Fan Fiction - The Phantom Podcast

[00:00:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Hi, I'm Griffin, newman and various donor of multiple compact chips.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, wait, wait, wait, you have them?

[00:00:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I...they have arrived and I am too embarrassed to go to the post office to pick them up.

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel like buyers are more.

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm David Sims.

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I feel terrible.

[00:00:42] [SPEAKER_01]: How many was it in the end?

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was 40.

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was 40.

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:00:47] [SPEAKER_02]: They've arrived and I can't, I don't want to.

[00:00:49] [SPEAKER_02]: We cost $30, I believe.

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I believe that is how much a cost.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_01]: A person somewhere in the world got an email saying Griffin Newman has bought your bucket of chips.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Here is $30, $30 American dollars.

[00:01:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let's start over the podcast.

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's start over.

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's start over the podcast.

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll cut all that out.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Cut all that out.

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Thanks again to Producer Ben for taking a scalpel to the edit last week.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't get to listen but...

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_02]: You haven't listened to it?

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_01]: No, you should listen to it.

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you should listen to it.

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_01]: It was really good.

[00:01:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Ben did a great job.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_02]: He did all the cuts we asked for?

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really good.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_01]: It took care of it all.

[00:01:27] [SPEAKER_02]: No problem.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Ben do so.

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_02]: The poet laureate of the Phantom podcast.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, it is week 9.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that, yes, it's week 9?

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Our investigation to this movie and God, do I feel defeated?

[00:01:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I know, it's like in a detective movie where I go back to my hotel and I just stare at

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_01]: the wall and start crying.

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_02]: The case is not coming together.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's papers all over the pinboard.

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's lots of yarn.

[00:01:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and I'm at the point where I'm just starting to pee on the walls.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't want to look at those papers anymore.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_02]: We've examined this text.

[00:02:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps as much as one can.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's been over-examined.

[00:02:07] [SPEAKER_01]: The movie is not about the things we say it's about.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, and we keep on looking to try to find those things that they're not in there.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_02]: We reach for the merchandise.

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not in there.

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely wasn't in there.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a hero, Jar Jar.

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying maybe he was the one who set off the, he was the hero.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I got revolution.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we have to go beyond the film.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_02]: As we know from the Star Wars Car Trader app, there is an expanded universe that George

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_02]: created.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right?

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess maybe in comics or whatever.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_01]: He'd been working on this for decades.

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It seems like.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_02]: You only got to make the one movie.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Just clarify for everyone.

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_02]: You only got to make the one movie.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_02]: There's some madness in case you're listening for the first time on episode 9.

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Good job, guys.

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_01]: You're listening for the first time on episode 9.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_02]: One Star Wars film.

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_02]: But they're clearly as expanded universe within the merchandise and everything.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's also a lot of fan fiction, David.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, boy.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Fan.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to go on the record.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I've been dreading this episode for weeks.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_02]: We've been putting it off for maybe six weeks.

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_02]: So today we're going to look at the fan fiction.

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_02]: And see if we can find anything out of it.

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, what?

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Other fans interpreting the text taking it further.

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_01]: So this is after the films release?

[00:03:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Summer before maybe.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I think summer to be even before.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Some are before.

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Once again, our internet here is terrible.

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_02]: So there will be a lot of fanphing for time.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_02]: But here we go.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if I was able to say before we launch into it.

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to really talk about Star Wars episode 1, the Phantom Minister's fan fiction.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yep.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Cool.

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Excited.

[00:03:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I already regret this decision.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like you buying the computer chips.

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_01]: They want to come tech chips.

[00:04:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:04:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's let's just let's just try it.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_02]: So I'm on a website right now.

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_02]: It's called Emma Grant's Star Wars Rax.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_02]: And a lot of the Star Wars fan fiction has to do with the master apprentice subculture.

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_02]: It is called.

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I see said that the Qui-Gon Obi-Wan relationship.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_02]: People are very interested.

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Really? It's such an uninteresting part of the movie.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, but that's the thing.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe this one can take it out.

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_00]: Because we're back into it.

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Come on.

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_01]: This episode is riddled with technical failures.

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm getting ready for some emotional failures.

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_01]: So I just want to say.

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: In the movie, Qui-Gon is Obi-Wan's teacher.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe he gives him one piece of advice in the home movie, which is like be mindful of the present and the future.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Something like that early on where you're like, oh okay.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_01]: And then like it never, it never really updates after that.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Qui-Gon is a terrible teacher.

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_01]: He's much more interested in being a slave owner.

[00:05:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, agreed.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_01]: That's one of the reasons Obi-Wan is a worthless character in this movie because he has no art.

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, but maybe...

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know what you're saying.

[00:05:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, maybe someone else can find which George Lucas was unable to find.

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_02]: We were talking right before we started recording about the MCU for short, the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Of course.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, which maybe to a fault sometimes certain emotional threads don't make sense unless you've seen all the films.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, absolutely.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a richness that you can only discover by watching them all.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like the first Thor.

[00:05:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I like it.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't like it that much.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_01]: I dislike it.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_01]: You dislike it?

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Even though it's got some great performances from Chris Hemsworth and Tom Middleton.

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, I dislike it.

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Especially because I think those two go on to give great performances at the next two films.

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_02]: They do much better work later on.

[00:06:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I dislike it.

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: But I will say you could watch the first Avengers cold watching it with Thor one in the back pocket.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Even if she is, it gives a big emotional weight to Loki's actions.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Thor's actions.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: You can watch Avengers one and get it if you haven't seen Thor pretty much.

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think it gives you the basic info, but if you've seen Thor one then yeah.

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You get a nice little bit of color and grounding.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe some of these stories will help us understand the relationship.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, probably not though.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's try it.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_02]: This story is called Cards on the table.

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll credit all original authors.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_02]: This one's written by Amelia Wong Kanobi.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Great.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, are you just going to read fan fiction to me?

[00:06:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_01]: If anyone is still listening to this podcast at this moment in time, I beg you.

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_00]: You're just two guys, staring at each other and trying to talk about your phone and a hot room, reading fan fiction.

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Hot room.

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_00]: About the fan to me.

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Like Griffin texted me this morning or last night saying,

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's just do fan fiction this week and I didn't even know how to reply to it.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_01]: You didn't even respond.

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I was too in the morning.

[00:07:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I was asleep.

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm in a really dark place.

[00:07:21] I'm in a dark place.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so category, mild angst, staring cute.

[00:07:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I just assumed that.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Kim's it's a buddy story.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Can we talk about fan fiction?

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I never really, I never really dove into the world of fan.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever, no?

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I know that it's a very, very active subculture on the internet and there's lots of like,

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_01]: lingo that goes with it.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, very much so I don't understand all that.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I won't be able to speak to that.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll be able to figure this out together.

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_02]: I just know, I had to go through a lot of like web archives because a lot of these sites

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_02]: are no longer running.

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_02]: They were very active in like 99,000, 2000,000.

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_02]: One after the release of Phantom Menace people want to write more stories about

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon in their relationship leading up to the film.

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_02]: So we're just going to go straight into this story.

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Cardz on the table by Milieu-Wan, Kenobi, disclaimer.

[00:08:13] [SPEAKER_02]: George Lucas is dumb man.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_02]: He owns everything.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We just play.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: He is dumb man.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Learn your fate of voice croaked.

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_02]: It emerged from a bundle of brightly colored rags in the corner outside the tap cafe already.

