20:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's have ten minutes to
[02:20:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Meet a Guild Navigator
[02:20:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is not even in the book
[02:20:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what I mean
[02:20:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Like there's things that
[02:20:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Lynch obviously is just
[02:20:47] [SPEAKER_04]: So animated by
[02:20:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And he should be
[02:20:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks cool
[02:20:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah absolutely
[02:20:51] [SPEAKER_07]: But in the way he talks
[02:20:52] [SPEAKER_07]: About his creative process
[02:20:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's like
[02:20:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I had a dream where an image
[02:20:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Came to me and I spent hours
[02:20:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Trying to unpack it
[02:20:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's clear that
[02:20:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Certain things he just
[02:21:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Latched on to
[02:21:01] [SPEAKER_07]: But this movie's too busy
[02:21:03] [SPEAKER_07]: To allow the space for that
[02:21:05] [SPEAKER_07]: And also everything
[02:21:06] [SPEAKER_07]: It wants to accomplish
[02:21:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Narrative
[02:21:07] [SPEAKER_05]: And what Lynch approaches
[02:21:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And gets as deep as he
[02:21:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably can into it
[02:21:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Is what you identified
[02:21:12] [SPEAKER_05]: David which is
[02:21:13] [SPEAKER_05]: This idea that the sleeper
[02:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Must awaken that
[02:21:15] [SPEAKER_05]: There's an inner journey
[02:21:16] [SPEAKER_04]: That Paul goes through
[02:21:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:21:18] [SPEAKER_04]: That we all must go through
[02:21:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Probably
[02:21:19] [SPEAKER_04]: That he's identifying
[02:21:21] [SPEAKER_04]: With Paul's journey
[02:21:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Awakening
[02:21:23] [SPEAKER_04]: From boyhood to manhood
[02:21:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And there is an element
[02:21:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Of that in the book
[02:21:26] [SPEAKER_05]: The problem is the book
[02:21:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Just has too many
[02:21:28] [SPEAKER_05]: It's about too many things
[02:21:29] [SPEAKER_05]: The book is about a lot of things
[02:21:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And one of the things
[02:21:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That the book is about
[02:21:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Is a bad land deal
[02:21:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Like
[02:21:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[02:21:36] [SPEAKER_05]: You know I think
[02:21:37] [SPEAKER_05]: That it's interesting
[02:21:38] [SPEAKER_05]: That there's this history
[02:21:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Of this movie being unfilmable
[02:21:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Quote unquote
[02:21:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And these big personalities
[02:21:45] [SPEAKER_05]: All kind of thought
[02:21:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Am I going to be the one to do it
[02:21:48] [SPEAKER_05]: The book is also about
[02:21:49] [SPEAKER_05]: A guy who's like tempted
[02:21:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Duclido is like
[02:21:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I've been given this plan
[02:21:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I know this is a trap
[02:21:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I know I'm being set up to fail
[02:21:58] [SPEAKER_05]: What if I can figure it out
[02:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to want
[02:22:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's going to crack the dune code
[02:22:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I can solve the war in the Middle East
[02:22:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's really
[02:22:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:22:05] [SPEAKER_04]: But that's also
[02:22:06] [SPEAKER_04]: The Ben Adjesserit
[02:22:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Not to get too nerdy about dune
[02:22:08] [SPEAKER_04]: But I can't wait a minute or two
[02:22:10] [SPEAKER_04]: You know the Ben Adjesserit
[02:22:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Have a plan
[02:22:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Right there
[02:22:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Like we have been working
[02:22:13] [SPEAKER_04]: I've loved
[02:22:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Multiple generations
[02:22:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Love to hear the plan
[02:22:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Go ahead
[02:22:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Right you know we have been
[02:22:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Seeding throughout history
[02:22:20] [SPEAKER_04]: You know images of prophecy
[02:22:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And stuff throughout the world
[02:22:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Throughout the universe
[02:22:24] [SPEAKER_04]: But also we've been like
[02:22:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Breeding our perfect savior
[02:22:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Right he's coming
[02:22:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:22:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And what's he going to do
[02:22:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly
[02:22:31] [SPEAKER_04]: They think they
[02:22:32] [SPEAKER_04]: They think they can control him
[02:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously and then of course
[02:22:34] [SPEAKER_04]: What's he going to do
[02:22:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly
[02:22:36] [SPEAKER_04]: What's this piece out
[02:22:37] [SPEAKER_04]: How do we get there
[02:22:38] [SPEAKER_05]: What's he going to do for me
[02:22:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Lately
[02:22:39] [SPEAKER_05]: What's he going to do
[02:22:40] [SPEAKER_05]: You tell me
[02:22:41] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know the answer
[02:22:43] [SPEAKER_02]: He's going to go where they can't go
[02:22:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay what does that mean
[02:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Well if you
[02:22:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Well it's a place
[02:22:48] [SPEAKER_02]: That they can't go
[02:22:49] [SPEAKER_02]: He can be a traveler
[02:22:49] [SPEAKER_03]: He can be in many places at once
[02:22:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly
[02:22:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Well he's the bridging of the way
[02:22:54] [SPEAKER_04]: The quizzes had a right
[02:22:55] [SPEAKER_04]: He can access the memories of everybody
[02:22:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's what's going to do
[02:22:59] [SPEAKER_05]: What's going to do what
[02:22:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Well that is
[02:23:00] [SPEAKER_04]: How's that going to help
[02:23:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously the Ben Adjesserit
[02:23:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Now I'm like defending the Ben Adjesserit
[02:23:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Excuse me
[02:23:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I know I have lots of good ideas
[02:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Right there
[02:23:07] [SPEAKER_05]: But this is something that I
[02:23:08] [SPEAKER_05]: This is where
[02:23:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm hoping that
[02:23:10] [SPEAKER_05]: You've gone to places that I can't go
[02:23:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I've thought about this
[02:23:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And I can't quite get there
[02:23:13] [SPEAKER_05]: They pee while you're arguing
[02:23:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That was mostly our toilets working again
[02:23:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah maybe you can get it flushed
[02:23:18] [SPEAKER_05]: They don't waste your water
[02:23:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't waste your water
[02:23:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't waste it
[02:23:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Griffin just do it in your pants
[02:23:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Just do it in your pants
[02:23:25] [SPEAKER_04]: It'll be processed in your thigh pads
[02:23:28] [SPEAKER_04]: They think they can create
[02:23:30] [SPEAKER_04]: A messiah that they control
[02:23:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Right it's the ultimate
[02:23:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Sort of folly of religion
[02:23:35] [SPEAKER_04]: They're basically a religious order
[02:23:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Of like
[02:23:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes we can guide the world
[02:23:40] [SPEAKER_04]: To follow this messianic figure
[02:23:42] [SPEAKER_04]: But we can also guide the world
[02:23:43] [SPEAKER_04]: In a way that the messianic figure
[02:23:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Is just another Ben Adjesserit
[02:23:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Right yes it'll be a man
[02:23:50] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what will make him the Quizzits Hatterach
[02:23:51] [SPEAKER_04]: That it'll be the first man to have our power
[02:23:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:23:54] [SPEAKER_04]: But he'll be under our spell
[02:23:56] [SPEAKER_04]: And then just
[02:23:57] [SPEAKER_04]: The fucks everything up
[02:23:58] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're in charge of the universe
[02:23:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And they can benevolently guide the universe
[02:24:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Is there hope
[02:24:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay I got you
[02:24:03] [SPEAKER_04]: You know what they think is benevolent
[02:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Is up for debate
[02:24:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Right but like that's their hope
[02:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure
[02:24:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And you know Jessica fucks everything up
[02:24:09] [SPEAKER_04]: By making a boy instead of a girl
[02:24:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Because she wants to
[02:24:12] [SPEAKER_04]: And as a Ben Adjesserit
[02:24:13] [SPEAKER_05]: She can control her whole body
[02:24:14] [SPEAKER_05]: On a cellular level
[02:24:15] [SPEAKER_04]: That is correct
[02:24:16] [SPEAKER_04]: And she loves Duke Lido
[02:24:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And he wanted a son
[02:24:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Right she's been told to make a daughter
[02:24:20] [SPEAKER_04]: And that that daughter will be
[02:24:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Bread with Frade Rafa
[02:24:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And the product will supposedly
[02:24:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Be the Quizzits Hatterach
[02:24:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Instead she makes a boy
[02:24:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Because yes she loves somebody
[02:24:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Now let me ask the listener
[02:24:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you enjoy this kind of exposition?
[02:24:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes you do
[02:24:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It's fun right
[02:24:35] [SPEAKER_04]: And of course in creating Paul
[02:24:37] [SPEAKER_04]: They create the imperfect Messiah
[02:24:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Which I love
[02:24:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Paul is someone who has all the power
[02:24:42] [SPEAKER_04]: That they dreamed of creating
[02:24:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:24:45] [SPEAKER_04]: Perfect flush
[02:24:46] [SPEAKER_04]: But he's not
[02:24:47] [SPEAKER_04]: But when he's given it
[02:24:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And when he then leads a holy army
[02:24:51] [SPEAKER_04]: You know to run roughshot over the entire universe
[02:24:54] [SPEAKER_04]: He feels bad about it
[02:24:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Because he's a human being
[02:24:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:24:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And he cannot reconcile the nightmare
[02:25:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Of what he's doing with the sort of like
[02:25:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Ah but it is for the greater good
[02:25:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:25:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Even though he has the brain power
[02:25:07] [SPEAKER_04]: To be like
[02:25:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I've done all the math
[02:25:09] [SPEAKER_04]: And I do think this is for the greater good
[02:25:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Like this is the worst
[02:25:14] [SPEAKER_04]: The best worst option right
[02:25:15] [SPEAKER_04]: Every other option more people die
[02:25:17] [SPEAKER_05]: He's Doctor Strange did
[02:25:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:25:19] [SPEAKER_05]: He's seen a million outcomes
[02:25:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And he picked the least worst one
[02:25:22] [SPEAKER_04]: And not to spoil the future dunes
[02:25:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Attention attention
[02:25:27] [SPEAKER_00]: This is a spoiler alert
[02:25:28] [SPEAKER_00]: For the 48 year old novel children of Dune
[02:25:32] [SPEAKER_04]: But of course the eventual thing
[02:25:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that his son let her the second
[02:25:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Paul gives up
[02:25:37] [SPEAKER_04]: He's like
[02:25:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Fuck this I don't want to do it anymore
[02:25:38] [SPEAKER_04]: And his son is like
[02:25:39] [SPEAKER_04]: I'll do it
[02:25:40] [SPEAKER_04]: The only way I can do it
[02:25:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Is by turning into a
[02:25:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Into a sand worm
[02:25:43] [SPEAKER_04]: And I will live for millennia
[02:25:46] [SPEAKER_04]: And be kind of evil
[02:25:47] [SPEAKER_04]: And I will basically take this burden
[02:25:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Onto myself in an inhuman way
[02:25:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And it will destroy me
[02:25:52] [SPEAKER_04]: It will
[02:25:53] [SPEAKER_05]: He'll be the hero that the Dune
[02:25:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Averse needs
[02:25:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The fourth book
[02:25:56] [SPEAKER_04]: God Emperor of Dune
[02:25:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Is just lead of the second
[02:25:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Is a sand worm
[02:26:00] [SPEAKER_04]: David
[02:26:00] [SPEAKER_04]: David guess
[02:26:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Go on
[02:26:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I think we maybe shouldn't
[02:26:03] [SPEAKER_02]: No because I think this is too many
[02:26:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Spoilers
[02:26:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Spoilers for what?
