The Deleted Scenes with Chase Mitchell - Attack Of The Podcast

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Well, Nelly, here we go. Episode 9, Attack Of The Podcast. This, of course, is Griffin

[00:00:28] [SPEAKER_05]: David Presents. I'm Griffin.

[00:00:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Hi, I'm David.

[00:00:31] [SPEAKER_05]: How are you doing, David?

[00:00:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm okay. Yeah, it's hot out.

[00:00:34] [SPEAKER_05]: It's hot out. I've been clearing out a room so that my new roommate can move in and so

[00:00:39] [SPEAKER_05]: I've been around dust all day and so this is going to be the sniffliest episode of

[00:00:44] [SPEAKER_05]: our podcast yet.

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay. I watched eight episodes of Mr. Robot today.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_05]: So you're sniffling for a different reason. You're emotionally worked up.

[00:00:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_05]: My sinuses are a nightmare.

[00:00:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Have you seen it?

[00:00:54] [SPEAKER_05]: No, you keep on telling me every week right before we record.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_05]: You tell me how great it is.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Mr. Robot's good.

[00:00:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah. I will watch it.

[00:01:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I just want to talk about the twist because it's just another movie's twist and it's

[00:01:05] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of interesting that they're doing the same twist. It's the same twist than

[00:01:08] [SPEAKER_03]: another really famous twist. And now he's trying to think what I'm referencing.

[00:01:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, interesting.

[00:01:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Late 90s.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Now you might have heard a third, hmm, that you don't recognize. Of course you know this

[00:01:19] [SPEAKER_05]: hum. And David of course.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And if you were to hear the hum of Ben Hosley, AK producer Ben, AK the Ben Deucer, AK

[00:01:29] [SPEAKER_05]: producer Ben, AK the Haas, AK hello fennel, AK Mr. Positive it would sound a little

[00:01:34] [SPEAKER_05]: something like, hmm.

[00:01:36] [SPEAKER_05]: How are you guys doing today?

[00:01:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Doing well.

[00:01:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Sniffling but well. But we have a special guest. Continuing our streak I realized

[00:01:43] [SPEAKER_05]: something. Every guest we've had on the season is someone who was...

[00:01:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Who played trivia with us?

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Who played trivia with us.

[00:01:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Is that true because we have Morgan, we have Rachel? I'm forgetting someone.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_03]: JD.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_03]: JD, yeah.

[00:01:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_05]: And now Chase Mitchell.

[00:01:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase Mitchell.

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Hello.

[00:01:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase Mitchell who's a writer for The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_05]: That's right.

[00:02:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he's a much more qualified person than either of us. He's got a kick.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_05]: He's in our shitty little booth.

[00:02:08] [SPEAKER_05]: There's no need to qualify what he does.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I sit in this booth all day, David.

[00:02:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, of course Ben but you're at least salaried.

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, hi Chase.

[00:02:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, how's it going? Thanks for having me in this tiny room.

[00:02:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh thanks for being here Chase. Now we have a lot to talk about with you.

[00:02:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_05]: But David you point out something interesting. Ben is salaried by UCB Comedy.

[00:02:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And while we're on the subject I feel like there's some interesting housekeeping

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_05]: to be done with UCB Comedy in general.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: That's right.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_04]: This podcast is a production of the UCB Comedy podcast network guys.

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a bunch of other podcasts on this network.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_04]: It's coming up.

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah?

[00:02:48] [SPEAKER_04]: What are some of the other podcasts?

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh man, there's Minajah Tual Radio with Murph Meyer and Diana Kulski.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_04]: I was a guest on that.

[00:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Two of the greats, I was too.

[00:02:56] [SPEAKER_05]: You can listen to both of our back episodes.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I said clitoral and I worried if I was saying it right or wrong.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, cool.

[00:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: What would be the other way?

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Clitoral.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_03]: No, clitoral.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: That's right.

[00:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I know.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It sounds pretentious.

[00:03:06] [SPEAKER_03]: But I was like, I was saying the words though and I was like,

[00:03:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm about to say a word and I'm not sure this is what I was like, clitoral?

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_05]: The accent's over the O almost forming a clitoral hood over it.

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: All right.

[00:03:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I stress you said clitoral.

[00:03:20] [SPEAKER_04]: Ben, go on.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_04]: All right.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_04]: You know if you're an improv nerd we've got long form conversations

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_04]: or you tell it.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_04]: So just check out UCB Comedy.com.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Got that out of the way.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_04]: And then now one other piece of housekeeping.

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Guys, review us.

[00:03:36] [SPEAKER_04]: Write us a review on iTunes.

[00:03:38] [SPEAKER_04]: We have five stars on iTunes.

[00:03:40] [SPEAKER_04]: We have 15 ratings, all five stars.

[00:03:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Perfect score.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the thing.

[00:03:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I always don't want to push our listeners to rate us

[00:03:47] [SPEAKER_05]: because I'm afraid of getting that first four star.

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's how it works on iTunes.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone just gives five stars or one star.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I think there is no in between.

[00:03:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Then I don't want the one star.

[00:03:55] [SPEAKER_05]: We got a perfect track record.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Ben, what kind of reviews do we have going on right now?

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_04]: We've got great podcasts.

[00:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I love sitting down with a bottle of Manichevitz

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_04]: and listening to this.

[00:04:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Super funny.

[00:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you, Hermit underscore hot underscore 100.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Hermit hot 100.

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_04]: We got a comment from C Dodds 7.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_04]: Great.

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Better than 100 serials put together.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_04]: That's what we're going for.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you see there was some story about Adnan in the news yesterday?

[00:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: No one cares about Adnan anymore.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_05]: We answered that episode one of this podcast.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_05]: He's guilty.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase, what do you think about Adnan?

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: He's clearly guilty.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_01]: The two of them did it together, you think?

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he also shouldn't be in jail based on the case.

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think he's right.

[00:04:39] [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of hard to argue that morally.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, oh, we should let that guy out because...

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_05]: He's definitely killed the lady.

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_01]: He might have done it, but they didn't really nail him.

[00:04:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I have a friend who's been listening to the Offshoot podcast.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my God.

[00:04:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Which is still going, right?

[00:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Someone just told me to listen to that.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Sleight Serial podcast is still a thing.

[00:05:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Says the guy who's now going into hour 15 of dissecting Attack on the Claws.

[00:05:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, this is the one that's the...

[00:05:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like lawyers, right?

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's three lawyers.

[00:05:12] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:05:13] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a real thing.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_01]: So already really exciting start.

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, we are all lawyers.

[00:05:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, me too.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_03]: We're all lawyers.

[00:05:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, go on.

[00:05:23] [SPEAKER_01]: And they've been, I think, you know, I think they're like six or seven episodes in now,

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_01]: just still talking about it.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Just about the vagaries of the case?

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and apparently I was looking at it today and apparently they have uncovered

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_01]: like five other allegedly compelling things that should get them off if they ever

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: or take it back to court.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_01]: But I don't know.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_01]: We're all done with it, right?

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_03]: We're really done with it.

[00:05:50] [SPEAKER_03]: This is like one of iTunes most popular podcast, the podcast you're talking about.

[00:05:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I think it's on like the top 10.

[00:05:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy.

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_05]: They can't hear about this.

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, the cereal like, yeah, offshoot.

[00:06:00] [SPEAKER_05]: But the milk that's left in the bottom of the bowl after the cereal is done?

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what it feels like.

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_05]: That wasn't me saying that's what should be called.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm saying that's what we're fucking chewing on right now folks.

[00:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: But then what or what is this?

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_05]: This is high quality.

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_05]: This is high thread count.

[00:06:13] [SPEAKER_05]: No, this is like stale gummy bears.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a fucking fine steak.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase, this is a show.

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, but I'm just reintroducing it for the audience.

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm pretending like I have to tell you.

[00:06:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought we were just hanging out and talking.

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_05]: No, this is a show period.

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:06:28] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a show where we have been trying to for the last 10 weeks, nine weeks.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the ninth straight week.

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_05]: We've had weeks off.

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_05]: We had some weeks off.

[00:06:36] [SPEAKER_05]: So, yeah, this is the ninth episode of this.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_05]: The ninth episode of this mini series within the Griffin and David franchise.

[00:06:41] [SPEAKER_05]: The storied Griffin and David franchise.

[00:06:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Much like the Tonight Show, it goes through different permutations.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_05]: You know?

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Same host.

[00:06:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Did you write for Jack Barr?

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I forgot.

[00:06:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_03]: You're the old timer who's like, I remember Jack Barr's day.

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:06:55] [SPEAKER_03]: He was the king.

[00:06:56] [SPEAKER_03]: King Barr.

[00:06:57] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what they called him.

[00:06:58] [SPEAKER_05]: King Barr.

[00:07:01] [SPEAKER_05]: This podcast was originally launched as a serial type investigation into the Phantom

[00:07:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Anus, which we thought was the only Star Wars movie, as most people do.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait.

[00:07:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.

[00:07:15] [SPEAKER_05]: So this is now, no, because you're not putting one-on-one together.

[00:07:18] [SPEAKER_05]: The movie we're talking about today, Attack of the Clones, is in fact a sequel.

[00:07:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, the other Star Wars movie.

[00:07:23] [SPEAKER_05]: To the Phantom Anus.

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_01]: What?

[00:07:25] [SPEAKER_05]: You've seen those two movies separately.

[00:07:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I actually saw both.

[00:07:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I owned both of them and never knew that they were related to each other.

[00:07:32] [SPEAKER_05]: No, they're the same franchise.

[00:07:33] [SPEAKER_03]: You wouldn't really know that they're related to each other by watching them.

[00:07:36] [SPEAKER_03]: They don't seem that right.

[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_03]: There's not a lot.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_03]: There's really not.

[00:07:40] [SPEAKER_01]: This changes Hayden Christensen's entire filmography in my eyes, because here I thought he was getting

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: all this different work.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: And these two movies are related?

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_05]: He's not in the first one.

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a different kid.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_05]: That's the craziest thing.

[00:07:52] [SPEAKER_05]: That's probably why you didn't understand that they were the same, because it would

[00:07:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Jake Lloyd in the first one.

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_03]: As you can tell, Chase Mitchell is a serious insider in the Hollywood biz.

[00:08:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Right.

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You're such a ten-night drunk.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you met Hayden Christensen?

[00:08:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Man, that guy, yeah.

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I hung out with him a few times.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_05]: He's kind of like the Don Rickles to Jimmy Fallon's.

[00:08:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Right.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_05]: He's like your regular guest.

[00:08:16] [SPEAKER_01]: No one invited him, but he just hangs out on the couch all the time.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I think he sleeps there.

[00:08:21] [SPEAKER_05]: You always have to frame him out?

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just off to the sun.

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It's actually advanced CGI filters being applied to the night show at all times

[00:08:28] [SPEAKER_03]: to get rid of Hayden Christensen.

[00:08:29] [SPEAKER_05]: It's the opposite of what Georgie Porgy did.

[00:08:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Georgie Porgy was putting Hayden Christensen into shots.

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_05]: All over the place.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And NBC is taking him out.

[00:08:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I will say he gets so much shit, but yeah.

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_01]: But he was good in Shattered Glass.

[00:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Agreed.

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_03]: We talk about it sometimes.

[00:08:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I've been thinking that drunk.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He's been good.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_03]: It's happened.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_03]: He's been in Shattered Glass.

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_01]: That's the only one that I know of that he's been ruining.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Griffin likes this movie.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_03]: This piece of shit movie he was in called Life is a House.

[00:08:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I do not like the movie.

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I need to clarify once again.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I like his performance.

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_05]: You like the Goth Sonners?

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I think he does a good portrayal of a hot topic asshole.

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_03]: That's about it though, because he was in Jumper.

[00:09:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Jumper.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I saw that in theaters.

[00:09:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I paid money.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: You paid money for that one?

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a terrible movie.

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can't really defend that one.

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Now I'm looking it up.

[00:09:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Now I'm looking Hayden up.

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_03]: He was in that movie with TI where they're like bank robbers, takers.

[00:09:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember the very poorly photo shot poster.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_01]: It was a crazy happen.

