More Deleted Scenes with Mike Ryan - Revenge Of The Podcast

[00:00:00] [SPEAKER_02]: I Will Not Betray The Republic

[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_02]: You Know

[00:00:06] You Know

[00:00:07] [SPEAKER_02]: And Action!

[00:00:11] [SPEAKER_02]: If we move some more of it as you were going up the hill so that if he does it when he bursts into flames

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And cut these scenes out of the movie!

[00:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh-huh

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm Griffin

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm David

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That was another Sterling intro on Griffin and David present Revenge Of The Podcast

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Welcome

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a podcast about Revenge Of The Sith, Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge Of The Sith, the third and final film in George Lucas' Phantom Menace trilogy

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We have a special guest with us today

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: We definitely do

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm putting my arm on his shoulder right now

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We've been talking to this guest about being on the show for a long time

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I know

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Possibly even dating back to the Phantom podcast

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_06]: We've been, I think we've been trying to get his attention for a long time

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Mr. Rick McCallum

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Mr. Rick McCallum is here in the studio today

[00:01:01] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm the man who coordinates, I can't really do a Rick McCallum impression

[00:01:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, it's Mike Ryan of Uprocks

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Hey Mike

[00:01:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Film writer

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_07]: I know, Rick McCallum would have been so much better

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_06]: You have a bit of the right things to ask him

[00:01:15] [SPEAKER_06]: The Rick McCallum kinda, he's got sort of always like slightly unkempt hair in all of the interviews

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_06]: But it's unkempt in different ways every time it's sort of, you know

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_06]: You've got a slightly up hair

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Sort of unkempt

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_07]: I gave up

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_07]: But it looks great

[00:01:30] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like long ago

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Like 10, 15 years ago

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_07]: People think it's a style, it's more just laziness

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Anyway

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Well that's you, Brian Gray or Rick McCallum

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Three of the greats

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Three of the greats

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, beautifully unkempt hair

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Today we are talking about deleted scenes

[00:01:45] [SPEAKER_06]: We are, yes

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Now

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_06]: Keeping in, yeah, as we did with Attack on the Clones

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_06]: As is tradition

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You might remember that was the episode where you very quickly realized that there was not enough to talk about in the deleted scenes

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, because Attack on the Clones just had like Padme's dad

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_03]: We talked about that a lot how dirty he was

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_06]: And then didn't talk about that much else

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Have you ever watched the Attack on the Clones deleted scenes?

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_06]: No

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_06]: There's like a whole thing with Padme's dad

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_06]: His like visits

[00:02:09] [SPEAKER_06]: He meets Anakin

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_06]: He talks to Anakin

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_06]: He's like what are your intentions with my daughter

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Who plays Padme's dad?

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_06]: He's some random guy

[00:02:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Like from Australia

[00:02:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Mr. Joe Don Baker

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, Australia's

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Are you kidding me?

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Australia's Joe Don Baker

[00:02:23] [SPEAKER_03]: But he's this like slovenly kind of like portly guy

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like at the Naboo Countryside

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So he's like a Klee Glars

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but with the

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Without the pathos of a Klee Glars, you know?

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And he also thinks he's a Psy-O-Bible

[00:02:36] [SPEAKER_03]: If that makes sense

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_03]: If that reads to you

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He's carrying himself

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I know who Psy-O-Bible is

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I know you know who he is

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm saying if the intention

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I had his action figure

[00:02:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh god, what a figure that was

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Wait, what did his action figure come with?

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_03]: A contact ship

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_06]: No, but like was there any accessory for Psy-O-Bible?

[00:02:51] [SPEAKER_07]: He might have had a staff

[00:02:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Could he have a staff?

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe he had a little key though

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_07]: You know, if you like push the button

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_07]: The contact ship was the big thing

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_07]: He put it in

[00:02:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I actually owned the contact ship

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_07]: You had the communicator?

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Reader

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_07]: And what a dumb thing

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh huh

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it just lines from the movie

[00:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, it's great that you brought that up

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I over the course of this podcast

[00:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Have bought I think 70 contacts

[00:03:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's bought a

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And still don't have a reader

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_06]: He's bought a gross of

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Com-Tecs to Com-Tecs

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I bought a gross

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And the ship reader is that expensive of a purchase on eBay

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: No, you know what it honestly is

[00:03:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That's holding me up at this point

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Is like I have almost all the Com-Tecs

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: But I'm missing a couple key ones

[00:03:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Are you just gonna set a day aside

[00:03:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Just to like

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a really hunting pack

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm just gonna go through these

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_07]: And like listen

[00:03:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Look I gotta save something for our season finale

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_07]: You know what's gonna happen

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_07]: You're gonna go through there

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_07]: And there's gonna be one

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Maybe like even on Psy-O-Bible

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_07]: And it's gonna be a line

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_07]: That was in the movie

[00:03:46] [SPEAKER_07]: And just changes everything

[00:03:48] [SPEAKER_07]: It'll be the turnkey

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: It'll be the final puzzle piece

[00:03:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I'll tease this

[00:03:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I plan to get a Com-Tec reader soon

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_03]: So I will be able to

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Perhaps share some Com-Tec lines

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: With our audience at the live

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Griffin Day of Present

[00:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Revenge of the podcast finale

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_06]: You're planning for a live show

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_06]: To take out a Com-Tec ship

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_06]: And play tiny audio clips

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_06]: For the audience that I assume

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Will be filing through the exit

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I said I may

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_06]: As you do this

[00:04:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Do that

[00:04:15] [SPEAKER_03]: No spoilers

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I may do that

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, please come to our live show

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Monday, November 23rd, 7.30 p.m.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Huge guest

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_03]: We're negotiating right now

[00:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: But huge guest on the docket

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be great

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Com-Tecs

[00:04:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Gonna eat food on Mike

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna read fanfiction

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna do all the things

[00:04:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That David hates

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, great

[00:04:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It'll be a great, great time

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I was a little scared

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: About doing another Delayed Scenes episode

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Because I thought it might be

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Little, little thin

[00:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Little sweaty

[00:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But then I watched these

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Delayed Scenes

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Woe Nelly

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There's some weird stuff in there

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_03]: There's some weird fucking stuff

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: To talk about here

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: On one hand, I understand why

[00:04:57] [SPEAKER_03]: All of them were deleted

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Uh, yeah

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_06]: But then if you watch the movie

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't understand why the whole film

[00:05:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Wasn't deleted

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Just wipe your computer

[00:05:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't keep any of this

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But these scenes actually do

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Attempt to resolve some of the issues

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That we've been complaining about

[00:05:15] [SPEAKER_03]: In this movie for the last few weeks

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: They add a lot of depth

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, let's ask Mike about the movie

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Because Mike

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_06]: The movie or the deleted scene

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Just before we get into the deleted scenes

[00:05:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Your overall impression of Revenge of the Sith

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't like it

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, me either

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Bad movie

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Bad movie

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_06]: Crazy that we've done now

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Eight episodes on it

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, still don't like it

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Every week we think maybe

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_07]: This is the week we're gonna like it

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Nope

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_07]: I rewatched it in honor of

[00:05:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Meeting with you two gentlemen

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_07]: And

[00:05:43] [SPEAKER_06]: And we had like a 45 minute conversation

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_06]: On a New York City corner

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_06]: We did

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_06]: A few weeks ago about it

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_07]: It's

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_07]: I think George Lucas somehow got a memo

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Between Attack the Clones

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_07]: And Revenge of the Sith

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Like, oh man they're just not having enough fun

[00:05:58] [SPEAKER_07]: So his idea of throwing

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Throwing fun is

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just the same kind of dialogue

[00:06:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Only I'm gonna smile while saying it

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Like look at that

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Having a great time

[00:06:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Like how many times does Ewan McGregor

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Smile in this movie

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_07]: As he delivers a stilted line

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of cheeky line delivery

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_07]: It's true, hello there

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Big smile

[00:06:15] [SPEAKER_06]: It's almost like he's like

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_06]: There's some horror of war

[00:06:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Thing going on with him

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Because he's in the midst of

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_06]: Like murder and battle

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_06]: And he's always like grinning

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Kind of like almost like

[00:06:26] [SPEAKER_06]: He's overcompensating

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_06]: He's going through like a

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Disassociated episode

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly

[00:06:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I mean to that point

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_03]: It's almost like people told him

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_03]: That the last two were really

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Stayed and boring

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Little stilted and dour

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And so he googled fun

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And then was like, okay, smiling

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_07]: Everyone's smiling in these

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Stock photos

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_07]: When I googled fun

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_07]: It comes on set the next scene

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_07]: New rule guys

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_07]: We're gonna have fun

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_07]: And from what I understand

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_07]: That means smiling

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, the corners of your mouth

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Need to be upward

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that's what we need

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_07]: There's that

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And then there's another scene

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_07]: That really kind of

[00:06:59] [SPEAKER_07]: It pisses me off every time I see it

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It's in the opening

[00:07:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Shot

[00:07:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Where Anakin Skywalker

[00:07:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Is

[00:07:06] [SPEAKER_07]: They're flying through all the mess

[00:07:08] [SPEAKER_07]: And he says

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Here's where the fun begins

[00:07:10] [SPEAKER_07]: And he says it in such a terrible way

[00:07:13] [SPEAKER_07]: You can't deliver it with any kind of

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Authority like anyone else can

[00:07:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, you know what scene I like

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Is a great display of George's

[00:07:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Emphasis on fun in this movie

[00:07:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Is when they go to retrieve

[00:07:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Emperor Palpatine, Senator Palpatine

[00:07:26] [SPEAKER_03]: From Gryffin's Clutches

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Chancellor

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Chancellor

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, sorry, why am I nitpicking?

