The Happening
March 14, 201601:47:32

The Happening

This week, Griffin and David discuss M. Night’s first ever R rated film, 2008’s The Happening. But is wind scary? Are any of the actors convincing they haven’t completely checked out? Why am I talking to a plastic plant? Together, #TheTwoFriends examine 9/11 imagery, why Kung Fu Panda is a better movie, impressions of nerds, and why Shyamalan calling this the “best B-movie you will ever see” is preposterous. Plus, the Departed sequel scoops and not seeing Hamilton.


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[00:00:01] [SPEAKER_04]: Blank Check with Griffin and David, Blank Check with Griffin and David

[00:00:09] [SPEAKER_04]: Don't know what to say or to expect

[00:00:13] [SPEAKER_04]: All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check

[00:00:20] [SPEAKER_01]: We've sensed it.

[00:00:22] [SPEAKER_01]: We've seen the signs.

[00:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Now it's podcasting!

[00:00:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, now there are two things to scoff at there.

[00:00:35] [SPEAKER_03]: The awful shoehorned wordplay.

[00:00:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Right, I did a bad job, but you know who didn't even worse job?

[00:00:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Whoever wrote the tagline for that movie, we sensed it.

[00:00:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we get it. The guy made the fucking six cents.

[00:00:45] [SPEAKER_01]: We've seen the signs.

[00:00:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we get it. The guy made the fucking signs.

[00:00:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think everybody gets it, especially when they sensed it.

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little muddled.

[00:00:52] [SPEAKER_01]: He's also as always right above the title from writer-director M. Nyechom-Lon.

[00:00:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm David Sims.

[00:00:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm Griffin Newman.

[00:00:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Blank Check podcast.

[00:01:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Pod Night.

[00:01:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to Blank Check podcast.

[00:01:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to the Blank Check podcast presents Pod Night Shamakast.

[00:01:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, welcome. This is a podcast.

[00:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: We talk about M. Night Shamakast right now.

[00:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: Other times we talk about other goofballs.

[00:01:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Right now we're talking about M. Night Shamalan.

[00:01:23] [SPEAKER_03]: We like directors.

[00:01:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes, we like directors.

[00:01:26] [SPEAKER_03]: And we're talking about M. Night.

[00:01:28] [SPEAKER_03]: And we're on to his eighth movie.

[00:01:31] [SPEAKER_01]: This is his eighth film. He's given a blank check.

[00:01:32] [SPEAKER_01]: He can keep making whatever he wants.

[00:01:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Who else is in the studio with us today?

[00:01:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, of course, our trusty producer,

[00:01:40] [SPEAKER_01]: aka our producer, the Ben Dooser.

[00:01:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey guys.

[00:01:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Ben Hosley, the Haas, Poet Laureate, the tiebreaker,

[00:01:47] [SPEAKER_01]: birthday Benny, Mr. Positive.

[00:01:48] [SPEAKER_01]: He is not Professor Crispy.

[00:01:50] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:01:51] [SPEAKER_01]: He is the peeper.

[00:01:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course.

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Who is he?

[00:01:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, he's nothing if not the peeper.

[00:01:58] [SPEAKER_01]: He has been known by Kylo Ben.

[00:02:00] [SPEAKER_01]: He has gone by producer Ben Kenobi.

[00:02:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And if you see him on the street,

[00:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: greet him a hearty hello fennel.

[00:02:05] [SPEAKER_03]: He's due.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_03]: All right.

[00:02:06] [SPEAKER_03]: And in this studio as well is nobody else.

[00:02:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody else.

[00:02:11] [SPEAKER_01]: So here's the first piece of housekeeping.

[00:02:13] [SPEAKER_01]: I last week promised James Urbaniac,

[00:02:15] [SPEAKER_01]: the great actor, beloved figure

[00:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: of the indie film world.

[00:02:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:21] [SPEAKER_01]: You rashly said like, it's probably fine.

[00:02:24] [SPEAKER_01]: You don't need to cut that out.

[00:02:25] [SPEAKER_01]: I had talked to him earlier.

[00:02:27] [SPEAKER_01]: I did not cut it out by the way.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_01]: In the season.

[00:02:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I know.

[00:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I listened.

[00:02:30] [SPEAKER_01]: He is a buddy of mine earlier in the season.

[00:02:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I've been like, we're doing this.

[00:02:33] [SPEAKER_01]: He was going to be in New York.

[00:02:34] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, of course.

[00:02:35] [SPEAKER_01]: Season two of Difficult People for like months,

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: for like two months.

[00:02:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no beef James.

[00:02:38] [SPEAKER_01]: James was here.

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: James killed.

[00:02:39] [SPEAKER_01]: He was ready.

[00:02:40] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:02:41] [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, great.

[00:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Would you want to do any of these movies?

[00:02:44] [SPEAKER_01]: And he went, I find the happening interesting.

[00:02:45] [SPEAKER_01]: And I went, great.

[00:02:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's lock it in.

[00:02:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll text you again in a couple weeks.

[00:02:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: And then I texted him the day after we recorded our episode.

[00:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: And I was like, we're ready for the happening.

[00:02:54] [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like, I flew back to LA yesterday.

[00:02:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Bye James.

[00:02:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So should have recorded that one in advance.

[00:03:00] [SPEAKER_01]: That one was on me.

[00:03:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Boing.

[00:03:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Hoisted by my own P-tar.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: All right.

[00:03:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Well, doesn't matter.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't matter.

[00:03:07] [SPEAKER_01]: We don't really care.

[00:03:08] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a to, to, obviously I'd love to see,

[00:03:11] [SPEAKER_03]: have James on the podcast.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: We will have more.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It'll be our.

[00:03:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I will promise that.

[00:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, nothing wrong has come me making James or

[00:03:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Baniac promises on this podcast.

[00:03:17] [SPEAKER_01]: We will have him on in the future.

[00:03:19] [SPEAKER_03]: But today it's just a solo.

[00:03:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It's a solo.

[00:03:22] [SPEAKER_03]: And by solo, three people in the studio.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_03]: That's what we mean.

[00:03:24] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a trail.

[00:03:25] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a three way.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a triangle.

[00:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: This podcast triangle.

[00:03:28] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like the old days.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:03:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Feels good.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:03:31] [SPEAKER_03]: I was kind of, I was looking for a little bit of the old days,

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: guys.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I'll get out.

[00:03:34] [SPEAKER_03]: I've got to be honest.

[00:03:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I've had a stressful couple of weeks and this is like the first day

[00:03:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I've had a clear conscience for a while.

[00:03:41] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a nice, relaxed day.

[00:03:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like a nice calm, like, you know, my life's together.

[00:03:45] [SPEAKER_01]: I just get to be in the room with my, my, the two friends and

[00:03:49] [SPEAKER_01]: then, and then our producer.

[00:03:51] [SPEAKER_01]: We are the two friends.

[00:03:53] [SPEAKER_03]: He is our friend, but he's not the two friends.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_01]: No, no.

[00:03:56] [SPEAKER_01]: A member of the two friends.

[00:03:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Ben's a great friend of ours, but he's not one of the two

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_01]: friends.

[00:04:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's, let's just, you know, create a clear real grande

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: line here.

[00:04:03] [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm okay with that.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:04:04] [SPEAKER_01]: But Ben, Ben, I'm going to give you a spotlight here because

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: What's up?

[00:04:07] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know about David.

[00:04:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have any updates, but you might have something to

[00:04:11] [SPEAKER_01]: report in a new segment.

[00:04:12] [SPEAKER_01]: We like to call.

[00:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

[00:04:16] [SPEAKER_03]: We're just doing this now.

[00:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: The burger report.

[00:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: The burger report.

[00:04:19] [SPEAKER_03]: The burger report.

[00:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm trying to think of eating, I did eat a burger with

[00:04:22] [SPEAKER_03]: past guest, Sonia Saraya.

[00:04:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, that counts.

[00:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: So we had a burger.

[00:04:27] [SPEAKER_03]: I had a burger at Mayfield.

[00:04:28] [SPEAKER_03]: She didn't have a burger.

[00:04:29] [SPEAKER_03]: She had a different item of food, but I had a

[00:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: burger.

[00:04:32] [SPEAKER_01]: It was brunch.

[00:04:33] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean it's saying this doesn't qualify.

[00:04:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe the parameters of the burger report are

[00:04:37] [SPEAKER_01]: telling stories.

[00:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, did I say somebody's celebrity?

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Eat a burger.

[00:04:40] [SPEAKER_01]: You have to watch a celebrity eat a burger.

[00:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Now I would count Sonia as a celebrity, but if she

[00:04:45] [SPEAKER_01]: wasn't eating a burger it sounds like you're

[00:04:46] [SPEAKER_01]: reporting on blank check host David Sims

[00:04:50] [SPEAKER_01]: eating a burger.

[00:04:51] [SPEAKER_01]: No.

[00:04:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Now if we went to get burgers together we could

[00:04:54] [SPEAKER_01]: report on each other.

[00:04:56] Okay.

[00:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that falls under the rules.

[00:04:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, no that's fair.

[00:04:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:05:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to think if, I don't think there's

[00:05:03] [SPEAKER_01]: been any other burgers so.

[00:05:04] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I had a burger this week.

[00:05:05] [SPEAKER_01]: I gotta go back to a burger restaurant.

[00:05:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Now Ben of course used to work at the old

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_01]: homestead.

[00:05:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, do you have an old burger story for us Ben?

[00:05:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They're all brothers in Kings of Leon or it's

[00:05:17] [SPEAKER_02]: like three brothers in my cousin.

[00:05:18] [SPEAKER_02]: Those bearded folk.

[00:05:19] [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember which one it is.

[00:05:21] [SPEAKER_02]: It's the good looking one but they're also

[00:05:24] [SPEAKER_02]: all kind of good looking so it's hard to

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_02]: actually know.

[00:05:26] [SPEAKER_02]: My high school girlfriend had a big crush on

[00:05:28] [SPEAKER_02]: that guy.

[00:05:29] [SPEAKER_02]: That's how long they've been around for.

[00:05:30] [SPEAKER_02]: They've been around.

[00:05:31] [SPEAKER_02]: So I don't recall let's just say it was

[00:05:33] [SPEAKER_02]: Caleb.

[00:05:34] [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.

[00:05:35] [SPEAKER_02]: I think Caleb is the number one.

[00:05:36] [SPEAKER_02]: He's the front man.

[00:05:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.

[00:05:38] [SPEAKER_02]: So you saw him?

[00:05:39] [SPEAKER_02]: He came in with his supermodel girlfriend.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_02]: Into the spotted pic.

[00:05:42] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe he's married to her now.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:05:44] [SPEAKER_01]: So this would be Caleb.

[00:05:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:05:46] [SPEAKER_01]: This was a little while back.

[00:05:47] [SPEAKER_02]: Really Aldridge is who he's married to.

[00:05:48] [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.

[00:05:49] [SPEAKER_02]: They're really lovely, gorgeous people.

[00:05:52] [SPEAKER_02]: They came in for brunch and they are

[00:05:54] [SPEAKER_02]: so nice and shatted me up and were like

[00:05:56] [SPEAKER_02]: asking me all kinds of questions about

[00:05:57] [SPEAKER_02]: comedy and stuff.

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my God.

[00:05:59] [SPEAKER_02]: And I was early on into me working

[00:06:01] [SPEAKER_02]: there and I was actually like.

[00:06:03] [SPEAKER_03]: You were like is this what all celebrities

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_03]: are like?

[00:06:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Kind of.

[00:06:05] [SPEAKER_03]: They're just nice.

[00:06:06] [SPEAKER_02]: Like VIP where they were like super chill

[00:06:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and made eye contact with me and

[00:06:11] [SPEAKER_02]: you know asked me questions and

[00:06:12] [SPEAKER_02]: remembered my name so right.

[00:06:14] [SPEAKER_02]: They were lovely people.

[00:06:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I love the burger report.

[00:06:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Look at these nice things that come out

[00:06:19] [SPEAKER_01]: of the burger report.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:06:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I haven't eaten any burgers this

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_01]: week.

[00:06:21] [SPEAKER_01]: I make a solemn vow to our listeners

[00:06:24] [SPEAKER_01]: that I will start eating as many

[00:06:25] [SPEAKER_01]: burgers as I can on a week per week

[00:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: basis to you know just just

[00:06:29] [SPEAKER_01]: increase my likelihood of seeing a

[00:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: celeb, a FAMO.

[00:06:32] [SPEAKER_02]: And I guess we should even put it

[00:06:34] [SPEAKER_02]: out to our listeners.

[00:06:35] [SPEAKER_02]: If you guys have burger reports.

[00:06:37] [SPEAKER_02]: Please send them in.

[00:06:38] [SPEAKER_01]: A 555 burger?

[00:06:40] [SPEAKER_01]: 555 burger which is Ben's cell phone

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: number.

[00:06:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's our 24 hour hotline.

[00:06:44] [SPEAKER_03]: It's just completely coincidental that

[00:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: his cell phone number has always

[00:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: been 555 burger.

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why they hired him at the

[00:06:48] [SPEAKER_01]: old homestead.

[00:06:49] [SPEAKER_01]: They were like this guy lives and

[00:06:51] [SPEAKER_01]: breathes burgers.

[00:06:52] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.

[00:06:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah so if you are a past guest

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[00:07:34] [SPEAKER_01]: You could tweet any three of us

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[00:07:38] [SPEAKER_01]: read them off.

[00:07:39] [SPEAKER_01]: This is a democratic segment,

[00:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: the burger report.

[00:07:42] [SPEAKER_01]: There's a movie we have to talk about

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_01]: today.

[00:07:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: This is happening.

[00:07:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Gentlemen we're talking about The

[00:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Happening.

[00:07:49] [SPEAKER_01]: It's the eighth film by M. Night

[00:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Shyamalan.

[00:07:51] [SPEAKER_01]: His first film at 20th century

[00:07:53] [SPEAKER_01]: Fox.

[00:07:54] [SPEAKER_01]: So just to recount, Praying

[00:07:56] [SPEAKER_01]: with Anger, his student film.

[00:07:58] [SPEAKER_01]: He makes Wide Awake for Miramax

[00:07:59] [SPEAKER_01]: which is a subsidiary of Disney.

[00:08:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes at the time?

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:08:03] [SPEAKER_01]: He goes up to Touchstone.

[00:08:05] [SPEAKER_01]: He makes four consecutive Touchstone

[00:08:08] [SPEAKER_01]: pictures, the sixth sense.

[00:08:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Unbreakable signs The Village.

[00:08:12] [SPEAKER_01]: The Lovilage.

[00:08:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Nina Jacobson goes,

[00:08:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey M. Night I don't get this new

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_01]: script you sent me.

[00:08:18] [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, Fuck you.

[00:08:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah two fingers to the air.

[00:08:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Runs away to Warner Brothers,

[00:08:23] [SPEAKER_01]: makes the lady in the water.

[00:08:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Warner Brothers was like,

[00:08:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Hey in retrospect we don't

[00:08:26] [SPEAKER_01]: really get this script he wrote.

[00:08:27] [SPEAKER_01]: He ships his new script around.

[00:08:30] [SPEAKER_01]: It's a hot item.

[00:08:32] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I believe it was called

[00:08:33] [SPEAKER_01]: The Green Effect.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:08:34] [SPEAKER_03]: When he wrote this script.

[00:08:37] [SPEAKER_03]: A spec script.

[00:08:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He shopped it around,

[00:08:40] [SPEAKER_03]: he didn't get any offer he was

[00:08:41] [SPEAKER_03]: interested in so he rewrote it

[00:08:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and took it around again.

[00:08:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't know if you knew that.

[00:08:47] [SPEAKER_01]: I did know that and what I find

[00:08:48] [SPEAKER_01]: interesting is I'm trying to

[00:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: remember what site it was.

[00:08:50] [SPEAKER_01]: It might have been Ain't It

[00:08:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Cool at the time.

[00:08:52] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember reading a review from

[00:08:54] [SPEAKER_01]: someone who had read The Green

[00:08:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Effect and said like,

[00:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: This script just got passed by

[00:08:57] [SPEAKER_01]: all the major studios.

[00:08:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's great.

[00:08:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what they're doing.

[00:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: And then six months later it was

[00:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: like new draft, new pass,

[00:09:03] [SPEAKER_01]: new title, Fox picked it up

[00:09:05] [SPEAKER_01]: and that movie was not great.

[00:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah but do we know, I mean,

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Ain't It Cool?

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:09:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know but I remember

[00:09:11] [SPEAKER_01]: reading his description of

[00:09:12] [SPEAKER_01]: The Green Effect and going

[00:09:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh that's a cool idea for a

[00:09:15] [SPEAKER_01]: movie which if you hear it in

[00:09:16] [SPEAKER_01]: the abstract you go

[00:09:17] [SPEAKER_01]: that's a cool idea for a

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_01]: movie.

[00:09:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's get out with it.

[00:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: The idea for this movie is

[00:09:20] [SPEAKER_01]: the plants are making people

[00:09:22] [SPEAKER_01]: kill themselves.

[00:09:23] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I mean but one other

[00:09:25] [SPEAKER_03]: thing we should mention.

[00:09:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:09:27] [SPEAKER_03]: This movie was produced by

[00:09:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Fox but half of its budget

[00:09:30] [SPEAKER_03]: was funded by an Indian film

[00:09:32] [SPEAKER_03]: company called UTV

[00:09:35] [SPEAKER_03]: and they handled Overseas

[00:09:36] [SPEAKER_03]: so I think Fox took it at like

[00:09:38] [SPEAKER_03]: pretty limited financial

[00:09:40] [SPEAKER_03]: risk.

[00:09:41] [SPEAKER_03]: Do you have the budget of this

[00:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: film?

[00:09:43] [SPEAKER_03]: $48 million.

[00:09:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, pretty trim for

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: M Night.

[00:09:46] [SPEAKER_03]: For M Night pretty trim

[00:09:47] [SPEAKER_03]: although not a lot happens in

[00:09:50] [SPEAKER_03]: this movie.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_03]: No.

[00:09:51] [SPEAKER_01]: What I'm saying not a lot

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_01]: happens in Lady in the Water.

[00:09:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Don't even really need sets.

[00:09:54] [SPEAKER_01]: But Lady in the Water he

[00:09:55] [SPEAKER_03]: built the apartment.

[00:09:56] [SPEAKER_03]: No I understand that

[00:09:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Lady in the Water maybe he

[00:09:58] [SPEAKER_03]: could have cut some costs.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I get it.

[00:09:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I know what you're saying.

[00:10:00] [SPEAKER_03]: He is scaling back a little.

[00:10:02] [SPEAKER_01]: And Walberg is big not as big

[00:10:04] [SPEAKER_01]: as he is today maybe not

[00:10:05] [SPEAKER_01]: $20 million guy probably was

[00:10:06] [SPEAKER_01]: at least a 10.

[00:10:07] [SPEAKER_01]: A 10 guy at this point in

[00:10:08] [SPEAKER_01]: time.

[00:10:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where's

[00:10:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Walberg at?

[00:10:11] [SPEAKER_01]: He's pretty famous.

[00:10:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Post Oscar nomination he gets

[00:10:14] [SPEAKER_01]: nominated in 2006 and this

[00:10:15] [SPEAKER_01]: is 2008.

[00:10:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Post Oscar nomination.

[00:10:18] [SPEAKER_01]: This is hot off of his

[00:10:19] [SPEAKER_01]: departed best supporting

[00:10:20] [SPEAKER_01]: actor nomination.

[00:10:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I'm trying to think of

[00:10:23] [SPEAKER_03]: what else he had done right

[00:10:24] [SPEAKER_03]: around that time.

[00:10:25] [SPEAKER_01]: A shooter I think was the

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_01]: first one I think was the

[00:10:27] [SPEAKER_01]: first one released after the

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Oscar nomination.

[00:10:28] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw Shooter in Theater.

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: Shooter is one of the worst

[00:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: films of the last 10 years.

[00:10:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Being made into a television

[00:10:34] [SPEAKER_01]: series now.

[00:10:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Very strange have you seen

[00:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: Shooter?

[00:10:37] [SPEAKER_03]: No but the people who are

[00:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Danny Glover and I believe

[00:10:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Ned Beatty I forget who the

[00:10:42] [SPEAKER_01]: other villain is.

[00:10:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe Ned Beatty is in it.

[00:10:44] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah Danny Glover and

[00:10:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Ned Beatty just like have

[00:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: drinks around a fire they're

[00:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: the villains that are toasting

[00:10:48] [SPEAKER_03]: their successful evil enterprise

[00:10:50] [SPEAKER_03]: and they're like that

[00:10:53] [SPEAKER_03]: happens in that movie.

[00:10:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Kate Marrow.

[00:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Then they all got shot

[00:10:56] [SPEAKER_03]: with guns.

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Kate Marrow plays his girlfriend

[00:10:57] [SPEAKER_01]: in that and I believe

[00:11:00] [SPEAKER_01]: just a year or two earlier she

[00:11:02] [SPEAKER_01]: played Heath Ledger's daughter.

[00:11:03] [SPEAKER_03]: She was one year ago she had

[00:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: been a Heath Ledger's daughter

[00:11:06] [SPEAKER_03]: and broke back mountain.

[00:11:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: But remember old Heath Ledger

[00:11:10] [SPEAKER_03]: remember?

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: I know.

[00:11:11] [SPEAKER_03]: He's dead by the time she

[00:11:12] [SPEAKER_03]: shows up.

[00:11:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know how old Kate

[00:11:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Marrow was when they filmed

[00:11:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Shooter?

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: 22.

[00:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I believe so.

[00:11:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And Mark Wahlberg was late 30s.

[00:11:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay so he did not win the

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_01]: Hamilton lottery.

[00:11:24] [SPEAKER_01]: F-Wag.

[00:11:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh you just checked it?

[00:11:27] [SPEAKER_01]: No I'm sorry.

[00:11:29] [SPEAKER_03]: Uh sorry.

[00:11:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Did I tell you my Hamilton story?

[00:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: That you bought tickets for

[00:11:33] [SPEAKER_03]: your whole family but forgot

[00:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: to buy one for yourself?

[00:11:36] [SPEAKER_03]: On my birthday.

[00:11:37] [SPEAKER_03]: You're like why did you do

[00:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: that are you a fucking idiot

[00:11:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I could tell you have five

[00:11:40] [SPEAKER_01]: people in your family?

[00:11:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Well no that's you're

[00:11:43] [SPEAKER_01]: framing the story in a way

[00:11:44] [SPEAKER_01]: that makes me look stupid

[00:11:45] [SPEAKER_01]: rather than unlucky.

[00:11:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.

[00:11:48] [SPEAKER_01]: Are you unlucky?

[00:11:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I had five

[00:11:50] [SPEAKER_01]: tickets and end up only being

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: four.

[00:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought I was gonna have

[00:11:52] [SPEAKER_01]: four seats and one standing

[00:11:54] [SPEAKER_01]: room ticket but it was two

[00:11:55] [SPEAKER_01]: separate requests.

[00:11:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh I see.

[00:11:58] [SPEAKER_01]: So you were calling in a favor

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_01]: to get these tickets?

[00:11:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Called in a big favor.

[00:12:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Who is the who'd you call?

[00:12:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I have my cast man on the

[00:12:04] [SPEAKER_01]: television series vinyl.

[00:12:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh I know.

[00:12:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Cykes is on the ensemble of

[00:12:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Hamilton.

[00:12:09] [SPEAKER_01]: That is pretty cool.

[00:12:10] [SPEAKER_01]: It's very cool he's a great

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_01]: guy.

[00:12:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Can he get me a ticket?

[00:12:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely not how dare you

[00:12:14] [SPEAKER_01]: ask on the podcast?

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Hold on hold on.

[00:12:15] [SPEAKER_01]: What kind of precedent are

[00:12:16] [SPEAKER_01]: you setting David we're on a

[00:12:17] [SPEAKER_01]: podcast.

[00:12:18] [SPEAKER_02]: But can he get me a ticket?

[00:12:20] [SPEAKER_01]: Of course Ben.

[00:12:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I'd really love to see

[00:12:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Hamilton on Broadway.

[00:12:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I'll let you know how it

[00:12:30] [SPEAKER_03]: is.

[00:12:31] [SPEAKER_03]: My birthday my 30th birthday is

[00:12:32] [SPEAKER_03]: coming up just putting that out

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: there.