[02:26:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You're telling people to read the fucking
[02:26:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Books and now you're just telling everybody
[02:26:11] [SPEAKER_02]: What happened to the fucking books
[02:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Pick a lane
[02:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay well put a spoiler warning on it
[02:26:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Put a spoiler warning on it
[02:26:17] [SPEAKER_04]: I am
[02:26:18] [SPEAKER_04]: He becomes a worm
[02:26:20] [SPEAKER_03]: And the book is just him arguing with
[02:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Duncan I know where Duncan I know
[02:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like you're a jerk
[02:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like yeah I am a jerk
[02:26:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Duncan I know it's like well that sucks
[02:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like yeah that's fucking life
[02:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Tough cookies it's the whole book it rocks
[02:26:30] [SPEAKER_03]: He says tough cookies
[02:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Tough cookies every chapter
[02:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Every chapter adds to them saying like
[02:26:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And what else do I say
[02:26:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Tough cookies
[02:26:37] [SPEAKER_05]: He's got a catchphrase
[02:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It's tough cookies
[02:26:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And those spoilers
[02:26:40] [SPEAKER_05]: The full phrase is tough cookies
[02:26:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Numb nuts
[02:26:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly
[02:26:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Can I read what JJ texted us
[02:26:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure she wants to
[02:26:48] [SPEAKER_07]: While we were recording
[02:26:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Texted David and I
[02:26:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Hope the Dune dossier still made
[02:26:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Sense once you reach the deeper
[02:26:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Pages LOL
[02:26:55] [SPEAKER_07]: In a way writing that dossier
[02:26:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Was a lot like making Dune
[02:26:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Parenthetical 1984
[02:27:00] [SPEAKER_07]: High hopes early on
[02:27:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Good work to kick things off
[02:27:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Eventually overwhelmed by the
[02:27:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Enormity of the book that was
[02:27:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Being adapted
[02:27:07] [SPEAKER_07]: If either of you ever writes an oral
[02:27:09] [SPEAKER_07]: History please please please please
[02:27:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Please edit out some of the
[02:27:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Repeat statements LOL
[02:27:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Well JJ you're fired
[02:27:15] [SPEAKER_02]: What is this in my hand it's a pink
[02:27:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Slip
[02:27:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It says the pinkest slip
[02:27:19] [SPEAKER_09]: The sleeper must be fired
[02:27:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Is there anything else
[02:27:26] [SPEAKER_04]: We talked about the big blocky
[02:27:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Shields
[02:27:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I want to look at the later pages
[02:27:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Of the dossier and see the messy
[02:27:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Shit
[02:27:32] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean here's the thing
[02:27:33] [SPEAKER_04]: I think he's talking about how
[02:27:34] [SPEAKER_04]: This moment that I tried to read
[02:27:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Out where he's like this book is
[02:27:37] [SPEAKER_04]: So long let me try to summarize
[02:27:38] [SPEAKER_04]: What it was about
[02:27:39] [SPEAKER_04]: The making of Dune book
[02:27:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Having heard now a couple
[02:27:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Of times Dune style
[02:27:45] [SPEAKER_05]: A couple of different plots
[02:27:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And obsies for the books to
[02:27:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Come
[02:27:49] [SPEAKER_05]: I've never read
[02:27:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I still have no interest
[02:27:53] [SPEAKER_05]: In reading them
[02:27:53] [SPEAKER_05]: They're so good
[02:27:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean if you're meant to
[02:27:56] [SPEAKER_05]: They're fun
[02:27:56] [SPEAKER_05]: But I mean it's like
[02:27:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I think that they reach a point
[02:28:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Of dementia where I feel
[02:28:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm not going to be along for the ride
[02:28:04] [SPEAKER_04]: They definitely abandon
[02:28:06] [SPEAKER_04]: The more traditional Peter
[02:28:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Bergen boys adventure stuff
[02:28:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:28:11] [SPEAKER_04]: For more like no let's just go deeper
[02:28:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Into the philosophical implications
[02:28:14] [SPEAKER_04]: And the world and all that stuff
[02:28:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's and I honestly
[02:28:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I think that the idea
[02:28:19] [SPEAKER_05]: That Paul is in perfect messiah
[02:28:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's actually made a choice
[02:28:22] [SPEAKER_05]: To kill billions of people
[02:28:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Across the universe
[02:28:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Because that's the least worst outcome
[02:28:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Is an interesting end to the
[02:28:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Novel Dune and to the Villeneuve Dune
[02:28:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I think it is no
[02:28:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I think it's fair play
[02:28:34] [SPEAKER_05]: That it is not the end of the David Lynch Dune
[02:28:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I don't think there's any
[02:28:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Problem with that at all
[02:28:37] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not in this movie
[02:28:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It would be weird if at the end
[02:28:40] [SPEAKER_04]: He was like now I'm in messiah
[02:28:42] [SPEAKER_04]: You're like I didn't see that coming
[02:28:43] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's also fascinating that
[02:28:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Villeneuve finally did crack
[02:28:47] [SPEAKER_07]: The code on how to make
[02:28:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Dune into a populist blockbuster
[02:28:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Sure
[02:28:52] [SPEAKER_07]: While making it very much a movie
[02:28:54] [SPEAKER_07]: For grownups
[02:28:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it is like sci-fi, caviar
[02:28:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That is a movie he would make
[02:28:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:28:58] [SPEAKER_04]: Like it's not like a movie where you're like
[02:29:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Ah Denny's really selling himself out here
[02:29:02] [SPEAKER_04]: You're like no this is his aesthetic
[02:29:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And he was just like we have to
[02:29:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Accept what Dune is
[02:29:05] [SPEAKER_07]: And do the duniest version of Dune
[02:29:07] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a duny duny duny
[02:29:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And there are certain things I will do
[02:29:09] [SPEAKER_07]: To make this more like
[02:29:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Penetrable for an audience
[02:29:13] [SPEAKER_07]: But also like this is a movie
[02:29:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That does not care about kids at all
[02:29:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And that is like dark
[02:29:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And that is heady in everything
[02:29:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:29:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I have to say
[02:29:22] [SPEAKER_04]: There's no coloring books coming
[02:29:24] [SPEAKER_07]: There is no coloring books
[02:29:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I mean
[02:29:26] [SPEAKER_07]: What is interesting
[02:29:26] [SPEAKER_07]: You did text us earlier today
[02:29:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Hodgeman
[02:29:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Pictures of the coloring book
[02:29:32] [SPEAKER_07]: You said I don't know what happened
[02:29:33] [SPEAKER_07]: To my coloring book
[02:29:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Some listener to chat
[02:29:35] [SPEAKER_05]: A very kind listener to judge John Hodgeman
[02:29:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Available every Wednesday
[02:29:39] [SPEAKER_05]: At maximumfund.org
[02:29:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And starting in a couple of days
[02:29:43] [SPEAKER_05]: In Ann Arbor on tour this fall
[02:29:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Ooh, cool
[02:29:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Go find out
[02:29:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Go search judge John Hodgeman tour
[02:29:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And whatever search engine you like
[02:29:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And find out and get tickets
[02:29:51] [SPEAKER_05]: If you please
[02:29:52] [SPEAKER_05]: It would be great to see you there
[02:29:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It's better when you're there
[02:29:55] [SPEAKER_05]: But, and especially if you're the one
[02:29:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Who sent me the coloring book
[02:29:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And the activity book for Dune
[02:29:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Which I took pictures of
[02:29:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And sent you some pictures
[02:30:01] [SPEAKER_05]: But I sent the pictures a long time ago
[02:30:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I don't know what happened to them
[02:30:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like I may have sent them
[02:30:05] [SPEAKER_07]: You say you're trading cards as well
[02:30:06] [SPEAKER_07]: And you ate the gum
[02:30:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I got trading cards as well
[02:30:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And the gum
[02:30:10] [SPEAKER_05]: What did the gum do?
[02:30:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Made you see the future
[02:30:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was unconscious for three weeks
[02:30:15] [SPEAKER_05]: As I journeyed to a place
[02:30:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd never been before
[02:30:17] [SPEAKER_05]: When I woke up
[02:30:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I could be many places at once
[02:30:19] [SPEAKER_05]: John, look at what I've had
[02:30:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Underneath my laptop
[02:30:23] [SPEAKER_07]: This entire time
[02:30:24] [SPEAKER_07]: For hours
[02:30:25] [SPEAKER_07]: What?