[00:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: The one that wasn't the right one

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Why am I nitpicking? Go on

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_03]: When they go to rescue him

[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's in the chair

[00:07:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Count Dooku

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Like comes up behind them

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And he turns around and Count Dooku

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Has like two noise makers

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's setting off fireworks

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's doing like a little

[00:07:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Like mariachi dance

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fun

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright, alright

[00:07:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I listen to all that for that

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Fun

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Um, well

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_06]: You know, for kids

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Did you guys watch the

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Behind-the-scenes documentary

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_06]: About like

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin Skywalker

[00:07:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Is the chosen one

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I did watch that

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you watch that?

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_06]: And it had some interesting

[00:08:02] [SPEAKER_06]: It really, just because

[00:08:04] [SPEAKER_06]: You were ragging on Hayden

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Who's, you know

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Bad actor

[00:08:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Bad in the movie

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Bad actor, bad performance

[00:08:09] [SPEAKER_03]: That was a bad job

[00:08:10] [SPEAKER_06]: But you really feel a lot of sympathy

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Did you watch this little documentary?

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like 15 minutes long

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Was it on the original DVD?

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't remember if it was

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_07]: If it's on the original DVD

[00:08:19] [SPEAKER_07]: I have seen it in my life

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_07]: At some point

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_07]: I have not rewatched it for today

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_06]: You know, it's just George Lucas

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Talking about the overall arc of Anakin

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_06]: And like how the prophecy, you know

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Informs everything he's been writing

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_06]: And all that

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_02]: I think he can be a little bit more

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_02]: Stronger than that

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_02]: Not moody

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_06]: This is exactly

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_06]: There's these great little snippets

[00:08:36] [SPEAKER_06]: See, Ben was listening

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you're talking about producer Ben

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_03]: A.K. producer Ben

[00:08:39] [SPEAKER_03]: A.K. the Ben Deucer

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: A.K. Mr. Positive

[00:08:42] [SPEAKER_03]: A.K. Hello Fennel

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_03]: A.K. The Haas

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_03]: A.K. the Peeper

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_06]: The Peeper himself

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_06]: He was peeping on these deleted scenes

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_06]: And these making ofs

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_06]: And you see George Lucas

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Directing Hayden Christensen

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Which I've never seen before

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Pretty incredible

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_06]: And it's awful

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_06]: You feel so bad for Hayden Christensen

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like walking in on your parents having sex

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_03]: No, this isn't fun for anybody

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_06]: And like there's this scene where he walks up to Hayden

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_06]: And he says like

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_06]: So I've really expanded

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Like the scene with you and Chancellor

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_06]: To give you a lot more to do

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh wait, I got the clip

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, here we go right ahead

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_02]: Ben's learn clips

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_02]: I have rewritten

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_02]: I spent the whole weekend rewriting the scene

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_02]: Between you and Palpatine

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Where you turn

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_02]: And I've added some more to that

[00:09:24] [SPEAKER_02]: Hayden's just like

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_07]: You do not do a very good George Lucas

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_02]: No, I terrible George Lucas

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_06]: You do a better one

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I've added some scenes when you turn

[00:09:31] [SPEAKER_06]: He's difficult to do

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_07]: I tried one once

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_07]: And someone thought it sounded like a combination

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Between Kermit the Frog and Lorne Michaels

[00:09:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, there's a lot of Lorne Michaels in there

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Wow, that is a good one

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_06]: It's sort of soft spoken

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin

[00:09:45] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a lot of Kermit there

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Back when Chevy was on the show

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm sorry

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_07]: No, that was great

[00:09:53] [SPEAKER_07]: No, I apologize

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I ruined the whole thing

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_06]: You're wearing a Star Wars shirt

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I ruined everything

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_06]: You're wearing a Star Wars shirt

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_06]: But just

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_06]: I just want to say the look in Hayden's eyes

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_06]: When George is saying that to him

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Like when he's saying

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Like I wrote for the whole weekend

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_06]: To make this scene better for you

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Hayden just looks like so lost

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_06]: And like

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, I've had the feeling

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_06]: When your boss comes up to you

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_06]: And he's like

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, could you

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_06]: You know, he's giving you nonsensical advice

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_06]: And you just have to be like

[00:10:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, no, that's fine

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_06]: I'll do that

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, whatever

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Like Hayden's just obviously like

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_06]: Whatever, whatever

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Like let's just do it

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Let's just get through this

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Like I felt very bad for Hayden

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_06]: For the first time in a while

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_02]: When you say

[00:10:29] [SPEAKER_02]: I want more

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_02]: But I know I shouldn't

[00:10:32] [SPEAKER_02]: You can turn away

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I want more

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_02]: But I know I

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_02]: So when you're saying

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_02]: I know I shouldn't

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_02]: You're turning away

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, there is

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, we'll loop around and say

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We'll talk about some other special features today

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It's not his fault he got cast

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not his fault

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, who would

[00:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: His fault that he auditioned

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He shouldn't have gone in

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: He should have known

[00:10:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No, of course

[00:10:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Everyone wanted to be

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Who wouldn't take this role

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean, of course

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, no, I mean

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I would have been scared to even audition

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Because to follow in the footsteps

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Of Jake Lloyd is a thankless task

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: There's certain roles you don't take

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't say anything

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: About about Jake Lloyd

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we all feel a little bad

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_07]: About Jake Lloyd

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_07]: He seems like a nice little boy

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Like he was like what

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Nine, ten, maybe

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Or kid

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Younger, I think

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_07]: He didn't know

[00:11:16] [SPEAKER_07]: No, I don't blame him at all

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_06]: But I barely blame Hayden

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_06]: I blame him a little more

[00:11:21] [SPEAKER_06]: I blame him a little more

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_06]: But you think he would

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_07]: Have honed his craft a little bit

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Between these movies

[00:11:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, that is true

[00:11:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe you watched the second movie

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_06]: And learned

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_07]: He could both take an acting class

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_06]: But you know, George is saying to him

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Like oh yeah, you know

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Because you're feeling bad here

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_06]: So you want to turn

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_06]: And like face the window

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_06]: When you say like regret

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_06]: It's just it's like a man

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Who just thinks he's found

[00:11:42] [SPEAKER_06]: The computer program

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_06]: That explains human emotion

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Your Georgie Porgy

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Is getting very Midwestern

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: You're like oh Hayden

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you know

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Where is he from?

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Great question

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Where's George from?

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_07]: He's from Modesto, California

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_07]: He's in California, right?

[00:11:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh right, yes, of course

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Come on, come on

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_07]: I thought I was on the Star

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm regretting this

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm regretting this

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_06]: We live in a

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Long time ago

[00:12:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Galaxy far, far away

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_06]: You know, the people themselves

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_06]: They're just props

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, we're in the galaxy

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_03]: They're props

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a silent film

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, George, he's from Wisconsin

[00:12:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Famous story about growing up there

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a moment

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_03]: There is an hour

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_03]: An 18 minute long

[00:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: What they refer to as

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: A feature length documentary

[00:12:22] [SPEAKER_03]: On the original DVD

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Because once again

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Needs to be noted

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: This fucking garbage blu-ray box set

[00:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Removes all the special features

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: In the DVD of any interest

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So we had to like go online

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, they're all in line

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: But there's this feature length

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Quote unquote documentary

[00:12:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Called Within a Minute

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_03]: That is an hour and 18 minutes

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Just devoted to what went into doing

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_03]: One minute of the Mustafar

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Light saber battle sequence

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: And the idea is to show

[00:12:44] [SPEAKER_03]: The enormity of a movie

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And how many different people

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Impact it

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And so they go through by

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Like department by department

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like, oh, design, sound, editing

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Right, like yeah

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And Rick McCallum producer

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Is like hosting the whole thing

[00:12:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And every time they like

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Zoom out of the grid

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Where you see like

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The family tree of the whole crew

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And then zooms into a different part

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_03]: And it cuts back to him

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like catering is the heart

[00:13:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And soul of a Star Wars movie

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I swear to God

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: There's literally two minutes

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Of him talking about catering

[00:13:08] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes if it's not for catering

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Not only to keep our cast and crew

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Fed because they're working 13 hours

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_03]: But to make them feel nourished

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And then they go to like someone

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Stirring a giant pot of stew

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Like literally

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Not even fucking with you

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: But there are two lines

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That really jumped out to me

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: One is Rick McCallum at the beginning

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Is explaining his own position

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes I am the producer on the film

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So my role is to make sure

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That I create the environment where George has

[00:13:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Every single thing he needs and wants

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm the guy to make sure that

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_03]: No one has to say no to him

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That I create the environment

[00:13:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Where he's allowed to do it

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Exactly what he wants

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_06]: So he's the maintainer of like

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_06]: The bubble basically

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Right

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_06]: He carefully crafts the bubble

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Around George

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_06]: So nothing can enter that could possibly be negative

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Right so this guy's a fucking dooku

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a dooku

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a dooku

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: He might not be a palpatine

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's like he's part of the problem

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_03]: No, no, that's not the role of

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he was like generally

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the role of producer

[00:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like no I think the role of producer

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Is pretty much a push-pull kind of thing

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah you push back

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Right sometimes you go

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_07]: I know let's

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_07]: The dooku reference might be good

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Because he does have this aura

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Of this guy's in charge

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_07]: Where'd he come from

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_07]: I've never heard of this guy before

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_07]: McCallum definitely has that vibe

[00:14:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:14:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah this guy out some and says he's the main guy

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_07]: And I've never heard of him before

[00:14:22] [SPEAKER_07]: He fucking posts this documentary

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he's Neil deGrasse Tyson

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Like he's leading us through the journey

[00:14:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah who is Rick McCallum

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_07]: Who's Count Dooku

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Like he just shows up in episode two

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Like I'm the bad guy

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_07]: We're supposed to

[00:14:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Same with Grievous in this movie

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_07]: It's just like I'm the bad guy now

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_07]: I know you've never heard of me before

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_07]: But trust me

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm pretty bad

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_03]: If I remember correctly

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Rick McCallum was like a Canadian guy

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Who did very small skill stuff

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And then became producer

[00:14:47] [SPEAKER_03]: On the young Indiana Jones Chronicles

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Which was a TV show that Lucas created

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_06]: He'd done some British TV and things like that

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Then he works on the young Indiana Jones Chronicles

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_06]: And then he's just in Lucas' film

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_06]: And that was so great

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah one of the best

[00:15:00] [SPEAKER_06]: So memorable

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_06]: You need to produce Star Wars

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm in

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_06]: So yeah he just became George's like consigliari

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Like that is what he is

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Well just quickly guys

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Sidebar what's your favorite

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: What would you say your top five favorite

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_03]: YIJC episodes

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah sorry

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's tough cause there's so many good ones right

[00:15:19] [SPEAKER_03]: What about that one that's set in the jazz age

[00:15:22] [SPEAKER_03]: With old Indiana Jones and Harrison Ford

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And old age maker

[00:15:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Well that's the most famous one

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Cause Harrison Ford is actually in it

[00:15:27] [SPEAKER_07]: There's actually like a

[00:15:29] [SPEAKER_07]: An eight minute scene to start this episode

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Where Harrison Ford is playing Indiana Jones

[00:15:34] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got like an eyepatch right

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_07]: No that's a different episode

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_07]: There's more than one of him in old age maker

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_07]: Now this one it's framed around Indiana Jones

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_07]: As an adult

[00:15:45] [SPEAKER_07]: And then it goes

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_07]: He finds like a saxophone

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh right

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_07]: He starts playing it a little bit

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_07]: And remembers

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Then it flashbacks to what he's a kid

[00:15:56] [SPEAKER_07]: At a jazz club

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_07]: But it's funny cause it's Harrison Ford

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Circa what?