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I like this stage that's being said here.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you just think it's water.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_02]: The table near us, the alley and the industrial sized garbage bin.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_02]: She or he, it was hard to tell,

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_02]: must have been a friend of the owner.

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_02]: She clearly considered, well now I guess it's a she, you're telling her.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_01]: What's not keep the mystery too on?

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she clearly, let's, and the mystery we started the beginning of this sentence in

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_02]: the middle of this sentence.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_02]: She clearly considered this spot her own and had set up a star sprinkled cloth

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_02]: and various bright fetishes, huh?

[00:09:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll find the circular table top.

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: A fetish is a sort of a tribal piece of carved art.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, interesting.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_02]: The cards now all all.

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan Kenobi and his master Qui-Gon-Gin had been about to choose the cafe for their

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_02]: day meal.

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, we never see the Jedi's eat.

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_02]: They must have eaten.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess lunch is not a term that exists within the Phantom Manus universe.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Now Obi-Wan lowered his head and quick into step.

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Pretending he didn't see or hear the scruffulous looking character.

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Scruffula is a medieval disease that poor people would get.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why else you're abusing that word.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_01]: SCROFU-LO-US.

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, all right, let me look that word up.

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Bad enough, they'd spend all morning tried to make sense of the Dakanians, economic and political

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_02]: squabbles.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_02]: He and his master need a piece and quiet to restore their energies before returning for

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_02]: several hours of the same.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Is this before or after invented?

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I think all the success was before because of the war.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, David, what a bonehead question that was.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we weren't reflected that if you never saw the corporate sector again, he would die

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_02]: a contended man.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He had to use every bit of his training and reflexes not to ram into quite guns back.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_02]: As his master stopped and cast a local coin on the table, the creature Obi-Wan could now see

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_02]: it was a female of some sort.

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_02]: The bird like faves and birds eat, told us.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm real you Obi-Wan.

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Frulled of short series of musical notes and padded the table.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Sit down, good sirs, sit down.

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Let as me tell you what divine fate has in store for you.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Is that terrible idea for an episode?

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna just cut this off real soon.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Isn't the worst thing we've ever done?

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm trying to see how long it takes for this story to pop.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, my guess is that it's really long.

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_02]: This story's really long.

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not gonna read that.

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Should we just make a burn fan fiction?

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: No, let me find a short one.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not gonna find an appropriate piece of music.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna find a short one.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, wait, wait.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay, here we go.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Here we go.

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This is the one we're reading.

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_02]: This one is called Glory Glory Hololue.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Hololue?

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm, okay.

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Warning, this was starting to gather during a mutual fit of insanity.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_02]: It's written by Dr. Gonzo.

[00:11:18] [SPEAKER_02]: This was starting to gather during a mutual fit of insanity.

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Rear fused to be held responsible for our own demands at mine.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Switching point of view will be indicated by headers.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Spoiler's none.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_01]: There's headers?

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:11:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Summary.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_02]: A cultural ritual takes an unexpected turn when Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon find themselves

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_02]: in opposite sides of a hole in the wall.

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you in some...

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you in like an Obi-Wan Qui-Gon section of the site?

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Like is this...

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Those seem to be...

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_01]: That's just, that's mostly what it is.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's most of the fan fiction that's written.

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_01]: There's no Amidala fan fiction.

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Very little.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing about, you know, lives with the hand-made...

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Very little.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_02]: There's... There are headers... Right from the get-go.

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:12:05] [SPEAKER_02]: So it tells you which perspective.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I guess we're in opposite sides of the hole in the wall.

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_02]: So you gotta know which side you're on, okay?

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui-Gon.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You're struggling here.

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui-Gon Gen stuck his penis through a hole in the wall.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently they got glory holes.

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I start coming.

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess the opposite sides of the wall.

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_01]: But I did not know there would be some buildup.

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: This story is no time.

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_02]: But you know, you're telling us how they got to the wall.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Where it is where the hole is.

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_01]: What planet there is.

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the hole is...

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It's sort of probably like penis height.

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, traditionally a hole in the wall.

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_01]: God, please.

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Pretty sense.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_02]: I've always heard that there's a place in France where the ladies...

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Where no pants.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And there's a hole in the wall.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Or the guys can see it all.

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I've also heard that.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This... I... Doesn't seem...

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_02]: That's...

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that is... This hole... Maybe...

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Is he in France?

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't know yet.

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_02]: They just started...

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Media res.

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_02]: So just...

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't know where the story is different.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a... I want to see this.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Like on Gen 2's penis through a hole in the wall.

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't an expert... That's... That's its own paragraph.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_02]: That's one sentence period new paragraph.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Who makes it?

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't an experience with which he was intimately familiar,

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_02]: aminately comfortable.

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_02]: He looks very typical.

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He's certainly one of these.

[00:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Serb Titiously down the length of the wall where other holes waited at varying lengths with varying diameters.

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that makes sense that there would be...

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Like... You know, it's an alien...

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Like civilized...

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like there's a lot of different penises and a lot of different heights and shapes.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that is.

[00:13:50] [SPEAKER_02]: It was more cold than arousing.

[00:13:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The plasticine ring that craled his most intimate part.

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So they put rings around the holes.

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not just...

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a...

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a...

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a punch, yeah, right?

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_02]: The craled's most intimate part had not been warmed in preparation for occupancy.

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_02]: No, beggars can't be choosers.

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Furthermore, he felt rather vulnerable,

[00:14:09] [SPEAKER_02]: considering that he had no idea who might be on the other side of the wall.

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Why is he doing this?

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Also, he's a Jedi. He should have some familiarity.

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, he should be able to sense...

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, someone's feelings...

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Or yeah.

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_01]: He can sense a great disturbance in the forest.

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_02]: It's only camp.

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Bounce and carefully on his heels to keep the circulation going.

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_02]: He waited.

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan.

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan knelt on the cushion that had been provided for him.

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Waiting for his first patron.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_02]: God, this was embarrassing.

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Why would this be happening?

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: What possible reason?

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm hoping it's explained where he is.

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you read the theory.

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I think you're right that the M.M.E.E.R.S. is crucial to the set up here.

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm hoping it unfold itself.

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Because, you know, it's like we're hooked right in.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan did what?

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_02]: God, this was embarrassing.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Just how did he always manage to get involved in these things?

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so we're learning a little more.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_02]: This isn't the first time this has happened.

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I want to make this clear. This is not written by George Lucas and that is nothing to do with this.

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_02]: It's always expanded into words.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_02]: But he is dumbass.

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_02]: He shook away his lingering discomfort.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It wasn't important to hold himself.

[00:15:20] [SPEAKER_02]: All that mattered was doing his duty and doing it well.

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_02]: It would not do to shame the Jedi with a poor performance.

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Not far down for him was another humanoid performing his duty.

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_02]: So there's no separate operations.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a big wall, a lot of holes.

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_02]: A lot of holes.

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_02]: So on one side of the wall, bunch people sticking their wheelies in.

[00:15:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And they had to set a bunch of people are kneeling on cushions.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: For what reason we do know you know.

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan found his eyes reluctantly drawn to the site.

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_02]: It should have been humorous perhaps, watching a young man servicing an anonymous patron through the barrier of a wall.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_02]: But somehow he squirmed uncomfortably trying to watch with that obviously staring.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Can we skip ahead?

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Quite good.