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone's heads were just...

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It looked like a Seracad, like a bad Seracad.

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's...

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like they just had a photo of 10 other people and they just put the stars' heads on everyone.

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, Hayden Christian's hands were black.

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_05]: And then they photoshopped a poor fedora on everyone's head.

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like a different body fedora and face.

[00:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: He's really done next to nothing.

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's Jumper in Takers and then it's like four other movies I've never heard of since then.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Direct to video.

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he's vanishing on 7th Street.

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_01]: He's engaged to Rachel Billsons.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They have a baby?

[00:10:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Or she's pregnant now?

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I think they might have had a baby.

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I think they had a baby because I think Lang told us she figured out the baby's name.

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like Meadow...

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Christensen or something like that.

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever you told me, I believe it.

[00:10:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Meadow Soprano Christensen.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh and remember he was in Factory Girl and he played a character who's obviously

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_03]: supposed to be Bob Dylan but I guess they couldn't say that it was Bob Dylan?

[00:10:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Was that?

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't see him in a Miller.

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, did they have like a fake Andy Warhol?

[00:10:26] [SPEAKER_01]: They also had a fake Andy Warhol.

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_01]: No I think he was named Andy Warhol.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So why didn't they do...I don't get it.

[00:10:31] [SPEAKER_03]: His name was Rob Trillin.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Was it just because Guy Pierce played Andy Warhol?

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And Jimmy Fallon was in that movie.

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He played Chuck Wine.

[00:10:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, one of the many...

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_03]: One of the last Fallon film appearances.

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_01]: So many classics though.

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Taxi.

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Were you asked anything about that?

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Like tomorrow?

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I asked him about Factory Girl and what Hayden Christensen is like.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: This is what he's like.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait now there is a reasonable reason for them to actually be friends.

[00:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah they might.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_05]: They probably hung out.

[00:10:59] [SPEAKER_05]: He was fourth building Factory Girl.

[00:11:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Fallon was?

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And Christensen was third?

[00:11:04] [SPEAKER_05]: He's second man.

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: No, he's third.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Guy Pierce is second.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Three and four always hang out.

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_05]: On a call sheet three and four always hang out.

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_05]: So Fallon's probably got some good Hayden stories.

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean we all do but yeah in particular.

[00:11:20] [SPEAKER_05]: What's your best Hayden Christensen story?

[00:11:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright that's enough.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_05]: This is what I was trying to say.

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_05]: We did a mini series about Phantom Mask trying to answer

[00:11:31] [SPEAKER_05]: what is this film about?

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_05]: It was our serial style investigation.

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Much higher stakes into what is this movie about.

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Who's responsible for making it?

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_05]: We figured that out episode one, George Lucas.

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Episode one we figured out who was responsible.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Asked and answered.

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_05]: And then we were like what is he trying to make?

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the movie about?

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: What's the Phantom Menace about?

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I mean trade treaties.

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That's sort of what we settled on.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It's just about a trade blockade.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a satisfying answer but that's kind of what we figured out.

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_01]: When you search Netflix for trade,

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Federation films this is like one of the top ones.

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Trade dispute movies.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's definitely in the top 10.

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_05]: So then we were like I guess

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what we're going to move on to now.

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_05]: We had listeners who wanted more

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_05]: and we were like but we're done with Phantom Mask.

[00:12:21] [SPEAKER_05]: 10 episodes, can't talk about it anymore.

[00:12:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Then we find out, much to our surprise

[00:12:25] [SPEAKER_05]: that Attack of the Clones is in fact a sequel to the Phantom Menace.

[00:12:29] [SPEAKER_05]: So we go into let's do fucking 10 episodes.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Let's answer one question.

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_01]: My favorite trade movie and my favorite clone movie

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: are part of this same series.

[00:12:37] [SPEAKER_05]: They're one in the same franchise.

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_01]: That's crazy.

[00:12:40] [SPEAKER_01]: It changes everything.

[00:12:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Our investigation for this film was

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_05]: is this a good sequel to the Phantom Mask?

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_05]: You're going to have some good insight on this

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_05]: because you didn't even know it was a sequel.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_05]: But if you think about it, it is.

[00:12:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Obi-Wan is in both of them.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_01]: There are a lot of the same character names.

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I never really thought about that.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_05]: And the same actors playing the same character.

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_01]: In some cases.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_05]: But Obi-Wan has a beardness.

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah everyone looks so different.

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and Padme looks like Rachel Dullesaw.

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_05]: She's transracial on this one.

[00:13:10] [SPEAKER_05]: A Jar Jar is wearing a robe

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_05]: so you couldn't even recognize him.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_05]: There's barely any Jar Jar.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And then you do the Hayden,

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Jake Lloyd swap out.

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It was seamless.

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even know they were different guys.

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the word I would use to describe this movie.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Seamless. Everything is so seamless.

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Well they did it taker style too.

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_05]: The first movie is Hayden Christensen's body

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_05]: and Jake Lloyd's head.

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And the second movie is...

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_05]: But this is episode 9 Chase.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_05]: And next week we're...

[00:13:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Episode 9 of...

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Season 2 which is episode 2.

[00:13:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Does that make sense?

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's episode 11?

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: We did 11 on Phantom Menace and then we did a one off on the movie The Judge.

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Judging The Judge?

[00:13:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe you heard about it?

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I did check it out this morning.

[00:13:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh you checked out The Judge?

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't watched The Judge.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a copy of it sitting on my...

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_01]: You got some screeners.

[00:14:05] [SPEAKER_01]: You got some WGAs.

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Got those good screeners.

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_01]: It is a coaster right now.

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't actually used it as a movie yet.

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's original purpose.

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: But wait, how is it doing as a coaster?

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: It's surprisingly well.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe that was its ultimate destination.

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a long movie so it's probably like a double layered dish.

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_05]: We've got a lot of that on it.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_05]: It's dense, it absorbs...

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Why do they call it SAG but they don't call it WGAH?

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's my question.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_05]: What...

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Dude, plan episodes investigating that.

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_05]: WGAH.

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_05]: No it's WGAH.

[00:14:38] [SPEAKER_05]: It's the WGAH.

[00:14:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Bunch of Wags.

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Next week we're doing the commentary.

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Next week is our last week on Attack of the Clones.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Thank God.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_03]: We're recording a live commentary for it.

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_05]: You're essentially closing this out.

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_05]: This is our last formal discussion about this movie.

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: What are the scraps that are left for us to talk about?

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking expanded universe, bro.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man.

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Because we've torn this movie apart.

[00:15:04] [SPEAKER_05]: We've ripped it in half.

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_05]: We've checked under the couch cushions.

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I never want to speak of this movie again.

[00:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: I hate it so much.

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_03]: To think I was so pumped for this movie when we started it

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_03]: because I was so sick of Phantom Menace

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_03]: that I really soured on this one.

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_05]: The first four weeks of this podcast I was defending this movie.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You were?

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You used to be way more positive about it.

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_03]: I really tried and I don't even know what you're saying.

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_03]: He likes the first 20 minutes.

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even at this point.

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_05]: At this point I don't want to look at the first 20 minutes ever again.

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't want to smell the first 20 minutes.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Have you guys been watching it every week before you talk about it?

[00:15:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Most weeks.

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Sometimes we just watch the parts that are relevant to what we're talking about.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_05]: We need to watch.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_05]: So we did like a romance episode.

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_05]: We did like a romance cut where we just watch.

[00:15:48] [SPEAKER_01]: That was one of the great love stories of our time, I think.

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that was what we were positing, you know.

[00:15:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I was going to say, it sounded like you correct yourself.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_05]: I was going to say it's one of the greatest love stories of our time.

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_05]: In addition to being one of the love stories of our time,

[00:15:59] [SPEAKER_05]: it's one of the great love stories of our communal time.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's really something.

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: It's rare to see such a compelling romance based entirely on

[00:16:15] [SPEAKER_01]: sand feeling rough and

[00:16:20] [SPEAKER_03]: skin feeling smooth.

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Rolling around in a meadow

[00:16:25] [SPEAKER_01]: and other things that happened.

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_03]: You basically covered their whole romance.

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: It's long.

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That's 90% of it.

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Not kissing, there's a lot of not kissing.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, and a confessed slaughter of many women and children.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what really seals the deal.

[00:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It was not a deal breaker for her.

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_03]: No, it's a deal maker.

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_05]: It was kind of a turn on.

[00:16:44] [SPEAKER_05]: She goes right for him after that.

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Up until that point, she was like,

[00:16:49] [SPEAKER_05]: we have to show discretion.

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And then two scenes later,

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_05]: she's like, I don't fucking care, I love that.

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_03]: She's like, I'll take you in this robot moisture bathroom

[00:16:59] [SPEAKER_03]: that we're in right now.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Right in a reek.

[00:17:02] [SPEAKER_05]: What is that?

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_05]: The reek is the giant, the red horned.

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a really uncompelling CGI creature that they...

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, in the final battle scene.

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, yes.

[00:17:14] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't find the CGI compelling in these films?

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man, it's just so...

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Not one frame of it stands up.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's...

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_01]: It looks worse than

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_01]: the fully CG

[00:17:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Clone Wars series

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_01]: that they did later on.

[00:17:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know about that one.

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you heard of that one?

[00:17:35] [SPEAKER_03]: No, I don't know. What are you...

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_03]: That's that.

[00:17:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought we were talking about expanded universe.

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true, we are talking about expanded universe.

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_05]: We're talking about fan fiction.

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_05]: We're talking about deleted scenes.

[00:17:48] [SPEAKER_03]: The parameters of this podcast

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_03]: are very blurry.

[00:17:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I never actually saw what you're talking about.

[00:17:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Like, literally I never actually saw it.

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it good?

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: No, I mean...

[00:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: To say like, who wants to dive back in

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: for, you know,

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: 11 more hours of what we just saw was bad.

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Well, that's what people have been doing

[00:18:10] [SPEAKER_03]: every week on this podcast.

[00:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: I just described what you guys have been doing.

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Who wants to dive back in?

[00:18:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Our lives, you're describing our feudal lives.

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm so glad that with tomorrow...

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_03]: next week's episode, it's finally over

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_03]: for the long nightmare.

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll find a new movie and a new franchise

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_05]: to one-off.

[00:18:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase, as you know,

[00:18:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm sure right now you're racking your brain

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_05]: thinking of other movies you've seen and going

[00:18:32] [SPEAKER_05]: was that part of the Phantom Menace franchise?

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Like wondering if other things are sequels.

[00:18:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Nope, as far as we know, there were two.

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_05]: There were two movies, okay?

[00:18:41] [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, but my point here is

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_05]: look, I didn't know that there was

[00:18:45] [SPEAKER_05]: a Clone Wars animated series, but that makes sense to me

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_05]: because obviously the third movie would have been

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_05]: The Clone Wars.

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_05]: All logical storytelling rules.

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it should be The Clone Wars.

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_05]: So if he didn't get to make the movie,

[00:18:57] [SPEAKER_05]: maybe does a little TV show.

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_05]: So many ideas, he does them as a TV show,

[00:18:59] [SPEAKER_05]: follows it up, we'll have to look into that.

[00:19:01] [SPEAKER_03]: But yeah, I feel like, Chase,

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: there's so many movies you've described to me

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_03]: as being a personal favorite of yours.

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_03]: I feel like you should come back to do one of those

[00:19:10] [SPEAKER_03]: because we like to do other movies too, you know?

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: During Trivia, you would just be like

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_03]: King Ralph or something like that.

[00:19:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man, it was always...

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Hump your fist.

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Whenever the question was about a really bad movie

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_01]: you guys would just look to me.

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Aired on Comedy Central all the time in the 1990s.

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_05]: That was the through line.

[00:19:25] [SPEAKER_05]: The regular rotation comedies of early 90s

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Comedy Central were like your forte.

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_01]: If Mark Harmon was teaching summer school,

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I know all about it.

[00:19:36] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of buried gems

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_03]: in that world, you know?

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_05]: There is something.

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Would you say that summer school

[00:19:43] [SPEAKER_05]: functioned as your comedy school?

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_01]: It's where I learned everything that I know.