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_07]: 1993 or 4

[00:16:02] [SPEAKER_07]: He's kinda got like a little

[00:16:04] [SPEAKER_06]: A little mullet

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_06]: He's sorta got his duck hair

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_06]: He's like mosquito coast hair so

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_07]: It would have been very much

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_07]: It would have been more Sabrina era probably

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh wow

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_06]: What about

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_06]: I've seen the one episode with the CGI like stained glass person

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_06]: I remember that episode

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_06]: No that's young Sherlock Holmes

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_06]: That's young Sherlock Holmes

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay there we go

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Barry Levinson picture

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_07]: But there is an episode where

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_07]: It flashes forward to old Indiana Jones

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_07]: He's got an eyepatch

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Okay but that was an Harrison Ford

[00:16:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Which is now gonna retconned out

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_07]: That was him too?

[00:16:35] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no it was not

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_07]: They just got an old guy

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_07]: They got an old guy

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Why would they just get an old guy to begin with?

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Jesus Christ

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: You got a young guy

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You know it's not like it's a young Harrison Ford

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's an alternate picture

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_03]: What if they just cast an old guy in

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Raiders of the Lost Ark to begin with

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I like old guys, they know stuff

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You know give me a guy with some experience

[00:16:51] [SPEAKER_03]: An adult

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_07]: Give me an adult who knows what he's talking about

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't need a kid

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't care that

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't need another Anakin's guy

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't need a Hayden Christensen playing Indiana Jones

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: No kids

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Another Rick McCallum thing

[00:17:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Or no this was a George quote that jumped out to me

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a part where they go into like

[00:17:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Him dealing with the previs

[00:17:11] [SPEAKER_03]: On all the special effects

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like going over the storyboards of them

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_03]: So they can pre-vis it out

[00:17:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And he just goes like

[00:17:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I like it but we'll see what the director has to say

[00:17:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And he keeps on saying that

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You're like

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_03]: What?

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You're the director

[00:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: You're the director

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_03]: What do you talk about

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it cuts to like an interview with George

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Like a like to the camera interview

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_03]: What am I doing?

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: What am I doing?

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay that's been editorializing here

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Throwing in his two cents

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes director

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Directed and they cut to him

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I've asked a very good friend of mine

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Who is the director

[00:17:43] [SPEAKER_03]: To come give me some advice on the previs

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Steven Spielberg

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's a good friend of mine

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And a great filmmaker

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_03]: And it just cuts back to a montage of him going like

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You know the director said that maybe

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_06]: He just calls him the director

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's giving notes on the storyboards

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And being like

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if this is too ambitious

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And don't blame me

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Blame the director

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But he thought it would be cool

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_03]: If the thing flips over

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And then they cut back to the interview with George

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes it's nice

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it gives me a bit of a buffer

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_03]: So I can just blame everything on the director

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_03]: So people don't get angry at me

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_03]: George Lucas doesn't want people to get angry at him

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Insanity

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_03]: But they don't make it clear if he

[00:18:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh because he goes

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Well the director is coming in on Monday

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: To one of them

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And they go

[00:18:22] [SPEAKER_03]: When are you going to tell us who it is

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: You'll see

[00:18:24] [SPEAKER_03]: But you never see him

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Referring to Spielberg by his name

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: So it's unclear

[00:18:28] [SPEAKER_03]: If he's just had everyone on his staff

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Go like

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Who the fuck is this director

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Ladies and gentlemen

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Mr. Jonathan Levine

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Taylor Hackford everybody

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_03]: If you want to actually motivate people

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Say hey Spielberg thought this was a good idea

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Steven fucking Spielberg

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Master of visual storytelling

[00:18:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And fucking narrative economy

[00:18:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Steven Spielberg

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_03]: That's insane

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_03]: There's also part where he's directing

[00:18:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Special Effects

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And they cut to an interview with him

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes you know this process

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Is very very similar to

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Working with actors

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You know doing special effects

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And you're like

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh he's going to say that

[00:19:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Working on special effects is more human

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_03]: People think it's very technical

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:19:09] [SPEAKER_03]: It's about the emotions of it

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And he goes you know

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Working on special effects

[00:19:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the same thing I do with actors

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I tell them

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay just a little

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_03]: More of this

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Move your hand this way

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_03]: This and that

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And he proceeds to explain how he

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Directs actors on set

[00:19:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's the most robotic

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Technical thing

[00:19:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Of all time

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Did you happen to attend the

[00:19:27] [SPEAKER_07]: The Tribeca talk with Colbert

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_07]: And George Lucas

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_06]: I watched it

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_06]: I did not attend it

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_07]: It was amazing

[00:19:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Just to hear Lucas

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_07]: And his mindset on this

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Basically he doesn't like

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't like dialogue

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_07]: He's like I wanted Star Wars to be

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Silent movie

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_07]: Silent movie

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_06]: He talks about it all the time

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_06]: It's weird

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_07]: The Clone Wars cartoon show

[00:19:42] [SPEAKER_07]: And don't use dialogue

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Have you seen the Clone Wars cartoon show

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Which we discussed on last week's episode

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_07]: I've seen maybe

[00:19:47] [SPEAKER_06]: Not the 3D cartoon

[00:19:48] [SPEAKER_06]: The 2D Jenny Tartatowsky cartoon

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes

[00:19:51] [SPEAKER_07]: I've seen not everyone

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_07]: I've seen probably

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_07]: A fair amount

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Of them and I've seen

[00:19:54] [SPEAKER_07]: Probably 15 episodes of the other one

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah the other one

[00:19:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Each episode of the Tartakowsky series

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Has an average of three lines of dialogue

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Right but let's be fair

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Those are like

[00:20:04] [SPEAKER_07]: They're like four minutes long

[00:20:06] [SPEAKER_03]: But counterpoint

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Counterpoint I've thrown out a lot

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Mad Max Fury Road

[00:20:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Is kind of what George kept on cleaning

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_03]: He was trying to do with these movies

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Where it's like it's all about motion

[00:20:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't really care about the dialogue

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_03]: The dialogue is a little broad

[00:20:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I use it sparingly

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Except he doesn't

[00:20:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he uses it

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_03]: He uses it all the time

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_06]: To explain all the bullshit in his dumb universe

[00:20:22] [SPEAKER_06]: That sucks

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Yup

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_06]: I hate Star Wars

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_06]: And he hates emotion

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He goes on like a five minute tangent

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_03]: About how he directs actors

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And special effects

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And the whole time it's not like

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Anakin so think about

[00:20:32] [SPEAKER_03]: You know your mother

[00:20:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Has left you this and that

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just going like

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And you know open your eyes

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_03]: A little bit wider

[00:20:37] [SPEAKER_03]: And then move the hand down further

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah it's a lot of exactly

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_06]: How to position himself

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_06]: You know you guys didn't want

[00:20:43] [SPEAKER_06]: It's so weird because you see

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_06]: This in the Hayden documentary

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Like him in his like burn makeup

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_06]: And like he's like walking around

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_06]: All burned up and freaking people out

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_06]: And Ewan McGregor comes

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_06]: That sounds like a great movie

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah it's good

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_06]: And Ewan McGregor like comes in

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_06]: And is like holy shit you look crazy

[00:20:58] [SPEAKER_06]: You know and like starts like

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Tickling his chin and being like

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh it's so weird and like

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_06]: And you're like

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_06]: Great Ewan by the way

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_06]: These two are really cute

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_06]: Like look at these two

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_06]: They have off screen chemistry

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_06]: And even in this deleted scene

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_06]: One of the deleted scenes

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_06]: They're kind of cute

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Elevator antics

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Elevator antics

[00:21:13] [SPEAKER_06]: So let's get on to delete scenes

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Well that's just where is it

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_06]: And then oh and just one more

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_06]: Thing on the Hayden thing

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Because you guys didn't watch it

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Anyway there's just

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_06]: You see Hayden he's just sitting

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Blue, blue, blue

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Everything's blue around him

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_06]: He's sipping from like a jug of water

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Jug is blue

[00:21:27] [SPEAKER_06]: And his arms and legs are blue

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Because he's going to be an amputee

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Right

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_06]: And George is coming up to him

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_06]: And saying like

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_06]: So we need you to like flip over

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Obi-Wan and he's going to cut your like

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_06]: Do you want to do that

[00:21:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Or should a stunt guy do that

[00:21:39] [SPEAKER_06]: And Hayden's just like

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_06]: At whatever I mean

[00:21:42] [SPEAKER_06]: Is my face in the shot

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Like if my face is in the shot

[00:21:44] [SPEAKER_06]: I should probably do it right

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_06]: And like George is like

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh you know whatever you want

[00:21:48] [SPEAKER_06]: It's so baffling

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Why isn't he just saying

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Like I need you to do this

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_06]: I need you to do that

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Like I want you to do this stronger

[00:21:54] [SPEAKER_06]: I want you you know

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_06]: It's so passive

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_06]: It's so passive

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_06]: That's why I'm doing a Midwestern accent

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_06]: Because he's just so polite

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_06]: And passive the whole time

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_03]: And Hayden just looks so lost

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Last week was probably our most

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Positive episode ever

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Because we covered the Eclomware series

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is pretty good

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_03]: This is very quickly becoming

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_03]: One of our anchor episodes

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I have to go back into the movie

[00:22:13] [SPEAKER_03]: And watch him make these mistakes

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_02]: He's got to jump down

[00:22:16] [SPEAKER_02]: And as he comes over

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_02]: He's got to cut him

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah and then he's going to go

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_02]: Then we can do the second piece

[00:22:21] [SPEAKER_02]: Where he lands

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Mike how you doing

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_07]: What's up guys

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Thanks for being here Mike

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_03]: First of all you've seen is called

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Elevator Antics

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Now this was

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like an Atari 2600 game

[00:22:33] [SPEAKER_03]: It definitely sounds like one

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a stand up arcade game

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah it's a lot of them just

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Trying to make an ele...