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui-gon uncomfortably attempted not to listen to the person that had already been enjoying the services

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_02]: of this establishment when he arrived.

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: This is filled within Yuendo.

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: For a thing that began with Qui-gon by his people.

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Now they're beating around the bush.

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_02]: The services.

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Another acting cool.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently you found this concept more exciting than Qui-gon himself did.

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Still, when the Jedi Master discovered that what accepting the ritual courtesy of the

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Jack Starian royal court involved, he'd been glad that he could sneak away without his pad won and Obi-Wan's customary place at his side.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Now we're learning a little more.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Qui-gon doesn't know that Obi-Wan's selling on the side of the wall.

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_02]: They're visiting a Jack Starian palace apparently.

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_01]: A character like Glory holds civilization.

[00:16:46] [SPEAKER_01]: This is what you do.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah right.

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I might sneak away from Obi-Wan.

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_01]: A little man to him.

[00:16:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Without Obi-Wan here to witness this was nearly uncomfortable.

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_02]: With him here it might have been impossible.

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Why got squarmed a bit, gazing up at the ceiling?

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_01]: With the squarming Jesus Christ.

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This is my fair piece of writing, so I'm squarmed a bit, gazing up at the ceiling.

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Period, beige, period.

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_02]: You could use a nice new coat of paint and a quiet beige.

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_02]: A quiet beige.

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Because you know, he'd a loud beige.

[00:17:22] [SPEAKER_02]: The man next to him finished with a shout,

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_02]: convulsing, palms slapping against the wall and Qui-gon blush crimson.

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_02]: Looking away and humming a little to himself.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Jedi control.

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_02]: When he was accepted and pleasureed he would not make such a vulgar and embarrassing display.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_02]: It would not be commasurate with a dignity of a Jedi master.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_02]: We know the stakes.

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I hate it.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_02]: When he comes, he can act like a fool.

[00:17:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The stage is set.

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the goal.

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't act like a fool.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_02]: When you bust in that.

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan.

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Fighting the earth's chill whistle.

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan instead settled himself on his back against the softcoach.

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_02]: It's about back.

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_02]: His back.

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_02]: The customs of some people would never cease to amaze him.

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_02]: He thought, shaking his head slightly.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_02]: When the Chamberlain had told him what would be expected of him,

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_02]: it had been all he could do not to faint right there in the richly decorated throne room.

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Like some flighty little child, not the Jedi he was supposed to be.

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_02]: David is now checking his emails.

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not listening to you.

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_02]: The other serviceor was certainly getting vigorous, he noted.

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_02]: With a touch of apprehension, this might not be as easy as he had first thought.

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_02]: All thoughts were wiped away when he glanced back at his own station

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_02]: and saw that this first patron had arrived when he wasn't paying attention.

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_02]: There's a dick hanging out of the hall in the wall.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I think I can see the ultimate twist of this story.

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I think I can see where it's all heading.

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He wins mentally.

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Not a good way to start this mentally.

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Mentally, you answered.

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_02]: You know what I guess?

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Not a good way to start out.

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Ships and forward onto his knees.

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_02]: He stealed himself or what he was about to do.

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Just do to hear mind of himself.

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_02]: This was a part of his mission.

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Must be handled like any other ones he's doing.

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Just duties, part of the mission.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I handle like any other task.

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_02]: The last sense explained.

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't did not.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Explain to all of them.

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it did not.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_02]: A part of his brain snickered at the word handle.

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is his brain snickering and whinsing?

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And he ignored it.

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Calm and ready to do his service until he got a good look at exactly what he was supposed to be servicing.

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh boy.

[00:19:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is the first time I'm genuine my entry.

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_02]: The longer he weighed to be attended, the more in-cartual Qui-Gang grew.

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps he had stuck himself into the wrong hole.

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe he was being filmed for purpose as a blackmail.

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe the size of his cock was just too intimidating for anyone to take him up on this alluded person.

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_01]: We talked about it, but Liam Mason is famous for being well and down.

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Right?

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: That's a long standing film Hollywood room.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_02]: With the Hollywood circles, he is removed.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You have one if not the biggest penis.

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I hate everything that we're doing to that.

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Jansdigg and Sim once said it was like a fucking avi on panel.

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Jansdigg and Sim, the world's first super well.

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, no, no.

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Karen, yes, she is here.

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_02]: He gave his lungs back in the direction of the small dressing chamber where he had left his robes in his lightsaber.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, the metal one and you how?

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I saw David's talking about it here.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I understand.

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like a lightsaber of the flesh.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You've made multiple lightsaber penis puns in the course of the famous fun.

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe this is going to help us figure it out?

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's not.

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_02]: This might help us figure the whole thing out.

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_01]: After this story, we're done.

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I have six more tabs open.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Can you cut to something because like this is, you know,

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_01]: you wanted to make this a quick episode?

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, the next story is going to be called pleasure boy.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Unless indeed, I have the Jack's Terrians had changed when he walked into this room.

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_02]: The man in front of him was not of their species.

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_02]: If the fact that his skin were on Obi-Wan now,

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_02]: if the fact that skin wasn't green hadn't given him away,

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_02]: then certainly the tiny springs of dark hair that were visible would have.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_02]: His patron was a human there.

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Then but Obi-Wan had thought that his master and he himself were the only humans in the palace.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm, interesting.

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_02]: He clapped a hand over his mouth before the stericle giggles that were rising up could escape.

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, force around him. This could not be happening.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_02]: He invokes the force around him like, oh my god, oh my force.

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_02]: He does.

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_02]: So he thought as he studied the soft flesh that was only inches from his face.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_02]: He had been wanting his master for years now.

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps not like this but in some fashion.

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_02]: So he's a quick study. He's figuring out.

[00:21:56] [SPEAKER_02]: He got it. He figured it out.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_02]: He's got it. There's only one.

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_02]: He figured out who it. Yeah, we know.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_02]: We figured it out.

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Almost genius impulse arose in him and he leaned forward very lightly running his tongue along the side of the planet.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm gonna have to cut you off.

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_02]: After all, you did have to do his duty for the Jedi.

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Quite gone.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Should he leave?

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_02]: This was ridiculous.

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Is there much more of this?

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_02]: That's very long.

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Why did he play it?

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Two more men had walked up and inserted themselves.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_02]: They've been writing a piece for his job.

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_02]: He's now writing a review for the Atlantic light.

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_01]: No, just the Atlantic.

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't work for the wire anymore.

[00:22:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Neither wire.

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_02]: While he waited two more men had walked up and inserted themselves.

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_02]: And we're giving every indication of enjoying the experience.

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps he should.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Quite gone flinched and very nearly shouted.

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_02]: As just at the moment, he would have pulled back a hot wet ton of touch to and trail along his flacet shaft.

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_02]: You'd use flacet shaft twice as a little.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I think you could call it different terms.

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_02]: He trembled, going almost instantly erected the shock of the soft touch and bent his head.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_02]: His hair, curting his face, curting.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And screening his embarrassment.

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Force willing, this would be over.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: God, well, I love that they use force like it's God.

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Like force willing, this would be over quickly.

[00:23:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, premature jack.

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_02]: That could toss a lot about.

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_02]: He knows it.

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_02]: The negotiation went on.

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's like the negotiations.

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Because if we knew this happened before, right?

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe it's like, sorry that my key negotiations were so quick.

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_01]: You keep acting like this as any bearing on.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_02]: This was so much a wave of his head.

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The end yet, David.