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you know,

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I go into the 30 Rock every day.

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was the fertile soil from which this night shows comedy.

[00:19:55] [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like,

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_01]: what are your summer school pitches today?

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, well, let me tell you...

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_03]: You unroll a piece of parchment

[00:20:02] [SPEAKER_03]: that rolls all the way down the aisle.

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Like, you don't have to unroll the parchment every day.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_05]: And it should be said,

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_05]: you're dressed exactly like Mark Harmon's character

[00:20:11] [SPEAKER_05]: in summer school right now.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, and always, yeah.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_01]: And it makes more sense right now,

[00:20:15] [SPEAKER_01]: but I also do it in the winter.

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_01]: In New York, quite punnish.

[00:20:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's tough, yeah.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_01]: And I commit, so no jacket, anything like that.

[00:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It's short sleeves and shorts every day.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you guys see that Mark Harmon

[00:20:28] [SPEAKER_03]: is the third highest paid actor in TV?

[00:20:30] [SPEAKER_03]: 20 million a year?

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: He's just behind Galecki and Parsons.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Man, the three

[00:20:36] [SPEAKER_01]: acting pillars

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: of American television.

[00:20:40] [SPEAKER_03]: The golden age of television.

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You got Galecki, Parsons

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and Harmon.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_03]: And then behind that is the other two big bang guys.

[00:20:47] [SPEAKER_03]: They make so much fucking money.

[00:20:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And you know what was most surprising to me

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_05]: was that number six on the list

[00:20:53] [SPEAKER_05]: was Romano solely off of residuals.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, well, you know.

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_03]: But within the top ten...

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_03]: That sweet...

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not even certain age is fucking there.

[00:21:03] [SPEAKER_05]: No time for joking. It's a good show.

[00:21:05] [SPEAKER_05]: I love that show!

[00:21:07] [SPEAKER_05]: One of my great friends wrote for that show.

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Who? Andre Brower?

[00:21:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Andre Brower secretly wrote a bunch of...

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Double duty on that show.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_03]: He wrote for Boardwalk Empire

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and then he wrote for Men of a Certain Age.

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought it was a lovely show.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_05]: No time for joking.

[00:21:24] [SPEAKER_01]: The crossover episode

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_01]: they had with Boardwalk Empire

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: was tremendous.

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_03]: When they found that time tunnel

[00:21:30] [SPEAKER_03]: and they traveled back to 1920s...

[00:21:32] [SPEAKER_05]: I didn't think they'd be able to pull it off.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_05]: You took a Men of a Certain Walk?

[00:21:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It was good.

[00:21:40] [SPEAKER_03]: That was terrible.

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Boardwalk of Certain Age?

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Wait, aren't you working with Ray Romano now?

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean...

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Ray Romano is working and I sometimes work adjacent to him.

[00:21:51] [SPEAKER_05]: He's in the HBO show.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Ray Romano is a lead character on a show

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_05]: in which I do a very, very small amount.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_05]: But is he in the office?

[00:21:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know who he's playing.

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he plays one of my bosses.

[00:22:01] [SPEAKER_05]: There you go.

[00:22:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Let me say this publicly.

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_05]: He's a really fucking good actor.

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I agree with you.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_03]: He was so good on Parenthood, too.

[00:22:10] [SPEAKER_05]: On this show he's doing...

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I think he's funny, but it's a dramatic show

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_05]: where he's playing a funny person.

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a really fucking good...

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_05]: He plays a cokehead on this show.

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_05]: He's really, really good.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody loves Rayman.

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_05]: He's bringing it back.

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_05]: They're bringing it back.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_05]: It picks up one week after the CBS presented.

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_05]: It's now an hour after the show.

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a very long single cam

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_05]: in which Ray is addicted to coke.

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Both of his parents are dead, I believe.

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Ray Brown, yeah.

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_05]: It takes a one week later.

[00:22:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts.

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_05]: He bought a bunch of coke.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_01]: He's finally cutting loose.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_05]: He's pushing how much everyone can love Rayman.

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It's about the boundaries of love.

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Does everybody really love Rayman?

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Like really love Rayman.

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_05]: We love a person through thick and thin.

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_05]: We stick with them through their rough patches.

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_05]: He's a great actor.

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently, he makes $15 million a year

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_05]: all for residuals alone.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Because he was the writer and producer.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess that's why he makes more than K-Grams.

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_05]: And Garrett?

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Or Seinfeld, though.

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's a good...

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I like that segment of a certain age.

[00:23:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Only Seinfeld did that.

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_05]: B-movie residuals are terrible.

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_05]: And this is only for TV.

[00:23:26] [SPEAKER_05]: We have a very important...

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Do we? Like 25 minutes in.

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_05]: We have so much important stuff to say.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase.

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_05]: What are your overall thoughts on

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Attack of the Clones as a film?

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_05]: You said it's one of your favorite clone movies.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_01]: But beyond that...

[00:23:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's...

[00:23:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe the second best movie

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen with a character named Jango.

[00:23:54] [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good.

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_01]: That's how you get...

[00:23:59] [SPEAKER_01]: There's that really great...

[00:24:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Hot Rod Chase through the skies of Coruscant.

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Which we all remember that.

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Nice job announcing Coruscant, right?

[00:24:07] [SPEAKER_03]: By the way, a lot of people don't do that.

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I just leaned into it and helped out.

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You did it. It's just like Cliteral.

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Ah, fuck! I did it wrong!

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Go on, go on.

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_01]: What else?

[00:24:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember it rained for the whole...

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_01]: The whole part.

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_01]: And...

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Really realistic rain.

[00:24:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely not just like buckets of milk being dumped on poor...

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Finally got a chance to see

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_01]: the really compelling back story

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_01]: of Boba Fett.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_01]: The child

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_01]: who

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_01]: finishes the movie

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_01]: by holding his father's severed head.

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And by backstory, you mean story.

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_05]: We agree that that's a weird story to tell of.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Just a little boy who holds his father's head.

[00:24:53] [SPEAKER_05]: It is really weird when he picks up the head.

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_05]: And then the head doesn't fall out.

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I know.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_03]: He picks up perfectly for the head to fall out.

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_03]: He's holding the sides of it.

[00:25:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Slowly.

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is hygienic.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_03]: You shouldn't be like putting your hand up.

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_01]: You know that it should be like...

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_01]: And just drops onto the ground.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_01]: But, you know,

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that was a story that needed to be told.

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Again, that is...

[00:25:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Having just re-watched a little bit,

[00:25:22] [SPEAKER_03]: it's the lamest when Jango Fett dies.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_03]: And Mace Windu is just...

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_03]: You're ready for this big battle,

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_03]: and Mace Windu just goes...

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_03]: You know, slices his head off.

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_05]: What almost feels like...

[00:25:34] [SPEAKER_05]: As we know, Georgie Porgy had a hand in creating

[00:25:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is a fine film.

[00:25:39] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're comparing it to where he shoots the guy

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: in Raiders?

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, but that is clearly like...

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a really cool scene.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_05]: It's set up properly.

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, A, we've just met this dude.

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_05]: This swordsman, right?

[00:25:53] [SPEAKER_05]: So he comes in, he does his cool sword trick,

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_05]: you're ready for a big fight,

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_05]: and then with fucking razor sharp comic timing,

[00:26:00] [SPEAKER_05]: he just shoots.

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_01]: It's one of the funnier beheadings

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I can remember.

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_05]: But that's constructed like a comedy sequence.

[00:26:08] [SPEAKER_05]: And this is like the same thing where Jango comes down,

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Mace is there, ready for a big battle,

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_05]: and then he just fucking beheads him.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_05]: But it doesn't feel like

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_05]: there's the same wind-up.

[00:26:17] [SPEAKER_03]: He probably should have included on

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: a zandow or a waltz.

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway, get to your point

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: that we keep derailing.

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_05]: My point is...

[00:26:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's checking his email.

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_05]: No, I'm queuing something up.

[00:26:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I got a big surprise for later in the episode.

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Griffin surprises are a 50-50 proposition on this show.

[00:26:36] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd say they're more like 90-10.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, 90 bad.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, no, we're in agreement.

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't have to flip that one.

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Go on, go on.

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh...deleted scenes.

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_05]: I believe we all watched them in preparation.

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I did. I watched them today.

[00:26:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't believe that there was

[00:26:55] [SPEAKER_01]: even more movie

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_01]: that they didn't put in this movie.

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Left on the table.

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Had it been in the movie,

[00:27:02] [SPEAKER_03]: it would have really stuck out.

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It really feels like it would've.

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_03]: You know sometimes you watch a deleted scene from a movie

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_03]: and you're like, I don't know, they should have included this.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_03]: This is really cool.

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_03]: These scenes are like, I totally get why

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_03]: they didn't include these.

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course it's about 40 other minutes

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_03]: they've been gone.

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_05]: But these are weird scenes.

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Another interesting point is a couple of these scenes

[00:27:21] [SPEAKER_05]: last week we talked a lot about how this movie was

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_05]: this digital film making revolution.

[00:27:26] [SPEAKER_05]: It was the most computer generated live action film

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_05]: up until that point in time.

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_05]: First one was really strong front blue screens.

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_05]: A couple of these scenes are just humans

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_05]: standing in a real environment talking.

[00:27:37] [SPEAKER_05]: The scenes feel so weird

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_05]: because there are scenes that could be in any other movie.

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_05]: It's true.

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_05]: They look like a normal movie.

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Where's the rest of this?

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_01]: You just take out the background

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_01]: and put it in Chicago or something.

[00:27:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_05]: This is the first scene I want to talk about.

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I think Lang referenced this scene.

[00:27:55] [SPEAKER_03]: This is the most important scene.

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure it's the one you're about to talk about.

[00:27:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin hanging out with Padme's dad.

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah.

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Who's played by who?

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Some bum.

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Literally just some bum.

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_03]: He looks like a guy who walked in on the street.

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_01]: He's a big meaty roll for some bum.

[00:28:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Seriously?

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the highlight of his IMDb page.

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm a stickler for

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_05]: visual similarities

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_05]: between a familial casting.

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I just saw Ricky in the flash man.

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_03]: You know where Meryl Streep's daughter plays.

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah. So good.

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_05]: That goes a long way.

[00:28:34] [SPEAKER_05]: If you're making a movie that's centered around a family

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_05]: and you see the two people

[00:28:37] [SPEAKER_05]: and they have similar features

[00:28:39] [SPEAKER_05]: and especially if it's something like that

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_05]: where it's actually someone's daughter

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_05]: they're going to have something like mannerism.

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_01]: It's something we just accept

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_01]: about so many movies and TV shows

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_01]: with families that look nothing alike.

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I do appreciate when they go out of their way

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_01]: to cast people who resemble each other.

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Or at the very least

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_05]: you cast someone who looks different

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_05]: but the person kind of studies whoever was cast first.

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_05]: You know, whoever the bigger star is

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_05]: and kind of takes some of their mannerisms.

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_05]: This movie, Nellie Portman

[00:29:07] [SPEAKER_05]: who is a little like

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_05]: nymph of a lady

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_05]: with a little slip of a person

[00:29:13] [SPEAKER_05]: and very delicate

[00:29:15] [SPEAKER_05]: and is very poised.

[00:29:17] [SPEAKER_05]: This fucking bum

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_05]: rolls on like off the street

[00:29:21] [SPEAKER_05]: covered in flies.

[00:29:23] [SPEAKER_05]: It looks like they didn't fucking shower him.

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't even have a fly wrangler

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: to keep the flies away.

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_01]: They're visible in many of the frames.

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was very disturbing.

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_05]: This guy's fucking roly-poly.

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_05]: He's like

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_05]: no haircut, fucking facial scruff.

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_05]: This guy isn't living on Tatooine.

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_05]: He's in some Mos Espa scum.

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_05]: They're in a fancy Tuscan estate basically.

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Naboo is like the fucking

[00:29:48] [SPEAKER_05]: wine and cheese planet.

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_05]: You know?

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And this guy looks nothing like Nellie Portman.

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Acts nothing like Nellie Portman.

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Doesn't seem like he's ever met Nellie Portman.