[00:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you you want my tip

[00:12:36] [SPEAKER_01]: for how to go see Hamilton?

[00:12:38] [SPEAKER_01]: Is it to enter the Hamilton

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_01]: lottery?

[00:12:39] [SPEAKER_01]: Become good true friends with

[00:12:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Ephraim Sykes.

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm good true friends with

[00:12:43] [SPEAKER_03]: you as we are the two friends.

[00:12:45] [SPEAKER_03]: We are that's true.

[00:12:46] [SPEAKER_03]: So you could just maybe

[00:12:47] [SPEAKER_03]: you know.

[00:12:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:12:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.

[00:12:50] [SPEAKER_03]: You could be like alright buddy

[00:12:51] [SPEAKER_03]: you got me the four tickets

[00:12:53] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm supposed to get a fifth

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: ticket.

[00:12:54] [SPEAKER_03]: My pal David Sims is

[00:12:56] [SPEAKER_03]: interested in seeing Hamilton.

[00:12:57] [SPEAKER_03]: Standing around yeah.

[00:12:58] [SPEAKER_01]: No it's two separate requests

[00:12:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I had to put it.

[00:13:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:13:01] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give a shit.

[00:13:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway my family all went to

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_01]: go see Hamilton without me on

[00:13:04] [SPEAKER_01]: my birthday.

[00:13:05] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah I know and then you

[00:13:06] [SPEAKER_03]: texted me and Ben being

[00:13:07] [SPEAKER_03]: like I'm having impromptu

[00:13:09] [SPEAKER_03]: birthday drinks like on the

[00:13:11] [SPEAKER_03]: day of your birthday.

[00:13:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep.

[00:13:13] [SPEAKER_01]: We didn't come or I didn't

[00:13:14] [SPEAKER_01]: come maybe Ben came.

[00:13:15] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh Ben came.

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That's why Ben got tickets

[00:13:17] [SPEAKER_01]: for Hamilton.

[00:13:18] [SPEAKER_01]: That's our thing I left out

[00:13:19] [SPEAKER_01]: anyone who showed up to the

[00:13:20] [SPEAKER_01]: bar got a ticket to Hamilton.

[00:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: He was giving him just out

[00:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: there.

[00:13:23] [SPEAKER_03]: I was a little busy because

[00:13:24] [SPEAKER_03]: you know it was like the day

[00:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: anyway we are off.

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_03]: I texted you like two hours

[00:13:26] [SPEAKER_01]: before yeah I didn't get

[00:13:28] [SPEAKER_01]: standing room for that night

[00:13:29] [SPEAKER_01]: but he gave me 45 standing

[00:13:30] [SPEAKER_01]: room tickets for the next

[00:13:31] [SPEAKER_01]: two weeks so I handed one to

[00:13:32] [SPEAKER_01]: everyone who showed up to

[00:13:34] [SPEAKER_01]: the bar on my birthday.

[00:13:36] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.

[00:13:37] [SPEAKER_01]: Ben right now is fanning

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_01]: himself in this

[00:13:39] [SPEAKER_01]: unventilated recording studio

[00:13:41] [SPEAKER_01]: really warming with Hamilton

[00:13:42] [SPEAKER_01]: ticks.

[00:13:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah the box office this

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_01]: film comes out.

[00:13:45] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh you want to know

[00:13:46] [SPEAKER_01]: what's going on in the box.

[00:13:47] [SPEAKER_01]: 2008 right I believe it opens

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_01]: to.

[00:13:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah so we should note that

[00:13:51] [SPEAKER_03]: his previous two films the

[00:13:53] [SPEAKER_03]: village had done well but

[00:13:54] [SPEAKER_03]: maybe a little less well.

[00:13:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And then late in the water

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_01]: was a bomb.

[00:13:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Big bomb.

[00:13:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Opens at 17 ended up I

[00:14:01] [SPEAKER_01]: believe at 41.

[00:14:02] [SPEAKER_01]: Now the big marketing hook to

[00:14:03] [SPEAKER_01]: this film was that M

[00:14:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Night's going R.

[00:14:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah so I mean let's

[00:14:07] [SPEAKER_03]: no let's yeah let's

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_03]: before we get to the box

[00:14:08] [SPEAKER_03]: office right he'd made

[00:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: late in the water.

[00:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: It veered away from

[00:14:13] [SPEAKER_03]: twists it veered away

[00:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: from like tension right

[00:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: from suspense.

[00:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: And he made kind of a

[00:14:19] [SPEAKER_03]: family fable was kind of a

[00:14:20] [SPEAKER_03]: really bad family movie

[00:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: because I still had like

[00:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: violence.

[00:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah a lot.

[00:14:25] [SPEAKER_03]: Murder.

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah but kids hate Bob

[00:14:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Ballad and so there was

[00:14:27] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah I mean anyway so yeah

[00:14:30] [SPEAKER_03]: so this was him clearly

[00:14:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and might always been

[00:14:32] [SPEAKER_03]: a really reactive guy.

[00:14:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Yep he's really

[00:14:34] [SPEAKER_03]: concerned about like I have

[00:14:36] [SPEAKER_03]: to you know like success

[00:14:37] [SPEAKER_03]: really is important to him.

[00:14:39] [SPEAKER_01]: I think people talk about

[00:14:40] [SPEAKER_01]: like the one for me one

[00:14:42] [SPEAKER_01]: for them kind of equation

[00:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: that some directors have

[00:14:44] [SPEAKER_01]: words like I do a studio

[00:14:45] [SPEAKER_01]: film and then I get the

[00:14:46] [SPEAKER_01]: cash to make one of mine.

[00:14:48] [SPEAKER_01]: I think M Night does one

[00:14:49] [SPEAKER_01]: for me and then please

[00:14:51] [SPEAKER_01]: please please like me again.

[00:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: It's I've been one for them

[00:14:54] [SPEAKER_01]: right right he gets in this

[00:14:55] [SPEAKER_01]: thing where he like does what

[00:14:56] [SPEAKER_01]: he thinks people wants to

[00:14:57] [SPEAKER_01]: see.

[00:14:58] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah and so what's he

[00:14:59] [SPEAKER_03]: thinking here is you know

[00:15:01] [SPEAKER_03]: what I've never done is

[00:15:02] [SPEAKER_03]: like a more violent film

[00:15:03] [SPEAKER_03]: like an R rated film.

[00:15:05] [SPEAKER_03]: It's not like he's

[00:15:06] [SPEAKER_03]: saying like I know what

[00:15:07] [SPEAKER_03]: you guys want is the

[00:15:08] [SPEAKER_03]: sex like you know it's

[00:15:09] [SPEAKER_03]: only violence.

[00:15:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Right so horror movies

[00:15:12] [SPEAKER_01]: most popular horror films

[00:15:13] [SPEAKER_01]: are rated R I make horror

[00:15:14] [SPEAKER_01]: films all my horror films

[00:15:15] [SPEAKER_01]: in PG 13.

[00:15:16] [SPEAKER_01]: What if I added this to the

[00:15:17] [SPEAKER_03]: equation that the sixth sense

[00:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: is PG 13 is pretty

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: crazy.

[00:15:21] [SPEAKER_03]: That should be an R rated

[00:15:23] [SPEAKER_03]: film blood in England

[00:15:24] [SPEAKER_03]: that film was rated 15 which

[00:15:26] [SPEAKER_03]: is rating usually afforded

[00:15:28] [SPEAKER_03]: to an R sure film.

[00:15:30] [SPEAKER_03]: But then you know I'm

[00:15:31] [SPEAKER_03]: breakable in signs the

[00:15:32] [SPEAKER_03]: violence is mostly implied

[00:15:33] [SPEAKER_03]: pretty chase pretty chase

[00:15:35] [SPEAKER_03]: films and then and the

[00:15:36] [SPEAKER_03]: same with the village.

[00:15:37] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah so you know so yeah he

[00:15:38] [SPEAKER_03]: had always been kind of

[00:15:39] [SPEAKER_03]: like a tell don't show you

[00:15:41] [SPEAKER_03]: know yeah I don't know how

[00:15:43] [SPEAKER_03]: you say like he didn't yeah.

[00:15:44] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah I mean the gory

[00:15:46] [SPEAKER_01]: thing and retrospect it's

[00:15:47] [SPEAKER_01]: like R rated and my shaman

[00:15:49] [SPEAKER_01]: doesn't make that much sense

[00:15:50] [SPEAKER_01]: no but at the time everyone

[00:15:51] [SPEAKER_01]: was like all right it and

[00:15:52] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm sure of terror.

[00:15:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah great.

[00:15:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Oh yeah but like I think

[00:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I think you're correct like

[00:15:58] [SPEAKER_03]: that was a mistake.

[00:16:00] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes the idea that

[00:16:01] [SPEAKER_03]: violence was the answer.

[00:16:03] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah violence is never the

[00:16:05] [SPEAKER_03]: answer certainly wasn't here.

[00:16:07] [SPEAKER_03]: No so I guess we'll

[00:16:08] [SPEAKER_03]: we can talk about the box

[00:16:09] [SPEAKER_03]: office process before we get

[00:16:10] [SPEAKER_03]: into the movie.

[00:16:11] [SPEAKER_01]: Why so I talked advertising

[00:16:12] [SPEAKER_01]: campaigns so I read the

[00:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: time I was a poster super

[00:16:14] [SPEAKER_01]: rated it was like in red

[00:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: text when they put the R

[00:16:18] [SPEAKER_01]: like the rating box was

[00:16:19] [SPEAKER_01]: bright red so the text on

[00:16:21] [SPEAKER_01]: the poster was white they

[00:16:22] [SPEAKER_01]: wanted the R to really stick

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_01]: out.

[00:16:23] [SPEAKER_03]: The poster in typical

[00:16:24] [SPEAKER_03]: Shyamalan fashion no movie

[00:16:26] [SPEAKER_03]: stars like you know just his

[00:16:27] [SPEAKER_01]: face is invisible but they do

[00:16:28] [SPEAKER_01]: have Walberg's name above

[00:16:29] [SPEAKER_01]: the title they do for the

[00:16:30] [SPEAKER_01]: first time in a while but

[00:16:31] [SPEAKER_01]: M. Night's name is the top

[00:16:33] [SPEAKER_01]: of the poster.

[00:16:34] [SPEAKER_02]: They think that consumers

[00:16:36] [SPEAKER_02]: are going to give a shit

[00:16:37] [SPEAKER_02]: that it's the first R

[00:16:38] [SPEAKER_02]: rated they did I think it

[00:16:40] [SPEAKER_02]: worked I don't really work

[00:16:41] [SPEAKER_02]: I think the backlash was

[00:16:42] [SPEAKER_01]: pretty swift but opening

[00:16:43] [SPEAKER_01]: weekend for the film I believe

[00:16:45] [SPEAKER_01]: was like thirty seven is

[00:16:47] [SPEAKER_01]: that correct thirty million

[00:16:48] [SPEAKER_01]: not great.

[00:16:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay it opened number three

[00:16:52] [SPEAKER_01]: behind the incredible Hulk

[00:16:54] [SPEAKER_01]: correct was number one

[00:16:55] [SPEAKER_03]: opening weekend that's

[00:16:56] [SPEAKER_01]: correct I saw these two

[00:16:57] [SPEAKER_01]: movies back to back opening

[00:16:58] [SPEAKER_01]: night the MC twenty five.

[00:17:00] [SPEAKER_03]: I saw the incredible Hulk

[00:17:01] [SPEAKER_03]: at Union Square and the

[00:17:03] [SPEAKER_03]: air conditioning broke and I

[00:17:05] [SPEAKER_03]: did not see the happening I

[00:17:06] [SPEAKER_03]: was not interested.

[00:17:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Okay number two at the

[00:17:08] [SPEAKER_03]: box office so it's 2008

[00:17:10] [SPEAKER_03]: in my opinion a better film

[00:17:12] [SPEAKER_03]: than both both of the others

[00:17:13] [SPEAKER_01]: Kung Fu Panda correct really

[00:17:15] [SPEAKER_01]: they nail it okay very nice

[00:17:17] [SPEAKER_03]: movie number four one of my

[00:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: guess one of my favorite

[00:17:20] [SPEAKER_03]: comedies by this actor.

[00:17:23] [SPEAKER_01]: 2008 it's one of your

[00:17:24] [SPEAKER_01]: favorite comedies by this

[00:17:26] [SPEAKER_01]: actor you don't mess with

[00:17:27] [SPEAKER_03]: the zoo hand correct really

[00:17:28] [SPEAKER_03]: yes are you kidding yes

[00:17:30] [SPEAKER_03]: possibly my favorite Adam

[00:17:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Sandler and I agree with

[00:17:32] [SPEAKER_03]: that as well yeah okay

[00:17:34] [SPEAKER_03]: number five a film that

[00:17:36] [SPEAKER_03]: you're not going to guess

[00:17:37] [SPEAKER_03]: from this unless you remember

[00:17:38] [SPEAKER_03]: this story I saw very soon

[00:17:40] [SPEAKER_03]: after moving to New York because

[00:17:41] [SPEAKER_03]: I moved to New York in 2008 yeah

[00:17:42] [SPEAKER_03]: and I obviously wanted to see

[00:17:44] [SPEAKER_03]: this film I bought a ticket

[00:17:45] [SPEAKER_03]: and it was a packed theater and

[00:17:47] [SPEAKER_03]: a man came in set next to me

[00:17:49] [SPEAKER_03]: before the movie started he

[00:17:50] [SPEAKER_03]: pulled his hat over his head

[00:17:51] [SPEAKER_03]: fell asleep slept through the

[00:17:54] [SPEAKER_03]: whole long movie.

[00:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: And yeah Jones and the king

[00:17:57] [SPEAKER_01]: of the crystal skull.

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Bingo!

[00:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Really I nailed all five

[00:18:00] [SPEAKER_01]: you got all five that's

[00:18:01] [SPEAKER_01]: amazing that's unprecedented

[00:18:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I've gotten them all wrong

[00:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: every other week yeah you

[00:18:04] [SPEAKER_01]: should get them wrong no I

[00:18:05] [SPEAKER_01]: was just thinking about the

[00:18:06] [SPEAKER_01]: time they'll play so I

[00:18:07] [SPEAKER_01]: was placing myself in that

[00:18:08] [SPEAKER_01]: moment oh wait and I remember

[00:18:09] [SPEAKER_01]: I remember seeing kung fu panda

[00:18:12] [SPEAKER_01]: I thought kung fu panda was

[00:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: going to bomb the movie was

[00:18:14] [SPEAKER_01]: better than they advertised as

[00:18:16] [SPEAKER_01]: being because that is true

[00:18:17] [SPEAKER_01]: because they advertise just

[00:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: like Jack Black fat panda

[00:18:20] [SPEAKER_01]: right that was it right yeah

[00:18:21] [SPEAKER_01]: it's like pretty well done

[00:18:23] [SPEAKER_03]: that's a good movie yeah

[00:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: but the I remember seeing

[00:18:27] [SPEAKER_01]: an ad that was just like hey

[00:18:30] [SPEAKER_01]: remember turn off your cell

[00:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: phones and then he like farted

[00:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and then he fucked a lady

[00:18:34] [SPEAKER_01]: with his belly or whatever fat

[00:18:35] [SPEAKER_01]: thing he did you know he stuck

[00:18:38] [SPEAKER_01]: his belly in a pussy I swear to

[00:18:39] [SPEAKER_01]: got it happen but it was like

[00:18:40] [SPEAKER_01]: an AMC like turn off your cell

[00:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: phone AMC was like here's what

[00:18:43] [SPEAKER_01]: we want yeah yeah um hey dream

[00:18:46] [SPEAKER_01]: works yeah um but I saw that

[00:18:48] [SPEAKER_01]: opening night of the happening

[00:18:50] [SPEAKER_01]: crystal skull oh you saw

[00:18:52] [SPEAKER_01]: crystal so kung fu panda was

[00:18:53] [SPEAKER_01]: about to come out yeah crystal

[00:18:55] [SPEAKER_01]: skull had been out for four

[00:18:56] [SPEAKER_01]: weeks at this right and I

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_01]: saw that opening that crystal

[00:18:58] [SPEAKER_01]: skull and everyone lost it

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_01]: and I turned to my friend

[00:19:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I went I guess kung fu panda

[00:19:02] [SPEAKER_01]: is going to be the hit and

[00:19:03] [SPEAKER_01]: then when I saw it I was

[00:19:04] [SPEAKER_03]: like okay cool it's good well

[00:19:06] [SPEAKER_03]: the thing about kung fu panda

[00:19:07] [SPEAKER_03]: is that it's actually like a

[00:19:08] [SPEAKER_03]: weirdly like small scale yeah

[00:19:11] [SPEAKER_03]: clever film like I don't know

[00:19:13] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like an origin movie that

[00:19:14] [SPEAKER_03]: works I could talk about kung

[00:19:16] [SPEAKER_03]: fu panda it's beautiful I'll

[00:19:17] [SPEAKER_01]: tell you the other reason I

[00:19:18] [SPEAKER_01]: think I did so well and that's

[00:19:19] [SPEAKER_01]: I got to give credit where

[00:19:20] [SPEAKER_01]: credit's due my good friend

[00:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Steven Kelly who went to

[00:19:24] [SPEAKER_01]: school in Scotland he was

[00:19:26] [SPEAKER_01]: back that summer I had seen

[00:19:28] [SPEAKER_01]: him in a while so I saw four

[00:19:29] [SPEAKER_01]: of those five films with

[00:19:30] [SPEAKER_01]: him so I remember that chunk

[00:19:31] [SPEAKER_01]: of like he was just back home

[00:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and we were like let's go see

[00:19:34] [SPEAKER_01]: a lot of movies so we went to

[00:19:35] [SPEAKER_01]: see zoan kung fu panda we did

[00:19:38] [SPEAKER_01]: that as double feature and then

[00:19:39] [SPEAKER_01]: we did a different night Hulk

[00:19:40] [SPEAKER_01]: and happening as a double

[00:19:41] [SPEAKER_01]: feature shout out to Steak

[00:19:44] [SPEAKER_03]: some of the other movies that

[00:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: year you got sex in the city

[00:19:46] [SPEAKER_03]: which was huge hit 70 Mill

[00:19:49] [SPEAKER_03]: opening Iron Man obviously

[00:19:50] [SPEAKER_03]: which had launched the Marvel

[00:19:52] [SPEAKER_03]: universe having controls are

[00:19:53] [SPEAKER_03]: live isn't it Jeff Bridges

[00:19:56] [SPEAKER_03]: The Strangers one of the

[00:19:58] [SPEAKER_03]: best horror movies of the

[00:19:59] [SPEAKER_03]: last ten years great movie

[00:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Wally comes out a couple

[00:20:01] [SPEAKER_01]: weeks later which is maybe

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_01]: my favorite movie Wally's coming

[00:20:03] [SPEAKER_01]: out in a decade.

[00:20:05] [SPEAKER_03]: A decent movie.

[00:20:07] [SPEAKER_03]: Chronicles of Narnia Prince

[00:20:08] [SPEAKER_03]: Caspian which I believe is the

[00:20:10] [SPEAKER_03]: second Narnia film.

[00:20:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Real bummer that one.

[00:20:13] [SPEAKER_03]: What happens in Vegas baby mama

[00:20:17] [SPEAKER_03]: and touching Tom McCarthy drama

[00:20:20] [SPEAKER_03]: The Visitor.

[00:20:21] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh I don't like The Visitor.

[00:20:23] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah it's okay.

[00:20:24] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say it's my least favorite

[00:20:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Tom McCarthy film.

[00:20:27] [SPEAKER_03]: That's a crazy thing to say.

[00:20:29] [SPEAKER_01]: And I've seen Le Cobbler.

[00:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: Anyway back to the happening.

[00:20:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:20:35] [SPEAKER_03]: So the happening it's R rated.

[00:20:38] [SPEAKER_03]: R.

[00:20:39] [SPEAKER_03]: It's got Mark Wahlberg who is a

[00:20:41] [SPEAKER_03]: movie star.

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Wahlberg.

[00:20:42] [SPEAKER_03]: Not like a top tier movie star

[00:20:44] [SPEAKER_03]: but he's a movie star.

[00:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: He was in the transition period

[00:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: right now because he had sort

[00:20:48] [SPEAKER_01]: of been like a B level guy.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_01]: Right.

[00:20:50] [SPEAKER_01]: He had been a B level guy who

[00:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: made movies like Rockstar.

[00:20:52] [SPEAKER_01]: This is like pre-Ted.

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.

[00:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: This is pre-Ted.

[00:20:55] [SPEAKER_01]: Ted pushed him into the

[00:20:56] [SPEAKER_01]: stratosphere.

[00:20:57] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah he was a guy who made

[00:20:59] [SPEAKER_03]: R rated action movies that grossed

[00:21:01] [SPEAKER_03]: fine like Max Payne or Shooter

[00:21:04] [SPEAKER_03]: or Two Guns.

[00:21:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Wahlberg is going to open to 15

[00:21:08] [SPEAKER_03]: and he's going to end up between

[00:21:09] [SPEAKER_03]: like 40 and 50.

[00:21:10] [SPEAKER_03]: He was a reliable but not

[00:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: particularly exciting box office

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_03]: bet.

[00:21:14] [SPEAKER_01]: And I think Planet of the Apes

[00:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: had been his shot to be like

[00:21:16] [SPEAKER_01]: a huge leading man.

[00:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: That movie bombed.

[00:21:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone hated it.

[00:21:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Everyone hated it.

[00:21:20] [SPEAKER_03]: You're right.

[00:21:21] [SPEAKER_03]: It was he.

[00:21:22] [SPEAKER_03]: That movie didn't bomb at all.

[00:21:23] [SPEAKER_03]: It was like a massive success.

[00:21:25] [SPEAKER_03]: I believe that movie is the

[00:21:26] [SPEAKER_01]: most successful movie to not

[00:21:28] [SPEAKER_01]: get a sequel.

[00:21:29] [SPEAKER_01]: I read some stat like that.

[00:21:31] [SPEAKER_01]: That's probably in terms of just

[00:21:33] [SPEAKER_01]: raw gross numbers.

[00:21:34] [SPEAKER_01]: Because then they just lay the

[00:21:36] [SPEAKER_01]: franchise dormant for 10 years

[00:21:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and then reboot it perfectly.

[00:21:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Wahlberg is in this weird

[00:21:43] [SPEAKER_01]: period and people are kind of

[00:21:45] [SPEAKER_01]: like he's not a good actor but

[00:21:46] [SPEAKER_01]: he's kind of fun.

[00:21:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Wahlberg movies are like trashy,

[00:21:49] [SPEAKER_01]: campy like for what they are.

[00:21:50] [SPEAKER_01]: They mix the departed and he

[00:21:52] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking pops in this cast.

[00:21:53] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean he's wonderful in the

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_01]: department.

[00:21:55] [SPEAKER_03]: But in this murderers row you

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: know.

[00:21:57] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean he got an Oscar nomination

[00:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: over Jack Nicholson remains one

[00:22:00] [SPEAKER_03]: of the craziest Oscar surprises

[00:22:02] [SPEAKER_03]: like of recent memory.

[00:22:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Well and here's the crazy thing

[00:22:05] [SPEAKER_01]: like as still happens to this day

[00:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: he deserved it.

[00:22:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, 100%.

[00:22:09] [SPEAKER_01]: But the supporting categories

[00:22:11] [SPEAKER_01]: can often be a little frotty

[00:22:12] [SPEAKER_01]: because it's like oh whoever

[00:22:14] [SPEAKER_01]: when supporting actress is

[00:22:15] [SPEAKER_01]: usually the lead female of that

[00:22:17] [SPEAKER_01]: movie.

[00:22:18] [SPEAKER_01]: In a movie where the lead

[00:22:19] [SPEAKER_01]: character number one is a man

[00:22:20] [SPEAKER_01]: they give the second lead who

[00:22:22] [SPEAKER_01]: is female supporting actress.

[00:22:23] [SPEAKER_01]: We're going down a crazy garden

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: path.

[00:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: What are you talking about?

[00:22:25] [SPEAKER_01]: And supporting actor is usually

[00:22:26] [SPEAKER_01]: the second lead of the movie.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh sure.

[00:22:27] [SPEAKER_01]: The villain or whatever it is.

[00:22:28] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh sure, Walberg is a genuine

[00:22:29] [SPEAKER_01]: supporting character.