[02:30:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Since you've been here
[02:30:27] [SPEAKER_07]: I've been keeping this under
[02:30:28] [SPEAKER_07]: My fucking laptop
[02:30:29] [SPEAKER_05]: The Dune coloring and activity
[02:30:30] [SPEAKER_07]: For the on-mic reveal
[02:30:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you very much
[02:30:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Now I didn't send it to you, did I?
[02:30:38] [SPEAKER_05]: This isn't my copy
[02:30:39] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no, I purchased this
[02:30:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you picked this up
[02:30:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Wow, exactly
[02:30:41] [SPEAKER_07]: We have an episode coming later
[02:30:42] [SPEAKER_07]: In the series with David Lowry
[02:30:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Who talked about Dune
[02:30:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Being a very big film for him
[02:30:47] [SPEAKER_07]: And him having the coloring book
[02:30:48] [SPEAKER_07]: And the picture book
[02:30:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wow
[02:30:50] [SPEAKER_07]: When he was a child
[02:30:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And it made me want to track this down
[02:30:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Which I was able to find
[02:30:54] [SPEAKER_07]: For a good price and good condition
[02:30:55] [SPEAKER_07]: But it is, I would argue
[02:30:57] [SPEAKER_07]: The weirdest piece of Dune merch
[02:30:59] [SPEAKER_07]: If we can do a little merch spotlight here
[02:31:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, merch spotlight
[02:31:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Because like coloring books like this
[02:31:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Try to also like simplify the narrative
[02:31:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, sure
[02:31:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean
[02:31:07] [SPEAKER_07]: They're giving you pages to color
[02:31:08] [SPEAKER_07]: That have like the one sentence description
[02:31:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Of what that page is trying to depict
[02:31:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And obviously this is a very easy story
[02:31:14] [SPEAKER_05]: To boil down into about 30 pages
[02:31:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And what do kids like to do
[02:31:17] [SPEAKER_05]: When they're coloring
[02:31:19] [SPEAKER_05]: More than color in their favorite characters
[02:31:21] [SPEAKER_05]: And their horrible postules and boils
[02:31:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes
[02:31:24] [SPEAKER_04]: You gotta make sure you get the right purple
[02:31:26] [SPEAKER_04]: For all those boils
[02:31:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:31:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, wowie, Zowie
[02:31:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Relive all the excitement and adventure
[02:31:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Remember when people didn't have phones
[02:31:33] [SPEAKER_04]: And you had to relive shit in a coloring book
[02:31:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:31:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Kind of rocks
[02:31:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Or like we are
[02:31:38] [SPEAKER_07]: The fucking special feature we were watching
[02:31:40] [SPEAKER_07]: They would sell different Dune read-along books
[02:31:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it either came with a 45 vinyl or cassette tape
[02:31:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay
[02:31:46] [SPEAKER_07]: And you had a picture book and you'd play along
[02:31:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:31:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Someone narrated
[02:31:50] [SPEAKER_07]: That's so stupid
[02:31:52] [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah
[02:31:52] [SPEAKER_05]: See if you can work as fast as Thufur
[02:31:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The human computer
[02:31:56] [SPEAKER_05]: This is what I like
[02:31:57] [SPEAKER_05]: How many words can you make
[02:31:58] [SPEAKER_05]: From the letters in the boxes below
[02:32:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to gamify the movie
[02:32:02] [SPEAKER_07]: We just watched
[02:32:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Into fun little puzzles for children
[02:32:07] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, I understand obviously
[02:32:09] [SPEAKER_04]: The thinking of this is merch
[02:32:11] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, the height of merch
[02:32:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:32:13] [SPEAKER_04]: You know, Star Wars, He-Man
[02:32:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:32:15] [SPEAKER_04]: We must have merch
[02:32:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And Star Wars was the first film franchise
[02:32:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, to do
[02:32:20] [SPEAKER_07]: That really, like, because it had always been a TV thing
[02:32:23] [SPEAKER_07]: That got merged out that hard
[02:32:25] [SPEAKER_07]: By and large, up until that point
[02:32:27] [SPEAKER_07]: But yes, no, it is funny how
[02:32:30] [SPEAKER_07]: How confidently they went into this
[02:32:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, someone had to do it, you know what I mean?
[02:32:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I love this page
[02:32:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I might debate that someone had
[02:32:37] [SPEAKER_05]: No, someone had to do it
[02:32:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone had to do it
[02:32:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone got hired
[02:32:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:32:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone got hired too
[02:32:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I love it
[02:32:44] [SPEAKER_05]: It's, alright
[02:32:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Do the Coloring and Activity Block
[02:32:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Book by Arlene Block
[02:32:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Illustrated by Michael McAstra
[02:32:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's Arlene Block?
[02:32:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know, looking at the name sounds kind of familiar
[02:32:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I really feel for Arlene when she wrote this
[02:32:57] [SPEAKER_05]: The title of this page that just says
[02:32:59] [SPEAKER_05]: What's with G.D. Prime?
[02:33:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I searched for her
[02:33:01] [SPEAKER_05]: And I found her a bit too weird
[02:33:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh no, R.I.P.
[02:33:04] [SPEAKER_05]: She died about a year ago
[02:33:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It seems like she wrote a lot of
[02:33:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Like tie-in stuff
[02:33:08] [SPEAKER_07]: But also just kind of generic
[02:33:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Children's Activity Books
[02:33:11] [SPEAKER_07]: And coloring books and such
[02:33:13] [SPEAKER_04]: That's cool
[02:33:14] [SPEAKER_07]: I wrote a book called Will Ants Come
[02:33:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't
[02:33:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't look like R.I.P.
[02:33:17] [SPEAKER_07]: This job
[02:33:18] [SPEAKER_07]: And I feel bad for her
[02:33:20] [SPEAKER_07]: But she had to do it
[02:33:22] [SPEAKER_07]: I just want to call out the
[02:33:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Making of Dune book that you brought in
[02:33:25] [SPEAKER_07]: By Ed Naha
[02:33:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh-huh
[02:33:27] [SPEAKER_07]: A novelizer of Ghostbusters 2
[02:33:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[02:33:31] [SPEAKER_07]: The dedication at the top of the book
[02:33:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Is for the ticket buyers
[02:33:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Wow
[02:33:38] [SPEAKER_04]: The ticket buyers must awaken
[02:33:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:33:40] [SPEAKER_07]: It just feels like a very funny thing
[02:33:42] [SPEAKER_07]: To put in a book
[02:33:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Tied into a movie that ticket buyers
[02:33:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Didn't like
[02:33:47] [SPEAKER_07]: There were a few though
[02:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: A few ticket buyers
[02:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There were a handful out there
[02:33:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Ben
[02:33:52] [SPEAKER_02]: What?
[02:33:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Any thoughts?
[02:33:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, the new Dune
[02:33:56] [SPEAKER_02]: They got a monopoly
[02:33:58] [SPEAKER_02]: They do
[02:33:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Of course they do
[02:33:59] [SPEAKER_04]: A du-na-p-li
[02:34:00] [SPEAKER_04]: That's just one of those things
[02:34:01] [SPEAKER_04]: That takes five minutes
[02:34:03] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why there's always a new
[02:34:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it's just like
[02:34:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh
[02:34:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay so
[02:34:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Can you give me twenty properties?
[02:34:08] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:34:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, okay great
[02:34:10] [SPEAKER_04]: No further work is required
[02:34:11] [SPEAKER_07]: We release a new monopoly
[02:34:12] [SPEAKER_07]: For every episode
[02:34:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That's how easy it is
[02:34:16] [SPEAKER_07]: To map anything onto a monopoly game
[02:34:17] [SPEAKER_05]: And in the 90s
[02:34:19] [SPEAKER_05]: There were some computer games
[02:34:21] [SPEAKER_05]: That were cruelly influential
[02:34:24] [SPEAKER_04]: Those are influential strategy games
[02:34:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Very influential
[02:34:29] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're cool and Dune
[02:34:30] [SPEAKER_04]: It just speaks ill of Dune
[02:34:33] [SPEAKER_04]: It speaks ill of Dune as a blockbuster
[02:34:35] [SPEAKER_04]: But you're like
[02:34:36] [SPEAKER_04]: What's it good for?
[02:34:37] [SPEAKER_04]: A resource management sim
[02:34:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:34:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Where you're like mining spikes
[02:34:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Exactly
[02:34:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:34:40] [SPEAKER_04]: That's yes
[02:34:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It was so ideal for that 90s genre
[02:34:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Of top-down strategy game
[02:34:47] [SPEAKER_04]: What has it been?
[02:34:48] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking at the board
[02:34:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It's also a famous board game
[02:34:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
[02:34:50] [SPEAKER_02]: There's just free parking on the board
[02:34:53] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my favorite thing
[02:34:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure
[02:34:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Some of the monopoly stuff
[02:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Is like required
[02:34:55] [SPEAKER_02]: For a quarter parking please
[02:34:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Not even
[02:34:58] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just a little fucking cartoon car
[02:35:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Sometimes they come up
[02:35:01] [SPEAKER_07]: With like a clever analog
[02:35:03] [SPEAKER_07]: And other times they're just
[02:35:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it's just go to jail
[02:35:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just like go to jail
[02:35:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's an old timey officer
[02:35:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Pointing and it says go to jail
[02:35:10] [SPEAKER_02]: They didn't even try
[02:35:11] [SPEAKER_05]: In ghost jail it should be
[02:35:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Through the howl at milking a cat
[02:35:14] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so weird that in monopoly
[02:35:15] [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm sure a thousand stand-ups
[02:35:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Have done this joke
[02:35:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Like there's one crime you can commit
[02:35:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Which is landing in that square
[02:35:20] [SPEAKER_04]: It's like you're going to jail
[02:35:22] [SPEAKER_04]: For what?