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Can I just see what?

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_02]: The war seemed like a piece of ship, but then you saw the Avengers that made sense.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So maybe we watch them in the wrong order.

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_01]: This is so incredible along Griffin.

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_01]: What is it over?

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_02]: You're a fan of men's to 20.

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Any story worth telling?

[00:23:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Is we're telling you anything?

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_01]: When do I actually just have to stop you?

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Quite not.

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm really guilty.

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Should he leave?

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_02]: This was, oh no, I read this part already.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_02]: He had left his forehead resting in some while way to for more.

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan.

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_02]: He had just only barely touched the man his cock had stiffened immediately.

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Obi-Wan leaned back quietly to avoid losing an eye.

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Looking somewhat not polluted as Master Shafd.

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Damn, he even impressive enough soft.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_02]: A wrecked as Master was damn well formidable.

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Most of you will say formidable.

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Formatable.

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_02]: You say formidable?

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Formatable.

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I say both.

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I say formidable.

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But I wanted to mix it up.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Panthers had smaller organs and quiet gone.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_01]: So Obi-Wan has, now, a banthe is a giant sort of like woolly mammoth sized tattooing creature.

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_02]: This is exactly like a horse cock.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh well, no going back now.

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_02]: He reached up in gently took the heated length and hit.

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_02]: He did length as an interesting expression for penis.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not listening to you.

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What are you working on right now?

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just looking at some casting rumors about Martin Freeman and Captain America's

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_01]: little boy.

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that he's going to play like, uh, just going on.

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_01]: He's going on.

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_01]: He's reading fan fiction.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_00]: I was into it.

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_00]: I've been captivated this whole time.

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay. Then I'll get back into it.

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't want to hear about Captain America.

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_00]: I want to hear what happens with this great story that we're listening to.

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Had it been so long you wonder,

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_02]: stroking the soft scan lightly?

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_02]: That his master was ready to come at barely a touch?

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_02]: He made this choice going over faster than we thought.

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Ignoreing the fact that we scroll down and saw how long it is.

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_01]: It's incredibly long.

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_01]: You know how like there's little scroll bar at the side.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a dot.

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's tiny.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_01]: That doesn't need to the top of the page.

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Mr.

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_02]: It was replaced by a surge of determination.

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to be at anything to do with it.

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_02]: He may never have a chance to do this again.

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_02]: He would be damned if he let it in so quickly.

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so this is important.

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's not.

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_02]: No, the Jedi is have to sacrifice everything.

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not going to judge.

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_02]: It's like being a monk.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_01]: The very monastic.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I'd be using theorized that maybe they are not allowed to.

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_02]: We will not release this episode.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_02]: It won't be released.

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you don't think this is going to get on podcasts, fucker.

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_02]: You don't think Todd Vanderwerfe is going to be all over this bullshit.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_02]: He doesn't work for me.

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I really wish he worked out for a box.

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, right.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Who on podcasts?

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't even know where to talk.

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_02]: You're just off and in though, right?

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_02]: You could probably.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I should probably know somewhere.

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, sometimes they like pick one episode to sort of test it out and see if it's

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Pod Mass Worthing.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's throw him this one.

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_00]: We should leave that part into.

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, we're going to talk about Pod Mass.

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to leave everything in.

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, this part is not released.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_02]: This is a joke.

[00:26:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Jokes aside.

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_02]: This part, this next part is very important.

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_02]: We're trying out figure out the movie.

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we're not.

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_02]: These are new details, right?

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_02]: You're just going.

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you ready?

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_02]: You're ready.

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Carefully.

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll be one push back his master's foreskin.

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Exposing the crimson head of a shaft.

[00:27:31] [SPEAKER_03]: On circumsize.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_02]: That's great.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: So happy to be here.

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Do we think this is a Jedi thing?

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Some Jedi are discovered at birth.

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Do we think all Jedi's are on circumsize?

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know, there's no evidence of like,

[00:27:44] [SPEAKER_01]: a Jewish sure is long with tradition in the Star Wars universe.

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we never see a hospital in the Phantom Manus.

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_02]: We don't know.

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Even for medical reasons.

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you know what I like about it?

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Nothing.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_02]: David, no, I'll tell you what I like about it.

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_02]: By giving him a foreskin,

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_02]: it's further drawing this comparison between his penis and a light saber.

[00:28:04] [SPEAKER_02]: Because a light saber has to pop out of.

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a stretch though.

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Pull it back and then there's a crimson head.

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, also he has a green light saber.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, I'm going to start calling myself.

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: The crimson head.

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It was already shiny.

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Why is it like a shiny deck?

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_02]: With soft fluid,

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_02]: a testament to Qui-Gun sudden arousal.

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, so some pre-con.

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Stop reading this story immediately.

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Go to the end and tell me what happens.

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_01]: And then we're only a pre-con, David.

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I refuse.

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It's 120 right now.

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And with a secret smart,

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui-Gun lean forward and lap the clear liquid away,

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_02]: savoring the salty bitterness.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_02]: His tongue probing the tiny slit.

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_01]: We are marked on iTunes as being explicit, right Ben?

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, yes.

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Because that's not we're going to get taken off items.

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_02]: For this one, this is pretty tasteful.

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I think so too.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Did I mention this story's rated in C17?

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_02]: When I went onto the site to the, to the, to the fanfiction site,

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_02]: all those stories had ratings.

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Hey, it's...

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I know that that's a thing in them.

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I think you want to hear a fucking PG story.

[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_02]: You think that's going to be fine?

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't want to do anything right now.

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_02]: You sure?

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Who do you think one of the three men's going to play?

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, I think probably like a government official.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, my role.

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Right?

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it would be like a employment role.

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, some closer, like, with Gary Shannling played in Iron Man 3.

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Or, you know, we could be...

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Or a Captain America 2 was the one.

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_02]: He was Iron Man 2 and Captain America 2.

[00:29:35] [SPEAKER_01]: And Chris O'Doud didn't tell me that our world,

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_01]: we always forget about him.

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_02]: He was great in that.

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_02]: What a masterpiece than the movie is.

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, what is happening?

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, Ben gets immediately angry when we get off the track of this story.

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_02]: There's an r-rated story.

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh, just what the gift...

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The end of this story.

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Can't you just read the capsule this?

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_02]: The gift review.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_02]: This is another OB turns into a girl story.

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And a really good one at that.

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_02]: How a call on React 1 is a princess turns into a really hot girl.

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Hot to tell a size.

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Now, how will O'Doud be want to track to her master sudden attention?

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_01]: What do you have to say?

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_01]: It's...

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, people make a lot of jokes about fan fiction, right?

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_01]: And that it's mostly just this kind of stuff, right?

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_01]: That it's sort of like a slash fiction.

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of like very basic sexual fantasies,

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_01]: mostly about two guys working out.

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Often we're in my female fans,

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_02]: chipping, two male characters.

[00:30:42] Very...

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Interesting that that subset of fan fiction exists.

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And I have no problem with them,

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_01]: you know, exploring that desire to,

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_01]: you know, create fiction like, you know, see me and me and...

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I agree, and then providing us with an important self-imentry text,

[00:30:59] [SPEAKER_02]: so let's go back into the story.

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_02]: We're not gonna...

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_02]: We're not gonna what?

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Are you trying to...

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Sensor?

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_02]: You?

[00:31:08] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_02]: The this person.

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_01]: A million one can open.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, this one's a million one can open too?