[00:22:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah he's probably got 15

[00:22:31] [SPEAKER_01]: minutes of screen time in the

[00:22:32] [SPEAKER_01]: movie but every time he shows

[00:22:34] [SPEAKER_01]: up you're just like Jesus Christ

[00:22:35] [SPEAKER_01]: this fucking guy is so good

[00:22:36] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's not playing a cancer

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_01]: patient.

[00:22:38] [SPEAKER_01]: No but do you have any big

[00:22:39] [SPEAKER_01]: emotional beef?

[00:22:40] [SPEAKER_03]: The other thing is that he was

[00:22:41] [SPEAKER_03]: so good in that movie that

[00:22:42] [SPEAKER_03]: they immediately started being

[00:22:44] [SPEAKER_03]: like let's make a departed to

[00:22:45] [SPEAKER_03]: about Walberg's character.

[00:22:46] [SPEAKER_03]: Remember that was like a

[00:22:47] [SPEAKER_03]: literal because like everybody

[00:22:48] [SPEAKER_03]: dies in the departed.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:22:50] [SPEAKER_03]: But they were like you know

[00:22:51] [SPEAKER_03]: what departed to Walberg.

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: But I'll tell you something

[00:22:53] [SPEAKER_03]: inside school.

[00:22:54] [SPEAKER_03]: They're talking about it

[00:22:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Benny.

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Preposterous.

[00:22:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Well it didn't happen.

[00:22:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Inside school.

[00:22:59] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean same way he keeps saying

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_03]: he's going to make a fighter

[00:23:00] [SPEAKER_03]: too but anyway go on.

[00:23:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I worked on television series

[00:23:03] [SPEAKER_01]: called Vinyl that is currently

[00:23:04] [SPEAKER_01]: airing Sunday nights on HBM.

[00:23:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[00:23:06] [SPEAKER_03]: Created by Martin Scorsesezny.

[00:23:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Who directed the pilot episode.

[00:23:09] [SPEAKER_02]: And then there's the guy who

[00:23:10] [SPEAKER_02]: was in the band.

[00:23:11] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh Mickey.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah.

[00:23:12] [SPEAKER_02]: Jager.

[00:23:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Did you meet Mick Jagger?

[00:23:15] [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't.

[00:23:16] [SPEAKER_01]: But I did have a couple talks

[00:23:17] [SPEAKER_01]: with good old Marty S.

[00:23:19] [SPEAKER_01]: And he was talking to me

[00:23:20] [SPEAKER_01]: about how Warner Brothers

[00:23:22] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care who it's

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_01]: I'll say this whatever.

[00:23:23] [SPEAKER_01]: He said like Warner Brothers

[00:23:25] [SPEAKER_01]: really didn't like the departing.

[00:23:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Well I could see that it was

[00:23:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I mean but it was a huge hit

[00:23:29] [SPEAKER_01]: but like sure it's a weird movie

[00:23:31] [SPEAKER_01]: But they like screened it

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_01]: and they were like

[00:23:32] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what we're going to do

[00:23:33] [SPEAKER_01]: about this thing.

[00:23:34] [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like he said

[00:23:35] [SPEAKER_01]: that he like felt proud of it

[00:23:36] [SPEAKER_01]: like he thought it was good

[00:23:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and Warner Brothers was like

[00:23:38] [SPEAKER_01]: well what are you going to do

[00:23:39] [SPEAKER_01]: you like I don't know

[00:23:40] [SPEAKER_01]: it's like a bummer all the heroes

[00:23:41] [SPEAKER_01]: die.

[00:23:42] [SPEAKER_01]: The departed is a crazy movie.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Yes.

[00:23:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Not only in that it's quite

[00:23:45] [SPEAKER_03]: tragic for its characters.

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:23:47] [SPEAKER_03]: But like it jumps around

[00:23:49] [SPEAKER_03]: in weird ways.

[00:23:50] [SPEAKER_03]: It's like really jarring.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:23:51] [SPEAKER_03]: Whole plot developments happened

[00:23:52] [SPEAKER_03]: like and are not mentioned.

[00:23:55] [SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.

[00:23:56] [SPEAKER_01]: It's very texture focused

[00:23:57] [SPEAKER_01]: you know in a way like

[00:23:58] [SPEAKER_01]: not sort of plot focused.

[00:24:00] [SPEAKER_01]: It is a crazy movie considering

[00:24:02] [SPEAKER_03]: the movie it is a remake of

[00:24:03] [SPEAKER_03]: which had only come out

[00:24:04] [SPEAKER_03]: like five years before.

[00:24:05] [SPEAKER_01]: It was pretty straight down

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_01]: the middle.

[00:24:06] [SPEAKER_03]: He's a very controlled

[00:24:08] [SPEAKER_03]: excellent thriller

[00:24:09] [SPEAKER_01]: not like that movie at all.

[00:24:11] [SPEAKER_01]: And I saw other people

[00:24:12] [SPEAKER_01]: worked on it who said

[00:24:13] [SPEAKER_01]: at the time they were like

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_01]: there's no way this movie

[00:24:14] [SPEAKER_01]: is going to cut together.

[00:24:15] [SPEAKER_01]: It's like insanity.

[00:24:17] [SPEAKER_01]: But he said like yeah

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_01]: Warner Brothers never liked

[00:24:19] [SPEAKER_01]: the movie and I was like

[00:24:20] [SPEAKER_01]: well I'm sure that changed

[00:24:21] [SPEAKER_01]: after it came out

[00:24:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and made a ton of money

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_01]: in one best picture

[00:24:23] [SPEAKER_01]: and he was like nope.

[00:24:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Nope they still were just like

[00:24:26] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah I don't get it.

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm surprised that people

[00:24:28] [SPEAKER_01]: liked it that much.

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_01]: And then they were like

[00:24:30] [SPEAKER_01]: someone else in the group

[00:24:31] [SPEAKER_01]: was like I'm surprised

[00:24:32] [SPEAKER_01]: you never tried to make a sequel

[00:24:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and he was like oh he said

[00:24:34] [SPEAKER_01]: the reason they didn't like it

[00:24:35] [SPEAKER_01]: after the fact

[00:24:36] [SPEAKER_01]: after it did well

[00:24:37] [SPEAKER_01]: was they were like

[00:24:38] [SPEAKER_01]: well but it's no good to us

[00:24:39] [SPEAKER_01]: because it can't make a sequel

[00:24:40] [SPEAKER_01]: because all the characters died.

[00:24:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.

[00:24:42] [SPEAKER_01]: So they were like unhappy

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_01]: when they saw it

[00:24:43] [SPEAKER_01]: and then when it did well

[00:24:44] [SPEAKER_01]: they were like yeah

[00:24:45] [SPEAKER_01]: but now we can't make another one.

[00:24:46] [SPEAKER_01]: Get over it Warner Brothers.

[00:24:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Agreed.

[00:24:48] [SPEAKER_01]: But so he said our solution

[00:24:50] [SPEAKER_01]: was well let's write a movie

[00:24:51] [SPEAKER_01]: about Wahlberg.

[00:24:52] [SPEAKER_01]: He just got the Oscar nomination.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah it's still a Wahlberg movie.

[00:24:54] [SPEAKER_01]: Let's do a Wahlberg movie

[00:24:55] [SPEAKER_01]: it'll be him going to Washington

[00:24:56] [SPEAKER_01]: and trying to take over

[00:24:57] [SPEAKER_01]: the corruption in Washington.

[00:24:58] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:24:59] [SPEAKER_01]: It goes up the ranks.

[00:25:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.

[00:25:01] [SPEAKER_01]: And he was like we wrote that

[00:25:02] [SPEAKER_01]: script and we brought

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_01]: to Warner Brothers

[00:25:03] [SPEAKER_01]: and they were like

[00:25:04] [SPEAKER_01]: you can't put a movie

[00:25:06] [SPEAKER_01]: on Wahlberg's shoulder.

[00:25:08] [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah that's never happened.

[00:25:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah they were like

[00:25:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Wahlberg can't hear it.

[00:25:11] [SPEAKER_03]: Well I mean if nothing else

[00:25:12] [SPEAKER_03]: this proves something

[00:25:13] [SPEAKER_03]: we should probably talk about

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_03]: more on this part

[00:25:14] [SPEAKER_03]: because studios are really stupid.

[00:25:16] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah studios are stupid.

[00:25:17] [SPEAKER_01]: Studios are dumb.

[00:25:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Now let's get on to Mark Wahlberg

[00:25:19] [SPEAKER_01]: because I think this is an important guy

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_01]: to put front and center

[00:25:21] [SPEAKER_01]: in our talk of the happening right.

[00:25:24] [SPEAKER_01]: He's getting hot at this moment.

[00:25:25] [SPEAKER_01]: He'd made the party

[00:25:26] [SPEAKER_01]: got the Oscar nomination

[00:25:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Warner Brothers thought he wasn't

[00:25:28] [SPEAKER_01]: big enough to carry the film

[00:25:29] [SPEAKER_01]: but he's starting to do

[00:25:30] [SPEAKER_01]: like this is now he's getting

[00:25:31] [SPEAKER_01]: genre but a little more

[00:25:32] [SPEAKER_01]: high-brow genre

[00:25:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and within like six or seven years

[00:25:35] [SPEAKER_01]: he's reinvent himself

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_01]: as one of our

[00:25:36] [SPEAKER_01]: absolute top movie stars.

[00:25:38] [SPEAKER_01]: He's a guy who does Oscar films

[00:25:40] [SPEAKER_01]: he does fucking comedies

[00:25:42] [SPEAKER_01]: he does family movies

[00:25:43] [SPEAKER_01]: he does big like fucking

[00:25:45] [SPEAKER_01]: sci-fi franchises

[00:25:46] [SPEAKER_01]: he does everything.

[00:25:47] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah he had been around

[00:25:48] [SPEAKER_01]: for a while.

[00:25:49] [SPEAKER_01]: But in the last like

[00:25:50] [SPEAKER_01]: six years I'd say

[00:25:51] [SPEAKER_01]: he moved into a different stratosphere.

[00:25:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah what is the movie?

[00:25:55] [SPEAKER_03]: Is it The Departed or is it Ted

[00:25:57] [SPEAKER_03]: or is it The Fighter?

[00:25:58] [SPEAKER_03]: It might be The Fighter.

[00:25:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I think the two back to back

[00:26:01] [SPEAKER_01]: that do a lot for him weirdly are

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_01]: the other guys.

[00:26:03] [SPEAKER_01]: I think the other guys

[00:26:04] [SPEAKER_01]: opens him up a lot more

[00:26:05] [SPEAKER_01]: because it was like

[00:26:06] [SPEAKER_01]: he became self-aware.

[00:26:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Well the thing about him was

[00:26:09] [SPEAKER_01]: he had always been

[00:26:10] [SPEAKER_03]: this actor who worked

[00:26:11] [SPEAKER_03]: was great in movies

[00:26:12] [SPEAKER_03]: directed by great directors.

[00:26:13] [SPEAKER_03]: Yup.

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: And that I mean

[00:26:14] [SPEAKER_03]: I guess it's still basically true

[00:26:15] [SPEAKER_03]: but like Boogie Nights

[00:26:16] [SPEAKER_03]: obviously and then

[00:26:18] [SPEAKER_03]: the David O'Russell movies

[00:26:19] [SPEAKER_03]: I Heart Huckabees

[00:26:20] [SPEAKER_03]: and The Fighter

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: Three Kings.

[00:26:21] [SPEAKER_03]: And Three Kings.

[00:26:22] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah he's great in all three.

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: And we're just like

[00:26:23] [SPEAKER_03]: we were always like

[00:26:24] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah this guy's definitely got it

[00:26:26] [SPEAKER_03]: but then he would also make

[00:26:29] [SPEAKER_03]: whatever I don't know

[00:26:30] [SPEAKER_03]: fucking The Truth About Charlie.

[00:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: There's no question

[00:26:33] [SPEAKER_03]: you know what's kind of good though

[00:26:34] [SPEAKER_03]: is the Italian job.

[00:26:35] [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.

[00:26:35] Yeah.

[00:26:37] [SPEAKER_03]: He had made a bunch of good movies.

[00:26:38] [SPEAKER_03]: He'd made some good movies.

[00:26:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Because you know the James

[00:26:40] [SPEAKER_03]: Grey movies are good too

[00:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: the Yards and We Own the Night.

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: That's another great director

[00:26:42] [SPEAKER_03]: who understands him.

[00:26:43] [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's less about great

[00:26:44] [SPEAKER_01]: directors because Jonathan

[00:26:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Demi directed Truth About Charlie

[00:26:46] [SPEAKER_01]: who is a great director

[00:26:47] [SPEAKER_01]: that's not a good movie.

[00:26:48] [SPEAKER_01]: That was you know what else

[00:26:49] [SPEAKER_01]: Jonathan Demi did?

[00:26:50] [SPEAKER_01]: He wrote the Truth About Charlie

[00:26:51] [SPEAKER_01]: and he doesn't write movies

[00:26:53] [SPEAKER_01]: and I don't I don't know

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_01]: what was going on with it.

[00:26:54] [SPEAKER_01]: I also think that film is

[00:26:56] [SPEAKER_01]: like a fatal miscasting of him

[00:26:57] [SPEAKER_01]: where I think the reason

[00:26:59] [SPEAKER_01]: why Mark Wahlberg started

[00:27:00] [SPEAKER_01]: opening up was he started

[00:27:01] [SPEAKER_01]: realizing he became super

[00:27:03] [SPEAKER_01]: self-aware of who he was

[00:27:04] [SPEAKER_01]: right and like this is

[00:27:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Mark Wahlberg this is how

[00:27:06] [SPEAKER_01]: Mark Wahlberg works

[00:27:07] [SPEAKER_01]: this is what people like

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_01]: about Mark Wahlberg

[00:27:08] [SPEAKER_01]: this is what people find funny

[00:27:10] [SPEAKER_01]: about Mark Wahlberg

[00:27:11] [SPEAKER_01]: and he like took all the things

[00:27:12] [SPEAKER_01]: that people used to mock him

[00:27:13] [SPEAKER_01]: for and started owning them

[00:27:14] [SPEAKER_01]: playing into them

[00:27:16] [SPEAKER_01]: and working within parameters

[00:27:17] [SPEAKER_01]: this is all after the happening

[00:27:18] [SPEAKER_01]: this is all after the happening

[00:27:19] [SPEAKER_01]: and I think the happening

[00:27:20] [SPEAKER_01]: is the one that shifts it all

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_01]: in a way

[00:27:22] [SPEAKER_03]: well let's write no it's not

[00:27:23] [SPEAKER_03]: the happening that shift it

[00:27:24] [SPEAKER_03]: shifts it I think it is 100%

[00:27:27] [SPEAKER_03]: and Mark Wahlberg talks to animals

[00:27:28] [SPEAKER_03]: that shifts it if you remember

[00:27:30] [SPEAKER_03]: which should come out right

[00:27:32] [SPEAKER_03]: around the same time as

[00:27:33] [SPEAKER_03]: that happening maybe a little

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_03]: before

[00:27:34] [SPEAKER_01]: can I throw something to you

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_01]: go ahead

[00:27:35] [SPEAKER_01]: I think Mark Wahlberg talks

[00:27:36] [SPEAKER_01]: to animals is almost a

[00:27:38] [SPEAKER_01]: direct parody of his

[00:27:39] [SPEAKER_01]: performance in the happening

[00:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: no but I think it's before

[00:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm pretty sure it's before

[00:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm looking it up

[00:27:46] [SPEAKER_03]: I look this up

[00:27:48] [SPEAKER_03]: no I'm wrong it's after

[00:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: right yeah so I mean of course

[00:27:51] [SPEAKER_03]: he has a

[00:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: the Kaelin stuff was happening

[00:27:53] [SPEAKER_03]: those two moments together

[00:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: it's 2008 it's October 2008

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: so it's right after

[00:27:56] [SPEAKER_01]: happens a big fall on his face

[00:27:57] [SPEAKER_01]: and then everyone's laughing at him

[00:27:59] [SPEAKER_01]: and he like does a welfare

[00:28:00] [SPEAKER_01]: all comedy

[00:28:01] [SPEAKER_01]: and goes like I get it

[00:28:02] [SPEAKER_01]: I get what's weird and funny

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_01]: about me

[00:28:03] [SPEAKER_01]: and then does like better action

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_01]: movies

[00:28:05] [SPEAKER_01]: and then does Ted

[00:28:06] [SPEAKER_01]: like he just starts like

[00:28:07] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking steam rolling

[00:28:08] [SPEAKER_01]: and now he's like the head

[00:28:09] [SPEAKER_01]: of the Transformers franchise

[00:28:10] [SPEAKER_01]: and all these things

[00:28:11] [SPEAKER_01]: but he is a guy who like

[00:28:13] [SPEAKER_01]: there's no question he's a movie

[00:28:14] [SPEAKER_01]: star right

[00:28:15] [SPEAKER_01]: the guy's just innately

[00:28:16] [SPEAKER_01]: watchable he's got a lot of

[00:28:18] [SPEAKER_01]: presence yeah right there's

[00:28:19] [SPEAKER_01]: something interesting about him

[00:28:20] [SPEAKER_01]: in this old movie star way

[00:28:21] [SPEAKER_01]: where he's got a face

[00:28:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and a voice

[00:28:23] [SPEAKER_01]: anyone you can do an impression

[00:28:24] [SPEAKER_01]: of in that way is distinct

[00:28:26] [SPEAKER_01]: enough that they're engaging to

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_01]: watch

[00:28:27] [SPEAKER_01]: whether it's because they're

[00:28:28] [SPEAKER_01]: good or they're bad

[00:28:29] [SPEAKER_01]: you know like anyone who has

[00:28:31] [SPEAKER_01]: a whole vibe that you could

[00:28:32] [SPEAKER_01]: impersonate

[00:28:33] [SPEAKER_01]: has some star quality

[00:28:35] [SPEAKER_01]: that just needs to be

[00:28:36] [SPEAKER_01]: placed in the right context

[00:28:38] [SPEAKER_01]: and you know utilize

[00:28:40] [SPEAKER_01]: properly yeah

[00:28:41] [SPEAKER_01]: but he can still be

[00:28:43] [SPEAKER_01]: really bad

[00:28:44] [SPEAKER_01]: like he's pretty bad in

[00:28:45] [SPEAKER_01]: Transformers 4

[00:28:46] [SPEAKER_01]: agreed but I think that is

[00:28:48] [SPEAKER_01]: a terrible part for him

[00:28:49] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah I mean yeah

[00:28:50] [SPEAKER_01]: in that it's barely a part

[00:28:52] [SPEAKER_01]: and the bear like scraps

[00:28:54] [SPEAKER_01]: of characterization on the

[00:28:55] [SPEAKER_01]: side of it

[00:28:56] [SPEAKER_01]: don't once again he's playing

[00:28:57] [SPEAKER_01]: like a fucking scientist

[00:28:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure you well

[00:28:59] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure you've seen his

[00:29:00] [SPEAKER_03]: quote about the happening

[00:29:01] [SPEAKER_03]: let's refocus on the

[00:29:02] [SPEAKER_03]: happening right you have

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: you seen it

[00:29:03] [SPEAKER_03]: I need to be trivia I believe

[00:29:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I've got it yeah okay

[00:29:06] [SPEAKER_03]: just during press for the

[00:29:08] [SPEAKER_03]: fighter he's doing press to

[00:29:09] [SPEAKER_03]: the fighter he noted that

[00:29:10] [SPEAKER_03]: Amy Adams had almost played

[00:29:11] [SPEAKER_03]: his wife in the happening

[00:29:12] [SPEAKER_03]: what a made more sense than

[00:29:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Zoe Dachanel weird couple

[00:29:16] [SPEAKER_03]: and he said she had dodged

[00:29:19] [SPEAKER_03]: a bullet by not being in the

[00:29:20] [SPEAKER_03]: movie and he said then said

[00:29:22] [SPEAKER_03]: it was a really bad movie I

[00:29:24] [SPEAKER_02]: can't do over didn't he like

[00:29:25] [SPEAKER_02]: also those fucking

[00:29:26] [SPEAKER_02]: it was what it was it was a

[00:29:28] [SPEAKER_03]: bad movie fucking trees man

[00:29:30] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking trees man I don't

[00:29:31] [SPEAKER_01]: know plants fucking plants

[00:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: fuck it you can't blame me

[00:29:34] [SPEAKER_03]: for want not wanting to try

[00:29:36] [SPEAKER_03]: and play a science teacher

[00:29:37] [SPEAKER_03]: at least I wasn't playing a

[00:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: copper or crook you can't

[00:29:39] [SPEAKER_01]: blame me for wanting to try

[00:29:40] [SPEAKER_01]: to play science at least

[00:29:41] [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't a copper or

[00:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: crook then like yes okay

[00:29:44] [SPEAKER_03]: mark you've played a bunch of

[00:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: cops yeah and crooks yeah

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: you've done that but you've

[00:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: also I don't know he was in

[00:29:49] [SPEAKER_03]: like three kings he was in

[00:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: the perfect storm he's been

[00:29:51] [SPEAKER_01]: he's had some roles I played

[00:29:53] [SPEAKER_01]: a firefighter and I have a

[00:29:54] [SPEAKER_03]: fight or not you played a

[00:29:55] [SPEAKER_03]: football player and invincible

[00:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah played a rock star and

[00:29:58] [SPEAKER_03]: rock star played a stalker

[00:30:00] [SPEAKER_01]: oh yeah and fear oh and fear

[00:30:01] [SPEAKER_03]: way back when he played

[00:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: someone who fingers a

[00:30:04] [SPEAKER_03]: Reese Witherspoon on a

[00:30:05] [SPEAKER_01]: Ferris wheel well I can't

[00:30:06] [SPEAKER_01]: consider him more of a

[00:30:07] [SPEAKER_01]: finger than a stalker but

[00:30:08] [SPEAKER_01]: as you know

[00:30:10] [SPEAKER_01]: he played a porn star of

[00:30:11] [SPEAKER_01]: course yes yeah a fucker

[00:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah no I mean you know I

[00:30:15] [SPEAKER_03]: don't know what his complaint

[00:30:16] [SPEAKER_03]: is because it's like yeah

[00:30:18] [SPEAKER_03]: you're a leading man like

[00:30:19] [SPEAKER_03]: leading men tend to play these

[00:30:20] [SPEAKER_03]: sorts of like you know gun

[00:30:22] [SPEAKER_03]: gun-wielding types like you

[00:30:24] [SPEAKER_03]: know yeah but apparently he

[00:30:25] [SPEAKER_03]: really wanted to play a

[00:30:26] [SPEAKER_03]: science teacher and in the

[00:30:27] [SPEAKER_03]: happening or I mean like he

[00:30:28] [SPEAKER_03]: was into the idea of playing

[00:30:30] [SPEAKER_03]: like a nonviolent man I

[00:30:32] [SPEAKER_01]: guess now here's the

[00:30:33] [SPEAKER_01]: craziest part right bad casting

[00:30:35] [SPEAKER_01]: choice but he was hot at

[00:30:36] [SPEAKER_01]: this moment when someone's

[00:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: rendus cast I mean a

[00:30:38] [SPEAKER_01]: disastrous catastrophic

[00:30:39] [SPEAKER_01]: casting decision when

[00:30:41] [SPEAKER_01]: someone's hot like that

[00:30:42] [SPEAKER_01]: Hollywood just tries to plug

[00:30:43] [SPEAKER_01]: them into stuff and they just

[00:30:44] [SPEAKER_01]: so well he's hot we like him

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_01]: you just got the Oscar

[00:30:46] [SPEAKER_01]: nomination what are things we

[00:30:47] [SPEAKER_01]: can make in the war with

[00:30:49] [SPEAKER_03]: Casper usually usually and

[00:30:51] [SPEAKER_03]: like why didn't you see this

[00:30:53] [SPEAKER_03]: coming that like this is a

[00:30:54] [SPEAKER_03]: role that requires someone to

[00:30:55] [SPEAKER_03]: basically yell all the time

[00:30:57] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and like talk about the

[00:30:58] [SPEAKER_01]: worst match for Mark Wahlberg

[00:31:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I need to be trivia fact