[00:29:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe he was a space stepdad.

[00:29:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe.

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe, we're going to Spandex Universe here.

[00:30:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe.

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_05]: But this scene is

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_05]: within the context of the movie.

[00:30:09] [SPEAKER_05]: I need to get away.

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Wait a second. I know a place.

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a place we used to vacation when I was a little girl

[00:30:13] [SPEAKER_05]: in school.

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_05]: There he is.

[00:30:17] [SPEAKER_05]: He's on his Wikipedia page.

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Even his photo on his Wikipedia page is like

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why I'm in it either.

[00:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Really?

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: He's another Australian actor.

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Almost every small part of this movie is played by an Australian

[00:30:29] [SPEAKER_03]: because it's shot in Australia.

[00:30:31] [SPEAKER_05]: He's wearing a black Oxford shirt and a white t-shirt underneath

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_05]: and when he flipped the photo around I thought he was

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_05]: a reverend.

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he kind of looks like a man of the cloth.

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Lucas just went to a good sermon

[00:30:40] [SPEAKER_05]: and was like you know what we haven't cast that part yet.

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Has he done any other work of note?

[00:30:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Well first I want to give you this quote.

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a great quote.

[00:30:48] [SPEAKER_03]: To be directed by Lucas.

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Working with a creator of pop mythology.

[00:30:52] [SPEAKER_03]: The man who directed possibly

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_01]: The man who was cut from the movie.

[00:30:56] [SPEAKER_03]: The man who directed possibly

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_03]: the most influential film ever made.

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I assume he means American graffiti.

[00:31:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh you think it's the Phantom Manus?

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I think it's the Phantom Manus.

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_03]: And in law to the notion of the force

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_03]: and the collective psyche

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_03]: I had 12 lines and two scenes

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_03]: with two days to prepare.

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's a little weird that they were just like

[00:31:14] [SPEAKER_03]: can you do this?

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_03]: They probably just went to the local play house.

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, and he did a screen test.

[00:31:21] [SPEAKER_01]: You could tell he spent

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: some of those two days preparing.

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He definitely

[00:31:26] [SPEAKER_05]: spent at least half an hour preparing.

[00:31:28] [SPEAKER_05]: He probably brought his script with him to lunch.

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_05]: He went out for lunch, brought the script with him

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_05]: looked over while eating a turkey pie.

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_01]: The waiter run lines with him.

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_03]: You know he's done some Australian TV

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_03]: You know

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_03]: He's around. He's not been anything else

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I've ever heard of. A lot of Australian TV.

[00:31:45] [SPEAKER_03]: A lot of Australia.

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_03]: We're going back to the 60s he's on Australian TV.

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Look we're done with our performance review

[00:31:50] [SPEAKER_05]: but this guy is a bad, gives a bad performance.

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, yeah.

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_05]: The guy is really bad. Can't even seem to get it up.

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_05]: And within the context of the movie

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_05]: you can see him in the bottom of the frame

[00:32:01] [SPEAKER_05]: tugging at his dick trying to make it hard

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_05]: he can't get it up.

[00:32:03] [SPEAKER_05]: At the bottom of the frame he's tugging the dick.

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_05]: But

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_05]: within context of the movie it's like we need to get away

[00:32:09] [SPEAKER_05]: we need to hide. Padme is like here's this place

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I used to vacation when I was a girl in school

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_05]: We used to vacation at this palace

[00:32:15] [SPEAKER_05]: in the side of like the countryside

[00:32:17] [SPEAKER_05]: of Naboo, right? And then it's just

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_05]: the two of them on like a romantic getaway

[00:32:21] [SPEAKER_05]: we see a waitress at one point

[00:32:23] [SPEAKER_05]: but they're otherwise just alone.

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_05]: These delayed scenes imply that her parents were just there

[00:32:27] [SPEAKER_05]: the whole time? I guess so

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_05]: You'd think it'd be really easy to find her

[00:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That this is like her home, that this is her manner?

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know maybe they just they're like

[00:32:34] [SPEAKER_03]: oh you're on Naboo we'll stop by

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: lovely to see you Padme

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: I heard there was an assassination attempt

[00:32:41] [SPEAKER_01]: And the whole scene is her mom

[00:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: says something like

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it true or are you in danger?

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_01]: She's like no

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_01]: and then

[00:32:50] [SPEAKER_01]: the dad says is it true and then I can go

[00:32:52] [SPEAKER_01]: yes and then everyone just goes back

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_01]: to eating potatoes or whatever the fuck

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Like that's the dramatic tension

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_01]: in the scene

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It's about as dramatically tense as all the other

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_03]: scenes that they have together

[00:33:06] [SPEAKER_03]: He just says yes

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_01]: He doesn't like say like maybe we should close

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_01]: the blinds or like

[00:33:13] [SPEAKER_01]: No attempt

[00:33:15] [SPEAKER_01]: is made to like get everyone

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: to the basement or anything like that

[00:33:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Someone could fucking kill her

[00:33:19] [SPEAKER_05]: But tonally the scene feels

[00:33:21] [SPEAKER_05]: and this is in line with how low the stakes are

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Tonally the scene feels more like

[00:33:27] [SPEAKER_05]: just

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_05]: a dad being like so

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_05]: what are your intentions with my daughter

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Like it's very just kind of like

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_01]: What are your space intentions with my space

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_05]: It feels like it's out of

[00:33:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah right

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like entirely different movie

[00:33:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I swear to God

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause it's just four people in a backyard

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Which already is jarring in a movie where everything else

[00:33:49] [SPEAKER_05]: looks like it was shot in front of like a fruit rollup

[00:33:52] [SPEAKER_05]: wrapper

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_05]: You know

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Like everything else is like shiny and like foily

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And like this

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Just four people in a backyard

[00:34:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Just like having like a casual conversation

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is still to that thing

[00:34:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Like it just feels like some weird like teen soap opera

[00:34:10] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a bad scene

[00:34:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Terrible scene

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm glad they cut it

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Would have been really jarring to suddenly be meeting her parents

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_03]: who were played by these fucking amateurs

[00:34:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, who looked nothing like her

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_05]: and behaved nothing like her

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Bad scene

[00:34:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Actually though the still to that thing of her family

[00:34:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Does kind of line up with what you were saying

[00:34:29] [SPEAKER_01]: It explains things

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause she's very stilted in her manner too

[00:34:34] [SPEAKER_05]: And they do keep on saying

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah maybe

[00:34:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah maybe that's just how it is in Naboo

[00:34:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Everyone's just really stilted

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_03]: That's how it is in this whole galaxy

[00:34:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I would have loved if Lucas had just explained it

[00:34:45] [SPEAKER_01]: You guys don't get it

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_01]: That's just how they act on Naboo

[00:34:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah right, that's just that they're aliens

[00:34:51] [SPEAKER_01]: You guys didn't understand

[00:34:54] [SPEAKER_05]: On this planet people don't speak naturally

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_05]: So their attitudes always seem at odds with the intent of the words

[00:35:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I think our take away from this is good thing was on the cutting room floor

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_05]: In terms of the expanded universe does it tell us anything that the film didn't

[00:35:12] [SPEAKER_03]: She has a really blandly overprotective father I guess

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I guess there's something kind of humbling about it

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_05]: in a movie where everyone is so unrelatable

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like she's got some lame fucking parents

[00:35:22] [SPEAKER_05]: It's true

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause we're presented in Phantom Menace with her as like a child queen

[00:35:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And then this she's like a stuffy senator

[00:35:30] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like oh she does have like

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and there's no other parents in this movie except for Anakin's mom

[00:35:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Anakin's dad is The Force

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Right

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Or Wada as you believe

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and Anakin's mom is like tortured

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah it's horrible

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay scene two I want to discuss

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a big one

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_05]: This might be my favorite one I think

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Extended library sequence

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god this is crazy

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase we've talked about this a little bit

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_05]: I want to set Chase up for a cold read

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Alright

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_05]: This extended library sequence

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Fits into the movie when we see

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Obi-Wan going to the Jedi archives

[00:36:07] [SPEAKER_05]: The Jedi temple archives

[00:36:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to find out where this dark came from

[00:36:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Trying to find the planet Kamina

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Right all this shit

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Looking up Psyfo DS these weird like

[00:36:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Loose Ants that he can't track

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And the movie all you see is

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Jakostin new Jedi librarian

[00:36:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Say like well if it's not in the computer

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_05]: It doesn't exist

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a greatly expanded extended version

[00:36:31] [SPEAKER_05]: There's like two scenes

[00:36:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Two additional scenes

[00:36:36] [SPEAKER_05]: What

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_05]: What would you take away

[00:36:39] [SPEAKER_05]: What are your first impressions of Jakostin

[00:36:42] [SPEAKER_05]: From her behavior

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Her attitude her energy

[00:36:45] [SPEAKER_05]: In the extended sequence

[00:36:49] [SPEAKER_01]: She was very

[00:36:51] [SPEAKER_01]: She discussed

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_01]: How handsome Count Dooku was

[00:36:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah boy did she

[00:36:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Man it felt like there was a whole backstory there

[00:36:59] [SPEAKER_01]: That we still don't know

[00:37:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah but we might know though

[00:37:03] [SPEAKER_05]: We've been pumping at this for nine weeks now

[00:37:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Seriously

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Seriously and we hadn't watched the scene

[00:37:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah no no no

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_05]: We just felt in our bones

[00:37:11] [SPEAKER_03]: You knew there was something there

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_03]: How she's so mean to Obi-Wan

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_03]: She's like where's this system

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if it's not in the library

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't exist okay

[00:37:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Relax buddy

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_05]: What felt like she was covering up for something

[00:37:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Who should he be covering up for

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_05]: The Dukes

[00:37:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Covering up that Dooku

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Covering up that Dooku

[00:37:35] [SPEAKER_03]: But we're not talking about how this scene is conducted

[00:37:37] [SPEAKER_03]: While she's basically like

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Stroking a giant sculpture

[00:37:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Lionel Richie bust

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Of Count Dooku

[00:37:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Lionel Richie was the problem master

[00:37:47] [SPEAKER_01]: On this movie a lot of people don't know that

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a bust that a blind woman made

[00:37:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Of Count Dooku

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Three times the size of Christopher Lee's head

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_05]: If not larger it is massive

[00:37:57] [SPEAKER_05]: And she won't stop talking about

[00:37:59] [SPEAKER_05]: How handsome he was when she was young

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_05]: How fun she was of him

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_05]: How smart

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_05]: She sort of says

[00:38:07] [SPEAKER_05]: The two of them were similar

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Right

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh you remind me a lot of it

[00:38:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is such far off on this

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: It is also the worst written scene

[00:38:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause like

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Obi-Wan just has to deliver this

[00:38:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Like info dump he's like

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah he was a great Jedi before he quit

[00:38:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And then I didn't know what he was up to

[00:38:24] [SPEAKER_03]: And then it turned out he was the leader of the separatists

[00:38:27] [SPEAKER_03]: He says that like he got a new job

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like oh man yeah he quit Rolling Stone

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: And then he got hired at New York magazine

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Like rather than

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: He's leading a massive rebellion within this galaxy

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_05]: But I can't believe cause like we talked about

[00:38:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Earlier in the season how weird it was

[00:38:41] [SPEAKER_05]: That Dooku was like an ex Jedi

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah right then he quit

[00:38:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Right because it's like

[00:38:46] [SPEAKER_03]: He doesn't sort of gel with the whole Jedi thing

[00:38:48] [SPEAKER_03]: You can just quit

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_03]: I know I had magic powers or whatever but like

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I just won't do it anymore

[00:38:54] [SPEAKER_03]: I've always wanted to try children's bro

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I just think if I don't give myself the time to pursue this

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll never you know no

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_05]: But it fits into that thing like

[00:39:02] [SPEAKER_05]: We were kind of wondering like

[00:39:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Was he cast out you know

[00:39:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Was it under weird terms?