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Same as...

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_02]: This is Dr. Gonsa, you're right, you switch.

[00:31:17] [SPEAKER_02]: That other one was so boring.

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_02]: The one about the fortune telling.

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_02]: By the way, the fortune she told is that they were gonna suck each other.

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's what that story went.

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that what we're finding here is that people who...

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_01]: saw this film found that there was something really lacking

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_01]: in the Qui-Gon Obi-Wan relationship

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_01]: that they wanted more of, but they're just isn't any of.

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe that's what they're indulging.

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_01]: You're just looking for a really, really nasty part of this story

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_01]: that you can just dive right into real life.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because I honestly think we won't be able to finish this story

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_02]: within this episode.

[00:31:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, really? Oh, no shit.

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna read some key lines.

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Now I gotta read a little more of that.

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_02]: What?

[00:32:08] [SPEAKER_02]: What the...

[00:32:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, okay.

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Cut that last part.

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Why was it searching?

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Hold on.

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_02]: I find where I was.

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Been to shaking, they said.

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I like the job you did on him on the pottery episode.

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Editing in our vegetable conversation.

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_01]: It felt good about it.

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Me too.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I loved it.

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It was laughing at loud.

[00:32:36] [SPEAKER_01]: In my car.

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, back in.

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, we'll cut all that out.

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Cut it out.

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui-Gon.

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_02]: A slide has a taste and after the first touch,

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Lough Qui-Gon's balls aching and his insecurity stirring.

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Perhaps the problem was due to his race.

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Huh?

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_02]: White?

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's dig in.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Go on.

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Do the Jedi's have white guilt?

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Here they are protecting...

[00:33:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Defending.

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_02]: There's not a lot of white people on the Jedi Council.

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's all either aliens or Laura Baca.

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because we got an alligator, we got blue clums.

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, all you've got to do is make one do.

[00:33:12] [SPEAKER_02]: If you're real poo.

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe within all of their alien species.

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: They are the white version of it.

[00:33:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, like they are...

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Hmm.

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, could, well, could, yeah.

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, maybe there's other people in the ocean species

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_01]: but they're not green.

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, so the Jedi Council is predominantly male,

[00:33:30] [SPEAKER_02]: which I find problematic.

[00:33:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's so problematic.

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I find this episode problematic.

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_02]: What would you want to do with this episode, David?

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_02]: We've run dry.

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we've definitely run dry.

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_01]: What if we are out of Phantom Menace?

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_01]: We are like out of Phantom Menace, things like that.

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Has this really broken?

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, I feel like the last week was the one we went to.

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Chris, in this month we're just resigned.

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, this is the one where we are looking where there is not information.

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_01]: If that makes sense.

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_02]: I suggested reading the novel.

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_02]: You said you didn't want the time to come in.

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Considering that's only 5% different than the book.

[00:34:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I suggested playing the PlayStation game.

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_02]: You said you didn't want it because you got a bad reviews.

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I wouldn't play.

[00:34:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I just don't have a PlayStation.

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't either have a PlayStation 3, but I thought we'd probably

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_02]: on the store.

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_02]: We could buy it on the store.

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_02]: What is the PlayStation game significantly different?

[00:34:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Probably not.

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I think it's the play from Obi-Wan's perspective.

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what to do with it.

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, just read me another bot description.

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Why Gun relax suddenly?

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_02]: His intuition is telling him that he was quite literally in good hands.

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_00]: Is there?

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's great.

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I like that.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm skipping ahead.

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_02]: As he alternates soft kisses and teasing licks down the length of

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui Gun's cock, it suddenly came to Obi-Wan.

[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_02]: This is not at all what he'd expect it.

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_02]: He'd assume that he'd feel some kind of degradation from this kind of

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_02]: servitude being forced to service someone in this manner, but he

[00:34:52] [SPEAKER_02]: realized then that he was the one with the power.

[00:34:56] [SPEAKER_02]: It was the patron who was the vulnerable one.

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_02]: His master was subject to his whamms.

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_01]: What's the point of this?

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really get it.

[00:35:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Why would someone want to write this?

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't add to genuine question.

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't mean it in a mean way.

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, what the guy, Dr. Guns has said it was right under...

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was like a moment of madness, right?

[00:35:11] [SPEAKER_01]: He just sort of vomited out of him.

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you know.

[00:35:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, a couple of minutes ago, I scroll down to the end to try to figure out

[00:35:18] [SPEAKER_02]: whether or not to skip ahead.

[00:35:20] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was like, I don't know.

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I scrolled back up right now to re-look at Dr. Ganzo

[00:35:25] [SPEAKER_02]: and scrolling back up took a millisecond.

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Scrolling down takes five seconds.

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Fit of instant, we refuse.

[00:35:32] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the other interesting thing.

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_02]: This was done together through a mutual fit of instant.

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Is Dr. Ganzo two people?

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: It's Dr. Ganzo does refer to himself in the first person plural.

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_01]: How do you feel about Clay Cole?

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's a really funny website.

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I do too.

[00:35:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna skip ahead. Here's what we're gonna do.

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking life.

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just looking through these senses.

[00:36:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever written any fan fiction, Griffin?

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, in elementary school,

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I would write sequels to my favorite movies

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_02]: in which the characters hung out with me.

[00:36:26] [SPEAKER_01]: So you were always involved.

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it wasn't sexual.

[00:36:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just about me.

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I wanted to be best friends with my favorite character.

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Like what's an example to movie love?

[00:36:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Um, I love the movie space jam.

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_01]: To great movie.

[00:36:37] [SPEAKER_02]: I wrote a junior novelization.

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I would make a little paperback books.

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_02]: And I made a little paperback book called Soccer Jam.

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_02]: You know, the premise of the first space jam is we got to be

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_02]: these alien monsters in basketball.

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_02]: We're not good at basketball.

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's bring in the greatest basketball player of all time.

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_02]: The premise of Soccer Jam was the tiny tunes.

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Not the loutines tunes.

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_02]: The tiny tunes are threatened by an alien race.

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_02]: The monsters come back and are like,

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_02]: we failed to get the loutines tunes.

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_02]: We're gonna get the tiny tunes.

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll get the tiny tunes instead for our space.

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Which is only a year when we were kids.

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Like, yeah.

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's get the tiny tunes.

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_02]: We challenge you to gain a soccer.

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Did you play soccer?

[00:37:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Were you a little bit on the weekends?

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_02]: So where's the first movie it was?

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's get the greatest player of all time.

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Uh-huh.

[00:37:25] [SPEAKER_02]: In this movie they get.

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Perfectly.

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's get Griffin and him.

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. That sounds good.

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_02]: I teamed up with him.

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It was really fun.

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_02]: What are the blowjob start?

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Ben.

[00:37:33] [SPEAKER_01]: But this is my question.

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Like wish fulfillment.

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, that's what's going on there.

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_01]: And Dr. Gonzo is, he's, I guess,

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_01]: he's version is just that he really wanted these two to get together.

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_01]: But almost like, he knew it would be impossible for them to just get together.

[00:37:49] [SPEAKER_01]: So he had to invent this extremely convoluted glory.

[00:37:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on a different planet.

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, scenario.

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Some other people that they don't,

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_02]: They don't take such a link.

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_02]: So I chose one.

[00:38:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought this one was more interesting because it kind of.

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, it has like a hook and a premise and like,

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: you know, a little bit of craft narrative craft.

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, apparently some of them just turn O.B.