[00:31:01] [SPEAKER_01]: number three and night Shyamalan

[00:31:03] [SPEAKER_01]: wrote the screenplay with

[00:31:04] [SPEAKER_01]: Mark Wahlberg in mind for the

[00:31:06] [SPEAKER_01]: lead role well that doesn't

[00:31:07] [SPEAKER_01]: make any sense maybe you

[00:31:09] [SPEAKER_01]: just like studio pressure

[00:31:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Berg we all like Mark Wahlberg

[00:31:12] [SPEAKER_01]: but we like him when we like

[00:31:13] [SPEAKER_01]: him where we like him

[00:31:15] [SPEAKER_01]: where he belongs and we've

[00:31:18] [SPEAKER_01]: realized now there are a couple

[00:31:19] [SPEAKER_01]: different boxes he belongs in

[00:31:20] [SPEAKER_01]: but science teacher is not one

[00:31:22] [SPEAKER_01]: of them in the same way that

[00:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: do it yourself fucking

[00:31:25] [SPEAKER_01]: inventor well Texas inventor

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_01]: in the transformers

[00:31:27] [SPEAKER_01]: franchise is another but his

[00:31:29] [SPEAKER_01]: character's name is Kade

[00:31:30] [SPEAKER_01]: Yeager when I talk about

[00:31:31] [SPEAKER_01]: Texas boy talking about things

[00:31:33] [SPEAKER_01]: we're talking about the

[00:31:34] [SPEAKER_03]: Hamlin happening okay talking

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_03]: about the happening his

[00:31:36] [SPEAKER_03]: character is Elliott Moore

[00:31:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Philadelphia high school science

[00:31:40] [SPEAKER_03]: teacher who's a bit of a prankster

[00:31:42] [SPEAKER_03]: as we see in his one fucking

[00:31:44] [SPEAKER_01]: with his students okay we talk

[00:31:46] [SPEAKER_01]: about the first six minutes of

[00:31:47] [SPEAKER_01]: this movie because I think the

[00:31:48] [SPEAKER_01]: first six minutes are kind of

[00:31:49] [SPEAKER_03]: perfect the sense of Central

[00:31:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Park scene we see clouds moving

[00:31:53] [SPEAKER_01]: quickly we hear James Horner

[00:31:55] [SPEAKER_01]: score died not James James

[00:31:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Newton Howard is usually got

[00:31:58] [SPEAKER_03]: and talk Fujimura who had made

[00:32:00] [SPEAKER_03]: who shot the sixth sense form

[00:32:02] [SPEAKER_03]: and who would shot signs yes

[00:32:04] [SPEAKER_01]: back he's back baby

[00:32:06] [SPEAKER_01]: back in tack

[00:32:07] [SPEAKER_01]: oh they see just came on yeah

[00:32:11] [SPEAKER_01]: they see James Newton Howard

[00:32:13] [SPEAKER_01]: running those trains done and

[00:32:14] [SPEAKER_03]: on down on his most interesting

[00:32:16] [SPEAKER_03]: score for no one I think it's

[00:32:18] [SPEAKER_01]: actually a bit of a mismatch but

[00:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: the opening crats are exciting

[00:32:20] [SPEAKER_01]: enough right and then we go to

[00:32:22] [SPEAKER_01]: Central Park no two ladies

[00:32:24] [SPEAKER_01]: sitting there and one of them

[00:32:25] [SPEAKER_01]: goes I forgot where I was

[00:32:28] [SPEAKER_01]: and she goes you're on page

[00:32:29] [SPEAKER_01]: seventy two the part where the

[00:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: guy reads the thing so one

[00:32:32] [SPEAKER_03]: thing we should note about this

[00:32:33] [SPEAKER_03]: thing in the happening is there's

[00:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: two things it does one it kind of

[00:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: makes you repeat yourself and

[00:32:38] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of freeze up and lose memory

[00:32:39] [SPEAKER_03]: and then to it makes you violently

[00:32:42] [SPEAKER_03]: kill yourself right with a

[00:32:44] [SPEAKER_03]: complete calm yeah that's like

[00:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: the that's it that's it that's

[00:32:47] [SPEAKER_03]: like what's happening in that is

[00:32:48] [SPEAKER_01]: the happen that's the happening

[00:32:49] [SPEAKER_01]: that's a titular happening what this

[00:32:51] [SPEAKER_01]: movie is about that's happening

[00:32:53] [SPEAKER_01]: they're talking about the book and

[00:32:54] [SPEAKER_01]: they're having a weird conversation

[00:32:55] [SPEAKER_01]: one of them is played by

[00:32:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Kristen Connolly now of a

[00:32:58] [SPEAKER_03]: house of cards she's in

[00:33:00] [SPEAKER_01]: cabin woods she looks over her

[00:33:02] [SPEAKER_01]: shoulder she sees that all these

[00:33:04] [SPEAKER_01]: people are standing still in the

[00:33:05] [SPEAKER_01]: middle Central Park oh how peculiar

[00:33:07] [SPEAKER_01]: what is happening then she turns

[00:33:10] [SPEAKER_01]: to her friend she goes like Cindy

[00:33:11] [SPEAKER_01]: what's happening and she goes I

[00:33:14] [SPEAKER_01]: blank blank blank nothing yeah and

[00:33:16] [SPEAKER_01]: then she takes her the chopstick

[00:33:18] [SPEAKER_01]: out of her hair calmly yes and

[00:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: steal her neck cool it is cool

[00:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: the only problem with it and at

[00:33:24] [SPEAKER_03]: least for me was like the

[00:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: marketing was really like that

[00:33:28] [SPEAKER_03]: was in the market yeah they

[00:33:29] [SPEAKER_03]: ruined it so the shock of this

[00:33:31] [SPEAKER_03]: movie I feel like is that I think

[00:33:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that was the teaser trailer yes but

[00:33:35] [SPEAKER_01]: but I look at that moment and I

[00:33:37] [SPEAKER_01]: remember seeing it in the theater

[00:33:38] [SPEAKER_01]: and I went like this is the okay

[00:33:40] [SPEAKER_01]: this is what I'm like could do with

[00:33:41] [SPEAKER_01]: an R he's not trying to go super

[00:33:43] [SPEAKER_01]: gory he's not trying to evil debt

[00:33:45] [SPEAKER_03]: it goes into her neck a little like

[00:33:47] [SPEAKER_03]: a trickle of blood comes up but it's

[00:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: not like a big gross like arterial

[00:33:51] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of spray but that kind of image

[00:33:53] [SPEAKER_01]: is a little too disturbing for PG-13

[00:33:54] [SPEAKER_01]: absolutely and you feel like if

[00:33:56] [SPEAKER_01]: that's where the movie starting if

[00:33:57] [SPEAKER_01]: he's gonna repeat images like that

[00:33:59] [SPEAKER_01]: that could be his are it's not

[00:34:00] [SPEAKER_01]: limbs getting removed it's shit like

[00:34:02] [SPEAKER_01]: that that's just a little fucking a

[00:34:04] [SPEAKER_01]: little too much for PG-13 right yeah

[00:34:07] [SPEAKER_01]: we are effective still effective super

[00:34:09] [SPEAKER_03]: effective super effective good not much

[00:34:11] [SPEAKER_03]: worse than what we've seen in the sixth

[00:34:13] [SPEAKER_03]: sense just a little more actively

[00:34:14] [SPEAKER_01]: violent right it's you get the close

[00:34:17] [SPEAKER_01]: up of the thing going and it's good

[00:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: okay you think it's gonna cut away

[00:34:20] [SPEAKER_01]: and it doesn't that's hard cut to

[00:34:21] [SPEAKER_01]: construction sites that's the first

[00:34:22] [SPEAKER_01]: three minutes first three minutes

[00:34:23] [SPEAKER_01]: of the film are well the construction

[00:34:25] [SPEAKER_03]: site scene is very might like a lot

[00:34:28] [SPEAKER_03]: of movies that were coming out around

[00:34:30] [SPEAKER_03]: now it's like movies are finally

[00:34:32] [SPEAKER_03]: starting to broach like 9-11 imagery

[00:34:35] [SPEAKER_01]: that kung fu panda did that all right

[00:34:39] [SPEAKER_03]: that's it that's the end of the

[00:34:41] [SPEAKER_03]: podcast all podcast that's it goodbye

[00:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: forever no you know yeah there's a

[00:34:46] [SPEAKER_01]: scene with the two dumplings and then

[00:34:47] [SPEAKER_01]: he no and so the cut back down at a

[00:34:50] [SPEAKER_01]: construction yard again one comedy

[00:34:53] [SPEAKER_03]: like people free people freeze up yes

[00:34:55] [SPEAKER_03]: what's happening we hear like sort of

[00:34:57] [SPEAKER_03]: thudding noises the first thing that

[00:34:59] [SPEAKER_01]: happens is they're talking and a body

[00:35:01] [SPEAKER_03]: for when they're like oh god somebody

[00:35:02] [SPEAKER_03]: felt you know they're thinking every

[00:35:03] [SPEAKER_03]: destruction boy yeah and then people

[00:35:06] [SPEAKER_03]: are just throwing themselves from the

[00:35:07] [SPEAKER_01]: top of the boat there's an amazing

[00:35:08] [SPEAKER_01]: image where the guy looks I was also in

[00:35:10] [SPEAKER_01]: the market yes he looks up and you

[00:35:13] [SPEAKER_01]: just see the edge of the building and

[00:35:15] [SPEAKER_01]: people just starting to step up and

[00:35:17] [SPEAKER_01]: these bodies starting to fall towards

[00:35:19] [SPEAKER_01]: the lens it's a beautiful beautiful

[00:35:21] [SPEAKER_01]: shot and he's doing a lot of what

[00:35:23] [SPEAKER_01]: tech footage motors good at what he

[00:35:24] [SPEAKER_01]: did in the sort of a lot in

[00:35:26] [SPEAKER_01]: silence of the lambs of Jonathan

[00:35:27] [SPEAKER_01]: Demi where it's like characters

[00:35:29] [SPEAKER_01]: staring down the barrel of the

[00:35:31] [SPEAKER_01]: lens which is very disorienting it's

[00:35:33] [SPEAKER_01]: very unnerving you know yeah you're

[00:35:35] [SPEAKER_01]: seeing the guys who are trying to

[00:35:37] [SPEAKER_01]: figure out what's going on looking

[00:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: straight into the camera and then

[00:35:39] [SPEAKER_01]: you're seeing their perspective

[00:35:40] [SPEAKER_01]: which is bodies falling towards them

[00:35:42] [SPEAKER_03]: he's a creepy 9-11 thing okay so that

[00:35:44] [SPEAKER_03]: cloverfield come up the year before

[00:35:46] [SPEAKER_03]: like movies were starting to play on

[00:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: that imagery of the news

[00:35:48] [SPEAKER_01]: chlorophyll came out earlier that

[00:35:50] [SPEAKER_01]: year that was January at the top of

[00:35:51] [SPEAKER_01]: away yeah right right so yeah sure

[00:35:53] [SPEAKER_01]: okay so that's where at minute six

[00:35:56] [SPEAKER_01]: I believe second 30 of the film

[00:35:58] [SPEAKER_01]: oh god I like this yeah watching it

[00:36:00] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm hooked I'm watching an Amazon I'm

[00:36:02] [SPEAKER_01]: going was I wrong about this thing

[00:36:03] [SPEAKER_01]: because this is always been my least

[00:36:04] [SPEAKER_01]: favorite am I wrong about this and then

[00:36:06] [SPEAKER_01]: at minute six second 32

[00:36:10] [SPEAKER_01]: marky mark enters yeah and goes like

[00:36:12] [SPEAKER_01]: okay so well well what good about the

[00:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: honeybees so here's the thing about

[00:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: Mark Wahlberg in this film yeah not the

[00:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: worst performance in the film

[00:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: interesting Zoe Deschanel's

[00:36:22] [SPEAKER_03]: performance is worse than disagree we're

[00:36:23] [SPEAKER_03]: gonna talk about this a lot I agree

[00:36:25] [SPEAKER_03]: with that yeah so additional performance

[00:36:27] [SPEAKER_03]: is one of the most disastrous

[00:36:28] [SPEAKER_03]: performances I've ever seen in a major

[00:36:30] [SPEAKER_03]: film I disagree I mark Wahlberg it's like

[00:36:32] [SPEAKER_03]: I get why he's bad like you know he's

[00:36:35] [SPEAKER_03]: like he I can see him being bad if

[00:36:38] [SPEAKER_03]: that makes sense so he does you know

[00:36:40] [SPEAKER_03]: never makes a correct choice ever is

[00:36:43] [SPEAKER_03]: she making a choice I mean like

[00:36:44] [SPEAKER_03]: everything she does is wrong so wrong

[00:36:48] [SPEAKER_03]: can I throw something I like Zoe Deschanel

[00:36:50] [SPEAKER_01]: in general can I throw something out

[00:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: there I think Mark Wahlberg's

[00:36:53] [SPEAKER_01]: performance this movie is one of the

[00:36:54] [SPEAKER_01]: most disastrously performances ever

[00:36:56] [SPEAKER_01]: in a studio it's not good I'm not

[00:36:58] [SPEAKER_01]: saying it's good I think so I just

[00:37:00] [SPEAKER_01]: know I'll secretly really good no she's

[00:37:02] [SPEAKER_01]: not I think she is I'm gonna make I'm

[00:37:04] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna build an argument for it there's

[00:37:06] [SPEAKER_01]: no argument but let's focus on Wahlberg

[00:37:07] [SPEAKER_01]: first there's not an argument there's

[00:37:09] [SPEAKER_01]: an argument I'm gonna build it there

[00:37:10] [SPEAKER_01]: is no argument I'm gonna build it

[00:37:12] [SPEAKER_01]: because I felt the same way when I

[00:37:13] [SPEAKER_01]: saw the first time I was a huge Zoe

[00:37:14] [SPEAKER_01]: Deschanel fan I saw and I went this

[00:37:15] [SPEAKER_01]: is a fucking disastrous I had already

[00:37:17] [SPEAKER_03]: soured on her because I mean and I

[00:37:18] [SPEAKER_03]: was talking to past guest Katie Rich

[00:37:20] [SPEAKER_03]: about this about her weird career

[00:37:22] [SPEAKER_03]: very weird how like obviously she came

[00:37:24] [SPEAKER_03]: onto the scene strong indie star Jimmy

[00:37:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Collins and your boyfriend music video

[00:37:29] [SPEAKER_03]: and then you know she does like all the

[00:37:32] [SPEAKER_03]: real girls almost famous was her

[00:37:34] [SPEAKER_03]: breakout was crazy yeah famous good girl

[00:37:36] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and then she does all the real

[00:37:38] [SPEAKER_03]: girls all the real girls good girl I

[00:37:40] [SPEAKER_03]: would give her an Oscar I would too and

[00:37:42] [SPEAKER_03]: then that same as she does elf which

[00:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: she's so charming in and it's such a

[00:37:46] [SPEAKER_03]: nice movie and it's a huge hit it

[00:37:48] [SPEAKER_03]: felt like she was gonna be a big star

[00:37:50] [SPEAKER_03]: she makes movies that literally sound

[00:37:53] [SPEAKER_03]: like parodies of indie movies well like

[00:37:55] [SPEAKER_01]: gigantic a poll day and take you legy

[00:37:58] [SPEAKER_03]: flakes winter passing live free or die

[00:38:02] [SPEAKER_01]: is it good life I believe there's one

[00:38:04] [SPEAKER_01]: called flakes that's about her working

[00:38:05] [SPEAKER_01]: at a cereal restaurant that only

[00:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: serves breakfast cereal like I swear to

[00:38:09] [SPEAKER_03]: God I mean we were talking about like

[00:38:10] [SPEAKER_03]: when every movie became like a

[00:38:12] [SPEAKER_03]: Tribeca film festival yeah like you know

[00:38:14] [SPEAKER_03]: like it's just just garbage yeah you

[00:38:17] [SPEAKER_02]: know this is also around the time that

[00:38:18] [SPEAKER_02]: she's active and she and him as well

[00:38:20] [SPEAKER_02]: she and she is touring everyone's

[00:38:22] [SPEAKER_03]: little sicker her whole like iconic

[00:38:26] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of thing right and then when she does

[00:38:28] [SPEAKER_01]: new girl she kind of owns it and weaponize

[00:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: it makes herself a part of the fun days

[00:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: of summer which I feel like that's when

[00:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like at critical mass and then she

[00:38:36] [SPEAKER_03]: does new girl and right and she's sort

[00:38:38] [SPEAKER_03]: of she takes me meta about it yes

[00:38:40] [SPEAKER_03]: um which by then basically she hasn't

[00:38:42] [SPEAKER_01]: done any movies in the movies anymore

[00:38:43] [SPEAKER_01]: she's done one film since new girl

[00:38:45] [SPEAKER_01]: started can you name that film rock the

[00:38:47] [SPEAKER_01]: cast yeah unfortunately I'll talk about

[00:38:49] [SPEAKER_01]: that one anyway but anyway so but we've

[00:38:53] [SPEAKER_01]: got wallberg science teacher okay so

[00:38:55] [SPEAKER_01]: there's one detail he throws out in the

[00:38:57] [SPEAKER_01]: scene I've never stopped thinking about

[00:38:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't bees no the thing about your face

[00:39:00] [SPEAKER_01]: growing every year yeah I think about

[00:39:03] [SPEAKER_03]: that a lot it's a weird yeah he's like your

[00:39:05] [SPEAKER_03]: nose grows a little bit like every year

[00:39:07] [SPEAKER_01]: and the kids look like and he's like hey

[00:39:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Jack good looking he's not even that

[00:39:11] [SPEAKER_01]: great looking but within the context of

[00:39:12] [SPEAKER_01]: the film the film has to be the hot

[00:39:14] [SPEAKER_01]: to accept that the kid has a perfect

[00:39:16] [SPEAKER_01]: face right yeah and he goes like hey

[00:39:18] [SPEAKER_01]: Jerry don't you have any answer for the

[00:39:19] [SPEAKER_01]: question because he's just going what

[00:39:21] [SPEAKER_01]: about the honey bees guys getting good

[00:39:22] [SPEAKER_01]: what do you think happened to honey bees

[00:39:24] [SPEAKER_01]: honey bees are disappearing he's got an

[00:39:26] [SPEAKER_01]: Einstein quote behind him on the wall

[00:39:27] [SPEAKER_01]: that says when the honey bees start

[00:39:29] [SPEAKER_01]: dying humanity has four years left yeah

[00:39:32] [SPEAKER_01]: right and it says like direct quote from

[00:39:33] [SPEAKER_01]: Einstein on the chalkboard he's

[00:39:35] [SPEAKER_01]: asking everyone about the honey bees

[00:39:36] [SPEAKER_01]: and he goes like what about you Jerry

[00:39:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and Jerry's like and he's like oh what

[00:39:40] [SPEAKER_01]: you're too busy having a perfect

[00:39:41] [SPEAKER_01]: face to give me an answer about the

[00:39:42] [SPEAKER_01]: honey bees and Jerry's like so at this

[00:39:45] [SPEAKER_03]: point I am already actively

[00:39:46] [SPEAKER_03]: disconnecting from the film yeah because

[00:39:49] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm abandoning already this is not you

[00:39:51] [SPEAKER_01]: know mark no way to think we're like I'm

[00:39:54] [SPEAKER_03]: on the ship and like there's one little

[00:39:57] [SPEAKER_03]: leak yeah but for some reason I'm like

[00:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: some sort of math genius like who knows

[00:40:01] [SPEAKER_03]: everything about ships and I'm just

[00:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: like we got to go like it's just one

[00:40:05] [SPEAKER_03]: little thing but I'm like it's too

[00:40:06] [SPEAKER_03]: late we have to you know what you are

[00:40:07] [SPEAKER_01]: your Victor Garber and Titanic going I

[00:40:09] [SPEAKER_01]: design this ship I know if we're

[00:40:11] [SPEAKER_01]: hitting that spot there's no way we

[00:40:12] [SPEAKER_01]: make it through the night she's made

[00:40:14] [SPEAKER_03]: of iron sure sir and I assure you she

[00:40:16] [SPEAKER_03]: can yeah that's the line right but yeah

[00:40:18] [SPEAKER_03]: no I mean it just immediately you're

[00:40:20] [SPEAKER_03]: just like something fucked up is

[00:40:22] [SPEAKER_03]: happening here like that was my read I

[00:40:24] [SPEAKER_03]: was like this is not where you take

[00:40:26] [SPEAKER_03]: those first no no and this is take it

[00:40:29] [SPEAKER_03]: to some cutesy this is not who you

[00:40:31] [SPEAKER_01]: have playing this part no and you

[00:40:34] [SPEAKER_01]: need someone there what they set up is

[00:40:35] [SPEAKER_01]: this guy such a big this is how I

[00:40:37] [SPEAKER_01]: would describe this performance okay I

[00:40:39] [SPEAKER_01]: would say I would describe it as Mark

[00:40:41] [SPEAKER_01]: Wahlberg doing an impression of Mark

[00:40:43] [SPEAKER_01]: Wahlberg yeah doing an impression of a

[00:40:46] [SPEAKER_03]: nerd yeah I mean the one thing

[00:40:48] [SPEAKER_03]: Wahlberg has going for him versus like

[00:40:50] [SPEAKER_03]: say you know 15 years ago maybe Arnold

[00:40:52] [SPEAKER_03]: Schwarzenegger plays this role or whatever

[00:40:53] [SPEAKER_03]: Mark Wahlberg is not big like he's kind

[00:40:55] [SPEAKER_03]: of a slight tough guy he's small and

[00:40:58] [SPEAKER_01]: he slimmed down it looks like this role

[00:40:59] [SPEAKER_03]: disguise you can discuss not like

[00:41:01] [SPEAKER_03]: kindergarten well kindergarten cup

[00:41:03] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't but you know it's not like some

[00:41:04] [SPEAKER_03]: movie where junior like where it's like

[00:41:06] [SPEAKER_03]: our short snickers he's not I'm sorry

[00:41:08] [SPEAKER_03]: he's just not a doctor every other

[00:41:10] [SPEAKER_01]: Schwarzenegger movie needs to see

[00:41:11] [SPEAKER_01]: where someone goes why do you look

[00:41:12] [SPEAKER_01]: like that how much time do you spend in

[00:41:15] [SPEAKER_01]: the gym but but Wahlberg yeah it's like

[00:41:17] [SPEAKER_01]: a guy that okay every line reading to

[00:41:22] [SPEAKER_01]: me plays like he wants to beat up his

[00:41:23] [SPEAKER_03]: own character he might look at but he

[00:41:27] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't embody it and I can just hate

[00:41:29] [SPEAKER_03]: this fucking nerd he's playing the

[00:41:31] [SPEAKER_03]: role he's born for is the departed

[00:41:33] [SPEAKER_03]: which is the chip on the shoulder

[00:41:34] [SPEAKER_03]: guy who's like yeah I know I'm a little

[00:41:36] [SPEAKER_03]: small yeah but like don't fuck with

[00:41:38] [SPEAKER_03]: me like you know I'm crazy you

[00:41:39] [SPEAKER_03]: don't know what I'm gonna do he's

[00:41:40] [SPEAKER_03]: playing the fuck you guy yeah and this

[00:41:42] [SPEAKER_01]: guy he's playing the fuck me guy like I

[00:41:44] [SPEAKER_01]: don't know fuck me like what Russell does

[00:41:47] [SPEAKER_03]: which is he takes it David or Russell he

[00:41:49] [SPEAKER_03]: takes advantage of like you thinking

[00:41:51] [SPEAKER_03]: like this guy's like got an inferiority

[00:41:53] [SPEAKER_03]: complex you know like in an I her

[00:41:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Huckabees or in the fight or he's

[00:41:56] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of sad yeah doesn't trust

[00:41:58] [SPEAKER_03]: himself like that's good Wahlberg but

[00:42:00] [SPEAKER_01]: it's but it's that inferiority

[00:42:02] [SPEAKER_03]: cocky but then you're also like who

[00:42:04] [SPEAKER_03]: is this he's a science he uses

[00:42:05] [SPEAKER_01]: my keys mode to overcome his in for

[00:42:07] [SPEAKER_01]: inferiority complex not to overcome it

[00:42:09] [SPEAKER_01]: to disguise it right I guess if you take

[00:42:11] [SPEAKER_01]: away the sense of a keys mode you got

[00:42:13] [SPEAKER_01]: nothing so this he's just like a straw

[00:42:14] [SPEAKER_01]: man because it's just like I don't know

[00:42:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I love science and he goes up at the end