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Like what's the fucking deal

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And Chakas is very casually

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And Obi-Wan the two of them talk and they're just like

[00:39:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah he just quit and then he's third became the separatist leader

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like yeah

[00:39:17] [SPEAKER_03]: He went to pursue other opportunities such as open rebellion

[00:39:20] [SPEAKER_03]: You know yeah

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Why are all these people staying as Jedi

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah why aren't they just like

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man you know I can actually just make tons of money

[00:39:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Just doing this and then saying like give me your money

[00:39:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Does Oh yeah

[00:39:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think Dooku do that

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know what he thinks

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like yeah I'll take two watermelons

[00:39:38] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're like alright six bucks and you just like

[00:39:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Space water

[00:39:43] [SPEAKER_02]: Delicious

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_05]: But they just talk very casually like with no suspicion about like

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Nope

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Why are they not like hunting him down with everything they've got

[00:39:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I feel like

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_05]: Leaving the Jedi order

[00:39:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Should be like going AWOL

[00:39:58] [SPEAKER_03]: And then I feel like in that scene

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: When he finally meets Dooku later

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_03]: When he's suspended him

[00:40:03] [SPEAKER_03]: He's like surprised to see it

[00:40:04] [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't make any sense

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Because he looks so different from the bus

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_01]: His head's your head

[00:40:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Who are you

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_01]: The bus

[00:40:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Looks like it was made of peanut butter or something

[00:40:19] [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy

[00:40:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Every wrinkle is

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_01]: You know she's like making out with that thing after library hours too

[00:40:25] [SPEAKER_03]: She's basically putting her fingers in its mouth

[00:40:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Like when she's talking to Obi-Wan

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_05]: See this is what I find so validating

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_05]: We did this deep read and like week by week

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Have been building up this elaborate back story of like

[00:40:36] [SPEAKER_05]: The hidden you know

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Hidden affair between these two

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's why Kamino gets deleted

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_05]: He was like baby just do me this one

[00:40:44] [SPEAKER_05]: He's like you promise you'll like

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Be comfortable with me calling you my boyfriend

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_05]: After that he's like I promise you all

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Say you're my girlfriend and then he just

[00:40:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah you'll come dinner with my parents

[00:40:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes of course

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_01]: My 120 year old parents

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_05]: He's just one file

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_05]: But when I watch this scene

[00:41:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I was like

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I felt validated but I also

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Simultaneously was like

[00:41:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I'm just looking for this

[00:41:09] [SPEAKER_05]: You know

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Like maybe I'm so desperate to be validated

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_05]: That I'm finding connections where there aren't any

[00:41:16] [SPEAKER_05]: No I felt it too

[00:41:18] [SPEAKER_01]: 100% they're fucking right

[00:41:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah they done did it

[00:41:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Which is messed up

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_03]: You can't do that

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We told that over and over again

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:41:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Or maybe is it can a Jedi like

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Bone another Jedi?

[00:41:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it just the can't bone a non Jedi?

[00:41:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Well a Jedi can no love

[00:41:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Can't no love

[00:41:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Same thing

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Can't no love

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_05]: This is a big philosophical question

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Famous Jedi Beatles

[00:41:43] [SPEAKER_05]: They don't want you having a relationship

[00:41:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Space Beatles

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like about staying like emotionally level

[00:41:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah no sure

[00:41:52] [SPEAKER_03]: You don't want to be subject to right wild emotion

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Because then you might turn to the dark side or whatever

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Nothing ever seems to happen

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_05]: But technically

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_05]: One can

[00:42:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Can fuck without emotion

[00:42:03] [SPEAKER_05]: You can have an emotionless spot

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_03]: This is getting gross

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_05]: This is getting gross

[00:42:08] [SPEAKER_05]: No I'm just saying like

[00:42:12] [SPEAKER_05]: We don't know that specifically

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Jedi's aren't allowed to fuck

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh fair enough

[00:42:17] [SPEAKER_03]: We've been operating under this assumption

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Pg movie man

[00:42:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying maybe

[00:42:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe like they kept on calling

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think it's like a

[00:42:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Sort of like a Game of Thrones

[00:42:28] [SPEAKER_01]: The wall type situation where they can like

[00:42:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Jedi can like hit up the space brothel

[00:42:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Right you can just sort of yeah space brothel

[00:42:34] [SPEAKER_03]: And maybe even like

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_03]: You can toggle down to what's it called

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Hard Home or wherever and no that's

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_03]: That's where a craster lives

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to get my Game of Thrones

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Whatever the, whatever the nearby town is

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_05]: My point is maybe this wasn't even like

[00:42:47] [SPEAKER_05]: An on the DL relationship

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Like maybe he was openly

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah they were just friends of benefits

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Corking to Kastanue

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean who hasn't there

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_03]: She's so crazy hot

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_03]: And really nice

[00:43:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Really friendly

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_05]: And a pro

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_05]: At being a librarian

[00:43:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Yoda calls young Dooku

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Into his boardroom office

[00:43:11] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Dooku I heard rumors that you are sleeping with

[00:43:15] [SPEAKER_03]: By the way is not a deleted scene

[00:43:17] [SPEAKER_03]: This is just right from Griffin's

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's like what do you have to say about this

[00:43:21] [SPEAKER_05]: You know where we stand on relationships

[00:43:23] [SPEAKER_05]: On love and he's like oh I'm

[00:43:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Not emotionally invested in her at all

[00:43:27] [SPEAKER_05]: It's like just a fuck for him

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And Yoda just sort of like wrinkles his forehead

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_03]: And he's like I see yes

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool bro, hi five

[00:43:34] [SPEAKER_05]: No you're allowed to do that

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_05]: The nature of the relationship is so fast

[00:43:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying to me and I want a whole fucking

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_05]: A whole fucking thing about it

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_05]: A book

[00:43:45] [SPEAKER_05]: You already got a deleted scene

[00:43:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm almost sure there's fan fiction about it

[00:43:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Well

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Well I did some thorough searching and I couldn't find it

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_01]: But there will be

[00:43:55] [SPEAKER_03]: There could be

[00:43:58] [SPEAKER_03]: The opportunity exists

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And gentlemen all I have to say is

[00:44:00] [SPEAKER_05]: I do have some fan fiction in Lock and loaded to read a little later

[00:44:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Watch this space

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_03]: What are the other deleted scenes

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Those are the big ones

[00:44:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I found that a lot of the scene

[00:44:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I watched the YouTube clip of all the compiled

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Scenes and I found that even the names of the

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Scenes were incredibly boring

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Trade debt analysis

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_01]: It was like the name of one of the scenes

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man I can't believe they cut this

[00:44:28] [SPEAKER_05]: There is yeah a lot of the other ones are just like

[00:44:31] [SPEAKER_05]: More exposition

[00:44:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah it's a lot of exposition

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Which is unbelievable that they left on the floor

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_05]: There's a longer

[00:44:35] [SPEAKER_05]: There's like a removed sequence

[00:44:38] [SPEAKER_05]: From the speeder chase at the beginning

[00:44:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah which was

[00:44:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Longer originally

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_05]: But with no finished effect so it just looks like

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Obi-Wan and Anakin in a box car

[00:44:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It does look like a 30s movie with like a scrolling

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_03]: A street scene behind them

[00:44:56] [SPEAKER_03]: So it looks like they're moving

[00:44:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and as much

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_05]: As much graph as we've given these performances

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_05]: They look so much worse

[00:45:04] [SPEAKER_05]: When there are no effects behind them

[00:45:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Seriously

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah when it's just them going what was that

[00:45:10] [SPEAKER_03]: It's tough

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_03]: It's tough

[00:45:12] [SPEAKER_03]: We talked about this a lot

[00:45:13] [SPEAKER_03]: How tough it must have been for those guys

[00:45:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Just like in a blue screen

[00:45:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Somebody's coming at you

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Duck you gotta turn left

[00:45:19] [SPEAKER_01]: See like a dangling tennis ball

[00:45:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't even think they had tennis balls though

[00:45:23] [SPEAKER_05]: We watched a lot of behind the scenes footage

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And didn't seem like they had many like reference points

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Like they were giving them

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: Very low tennis ball budget on these movies

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah they were very low

[00:45:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah they blew it all

[00:45:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Blue screens

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Are there any other deleted scenes I know

[00:45:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Those are the two big ones

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Those were the ones I wanted to talk about

[00:45:43] [SPEAKER_03]: There's the extended

[00:45:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh there was a

[00:45:48] [SPEAKER_01]: There was a Senate scene

[00:45:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't think I saw this one

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_01]: It was just them talking in the Senate

[00:45:56] [SPEAKER_05]: It was more Senators

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_01]: FYI

[00:45:59] [SPEAKER_05]: It was more Senators talking about

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Whether or not to militarize

[00:46:04] [SPEAKER_05]: To form the army

[00:46:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Before Jar Jar votes for

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Before he proposes it or whatever

[00:46:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah well Jar Jar he isn't proposed

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_05]: He just functions as the absentee vote right

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess so

[00:46:16] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought he was the actual like proponent of the bill

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it's called like the Binks bill

[00:46:23] [SPEAKER_05]: But he

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_05]: But the Binks crime bill

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_05]: But he doesn't like make a speech

[00:46:26] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what's disappointing is that like

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Palpatine just goes like Jar Jar of course

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Really into this bill

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_05]: And Jar Jar just kind of like nods behind Palpatine

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Like you want to see Jar Jar have his

[00:46:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Mr. Smith goes to Washington

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah what would that sound like

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_01]: What is that

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty serene

[00:46:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait I'm sorry I spaced out

[00:46:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I was giving Ben some paths

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't sit next to him

[00:46:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah but now I'm trying to dodge it

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_04]: What's going on what's up

[00:46:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Hey hi

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_05]: What do we think

[00:46:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Jar Jar Binks

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Mr. Smith goes to Washington

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Where he would have to present his argument

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_05]: As just a small time Goong-Gun senator

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_05]: To the Galactic Senate

[00:47:05] [SPEAKER_01]: As like majestic music starts playing behind him

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Jar Jar shows up and his rumpled suit

[00:47:12] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's just trying to convince everyone

[00:47:13] [SPEAKER_05]: We need to get a clone army

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_05]: How do you think that would sound best

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Abysso

[00:47:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Starting strong

[00:47:22] [SPEAKER_04]: Starting strong

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_04]: Alright

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_04]: Miso

[00:47:27] [SPEAKER_04]: Miso this is interesting

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_04]: Miso

[00:47:30] [SPEAKER_04]: Very happy to be here

[00:47:33] [SPEAKER_04]: Um

[00:47:35] [SPEAKER_04]: Dramatic music swells

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_04]: I can't keep up with this accident

[00:47:38] [SPEAKER_04]: It's so offensive and terrible

[00:47:39] [SPEAKER_04]: But I will keep doing it

[00:47:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Great

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_04]: And then he would be like

[00:47:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Ah

[00:47:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Let's save the Goong-Guns

[00:47:50] [SPEAKER_04]: I think like

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_01]: And then they were like

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_04]: Wait no I'm not done

[00:47:53] [SPEAKER_04]: And then a little bit of old time dancing

[00:47:58] [SPEAKER_05]: I think Jar Jar kind of like slowly

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Scoots up and his like flying

[00:48:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Senate Bob

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_05]: And he loosens the tie

[00:48:05] [SPEAKER_05]: And he goes

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Miso not a fancy Goong-Gun

[00:48:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Miso lives under water

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_05]: My whole life

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_05]: All Miso know is

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_05]: It's a scary world out there

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Much a doo-doo

[00:48:24] [SPEAKER_05]: One can step in

[00:48:28] [SPEAKER_05]: If you don't have a friend

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_05]: You send real big doo-doo

[00:48:35] [SPEAKER_05]: What better friend is there

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Than a clone

[00:48:41] [SPEAKER_00]: And what good is one clone

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Without an army behind him

[00:48:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And the music swells

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_05]: And goes

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_05]: I know what you said Lincoln

[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_02]: I checked like my work

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_02]: Like you know

[00:49:02] [SPEAKER_02]: Although the first line was really funny

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_04]: It almost sounded like a rap

[00:49:07] [SPEAKER_04]: You should do a Jar Jar rap

[00:49:09] [SPEAKER_03]: He definitely should not do that

[00:49:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I have all the things