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_07]: ...get eyes through some elevators

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Get to avoid battle droids

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_07]: That's what happens

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_07]: They laugh, they do an impression

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Of R2-D2 which is the weirdest thing

[00:22:49] [SPEAKER_06]: What is that?

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Because it's so weird

[00:22:52] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay we have to explain it

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_06]: They're like, oh R2 said like

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_06]: That means like up right

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_06]: And like no I think it means down

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_06]: I believe Obi-Wan actually says

[00:23:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin I'm not a protocol droid

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I've complained in past weeks

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_03]: About how little... am I wrong?

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_03]: No I think you believe you're correct

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I've complained about how little comedy

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm watching it silently

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: There is in Revenge of the Sith

[00:23:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Because as we all know

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Phantom As is a laugh fest

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a ride ball chuggler

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Attack the clones focuses on romance

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: This film's very dry

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Half of these deleted scenes are like

[00:23:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Out and out comedy routines

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah they're just like

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_06]: Sort of their color

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Are like Rowan and Martin bits

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Are like the two of them standing around

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Doing banter

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_07]: When I was first watching this

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_07]: It felt like something that

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Someone involved with the movie

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Would have taken on Conan O'Brien

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_07]: That night as a goof

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_07]: A fake scene where Nathan Lane

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Added himself into Revenge of the Sith

[00:23:44] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like the caterer

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Or it feels like they got a bunch of

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_06]: Kind of hacks to you know like

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_06]: Bruce Valanche together

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_06]: And they were like can you give us

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_06]: Just give us some funny scenes

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Here's the script

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Something we can put in

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_06]: The movie needs some laughs

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Like come on quickly now

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Smile, come on have some fun

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Noisemakers, mariachi dance

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It feels like an MTV movie awards parody

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh the weirdest one

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Which I might be jumping ahead a little bit

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_07]: That's okay

[00:24:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Taxi right

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_07]: Well let's check tea

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_07]: We will get to her

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the next one

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Elevator antics yeah

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_07]: I don't know

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_07]: It's after the antics in that happens

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: But the major conflict of elevator antics

[00:24:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Is these droids are coming after them

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like trying to get the elevator to work

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And the elevator won't come

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like ah never comes when you need it

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's like this weird attempt

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Suddenly of George trying to make something

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Relatable within this universe

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Ah yes I've waited for elevators

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_07]: Just like Anakin Skywalker

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But they're like just fucking goofing around

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: With each other

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You think about the context of where this

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Would have fit into the movie

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is like after the opening space battle

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_03]: They land on Grievous' ship

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And before the confrontation with Grievous

[00:24:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything's really dour

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_03]: The only comedy is R2-D2

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Peeing gasoline and making all the droids trip

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_03]: But like this is very much not in line

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_07]: And that really is hilarious

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh it's funny

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I mean it's a laugh riot

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_07]: It's so funny

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Especially because the droids go like

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Uh oh what

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_07]: Wasn't it like rank number 8 on AFI

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Like funniest scenes in the last

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_07]: 100 laughs

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_07]: 100 movies

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_07]: 100 laughs and a movie

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's R2-P being oil

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and then he goes Pee-Pee in their coke

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's really funny

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_06]: But wait

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_06]: I just want to get back to this thing

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Where they do the droid

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Because like it's like

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_06]: They don't say the beeping

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_06]: It's just a sound effect

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Of the beeping

[00:25:23] [SPEAKER_06]: Inserted into their dialogue

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like a strange Jedi power

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_07]: Yes, that's supposed to be a power

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Where they had super speed

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_07]: But they never used again

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_07]: It's a strange Jedi power

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_07]: Where they can make the sounds

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_07]: Of an astro-tech droid

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_07]: Like exactly right

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_07]: Exactly right

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_06]: The Jedi are master impressionists

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But like beyond Michael Winslow

[00:25:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Like next

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_03]: They're literally

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right

[00:25:44] [SPEAKER_07]: They would fit right in

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_07]: In Pleas Academy 4 Citizen Patrol

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_07]: Like it was amazing

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_07]: Like oh man

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Put Michael Winslow

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_07]: And these two chokers in a movie

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_03]: No these scenes do feel like

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Mission to Moscow

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_03]: They do feel like just a couple Jedi's

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Like shooting this shit

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_03]: While they're ainting around

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean these are cut scenes

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_03]: They weren't finished

[00:26:02] [SPEAKER_03]: You can tell they're unfinished

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_03]: The effects are

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah feels like city under siege

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_07]: Where

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Let's just keep going

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_07]: But wait

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_07]: Operation Miami Beach

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Is obviously a clear influence

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_06]: On this scene

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_06]: I do like the thing

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_06]: That it's unfinished

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Because they get into an elevator

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_06]: And there's just a little piece of

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_06]: Like title

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_06]: A title card that just says

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Numerous droids

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Right I didn't know what that meant

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_06]: There's supposed to have a lot of droids behind them

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_06]: But it's empty

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Right

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_06]: So we just have to imagine

[00:26:25] [SPEAKER_06]: And I kinda like that

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_06]: And then they start fighting nothing

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_06]: It's great

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_06]: And you see like the poor guys with their

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Sometimes their lightsabers

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Aren't even animated

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_06]: They're sticked

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_06]: And they're just kinda

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Like what else can they do

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_06]: They just sort of wave their sticks around

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_06]: You know and they're like

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess they'll make this look cool later

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_06]: But it looks so lame

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Well the reason I bring it up

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Look

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_06]: It wasn't a final mix

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_06]: No no we feel bad of course

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_06]: You make movies look better in post production

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_03]: But the way George shot it

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Hayden Christensen goes

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah, Otto was like

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And then he opens his mouth

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_03]: And then they overlay

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Just audio from R2-D2

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Like his intention was

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: It might have been a little cleaner

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: But his intention was

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: They just play the actual sounds

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_03]: So they're master

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Impressionists

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Also I did note this last week

[00:27:09] [SPEAKER_03]: And I should've and I'll note it again today

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_03]: If we need to hold your hand for this

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: These

[00:27:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Delete scenes are available on YouTube

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Just go on YouTube and

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Go watch The Clone Wars

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_03]: And watch all the stuff we're talking about

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah but for Disney or

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Whoever owns the rights to these

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_06]: These days maybe it's still Fox

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Like there's no litigiousness

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Clearly they're just happy to have them

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_06]: Weirdly defined

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_06]: This deleted scene has

[00:27:29] [SPEAKER_06]: Three million views on YouTube

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is kind of insane

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Weirdly easy to find

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And super cut

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_03]: All the deleted scenes together

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_03]: So next scene is

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Is the Shaq T scene right

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes Grievous slaughters a Jedi

[00:27:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Is what it's called

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Now this is a direct continuation

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_06]: He's just making R2-D2 noises

[00:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: This is crazy Mike Ryan just opened his mouth

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: And these noises are coming out of his mouth

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Perfectly

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna try this

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Master Impressionist

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna try this hold on

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_07]: He's not moving his lips

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_07]: His throat is just

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_07]: So

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_07]: So David

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_07]: When I was trying to come here

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And then

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what the scene's like

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep that's exactly what the scene is like

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_06]: It's just except

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_06]: You can't see that Mike was

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Opening his mouth

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Sort of just like

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Ah

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_06]: And those noises

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_06]: This is cool

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_06]: This is a cool phone cover you have

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah it's an iPhone

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_01]: It's an iPhone 6

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Have you not seen those before?

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_01]: No I don't

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Mike Ryan's wearing a Star Wars T-shirt

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_03]: He's got an R2-D2 phone

[00:28:25] [SPEAKER_03]: He's ready

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's gotten

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_06]: Card Trader notifications

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Since this episode began

[00:28:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You hear those sound effects

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true actually

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_03]: He's trading cards

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Well this scene is

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_03]: It's fascinating

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Because it's a direct continuation

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the end of the Clone Wars series

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_03]: The anime Clone Wars series

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Where Shaq T is trying to get

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Palpatine to safety

[00:28:42] [SPEAKER_03]: And she's facing off against Grievous

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_07]: Is that why they cut it?