[00:42:18] [SPEAKER_01]: of every single sentence in a way where

[00:42:20] [SPEAKER_01]: it sounds like he can barely keep his

[00:42:22] [SPEAKER_01]: fist out of frame from punching

[00:42:23] [SPEAKER_01]: himself in the face that's be like

[00:42:25] [SPEAKER_01]: listen is fucking nerd that's what

[00:42:27] [SPEAKER_03]: Samberg it was just Samberg who is

[00:42:29] [SPEAKER_03]: never like a master impressionist but

[00:42:31] [SPEAKER_03]: he just nailed the diction identify the

[00:42:33] [SPEAKER_03]: that up thing and like

[00:42:35] [SPEAKER_03]: everything he says sounds like a stupid

[00:42:37] [SPEAKER_01]: thing and this is the movie where he does

[00:42:38] [SPEAKER_01]: that the most and and where he's least

[00:42:40] [SPEAKER_01]: convincing in every single line reading he

[00:42:42] [SPEAKER_01]: says those things as kid where he's like you got a perfect face

[00:42:45] [SPEAKER_01]: well guess what your face grew grows

[00:42:46] [SPEAKER_01]: like one fifteenth of a centimeter every year

[00:42:49] [SPEAKER_01]: so in fifteen years your nose is gonna suck

[00:42:51] [SPEAKER_01]: and then he's like I'm just kidding you're always

[00:42:53] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna have a perfect face I think about that

[00:42:54] [SPEAKER_01]: all the time well okay I don't

[00:42:57] [SPEAKER_01]: I don't give credit to the movie but I it's

[00:42:59] [SPEAKER_01]: just a weird thing I like that sometimes you see

[00:43:00] [SPEAKER_01]: something in a movie and teaches you something about life

[00:43:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and you remember it forever okay what if

[00:43:04] [SPEAKER_03]: my turns out I might just made that shit up

[00:43:07] [SPEAKER_03]: and you've been just thinking I believe it

[00:43:08] [SPEAKER_03]: but anyway so but I mean then we

[00:43:10] [SPEAKER_03]: proceed pretty quickly Alan

[00:43:12] [SPEAKER_03]: ruck shows up for one second for the

[00:43:14] [SPEAKER_03]: principle just to be like hey

[00:43:16] [SPEAKER_03]: we got like schools out something crazy

[00:43:18] [SPEAKER_03]: is happening yeah

[00:43:20] [SPEAKER_03]: goes home yeah something is the

[00:43:22] [SPEAKER_03]: happening yeah at walbert goes home

[00:43:24] [SPEAKER_03]: to his wife oh before that hard cut

[00:43:26] [SPEAKER_02]: also I do want to say it's 9-11 ish

[00:43:28] [SPEAKER_02]: well remind me of my experience it's all very 9-11

[00:43:31] [SPEAKER_02]: right yeah it's like yeah we got to leave school

[00:43:33] [SPEAKER_03]: like yeah teachers we don't know what's going on

[00:43:35] [SPEAKER_03]: we just want to get everyone home that's what

[00:43:36] [SPEAKER_03]: my knowledge is the movie about like a vague

[00:43:38] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of trauma people are trying to escape

[00:43:41] [SPEAKER_03]: from but like this is more directly you

[00:43:43] [SPEAKER_03]: can tell it's on his mind this is living

[00:43:44] [SPEAKER_03]: and lady in the water too is about like

[00:43:46] [SPEAKER_03]: there's like this specter of darkness around

[00:43:48] [SPEAKER_03]: like you know the wars that we see on TV and

[00:43:50] [SPEAKER_01]: stuff like but those movies are reactionary it's

[00:43:52] [SPEAKER_01]: the fallout this film is what does it feel like

[00:43:54] [SPEAKER_03]: in the moment when the world is kind of like

[00:43:57] [SPEAKER_03]: what Spielberg did with war the world except

[00:43:59] [SPEAKER_03]: Steven Spielberg's war the world is really good

[00:44:01] [SPEAKER_03]: and really like frightening and

[00:44:03] [SPEAKER_03]: like disorienting yeah whereas this

[00:44:05] [SPEAKER_01]: is not at all

[00:44:07] [SPEAKER_01]: so they hard cut from

[00:44:09] [SPEAKER_01]: Ellen Ruck going just go home be with your

[00:44:11] [SPEAKER_01]: families to so we dash in L

[00:44:13] [SPEAKER_01]: staring at the camera her big blue eyes

[00:44:15] [SPEAKER_01]: like all eyes

[00:44:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I forgot about that it cut she's got

[00:44:19] [SPEAKER_01]: obviously these gorgeous blue eyes and like

[00:44:20] [SPEAKER_01]: they just cut to their wide open eyes

[00:44:23] [SPEAKER_01]: she's staring she's sitting in a room by

[00:44:25] [SPEAKER_01]: herself and you're like what the fuck's going on

[00:44:26] [SPEAKER_01]: and then cell phone vibration I mean I think

[00:44:29] [SPEAKER_03]: it's supposed to be like a misdirective

[00:44:30] [SPEAKER_03]: like was she about to stab a

[00:44:33] [SPEAKER_03]: top stick through her neck or whatever right then

[00:44:34] [SPEAKER_03]: like no she's just pensive because

[00:44:37] [SPEAKER_03]: maybe she wants to leave her husband maybe

[00:44:39] [SPEAKER_01]: well and then I think you also are supposed

[00:44:40] [SPEAKER_01]: to think misdirect it's your husband calling her on the cell

[00:44:42] [SPEAKER_01]: phone and she picks up and she goes like Joey

[00:44:44] [SPEAKER_01]: I can't we just got tear masu one time

[00:44:47] [SPEAKER_01]: that's it can't you move on I believe

[00:44:49] [SPEAKER_01]: the voice on the other end of the line

[00:44:51] [SPEAKER_01]: is at night that is correct and I shot

[00:44:52] [SPEAKER_01]: the voice of Joey in this one I thought

[00:44:54] [SPEAKER_03]: it let it go this was the first

[00:44:57] [SPEAKER_01]: 20 never came here when but this time

[00:44:59] [SPEAKER_01]: he plays a guy who will not screen will

[00:45:01] [SPEAKER_01]: not stop bothering

[00:45:03] [SPEAKER_01]: Zoe dash in L because they had tear masu

[00:45:05] [SPEAKER_01]: one time and that's supposed to be in

[00:45:07] [SPEAKER_02]: you window right yeah yeah they had some

[00:45:09] [SPEAKER_02]: tear and some tears and so they ate it

[00:45:11] [SPEAKER_03]: all up coffee flavored tear masu

[00:45:14] [SPEAKER_03]: he teared her masu

[00:45:17] [SPEAKER_03]: anyway

[00:45:18] [SPEAKER_03]: well bring it home they get on a train to

[00:45:20] [SPEAKER_01]: her who's Joey who you talking to

[00:45:22] [SPEAKER_03]: get on a fucking train to Harrisburg well

[00:45:24] [SPEAKER_01]: of course what happens in Philly of course

[00:45:25] [SPEAKER_01]: his best friend is John Leguzamo we forgot to

[00:45:27] [SPEAKER_01]: mention which is great third build in the

[00:45:29] [SPEAKER_01]: film John Leguzamo has a daughter John

[00:45:31] [SPEAKER_01]: was it clear he was a math teacher okay

[00:45:33] [SPEAKER_01]: because this is opening line of the film

[00:45:35] [SPEAKER_01]: god this is crazy what's going on here

[00:45:37] [SPEAKER_01]: you know what I do I just tell everyone

[00:45:38] [SPEAKER_01]: statistics statistics calm people down

[00:45:40] [SPEAKER_01]: see math can make life better it's good

[00:45:42] [SPEAKER_03]: being a math teacher I don't think Leguizamo

[00:45:44] [SPEAKER_03]: is bad in this movie but he certainly

[00:45:45] [SPEAKER_03]: saddled with a very unfortunate

[00:45:47] [SPEAKER_03]: series of lines hey people like statistics

[00:45:51] [SPEAKER_03]: this is whole fucking game you know Leguizamo

[00:45:53] [SPEAKER_03]: can really be bad like I think he's a great

[00:45:55] [SPEAKER_03]: actor but he can't be away over the top and

[00:45:57] [SPEAKER_03]: you can tell when he's falling in it

[00:45:58] [SPEAKER_01]: like no no he's pretty middling I'd say

[00:46:01] [SPEAKER_01]: but he loves statistics yes so he has

[00:46:03] [SPEAKER_01]: this theory that statistics will calm

[00:46:05] [SPEAKER_01]: people down which I'd love to see the

[00:46:07] [SPEAKER_01]: statistics on that here but I also

[00:46:09] [SPEAKER_03]: like it's one of those half-hearted

[00:46:10] [SPEAKER_03]: shumlin things we're like he does it

[00:46:12] [SPEAKER_03]: like twice like it's not enough

[00:46:13] [SPEAKER_03]: there's not enough of it that's it up

[00:46:15] [SPEAKER_03]: in his opening line that's it up he

[00:46:17] [SPEAKER_03]: does it one time and then another right

[00:46:19] [SPEAKER_03]: before he dies yeah both right before you

[00:46:21] [SPEAKER_01]: but but Leguizamo says to him he's like

[00:46:24] [SPEAKER_01]: hey I talked to my mom she lives in

[00:46:25] [SPEAKER_01]: Philadelphia they say it's safe there

[00:46:27] [SPEAKER_01]: we should go to Philadelphia they're in

[00:46:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Philadelphia you mean here during

[00:46:30] [SPEAKER_03]: New York no they're in Philadelphia

[00:46:32] [SPEAKER_03]: they're in Philadelphia they're going to

[00:46:33] [SPEAKER_03]: Harrisburg are you serious I'm serious

[00:46:35] [SPEAKER_03]: but the film opens in Central Park

[00:46:36] [SPEAKER_03]: that's because it starts in Central

[00:46:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Park it hasn't reached Philadelphia yet

[00:46:40] [SPEAKER_03]: but there's like an encroaching

[00:46:41] [SPEAKER_03]: wave and so they're gonna go to

[00:46:43] [SPEAKER_03]: Harrisburg which is in the center of

[00:46:45] [SPEAKER_02]: Pennsylvania I think the confusion is I

[00:46:47] [SPEAKER_02]: believe there are some shots of a park

[00:46:48] [SPEAKER_02]: in Philly there are also established

[00:46:51] [SPEAKER_03]: later that happens later okay that's a

[00:46:53] [SPEAKER_03]: like the second wave of okay I was

[00:46:56] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna say I thought the film was they

[00:46:57] [SPEAKER_01]: start out in New York and then it's

[00:46:59] [SPEAKER_01]: about people having to get to Philadelphia

[00:47:00] [SPEAKER_01]: because it's the only safe place left

[00:47:01] [SPEAKER_01]: would I was gonna load a lot on to

[00:47:03] [SPEAKER_01]: that no because there's don't load

[00:47:04] [SPEAKER_01]: anything I will not because it was

[00:47:06] [SPEAKER_03]: on the news that's basically like

[00:47:08] [SPEAKER_03]: this sort of you know the dots like

[00:47:09] [SPEAKER_03]: it's going from the east out yes yes and

[00:47:14] [SPEAKER_03]: John like was Ammo is about seven years

[00:47:16] [SPEAKER_03]: older than Mark Wahlberg who's about nine

[00:47:19] [SPEAKER_03]: years older than Zoe DeChanel if not

[00:47:20] [SPEAKER_03]: more and doesn't look good no you can

[00:47:23] [SPEAKER_03]: pull that off sometimes but Zoe DeChanel

[00:47:25] [SPEAKER_03]: looks way too young to be his wife

[00:47:26] [SPEAKER_03]: and like was Ammo looks like too old

[00:47:29] [SPEAKER_03]: to be like his best friend the whole

[00:47:32] [SPEAKER_03]: things weird and but yet they all get

[00:47:36] [SPEAKER_03]: on a train to Harrisburg they have

[00:47:37] [SPEAKER_02]: chemistry those two as friends and

[00:47:40] [SPEAKER_02]: Joey DeChanel nobody has any chemistry

[00:47:42] [SPEAKER_03]: what are you talking about I think this

[00:47:45] [SPEAKER_03]: is that Tiger has chemistry with the

[00:47:47] [SPEAKER_03]: arms he rips off it's about it I think

[00:47:49] [SPEAKER_01]: at the end of every scene with like a

[00:47:51] [SPEAKER_01]: Zamawn Wahlberg they high-fived each

[00:47:52] [SPEAKER_01]: other went like what a fucking bunch

[00:47:54] [SPEAKER_01]: of dweebs right like it feels like

[00:47:56] [SPEAKER_01]: both of them things their characters

[00:47:57] [SPEAKER_03]: are losers right was Ammo definitely

[00:48:00] [SPEAKER_03]: does you can tell like yeah he's

[00:48:03] [SPEAKER_03]: like I'm playing this guy's a bit

[00:48:04] [SPEAKER_01]: of a nabish can I throw out just a

[00:48:06] [SPEAKER_01]: bit too obvious can I throw out a quick

[00:48:08] [SPEAKER_01]: I need to be trivia fact yes you this

[00:48:11] [SPEAKER_01]: movie was shot completely in sequence

[00:48:13] [SPEAKER_01]: which is something he's done before

[00:48:15] [SPEAKER_01]: right he does that yeah but it's it's

[00:48:17] [SPEAKER_03]: very unusual and it's expensive I think

[00:48:20] [SPEAKER_03]: it is although this movie does have

[00:48:22] [SPEAKER_03]: a progression that maybe that made it

[00:48:25] [SPEAKER_03]: easier because like we don't ever

[00:48:27] [SPEAKER_03]: cut back to Philly or whatever you

[00:48:29] [SPEAKER_03]: know they're on the road yeah so I

[00:48:31] [SPEAKER_01]: suppose that made it easier yes so

[00:48:34] [SPEAKER_01]: they all meet up at a train station

[00:48:37] [SPEAKER_01]: like is Ammo his daughter so we dash

[00:48:39] [SPEAKER_01]: now mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg right

[00:48:42] [SPEAKER_01]: after leg is on the thing about

[00:48:44] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking statistics was like by the way

[00:48:46] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm on I've been fighting and he's like

[00:48:47] [SPEAKER_01]: what's going on and he's like I don't

[00:48:49] [SPEAKER_01]: know marriage isn't going well and he's

[00:48:50] [SPEAKER_01]: like well dude I mean to tell you

[00:48:52] [SPEAKER_01]: this since it happened but when you

[00:48:53] [SPEAKER_01]: got married I walked in on her in

[00:48:55] [SPEAKER_01]: the changing room so in her dress

[00:48:57] [SPEAKER_01]: she was crying and then she looked

[00:48:59] [SPEAKER_01]: up at me and she gave me a look

[00:49:01] [SPEAKER_03]: news that there are basically like

[00:49:03] [SPEAKER_01]: chemical attacks in New York that's

[00:49:05] [SPEAKER_01]: telling him the statistics calm everyone

[00:49:06] [SPEAKER_01]: down then he tells his friend something

[00:49:08] [SPEAKER_01]: to freak him out and he goes she looked

[00:49:10] [SPEAKER_01]: me in the eyes as you gave me that

[00:49:11] [SPEAKER_01]: look and I said what kind of look and

[00:49:13] [SPEAKER_01]: it goes that look like you're not

[00:49:15] [SPEAKER_01]: ready for what you're about to jump into

[00:49:18] [SPEAKER_03]: it's it's it's it's so weird

[00:49:21] [SPEAKER_03]: that you immediately think he's

[00:49:22] [SPEAKER_03]: talking about a different character

[00:49:23] [SPEAKER_03]: like there's no way that he's

[00:49:25] [SPEAKER_03]: talking about his wife right right

[00:49:27] [SPEAKER_03]: like it's some other story he's

[00:49:28] [SPEAKER_03]: telling is that what this is

[00:49:29] [SPEAKER_03]: especially because she's called Alma

[00:49:31] [SPEAKER_03]: which is I mean kind of a Hispanic

[00:49:34] [SPEAKER_01]: name okay I looked it up it has become

[00:49:36] [SPEAKER_01]: a spanish name but it's actually I

[00:49:37] [SPEAKER_03]: think like Dutch in Oregon alright so

[00:49:38] [SPEAKER_03]: that's fine but I mean nonetheless it

[00:49:41] [SPEAKER_03]: is weird because John Lee was almost

[00:49:42] [SPEAKER_03]: kid is called Jess and that is the

[00:49:44] [SPEAKER_03]: name of Zoe Deschanel's character on

[00:49:46] [SPEAKER_03]: New Girl once again this is something

[00:49:47] [SPEAKER_03]: I can't play in the movie for but

[00:49:49] [SPEAKER_03]: it's very confusing now but when

[00:49:50] [SPEAKER_01]: we're on season six of a TV show

[00:49:52] [SPEAKER_01]: that I still watch five that I still

[00:49:54] [SPEAKER_01]: watch regularly where the theme song

[00:49:56] [SPEAKER_01]: is it's Jess and like you associate

[00:50:00] [SPEAKER_01]: that name with that face and then this

[00:50:02] [SPEAKER_01]: movie you have Zoe Deschanel calling

[00:50:03] [SPEAKER_01]: someone else Jess the entire time I

[00:50:05] [SPEAKER_01]: like could not keep I know couldn't keep

[00:50:08] [SPEAKER_03]: any of it in my head no not at all but

[00:50:10] [SPEAKER_03]: let's just be let's yeah so show up at

[00:50:12] [SPEAKER_03]: the train station like it's almost like

[00:50:14] [SPEAKER_03]: Shyamalan bad writer style uh-huh

[00:50:17] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah he's like oh and just in case you

[00:50:20] [SPEAKER_03]: didn't know this Mark Wahlberg you're

[00:50:21] [SPEAKER_03]: you having marital difficulties right

[00:50:23] [SPEAKER_03]: right and Mark Wahlberg's like yeah

[00:50:24] [SPEAKER_01]: alright you know freaking out about

[00:50:28] [SPEAKER_01]: it she doesn't you know gets the phone

[00:50:30] [SPEAKER_01]: call from Joey doesn't want to deal with

[00:50:31] [SPEAKER_01]: it Wahlberg's like we gotta go they go

[00:50:33] [SPEAKER_01]: the train station like it's almost like

[00:50:34] [SPEAKER_01]: hey I'm really glad he showed up and

[00:50:37] [SPEAKER_01]: she's like what are you talking about

[00:50:38] [SPEAKER_01]: he's like well I know you guys had a

[00:50:39] [SPEAKER_01]: fight but I'm glad even though you had

[00:50:40] [SPEAKER_01]: a fight last night you decide to show

[00:50:42] [SPEAKER_01]: up here at the train station and it's

[00:50:43] [SPEAKER_01]: like fucking Johnny legs like shut up

[00:50:45] [SPEAKER_01]: for five seconds ending like we're

[00:50:47] [SPEAKER_01]: talking about yeah you want statistic

[00:50:49] [SPEAKER_01]: 40% of fights result in someone not

[00:50:51] [SPEAKER_01]: showing up to the train station the

[00:50:53] [SPEAKER_01]: next morning and then she's like can I

[00:50:55] [SPEAKER_01]: talk to you for a second pulls

[00:50:56] [SPEAKER_01]: Wahlberg aside it's like why do you tell

[00:50:58] [SPEAKER_01]: me I don't know fucking honey bees are

[00:50:59] [SPEAKER_01]: dying whole thing is going on and she's

[00:51:01] [SPEAKER_01]: like okay I'm gonna not sit next to you

[00:51:03] [SPEAKER_01]: on the train and then she walks up to

[00:51:05] [SPEAKER_01]: leg as I'm when she's like um I should

[00:51:07] [SPEAKER_01]: just get on the train now because we're

[00:51:09] [SPEAKER_01]: not gonna sit next to each other

[00:51:10] [SPEAKER_01]: anyway right and easy have all the

[00:51:13] [SPEAKER_03]: chemistry yeah like people who've been

[00:51:15] [SPEAKER_03]: on one Tinder day like they have no

[00:51:16] [SPEAKER_03]: chemistry at all

[00:51:18] [SPEAKER_03]: you're talking Wahlberg and Siddish

[00:51:20] [SPEAKER_03]: know obviously like was how I can I

[00:51:23] [SPEAKER_01]: tell you why I think it's secretly

[00:51:24] [SPEAKER_01]: a really good performance not can I

[00:51:26] [SPEAKER_01]: tell you why yes I can tell you it's not

[00:51:28] [SPEAKER_01]: though because I think she's playing

[00:51:30] [SPEAKER_01]: someone I think they are a couple who

[00:51:33] [SPEAKER_01]: never should have been married in the

[00:51:34] [SPEAKER_01]: first place doesn't make any sense I

[00:51:36] [SPEAKER_01]: think whereas most drama and films are

[00:51:38] [SPEAKER_01]: someone trying to save their marriage

[00:51:39] [SPEAKER_01]: this film is like these two people

[00:51:41] [SPEAKER_01]: liked each other enough that they

[00:51:43] [SPEAKER_01]: thought it was a good idea to get

[00:51:44] [SPEAKER_01]: married now they realize they have

[00:51:45] [SPEAKER_01]: nothing in common but they find that

[00:51:49] [SPEAKER_01]: they love each other I'm ignoring the

[00:51:50] [SPEAKER_03]: ending of the film your argument is

[00:51:52] [SPEAKER_03]: false because they don't even have any

[00:51:54] [SPEAKER_03]: like knowledge of each other that's

[00:51:56] [SPEAKER_01]: what's so weird about the movie I think

[00:51:57] [SPEAKER_01]: she's like a manic pixie dream girl that

[00:51:59] [SPEAKER_01]: he fetishized and now he's like

[00:52:00] [SPEAKER_01]: domesticated her and he finds her boring

[00:52:02] [SPEAKER_03]: now you're reading way too much into

[00:52:03] [SPEAKER_03]: this way too much into zoe dish probably

[00:52:05] [SPEAKER_03]: I'm just trying to find something in

[00:52:06] [SPEAKER_03]: this fucking movie is lost at sea and

[00:52:09] [SPEAKER_03]: like maybe that's because shaman's not

[00:52:11] [SPEAKER_03]: great director of actors character

[00:52:13] [SPEAKER_03]: character I mean characters not come

[00:52:15] [SPEAKER_03]: on the characters basically the

[00:52:18] [SPEAKER_03]: characters arc in the story for

[00:52:20] [SPEAKER_03]: performance is you know she was

[00:52:22] [SPEAKER_03]: feeling a bit touchy about the

[00:52:24] [SPEAKER_03]: marriage she had like a not even

[00:52:25] [SPEAKER_03]: a dalliance but like she entertained

[00:52:27] [SPEAKER_02]: a dalliance went on a date to her

[00:52:29] [SPEAKER_02]: credit I'll say this what she is what

[00:52:31] [SPEAKER_02]: successful about the performance is as

[00:52:34] [SPEAKER_02]: being on the receiving end of like

[00:52:37] [SPEAKER_02]: having issues with the girlfriend I

[00:52:40] [SPEAKER_02]: could not tell you what was going on

[00:52:42] [SPEAKER_02]: in her head

[00:52:44] [SPEAKER_02]: she's just she's a close book yeah

[00:52:46] [SPEAKER_02]: I have no idea you can't figure out

[00:52:48] [SPEAKER_02]: there's that yeah maybe she's just

[00:52:50] [SPEAKER_03]: supposed to be 100% inscrutable

[00:52:53] [SPEAKER_03]: but yeah I don't think so because the

[00:52:55] [SPEAKER_03]: movie yeah it's like she's had this

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_03]: dalliance

[00:52:57] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah confesses it right early early

[00:53:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and then that's kind of they just kind

[00:53:03] [SPEAKER_03]: of figure out in there it's better

[00:53:05] [SPEAKER_03]: a little bit I mean I don't see that

[00:53:07] [SPEAKER_03]: happy by the end of it I wish I was

[00:53:08] [SPEAKER_03]: this doesn't have there's a lot to

[00:53:10] [SPEAKER_03]: this movie no I think it's his worst

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_03]: film

[00:53:12] [SPEAKER_03]: I mean I mean lady in the water is I

[00:53:15] [SPEAKER_03]: haven't seen the last year but it's

[00:53:17] [SPEAKER_03]: probably worse than this but I mean

[00:53:18] [SPEAKER_03]: oh yeah but you know I mean but the

[00:53:21] [SPEAKER_03]: thing about it is like it's actually

[00:53:22] [SPEAKER_03]: not as bad as lady in the water but

[00:53:23] [SPEAKER_03]: it's just such a struggle for movie like

[00:53:26] [SPEAKER_03]: after those opening scenes it's just

[00:53:27] [SPEAKER_01]: coming what he said in interviews that

[00:53:29] [SPEAKER_01]: his goal was to make the best be

[00:53:30] [SPEAKER_01]: movie out that's just horseshock okay

[00:53:32] [SPEAKER_01]: now this is what I don't like about

[00:53:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that sort of thinking right it's him