[02:35:22] [SPEAKER_04]: The crime of landing here
[02:35:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Go to jail
[02:35:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's actually
[02:35:25] [SPEAKER_07]: It's kind of an anti-perge
[02:35:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:35:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything is legal
[02:35:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Everything is legal
[02:35:31] [SPEAKER_07]: As you're standing in one spot
[02:35:32] [SPEAKER_07]: And then existing is illegal
[02:35:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Where the cop is like
[02:35:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Jail
[02:35:35] [SPEAKER_04]: I saw you
[02:35:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:35:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I saw you
[02:35:37] [SPEAKER_07]: If you take one wrong step
[02:35:39] [SPEAKER_07]: It doesn't matter what you're doing
[02:35:40] [SPEAKER_07]: You're going straight to jail
[02:35:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[02:35:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's play the box office game
[02:35:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Unless there's anything else
[02:35:45] [SPEAKER_04]: We will
[02:35:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me just
[02:35:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, John
[02:35:48] [SPEAKER_05]: What's family acting to?
[02:35:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, here's something in the hallway
[02:35:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Vacuum
[02:35:53] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a David Lynch
[02:35:54] [SPEAKER_04]: Every time Ben does something
[02:35:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Like is there an elaborate bit
[02:35:58] [SPEAKER_04]: About the play out
[02:35:59] [SPEAKER_04]: No, but this was just genuine
[02:36:00] [SPEAKER_04]: This was a fountain
[02:36:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone's cleaning the carpet
[02:36:02] [SPEAKER_05]: It's one of those third stage
[02:36:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Guild navigator vacuum cleaner guys
[02:36:05] [SPEAKER_05]: It's out there
[02:36:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Does David Lynch still have a sound credit
[02:36:08] [SPEAKER_07]: On this movie?
[02:36:09] [SPEAKER_07]: It is an interesting thing
[02:36:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I want to just call out
[02:36:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Going up
[02:36:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Particularly in Eraserhead
[02:36:13] [SPEAKER_07]: It's getting really linchy
[02:36:15] [SPEAKER_07]: In the hallway
[02:36:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I love it
[02:36:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Eraserhead and Elephant Man
[02:36:17] [SPEAKER_07]: It is sound designed by David Lynch
[02:36:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Which makes sense
[02:36:20] [SPEAKER_07]: But there are, you know
[02:36:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Directors who are also their own
[02:36:23] [SPEAKER_07]: DPs or their own editors
[02:36:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Whether that's their own name
[02:36:26] [SPEAKER_04]: He is credited as a sound designer
[02:36:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Griffin on Eraserhead
[02:36:29] [SPEAKER_04]: The Elephant Man
[02:36:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Not Doom
[02:36:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Not Blue Velvet
[02:36:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Not Wild at Heart
[02:36:33] [SPEAKER_04]: But Twin Peaks Firewalk with me
[02:36:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Lost Highway
[02:36:37] [SPEAKER_04]: The Straight Story
[02:36:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Mulholland Drive
[02:36:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Inland Empire
[02:36:40] [SPEAKER_07]: And Twin Peaks The Return
[02:36:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Think of another director
[02:36:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Who also takes that credit
[02:36:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Other than maybe on their first film
[02:36:48] [SPEAKER_07]: When they have a crew of four people
[02:36:50] [SPEAKER_07]: And they have to multitask
[02:36:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Where you're like
[02:36:52] [SPEAKER_07]: This is note
[02:36:53] [SPEAKER_07]: This is important
[02:36:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I need to do this
[02:36:54] [SPEAKER_06]: How do you say it though?
[02:36:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Let me make the noises
[02:37:00] [SPEAKER_06]: I want to do the cling clanging myself
[02:37:04] [SPEAKER_04]: John, is there anything else?
[02:37:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, I mean
[02:37:06] [SPEAKER_05]: So there were two more chapters
[02:37:08] [SPEAKER_05]: To my attic
[02:37:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'll just be very quick about them
[02:37:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And this is kind of these two places
[02:37:12] [SPEAKER_07]: I said that stupid braggie thing
[02:37:15] [SPEAKER_05]: About how I got this weird call
[02:37:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Saying you want to take a pass
[02:37:18] [SPEAKER_05]: At a script for Peter Berg
[02:37:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And I said no
[02:37:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And I kind of feel self-conscious
[02:37:21] [SPEAKER_05]: About that
[02:37:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I was never going to
[02:37:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Ever get anywhere near that
[02:37:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It was just where I was
[02:37:26] [SPEAKER_05]: In that time of my career
[02:37:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[02:37:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And a couple of years after that
[02:37:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I was in LA to do some work
[02:37:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably for Apple
[02:37:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And a director
[02:37:36] [SPEAKER_05]: A nerd director said
[02:37:39] [SPEAKER_05]: He said, you like Dune, right?
[02:37:40] [SPEAKER_05]: And I said, yeah
[02:37:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And he said, should I direct it?
[02:37:42] [SPEAKER_05]: It's been offered to me
[02:37:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure
[02:37:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And I can't say who the person is
[02:37:45] [SPEAKER_04]: You can tell us off Mike
[02:37:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'll tell you off Mike
[02:37:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Can you say it right now
[02:37:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And then we'll bleep it?
[02:37:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Ah
[02:37:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Interesting
[02:37:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know how fully
[02:37:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And so I'm going to tell you this story
[02:37:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And you bleep out the people
[02:37:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, of course
[02:37:58] [SPEAKER_05]: So, D***** says that to me
[02:38:00] [SPEAKER_05]: And I say, no
[02:38:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I would stay away from it
[02:38:02] [SPEAKER_05]: It's unfilmable
[02:38:03] [SPEAKER_05]: If I couldn't write a script
[02:38:04] [SPEAKER_05]: For Peter Berg
[02:38:04] [SPEAKER_05]: You shouldn't have fun
[02:38:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Making a movie
[02:38:06] [SPEAKER_05]: But then I thought about it
[02:38:07] [SPEAKER_05]: On the way back to the hotel
[02:38:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Where I was having dinner
[02:38:09] [SPEAKER_05]: That night with a new friend
[02:38:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Who's a very prominent
[02:38:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Very smart, very lovely
[02:38:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Nerd creator of things
[02:38:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Whose name I will not reveal
[02:38:18] [SPEAKER_05]: On Mike
[02:38:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I don't know
[02:38:20] [SPEAKER_05]: If he likes a story being told
[02:38:21] [SPEAKER_05]: But his name is
[02:38:23] [SPEAKER_05]: D*****
[02:38:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Love it
[02:38:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And we're
[02:38:25] [SPEAKER_05]: He's a wonderful guy
[02:38:26] [SPEAKER_05]: A wonderful creator
[02:38:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And he said something to me
[02:38:30] [SPEAKER_05]: In that evening
[02:38:32] [SPEAKER_05]: That has stayed with me ever since
[02:38:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is that I was like, hey
[02:38:36] [SPEAKER_05]: You know this other person
[02:38:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Your friend just was like
[02:38:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Musing about whether he should
[02:38:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Make a new dune
[02:38:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And I initially said, no
[02:38:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Don't do it, it's unfilmable
[02:38:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:38:46] [SPEAKER_05]: But I've been thinking about it
[02:38:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Other friend here with me at dinner
[02:38:49] [SPEAKER_05]: We should go ahead and
[02:38:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Like tell him to direct it
[02:38:53] [SPEAKER_05]: So that you and I can write it
[02:38:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And beyond that
[02:38:57] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll get like all of our other
[02:38:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Nerd friends
[02:38:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:38:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And we're gonna take over a whole
[02:39:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Floor of this hotel
[02:39:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And live for a year
[02:39:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to crack the dune code
[02:39:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Just like Lido tried to do
[02:39:07] [SPEAKER_05]: And we will fail
[02:39:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And we will be murdered
[02:39:10] [SPEAKER_05]: And we will eat a gas tooth
[02:39:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And die
[02:39:12] [SPEAKER_05]: But we'll have a great time
[02:39:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Doing it
[02:39:14] [SPEAKER_07]: The sport of the exercise
[02:39:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Was suddenly what became appealing
[02:39:17] [SPEAKER_07]: To you
[02:39:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Not the idea that you could
[02:39:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Succeed
[02:39:19] [SPEAKER_05]: But then nothing came of this
[02:39:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, no
[02:39:21] [SPEAKER_05]: So my friend who I was having dinner with
[02:39:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Said I will not do it
[02:39:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Saw the trouble
[02:39:27] [SPEAKER_04]: And I said, why?
[02:39:28] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just fun
[02:39:29] [SPEAKER_05]: He said, no
[02:39:30] [SPEAKER_05]: We create science fiction and fantasy
[02:39:33] [SPEAKER_05]: That's our world
[02:39:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Sort of including me graciously
[02:39:36] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's not my word
[02:39:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Obviously it's something
[02:39:38] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean
[02:39:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm a jason
[02:39:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I was a PC
[02:39:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And he said
[02:39:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And this was probably
[02:39:45] [SPEAKER_05]: 2011
[02:39:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:39:47] [SPEAKER_04]: This is around when Paramount
[02:39:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Is dropping the project
[02:39:49] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's kind of like
[02:39:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It's back in play
[02:39:51] [SPEAKER_05]: But I mean
[02:39:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Almost a decade and a half ago
[02:39:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And already this friend of mine was like
[02:39:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Anything that's being
[02:39:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Everything that is being made
[02:40:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Is a reimagining
[02:40:01] [SPEAKER_05]: A reboot
[02:40:02] [SPEAKER_05]: A relaunch
[02:40:03] [SPEAKER_05]: A sequel or whatever
[02:40:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's fine
[02:40:06] [SPEAKER_05]: But as people who are involved
[02:40:08] [SPEAKER_05]: In science fiction
[02:40:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Our job is to think of the new
[02:40:12] [SPEAKER_05]: We have to make new things
[02:40:13] [SPEAKER_05]: If you have the ability to create
[02:40:15] [SPEAKER_07]: You shouldn't be going back
[02:40:17] [SPEAKER_07]: To other people's stuff
[02:40:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Right, we should be creating
[02:40:19] [SPEAKER_05]: What and the implication was
[02:40:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Like what Frank Herbert did
[02:40:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is like
[02:40:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Do a lot of mushrooms
[02:40:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Get fascinated with the history
[02:40:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Of resistance in the
[02:40:29] [SPEAKER_05]: The Caucasus wars
[02:40:30] [SPEAKER_05]: In the mid 19th century
[02:40:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Become obsessed with the oil crisis
[02:40:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And also Oregon dunes
[02:40:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I would say also Oregon sand dunes
[02:40:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Mishmash that up into something
[02:40:40] [SPEAKER_05]: That will make young John Hodgman
[02:40:43] [SPEAKER_05]: 13 years old
[02:40:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Confused and uncomfortable
[02:40:46] [SPEAKER_05]: In a theater
[02:40:46] [SPEAKER_05]: That's our job
[02:40:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Delay him talking to women
[02:40:49] [SPEAKER_07]: For another couple years
[02:40:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Exactly so
[02:40:51] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like
[02:40:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, who do you think
[02:40:53] [SPEAKER_05]: My favorite character was
[02:40:54] [SPEAKER_05]: In that movie?