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_00]: You're already in too much hot water

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_05]: No come on

[00:49:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Griffin's also really fond of doing the Asian Alien voice

[00:49:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Which like he's gotten in trouble

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Asian they're Neimoidians

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Terrible

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Why we should listen to him

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm done with this

[00:49:30] [SPEAKER_03]: So that's enough on the deleted scene

[00:49:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay I do want to read some fanfiction

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_03]: So we did a fanfiction episode for the Phantom Menace

[00:49:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Tell us what happened last time

[00:49:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It was horrible

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_03]: He tried to read one that was just literally boring

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It was just about like Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_03]: And adventure

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And like I mean like I don't know how far you got into it

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_03]: But it was so dull

[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_03]: But you were obviously just trying to steal us for the next one

[00:49:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Which was I mean

[00:49:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase do you want to hazard I guess

[00:49:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Like it was about Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_03]: They were on a strange planet

[00:50:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean there was a wall in between

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_03]: There was a wall

[00:50:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And there was a local custom on this planet

[00:50:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Well there was a hole in the wall

[00:50:11] [SPEAKER_03]: And not where the men could see at all

[00:50:13] [SPEAKER_03]: This is a very different type of wall

[00:50:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And Qui-Gon had to put his penis into this hole

[00:50:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And Obi-Wan unbeknownst to him

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Had to put his mouth on it

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that was the whole

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Wait so

[00:50:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:50:26] [SPEAKER_03]: It was because of the local planet customs

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Qui-Gon put his penis in the hole or Obi-Wan did

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Qui-Gon put his penis through the hole

[00:50:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Obi-Wan puts it into his mouth

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_03]: So Qui-Gon didn't know

[00:50:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And then Minway through figures out that it's Qui-Gon

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_03]: But we didn't get to whether Qui-Gon ever figured out

[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_01]: He was weirded out that it was Qui-Gon

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_01]: But then he thinks he was

[00:50:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Not that he's doing it

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_03]: No no no

[00:50:50] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the planet's local custom

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_03]: And they're Jedi's and they don't want to embarrass themselves

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a lot of backstory about that

[00:50:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Just to make it all

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_03]: But thankfully they justified it with that

[00:51:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and then we stop Griffin from reading anymore

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how it concluded

[00:51:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh man there was probably like a Darth Maul cameo in there

[00:51:08] [SPEAKER_01]: You know he's got the double-sided lightsaber

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_05]: It's true, knows what he's unpacking

[00:51:12] [SPEAKER_05]: I have an idea of how it might have finished

[00:51:14] [SPEAKER_05]: With the semen

[00:51:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Alright there

[00:51:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Space com

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Full of mini-chlorians

[00:51:22] [SPEAKER_01]: That is true

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay here's a question

[00:51:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Ken

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh oh, what's your question?

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Can the force be passed along?

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it like a sexually transmitted disease?

[00:51:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Because we know it's like a blood disease

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like oh you got too many mini-chlorians

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_03]: So you have the force

[00:51:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Gotta cut down on eggs

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh yeah can you pass it on?

[00:51:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know maybe that's why the Jedi's aren't allowed to have sex

[00:51:49] Yeah

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah because they wanna fucking keep it

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's kinda genetic

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_03]: He was completely vague

[00:52:04] [SPEAKER_03]: If he hadn't said anything

[00:52:05] [SPEAKER_05]: So he would pass it onto his kids

[00:52:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay

[00:52:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Here's the fan fiction that I wanna read

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It's amazing how long this is taking you to find

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_05]: I was trying to find another one backed up

[00:52:17] [SPEAKER_05]: So I could move straight on from this to another one

[00:52:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I got this one

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Ready?

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_05]: This is written first person

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_05]: What's it called?

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Dexter's Supreme

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Now I don't know if you remember

[00:52:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase but Dexter is the owner of the dinosaur

[00:52:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh how could I forget?

[00:52:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Griffin's favorite character in the text

[00:52:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Very helpful in the investigation

[00:52:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:52:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Very helpful diner employee

[00:52:41] [SPEAKER_01]: And he has a very strange mustache

[00:52:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:52:47] [SPEAKER_05]: It does have four arms

[00:52:52] [SPEAKER_05]: This is written first person's like a testimony

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Dex is a great pal of mine

[00:52:59] [SPEAKER_05]: And we get along splendidly when I visit his restaurant

[00:53:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course it's usually when the man I love

[00:53:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Quinlan Voss has to go to Dex for information

[00:53:06] [SPEAKER_05]: On his ridiculous quest to find this mysterious guy

[00:53:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Called as the king of the universe

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Sith Lord

[00:53:11] [SPEAKER_05]: But it's great to see Dex and his diner

[00:53:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Nevertheless

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_05]: The inside and outside the core of the place is just gorgeous

[00:53:19] [SPEAKER_05]: It looks so much more classical and elegant than all those trashy joints down in the chorus on under levels

[00:53:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Where I usually have to do my work

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Although there's one detail to the diner that I like

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_05]: That is similar even to the only beautiful detail

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_05]: And all of Narshada

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It's neon sign

[00:53:37] [SPEAKER_05]: On one of the front windows which displays

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_05]: The diner's logo

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_05]: I just happen to like a pretty red and blue neon sign

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Because I also happen to like light emitting deodes

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_05]: Whenever I come

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Perhaps what I like even more

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_05]: About Dex's diner though

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_05]: This is chapter three of A

[00:53:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I skipped the first two cause the first two aren't good

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh yeah, they're sure

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Perhaps what I like even more about Dex's diner though

[00:53:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Is Dex's compassion

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_05]: David

[00:54:05] [SPEAKER_05]: He doesn't look down on lowlifes like me

[00:54:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Like some of the other more

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_05]: That's true

[00:54:19] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Dex has got great food and drink too

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_05]: And sometimes

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Likes to snitch

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Everything was a little under season

[00:54:51] [SPEAKER_05]: This woman

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Has written

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_03]: A Yelp review of fanfiction

[00:54:56] [SPEAKER_05]: A seven chapter Yelp review of Dex's diner

[00:55:00] [SPEAKER_03]: How much more is that

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_03]: You're not reading anymore I forbid it

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_03]: But is there anything else

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm almost at the end of this review

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_05]: So some of Dex's got great food and drink too

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_05]: And sometimes

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Like to snitch from other customers plate

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Not a term

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_05]: You don't snitch from someone's plate

[00:55:14] [SPEAKER_05]: You can snatch

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_05]: You can snitch information to someone

[00:55:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I suppose

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Just to tease Dex

[00:55:19] [SPEAKER_05]: I sometimes like to snitch from other customers plate

[00:55:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Just to tease Dex

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_05]: But what really makes this diner worthwhile

[00:55:24] [SPEAKER_05]: Is the kindness of Dex

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_05]: And his generosity to underdogs like Hermione and me

[00:55:29] [SPEAKER_05]: If people look down on you at other restaurants

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_05]: I guarantee

[00:55:32] [SPEAKER_05]: You won't regret trying it out

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_05]: And who's this by?

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Ready?

[00:55:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Callie and Hentz

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Girlfriend of

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Jedi Master Quinlan Vos

[00:55:44] [SPEAKER_05]: What?

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I did not find this review helpful

[00:55:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Jedi Master got a girlfriend?

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No, Chase already nailed it man

[00:55:53] [SPEAKER_05]: Jedi Master got a girlfriend?

[00:55:55] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking it up Quinlan Vos

[00:55:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Quinlan Vos

[00:55:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Is that a made up fanfiction character?

[00:56:01] [SPEAKER_03]: No, that is unfortunately

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_03]: A real

[00:56:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Google was on that shit

[00:56:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It auto completed for me Quinlan Vos

[00:56:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Here he is on Wikipedia

[00:56:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, Wikipedia

[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Warned that this information is very out of date

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And badly written

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh, there he is

[00:56:17] [SPEAKER_03]: Pretty hot

[00:56:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, he walked

[00:56:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Parallelously forced to the dark side

[00:56:26] [SPEAKER_03]: He does sound like a DJ

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And now

[00:56:29] [SPEAKER_03]: I bet Carlson has so many DJs

[00:56:31] [SPEAKER_03]: That city must be chill with it

[00:56:33] [SPEAKER_03]: It really is

[00:56:35] [SPEAKER_05]: They're saying that he

[00:56:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Walks perilously close to the dark side

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you think it's because he has a girlfriend?

[00:56:41] [SPEAKER_05]: She sounds very nice

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_05]: And sounds like she comes from a bad background

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Although she does snitch from people's plates a little too much

[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And she also has weird ideas of what all women want

[00:56:52] [SPEAKER_03]: To compete with robot waitresses

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Of the four planets

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_03]: What's your favorite planet Chase?

[00:56:58] [SPEAKER_03]: On this movie we got Carlson, we got Tatooine

[00:57:01] [SPEAKER_03]: We got Naboo and then we got Geonosis

[00:57:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Tatooine and Geonosis, both desert planets

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh I guess there's Camino too

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I would say Tatooine probably

[00:57:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Because you know there's not gonna be any EDM

[00:57:17] [SPEAKER_01]: On Tatooine

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_01]: You can't say the same for Coruscant

[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Tatooine still probably has like the blues

[00:57:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Like that's how far back it is

[00:57:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That's the blue

[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, like that's where they're up to

[00:57:28] [SPEAKER_03]: No yeah, cause they go in that bar

[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_03]: On Coruscant

[00:57:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Which looks horrible

[00:57:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like a sports bar

[00:57:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah death sticks

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_03]: There's a million TV screens

[00:57:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It looks really really annoying

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like midtown, Carlson is like the midtown planet

[00:57:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Totally

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Most of them are on like sports

[00:57:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:57:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Weird space sports

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the Kip's Bay

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Of space

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_03]: What are you doing Griffin?

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Back in the days of the Golden Age of the Republic

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_05]: So

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Apparently the Golden Age of the Republic

[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Looked like the 1950s

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_05]: We've talked about how weird it is

[00:58:13] [SPEAKER_03]: It is really weird that Texas Diner

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like someone opened a 50s diner

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_03]: On a space like

[00:58:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah what are the 50s there

[00:58:21] [SPEAKER_03]: This is supposedly a long time ago

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Go on

[00:58:27] [SPEAKER_03]: So you're saying the Golden Age of the Republic

[00:58:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Basically just looked like Pleasantville

[00:58:30] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what you're saying

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_05]: If I ever have a permanent home

[00:58:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Coruscant sort of is

[00:58:36] [SPEAKER_05]: It's already sad

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Is it a drifter or a vagabond?

[00:58:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Well that's probably who ends up in Coruscant

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a weird place to end up

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Who would want to live there?

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Then I would like it to be this diner

[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Not I would like it to be like this diner

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_05]: This person wants to live

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_05]: In this diner

[00:58:51] [SPEAKER_05]: I enjoy having conversations here

[00:58:53] [SPEAKER_05]: With Ahsoka, my fellow Padwan

[00:58:55] [SPEAKER_05]: My master Luminaru Anduli

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking name drop much

[00:59:00] [SPEAKER_05]: It has a beautiful decor

[00:59:02] [SPEAKER_05]: Colored in the same color

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_03]: This is boring

[00:59:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay shit

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_05]: Fine, you want me to pump it up?

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Do you want me to pump it up?

[00:59:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm so glad there's no decks like sex fiction now

[00:59:15] [SPEAKER_03]: I thought that's what we were building

[00:59:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Me too, I thought we were building that

[00:59:18] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll read a different story

[00:59:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause he doesn't have four arms like jerk all off with

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_05]: I'll go to a different story

[00:59:23] [SPEAKER_05]: He's got a lot of stories

[00:59:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It works very late nights

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_01]: I panicked for 24 hours

[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_05]: You guys think this is boring?