[00:53:35] [SPEAKER_01]: saying like oh my goal is just to make

[00:53:38] [SPEAKER_01]: the best bad movie of all time and

[00:53:39] [SPEAKER_01]: if you don't get that you think

[00:53:40] [SPEAKER_01]: it's bad than your stupid because

[00:53:41] [SPEAKER_01]: you understand I'm trying to be bad

[00:53:42] [SPEAKER_01]: on purpose

[00:53:43] [SPEAKER_01]: like which my theory is fucking don't

[00:53:46] [SPEAKER_01]: run a race with your legs tied

[00:53:48] [SPEAKER_01]: together like if you can fucking

[00:53:50] [SPEAKER_01]: direct a movie make the best movie you

[00:53:51] [SPEAKER_03]: can doing that no but he's not doing

[00:53:53] [SPEAKER_03]: that that's just some shit you say in

[00:53:55] [SPEAKER_03]: an interview yeah like oh this is be

[00:53:56] [SPEAKER_03]: movie he also compared this movie to

[00:53:58] [SPEAKER_03]: the birds and invasion of the body

[00:54:00] [SPEAKER_03]: snatchers which are two of the most

[00:54:01] [SPEAKER_03]: famous suspense films ever fucking

[00:54:03] [SPEAKER_01]: movies are people are playing at the

[00:54:04] [SPEAKER_01]: top of the intelligence they're not

[00:54:06] [SPEAKER_03]: be movies are a movie what a B movie

[00:54:08] [SPEAKER_03]: is is like a cheap 50s Hollywood type

[00:54:12] [SPEAKER_03]: movie like the visit would play like

[00:54:14] [SPEAKER_03]: like the visit yeah that would play

[00:54:16] [SPEAKER_03]: like sort of you know with another

[00:54:17] [SPEAKER_03]: movie kind of short right and was

[00:54:20] [SPEAKER_03]: just kind of you know cheap sexy fun

[00:54:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and was big and loud and over the top

[00:54:23] [SPEAKER_03]: because you were just trying to get

[00:54:24] [SPEAKER_03]: people stay in their seats was made

[00:54:26] [SPEAKER_01]: fast you know it's just like a fun

[00:54:28] [SPEAKER_01]: silly thing but that's the thing

[00:54:29] [SPEAKER_01]: because it was the second movie on a

[00:54:31] [SPEAKER_01]: lineup it's literally a B picture

[00:54:32] [SPEAKER_01]: after a picture you want people to

[00:54:34] [SPEAKER_01]: stay in the theater buy more popcorn

[00:54:35] [SPEAKER_01]: you got big flash you have sex you

[00:54:38] [SPEAKER_01]: have violence you have fun yeah

[00:54:39] [SPEAKER_03]: twist you know and this is like so

[00:54:41] [SPEAKER_03]: it's just this way that people misuse

[00:54:43] [SPEAKER_03]: that term be movie this movie was

[00:54:45] [SPEAKER_03]: made for 50 million bucks it's not a

[00:54:47] [SPEAKER_03]: be movie no against of him saying

[00:54:48] [SPEAKER_01]: the stars people don't get it it's I

[00:54:50] [SPEAKER_01]: pretty much was just trying to make the

[00:54:52] [SPEAKER_01]: best be movie ever and that's what I

[00:54:53] [SPEAKER_01]: did

[00:54:54] [SPEAKER_01]: it's like you can't tell me that you

[00:54:55] [SPEAKER_01]: made the best be movie ever we tell you

[00:54:58] [SPEAKER_01]: that and we have told you that you

[00:54:59] [SPEAKER_01]: did not

[00:54:59] [SPEAKER_01]: it's maybe was trying to say he was

[00:55:01] [SPEAKER_01]: trying to make the best be movie ever

[00:55:02] [SPEAKER_01]: in that it's the best movie in which

[00:55:04] [SPEAKER_01]: the inciting incident is bees dying

[00:55:06] [SPEAKER_01]: but even then I would say that be

[00:55:07] [SPEAKER_01]: movie is better than the happening

[00:55:09] [SPEAKER_01]: they died I think that's why the

[00:55:11] [SPEAKER_01]: controversy is that there the

[00:55:12] [SPEAKER_01]: honey is making them weak so they

[00:55:13] [SPEAKER_01]: sue to get the rights to their

[00:55:15] [SPEAKER_01]: honey back from the people

[00:55:16] [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's the plot of the movie

[00:55:18] [SPEAKER_03]: who was it who told him to make the

[00:55:20] [SPEAKER_03]: movie some me and cats and birds

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah was like

[00:55:22] [SPEAKER_03]: like I think sign for literally just

[00:55:25] [SPEAKER_03]: said the shit to cats and bird a party

[00:55:26] [SPEAKER_03]: cats were was like it's a movie we're

[00:55:28] [SPEAKER_01]: making a movie cats and bird wanted

[00:55:30] [SPEAKER_01]: sign felt to do an animated movie

[00:55:31] [SPEAKER_01]: and he was like Jerry come on you

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_01]: gotta do an M.M.

[00:55:33] [SPEAKER_01]: movie is like I don't have any ideas

[00:55:35] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's like just cast on you must

[00:55:37] [SPEAKER_01]: have some idea he's like well I

[00:55:39] [SPEAKER_01]: thought it'd be funny if you call

[00:55:40] [SPEAKER_01]: the movie baby boy and had Bayes in

[00:55:41] [SPEAKER_01]: it he's a green light done

[00:55:43] [SPEAKER_01]: like that was the story he just

[00:55:45] [SPEAKER_01]: wanted us Seinfeld movies so badly

[00:55:48] [SPEAKER_01]: anyway anyway so

[00:55:51] [SPEAKER_03]: but let's get let's get through the

[00:55:52] [SPEAKER_03]: plot of the happening okay they get

[00:55:54] [SPEAKER_03]: on a train on a train for a little bit

[00:55:56] [SPEAKER_03]: the train stops we lost communication

[00:55:57] [SPEAKER_03]: in the middle of nowhere and the

[00:55:59] [SPEAKER_03]: others is kind of good scene where

[00:56:01] [SPEAKER_03]: Walberg is like why'd you stop

[00:56:02] [SPEAKER_03]: what's the matter and all the train

[00:56:04] [SPEAKER_03]: conductors are together with their

[00:56:06] [SPEAKER_03]: hats and eventually they meant like

[00:56:07] [SPEAKER_03]: we there's no contact with the

[00:56:09] [SPEAKER_03]: outside world and mark Walberg says

[00:56:11] [SPEAKER_01]: with whom because we lost contact

[00:56:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and goes with home with everyone

[00:56:16] [SPEAKER_01]: the whole world so with home

[00:56:20] [SPEAKER_03]: at this point John like was on was

[00:56:23] [SPEAKER_03]: really worried about his wife I

[00:56:25] [SPEAKER_03]: believe yes so he decides to go

[00:56:28] [SPEAKER_03]: off in search of her like kind of

[00:56:30] [SPEAKER_03]: into the dangers though right that's

[00:56:32] [SPEAKER_01]: the idea well they go to a diner the

[00:56:34] [SPEAKER_01]: diner gets a news report saying it

[00:56:36] [SPEAKER_01]: spreading across the city that's

[00:56:38] [SPEAKER_03]: is that's where they see the video

[00:56:39] [SPEAKER_03]: on their phone of a guy getting

[00:56:40] [SPEAKER_03]: ripped to shreds at a zoo he

[00:56:42] [SPEAKER_01]: walks into a lion's cage and he

[00:56:43] [SPEAKER_01]: holds one of the worst scenes it's

[00:56:45] [SPEAKER_01]: the worst version of he's trying to

[00:56:47] [SPEAKER_01]: remake the birthday party scene from

[00:56:48] [SPEAKER_01]: signs I know like you're watching the

[00:56:50] [SPEAKER_01]: video and you can't really see what's

[00:56:51] [SPEAKER_01]: going on but then like it's like oh

[00:56:53] [SPEAKER_01]: you're behind someone's head and then

[00:56:54] [SPEAKER_01]: when you can see it's just a guy

[00:56:55] [SPEAKER_01]: walking around with like a bloody

[00:56:57] [SPEAKER_01]: stump that looks like a fucking

[00:56:59] [SPEAKER_01]: SNL schedule looks like that the Phil

[00:57:00] [SPEAKER_01]: Hartman as the weightlifter you know

[00:57:03] [SPEAKER_01]: saying where his arms fall off and

[00:57:04] [SPEAKER_01]: it's just like ketchup shooting out

[00:57:05] [SPEAKER_03]: the other thing that doesn't make

[00:57:07] [SPEAKER_03]: sense is the birthday party

[00:57:10] [SPEAKER_03]: scene in science is shot exactly as

[00:57:12] [SPEAKER_03]: that would be shot yeah where it's like

[00:57:14] [SPEAKER_03]: kind of panicked this someone is

[00:57:15] [SPEAKER_03]: watching someone get torn to pieces

[00:57:18] [SPEAKER_03]: by a fucking animal yeah and it's just

[00:57:20] [SPEAKER_03]: holding their camera steady right on

[00:57:22] [SPEAKER_01]: but there's one moment where the

[00:57:23] [SPEAKER_01]: camera goes down for a little bit

[00:57:25] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's like oh my god oh my god

[00:57:26] [SPEAKER_01]: and then he lifts it back up again

[00:57:27] [SPEAKER_01]: right just to kind of make the

[00:57:29] [SPEAKER_01]: transition between violence yeah yeah

[00:57:31] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah yeah it's it's crappy it's

[00:57:33] [SPEAKER_03]: terrible and like this point the

[00:57:35] [SPEAKER_01]: movie sucks yeah right we agree yeah

[00:57:37] [SPEAKER_01]: like it's almost sees it spreading

[00:57:38] [SPEAKER_01]: to Princeton which is where his wife

[00:57:39] [SPEAKER_01]: is the owner of the diner is like

[00:57:41] [SPEAKER_01]: we all got to get out of here the

[00:57:42] [SPEAKER_01]: electricity goes out at the diner

[00:57:44] [SPEAKER_01]: suddenly yeah so they all start

[00:57:46] [SPEAKER_01]: trying to hitch rides alright so here's

[00:57:48] [SPEAKER_03]: here that's what I was getting to yeah

[00:57:50] [SPEAKER_03]: like was on my decides to go into the

[00:57:52] [SPEAKER_03]: dangers now like once again a prince

[00:57:54] [SPEAKER_03]: and get us why not run away go in

[00:57:56] [SPEAKER_03]: right with a bunch of people who are

[00:57:57] [SPEAKER_03]: in like a Jeep yeah and and it's

[00:58:00] [SPEAKER_03]: and it's like my daughter he gives

[00:58:02] [SPEAKER_03]: Walberg his daughter yeah it's a

[00:58:04] [SPEAKER_01]: disastrous decision they go in a car

[00:58:06] [SPEAKER_01]: with Frank Colson who's a great

[00:58:07] [SPEAKER_03]: character Frank Colson who was in

[00:58:09] [SPEAKER_01]: the village yes he plays a plant

[00:58:11] [SPEAKER_01]: nursery owner which he explains the

[00:58:12] [SPEAKER_01]: second he starts talking hey my wife

[00:58:15] [SPEAKER_01]: and I have a car we have extra seats

[00:58:16] [SPEAKER_01]: we run a plant nursery we just got to

[00:58:18] [SPEAKER_01]: go back and get some plants but if you

[00:58:19] [SPEAKER_01]: want to come with us as we go get the

[00:58:20] [SPEAKER_01]: plants you can come with us like he

[00:58:22] [SPEAKER_01]: just immediately outlines everything

[00:58:24] [SPEAKER_01]: you need to know about him for the

[00:58:26] [SPEAKER_03]: sake of the pot he does and Frank

[00:58:28] [SPEAKER_03]: Colson's weird-looking yeah and this

[00:58:31] [SPEAKER_03]: movie makes him more weird-looking

[00:58:32] [SPEAKER_03]: he's got like a beard and shit and

[00:58:33] [SPEAKER_03]: so I think you're watching and thinking

[00:58:35] [SPEAKER_03]: like oh this guy's trouble he's gonna

[00:58:37] [SPEAKER_03]: be the Crete no no no no not at all but

[00:58:40] [SPEAKER_03]: whatever but it doesn't even feel like

[00:58:42] [SPEAKER_01]: it was a conscious red herring it feels

[00:58:43] [SPEAKER_01]: like Shyamalan didn't realize that the

[00:58:45] [SPEAKER_01]: way he positioned him in the movie would

[00:58:47] [SPEAKER_01]: scare people would make them a nerve

[00:58:49] [SPEAKER_03]: it's hard to know but anyway

[00:58:50] [SPEAKER_03]: Walberg Deschanel daughter daughter

[00:58:54] [SPEAKER_03]: Jess who's played by Ashlyn

[00:58:56] [SPEAKER_03]: Sanchez yeah they get in a car with

[00:58:59] [SPEAKER_03]: plant nursery people to go like

[00:59:01] [SPEAKER_03]: further west and now they just have a

[00:59:03] [SPEAKER_01]: daughter they have his best friend's

[00:59:05] [SPEAKER_01]: daughter and there's this scene

[00:59:07] [SPEAKER_01]: Ashlyn Sanchez but it's a little girl

[00:59:09] [SPEAKER_03]: from crash that's the other oh really

[00:59:10] [SPEAKER_01]: she's in yeah which is Michael Pena's

[00:59:12] [SPEAKER_01]: daughter yeah she's in the best you

[00:59:14] [SPEAKER_01]: know yeah very good and I believe she

[00:59:15] [SPEAKER_03]: played one of smith's kids in the

[00:59:17] [SPEAKER_03]: West Wing you know smith's nice a

[00:59:20] [SPEAKER_03]: pro podcast yeah I know about smiths

[00:59:22] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah definitely yeah smith smiths so

[00:59:26] [SPEAKER_03]: where I'm totally lost my train of

[00:59:27] [SPEAKER_03]: thought this movie so boring

[00:59:28] [SPEAKER_03]: um oh yeah they just go no no there's

[00:59:30] [SPEAKER_03]: that scene where like was almost like

[00:59:32] [SPEAKER_03]: tell you statistics right that's my

[00:59:34] [SPEAKER_03]: favorite scene the entire film such a

[00:59:35] [SPEAKER_01]: weird they drive into Princeton and

[00:59:38] [SPEAKER_01]: they're like why are these cars parked

[00:59:40] [SPEAKER_01]: in the side of the road where these

[00:59:41] [SPEAKER_01]: ladders and they look and all the like

[00:59:43] [SPEAKER_01]: the fucking like like what I don't know

[00:59:47] [SPEAKER_01]: all these guys have just hung

[00:59:48] [SPEAKER_01]: themselves with like hoses from the

[00:59:51] [SPEAKER_03]: tree it makes no sense because they

[00:59:52] [SPEAKER_03]: are like 40 feet off the ground

[00:59:54] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like how the fuck did they get

[00:59:55] [SPEAKER_03]: up on those trees but that will all

[00:59:57] [SPEAKER_01]: the ladders are there is the idea

[00:59:58] [SPEAKER_01]: there's supposed to be repairmen

[00:59:59] [SPEAKER_01]: alright so I got a landscaper their

[01:00:00] [SPEAKER_01]: landscape or whatever it's a bunch of

[01:00:02] [SPEAKER_01]: trimming there's a bunch of trucks and

[01:00:04] [SPEAKER_01]: then their bunch of ladders as they

[01:00:06] [SPEAKER_01]: drive further they see all these guys

[01:00:07] [SPEAKER_03]: hung up by the hoses I mean it's kind of

[01:00:09] [SPEAKER_03]: scary he's got some good images

[01:00:10] [SPEAKER_03]: you know he kind of did that in the

[01:00:12] [SPEAKER_03]: sixth sense yeah he already did the

[01:00:14] [SPEAKER_03]: like hanging people yeah yeah I don't

[01:00:16] [SPEAKER_03]: know like it's fine though hanging is

[01:00:18] [SPEAKER_03]: creepy that always is always crazy

[01:00:20] [SPEAKER_03]: so it's a creepy image so there's a

[01:00:21] [SPEAKER_03]: teenage girl in the car and she's

[01:00:23] [SPEAKER_01]: freaking out her parents who are in the

[01:00:25] [SPEAKER_01]: car with her doing nothing to calm

[01:00:26] [SPEAKER_01]: her down and leg is on my from

[01:00:27] [SPEAKER_01]: shotgun turns around and is like you

[01:00:30] [SPEAKER_01]: know calm people down statistics let me

[01:00:32] [SPEAKER_01]: tell you some statistics and then like

[01:00:34] [SPEAKER_01]: gives them this isn't okay scene and

[01:00:35] [SPEAKER_01]: then he does the game with the with the

[01:00:37] [SPEAKER_01]: dollar because if I give you a penny

[01:00:38] [SPEAKER_01]: the first day of the month and every day

[01:00:40] [SPEAKER_01]: I double it how much money do you have by

[01:00:42] [SPEAKER_01]: the end of the month and she's like oh my

[01:00:44] [SPEAKER_01]: god I don't like that people and he's

[01:00:45] [SPEAKER_01]: like just focus just focus work on the

[01:00:47] [SPEAKER_01]: question math calms people down people

[01:00:49] [SPEAKER_01]: like numbers and she's like the wrong

[01:00:51] [SPEAKER_02]: answer but they're also cutting to

[01:00:53] [SPEAKER_02]: that shot of the yeah what he notices

[01:00:55] [SPEAKER_01]: that I mean good idea by the way

[01:00:57] [SPEAKER_01]: guys the windows are trying to stuff

[01:00:59] [SPEAKER_01]: the windows of clothing they drove

[01:01:00] [SPEAKER_03]: it's an airborne disease and they drove

[01:01:03] [SPEAKER_03]: in a fabric Jeep like you know like

[01:01:06] [SPEAKER_03]: come on yeah like fucking Jeep Wrangler

[01:01:09] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and yeah he notices a tear in the

[01:01:11] [SPEAKER_03]: roof and so going with it I don't

[01:01:14] [SPEAKER_03]: understand what he's over but that

[01:01:16] [SPEAKER_03]: was trying to chill her out yeah well

[01:01:18] [SPEAKER_03]: but the thing the thing that is both

[01:01:20] [SPEAKER_03]: good and bad about the gimmick is like

[01:01:23] [SPEAKER_03]: it doesn't you know when attacks each

[01:01:25] [SPEAKER_03]: other that's like the central thing you

[01:01:27] [SPEAKER_03]: kill yourself right which is kind of a

[01:01:29] [SPEAKER_03]: problem in this movie because it means

[01:01:31] [SPEAKER_03]: that there's no like threat the only

[01:01:33] [SPEAKER_03]: threat is wind yeah so like it's not like

[01:01:36] [SPEAKER_03]: you can be like worried like oh

[01:01:38] [SPEAKER_03]: Deschanel's gonna get away for this and

[01:01:40] [SPEAKER_03]: turn on me but it is also kind of cool

[01:01:43] [SPEAKER_03]: that that doesn't like it it's but it

[01:01:45] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't work I mean it mow it events

[01:01:46] [SPEAKER_01]: ends up hollow I mean it's not even

[01:01:48] [SPEAKER_01]: out that worth going through the rest

[01:01:50] [SPEAKER_01]: of the film will go through a couple

[01:01:51] [SPEAKER_01]: key details this is the big thing

[01:01:53] [SPEAKER_01]: what you brought up that I want to

[01:01:54] [SPEAKER_01]: talk about about why this move is

[01:01:55] [SPEAKER_01]: kind of like fundamentally dramatically

[01:01:56] [SPEAKER_01]: inert with the way it's set up but

[01:01:58] [SPEAKER_01]: I just have to read this reminder to be

[01:01:59] [SPEAKER_01]: trivia the exact answer to Julian's

[01:02:01] [SPEAKER_01]: math riddle with the average month having

[01:02:03] [SPEAKER_01]: 30 days is ten million dollars seven

[01:02:06] [SPEAKER_01]: hundred thirty seven thousand four hundred

[01:02:07] [SPEAKER_01]: eighteen twenty three cents the answer is

[01:02:09] [SPEAKER_01]: not ten million seven hundred thirty

[01:02:11] [SPEAKER_01]: seven thousand four hundred literally

[01:02:12] [SPEAKER_01]: no one knows you're just really in is

[01:02:14] [SPEAKER_01]: asking about the total sum of the

[01:02:15] [SPEAKER_01]: amounts from all days and every amount

[01:02:17] [SPEAKER_01]: I'm taking your phone even number

[01:02:19] [SPEAKER_01]: except the amount on the first day

[01:02:20] [SPEAKER_01]: one cent therefore the total sum must

[01:02:22] [SPEAKER_01]: be an odd number of cents in addition

[01:02:23] [SPEAKER_01]: when the month of question is 31

[01:02:25] [SPEAKER_01]: days then 10 million seven hundred

[01:02:26] [SPEAKER_01]: thirty seven thousand four hundred and

[01:02:27] [SPEAKER_01]: eighteen dollars twenty four cents will

[01:02:29] [SPEAKER_01]: be amount the 31st day in this total

[01:02:30] [SPEAKER_01]: sum after 31 days would be take a guess

[01:02:33] [SPEAKER_03]: I don't care are you gonna cut this out

[01:02:35] [SPEAKER_03]: 21 million four hundred seventy four

[01:02:36] [SPEAKER_03]: thousand eight hundred thirty six

[01:02:38] [SPEAKER_03]: dollars forty seven cents I think I

[01:02:39] [SPEAKER_03]: Ben please cut that out I just dropped

[01:02:41] [SPEAKER_01]: the phone no that's in a hundred

[01:02:42] [SPEAKER_01]: percent that was really that's in a

[01:02:43] [SPEAKER_01]: hundred percent people wouldn't like

[01:02:45] [SPEAKER_01]: people will love it but anyway

[01:02:47] [SPEAKER_01]: let's move on okay so movies like this

[01:02:50] [SPEAKER_01]: where the threat is a force in it is

[01:02:53] [SPEAKER_01]: in let it out it's no yes it's where

[01:02:57] [SPEAKER_03]: the day the day after tomorrow I'd come

[01:02:59] [SPEAKER_03]: out a couple years was 2004

[01:03:01] [SPEAKER_03]: was four years earlier right before

[01:03:03] [SPEAKER_03]: right yes and that's the movie where

[01:03:04] [SPEAKER_03]: people outrun frost yes like ice

[01:03:08] [SPEAKER_03]: right some cold movies like this where

[01:03:11] [SPEAKER_01]: there is some sort of attack that is

[01:03:12] [SPEAKER_01]: threatening humanity but is a natural

[01:03:14] [SPEAKER_01]: occurrence it is hard if it's not like

[01:03:16] [SPEAKER_01]: an alien there's not like a fucking

[01:03:18] [SPEAKER_01]: like manifestation you know like a

[01:03:20] [SPEAKER_01]: physicalization of the enemy that you

[01:03:22] [SPEAKER_01]: can conquer there's not a way to

[01:03:24] [SPEAKER_01]: reverse the effects because it always

[01:03:26] [SPEAKER_01]: just is like well I can't believe that

[01:03:28] [SPEAKER_01]: this guy could stop this and if it just

[01:03:30] [SPEAKER_01]: stops suddenly then it feels like a

[01:03:32] [SPEAKER_01]: cheat like what do you do so the movie

[01:03:34] [SPEAKER_01]: just becomes them trying to outrun it

[01:03:35] [SPEAKER_01]: it takes so long cuz fucking what's

[01:03:38] [SPEAKER_01]: his name colison Frank Colson early in

[01:03:40] [SPEAKER_01]: the film is like you know plans to

[01:03:41] [SPEAKER_01]: talk to each other yeah plants like

[01:03:43] [SPEAKER_03]: he's got info don't worry yeah this

[01:03:45] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of what's happening and they go