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_07]: Because we're going to put it

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_07]: In the Clone Wars

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_06]: No the Clone Wars

[00:28:47] [SPEAKER_06]: Leads right into this

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_06]: It like concludes with Shaq T

[00:28:51] [SPEAKER_06]: On the ship with Grievous

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_06]: Trying to rescue Palpatine

[00:28:53] [SPEAKER_07]: But I saw it in the

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_07]: The original animated version

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_07]: They actually did this scene

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe they did

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Well it's not in the

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe they did

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_06]: It's not in the final cut of it

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_06]: You don't

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You kind of wonder

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Like did Shaq T get away

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Or whatever

[00:29:04] [SPEAKER_06]: So Shaq T for people who can't

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_06]: I mean like

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Candy straight Barbershop pole

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_06]: She's got Barbershop poles

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_06]: Sort of tendrils

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_06]: Red-way fins

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_06]: A red face

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_06]: She's kneeling

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_06]: She's being

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Well they get off the elevator

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Finally

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah after all the antics

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_03]: After all the antics

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_03]: After semantics

[00:29:18] [SPEAKER_03]: This delete scene is essentially

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Continuous with the last

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Deleted scene

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: They get up the elevator

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_06]: She's standing there

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_06]: And Grievous is standing over her

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_06]: And she's like

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_06]: I failed you

[00:29:27] [SPEAKER_06]: And Grievous is like

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_06]: Master Kenobi

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Welcome

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_06]: And

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_06]: That's Wattu

[00:29:32] [SPEAKER_06]: No no he can do Wattu

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah Wattu

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_06]: That's my Wattu

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_05]: And the bow right here

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Grievous is more like

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Reveal

[00:29:43] [SPEAKER_06]: And he stabs her through the heart

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_06]: With a lightsaber

[00:29:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay so

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Then what's interesting is

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_03]: They don't react emotionally at all

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_07]: They don't react emotionally at all

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_07]: This is their friend Nicole

[00:29:52] [SPEAKER_07]: And then they do shtick

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_07]: A lot of shtick

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Like

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_06]: It's bizarre

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Cause they do this whole bit

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like Bob Brilliant

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_06]: Like

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Where are we going Mr. Ham

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know Mr. Spam

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Well they do these like

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_06]: You know

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin like rubs his nose

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_06]: And Obi-Wan's like no surely not too many droids for that and it gets like ooh maybe like like brushes

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they have third base coach

[00:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It's exactly what it is. It's baseball signs

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a point where Obi-Wan goes what if we and he teach that at the Jedi temple

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, exactly

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_07]: Here are signs

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_06]: Keep calm in all of your emotions block you know laser fire with your lightsaber signs

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_06]: Don't forget the semaphore you know the weird face semaphore

[00:30:34] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, I'll be one. I'm not gonna steal a base

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we want at one point literally goes no how about and he twirls his must

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_06]: I does he twirls one quarter of his muscle and this is yeah a

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Famed Jedi has been stabbed through the heart one of their friends. Yes, and she her last words were like

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm sorry. I failed you it's sad and they're like less do

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_07]: Neither of these fellows of any search of a sense of urgency

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_07]: Nope like they might get stabbed through the heart. They sort of say like oh you're gonna regret that grievous

[00:31:05] [SPEAKER_06]: You know they have some tossed off line about like oh no no no bad bad move buddy

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_07]: Bad move killed our friend right in front of us also. We don't like that

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_03]: three

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no

[00:31:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Three separate films we've seen how many Jedi battles numerous not once have we seen them having to give each other silent physical

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Signals to planet they just get in there and they fuck shit up

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_03]: The Jedi's just like have their act

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_07]: I've seen Jedi in worse predicament than her yeah, and she just sat there and like it

[00:31:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm gonna do it is a mysep a coup

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_07]: Three Jedi in the room at that point

[00:31:41] [SPEAKER_06]: I know it's the weird Jedi problem where like since they've done such outrageous things in the past

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_06]: You just cannot believe it when they die like why isn't she yeah just force-blasting people away

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a scene or stand up

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_07]: Away in the right yeah do a little somersault. Yeah go towards your friends right get in that elevator

[00:31:59] [SPEAKER_07]: There's a scene in Elevator

[00:32:05] [SPEAKER_07]: The doors open at one point they're on the wrong floor and it's all battle Georgia shooting man, and they're like non-slotly just yeah

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_07]: Deflective

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_07]: 600 comes it's like oh no not laser fire

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm dead we didn't see it coming that was the difference here's another thing they're standing around

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I felt like I was hallucinating watching them giving the signals

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_06]: I actually thought I was hallucinating this has never been done before never there's never been any mention of secret Jedi face

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_07]: the father wanted you to have this when you're older and

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_04]: This means coal through the floor there's a moment well yeah wait

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_06]: That's because I they're doing all the signals

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: They're doing the signals and and general grievance is just standing there watching

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Just walk up to them and chop their heads off

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Surrounded by a bunch of droids, and he's watching them go. Okay not that okay?

[00:32:57] [SPEAKER_07]: Well, maybe this explains why at well at the end of the movie mm-hmm

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_07]: Obi-Wan let's general grievous get just a little keep off yeah fire up all four lights

[00:33:08] [SPEAKER_07]: They were just were it daring into it like well you did me a solid

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, let me cut through the floor there. Let's be gentle man Louie

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin finally I'm trying okay

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_06]: So here's Obi-Wan swirling his mustache and it can select too many droids and Obi-Wan's like oh

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_06]: I hadn't thought of that which is weird and then Anakin brushes his eyebrow with one finger and Obi-Wan's like

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh, yes exactly right, and then they cut a hole through the floor like Kate Beckinsale shooting through the floor in underworld

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Yes, they cut like a perfect circle great reference fall into thank you

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_06]: They fall into a gas tank which seems really gross and grievous is like don't shoot

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Fucking ship

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_06]: Which is weird because they just they just dropped a hot segment of floor into the gas tank

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Which you'd feel like is a problem. Oh, it's searing metal

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like surely that would ignite everything anyway

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, and the other thing is he's going like wait wait hold don't act don't shoot

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, just about to shoot and it's like I wouldn't worry that they're gonna be too quick to shoot

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_03]: They just watch them fucking rub each other's faces for five minutes these guys aren't quick to act on anything

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, and then they literally and again remember Shakti just died. They just they're all through this gas tank. Yeah, and

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, just doop-doop-doop, and then they kind of crawl out of a hole

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_06]: yeah, and

[00:34:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin Anakin seals it up and Obi-Wan's like you didn't seal it up well enough

[00:34:31] [SPEAKER_06]: But then he did and Obi-Wan's like whoop I was wrong anyway. Let's go and then Obi-Wan says wears the beef

[00:34:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Anakin says was up

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_06]: It's fucking do you remember this stuff at Mikey you look somewhat quizzical

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I remember it. It honestly does feel like he brought in Valance to do punch-up. Yeah

[00:34:48] [SPEAKER_07]: And then they there's like a weird Star Trek Jeffery

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_07]: And they try to create drama about like oh that they almost they just barely get through there

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and there's I guess there's some droids coming after them about too little too late. I've never seen a scene lack

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_06]: More the only thing that's interesting about this scene is that it is clearly a real set so they did build something

[00:35:09] [SPEAKER_06]: They build a water tank. Yeah, and and and it seems like pretty annoying for hated and oh

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_06]: They really know oh the gas is coming here comes a droid and then Anakin like seals

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_06]: He sort of cauterizes it with his lightsaber and as they stand there and Obi-Wan's like that's not gonna work

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_06]: They get the fuck out of the way

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_06]: And then there's a huge explosion

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_06]: It does work and Obi-Wan's like oh good job. Anyway

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay next deleted scene

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, but let's yeah you have more to say about the next is called changes to the Constitution

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Oh this isn't to cut follies. What's the next?

[00:35:49] [SPEAKER_06]: The Zick Felder view what's that if Fred requires me to do a lot of pick up work

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he was he was the second AD on range of the sip. Did you guys not know that what's this one changes to the Constitution?

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't know what that means just what was the scene? It's I mean it's the beginning elevator elevator antics speaks for itself

[00:36:05] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, I guess change of the Constitution does do about it's the beginning of several scenes with Palpatine

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess deepening both Palpatine's relationship with Anakin and

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Kind of giving a little more context to the idea of like Amidala is the head of some sort of like

[00:36:19] [SPEAKER_06]: Section of the Senate who's kind of anti-Palpatine and anti war. I mean this does come later

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_06]: They're all they're all sort of strung together. There's not much to say about this one hard pass

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm with you on this like nothing nothing funny

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_06]: It's it's just Anakin and Palpatine chatting and Palpatine being this was a good cut

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_06]: This was a good cut. I mean this is probably one of the scenes where George Lucas is going up to Hayden Bean

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Look, I worked all weekend and wrote you some nice dialogue, you know

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_07]: But um you said you wanted more dialogue. I wrote you some dialogue

[00:36:47] [SPEAKER_06]: Hope you like but I think it's literally just Palpatine being like I mean my opinion is that the Senate should be like complete dictatorship

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_06]: And I should do whatever I want and I can like I agree. Yeah, okay

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_06]: So we're like okay, but you got it Palpatine's up to no good next scene the next scene is called a

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_06]: Plot to destroy the Jedi

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Okay question mark and is Yoda

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_06]: chatting with

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Obi-Wan and Mace Windu

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_06]: about how like

[00:37:16] [SPEAKER_06]: The Palpatine is surrounded by the force and is like something crazy is happening in the force and we should probably just arrest him

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_06]: And Yoda's like we need proof

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Which is that's the whole scene

[00:37:28] [SPEAKER_07]: Now they're chatting in like my high school dining. Yeah, it's like my house at my house

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_07]: I grew up in the suburbs

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_07]: This

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_06]: It is the vile

[00:37:39] [SPEAKER_06]: Is floor

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_06]: With it with the blinds like kind of clothes. Yeah, it's that weird meeting room where they all sit on like giant ottomans

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_07]: They're having supper

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_06]: And I just this is I mean there are scenes like this in the movie

[00:37:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but big difference

[00:37:56] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a scene where the guys are actually ahead of the plot. Yeah, they're saying Palpatine is

[00:38:01] [SPEAKER_06]: Surrounded by the evil force which is totally shifting like massively

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_03]: So for the last like five months that we've been doing this podcast

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We keep saying why aren't the Jedi's wiser to what's going on and George actually wrote and shot a scene in which

[00:38:15] [SPEAKER_03]: They're a little ahead of the curve and they decide to cut it out because who needs it

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Well also because Yoda just is like yeah

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Well backup guys like even if your magic powers have totally detected that this evil guy is like taking over the galaxy

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_06]: We need some concrete proof

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_06]: He's like the lieutenant in a cop movie where he's like come on you got to get me some evidence follow the money

[00:38:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you think it'd be better though to include a scene in which they are hip to what's happening

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_03]: But choose not to act yet as opposed to just being totally unaware. I guess so

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_07]: How do you feel about the Jedi?