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_02]: I want into a girl.

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even why bother.

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_02]: And this one that called Pleasure Boy, the description is,

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: where did O.B.

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_02]: When learn that sexy walk?

[00:38:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, I think that you came into this episode thinking,

[00:38:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll warm us up with a couple of straightforward fan fiction

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and then we'll get to this ex-heast up new meal.

[00:38:29] [SPEAKER_01]: You realize fan fiction's really boring.

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_01]: And even the sexy fiction.

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_01]: It's really, it's like one punch and then that's all it's got really to shock you.

[00:38:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because you're looking for that.

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_01]: You're just a little embarrassed for everyone involved.

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah.

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Meaning O.B. one.

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe this was a wiff.

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_02]: Look, but this is, let me read to you because I was going to read

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_02]: straight forward one, okay?

[00:38:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but I don't want you to.

[00:38:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I just want to give you a sample.

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_02]: So you see how fucking boring it is, okay?

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sure.

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Chapter one, negotiate.

[00:38:59] [SPEAKER_02]: This is some guy rewrote the Phantom Menace.

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_01]: That's an impulse I understand because there's building box.

[00:39:08] [SPEAKER_02]: He also has headers here.

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Chapter one, negotiations.

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Head or Qui-gon.

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Qui-gon-jin strode briskly along the curved grey wall

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Trans-A-quarter of the trade federation battleship.

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_02]: An expensive looking silver C3 series protocol,

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Joy led the way.

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Get first of this guy fucking nose nothing because it's not C3 series.

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a T-C series.

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Ah, you're right.

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all I hate this.

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_02]: David, what?

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_01]: What do we do?

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_01]: What do we do now?

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think we probably are done with the Phantom Menace.

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I think we've reached the end of the Boon-to-Eve classic.

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_01]: We're on lap 3.

[00:39:47] [SPEAKER_01]: You know, we're in the final straight.

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_01]: We're locked with Saboba.

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_01]: You know?

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_02]: And much like we thought we'd be able to pull out an impressive victory.

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_01]: And figure out what the movies about?

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm reading about TC.

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:40:00] [SPEAKER_02]: We're realizing now that realization sinking in, like,

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, even if you beat Saboba,

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_02]: you're still asleep.

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like then you're owned by this guy.

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And now we know that what he does with his...

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_01]: With his apprenticesys?

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, let's go to the Jack Starian Court.

[00:40:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to make this clear.

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_01]: This is not written by Joy's Lucas.

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_01]: This is just Dr. Gonzo.

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And we don't know that that's why you're saying it's not a canon.

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, so you're saying it's not canon.

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying it's not canon.

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying that like obviously there's a lot in the text to suggest

[00:40:27] [SPEAKER_01]: that maybe that's what goes on.

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_01]: But we don't actually know what quite God does.

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And also he's dead.

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's not forget.

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_02]: I love you.

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_02]: He sent silently, not daring to speak it aloud

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_02]: as he pressed a final desperate.

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_02]: This is the end.

[00:40:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Desperate kiss to Quagons, parted lips.

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Letting his tongue flicker against them before he pulled back

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_02]: with a sigh, folding his hands into his sleeves and gripping the tightly.

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Quagon.

[00:40:47] [SPEAKER_02]: As I love you, he spoke aloud in response to the desperate thought

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_02]: stroking Obi-Wan's face for a final time before dropping his hands.

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Lying them trowel slowly over Obi-Wan's body

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_02]: until they fell away from it.

[00:40:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Compat one.

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_02]: We are wanted to court.

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, Master, Obi-Wan responded.

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Quagon let his hand touch the small of the young lands back

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_02]: as he got his pad on from the room.

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_02]: And well, that's it.

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Do you have an idea of who we are?

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Let us know with the great gons of 68 at aowl.com.

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_02]: He figured out we'll write a sequel with Hot Monkey Jedi Love in it.

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Come on, give it your best shot.

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Smiling.

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a con.

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I like the, I like the just the straightforward like,

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_01]: hey man, you want some Jedi Monkey Love?

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Figure out who we are.

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe that's the mystery.

[00:41:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they're the Phantom Menaces.

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Now the Phantom Menaces.

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_01]: The movie is about like, you know, a bunch of pawns in a galactic political game being manipulated from afar by a guy who lives in Carson.

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_01]: So are we calling it? Are we saying that we're,

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_01]: do you think is any fan fiction about the city of Sundarth Mall?

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's see now.

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_01]: But now you wanted this to end David.

[00:41:57] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you do?

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Clearly, David was angry because we weren't shipping his right relationship.

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_02]: We didn't figure out what floats his fucking boat.

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_02]: See his Darth Maul Slashfit.

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_00]: So we'll David let's do some of our patented banser.

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_00]: Oh hey Ben, what's going on man?

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Not too much. Not too much. It's ice coffee season, which is always nice.

[00:42:19] [SPEAKER_01]: How do you feel about ice coffee?

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_00]: Um, like a good ice coffee, like a tall ice coffee.

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, nice tall ice coffee.

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_00]: Snow peas though, right? Back to veggie. Oh back to veggies. Are I sure?

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like, I don't like raw snow peas.

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_01]: You mean like the kind of like almost like Edamame or anything you can kind of sort of,

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Well there's their cornstarch.

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't get the thinner. Yeah, I don't love snow peas.

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_01]: They're okay and like, you know, in Chinese food maybe cooked.

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Raw. No thank you.

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you like a snappy?

[00:42:52] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_00]: Pretty 50.

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_00]: I'm 50. I'm on the fence.

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_00]: This is exactly, is a snappy.

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Well it's the slightly thicker, you know?

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_00]: So that's like the Edamame style. Exactly. Okay.

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of Darth Maul OV1 slash fake.

[00:43:06] [SPEAKER_01]: So OV1 is the sort of boy toy of the fan tremendous for the slash fiction universe.

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I never want to discuss fan fiction again in my entire life.

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_01]: This is so crazy though, but this all exists.

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_02]: David, what if the point I don't movie is that?

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Please go ahead.

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a Jedi's.

[00:43:29] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a criticism of Catholic Church.

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_02]: We already did that.

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_02]: And now absolute power corrupts all.

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_02]: I have about the people we entrust to protect us are the ones actually molesting us.

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, yeah, whatever. Anyway, it's about systems, right?

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like every system is fatally flawed and that's how palpating can manipulate.

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Right. Anyway, you're an actor.

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_01]: You're like a professional actor. Yeah, yeah.

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Which is pretty impressive. I know, I can't believe.

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't talk about it enough.

[00:43:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Me in private or on this podcast.

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Because I've done most of my life being sad and being angry.

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_01]: But it's great. You're an actor.

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_01]: You're like your paid money to be an actor.

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, tons of people who are not actors.

[00:44:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I want to be actors.

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_02]: There was a friend of mine had a whole Facebook thread last night about how bad the movie

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Trapped I was. Really? It was a friend of yours.

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_02]: It's on HBO Go Now and so he was watching it.

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, you know, dating is sad.

[00:44:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I enjoy the film.

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's a good movie.

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, totally.

[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_01]: But he's like right in the middle of my list that year.

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. It was like a nice middle of the back movie.

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I lifted unranked due to bias.

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you're a good boy.

[00:44:36] [SPEAKER_02]: You're a letterboxed.

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't tell anyone.

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_02]: But my friend, my buddy, well well then,

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_02]: who was a great comedian was posting.