[01:03:47] [SPEAKER_03]: it's some sort of natural reaction from

[01:03:48] [SPEAKER_03]: plants like plants can they're

[01:03:50] [SPEAKER_01]: fighting back they don't like how we

[01:03:51] [SPEAKER_01]: treated us they can talk to each other

[01:03:53] [SPEAKER_03]: this and that you know this I should say

[01:03:55] [SPEAKER_03]: one problem with this movie is that it's

[01:03:58] [SPEAKER_03]: guy guess it's an environmental movie

[01:03:59] [SPEAKER_03]: but there's no like other

[01:04:00] [SPEAKER_03]: environmental message to it it's not

[01:04:02] [SPEAKER_03]: like we see like construction sites

[01:04:04] [SPEAKER_03]: right or like logging or yeah it's just

[01:04:07] [SPEAKER_02]: sort of like a representative for the

[01:04:09] [SPEAKER_02]: plants right you are talking and

[01:04:11] [SPEAKER_02]: addressing he might say like yeah I

[01:04:13] [SPEAKER_03]: speak for the trees yeah you might say

[01:04:15] [SPEAKER_01]: that yeah I and then he kicks himself

[01:04:17] [SPEAKER_03]: in the butt goes over there and he

[01:04:18] [SPEAKER_03]: could be played by like former M. Night

[01:04:20] [SPEAKER_03]: Shaman cast member tova felcha yes you

[01:04:23] [SPEAKER_03]: know right like I mean if anyone's

[01:04:25] [SPEAKER_03]: listen to the happening at Lady in the

[01:04:26] [SPEAKER_03]: Water episode you know it almost feels

[01:04:28] [SPEAKER_01]: like this film was inspired by his

[01:04:29] [SPEAKER_01]: conversations with tova felcha and then

[01:04:31] [SPEAKER_01]: he completely misinterpreted everything

[01:04:33] [SPEAKER_03]: he's inspired he listened to the

[01:04:35] [SPEAKER_03]: episode about Lady in the water in

[01:04:37] [SPEAKER_03]: the future in the trial back in time

[01:04:38] [SPEAKER_01]: was like you know what's gonna work

[01:04:40] [SPEAKER_01]: this is short but I have to throw

[01:04:42] [SPEAKER_01]: another indb fact because it makes as

[01:04:43] [SPEAKER_01]: much sense as what you just said

[01:04:44] [SPEAKER_03]: you totally throw this out and we're

[01:04:47] [SPEAKER_03]: totally cutting the other thing that

[01:04:48] [SPEAKER_03]: you did and 100 both of them are 100%

[01:04:51] [SPEAKER_01]: in towards the end of the movie I'ma

[01:04:53] [SPEAKER_01]: put something in Jess's backpack the

[01:04:54] [SPEAKER_01]: backpack has a picture from avatar the

[01:04:56] [SPEAKER_01]: last airbender okay on the next scene

[01:04:59] [SPEAKER_01]: just boards a school bus with the

[01:05:01] [SPEAKER_01]: number 2010 on its hood this is an

[01:05:03] [SPEAKER_01]: illusion to the last airbender which

[01:05:05] [SPEAKER_01]: was released in 2010 and also directed

[01:05:06] [SPEAKER_01]: by a night shamblon so this person is

[01:05:09] [SPEAKER_01]: saying that he put the year of the

[01:05:12] [SPEAKER_01]: movie and the cartoon show that the

[01:05:15] [SPEAKER_01]: movie was based off of in the movie

[01:05:16] [SPEAKER_01]: even though he had not yet decided to

[01:05:18] [SPEAKER_01]: make that movie that he was calling his

[01:05:21] [SPEAKER_01]: shots Babe Ruth style and was like I'm

[01:05:24] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna put a reference like he went into

[01:05:26] [SPEAKER_01]: the future then jumped into the past

[01:05:28] [SPEAKER_01]: was like em night you should put 2010

[01:05:29] [SPEAKER_01]: on this hood because then it's gonna

[01:05:30] [SPEAKER_01]: work his knees straight for something

[01:05:31] [SPEAKER_01]: I haven't done yet you're cutting

[01:05:33] [SPEAKER_01]: that too right then it's a little

[01:05:37] [SPEAKER_01]: spooky right it's yeah well or the

[01:05:40] [SPEAKER_01]: indb trivia person said dummy yeah

[01:05:42] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah this is a thing I don't think we

[01:05:44] [SPEAKER_03]: should really rely on our duty for

[01:05:45] [SPEAKER_03]: you too much because anyone can

[01:05:46] [SPEAKER_02]: submit that shit although sometimes I

[01:05:48] [SPEAKER_02]: say things to people so it forces me

[01:05:50] [SPEAKER_02]: to do it yeah you know what I mean you're

[01:05:53] [SPEAKER_02]: saying it was like a like a vision board

[01:05:55] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah he made a vision board in this

[01:05:57] [SPEAKER_01]: movie so that he could someday direct a

[01:05:58] [SPEAKER_01]: last airbender movie okay day after

[01:06:00] [SPEAKER_01]: tomorrow which I enjoy I think is

[01:06:03] [SPEAKER_01]: actually like it's all right budget

[01:06:06] [SPEAKER_03]: be moved that's brought easy about

[01:06:08] [SPEAKER_03]: the environment that actually at least

[01:06:10] [SPEAKER_03]: like tries to be about like the

[01:06:12] [SPEAKER_03]: environment and like climate change

[01:06:14] [SPEAKER_03]: not good at it or a little like a

[01:06:16] [SPEAKER_01]: sort of yeah over the head but also

[01:06:18] [SPEAKER_03]: this movie is just him being like a

[01:06:19] [SPEAKER_03]: climate change that'd make the trees

[01:06:21] [SPEAKER_03]: mad it's not thematically tied into the

[01:06:23] [SPEAKER_01]: phone at all it's not hit upon as a

[01:06:24] [SPEAKER_01]: thing whatsoever but the other thing

[01:06:26] [SPEAKER_01]: what day after tomorrow is the way they

[01:06:27] [SPEAKER_01]: get around this thing is it's like okay

[01:06:28] [SPEAKER_01]: you can't beat the world right nature

[01:06:31] [SPEAKER_01]: if it's gonna attack is gonna attack

[01:06:32] [SPEAKER_01]: there's no way to beat it there's

[01:06:33] [SPEAKER_01]: not an alien chief that you can take

[01:06:35] [SPEAKER_01]: you right so what is the part of the

[01:06:37] [SPEAKER_01]: air on fire the Suns in New York

[01:06:39] [SPEAKER_01]: the dads in DC the movie is time to

[01:06:41] [SPEAKER_01]: take me more yeah it's then finding

[01:06:43] [SPEAKER_01]: someone has to get to someone else

[01:06:45] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah no the good thing about the day

[01:06:46] [SPEAKER_03]: after tomorrow is that the world ends

[01:06:47] [SPEAKER_03]: right but there's an emotional climax

[01:06:49] [SPEAKER_03]: to them reuniting which means there's a

[01:06:51] [SPEAKER_01]: thing you can latch on to and like

[01:06:53] [SPEAKER_01]: follow and there's a goal that can be

[01:06:55] [SPEAKER_01]: achieved they can't beat nature but

[01:06:57] [SPEAKER_01]: like the guy can it can find his son

[01:07:00] [SPEAKER_01]: again and hug him and then we'll feel

[01:07:01] [SPEAKER_01]: some sort of catharsis at the end of

[01:07:03] [SPEAKER_01]: the movie this movie is a guy and

[01:07:04] [SPEAKER_01]: his wife who don't really like each

[01:07:06] [SPEAKER_01]: other anymore who should have never

[01:07:07] [SPEAKER_01]: gotten married in the first place

[01:07:08] [SPEAKER_01]: on the run at minute 40 a guy

[01:07:11] [SPEAKER_01]: explains them everything that's going

[01:07:12] [SPEAKER_01]: on they go that's dumb and you're an

[01:07:14] [SPEAKER_01]: idiot fuck you and then go on with

[01:07:16] [SPEAKER_01]: their way 20 minutes later when his

[01:07:18] [SPEAKER_01]: theory is proven completely correct

[01:07:19] [SPEAKER_01]: they're like that guy still dumb

[01:07:21] [SPEAKER_01]: maybe he's right probably not he's

[01:07:23] [SPEAKER_03]: crazy out in i think the scene that

[01:07:25] [SPEAKER_03]: people mock the most which is them

[01:07:27] [SPEAKER_03]: like out running just like wind yeah

[01:07:29] [SPEAKER_03]: like they're in like a hayfield and

[01:07:31] [SPEAKER_03]: they sort of see the wind approaching

[01:07:33] [SPEAKER_01]: but see that's like this last scene

[01:07:35] [SPEAKER_01]: i think we should mock because even

[01:07:36] [SPEAKER_01]: it feels corny and i think it's just

[01:07:37] [SPEAKER_01]: because of what the movie's got

[01:07:38] [SPEAKER_01]: that he buckled to mock yeah right

[01:07:40] [SPEAKER_01]: wait a second that's the biggest thing

[01:07:41] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah i also think that's the moment

[01:07:43] [SPEAKER_01]: where the movie's kind of hitting into

[01:07:44] [SPEAKER_01]: something where it's like if you are

[01:07:45] [SPEAKER_01]: going to try to make a b-movie and we're

[01:07:47] [SPEAKER_01]: not talking literally b-movie because

[01:07:48] [SPEAKER_01]: it's a 48 million dollar budget but a

[01:07:50] [SPEAKER_01]: kind of film that's that like broad

[01:07:52] [SPEAKER_01]: right and that that is that pulpy i

[01:07:54] [SPEAKER_01]: wanted to be them out running the

[01:07:56] [SPEAKER_01]: rent like i wanted to be like i don't

[01:07:58] [SPEAKER_03]: like that scene though i like no i

[01:08:00] [SPEAKER_01]: i don't like that scene i like that

[01:08:01] [SPEAKER_03]: idea is like the wind blows over

[01:08:03] [SPEAKER_03]: them nothing happens because they're

[01:08:05] [SPEAKER_03]: small enough group and only a

[01:08:06] [SPEAKER_03]: tech large group and then walbrick

[01:08:07] [SPEAKER_03]: has to be like oh small enough

[01:08:08] [SPEAKER_03]: group think of the vectors like and

[01:08:10] [SPEAKER_03]: we're like oh like it doesn't it doesn't

[01:08:13] [SPEAKER_03]: land at all like that that oh what they

[01:08:15] [SPEAKER_03]: needed to do is be five people or

[01:08:17] [SPEAKER_03]: something you know like feels like

[01:08:18] [SPEAKER_02]: little kids playing a game and they make

[01:08:20] [SPEAKER_03]: up like a new rule and it is but especially

[01:08:22] [SPEAKER_03]: because we just saw of four people in

[01:08:25] [SPEAKER_03]: a car or something kill themselves

[01:08:26] [SPEAKER_03]: right like it the rules don't make a

[01:08:29] [SPEAKER_03]: lot of sense

[01:08:30] [SPEAKER_03]: what are you loading there no there's

[01:08:31] [SPEAKER_01]: a line you're forgetting that's my

[01:08:32] [SPEAKER_01]: favorite other stuff no absolutely not

[01:08:34] [SPEAKER_01]: you're definitely cutting out absolutely

[01:08:36] [SPEAKER_01]: not

[01:08:37] [SPEAKER_01]: there's a line that happens here it's

[01:08:38] [SPEAKER_01]: my favorite line the entire film i

[01:08:39] [SPEAKER_01]: see if i can find a verbatim but i can't

[01:08:41] [SPEAKER_01]: but they're all yelling at him and

[01:08:43] [SPEAKER_03]: they're like it'd be better if you cut

[01:08:44] [SPEAKER_03]: it just because it makes people wonder

[01:08:46] [SPEAKER_03]: what the fuck we're talking about if we

[01:08:47] [SPEAKER_01]: mentioned seven more times i'm in

[01:08:48] [SPEAKER_01]: favor of cutting it just because i think

[01:08:49] [SPEAKER_01]: it'll be funny to not know what it is

[01:08:51] [SPEAKER_01]: but we have to mention seven more

[01:08:52] [SPEAKER_01]: times ben take count that was one out

[01:08:54] [SPEAKER_03]: of the seven times already mentioned a

[01:08:55] [SPEAKER_03]: bunch of times we have to mention it

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: more

[01:08:56] [SPEAKER_01]: um they're all yelling at ellie and

[01:08:59] [SPEAKER_01]: they're like figure it out what's

[01:09:00] [SPEAKER_01]: going on they're hearing gunshots

[01:09:01] [SPEAKER_01]: in the distance from frank callas

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and group

[01:09:02] [SPEAKER_01]: and they're like ellie what's going

[01:09:04] [SPEAKER_01]: on the winds are blowing there in

[01:09:05] [SPEAKER_01]: the middle of a field even though

[01:09:06] [SPEAKER_01]: frank callas and have been like

[01:09:07] [SPEAKER_01]: it's probably the plants they were

[01:09:08] [SPEAKER_01]: let's go out into nature so they're

[01:09:10] [SPEAKER_01]: walking through the fields right and

[01:09:12] [SPEAKER_01]: they're all screaming and the gunshots

[01:09:13] [SPEAKER_01]: are going off and zoey just was crying

[01:09:15] [SPEAKER_01]: she's like we gotta help them we're

[01:09:16] [SPEAKER_01]: like those assholes who watch a crime

[01:09:18] [SPEAKER_01]: happening we can't prevent it he's like

[01:09:19] [SPEAKER_01]: there's nothing to prevent it's already

[01:09:20] [SPEAKER_01]: this and they're like do something

[01:09:21] [SPEAKER_01]: solve something and he's like okay

[01:09:22] [SPEAKER_01]: okay i have to treat this like a

[01:09:24] [SPEAKER_01]: science problem i have to create an

[01:09:26] [SPEAKER_01]: argument camera is like right on his

[01:09:27] [SPEAKER_01]: face right on his face and they're

[01:09:29] [SPEAKER_01]: like do something and he's like give

[01:09:30] [SPEAKER_01]: me a second to calm down i got to

[01:09:31] [SPEAKER_01]: a science experiment he says give

[01:09:32] [SPEAKER_03]: me a second like four times right and

[01:09:34] [SPEAKER_01]: then he says oh come on do some

[01:09:35] [SPEAKER_01]: science douchebag he does he says

[01:09:37] [SPEAKER_01]: the line do some science you douchebag

[01:09:40] [SPEAKER_01]: he does say that that's the best line in

[01:09:42] [SPEAKER_03]: the entire film i guess i don't because i

[01:09:44] [SPEAKER_01]: like i can think of another line it

[01:09:46] [SPEAKER_01]: feels like the one line that acknowledges

[01:09:47] [SPEAKER_01]: that mark wallberg the actor thinks that

[01:09:48] [SPEAKER_01]: science is dorky and you fucking

[01:09:50] [SPEAKER_02]: science douchebag oh so that wasn't in

[01:09:52] [SPEAKER_02]: the script you think that he

[01:09:53] [SPEAKER_02]: he adlib that yeah he was angry

[01:09:55] [SPEAKER_01]: because he couldn't remember his lines

[01:09:57] [SPEAKER_01]: mark what are you supposed to say

[01:09:58] [SPEAKER_01]: right now i don't know do your

[01:10:00] [SPEAKER_01]: science douchebag do some science

[01:10:02] [SPEAKER_01]: douchebag there's another line i

[01:10:05] [SPEAKER_01]: really like which is when they uh when

[01:10:07] [SPEAKER_01]: john legazamo is like my best friend and

[01:10:09] [SPEAKER_01]: his wife who i don't trust

[01:10:11] [SPEAKER_01]: can you please take my daughter as i go

[01:10:13] [SPEAKER_01]: to princeton take my daughter the one

[01:10:15] [SPEAKER_01]: person i care about most in the world

[01:10:16] [SPEAKER_01]: and so i was like okay come with me and

[01:10:18] [SPEAKER_01]: she holds her hand and he goes hey

[01:10:20] [SPEAKER_01]: don't take my daughter's hand unless you

[01:10:21] [SPEAKER_01]: mean it it's weird it's a weird moment

[01:10:24] [SPEAKER_01]: he hates her so much but it's like

[01:10:26] [SPEAKER_01]: but you're also gonna leave her with

[01:10:27] [SPEAKER_01]: her like you want to take care of

[01:10:29] [SPEAKER_03]: her not hold her hand okay so they're

[01:10:30] [SPEAKER_03]: in the field no i'm talking yeah i'm

[01:10:32] [SPEAKER_03]: talking because i want to get back

[01:10:33] [SPEAKER_03]: to this and it's right around this

[01:10:34] [SPEAKER_03]: moment okay there's this drama about

[01:10:36] [SPEAKER_03]: de Shino yeah and like there's this

[01:10:38] [SPEAKER_03]: rift in the marriage yeah then they're

[01:10:40] [SPEAKER_03]: walking and she's like so i had tiramisu

[01:10:42] [SPEAKER_03]: with that night Shyamalan like and and

[01:10:44] [SPEAKER_03]: i just needed to tell you that because i

[01:10:46] [SPEAKER_03]: think we might die and i just want to

[01:10:47] [SPEAKER_03]: tell you i had tiramisu with this guy

[01:10:49] [SPEAKER_03]: joey and nothing happened but i did

[01:10:51] [SPEAKER_03]: it yeah and he's just like why are you

[01:10:54] [SPEAKER_03]: telling me this why are you telling me

[01:10:55] [SPEAKER_03]: this then he has some response that

[01:10:57] [SPEAKER_03]: he makes up he admits is made up i

[01:10:58] [SPEAKER_03]: figure what it is he says he was

[01:11:00] [SPEAKER_01]: at a pharmacy and there was a woman

[01:11:01] [SPEAKER_01]: and he completely and like what's

[01:11:03] [SPEAKER_01]: the word coughs here if he said

[01:11:05] [SPEAKER_03]: necessary cause it's a necessary coughs

[01:11:07] [SPEAKER_03]: here and she's like is that true and he's

[01:11:08] [SPEAKER_03]: like i was expensive i was like 20

[01:11:09] [SPEAKER_03]: and then after that the problem is

[01:11:13] [SPEAKER_03]: salt they just kind of needed to air

[01:11:15] [SPEAKER_03]: that out and then that's it they

[01:11:17] [SPEAKER_01]: still seem happy together they're not

[01:11:19] [SPEAKER_03]: you're reading into that to their bad

[01:11:20] [SPEAKER_03]: performances they shouldn't be married

[01:11:21] [SPEAKER_03]: the way the movie is structured

[01:11:22] [SPEAKER_03]: they they just sort of like it's

[01:11:25] [SPEAKER_03]: just sort of he i think maybe in his

[01:11:27] [SPEAKER_03]: rewrites that was what he was like oh

[01:11:28] [SPEAKER_03]: i have this you know killer tree

[01:11:30] [SPEAKER_03]: movie but i need like a bit of an

[01:11:32] [SPEAKER_03]: emotional spine right so we'll do

[01:11:34] [SPEAKER_03]: this thing about this marriage that's

[01:11:35] [SPEAKER_03]: like kind of like like many of

[01:11:38] [SPEAKER_03]: shamalan's movies is about a marriage

[01:11:39] [SPEAKER_03]: that's kind of fractured and we'll get

[01:11:41] [SPEAKER_03]: them back together they've also at this

[01:11:42] [SPEAKER_01]: point dropped like four seeds about the

[01:11:44] [SPEAKER_01]: mood ring right which feels like mood

[01:11:47] [SPEAKER_01]: but it feels like in shaman fashion

[01:11:48] [SPEAKER_01]: like that's the glass of water like the

[01:11:50] [SPEAKER_01]: mood went ring is somehow going to help

[01:11:51] [SPEAKER_01]: them save the day and then it then

[01:11:53] [SPEAKER_01]: like the kids want to try it like so

[01:11:56] [SPEAKER_01]: drop one is when he goes home he's

[01:11:57] [SPEAKER_01]: packing his bags he reaches for the

[01:11:59] [SPEAKER_01]: mood ring before he leaves drop two

[01:12:01] [SPEAKER_01]: is when the daughter's freaking out

[01:12:02] [SPEAKER_01]: like his almost daughter new girl he's

[01:12:04] [SPEAKER_01]: like hey you want to see something fun

[01:12:06] [SPEAKER_01]: put this on and then he's like oh that

[01:12:08] [SPEAKER_01]: color means yellow means you're about

[01:12:09] [SPEAKER_01]: the laugh huh you're gonna laugh huh

[01:12:11] [SPEAKER_01]: you're gonna laugh huh it keeps on saying

[01:12:12] [SPEAKER_01]: that to her until she laughs

[01:12:14] [SPEAKER_01]: then after frank calls and shoots

[01:12:15] [SPEAKER_01]: himself and he's like we got to be a

[01:12:17] [SPEAKER_01]: small group their group is now

[01:12:18] [SPEAKER_01]: splintered off and it's like

[01:12:20] [SPEAKER_01]: dashanel wallberg new girl and two

[01:12:22] [SPEAKER_01]: kids one of whom is played by

[01:12:24] [SPEAKER_01]: spencer brazilan

[01:12:25] [SPEAKER_01]: uh correct the other one is played

[01:12:27] [SPEAKER_01]: by another kid and the two of them

[01:12:28] [SPEAKER_01]: are like oh mood ring that's cool

[01:12:30] [SPEAKER_01]: huh mood rings yeah that's awesome and

[01:12:32] [SPEAKER_01]: he's like oh can i try it on he goes no

[01:12:34] [SPEAKER_01]: it has emotional value for me

[01:12:37] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah okay where's the mood ring going

[01:12:39] [SPEAKER_01]: m night what do you drop in here with

[01:12:41] [SPEAKER_01]: the mood ring and at the end of the

[01:12:42] [SPEAKER_01]: film he's like member on our first date

[01:12:44] [SPEAKER_01]: when i give you that mood ring

[01:12:46] [SPEAKER_02]: oh well no there is a little bit of a

[01:12:48] [SPEAKER_02]: payoff and i might be wrong on this

[01:12:50] [SPEAKER_02]: but i remember um that there's a

[01:12:53] [SPEAKER_02]: point where there's a reveal of him

[01:12:55] [SPEAKER_02]: when he's really scared and they're

[01:12:57] [SPEAKER_02]: separated and it shows that it's

[01:12:59] [SPEAKER_02]: yellow and it's supposed to signify that

[01:13:01] [SPEAKER_02]: he's actually scared just like the girl

[01:13:03] [SPEAKER_02]: was scared earlier yeah i think i'm

[01:13:05] [SPEAKER_02]: think i'm remembering that right and

[01:13:06] [SPEAKER_01]: that's when they yeah come on if you're

[01:13:08] [SPEAKER_01]: gonna put that in the movie do more with

[01:13:10] [SPEAKER_03]: it um yeah uh because after the scene

[01:13:15] [SPEAKER_03]: we just talked about the hayfield

[01:13:16] [SPEAKER_03]: scene where they decide to be in a

[01:13:17] [SPEAKER_03]: small group they go to a house no

[01:13:19] [SPEAKER_03]: no they first they come upon a farm and

[01:13:21] [SPEAKER_03]: they see a guy run himself over with

[01:13:22] [SPEAKER_03]: a giant lawn mower right then they

[01:13:24] [SPEAKER_03]: go to that porch and then they go

[01:13:25] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah to this porch and they're like