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_07]: Deleted scene about Cipher deus remember that guy. Yes fucking Cipher deus

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_06]: Yoda's like we need some proof and it's like well

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_06]: How about the fact that one of the Jedi's ordered the whole clone army has no one ever talked about that

[00:39:01] [SPEAKER_06]: You know has no one ever tried to figure out exactly how that

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_07]: This one is very frustrating because this is like one of the best scenes in the movie. This is called a stirring in the Senate

[00:39:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, aka

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_06]: Bales office. Yes, so we're in Balorgana's very sumptuous

[00:39:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Why but why if this is Bale's office? Why is Bale?

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_07]: Sitting like he's visiting he is sitting like he's visiting. He wants to make people feel okay

[00:39:23] [SPEAKER_07]: It's like conference table. I always thought it was okay

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_07]: I read it as like the it was they owned it. This was well

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_06]: They've got nice recliners right. He's got a chair. He's got a chair

[00:39:34] [SPEAKER_06]: I just like you had to pull it up Mon Mothma is there and Padme is there

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's there's a robot servant quick sidebar three of the actors in this scene including Mon Mon

[00:39:44] [SPEAKER_03]: People who in performance review we went I don't remember this yeah, so it's mostly from this

[00:39:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We gave them passes or fails not having seen it mostly on their head shots

[00:39:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Let's also mention. This is the start of a series of deleted scenes in which Padme is

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Dole is all in pretty hard. Oh my god. Well, there's one scene okay, so

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You should probably explain I I have a specially an attack of the clone attack the clones Padme appears

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: She's

[00:40:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Significantly dark or which I think is a combination of filming in Australia for the first time as opposed to London and all

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Weird we make up lighting choices and the new digital technology

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, hadn't quite figured out human flesh tones yet and Padme has like

[00:40:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Is dressing like what looks like like African ceremonial garb? Yeah, and her face is bronzed

[00:40:30] [SPEAKER_03]: She looks like Rachel. She looks like Rachel doll is all that's what we're saying

[00:40:33] [SPEAKER_03]: So I've been on this Padme doll is all kick of how often in the films

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_03]: She looks like she's trying to be transracial and it's not so much in this scene

[00:40:40] [SPEAKER_06]: But there's one scene where I'm gonna sip this one up

[00:40:42] [SPEAKER_06]: There's one scene where her headdress isn't just dreadlocked. She's literally has dreadlock and it's it's feel ambushed a little with this

[00:40:49] [SPEAKER_07]: No, no, no, you don't have to say anything. I'm saying I'm saying I'm sorry. I need some time to process

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Look when he came to me anything when he came to me with it. I was like, what are you talking about?

[00:41:00] [SPEAKER_06]: You're angry. Yeah, I was like you're just because that's in the news right now, but then I watched it again

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like well

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Anyway, but onto this scene. What do we think of this scene?

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_06]: It's defining it's great defining the opposition in the Senate

[00:41:14] [SPEAKER_03]: This is what I like in this scene. They're setting up this idea that Bale Argana is leading a charge of democracy like minded people

[00:41:20] [SPEAKER_06]: He says we're not gonna put up. He's like we're gonna preserve democracy in this galaxy

[00:41:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, even if it's like all fucked up. Yeah, and Padme is like really you have to admit

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_03]: She looks ridiculous. I think she looks stunning

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_03]: She's a beautiful lady. She looks ridiculous

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_06]: My mothma is wearing

[00:41:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Customs of wearer mom phones on her ears, but also on her

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_06]: She looks better than us. Come on. Yeah, I love that you're making fun of her because his headphones on and look at it

[00:41:55] [SPEAKER_06]: She could be listening to this meeting

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Record it

[00:42:06] [SPEAKER_06]: Sound good yeah, is this sort of the MPR crowd and in the galactic no

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_03]: There's unquestionably a whole foods on Alderaan right like that's a whole are they on Alderaan is that where this is

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Carousel I think he's from the point Alderaan right there. No he is. They're all big fans of wait wait each Uta

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_07]: But I was stupid. I'm sorry. That was great

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_07]: You should be banned

[00:42:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Padme has a lot of agency here and is it this scene where they're talking about it?

[00:42:41] [SPEAKER_03]: About their plans to start this group and they go if we're gonna be successful

[00:42:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We have to be secret yeah, right to not talk about this to anyone including your family

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, so it's right

[00:42:50] [SPEAKER_06]: It's setting up a little more of a conflict with her and Anakin that's less one-sided right because we talked about this earlier

[00:42:55] [SPEAKER_06]: But like the movie gives Padme nothing to do no agency

[00:42:58] [SPEAKER_07]: She just a lot of time in her apartment waiting for Anakin to just wait for Anakin she cries

[00:43:03] [SPEAKER_06]: That's it like she you know and here like you're saying they're planting the seeds of rebellion

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_06]: Which is the name of the next scene yeah, you're C3PO who's not in the movie basically yeah

[00:43:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Totally different hairstyle. Yeah, this is her apartment. Yeah, so I guess this is just another scene kind of following on from the same

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Threat right yeah, but but it is my mouth was taken off the headphone

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but let's point this out. There are like four deleted scenes focusing on Padme

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and that's by Ling yeah, which is really weird

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you see her cuz she's not in the first meeting and not in the third meeting, but she's in this one

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait come on get back to filing. Did you notice by Ling like I did not but let's this is another major complaint

[00:43:42] [SPEAKER_03]: We've had across this movie is that Padme has given nothing to do and it turns out

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_03]: They shot an entire plot line for her like an entire subplot. Oh there. She is by Ling that they removed

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they took it out. Yeah, I mean the movie's like two hours 25 minutes

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I could suggest something 45 minutes that could be I agree what about R2Ping

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Cut that you don't get on AFI's

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true. It's a funny thing. It's a funny people or whatever it's called. Yeah, it's called fine times for funny people

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_06]: That's what it was called. Yeah

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Mike Mike's just dying at that

[00:44:16] [SPEAKER_06]: She's filing

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Smiths is getting a lot more to play. He does kind of look like Mussolini though. Look what is this uniform?

[00:44:24] [SPEAKER_06]: He's got with like kind of the epaulets. I like that

[00:44:27] [SPEAKER_07]: It was a solid name and then Bale's a good name Bale's a good name

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_06]: And and organa is kind of a cool name

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and then there's confronting the Chancellor these these scenes all follow on each other

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_06]: And I assume would have been kind of part of Jar Jar's in this one

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, would have been part of like sort of interspersed just you know against the other plot lines rather than not seeing

[00:44:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Funny times for funny people. Oh, what a guy Jar Jar. I mean that's where he's you know

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_07]: That's what makes Phantom Man is such a ribble on the DVD release of AFI's funny times for funny people

[00:44:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Jar Jar Binks. Yeah, they don't give Jar Jar any gags in this scene though

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he should be friends with the calamari man. Yeah, there's an awesome fucking like

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Cristian this scene is them coming to

[00:45:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Palpatine and are they do you think they're friends level with him who's friends Jar Jar and the calamari man

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_06]: Probably right I mean like I don't want to cast like any kind of aspersions on like you know frog aliens tend to hang out with each other

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_06]: But you know, I mean them sure they have a lot like where they're aquatic folk, you know

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, they recognize game. Yeah, they have a lot to talk about that the other group guys might not understand

[00:45:30] [SPEAKER_06]: But but Anakin is this is just them saying to Palpatine like we don't like that you are a dictator

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, we have some reservations and he see this is the dreadlock hairstyle doll is off

[00:45:41] [SPEAKER_06]: It's a little this is a little much

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Mike's just just you don't say anything like that but your silence speaks volumes

[00:45:49] [SPEAKER_03]: How's their time?

[00:45:52] [SPEAKER_06]: What to just switch hairstyles all the time right I think we maybe that's

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_06]: Like an unknown racial quality to her people like they can just send a very quickly. Yeah, if you're from Naboo

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_06]: You're just really good at switching your hair up Palpatine doesn't switch his palpatine keeps it to a pretty

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Neat gray knee it's a nice. He's got a nice look. It looks very good

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_03]: This scene does another thing that I've been complaining about the lack of in this film for the last month two months is that

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Anakin is staying behind Palpatine

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and it gets with Palpatine and he can't acknowledge his relationship with Padme in this in this scene

[00:46:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And it happens both ways where one of them says something that strikes the other one

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_03]: And then they sort of have to downplay it and stay in there quietly and like swallow their words

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_03]: And it is funny though because Palpatine so obviously knows what's going on

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_03]: well

[00:46:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So they all leave and Palpatine sort of like takes Anakin the corner and he's like you should be worried about her

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like what and it's like there's something. She's not telling you would you guys like wearing robes?

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, like I went like wearing a bathrobe just around yeah, I honest important meeting

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess so it feels like I'd have you know worry about like tripping everyone

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_07]: I just walked out of that room is in some sort of form of a row

[00:47:02] [SPEAKER_06]: Glowing robes dragging across the road. I think that the Star Wars universe is entirely carpeted for this reason like everything's carpets

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like they also are all wearing. Oh, it should be noted. They're not none are in shoes. It's just soft

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_07]: So do you think?

[00:47:15] [SPEAKER_07]: Like some of the force energy is like what Palpatine can do out of his hands like that's like static electricity

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, so he's just sort of inflating his robes around him at all times

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_06]: He just leaps his hands on a balloon. It's gotta go somewhere

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_07]: He can't be building it up. You know you gotta let it out a little bit. Okay. Well, he's always a fraud

[00:47:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Can we talk about the huge thing that happens in that scene?