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_02]: It was just racking on it.

[00:44:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Right, racking on it.

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Adding comments and then some other people were like, man, this sounds so bad.

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I should watch it too and racking on it.

[00:44:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And they were all racking on it.

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I just wrote like, hey, thanks for the kind words everybody.

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I commented that.

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I was like feeling kind of whatever.

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_02]: And then I remembered like, wait, someone paid me money to be an actor.

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you were paid money to be an actor.

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't care if you don't like it. That's crazy.

[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, it's genuinely amazing.

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's nuts.

[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What was the point you were building up to here?

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, what will your professional actor?

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah. What part would you want most in the Phantom Menace?

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you get any part?

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Like what part would you most want a sync your treatment to?

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_01]: You're not a joke answer.

[00:45:26] [SPEAKER_01]: No, not a joke answer.

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you can give me a joke answer if you want.

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: In fact, give me your joke answer and then give me your joke answer.

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Your joke answer is Grag.

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Obviously.

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_02]: And my serious answer.

[00:45:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Or TC14's boyfriend, a part you would write.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, boy.

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_02]: No, if we're talking about the script as it is, as it is.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, as it is.

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Could I want to play?

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, just swap you in.

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_02]: I think with credit, all deserving credit going to Conorat Lift and his perspective,

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh.

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I've got to play Pinoch and see if I could add a little bit of a little spin to it.

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_01]: But your sort of almost suggesting that you would try to mess with what was on the page,

[00:46:00] [SPEAKER_01]: maybe give me a little more play.

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, not necessarily, but like think about how negative he is about how things are going to work out.

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_02]: But we don't have an army this and that.

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_02]: The guy that casts plays it very stoically, right?

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_02]: He does.

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_02]: What if I didn't change the words but I...

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_02]: You just...

[00:46:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, we don't have an army.

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think that you were...

[00:46:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that was not good performance.

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_02]: That was a cold.

[00:46:20] [SPEAKER_02]: But I was just a disaster.

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It was a disaster.

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_02]: But I like played it neurotic.

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't think, I think Paddington is too low on your top.

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're looking at it.

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're looking at it.

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_01]: 15 list.

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I enjoyed it a lot.

[00:46:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I should mention, I was having an extreme dissociative episode.

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I was watching Paddington.

[00:46:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I took a bunch of allium and then...

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't do that.

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, to I still have this?

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_02]: Then I...

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I don't have...

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_02]: I do.

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_02]: But...

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_02]: What happened was...

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_02]: What the fuck is this, Paddington?

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_00]: How long have we been recording for a month?

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it doesn't even matter.

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_00]: I went ahead and I had a whole shit ton of this out.

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_00]: So who fucking knows?

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_00]: 10 minutes, 20, 30?

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to see Paddington.

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I was on valiant.

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_02]: I had a major panic attack and then I went.

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_02]: I took...

[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_02]: On valiant.

[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_02]: I took valiant because I was having a panic attack.

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_02]: I was trying to subside it and so I just got worse and worse.

[00:47:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, valiant doesn't seem like the right...

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I just sometimes call for disimagine.

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So I went home and I was like, just trying to fall asleep until I brain off.

[00:47:18] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, you just got it.

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Like I was like, you know...

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_02]: So you rented Paddington or something like that?

[00:47:22] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I watched it in the theater.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:47:24] [SPEAKER_02]: My brakes started in the middle of the movie.

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Then I...

[00:47:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Which I didn't enjoy thoroughly.

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Great movie.

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_02]: But I had a hard time figuring out which parts were real,

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_02]: which parts were hallucinous.

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_02]: I was like, I was like, whatever.

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I have a stupid brain.

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_02]: I went home and I was trying to fall asleep and my brain was running too much.

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_02]: So I turned my phone onto the microphone mode,

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_02]: or I could dictate...

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Dictate mode?

[00:47:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_02]: Because I was like, wait a second.

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_02]: I have such a good idea for a screenplay right now before I fall asleep.

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I have to get this off my hand.

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:47:55] [SPEAKER_02]: Can I read this quickly?

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, go ahead.

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_02]: Valiant notes.

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_02]: January 20, 2015.

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_02]: So you did you say that?

[00:48:01] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_02]: So this is dictated into my phone.

[00:48:06] [SPEAKER_02]: You might go, oh, some of these autocorrect.

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Not many.

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Most of these are the most likely intended to say.

[00:48:12] [SPEAKER_02]: And that's saying mostly works.

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_02]: No, no, just one second.

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Don't assume that the technology failed me.

[00:48:16] [SPEAKER_02]: This is the degree to which my brain was working at the time that I dictate this.

[00:48:21] [SPEAKER_02]: We're covered with a smile-airport for the sea structures,

[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_02]: a world-merge cartoony smiling whales with business being conducted over blue skies.

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_02]: Rich crystal clear crackling waves patio clean white man made it summer man.

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_02]: Matt is zebra, sun tanning.

[00:48:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Shays lounge, which to me is so phone reception is eyes made of toys.

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_02]: It's ripping off and call block frozen gel color of night floating in space of pure and clean inside coins,

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_02]: March coins.

[00:48:51] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, sorry, March coins.

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_02]: That did make sense, otherwise.

[00:48:54] [SPEAKER_02]: No.

[00:48:56] [SPEAKER_02]: Man, clean suits string being arms off floors, no Mac.

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Had a talk, his back spaghetti arms over bat elephant.

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_02]: Precious sliding through the desert best friend is a white sweater.

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Coupon soaking wet brown cable net sweater.

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Flopping a long trusted ally off

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_01]: And so this was you reading your thoughts,

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_01]: it's sort of a stream of consciousness.

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I thought it was an idea for a screenplay.

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_02]: In the moment I thought that would that

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_02]: was a good idea for a screenplay?

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_01]: You got to figure that cream houses

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_01]: sees our Perez granny.

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_01]: There's something that got lost in the place.

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember some of that.

[00:49:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember some of that.

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:49:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Sounds good.

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_02]: Cream everything was at the sky's in the ground

[00:49:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and the buildings were all cream

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_02]: and the only things that weren't cream

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_02]: were the creatures.

[00:49:51] [SPEAKER_02]: So it was like a reverse camouflage.

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I suppose you're the best person

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_01]: interpret your brains like thought process.

[00:49:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And the soaking wet sweater was I like

[00:49:59] [SPEAKER_02]: they'd give a sending a creature

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_02]: that was just a sweater that was soaking wet

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_02]: it was like flopping on the floor

[00:50:04] [SPEAKER_02]: and talking through the mouth hole.

[00:50:07] [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that was a low point of my mental sanity

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_02]: and this episode feels like an even lower point.

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think we're okay.

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm gonna call it.

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_02]: You're just gonna call the Phantom Menace

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_02]: like full-shot.

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_02]: We found everything that we can find in the episode.

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Next week is gonna be our last episode

[00:50:22] [SPEAKER_02]: of the Phantom of the Phantom.

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_02]: We were not gonna tell you anything.

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_02]: No, we're gonna keep on talking about stuff

[00:50:27] [SPEAKER_02]: because we let this go on far too long.

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_02]: This is fun too, Sweaty.

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_02]: But next week we're gonna have

[00:50:35] [SPEAKER_02]: some of our trusted friends, allies, idols, listeners,

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_02]: people send us their interpretations.