[02:40:55] [SPEAKER_05]: The sand worms?
[02:40:56] [SPEAKER_05]: No, third stage guild navigator
[02:40:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Weird only child floating
[02:40:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Around in a tank
[02:41:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Never has to touch a person
[02:41:01] [SPEAKER_05]: You will do as I say
[02:41:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That was my guy
[02:41:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That was my guy forever
[02:41:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That makes sense
[02:41:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And it checks out
[02:41:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was just so
[02:41:08] [SPEAKER_05]: He was so right
[02:41:10] [SPEAKER_05]: And I was so taken by that
[02:41:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And I thought about it
[02:41:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Very deeply
[02:41:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Now it turns out
[02:41:15] [SPEAKER_05]: This wonderful guy
[02:41:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Didn't end up doing some work
[02:41:18] [SPEAKER_05]: On the script for the new dune
[02:41:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Like he totally turned around
[02:41:22] [SPEAKER_05]: And did it
[02:41:23] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean a decade later
[02:41:24] [SPEAKER_05]: But not his project as much
[02:41:26] [SPEAKER_05]: No, right
[02:41:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It was just a gig
[02:41:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know the sentiment
[02:41:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Is still the same
[02:41:29] [SPEAKER_05]: But it was just this moment
[02:41:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Of feeling like
[02:41:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh right, this is the lesson
[02:41:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Right?
[02:41:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:41:35] [SPEAKER_05]: The lesson of dune
[02:41:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Is the sleeper must awaken
[02:41:37] [SPEAKER_05]: We have to
[02:41:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean it's the
[02:41:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Jurgen-Prockenau monologue
[02:41:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Is like if we don't do
[02:41:43] [SPEAKER_05]: New things
[02:41:45] [SPEAKER_05]: We fall asleep
[02:41:47] [SPEAKER_05]: And we
[02:41:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I know, I'm sorry David
[02:41:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And so
[02:41:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I started with something new
[02:41:52] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a big life lesson
[02:41:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And then fast forward to 2021
[02:41:57] [SPEAKER_05]: A network program
[02:41:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:41:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know how much it contributed
[02:41:59] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what he contributed
[02:42:00] [SPEAKER_05]: To this movie
[02:42:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Or how much it showed up on screen
[02:42:02] [SPEAKER_05]: But I went to go see it
[02:42:03] [SPEAKER_05]: At the AI max
[02:42:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And of course
[02:42:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I saw it with Tim McGonagall
[02:42:06] [SPEAKER_05]: The guy I saw it with
[02:42:07] [SPEAKER_05]: When we were 13 years old
[02:42:08] [SPEAKER_05]: That's nice
[02:42:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was a profound vindication
[02:42:11] [SPEAKER_05]: We got to finally see everything that
[02:42:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:42:14] [SPEAKER_05]: You know
[02:42:14] [SPEAKER_05]: But at the same time
[02:42:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I'm haunted by
[02:42:18] [SPEAKER_05]: How sad David Lynch is about this
[02:42:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:42:20] [SPEAKER_04]: No, I don't like that he's sad about it
[02:42:23] [SPEAKER_04]: I did see there's one interview where he expressed
[02:42:25] [SPEAKER_04]: The mildest interest
[02:42:27] [SPEAKER_04]: In like maybe looking at all the footage again
[02:42:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:42:30] [SPEAKER_04]: You know in this notion of like
[02:42:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Hey would you ever want to try and like
[02:42:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Reassemble your cut
[02:42:34] [SPEAKER_04]: The whole thing with the TV cut was that
[02:42:36] [SPEAKER_04]: That's not a real thing
[02:42:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:42:37] [SPEAKER_07]: No, yours of him disowning it
[02:42:39] [SPEAKER_07]: They were like
[02:42:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Well what if we tried to reconstruct
[02:42:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Your version
[02:42:43] [SPEAKER_07]: He's like
[02:42:44] [SPEAKER_07]: There is no my version
[02:42:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Because I felt compromised while I was on set
[02:42:47] [SPEAKER_07]: So there's no version of it
[02:42:49] [SPEAKER_07]: That's going to accurately represent
[02:42:50] [SPEAKER_07]: What I felt like I wanted to do
[02:42:52] [SPEAKER_07]: So if you're doing this
[02:42:52] [SPEAKER_07]: You're doing this without me
[02:42:54] [SPEAKER_07]: And he just had this general kind of like
[02:42:55] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't want to talk about you
[02:42:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Like
[02:42:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:42:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And I mean
[02:42:59] [SPEAKER_05]: You know you describe how
[02:43:00] [SPEAKER_05]: How he felt like he was dying
[02:43:02] [SPEAKER_05]: During the edit
[02:43:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure
[02:43:04] [SPEAKER_05]: And I think that there's a way to read that
[02:43:06] [SPEAKER_05]: And it may be
[02:43:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean you have to take him as word
[02:43:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:43:08] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just like
[02:43:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I sold out
[02:43:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:43:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I compromised
[02:43:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll never do it again
[02:43:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Everything else
[02:43:14] [SPEAKER_05]: But there was a thing in
[02:43:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I was playing the game
[02:43:16] [SPEAKER_07]: In a way
[02:43:17] [SPEAKER_07]: I did not ever do again
[02:43:19] [SPEAKER_07]: In my career
[02:43:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Well right
[02:43:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And also but there was a thing
[02:43:22] [SPEAKER_05]: That in this book
[02:43:23] [SPEAKER_05]: The masterpiece and disarray
[02:43:24] [SPEAKER_05]: That I learned
[02:43:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Like there were
[02:43:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Once they started to cut back
[02:43:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Right
[02:43:28] [SPEAKER_05]: There was going to be a scene
[02:43:30] [SPEAKER_05]: That they ended up filming
[02:43:32] [SPEAKER_05]: But cutting
[02:43:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Where Paul and Lito
[02:43:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And Jessica walk through the streets
[02:43:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Of Arakine, the city
[02:43:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And Arak is also known as
[02:43:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Dune, also known as desert planet
[02:43:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And they had some
[02:43:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Cost
[02:43:44] [SPEAKER_05]: All the costume designs
[02:43:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I think Bob Ringwood did
[02:43:46] [SPEAKER_05]: The costume designs
[02:43:47] [SPEAKER_05]: They're so incredible
[02:43:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And some milliner
[02:43:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Made 1000 fremen hats
[02:43:52] [SPEAKER_05]: For the 1000 extras
[02:43:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Who are going to be in this scene
[02:43:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And then they had to cut
[02:43:57] [SPEAKER_05]: The extras down to 200
[02:43:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And they ended up only seeing 12
[02:43:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And the thousand hats
[02:44:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Were burnt
[02:44:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Jesus
[02:44:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That's
[02:44:05] [SPEAKER_05]: That's classic movie making
[02:44:07] [SPEAKER_05]: The reason they made hats
[02:44:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And when you think about
[02:44:12] [SPEAKER_05]: When they were in Mexico together
[02:44:14] [SPEAKER_05]: There were ups and downs to be sure
[02:44:17] [SPEAKER_05]: But it doesn't sound like it was
[02:44:19] [SPEAKER_05]: An awful situation
[02:44:20] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was this incredible collection
[02:44:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Of craftspeople
[02:44:23] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean
[02:44:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Like truly talented
[02:44:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Doing really cool work
[02:44:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Onscreen
[02:44:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And offscreen
[02:44:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And I just feel like
[02:44:31] [SPEAKER_05]: To do the best you could
[02:44:33] [SPEAKER_05]: To make what you could
[02:44:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And then have it be so completely reviled
[02:44:37] [SPEAKER_05]: People ate so much lunch
[02:44:40] [SPEAKER_05]: So much angry, contemptuous lunch
[02:44:43] [SPEAKER_05]: On his dime with this
[02:44:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Just yelling about how terrible it was
[02:44:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And obviously it was rejected by audiences
[02:44:49] [SPEAKER_05]: As well at the time
[02:44:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I can understand why
[02:44:51] [SPEAKER_05]: When you've brought in all these people
[02:44:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And they're relying on you
[02:44:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And then you let them down
[02:44:58] [SPEAKER_05]: It's got to feel awful
[02:44:59] [SPEAKER_05]: So I just want David Lynch to know
[02:45:01] [SPEAKER_05]: It's okay
[02:45:02] [SPEAKER_05]: The movie really actually connects with people
[02:45:06] [SPEAKER_05]: In a weird way
[02:45:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Thanks, John
[02:45:07] [SPEAKER_05]: And I'm one of them
[02:45:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And look I don't use Twitter anymore
[02:45:11] [SPEAKER_05]: But when you stop following me
[02:45:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Because you're a Bernie person
[02:45:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And I voted for Hillary
[02:45:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd really like you to come back
[02:45:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And it would be like
[02:45:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Rejoin
[02:45:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Can we make...
[02:45:21] [SPEAKER_05]: You never...
[02:45:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Perhaps I'm unforgivable for that
[02:45:24] [SPEAKER_05]: But I hope that we can...