[00:59:29] [SPEAKER_05]: I was trying to fucking go high brow

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Here's a new story for you

[00:59:36] [SPEAKER_05]: It's called taking charge

[00:59:37] [SPEAKER_05]: Look Anakin says as he starts pulling his boots all over the

[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Expensive throw on her bed

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_05]: Which does not help its cause

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_05]: It's cute in everything that you want to help out

[00:59:45] [SPEAKER_05]: I just think you're better staying behind a desk

[00:59:46] [SPEAKER_05]: It's safer

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_05]: His gaze is well meaning

[00:59:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Even a bit adoring

[00:59:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Padme is feeling like she had something to prove

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_05]: Suddenly Anakin is being straddled

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_05]: He laughs ignoring the annoyed expression

[00:59:56] [SPEAKER_05]: On his wife's face

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_05]: I love it when he gets all feisty

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_05]: So this is a direct sequel

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Does he have his robot arm?

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Cool

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I was trying to find another one

[01:00:03] [SPEAKER_03]: So is this like a 50 shades of grey

[01:00:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Rip off basically

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_03]: With Anakin and Padme

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_03]: And Padme in the Mr. Grey role

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Not answering

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Padme starts digging in the top drawer of her night stand

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_05]: Christian Grey

[01:00:13] [SPEAKER_05]: She pulls out a flimsy scarf

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_05]: Begins winding it around the glove wrist

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Of Anakin's robot hand

[01:00:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Robot hand

[01:00:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh man I wonder if that's going to

[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking hold that robot hand

[01:00:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin watches her bemused

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_05]: Soon both wrists are tied to separate pose

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin was back

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_05]: His head propped in a couple of simmer silk pillow shams

[01:00:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Lot of silk

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't you think there should be a Star Wars movie

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: About how much Padme wastes her plants money

[01:00:37] [SPEAKER_03]: On like crazy silk clothes

[01:00:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I'm going to skip ahead

[01:00:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah please do

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin's tongue

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_05]: To the end

[01:00:43] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin's tongue darts out

[01:00:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Steady and methodical

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Padme's pubic hairs tickling his nose

[01:00:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Padme quivers and moans

[01:00:50] [SPEAKER_05]: As he licks her cunt

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_05]: Gasp and clutching her husband's hair

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And shoulders in her own breast

[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_05]: As his tongue rubs against the tiny nub

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_05]: At the top of her slit

[01:00:58] [SPEAKER_04]: David is checking his work email

[01:01:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Yep

[01:01:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin catches on quickly

[01:01:01] [SPEAKER_05]: He begins concentrating

[01:01:02] [SPEAKER_03]: It was the word pubic hair that caused me to unlock my iPhone

[01:01:04] [SPEAKER_05]: On that specifically running his tongue

[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_05]: In slow circular motions breathing carefully

[01:01:08] [SPEAKER_05]: So he doesn't exphyxiate

[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_05]: It's an arduous project

[01:01:10] [SPEAKER_05]: Even though Padme is pretty well fired up

[01:01:12] [SPEAKER_05]: But Anakin has had to endure multiple hours of meditation

[01:01:15] [SPEAKER_05]: With Master Yoda

[01:01:16] [SPEAKER_05]: And that's way less fun

[01:01:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Well I'm glad it's less fun

[01:01:19] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm glad we have someone else here with us this time around

[01:01:21] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah I know it's good

[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_03]: You guys do really enjoy this Chase

[01:01:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah this is great

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_03]: What happened to the end of this awful story?

[01:01:30] [SPEAKER_05]: He feels Padme settle alongside

[01:01:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Along his side cushioning her head with his

[01:01:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Boundar gunna untie me he asks

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_05]: As they long until peaceful silence

[01:01:37] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure he could untie

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_05]: He has the chosen Jedi of the future

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_05]: He's incredible

[01:01:42] [SPEAKER_05]: He feels Padme shrug

[01:01:44] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess someone has to help me carry groceries in

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin smiles

[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You think they shop in first

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you think they have like a whole food there

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_03]: A space whole food?

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Definitely I think there's

[01:01:57] [SPEAKER_01]: There's tons of space whole foods

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Space Trader Joe's

[01:02:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Trader Jabba's

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Wait no I think Naboo

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Naboo is definitely a Trader Joe's

[01:02:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah right because they're all a little like

[01:02:10] [SPEAKER_01]: They're a little proud of themselves over in Naboo

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_03]: But then the Gungans are all the guys working

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_03]: At the Trader Joe's

[01:02:16] [SPEAKER_03]: And it's like it's a little uncomfortable

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta wear the Hawaiian shirts

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_05]: Like Mark Harmon in summer school

[01:02:21] [SPEAKER_05]: Tying it all back together

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Full circle

[01:02:24] [SPEAKER_05]: There was one story I was trying to find that I couldn't find

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_05]: That took place on their wedding night

[01:02:28] [SPEAKER_05]: And it, I thought this was clever

[01:02:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought this was true

[01:02:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh this is their wedding night?

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_05]: No that one's not

[01:02:34] [SPEAKER_05]: I had to read that as a replacement

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_05]: It'd be fucked up in their wedding night

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_05]: He just got his arm chopped off

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah I had to read that as a replacement

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_05]: The one I read last night that was

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_05]: Really good

[01:02:43] [SPEAKER_05]: And I couldn't fucking find it again right now

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Was like a lot about how self-conscious

[01:02:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Anakin was at the robot hand

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_05]: And her being like

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't care I just want you touching me

[01:02:52] [SPEAKER_05]: And he's like this disgusting robot hand

[01:02:54] [SPEAKER_05]: He's not real

[01:02:55] [SPEAKER_05]: Like he's really self-conscious about it

[01:02:56] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like leaking oil all over her

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah he doesn't want to touch her

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_05]: With the robot hand

[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Sure

[01:03:00] [SPEAKER_05]: So then what he does is

[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_05]: That's kinda cool

[01:03:02] [SPEAKER_05]: What he does is

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Uh oh

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_05]: He masturbates her

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_05]: No

[01:03:05] [SPEAKER_05]: With the force

[01:03:06] [SPEAKER_05]: So he doesn't have to make direct contact

[01:03:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Well this is a question

[01:03:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Can he do the force out of his robot hand?

[01:03:13] [SPEAKER_03]: In this story he could

[01:03:15] [SPEAKER_03]: And George Lucas wrote this story

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_03]: George Lucas wrote it

[01:03:17] [SPEAKER_03]: He wrote every story that we've read a lot today

[01:03:19] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah the Dexter Yelp reviews

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_05]: He wrote the delete scenes

[01:03:21] [SPEAKER_05]: He wrote Taking Charge

[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_05]: He actually did write the delete scenes

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes

[01:03:25] [SPEAKER_03]: The funniest fact of them all

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh Ben's family

[01:03:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Ben's indicating that I look over at his screen

[01:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm gonna like move my head slowly

[01:03:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Over to the screen to see what he's talking about

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_04]: You guys were talking about the Phantom Menace

[01:03:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Right earlier on in the episode

[01:03:39] [SPEAKER_04]: And it brought back

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_04]: Some memories of that movie

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_04]: Uh huh

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_04]: They're really guy with the two

[01:03:45] [SPEAKER_04]: The double light saber

[01:03:46] [SPEAKER_04]: Darthnaw

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah what happened to that guy?

[01:03:49] [SPEAKER_04]: We thought he was gonna come back as a clone in this movie

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: He did

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: We really did

[01:03:52] [SPEAKER_04]: So I was like searching on the internet

[01:03:56] [SPEAKER_04]: Dude

[01:03:57] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a third movie

[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: A dark wall movie

[01:04:01] [SPEAKER_04]: I'm looking at it right now

[01:04:04] [SPEAKER_04]: Revenge of the Sith

[01:04:06] [SPEAKER_04]: Came out in 2005

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_03]: How much do you think people can put up with us

[01:04:12] [SPEAKER_03]: At this point that we're doing this again?

[01:04:14] [SPEAKER_04]: Wait wait

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_04]: There's a third movie

[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_04]: Revenge of the Sith

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_04]: What?

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a typo

[01:04:21] [SPEAKER_03]: You think it should just

[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just two

[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean it's Wikipedia

[01:04:24] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm not wearing my glasses

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't see how many of Rumen numerals there are

[01:04:27] [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know

[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm seeing three eyes

[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: There's three eyes

[01:04:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Chase have you heard of this movie

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Episode 3 revenge of the Sith

[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: No and I refuse to acknowledge it

[01:04:34] [SPEAKER_02]: It's a wise move

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_03]: For you

[01:04:39] [SPEAKER_03]: This film is expanded universe

[01:04:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Episode 3

[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Click over there

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Click on that one

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_03]: No no that's the one

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: On the Wikipedia

[01:04:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh sure the IMDb

[01:04:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Who directed it?

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: 2005

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: George Lucas

[01:04:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Written and directed by George Lucas

[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_03]: He fucking did it

[01:04:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Starring Hayden Christensen

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Natalie Portman and Ewan McGregor

[01:04:55] [SPEAKER_03]: It's the same actors too again

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: Those guys

[01:04:58] [SPEAKER_05]: He fucking pulled it off

[01:05:00] [SPEAKER_05]: He did a full trilogy

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_05]: He fully realized the ambition of this story

[01:05:04] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm so

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_03]: That's so crazy

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_05]: Three movies

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_05]: What everyone aims to do

[01:05:07] [SPEAKER_05]: Three movies to cover one story

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_05]: There's more Jimmy Smiths

[01:05:10] [SPEAKER_05]: There's more

[01:05:13] [SPEAKER_03]: There's more Samuel L. Jackson

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Smith's fifth bill

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_03]: No he's sixth bill

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe it

[01:05:19] [SPEAKER_01]: The Star Wars trilogy

[01:05:23] [SPEAKER_03]: This is incredible

[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Crazy bastard did it ten years ago

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_05]: I thought we were gonna have to

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Move on to Paula Cast

[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Our podcast about

[01:05:32] [SPEAKER_05]: To Paula Cast?

[01:05:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Our podcast about Paula

[01:05:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Robin Thicks' follow up out into Blurred Lions

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_03]: We are going to do that

[01:05:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't worry about it

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And Paula Poundstone

[01:05:39] [SPEAKER_03]: And Paula Poundstone

[01:05:41] [SPEAKER_05]: We might have to do revenge on the podcast

[01:05:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh we're gonna

[01:05:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh wow

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna gotta do revenge on the podcast

[01:05:47] [SPEAKER_05]: How do you think this one's gonna be?

[01:05:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh I, you know

[01:05:51] [SPEAKER_03]: I just am sure this is where he

[01:05:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Figured it all out

[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_03]: And he ties everything together

[01:05:56] [SPEAKER_03]: He's gonna pull it all

[01:05:57] [SPEAKER_03]: The clones are gonna make sense now and

[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah now they're gonna attack finally

[01:06:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah after

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_04]: On the poster there's like a guy with like a

[01:06:05] [SPEAKER_04]: Black helmet

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_04]: Like a

[01:06:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Must be a new character

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true

[01:06:09] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I've never seen that before

[01:06:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Okay are you ready for my prediction?

[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay yeah yeah yeah this is a good point

[01:06:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah we did this last time

[01:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: We predicted an army of Darth Maul clones

[01:06:17] [SPEAKER_05]: Cause he was the most beloved element of Phantom Menace

[01:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: He's pretty much the coolest part of the Phantom Menace

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_05]: They kill him off they made a mistake

[01:06:24] [SPEAKER_05]: So in like classic city slickers two fashion

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_05]: How do you get Jack Palance back in there

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Twin brother

[01:06:29] [SPEAKER_05]: Or fucking clone army

[01:06:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Army of Darth Maul's right?