[00:47:34] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the huge thing happens in that Palpatine plants this seed of doubt and suspicion in Anakin's mind that actually in some way sets up

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Why Anakin is mad without enough it pad made a troker right whereas in the movie

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_07]: It's or mad enough to knock mate window out of a yes

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Long-standing distrust now

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_06]: I don't think the scene is like a huge success and it probably could have used a little more of that

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's something well and what by what measure do you think that that the film is better without that seed planted?

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Even if the scene is great on its own

[00:48:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Fucking all this stuff you could cut out. I'm just I'm just

[00:48:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Seeing to put into the movie you're showing

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Pad may actually doing something the Rebel Alliance forming

[00:48:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Palpatine

[00:48:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Stirring distrust in Anakin versus Padme and also showing the dynamic of Padme and Anakin in public having to pretend that they're not together

[00:48:26] [SPEAKER_03]: This seems like everything I wanted the whole movie

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_06]: But I went about Obi-Wan right in an iguana through like five layers of alien

[00:48:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, this would have been the second best scene in there. He thinks that's the best scene

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_07]: I think that's the scene you cut immediately. That's the best and and grievous writing on dr. Doom's wheel of doom

[00:48:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Another great that never that toy

[00:48:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Another great scene

[00:48:48] [SPEAKER_07]: They put that in there

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_06]: And don't forget when he like turns into a spider scorpion. Yeah, he does spider scorpion

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_06]: Like those scenes should be on this deleted reel and they should be called like iguana antics wheel of doom like that's what

[00:49:04] [SPEAKER_06]: This seems a little much

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_07]: See like a little much no speaking of a little much

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_06]: All right now just Jedi imposters at the temple this scene's mad though

[00:49:14] [SPEAKER_06]: This scene is insane because I did not understand what was happening for a second. I had to watch it three times the temples on fire

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_06]: There's really previous sequences of Obi-Wan and Yoda here's like a cartoon Yoda

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_06]: Approaching the temple and then someone who is very obviously Tamara Morrison in a Jedi cloak

[00:49:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Aka a trooper yeah a clone trooper is like comes up and is like the clones we couldn't catch him in time

[00:49:38] [SPEAKER_06]: You know I can't do his you know right isn't that what he says? I couldn't catch him in time

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_06]: and

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_07]: They know that Obi-Wan are not having it they know right away. Hey, I know who you are

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_03]: They cut to a wide shot. It's six to more or more since wearing roads right in circling them

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't even understand what's going on and then and then Obi-Wan says you guys don't make very good Jedi's

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Shooting they chop into bits the idea here is that the clones are trying to infiltrate infiltrate the Jedi temple by pretending to be Jedi's

[00:50:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Even though they all have the same face even though Yoda as the head of the Jedi's would know every Jedi probably by name and face

[00:50:14] [SPEAKER_07]: And also they have the force like establish a Yoda as the head of the Jedi

[00:50:19] [SPEAKER_07]: He seems to be the big boss, but that's a good question

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_06]: I guess there's no technical reason the council council the

[00:50:25] [SPEAKER_07]: Mace Windu has as much as much poop pool as Yoda right

[00:50:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe president and vice president I would say you know yeah, or maybe it's like the Communist Party

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_06]: It's like one of them is general secretary and one of them is like minister of this

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but but this scene is insane because we have seen how easy it was for the clones to kill the Jedi's

[00:50:44] [SPEAKER_03]: There's no need for them to go undercover pull a ruse. Yeah all they needed to do was pull out a gun

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Very slowly wait for someone turn around I'm gonna shoot you

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_07]: I'm trying to figure out what the plan was there like doesn't seem like they had much of a clone's plan like yeah

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_07]: Wait till they turn around that's so they turn around

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Ayala look over there and then y'all secure turns around they shoot in the back is that more Jedi

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, oh look free titties and then Kaidim and he turns around they shoot in the back the head

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_03]: The old free titties ruse

[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_03]: The next scene is called Mike the old free titties ruse Mike knows I'm talking about right now Mike agrees

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_06]: Maybe this podcast will make a if I is what's it called again?

[00:51:25] [SPEAKER_06]: 100 laughs for funny people

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_06]: All right, the next thing is called Yoda communes with Qui-Gon now this seems huge this scene gives some backstory to that random

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Conversation Yoda has with Obi-Wan

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_06]: FYI

[00:51:42] [SPEAKER_07]: All the Jedi are dead. I but I I talked to Qui-Gon. Yeah, I totally forgot to tell you this

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_06]: So here he is talking to but the voice is hilarious. He's on an asteroid. It's obviously not Liam Neeson

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Lee needs to do anything was yet not available we heard interviews that he said like he just turned it down

[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that true? Well? I mean it may be because of unavailability, but they shot this scene

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_03]: They did attend when he would come back and they were gonna get to do

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_03]: I think the scene was cut because he wouldn't or could this scene is visualized

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_06]: It's on an asteroid. The effects are finished. It's all done. It's all CGI. Yoda's totally finished the background's totally finished

[00:52:16] [SPEAKER_03]: What is this asteroid?

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_03]: All right, we never see this asteroid again. It's not in the know

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the base no use that establishing shots there. This is where they meet with

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_03]: With Bill Argana at a point really this is this is where Pat Bays babies are born

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm telling you they use the same establishing shot here

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Um okay, well I don't remember it because it doesn't make any sense

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_03]: But Yoda's sitting with his eyes closed and there's just a voiceover of Qui-Gon

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_03]: But it's not yes, even it's really funny voice. Yeah, he's just like hey Yoda

[00:52:45] [SPEAKER_07]: It's obvious you're so filled in going okay. I'll do this real quick

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_03]: But I found a way to transcend life and death

[00:52:51] [SPEAKER_06]: It's a little creepy cuz he's saying like you'll be the most powerful Jedi ever

[00:52:55] [SPEAKER_07]: Can we put the voice on cuz it's the funniest voice you don't have to clip dear

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_07]: No

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_00]: When I became one with the force I made a great discovery

[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_00]: You will learn to merge with the force at will but you will still retain your consciousness

[00:53:16] [SPEAKER_00]: You will become more powerful than any Jedi could imagine

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_06]: That's what's the Qui-Gon Jim the force it sounds like

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Like Apple the apple like Mac talk Mac talk yeah, we're just like the force it's got this sort of like base sound effect

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_04]: You will be the most powerful Jedi

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Also, he's not talking. It's like it's like a way message or like leaving like a voicemail

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, I'm Qui-Gon

[00:53:44] [SPEAKER_03]: I have some questions about this transcended death

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I have become more powerful than you can imagine

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_06]: Sitting there and then we're gonna shows up and he's like oh

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_06]: One's called yeah

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_06]: We're saying what a weird scene

[00:54:02] [SPEAKER_07]: What do you think what do you think Jimmy Smith's face look like at the premiere of revenge of the Sith when he's like?

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, literally every shot I'm in yeah except one got cut that's neat

[00:54:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's yeah, it's true

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It is a sounding how Jimmy Smith's in almost every one of these deleted scenes

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he's like fifth build on IMDB and we were like how to get up that high clearly in the script

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_03]: He had like a role yeah, yeah

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_06]: And now he's gonna take one of the kids like they're setting him up for big big big things

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And this also establishes that he has a relationship with Padme that you know they were allies. I mean all of this

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_03]: So why Anakin was so quick to flip on that ship though, huh? That ship is great. No bitch

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my ship it's

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_06]: Then the final thing is called Yoda exiled to Dagobah, which is this swamp planet

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a cool planet. We haven't seen before this is like a swamp planet and Yoda's ship lands

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And he just it's just ship kind of looks like Jar Jar banks it does until it's got these two ice stalking

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_07]: It does look like yeah, maybe it was everlasting reminder of his old friend

[00:55:03] [SPEAKER_03]: They had such time together those guys have really hit it

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_03]: But it was annoying to hang out with the two of them together because they would just crack each other up

[00:55:10] [SPEAKER_03]: And you couldn't get a word in edge wise I have something I have something to say

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_06]: Yoda comes out of this ship. It kind of looks like a close encounters type, you know sort of yeah

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he only has a bad film directed by the director. Yeah by the director

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_07]: He doesn't have a bag

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Look if you land it on this planet when you take a look around first before you go went and got your stuff

[00:55:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Now I guess so maybe it's a step

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, he steps out he looks you kind of takes a breath in the trunk

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_06]: His ship is just a chair and then a lot of blinking lights. That's all it is

[00:55:46] [SPEAKER_07]: I bet there's a cabinet

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_06]: I got overhead something for like you know, maybe there's some like IKEA furniture like a Billy or a Tilda force

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_07]: So he probably like I should probably find like a suitable area to build a little house before I

[00:56:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Go back and get my stuff probably brought some snacks to at least for the travel like a go-gurt or something

[00:56:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, let's hope a fucking tooth. Let's hope a fucking tooth brush

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_06]: It is the weirdest thing though that Yoda like he's gonna be fine. You know what I bet he has I bet he has a pot

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he probably do some stewing

[00:56:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, you gotta bring a pot anywhere you go you gotta bring make a Yoda stew like a Yoda stew like the caterers

[00:56:24] [SPEAKER_07]: Why do you bring a battle? Where's Yaddle? She dead? We don't know. Yeah

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_06]: We haven't seen her and she never appears again

[00:56:31] [SPEAKER_06]: And it's weird because most of the other Jedi from the first one get a death scene in this movie

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, he had a Monday and plow Clune all those guys

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_03]: What happened to Yaddle? The Jedi Council is not kind to aging women. I've been saying this from the get go

[00:56:44] [SPEAKER_03]: True Jedi Council is not kind to aging women Padme is transracial

[00:56:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone on Naboo's a pedophile. These are my three

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_03]: stumps

[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm deaf. I'm not touching especially yeah stumping

[00:56:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Hey, what's it?