[02:45:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I just want you to know
[02:45:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I really like you David Lynch
[02:45:28] [SPEAKER_07]: He does get so many of his greatest collaborations
[02:45:32] [SPEAKER_07]: From this experience
[02:45:34] [SPEAKER_07]: And this does feel like
[02:45:35] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean it's what we were sort of saying
[02:45:36] [SPEAKER_07]: At the beginning of the episode
[02:45:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Of it being his ultimate bounce
[02:45:39] [SPEAKER_07]: Where it's like
[02:45:40] [SPEAKER_07]: This kind of thing we're fascinated by
[02:45:43] [SPEAKER_07]: On this show
[02:45:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is like the movie
[02:45:45] [SPEAKER_07]: That changes someone permanently
[02:45:47] [SPEAKER_07]: And like if this movie
[02:45:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Had been even marginally more successful
[02:45:53] [SPEAKER_07]: David Lynch's career probably
[02:45:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Would be significantly less interesting
[02:45:57] [SPEAKER_07]: In the same way we're like
[02:45:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Even the version of him
[02:46:01] [SPEAKER_07]: Just accepting the sort of like
[02:46:02] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm the co-driver
[02:46:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Or the backseat driver
[02:46:05] [SPEAKER_07]: On return of the Jedi
[02:46:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Having a movie be that level of hit
[02:46:10] [SPEAKER_07]: For him would have given us
[02:46:11] [SPEAKER_07]: A less interesting
[02:46:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Following 30 years of David Lynch
[02:46:15] [SPEAKER_07]: And he said like
[02:46:17] [SPEAKER_07]: He had a three picture deal for this
[02:46:19] [SPEAKER_07]: He wrote half of the sequel
[02:46:20] [SPEAKER_07]: As much as he had a difficult experience
[02:46:23] [SPEAKER_07]: This has been a hit
[02:46:24] [SPEAKER_07]: He would have kept doing it
[02:46:25] [SPEAKER_07]: He thinks so
[02:46:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean like obviously who knows
[02:46:28] [SPEAKER_07]: But he says right
[02:46:29] [SPEAKER_07]: And a lot of like our favorite filmmakers
[02:46:31] [SPEAKER_07]: The people we've covered on this show
[02:46:33] [SPEAKER_07]: They have this defining moment where it's like
[02:46:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Learning exactly what they never want to do ever again
[02:46:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:46:39] [SPEAKER_07]: But I mean less from your successes
[02:46:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Because then you become a little freaked out
[02:46:43] [SPEAKER_07]: On how to replicate it
[02:46:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Versus the failures where you go
[02:46:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Great, I can rule that out forever now
[02:46:48] [SPEAKER_05]: You know I just feel like
[02:46:50] [SPEAKER_05]: How bad it must feel to be like
[02:46:51] [SPEAKER_05]: In David Lynch's head and be like
[02:46:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't understand it
[02:46:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I gave them the cat-tape to the rat
[02:46:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And people didn't like it
[02:46:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And then eventually people realized
[02:47:00] [SPEAKER_05]: They liked the cat-tape to the rat
[02:47:01] [SPEAKER_07]: They liked the weird stuff
[02:47:03] [SPEAKER_07]: They liked the weird stuff
[02:47:04] [SPEAKER_07]: And he figures out how to build entire movies
[02:47:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Out of the weird stuff
[02:47:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes, I think the Villain Live movie
[02:47:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Helps the Lynch movie in a lot of ways
[02:47:11] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like okay now you have a
[02:47:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Sort of fairly straightforward adaptation
[02:47:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Even the sci-fi channel thing
[02:47:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Like if you want to
[02:47:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Go see Dune
[02:47:19] [SPEAKER_04]: Now you have David Lynch's Dune
[02:47:21] [SPEAKER_04]: It takes the special object
[02:47:22] [SPEAKER_05]: It's interesting
[02:47:23] [SPEAKER_05]: It's flawed
[02:47:24] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not seen as this like
[02:47:26] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the only time they tried to do it
[02:47:28] [SPEAKER_05]: The ultimate artistic failure
[02:47:29] [SPEAKER_07]: The lack of pressure
[02:47:30] [SPEAKER_05]: The killed the thing
[02:47:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Or whatever
[02:47:31] [SPEAKER_07]: On any weird production of Macbeth
[02:47:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Where you're like
[02:47:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Well isn't the assignment to reinterpret it
[02:47:36] [SPEAKER_07]: And do something personal with it?
[02:47:37] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not the only one that's ever going to be made
[02:47:40] [SPEAKER_07]: It just took a couple decades for there to be
[02:47:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Dune
[02:47:43] [SPEAKER_07]: The wait taken off
[02:47:44] [SPEAKER_05]: And I love the Villain Live movies
[02:47:46] [SPEAKER_05]: A lot
[02:47:46] [SPEAKER_05]: I think they're terrific
[02:47:47] [SPEAKER_05]: I love them so much
[02:47:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I think they're great
[02:47:49] [SPEAKER_05]: In fact, I wish that they were a lot longer
[02:47:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Just give me that all day long
[02:47:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd just watch it all day long
[02:47:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Me too, I would fucking watch
[02:47:53] [SPEAKER_04]: 18 million hours of that shit
[02:47:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't worry
[02:47:56] [SPEAKER_05]: But where the fuck is my third stage kill navigator?
[02:47:58] [SPEAKER_05]: You can't
[02:47:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Five hours you can't give me one peak at this dude
[02:48:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I agree
[02:48:02] [SPEAKER_04]: My friend
[02:48:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Ten hours at the HBO Max series coming?
[02:48:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, so I mean I don't know how much Dany directed that
[02:48:08] [SPEAKER_04]: But I'm very excited for that
[02:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: He's world
[02:48:09] [SPEAKER_04]: It looks cool, yeah
[02:48:11] [SPEAKER_04]: All right, box office game
[02:48:13] [SPEAKER_04]: We played it before Griffin
[02:48:14] [SPEAKER_04]: But you may not remember it
[02:48:15] [SPEAKER_04]: December 14th, 1984
[02:48:17] [SPEAKER_04]: What's up
[02:48:18] [SPEAKER_04]: Dune is opening number two at the box office
[02:48:20] [SPEAKER_04]: To six million dollars
[02:48:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Ouch
[02:48:22] [SPEAKER_04]: It's not great
[02:48:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Good deal
[02:48:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Makes it to 27 domestic
[02:48:25] [SPEAKER_04]: There's not really international take listed here
[02:48:28] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure
[02:48:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, internationally
[02:48:30] [SPEAKER_04]: So obviously an underwhelming film
[02:48:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Sure
[02:48:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Financially
[02:48:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Number one is a big hit that we just covered
[02:48:37] [SPEAKER_04]: On this podcast and it came out
[02:48:39] [SPEAKER_04]: The week prior
[02:48:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Main feed or a Patreon
[02:48:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Main feed
[02:48:42] [SPEAKER_07]: We just covered it
[02:48:44] [SPEAKER_07]: It is called Beverly Hills Cop
[02:48:46] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right
[02:48:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Never seen it
[02:48:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Is that true
[02:48:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Never seen a single Beverly Hills Cop
[02:48:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Wow
[02:48:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Clearly you never been to Beverly Hills then
[02:48:55] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:48:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Or if you went there
[02:48:57] [SPEAKER_07]: You didn't understand how to interact with people
[02:48:59] [SPEAKER_07]: You had no guide to follow
[02:49:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Well I was floating in my tank full of gas at the time
[02:49:03] [SPEAKER_05]: I would check out Beverly Hills Cop
[02:49:04] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a very entertaining film
[02:49:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know why I never did
[02:49:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I just never did
[02:49:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:49:08] [SPEAKER_07]: It is just
[02:49:09] [SPEAKER_07]: It is one of the most astonishing
[02:49:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Time capsules of movie stardom
[02:49:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:49:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean I feel like
[02:49:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Reading a lot of the letterbox logs
[02:49:19] [SPEAKER_07]: And such of the episode we did
[02:49:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And listeners of this show
[02:49:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Who had never watched Beverly Hills Cop before
[02:49:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Are just like Jesus Christ
[02:49:27] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the most like off the charts charisma
[02:49:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:49:30] [SPEAKER_07]: This is just a guy fully coming into his power
[02:49:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Who is fucking unstoppable
[02:49:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Number three at the box office is
[02:49:37] [SPEAKER_04]: A film
[02:49:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Eddie Murphy talking about
[02:49:39] [SPEAKER_07]: George Reinhold
[02:49:39] [SPEAKER_07]: David, number three at the box office
[02:49:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you
[02:49:42] [SPEAKER_04]: It's what we talked about it last week
[02:49:44] [SPEAKER_04]: I think or last time we did Beverly Hills Cop
[02:49:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Because it was just a week later
[02:49:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a buddy cop
[02:49:48] [SPEAKER_04]: No, but not buddy cop
[02:49:49] [SPEAKER_04]: It was last week because the episode just came out last week
[02:49:52] [SPEAKER_04]: We'll look back at the fucking 87 months
[02:49:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I get it
[02:49:55] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a buddy crime movie
[02:49:57] [SPEAKER_04]: With two gigantic stars that was a flop
[02:49:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's City Heat
[02:50:00] [SPEAKER_04]: City Heat
[02:50:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[02:50:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Eastwood and Bert Reynolds
[02:50:03] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh yeah
[02:50:04] [SPEAKER_04]: A period piece
[02:50:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:50:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Back in the old days
[02:50:07] [SPEAKER_04]: In the thirties when he had a gun
[02:50:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Get out of here
[02:50:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Right, I need some booze
[02:50:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Back in the thirties when you had a gun
[02:50:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what you mean
[02:50:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Number four at the box office is a
[02:50:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Sci-Fi sequel
[02:50:21] [SPEAKER_03]: We've covered it on this podcast
[02:50:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We've covered it on this podcast
[02:50:25] [SPEAKER_07]: In the year of 1984
[02:50:28] [SPEAKER_04]: Sci-Fi sequel
[02:50:29] [SPEAKER_04]: We talked about it
[02:50:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I believe in the Beverly Hills Cop episode
[02:50:31] [SPEAKER_04]: We talked about it
[02:50:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Briefly
[02:50:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh
[02:50:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I know what it is
[02:50:36] [SPEAKER_05]: What is it?
[02:50:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Is this part of a major science fiction franchise?