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_02]: They are quick audio recordings

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_02]: of what they think the film is about

[00:50:48] [SPEAKER_02]: and we'll see if anyone else has the answer

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_02]: because we don't.

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_01]: It's about like pop-a-team in this apartment.

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_00]: So we're asking fans, please send in your thoughts.

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_01]: You've gotten some already, have I?

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we've gotten a couple.

[00:51:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Also, if perhaps maybe from today's episode

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_00]: if you want to send in some of your own fan fiction stuff.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but keep it short.

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's say that. Keep it short.

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_02]: That's the big thing looking through all these.

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_02]: They're too long.

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so keep it precise.

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_01]: You mean the fan fiction is just too long?

[00:51:19] [SPEAKER_01]: There's about a suggestion though,

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_00]: maybe 50 shades of gragra.

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_00]: That seems like that would be perfect.

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go.

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Gragra and her husband is like,

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_01]: why isn't that in the fan fiction?

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_01]: There are no one else reading Wikipedia?

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess not.

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:51:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately, no one's listening to the podcast at this point.

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_01]: So there's no one to...

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's wrap this up.

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Let's wrap this episode.

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Here's the merchandise spotlight.

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to a QVC the other day

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_02]: and I saw still for 1149.

[00:51:48] [SPEAKER_02]: You went to QVC?

[00:51:51] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, not QVC.

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_02]: The CVS.

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_02]: Those games that you went inside a cable channel.

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_02]: My brain feels destroyed right now.

[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I went to a CVS and they had...

[00:52:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh no, it's a right-aid.

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm looking at the tag here.

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_02]: This is the worst episode of any podcast in history.

[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's a...

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a...

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a...

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_02]: Actually figure of Darth Sidious,

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_02]: but the hologram one.

[00:52:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I'm a little walking.

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Right.

[00:52:14] [SPEAKER_02]: So it's that moment that George was really proud of.

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Is it like that?

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_02]: No, it's 1149.

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a lot of mindset.

[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Coming from the guy who spent 30 dollars on context.

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Why didn't you bring those in the whole episode?

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_02]: And just being a playing home for the guy.

[00:52:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I genuinely so embarrassed that I bought them that I'm too...

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_02]: A shame to go to the post office.

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_02]: I know they're gonna hand it over and not know what it is.

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_02]: But I hate the fact that I'm gonna have a box in my hand with context.

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The other thing was I haven't found the reader yet.

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_02]: So I would bring them and then we just look at them.

[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_02]: We couldn't even play them.

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_02]: I think I'd be boring.

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe we'll do that next week.

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_02]: We're playing all these audio clips.

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah, this action figure isn't even...

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_02]: It's not even articulate.

[00:52:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just a little figurine of a hologram palpating.

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_02]: It's small.

[00:52:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And then the main action figure is the hologram walker.

[00:52:58] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that's the hologram thing.

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the thing that moves.

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:53:01] [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of cool though that you see through...

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_01]: That it's like a see through action figure.

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I like that too.

[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I had a nice man action figure that you could put in the freezer and he would like,

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_01]: you know, he turned it.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I see.

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_01]: It was cool.

[00:53:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, that sounds great.

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Character selection.

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I had a lot of action figures.

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Character spotlight.

[00:53:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Some background alien.

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_02]: These terms of the other.

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_02]: We have a character spotlight.

[00:53:24] [SPEAKER_02]: That's something we do.

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_02]: It will compete you when we do this.

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I guess so.

[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I guess we just did a good at that role every week.

[00:53:28] [SPEAKER_02]: So just pick some background alien from the most aspect of the sequence and just imagine

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_02]: if he's a murderer or something to kind of degenerate.

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_02]: That's all this ever fucking turns out to be.

[00:53:37] [SPEAKER_02]: The merchandise is stupid.

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_02]: The characters are all low life.

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_02]: The movie is just about fucking power.

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a revenge man complaining about the system of using him.

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_00]: I suppose this has been an emotional rollercoaster for Griffin.

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_02]: Mostly I have sat in the corner and get going.

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_02]: I have an audition to get to.

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_00]: I've got to try out to play artsy asshole.

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_00]: So yes, next week we'll be our last episode.

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll get in the.

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll get in the.

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_00]: I'll get in the.

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_00]: Right.

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_00]: But we are going to continue.

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_00]: So maybe even if you want to have some fans suggest perhaps some of the films or just something

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_00]: from pop culture.

[00:54:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you want us to talk about talk about.

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_01]: We do have to Google.

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Star Wars now.

[00:54:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I keep hearing you do that.

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah. Well, that's maybe the directional going.

[00:54:18] [SPEAKER_02]: We'll do this next week on air.

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_02]: But maybe you know, I'm D.B.

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_02]: It has like similar movies.

[00:54:22] [SPEAKER_02]: We've been like what's that?

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_02]: You might also like what time do you be?

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_02]: See you in that movie database.

[00:54:27] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_02]: So of course.

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_02]: We used it for our performance for few episodes.

[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_00]: I checked out on that one.

[00:54:36] [SPEAKER_00]: All right.

[00:54:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_02]: The point is that was a good episode.

[00:54:42] [SPEAKER_02]: That was a really good one.

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_02]: That was the best times it was worth.

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_02]: This one's bad.

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_02]: This is just actually just a bad episode.

[00:54:49] [SPEAKER_02]: It's just a bad piece of media.

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_02]: Poor content.

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_02]: My point is that we need to figure out what we're going to talk about next.

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know for the next thing we talk about.

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to talk about for 10 consecutive episodes.

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe.

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_01]: We'll be able to show you.

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_02]: But let's go on there next week on air, Phantom Manus and see the recommendations.

[00:55:08] [SPEAKER_02]: If you like this movie, you might also like it.

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe there's something in a similar vein that can scratch our ears.

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm hungry.

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, me too.

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_02]: I better not get to eat because I got it.

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking not dead.

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you don't need before our dish ends.

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's just too much.

[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_00]: This must end.

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_02]: Usually if when I if I eat before an audition,

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_02]: I just kind of fall at it and think about how badly I want to prove.

[00:55:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I'm going to tweet the link to this episode saying,

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Do not listen to this episode.

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Our goal for this episode is to get zero listen.

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_00]: This is anti-podcasting.

[00:55:36] [SPEAKER_02]: You can write exactly.

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_02]: Next week's going to be a good episode.

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to wrap it up.

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, absolutely.

[00:55:42] [SPEAKER_02]: We're going to play audio clips from some of the brightest stars in Hollywood

[00:55:47] [SPEAKER_02]: and notal notable film critics and our favorite listeners.

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_02]: And they're all going to tell us what the Phantom Manus means.

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_02]: So far we have two clips.

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_02]: But boy are we going to collect some more.

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_02]: And we're all we're going to close the book on the Phantom Manus.

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_02]: And then move on to our next chapter, which by fandom man seems like it might be judging

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_02]: the judge.

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_02]: A podcast about the Robert Downey Jr. David Dobkin film The Judge.

[00:56:13] [SPEAKER_02]: That's right.

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_02]: We've been sitting over you.

[00:56:15] [SPEAKER_02]: Yep.

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_02]: So that's what's coming up.

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_02]: Get ready.

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_02]: What do you have to say, David?

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_02]: I'm so sorry.

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_02]: Can you have to wrap it up?

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_02]: And as always, and as always, you have to say and as always then say something that we've never said before.

[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_00]: All right, and as always, goodbye, family.

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_00]: Bye, bye, family.