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Jedi eat

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_03]: What do Jedi eat is this a brittle then?

[00:57:02] [SPEAKER_05]: No, you're just wondering. Yeah, just maybe think about it. Then do the show meeting ever

[00:57:07] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think we ever see that we talk about Jedi diets. Does Obi-Wan eat at Dexter's

[00:57:11] [SPEAKER_06]: What do you I almost said Dexter's laugh, but he obviously knows Dexter's

[00:57:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I've had a yeah in there there

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, but he doesn't order anything the only scene I think where you see the boring food because they're boring

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_03]: He does he does there are two eating scenes in clones. There's the one where oh they eat an apple

[00:57:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Obi-Wan Anakin right yeah, it can levitate to the fruit. Yeah, and then there's also the scene where

[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Where like Anakin and Padme are trying to lay low and they go to like the soup kitchen

[00:57:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:57:41] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah for their like two seconds that they pretend to lay low

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_03]: But you see them going down the line and like filling up their tray and then they just talk

[00:57:48] [SPEAKER_06]: Food is not a much because I think because George probably just eats his meals in pill form

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Like food is just not like in between death sticks

[00:57:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He injects protein under his neck

[00:57:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And so that's why it expands so this is the latest seen guns we did I mean it is

[00:58:03] [SPEAKER_06]: It's a whole other movie with these scenes right wouldn't you agree?

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_07]: It's still not a good movie, but it's a different movie. It's a movie. It's a little better movie

[00:58:10] [SPEAKER_06]: It's a more sensical movie. Yeah, I don't know if it's good

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_06]: But at least you know it does help out like uh feeling a lot of it wouldn't be as frustrating

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_07]: You're like well, I can understand why this person did this

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, your criticism would more be like oh, I don't like the acting or the visuals

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey, right not the story. Why don't we talk about scenes? We would have liked to add

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, I've got one everyone at a scene Ben uh the jedi play a game of basketball

[00:58:33] [SPEAKER_06]: The council like puts together like a basketball game that sounds that sort of sounds like x-men where we like

[00:58:38] [SPEAKER_06]: You know they're to always be like or avatar. Yeah, oh, they're playing baseball

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_06]: Like and then we get to see them use their cool powers like oh a little bit of fun

[00:58:46] [SPEAKER_06]: You know, but the jedi's aren't a lot to have fun. I think that would have been a really fun scene

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_05]: All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna play your your game here a little bit

[00:58:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Mike just said that like there's a player presently. Whoa

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_07]: There's this interesting character at the end that's standing next to uh, uh vader and the emperor

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_07]: What's is that and and and the credits his his name is tarkin

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_07]: I would have loved to get a little bit of a more backstory on that guy

[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's that guy who are just like the suits, you know, we know the sith

[00:59:13] [SPEAKER_03]: But who are the people who are just doing that guy?

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_07]: He has an interesting backstory because I bet he plays like a larger role later

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_06]: He makes it to the fucking podium with palpatine and vader. It's like it's the three of them. Yeah

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, no, I think that's a really I feel he deserved a little more than a cameo

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_06]: You know what would have been cool if instead of him wato was just flying covering there

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Like, you know, it's like vader and palpatine looking out at the thing being built and then water

[00:59:39] [SPEAKER_07]: And invader and wato look each other they both nod in

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_07]: Acknowledgement and then stare at the desk star glad you you know, glad you could be here

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, you want my this means something to me. Do you have a deleted scene? David?

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know you go ahead. This is what the scene. I wish was in the movie

[00:59:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Funny times for funny people. It's I mean it's gonna be this scene's gonna have everything

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna have laughs. It's gonna have chills. It's gonna have thrills. Wow

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, you know the bar where they chase zam whistle to yeah in the second movie, right deskticks, right?

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's actually the name of the bar. Yeah deskticks. They they cut back to that bar

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, like in the middle order 66

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: They cut back to that bar just to like a little palette cleanser

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And like a bunch of people are drinking slumped over at the bar

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: They're all like pissed off and then the dj therazan. I want you back by the jackson five

[01:00:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it's just like who hits the dance floor growl growl

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_03]: wato

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Tarples all the old favorite tc 14. Oh, she's dead. No, she's alive

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_06]: Is she rebuilt like can you tell they said like tape on her? Yeah, she looks better than ever

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_07]: It's rebuilt like of course tc 14

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_06]: The donut ship blew up though. Let's not forget tc 14 is on the dance floor

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: She's dancing. She's high five and grog grog who else do you want who else do I want?

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Tarples boss nasa's dexter dexter dexter definitely doing the war

[01:00:54] [SPEAKER_06]: Do you want uh, what's his uh, alice?

[01:00:56] [SPEAKER_06]: Bagano, you know the death six guys

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Then it cuts and and you hear you hear a voice. Yeah, sure bringing subalba. Maybe some of the pod races

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_03]: But then grog growl punches subalba and she's like you're part of the problem the fucking patriarchy women's rights

[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not staying in a loveless marriage, but there are subtitles underneath that and then you hear a voice go

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Hey, what about a cut over?

[01:01:18] [SPEAKER_07]: Pinnacle no, no, no, no, no, what's pannaca?

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_03]: What happened to pannaca?

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Fuck pannaca. I'll save you. Fuck you. Hey

[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, you know who is there though? Sabay dormay. Oh all of them erite as force as force ghosts. Yeah all there as ghost

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_06]: Is that what happened to them? Yeah, they all died. They all died. They all killed themselves

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_06]: Is that what happens at the end of a queen's reign? It's like all right handmaidens marching to this furnace

[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_06]: Being the oh wait no only it's only one of them. It's only when the talk of the clones. Yeah, and she but she's really apologetic

[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_06]: She's like so sorry

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_06]: This is this is you man exactly why you're here decoy

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_03]: She read the job description a voice says hey and they turn around at the elon sleaze bag

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_03]: And oh, and he's like you guys want some desktics and they're like in unison. They're like no thanks

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_03]: We're good, and then they all finger bang each other. That's my I don't like to turn this scene. That's no

[01:02:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I think that's fun. Ben. I love it. Ben loves it. Yeah. It's a great

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_07]: Scene no and then adds depth right yeah because it shows that they'll have respect no

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_07]: And then they all okay, then they all say no and then you hear George Lucas go and cut and but the but we're still watching

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_07]: We're still watching we're still watching

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_07]: Hayden christians goes that's a good cut guy. Thank guys. Hey gang desktics are no laughing matter

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_07]: You know we had some fun with it here

[01:02:40] [SPEAKER_07]: But in real life you do not want to it's a ps a like her camera used to do on

[01:02:46] [SPEAKER_06]: Anti-dead sticks his speeder flashes by and it says the more you know something like that

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, and it's always this casual like you hear and cut and then the like it'll be Hayden going

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_07]: All right. Thanks, Steve and you hear like a bell. Oh, it's you

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah, hey, you know we had some fun with desktics here

[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_07]: But that is not anything you actually really want to be doing anything with they are dangerous

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_07]: It's in the deadly and they'll ruin your life get high

[01:03:08] [SPEAKER_07]: Finger bang and they all jump and then it's mid they cut off mid-frame

[01:03:12] [SPEAKER_06]: Yeah, and then the next scene is elevator antics. Yep, exactly. That's how I do it now

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_07]: I gotta get going because I've got some antics in an elevator waiting for me

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_07]: My

[01:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And it can all be one finger bang each other in the elevator

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_06]: I would have had another scene where Yoda and uh

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_06]: Obi-Wan are confronted by clones and they look at each other and then Yoda like twirls his

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_06]: Imaginary mustache and Obi-Wan starts like brushing his forehead. That's what I would have done and they start doing the hustle. Yeah

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Um

[01:03:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, this has been a great episode

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Here's the thing I want to say we buried the lead a little bit. Oh, we did we have a humongous guest coming next week

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Mr. Rick mccollum. I hate bits no bits no bits no bits

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_03]: But like five or six weeks ago I threw out we've been shitting on George Lucas a lot

[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And I said no bits if George Lucas is listening he wants to come on defend himself

[01:04:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Open invitation. He's allowed to come to the studio anytime it wants. It turns out that George Lucas

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: We're here recording this podcast for the ucb comedy network

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Which has a bunch of great podcasts that you should rate subscribe

[01:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Listen to got it review

[01:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: um

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Meanwhile our our sister

[01:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: business the ucb theater

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: For the last uh

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Like year has been doing a live talk show hosted by George Lucas. That's true

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So I think through the ucb channels that George Lucas, you know the host of the talk show

[01:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Heard that we were doing this podcast and he's agreed to come on the show next week

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: So next week is going to be our penultimate episode before our live finale show and George Lucas is going to come in the studio one on one

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going to ask all the tough questions that you've all been waiting for

[01:04:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Um, so so I look forward to that should we even maybe source some questions from the fans if you want to send in questions

[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Guys David present. Yeah at gmail.com or tweet at us if you have any questions

[01:05:00] [SPEAKER_03]: You want us to ask George? It's going to be a very very serious dry interview

[01:05:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm very excited for and also if you have fan art of alu gasu okay. All right. Mike's gotta go

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Or darts stupid idiot, please send it in uh mike. Thanks so much for being on the show

[01:05:14] [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, thanks for having me people can follow you. It was actually delight you get a free copy of funny times or funny people

[01:05:21] [SPEAKER_07]: What a good db

[01:05:22] [SPEAKER_07]: The afi dbd for being on this the extended car. I don't know you're giving it to me. I'm so happy about this

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, um, but mike's great. You can read my number up to follow him on twitter

[01:05:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, david final thoughts

[01:05:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Waiver the hand then final thoughts elevator antics. Uh should have had a banana spiels scene in the antics

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_05]: That would have been fun. That's a space banana. Yeah space banana

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_03]: They would have been like oh, it's a twi like banana. Oops. Yeah, that would have been good and as always

[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: George lucas the real George lucas is gonna be on the podcast next week for real no bet

[01:05:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Bye guys. Bye and cut