[02:50:40] [SPEAKER_04]: It is a sequel to a major science fiction film
[02:50:42] [SPEAKER_04]: But it is the last
[02:50:43] [SPEAKER_04]: In the
[02:50:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I know what it is
[02:50:46] [SPEAKER_05]: What is it?
[02:50:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Is it 2010?
[02:50:48] [SPEAKER_05]: It is
[02:50:48] [SPEAKER_05]: What do you think it was?
[02:50:50] [SPEAKER_04]: A Wrath of Khan maybe
[02:50:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Also a great guess
[02:50:52] [SPEAKER_04]: This is the search for Spockier
[02:50:54] [SPEAKER_04]: It is the search for Spockier
[02:50:56] [SPEAKER_04]: That's true because Nighthawk's playing it tonight
[02:50:59] [SPEAKER_04]: Because they're doing a 1984 series
[02:51:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[02:51:03] [SPEAKER_04]: But this is 2010
[02:51:04] [SPEAKER_04]: The year we made contact
[02:51:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Peter Heim's film
[02:51:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Roy Scheider
[02:51:08] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right
[02:51:09] [SPEAKER_04]: John Lithgow
[02:51:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Helen Mirren
[02:51:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Balaban
[02:51:12] [SPEAKER_04]: Those are pretty wildly different takes
[02:51:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Balaban
[02:51:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Balaban
[02:51:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Big studio sci-fi occupying theaters at the same time
[02:51:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I would agree
[02:51:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Not a bad movie
[02:51:23] [SPEAKER_07]: We discussed it on this show
[02:51:25] [SPEAKER_05]: It's pretty watchable
[02:51:26] [SPEAKER_05]: That was one of those movies that they made
[02:51:28] [SPEAKER_05]: During that time when they made movies
[02:51:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Just because they kind of had to
[02:51:31] [SPEAKER_05]: They kind of just got to keep making movies
[02:51:33] [SPEAKER_05]: You just got to make it 2010
[02:51:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Because Arthur C. Clark had come out with a 2010 novel
[02:51:39] [SPEAKER_05]: There was something so to work off
[02:51:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Now we got a...
[02:51:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Same thing like the movie 1984
[02:51:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Like it was 1984
[02:51:45] [SPEAKER_04]: That was truly a film they made
[02:51:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Because someone's gonna pick one of these
[02:51:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know what they did
[02:51:52] [SPEAKER_05]: They really made a movie out of 1984
[02:51:54] [SPEAKER_05]: It was the first R rated movie I ever saw
[02:51:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And it was the most depressing
[02:51:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Appropriately the most depressing thing I've ever seen
[02:52:00] [SPEAKER_05]: It was like a really good movie
[02:52:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Of a movie that shouldn't exist
[02:52:04] [SPEAKER_07]: A really good snapshot of what you were saying
[02:52:06] [SPEAKER_07]: The old business model that Hollywood studios used to follow
[02:52:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Versus now where they've been experimenting with this idea
[02:52:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Of what if we don't make movies
[02:52:12] [SPEAKER_07]: What if we don't make anything ever
[02:52:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Right and it's like then what do you put in theaters
[02:52:15] [SPEAKER_07]: And they're like hear me out
[02:52:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Nothing
[02:52:18] [SPEAKER_04]: But then we're gonna complain
[02:52:20] [SPEAKER_04]: When there's not enough box office
[02:52:21] [SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna be really upset
[02:52:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Number five at the box office is
[02:52:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Another mega flop of the era
[02:52:28] [SPEAKER_04]: From a great director
[02:52:30] [SPEAKER_04]: It's new this week
[02:52:31] [SPEAKER_04]: It's opening to three million dollars
[02:52:33] [SPEAKER_04]: This director has a film out this year
[02:52:35] [SPEAKER_04]: In theaters
[02:52:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a Coppola
[02:52:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's a Francis Ford Coppola
[02:52:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it one from the heart?
[02:52:39] [SPEAKER_04]: No
[02:52:40] [SPEAKER_04]: Is it?
[02:52:41] [SPEAKER_03]: 80s flop by Francis Ford Coppola
[02:52:42] [SPEAKER_04]: There are so many answers to this
[02:52:46] [SPEAKER_04]: 84
[02:52:48] [SPEAKER_04]: 84
[02:52:48] [SPEAKER_04]: Mega flop
[02:52:49] [SPEAKER_04]: He recently recut a new version of it
[02:52:53] [SPEAKER_04]: I was gonna say that's not really a good clue
[02:52:55] [SPEAKER_04]: But it is the cotton club
[02:52:57] [SPEAKER_04]: And you're down to one of the eight movies
[02:52:58] [SPEAKER_04]: With Richard Gere
[02:53:01] [SPEAKER_04]: And
[02:53:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Fred Gwynn
[02:53:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And Bob Hoskins
[02:53:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:53:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Gregory Hines
[02:53:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And Tom Waits is in it too I believe
[02:53:08] [SPEAKER_04]: I have seen it
[02:53:11] [SPEAKER_04]: Pretty interesting
[02:53:13] [SPEAKER_04]: Not entirely successful
[02:53:14] [SPEAKER_04]: I haven't seen a new cut
[02:53:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd like to see the new cassette
[02:53:16] [SPEAKER_05]: I had the soundtrack on cassette
[02:53:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And I would listen to it as a weird only child
[02:53:20] [SPEAKER_05]: That would be my accent
[02:53:21] [SPEAKER_05]: That was what I listened to as I was getting ready for high school
[02:53:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Jazz music
[02:53:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I have heard that of the Coppola recuts
[02:53:26] [SPEAKER_07]: That is the one that is most effectively transformative
[02:53:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:53:30] [SPEAKER_04]: The others you're kind of like
[02:53:31] [SPEAKER_04]: Eh he has interesting ideas
[02:53:33] [SPEAKER_04]: He's putting interesting stuff in here
[02:53:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Or the one from Heart Redux
[02:53:35] [SPEAKER_07]: I would argue actually makes the film worse
[02:53:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I think their apocos now
[02:53:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Redux makes it way worse
[02:53:39] [SPEAKER_07]: It does but the one from the heart one
[02:53:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Is making a movie that already didn't work
[02:53:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Worse
[02:53:44] [SPEAKER_04]: Bringing a five star to four
[02:53:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:53:46] [SPEAKER_04]: The half is less damaging
[02:53:47] [SPEAKER_07]: It's an interesting alternate version
[02:53:49] [SPEAKER_07]: We can all agree the other one's a masterpiece
[02:53:50] [SPEAKER_07]: What is this cotton club
[02:53:53] [SPEAKER_07]: It's called Encore
[02:53:55] [SPEAKER_07]: The last ten years
[02:53:56] [SPEAKER_07]: In the lead up to Megalopolis
[02:53:59] [SPEAKER_07]: When his field felt like
[02:54:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Francis Coppola is trying to sort of close the book
[02:54:02] [SPEAKER_07]: On his whole career
[02:54:03] [SPEAKER_07]: He's gone back to almost all of his maligned films
[02:54:06] [SPEAKER_07]: He did it with Tucker
[02:54:08] [SPEAKER_07]: He did the new Godfather 3
[02:54:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Right
[02:54:11] [SPEAKER_07]: The death of Michael Horley own
[02:54:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Godfather Coda
[02:54:13] [SPEAKER_07]: He did
[02:54:14] [SPEAKER_07]: That I remember
[02:54:15] [SPEAKER_07]: I just never heard of the cotton club one
[02:54:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:54:17] [SPEAKER_05]: It got a limited year or two ago
[02:54:20] [SPEAKER_07]: And it is now
[02:54:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Have you seen Megalopolis?