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_05]: This movie doesn't fucking follow through with that

[01:06:35] [SPEAKER_05]: But what if revenge of the Sith

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_05]: The Sith that is getting its revenge

[01:06:40] [SPEAKER_05]: Is the ghost of Darth Maul

[01:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know man maybe he's wearing that black helmet

[01:06:44] [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I'm saying

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_05]: What if that's the twist is that guy takes off his helmet

[01:06:48] [SPEAKER_05]: And it's Darth Maul or old buddy

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_03]: My question is you've got these three movies

[01:06:52] [SPEAKER_03]: And the three you know these two movies

[01:06:54] [SPEAKER_03]: The Sith have been plotting

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_03]: You've got Palpatine

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Pulling some strings

[01:06:59] [SPEAKER_03]: When are they gonna get their comeuppance

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_03]: I assume in this movie right

[01:07:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Even though it's called revenge of the Sith

[01:07:05] [SPEAKER_03]: But then I assume like they're brought down

[01:07:07] [SPEAKER_03]: At the end of the movie

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I mean it would be really really really annoying

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_03]: If there were three movies

[01:07:12] [SPEAKER_03]: And the Sith did not get their comeuppance

[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_03]: That's not how storytelling works

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_03]: That's crazy

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like it's a classic Hollywood

[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_03]: David you wouldn't say it

[01:07:20] [SPEAKER_05]: David well I'm pretty stupid

[01:07:22] [SPEAKER_05]: We're talking classic three architecture

[01:07:24] [SPEAKER_05]: And as much as these two movies don't prescribe to that

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_05]: On their own

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_05]: And gel together at all

[01:07:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Right this one's gonna bring it all home

[01:07:30] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah and act three is the comeuppance

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_05]: We got it with the resolution

[01:07:34] [SPEAKER_05]: You know I just want a nice

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Tight clean ending

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Nice tight clean ending

[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_05]: A lot of smits

[01:07:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm so excited by smits being six bill

[01:07:44] [SPEAKER_05]: His part must be so big

[01:07:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Because smits is in clones

[01:07:47] [SPEAKER_03]: For like two minutes and you're like what the hell is Jimmy smits doing in this movie

[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Who invited him to this party

[01:07:51] [SPEAKER_01]: He was the only reason I went to see it actually

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_03]: You were the number one president of this movie

[01:07:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I checked the deleted scenes

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Expecting it to be all smits

[01:07:59] [SPEAKER_03]: There was like a 20 minute Smith arc

[01:08:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Smith arc

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Smith smits

[01:08:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Well yeah I know if Ben found this by googling

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_05]: Darth Maul there's no question Darth Maul is gonna be

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_05]: A big part of this movie and maybe spoiler alert

[01:08:12] [SPEAKER_05]: But Darth Maul is gonna be a big part of this movie

[01:08:14] [SPEAKER_05]: I think so

[01:08:14] [SPEAKER_05]: You have to be because otherwise who's the villain

[01:08:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know of any other villains

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_05]: No

[01:08:21] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean what dooku got away

[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_05]: I guess maybe you said dooku

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_05]: Up to be a master villain too

[01:08:28] [SPEAKER_05]: Dooku gets away on this little bike

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_05]: I love dooku to like team up with Darth Maul

[01:08:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Because the fact that dooku gets away

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Than this movie

[01:08:35] [SPEAKER_05]: Like I thought there was a weird choice on its own

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah we never really talked about it, it is weird

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_05]: But knowing that they got a third movie it's like okay so he's gonna come back

[01:08:42] [SPEAKER_05]: As the master villain

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_05]: He's gonna have a whole arc throughout the third film

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I'm saying because like

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course

[01:08:48] [SPEAKER_05]: In clones he only appears in the last 20-30 minutes

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_03]: That's true, well there is the scene with his head though

[01:08:53] [SPEAKER_03]: They assumed the bus

[01:08:54] [SPEAKER_05]: The bus, but that got cut out

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_05]: But he did sit for 6 hours

[01:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna build some amazing fight scene at the end of 3

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_01]: With dooku

[01:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_01]: And Maul, maybe dooku and maul

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_05]: You know how in fucking

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_05]: In Phantom it was like 2 Jedi vs 1

[01:09:11] [SPEAKER_05]: Sith

[01:09:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Maybe this will be 2 Sith vs 1 Jedi

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Obi-Wan gets his revenge

[01:09:18] [SPEAKER_03]: But I mean of course

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Of course there's a third movie

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_03]: The second movie literally does not wrap anything up

[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_03]: It leaves every thread dangling

[01:09:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I didn't even think about this

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah we're gonna get fucking clone wars

[01:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: You know cause they got married, the clone wars star

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh my god

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_03]: So this movie we're getting fucking honeymoon

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Dive right into the clone wars

[01:09:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah

[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You did say there was some movie about the clone wars

[01:09:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Or did you show her something but I don't know what you're saying

[01:09:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I say a lot of stuff

[01:09:47] [SPEAKER_03]: And Dex

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure Dex will come back

[01:09:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Dex has gotta come back more wato

[01:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah more wato

[01:09:52] [SPEAKER_05]: I'd love to see another pod race

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that'd be cool

[01:09:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Bring it back to the pod racing

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh boy, wow this is huge

[01:10:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase

[01:10:04] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm so happy you can

[01:10:06] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm glad that I was here for this

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_01]: This is huge

[01:10:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Do other people know about this?

[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna find out

[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_05]: This might be a skluci

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_05]: We might be the

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_03]: This movie may not have been released

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_05]: It might be like the day the clown cried

[01:10:22] [SPEAKER_05]: Lucas might have made it

[01:10:23] [SPEAKER_05]: And then put it in a vault and then told the national film registry

[01:10:26] [SPEAKER_05]: That they could release it 10 years after

[01:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure and I'm sure it's good

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: If that's the case

[01:10:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure it has just as many Nazis do

[01:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah probably

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Probably that's why he didn't want to release it cause it's too good

[01:10:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that's what it is

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: It would make the others look weird

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Cause it's the good one

[01:10:42] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm so excited

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Chase thank you for being on the show

[01:10:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Thanks for having me guys

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_05]: Please watch the tonight show

[01:10:50] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah if you should guys

[01:10:53] [SPEAKER_02]: Jimmy's good

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I also have a podcast I want to plug

[01:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: It's similar to if you like serial

[01:10:59] [SPEAKER_01]: You'll love this

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I single handedly

[01:11:02] [SPEAKER_01]: investigate

[01:11:04] [SPEAKER_01]: a crime

[01:11:08] [SPEAKER_01]: It's called chasing

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Blaming

[01:11:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I will pay you $100

[01:11:14] [SPEAKER_03]: if you actually do that

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: Have you been just like

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_01]: the whole episode

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought of that an hour and 11 minutes

[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes

[01:11:26] [SPEAKER_05]: And you also have your podcast where you give people

[01:11:29] [SPEAKER_05]: advice on how to break into the industry which is chasing the dream

[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Of course

[01:11:31] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah that's another podcast we have

[01:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: And Jimmy's gonna mention

[01:11:37] [SPEAKER_03]: this podcast live on the air right

[01:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:11:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Every day starting Monday

[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_03]: You're just gonna slip it into the prompter cause he'll read anything

[01:11:44] [SPEAKER_03]: on the prompter

[01:11:48] [SPEAKER_03]: And we're proud to announce the root screw

[01:11:49] [SPEAKER_03]: is gonna be our new house band for

[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_03]: revenge of the pot

[01:11:52] [SPEAKER_03]: It's gonna be tough fitting them all in

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_04]: Is that one podcast you're doing? I don't know if it's still active

[01:11:57] [SPEAKER_04]: It was like the entourage themed one

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_04]: I think it was called chase on chase

[01:12:00] [SPEAKER_04]: Oh boy

[01:12:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Sorry to ask that you've been

[01:12:05] [SPEAKER_03]: fired

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Chase on chase

[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_05]: The show in which chase

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_05]: interviews

[01:12:13] [SPEAKER_05]: Agent Grenier in characters

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_05]: When he chase

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_03]: They've done 85 episodes of that

[01:12:19] [SPEAKER_03]: It's crazy

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_03]: David you and I are getting up now

[01:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: If you just talked pop culture with

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Agent Grenier in characters when he chase

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That would be amazing

[01:12:29] [SPEAKER_03]: And he acted as if he was

[01:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: himself but within the

[01:12:33] [SPEAKER_03]: structure of Hollywood somehow

[01:12:35] [SPEAKER_05]: We gotta get that happening

[01:12:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Well next week

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_05]: Our feature length commentary

[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_05]: closing out the season

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_05]: Connor Ratliff is back

[01:12:45] [SPEAKER_05]: Our first two time guest

[01:12:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh Connor's gonna be there? Yeah

[01:12:49] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna do it with Connor

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna do a full commentary with Connor

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_05]: And

[01:12:54] [SPEAKER_05]: I mean god we're gonna view this movie in such

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_05]: a different way knowing now that it's the middle

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_05]: chapter

[01:13:00] [SPEAKER_05]: of a trilogy

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah it still sucks though

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah but maybe we'll see

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_05]: You know maybe retroactively

[01:13:07] [SPEAKER_05]: He's so optimistic

[01:13:09] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe revenge of the Sith will make

[01:13:11] [SPEAKER_05]: it good you know what I'm saying

[01:13:13] [SPEAKER_05]: That's where it was going the whole time

[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah there's so many examples of that being true

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_05]: I can't believe Hayden Christensen's bag

[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_05]: playing Anakin though I guess soon

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: They should have recast that

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: They'd age him up another 40 years

[01:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah that's true

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_03]: That means it's gonna be

[01:13:29] [SPEAKER_03]: You know a tight timeline

[01:13:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Rather than the big time jump

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_05]: Honeymoon, Clone Wars, Maul

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_05]: I'm calling it

[01:13:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah you were totally wrong

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Padres

[01:13:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Space Watermelon

[01:13:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Maybe a little TC14

[01:13:45] [SPEAKER_04]: That's too much to ask where she's dead

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah Ghost of Our Favorite Character

[01:13:48] [SPEAKER_05]: Darth Maul, TC14 and

[01:13:50] [SPEAKER_03]: TC14 by the way is the Silver Droid who serves the Jedi

[01:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: as their drinks in the first scene

[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh man, yeah

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_05]: That hot piece

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_05]: Chrome body

[01:14:01] [SPEAKER_05]: Well Chase thank you for being here

[01:14:03] [SPEAKER_05]: Follow Chase on Twitter

[01:14:04] [SPEAKER_05]: Yup Chase Mitt

[01:14:06] [SPEAKER_05]: On Twitter, one of the best in game

[01:14:08] [SPEAKER_05]: He is, he really is

[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_05]: One of the best in game

[01:14:13] [SPEAKER_05]: David

[01:14:15] [SPEAKER_05]: We've done it

[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah David Elson's on Twitter

[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_05]: Grif lightning on Twitter

[01:14:19] [SPEAKER_05]: We literally never do that

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_05]: We've wrapped up a movie

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll do the commentary but this is great

[01:14:25] [SPEAKER_05]: We made it through another

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_05]: We're never gonna talk about this again except for the one more time

[01:14:29] [SPEAKER_05]: We're gonna talk about it again

[01:14:31] [SPEAKER_05]: And uh

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_05]: Bendooser final thoughts

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_05]: Final thoughts

[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_04]: Final thoughts, guys rate

[01:14:39] [SPEAKER_04]: Subscribe, tell your friends

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Commentary

[01:14:42] [SPEAKER_04]: Send us emails

[01:14:45] [SPEAKER_04]: to Griffin and David

[01:14:47] [SPEAKER_04]: We're gonna present a Gmail with ideas for other stuff

[01:14:49] [SPEAKER_04]: that you want us to talk about in the future

[01:14:51] [SPEAKER_03]: After 10 more episodes of Revenge of the Bunkers

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah

[01:14:54] [SPEAKER_05]: If you have thoughts

[01:14:56] [SPEAKER_05]: Oh fuck yeah we have to

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe we can squeeze it down to 5

[01:15:01] [SPEAKER_05]: We'll see

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_05]: I think there's gonna be a lot of meat on this bone

[01:15:05] [SPEAKER_05]: It's not like the last two times

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_05]: things have gotten sweaty at episode 6

[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_05]: I think this movie is gonna have

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_05]: 10 episodes worth of quality content

[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_05]: Listen to the other

[01:15:16] [SPEAKER_05]: used to be comedy podcast

[01:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Alright that's it man

[01:15:20] [SPEAKER_03]: We did it

[01:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And as always

[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_05]: As always

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_05]: Yes Milady he says

[01:15:38] [SPEAKER_05]: Wiggling, soft fingers caress the base in his balls

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_05]: and then pull away