[02:54:23] [SPEAKER_07]: I have not
[02:54:23] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm dying to see it
[02:54:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna wait for the Redux
[02:54:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Number six
[02:54:28] [SPEAKER_05]: The box office is
[02:54:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I set that one up
[02:54:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you hear me set that one up
[02:54:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Ben did you hear him set that one up
[02:54:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:54:34] [SPEAKER_04]: It's the reason we've done this before
[02:54:36] [SPEAKER_04]: It's because number six is Starman
[02:54:37] [SPEAKER_04]: But I have no memory of doing this box office game
[02:54:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Because those were crazy times
[02:54:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:54:42] [SPEAKER_07]: But another interesting analog to like
[02:54:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Where sci-fi filmmaking is at
[02:54:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Where like
[02:54:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Carpenter's very political
[02:54:48] [SPEAKER_07]: And is very rooted in reality
[02:54:51] [SPEAKER_04]: Number seven is a sci-fi film
[02:54:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Runaway
[02:54:54] [SPEAKER_04]: The Tom Selleck movie
[02:54:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Directed by Michael Creighton
[02:54:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:54:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Villain played by Gene Simmons
[02:55:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:55:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Robots I think
[02:55:03] [SPEAKER_04]: And number eight also has robots
[02:55:04] [SPEAKER_04]: It's The Terminator
[02:55:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh
[02:55:07] [SPEAKER_04]: And then number nine is the film
[02:55:10] [SPEAKER_04]: Falling in Love
[02:55:12] [SPEAKER_04]: The DeNiro
[02:55:13] [SPEAKER_04]: No
[02:55:15] [SPEAKER_04]: It is DeNiro
[02:55:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Isn't it DeNiro on Street
[02:55:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay yes
[02:55:18] [SPEAKER_05]: The first time they
[02:55:19] [SPEAKER_05]: And number ten is Missing in Action
[02:55:20] [SPEAKER_05]: No
[02:55:22] [SPEAKER_07]: They had done Deer Hunter
[02:55:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Deer Hunter right
[02:55:25] [SPEAKER_05]: It was their reunion
[02:55:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It was a big deal
[02:55:26] [SPEAKER_05]: I remember that
[02:55:27] [SPEAKER_07]: And they were falling in love
[02:55:29] [SPEAKER_07]: A thing that at that point in time
[02:55:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Had not really been
[02:55:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Never seen it on film
[02:55:32] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[02:55:32] [SPEAKER_07]: It was like Doom where people went
[02:55:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Like you're really going to take this on
[02:55:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Someone got the rights to falling in love
[02:55:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Jesus cock the audacity
[02:55:38] [SPEAKER_05]: The concept of
[02:55:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Jesus cock
[02:55:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Ben you're leaning in
[02:55:42] [SPEAKER_05]: That it's really
[02:55:43] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't work that through
[02:55:44] [SPEAKER_05]: No I think it's good
[02:55:45] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it's really good
[02:55:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Are you leaning into this
[02:55:47] [SPEAKER_04]: It's time to be done
[02:55:48] [SPEAKER_04]: And the episode
[02:55:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Okay
[02:55:49] [SPEAKER_04]: The voice
[02:55:50] [SPEAKER_04]: It was well played
[02:55:53] [SPEAKER_04]: We didn't mention that
[02:55:54] [SPEAKER_04]: They have sound weapons in this movie
[02:55:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Because David Lynch decided
[02:55:57] [SPEAKER_04]: Desert Kung Fu would be too weird
[02:55:59] [SPEAKER_04]: And he didn't want to show the
[02:56:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Weirding way
[02:56:00] [SPEAKER_04]: So instead they have boxes that go
[02:56:02] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:56:04] [SPEAKER_05]: They have weirding gloves
[02:56:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Weirding modules
[02:56:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Which it's not like that makes
[02:56:08] [SPEAKER_05]: More sense
[02:56:09] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like you wear an Xbox headset
[02:56:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And then it connects to a box
[02:56:14] [SPEAKER_05]: That you hold in your hand
[02:56:15] [SPEAKER_07]: And then you say a word
[02:56:16] [SPEAKER_07]: And then it shoots sound
[02:56:18] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sure the LJ Antoi Company
[02:56:20] [SPEAKER_07]: Who are already far along
[02:56:21] [SPEAKER_07]: In their action figure line
[02:56:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Equipped with battle-matic action
[02:56:24] [SPEAKER_07]: We're really excited when they
[02:56:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Heard that David Lynch
[02:56:26] [SPEAKER_04]: Just scouted all the fighting
[02:56:29] [SPEAKER_04]: It's just weird that he's like
[02:56:30] [SPEAKER_04]: I don't like the Kung Fu
[02:56:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And it's like there's
[02:56:32] [SPEAKER_04]: Still lots of Kung Fu in this movie
[02:56:34] [SPEAKER_04]: Basically there's a lot of people
[02:56:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Punching each other and shit
[02:56:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Anyway
[02:56:37] [SPEAKER_04]: And also there's a six year old girl
[02:56:38] [SPEAKER_04]: Go walking around being like
[02:56:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Hello, how are you
[02:56:41] [SPEAKER_04]: You know it's like
[02:56:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah
[02:56:43] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean she's cool
[02:56:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is the quiz at that rack
[02:56:47] [SPEAKER_04]: I mean at that point
[02:56:48] [SPEAKER_04]: There's two people left in the theater
[02:56:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Right
[02:56:50] [SPEAKER_04]: Yes
[02:56:51] [SPEAKER_04]: And they're loving it
[02:56:52] [SPEAKER_04]: They're loving it
[02:56:53] [SPEAKER_04]: That's why
[02:56:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Or if they weren't
[02:56:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Man to McGonigl
[02:56:56] [SPEAKER_07]: They'd get back around to it
[02:56:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Decades later
[02:56:57] [SPEAKER_07]: It'd grow
[02:56:58] [SPEAKER_07]: And it grows on you
[02:56:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:57:00] [SPEAKER_07]: June
[02:57:01] [SPEAKER_07]: John thank you for being here
[02:57:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you for inviting me
[02:57:04] [SPEAKER_07]: It was one of those obvious
[02:57:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Lynch wins our March Madness
[02:57:07] [SPEAKER_07]: And then we were just
[02:57:07] [SPEAKER_07]: We tinkered it in
[02:57:09] [SPEAKER_07]: To our spreadsheet
[02:57:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Before we even asked you
[02:57:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh I forgot to tell you
[02:57:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh
[02:57:13] [SPEAKER_05]: No that was just my reference
[02:57:15] [SPEAKER_05]: To Virginia Madsen
[02:57:16] [SPEAKER_05]: What if I started
[02:57:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Another hour of material
[02:57:20] [SPEAKER_05]: We almost successfully set up
[02:57:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Everything for this episode
[02:57:23] [SPEAKER_07]: But let me circle back
[02:57:24] [SPEAKER_07]: I forgot the last chunk of stuff
[02:57:25] [SPEAKER_05]: It was very intimidating to
[02:57:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Confront all of my feelings about
[02:57:28] [SPEAKER_05]: June and to awaken that sleeper
[02:57:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And also to re
[02:57:32] [SPEAKER_05]: To think about all of the things
[02:57:33] [SPEAKER_05]: That have been come up around
[02:57:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean it's like obviously
[02:57:36] [SPEAKER_05]: There are these activity books
[02:57:37] [SPEAKER_05]: But people are fascinated
[02:57:38] [SPEAKER_05]: These books about the making
[02:57:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Of these I think are quite good
[02:57:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And interesting
[02:57:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And anyway
[02:57:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I agree
[02:57:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I did my best
[02:57:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey
[02:57:46] [SPEAKER_05]: You did great
[02:57:46] [SPEAKER_05]: You did a great job
[02:57:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Good to see you both
[02:57:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Always a pleasure
[02:57:49] [SPEAKER_02]: All three of you I should dare say
[02:57:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Well
[02:57:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I appreciate that
[02:57:52] [SPEAKER_02]: You're welcome
[02:57:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Jesus cock that was a close one
[02:57:54] [SPEAKER_02]: You almost didn't get a
[02:57:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Friendly's hat
[02:57:56] [SPEAKER_02]: You were this close
[02:57:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I was going to
[02:57:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Get an enemy's hat
[02:57:59] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right
[02:57:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah
[02:58:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you all for listening
[02:58:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Please remember to rate review
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[02:58:04] [SPEAKER_07]: The Linfian vacuuming is
[02:58:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Once again returned
[02:58:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Outside our office
[02:58:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh I forgot to tell you
[02:58:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Judge Sean Hodgman's going on
[02:58:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Tour
[02:58:13] [SPEAKER_05]: What
[02:58:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Ann Arbor, Madison
[02:58:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Certainly not the north
[02:58:17] [SPEAKER_05]: East at all
[02:58:18] [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to hit
[02:58:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Portland, Maine
[02:58:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Burlington, Vermont
[02:58:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Turner's Falls, Massachusetts
[02:58:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Washington, DC
[02:58:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Philadelphia and Pittsburgh
[02:58:26] [SPEAKER_05]: If I've forgotten any
[02:58:27] [SPEAKER_05]: You can correct me by going
[02:58:28] [SPEAKER_05]: In your search bar
[02:58:29] [SPEAKER_05]: And searching Judge Sean
[02:58:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Hodgman on tour
[02:58:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Where you can probably get
[02:58:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Tickets as well
[02:58:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And it would be lovely to see
[02:58:34] [SPEAKER_05]: You there
[02:58:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Sorry about that
[02:58:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I forgot to tell you
[02:58:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Virginia Madison style
[02:58:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Look in the episode
[02:58:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Description
[02:58:39] [SPEAKER_02]: There'll be a link
[02:58:40] [SPEAKER_05]: To the tour dates
[02:58:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey
[02:58:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Look in the episode description
[02:58:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Look in the episode description
[02:58:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah
[02:58:46] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you to Marie Barty
[02:58:47] [SPEAKER_07]: For helping to produce the
[02:58:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Show, A.J. McKee and for
[02:58:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Editing, bleeping out all the
[02:58:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Names, David's in the bathroom
[02:58:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Ben's is pointing out
[02:58:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Coward
[02:58:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Should have peed his pants
[02:58:54] [SPEAKER_07]: He fucking should have peed
[02:58:55] [SPEAKER_07]: And put in his pants
[02:58:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I know let it be processed
[02:58:57] [SPEAKER_07]: In the thigh pads
[02:58:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Thank you to J.J. Birch
[02:59:00] [SPEAKER_07]: For being fired
[02:59:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It's been a great run
[02:59:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Of doing research up
[02:59:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Until this point
[02:59:03] [SPEAKER_07]: But God was that dossier
[02:59:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Unexceptible
[02:59:07] [SPEAKER_07]: We're kidding
[02:59:07] [SPEAKER_07]: We're rehired
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[02:59:17] [SPEAKER_07]: For links to some real
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[02:59:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Features where we do
[02:59:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Commentaries on film series
[02:59:24] [SPEAKER_07]: And other sort of bonus stuff
[02:59:25] [SPEAKER_07]: We're doing a Lynch short
[02:59:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Films episode
[02:59:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And we're doing our
[02:59:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Table Top games around this
[02:59:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Time will be doing
[02:59:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Battleship in Ouija
[02:59:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Battleship in Ouija
[02:59:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Peter Berg's battleship
[02:59:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, look at that
[02:59:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Look at that
[02:59:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Tune in next week
[02:59:43] [SPEAKER_07]: For Blue Velvet with
[02:59:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Jamie Loftus
[02:59:45] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the greatest
[02:59:47] [SPEAKER_07]: One of the greats
[02:59:48] [SPEAKER_07]: I'll be listening
[02:59:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes
[02:59:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Good
[02:59:51] [SPEAKER_07]: Good
[02:59:52] [SPEAKER_07]: And
[02:59:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I hope you do
[02:59:54] [SPEAKER_07]: And as always
[02:59:55] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what's better than
[02:59:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Doing a podcast on Dune?
[02:59:59] [SPEAKER_07]: No
[03:00:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Dune 2 podcast at the same time
[03:00:01] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm gonna color in this
[03:00:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Coloring Book now
[03:00:13] [SPEAKER_07]: It's me doing
[03:00:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Lynchy and Ambient Droning
[03:00:16] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh huh
[03:00:17] [SPEAKER_07]: And you can layer that in
[03:00:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Over the whole episode then
[03:00:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Nope
[03:00:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Ready?
[03:00:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's the
[03:00:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Put that at the end
[03:00:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's the episode