[01:13:28] [SPEAKER_02]: let's go in there can i just say to

[01:13:30] [SPEAKER_02]: how are what all right some people are

[01:13:32] [SPEAKER_02]: standing yeah okay

[01:13:33] [SPEAKER_02]: right they show like the rapid fire

[01:13:35] [SPEAKER_02]: gunshot they show the guy with the

[01:13:36] [SPEAKER_02]: lawn mower but there's i mean you can

[01:13:39] [SPEAKER_02]: only kill yourself so many ways

[01:13:41] [SPEAKER_03]: you can but also it's one guy why is

[01:13:44] [SPEAKER_03]: why is everything not working on him

[01:13:47] [SPEAKER_03]: the logic doesn't we also we totally

[01:13:49] [SPEAKER_01]: skipped over Jeremy Strong who for 15

[01:13:52] [SPEAKER_01]: minutes plays a nervous soldier he

[01:13:54] [SPEAKER_01]: essentially plays gomer pie oh god

[01:13:56] [SPEAKER_03]: oh my god he's the brother from i forgot

[01:13:58] [SPEAKER_03]: about the judge yeah he's the brother

[01:14:00] [SPEAKER_03]: from the judge that the and he plays a

[01:14:02] [SPEAKER_01]: nervous like stuttering soldier and he

[01:14:05] [SPEAKER_01]: liked when they're in the car with

[01:14:06] [SPEAKER_01]: frank call us and before they split up

[01:14:07] [SPEAKER_01]: he's like oh sir i'm gonna figure this

[01:14:09] [SPEAKER_03]: out he's a good actor like he's good in

[01:14:10] [SPEAKER_03]: the big short like you can be a can be

[01:14:12] [SPEAKER_03]: a good actor he can be catastrophic if

[01:14:14] [SPEAKER_03]: used incorrectly

[01:14:16] [SPEAKER_03]: i mean it's not his fault it's not his

[01:14:18] [SPEAKER_03]: fault because there's a scene where

[01:14:20] [SPEAKER_03]: they all driving in different

[01:14:21] [SPEAKER_03]: directions and like they run into the

[01:14:23] [SPEAKER_03]: army and the army's like can't go

[01:14:24] [SPEAKER_03]: that way like i'm private ball and i

[01:14:26] [SPEAKER_03]: went to the base and everyone was in the

[01:14:28] [SPEAKER_03]: barbed wire and oh you know i'm not

[01:14:30] [SPEAKER_01]: exaggerating there's like 12 minutes that

[01:14:32] [SPEAKER_01]: are them following him right and what

[01:14:34] [SPEAKER_01]: happens to him he shoots himself with

[01:14:35] [SPEAKER_01]: his gun and that's what sets off the

[01:14:37] [SPEAKER_01]: trigger of all the guys and wallberg

[01:14:38] [SPEAKER_01]: doing the science equations now we

[01:14:40] [SPEAKER_01]: get to the porch and he's with the

[01:14:41] [SPEAKER_01]: two kids and the guys like sense of

[01:14:43] [SPEAKER_01]: presence like knocking on the door

[01:14:44] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's like come on we got a kid

[01:14:46] [SPEAKER_01]: we need food and wallberg's like

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_01]: don't

[01:14:48] [SPEAKER_01]: fucking do that what are you doing

[01:14:50] [SPEAKER_01]: he's a come on it's a little girl

[01:14:52] [SPEAKER_01]: we need food we need food and this

[01:14:53] [SPEAKER_01]: guy's like get off my porch

[01:14:55] [SPEAKER_01]: and it's been so present like you asshole

[01:14:57] [SPEAKER_01]: fuck you your piece of shit

[01:14:59] [SPEAKER_01]: Spencer Breslin of disney's the kid

[01:15:00] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah look at dick like he starts saying

[01:15:02] [SPEAKER_01]: mean stuff to this old guy through the

[01:15:04] [SPEAKER_01]: door right yeah and then he gets

[01:15:06] [SPEAKER_01]: shotgun in the chest yeah then the

[01:15:07] [SPEAKER_01]: guy just opens the door creek sticks

[01:15:08] [SPEAKER_01]: out a shotgun shoots him in the

[01:15:10] [SPEAKER_03]: chest blows eight holes in his chest

[01:15:11] [SPEAKER_01]: and his best friend is standing by

[01:15:13] [SPEAKER_01]: the window and is like oh shit my

[01:15:14] [SPEAKER_01]: friend just died and then you see the

[01:15:15] [SPEAKER_03]: shot in the nozzle of a gun like

[01:15:18] [SPEAKER_03]: the slow and wallberg's like no and

[01:15:21] [SPEAKER_01]: is like super slow mo shoot some in the

[01:15:23] [SPEAKER_01]: back of the head there's a shot where

[01:15:25] [SPEAKER_01]: you can tell he's about to get shot in

[01:15:26] [SPEAKER_01]: the head and the kids heads looking

[01:15:27] [SPEAKER_01]: weird because they clearly have like

[01:15:29] [SPEAKER_01]: some sort of blood pack but then they

[01:15:30] [SPEAKER_01]: cut before the blood pack goes away

[01:15:32] [SPEAKER_01]: we may be so it's just one shot of a

[01:15:34] [SPEAKER_01]: kid with a deformed skull that's

[01:15:35] [SPEAKER_03]: clearly just there might be like a

[01:15:36] [SPEAKER_03]: millisecond of an impact i can't it's

[01:15:39] [SPEAKER_03]: like hard to tell it's immediately

[01:15:40] [SPEAKER_03]: is the gun fires yeah so now these

[01:15:42] [SPEAKER_01]: two kids are dead we're back to

[01:15:44] [SPEAKER_01]: just our holy trinity wanted violence

[01:15:45] [SPEAKER_03]: well you got two dead kids

[01:15:47] [SPEAKER_03]: to child murders and i'll admit

[01:15:49] [SPEAKER_03]: like it is a little jarring it's

[01:15:51] [SPEAKER_03]: whoa okay okay and it's the only real

[01:15:54] [SPEAKER_03]: time in this movie that what you think

[01:15:57] [SPEAKER_03]: is gonna happen people turn 30 minutes

[01:15:59] [SPEAKER_03]: 30 minutes in is yeah like if you're

[01:16:01] [SPEAKER_03]: talking about the birds and invasion

[01:16:02] [SPEAKER_03]: of the body centers like paranoia movies

[01:16:04] [SPEAKER_03]: that's the thing you want to think

[01:16:05] [SPEAKER_03]: there'd be more of this but there's not

[01:16:07] [SPEAKER_01]: okay but then they get to a house

[01:16:09] [SPEAKER_01]: there's three of them they get there

[01:16:10] [SPEAKER_01]: they do get to a house there's no

[01:16:12] [SPEAKER_01]: electricity here that's interesting

[01:16:13] [SPEAKER_01]: this house seems safe

[01:16:14] [SPEAKER_01]: oh it's just one person no one's

[01:16:16] [SPEAKER_01]: coming here

[01:16:17] [SPEAKER_02]: um what a kind old lady

[01:16:19] [SPEAKER_01]: no we haven't even met the lady yet

[01:16:21] [SPEAKER_01]: oh there's also that part where they go

[01:16:22] [SPEAKER_01]: to a model home and they're really happy

[01:16:23] [SPEAKER_01]: there and they're like oh we got to leave

[01:16:24] [SPEAKER_01]: because other people are going to come

[01:16:25] [SPEAKER_01]: here so they just leave

[01:16:26] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah i mean there is this sense of like

[01:16:29] [SPEAKER_01]: there's a wave so we have to keep out

[01:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: running the way

[01:16:31] [SPEAKER_03]: and they do but no they finally they

[01:16:33] [SPEAKER_03]: are deep in the wilderness when they

[01:16:35] [SPEAKER_03]: come to betty buckley's house

[01:16:36] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and then mark wallberg is looking

[01:16:39] [SPEAKER_03]: at betty buckley

[01:16:40] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah right yeah that's like what it

[01:16:42] [SPEAKER_03]: is yeah he's like suddenly like oh

[01:16:44] [SPEAKER_03]: there is someone here

[01:16:45] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it's betty buckley yeah and she's

[01:16:47] [SPEAKER_03]: sitting

[01:16:48] [SPEAKER_01]: she seems like a kind old lady very

[01:16:50] [SPEAKER_01]: quaint she's drinking lemonade yeah

[01:16:53] [SPEAKER_01]: her first line is why are you i my

[01:16:55] [SPEAKER_01]: lemon drink

[01:16:58] [SPEAKER_02]: that's just down homey it's weird

[01:17:01] [SPEAKER_01]: and he's like i got a girl we need

[01:17:03] [SPEAKER_03]: some places and she's basically like

[01:17:05] [SPEAKER_03]: well i suppose i'll let you i'll that's

[01:17:08] [SPEAKER_03]: the thing to do i guess yes it let you

[01:17:10] [SPEAKER_01]: in for dinner so they haven't heard

[01:17:13] [SPEAKER_01]: the news because she like doesn't have

[01:17:14] [SPEAKER_01]: a radio i don't care about the world

[01:17:16] [SPEAKER_01]: because they don't care about me is

[01:17:17] [SPEAKER_01]: what she says

[01:17:18] [SPEAKER_03]: she's a woman who we should say betty

[01:17:21] [SPEAKER_03]: buckley she's a famous stage actress she

[01:17:23] [SPEAKER_03]: won a tony i think you know she'd been

[01:17:25] [SPEAKER_03]: like many a musical

[01:17:27] [SPEAKER_03]: famous famous broadway name

[01:17:29] [SPEAKER_01]: she's a playing a character with some

[01:17:31] [SPEAKER_01]: combination of um a past trauma that

[01:17:35] [SPEAKER_01]: has um you know scared of the world and

[01:17:37] [SPEAKER_01]: severe mental illness i was going to say

[01:17:39] [SPEAKER_01]: because there's this thing right

[01:17:42] [SPEAKER_01]: what is that you're jumping ahead so

[01:17:44] [SPEAKER_01]: they have dinner they're talking about

[01:17:46] [SPEAKER_01]: everything she's like i don't care

[01:17:47] [SPEAKER_01]: about the world but i guess i can let

[01:17:48] [SPEAKER_01]: you stay for the night and it's like

[01:17:50] [SPEAKER_01]: okay nice lady and then a new girl

[01:17:52] [SPEAKER_01]: reaches for like a saucer of tea and

[01:17:55] [SPEAKER_01]: betty buckley like hits her hand down

[01:17:56] [SPEAKER_01]: full force is like don't touch things

[01:17:58] [SPEAKER_01]: that don't belong to you and they're

[01:17:59] [SPEAKER_01]: like oh maybe red flag

[01:18:02] [SPEAKER_01]: they go up to their room they're like

[01:18:03] [SPEAKER_01]: okay everything's fine

[01:18:06] [SPEAKER_01]: wallberg and deschanel are whispering

[01:18:07] [SPEAKER_01]: and they're like i mean look she seems

[01:18:09] [SPEAKER_01]: a little crazy but this house is in

[01:18:10] [SPEAKER_01]: the middle of nowhere we're safe

[01:18:11] [SPEAKER_01]: and betty buckley shows up in the

[01:18:13] [SPEAKER_01]: door frame and is like why are you

[01:18:14] [SPEAKER_01]: whispering about me

[01:18:16] [SPEAKER_01]: and they're like calm down lady it's

[01:18:18] [SPEAKER_01]: fine we're just we're just whispering

[01:18:19] [SPEAKER_01]: whatever

[01:18:20] [SPEAKER_01]: um they sleep right i guess so the next

[01:18:23] [SPEAKER_01]: morning mark wallberg looks for her he

[01:18:25] [SPEAKER_01]: goes into her bedroom it's a lot of

[01:18:26] [SPEAKER_01]: jesus paintings

[01:18:27] [SPEAKER_01]: he looks in the bed he's like mrs fields

[01:18:29] [SPEAKER_01]: or whatever her name is

[01:18:31] [SPEAKER_01]: he's like mrs mrs buckley mrs

[01:18:33] [SPEAKER_01]: jones mrs jones mrs jones

[01:18:35] [SPEAKER_01]: then he looks down and there's the

[01:18:37] [SPEAKER_01]: creepiest doll in the world lying

[01:18:38] [SPEAKER_01]: above the covers on a creepyest

[01:18:40] [SPEAKER_03]: life-sized doll you've ever seen the

[01:18:42] [SPEAKER_03]: number one creepiest doll i've

[01:18:43] [SPEAKER_03]: almost looks like a woman lying on a

[01:18:46] [SPEAKER_03]: bed

[01:18:46] [SPEAKER_03]: wearing like some sort of like fake mask

[01:18:49] [SPEAKER_03]: i would say it looks like the eyes look

[01:18:51] [SPEAKER_03]: submerged like you know like like

[01:18:53] [SPEAKER_03]: like the woman should be behind something

[01:18:54] [SPEAKER_01]: i would say it looks like the uh wooden

[01:18:56] [SPEAKER_01]: version of like a real doll like a sex

[01:18:59] [SPEAKER_01]: sure

[01:18:59] [SPEAKER_03]: and like almost is looking it almost

[01:19:02] [SPEAKER_03]: seems to be making eye contact with

[01:19:03] [SPEAKER_03]: the camera like it's like trapped

[01:19:04] [SPEAKER_01]: you're like okay where the fuck

[01:19:06] [SPEAKER_01]: and you're just like what is going

[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: on

[01:19:07] [SPEAKER_01]: what's going on now what's he's

[01:19:09] [SPEAKER_01]: setting up and betty buckley just

[01:19:10] [SPEAKER_01]: goes like what are you doing here

[01:19:11] [SPEAKER_01]: don't sell my things get out of my

[01:19:13] [SPEAKER_01]: house and then that's just done and then

[01:19:14] [SPEAKER_01]: she just gets the toxin and kills

[01:19:17] [SPEAKER_01]: herself yeah but why she what her deal

[01:19:20] [SPEAKER_01]: was why she had a doll on the bed now

[01:19:22] [SPEAKER_01]: that's clear now she did mention during

[01:19:23] [SPEAKER_01]: dinner that they used to use the house

[01:19:25] [SPEAKER_01]: to store slaves to hide them out to get

[01:19:28] [SPEAKER_01]: like an underground railroad thing so

[01:19:30] [SPEAKER_01]: they had a cabin that they had connected

[01:19:32] [SPEAKER_01]: to the house

[01:19:33] [SPEAKER_01]: and there's some sort of tunnel yeah

[01:19:35] [SPEAKER_01]: you can use to talk to people through

[01:19:36] [SPEAKER_01]: the tube

[01:19:37] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah even though the house is across

[01:19:39] [SPEAKER_01]: the field

[01:19:39] [SPEAKER_01]: you can you can it's like this point i'm

[01:19:42] [SPEAKER_03]: zoning out but i'm like oh i guess this

[01:19:44] [SPEAKER_03]: is going to matter

[01:19:45] [SPEAKER_03]: like because there's no way they'd tell

[01:19:47] [SPEAKER_03]: us all this shit so walberg's freaking

[01:19:48] [SPEAKER_01]: out she's smashing her head through the

[01:19:50] [SPEAKER_01]: window because she is the toxin the air

[01:19:52] [SPEAKER_01]: is coming through the winds are blowing

[01:19:54] [SPEAKER_01]: and walberg's like i gotta find hey

[01:19:56] [SPEAKER_01]: alma just alma just and he can't find

[01:19:59] [SPEAKER_01]: them and he freaks out he like

[01:20:00] [SPEAKER_01]: closed himself in a bathroom he locks

[01:20:02] [SPEAKER_01]: the door right

[01:20:03] [SPEAKER_02]: and then she's being responsible by

[01:20:05] [SPEAKER_02]: taking the kid out of the house and

[01:20:07] [SPEAKER_02]: like wandering around outside he doesn't

[01:20:09] [SPEAKER_01]: know that until this moment yeah but

[01:20:10] [SPEAKER_01]: why would she even do that because she's

[01:20:12] [SPEAKER_01]: an idiot

[01:20:12] [SPEAKER_01]: uh

[01:20:14] [SPEAKER_02]: movie

[01:20:15] [SPEAKER_01]: here's giggling

[01:20:16] [SPEAKER_01]: looks over there in the barn where the

[01:20:18] [SPEAKER_01]: slaves used to be

[01:20:20] [SPEAKER_01]: he has a direct pipeline to them he

[01:20:21] [SPEAKER_01]: starts talking to them and is like i'm

[01:20:23] [SPEAKER_01]: sorry

[01:20:23] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah zoe and the girl are in one side

[01:20:25] [SPEAKER_01]: yes and the other remember remember

[01:20:27] [SPEAKER_01]: the mood ring i got the mood ring i mean

[01:20:29] [SPEAKER_03]: at this point you're just like just

[01:20:31] [SPEAKER_03]: die already like you're i'm so out

[01:20:34] [SPEAKER_01]: on this you had blue i thought it

[01:20:35] [SPEAKER_01]: meant love but actually meant horny

[01:20:37] [SPEAKER_01]: and then they're like crying and

[01:20:38] [SPEAKER_01]: laughing together and he was like no

[01:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: you know what

[01:20:39] [SPEAKER_01]: fuck this i'm gonna die i'm gonna die with

[01:20:42] [SPEAKER_01]: my wife's arms right so he gets out of

[01:20:44] [SPEAKER_01]: the house and starts walking towards

[01:20:45] [SPEAKER_01]: her even though the winds are blowing

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: right

[01:20:46] [SPEAKER_01]: and she i think she also comes to him

[01:20:49] [SPEAKER_01]: with the girl he's like hey little

[01:20:51] [SPEAKER_01]: girl you want to commit suicide with

[01:20:53] [SPEAKER_01]: me come on it's over they don't know

[01:20:54] [SPEAKER_01]: that they don't know that because

[01:20:56] [SPEAKER_01]: 30 seconds earlier

[01:20:58] [SPEAKER_01]: mrs jones had walked out and he was

[01:21:00] [SPEAKER_01]: like it can affect one person

[01:21:01] [SPEAKER_01]: it's gotten so specific it can kill

[01:21:03] [SPEAKER_01]: one person that happened just like

[01:21:06] [SPEAKER_01]: within minutes

[01:21:07] [SPEAKER_01]: he was like it's evolved it can hit one

[01:21:09] [SPEAKER_01]: person now it doesn't have to be a

[01:21:11] [SPEAKER_03]: person by the way makes no sense

[01:21:12] [SPEAKER_03]: makes already killed one person yeah

[01:21:13] [SPEAKER_03]: plenty of time yeah we saw that right

[01:21:15] [SPEAKER_01]: we saw that yeah we saw but then they

[01:21:17] [SPEAKER_01]: walk out and they're both oh and guess

[01:21:18] [SPEAKER_01]: what it's fine they're fine and they

[01:21:20] [SPEAKER_01]: just hug and it's over for no clear

[01:21:21] [SPEAKER_02]: reason great love conquers all

[01:21:23] [SPEAKER_03]: uh yeah they're fine and then we see a

[01:21:25] [SPEAKER_03]: tv report where it's like a scientist

[01:21:27] [SPEAKER_03]: being like well it's like a red tide

[01:21:29] [SPEAKER_03]: in an ocean where it's like it happens

[01:21:31] [SPEAKER_03]: like a minute and stops and it's like

[01:21:33] [SPEAKER_03]: a warning it happened yeah

[01:21:37] [SPEAKER_03]: and could happen again yeah who knows

[01:21:41] [SPEAKER_03]: and then we cut to like there now

[01:21:44] [SPEAKER_03]: she's got like a baby on the way yeah

[01:21:46] [SPEAKER_03]: they're like happy jess is now like an

[01:21:49] [SPEAKER_03]: adopted daughter yeah and she's going

[01:21:51] [SPEAKER_03]: to school

[01:21:52] [SPEAKER_03]: uh mark albergh is teaching about science

[01:21:55] [SPEAKER_03]: and then we cut to the twillery in

[01:21:59] [SPEAKER_03]: paris yeah and i think does everyone

[01:22:01] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of freeze for a second yes

[01:22:03] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah great oh great how nice

[01:22:07] [SPEAKER_01]: the re-happening it's such a shrug yeah

[01:22:10] [SPEAKER_01]: the whole movie feels like him just it

[01:22:11] [SPEAKER_01]: feels very cynical it feels like him

[01:22:14] [SPEAKER_01]: not playing to the top of intelligence

[01:22:15] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah this should be his science like

[01:22:17] [SPEAKER_03]: another science where it's like oh you

[01:22:19] [SPEAKER_03]: may but he used all his tricks maybe

[01:22:21] [SPEAKER_03]: i'm not sure why this but when he said

[01:22:23] [SPEAKER_01]: like i'm just trying to make the best

[01:22:24] [SPEAKER_01]: b movie ever it feels to me like him

[01:22:26] [SPEAKER_01]: being like i'm just gonna try make

[01:22:27] [SPEAKER_01]: some stupid movie that you people

[01:22:28] [SPEAKER_03]: like well he's making a thriller

[01:22:30] [SPEAKER_03]: but his mistake is like oh did you

[01:22:33] [SPEAKER_03]: want like a little bit of gory

[01:22:34] [SPEAKER_01]: violence okay give you a little it's not

[01:22:37] [SPEAKER_01]: much do you want me to double down on

[01:22:39] [SPEAKER_01]: that like broken marriage thing i made

[01:22:40] [SPEAKER_01]: an all mother movies but cast two people

[01:22:42] [SPEAKER_01]: who never should have been married in

[01:22:43] [SPEAKER_01]: the first place here's my question

[01:22:45] [SPEAKER_02]: though who is he asking i know these

[01:22:47] [SPEAKER_02]: rhetorical questions yeah does em night

[01:22:48] [SPEAKER_02]: have like industry friends or like i

[01:22:52] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of feel like i don't know for

[01:22:54] [SPEAKER_02]: whatever reason he strikes me as this

[01:22:55] [SPEAKER_02]: guy who's just on his own fucking

[01:22:56] [SPEAKER_02]: island

[01:22:56] [SPEAKER_02]: and he's just i mean he's in philly

[01:22:58] [SPEAKER_02]: he's not in hollywood he's just like

[01:23:00] [SPEAKER_02]: very much just lost it by like

[01:23:03] [SPEAKER_02]: reading into this film like what is this

[01:23:05] [SPEAKER_01]: and this film also i mean this is the

[01:23:07] [SPEAKER_01]: start of his movies feeling very first

[01:23:09] [SPEAKER_01]: draft right yeah i mean lady in the water

[01:23:11] [SPEAKER_01]: two feels like he had an idea he didn't

[01:23:13] [SPEAKER_01]: do the work like he didn't do to make it

[01:23:15] [SPEAKER_01]: fit together really hit lady in the

[01:23:17] [SPEAKER_03]: water is him still having so much power

[01:23:19] [SPEAKER_03]: that he can just write a thing and

[01:23:21] [SPEAKER_03]: just not have an editor yeah now this

[01:23:23] [SPEAKER_03]: he apparently rewrote which makes no

[01:23:25] [SPEAKER_01]: sense because the script still feels

[01:23:26] [SPEAKER_01]: like a first draft to me and i

[01:23:27] [SPEAKER_01]: wonder what the changes that people wanted

[01:23:28] [SPEAKER_03]: were i also think he my guess would

[01:23:30] [SPEAKER_03]: be that he spliced in this sort of

[01:23:32] [SPEAKER_03]: this more emotional story like that you

[01:23:34] [SPEAKER_03]: know the first thing was the green

[01:23:36] [SPEAKER_01]: attack but i almost feel like i'd rather

[01:23:38] [SPEAKER_01]: the movie that doesn't have the emotional

[01:23:39] [SPEAKER_01]: story where it's like establish a group

[01:23:41] [SPEAKER_01]: like don't make it center on one character

[01:23:43] [SPEAKER_01]: make it like the blob and make it like

[01:23:44] [SPEAKER_01]: here are 20 people and they're just on

[01:23:46] [SPEAKER_01]: the run it's like a zombie movie one by

[01:23:48] [SPEAKER_03]: one they're dying off the blobs a good

[01:23:49] [SPEAKER_03]: example the fog is a great example

[01:23:51] [SPEAKER_03]: but you know what the fog does and sad

[01:23:54] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and like and has a lot of that

[01:23:56] [SPEAKER_03]: sort of paranoia like people pointing

[01:23:58] [SPEAKER_03]: guns at each other people turning on

[01:24:00] [SPEAKER_01]: each other i think this movie needs to

[01:24:01] [SPEAKER_01]: sad i think it needs to have people

[01:24:03] [SPEAKER_01]: turning on each other from the beginning

[01:24:04] [SPEAKER_01]: i think it needs to be about how we

[01:24:06] [SPEAKER_01]: brought this upon ourselves and i also

[01:24:08] [SPEAKER_03]: think with everybody on earth dead

[01:24:10] [SPEAKER_03]: and then just like fucking wind blowing

[01:24:12] [SPEAKER_03]: through the tree but the way to set up

[01:24:13] [SPEAKER_01]: this movie is get give us 12 fun

[01:24:16] [SPEAKER_01]: characters at the beginning have them

[01:24:18] [SPEAKER_01]: all cross paths and then one by one

[01:24:20] [SPEAKER_01]: watch them now i want to say something

[01:24:22] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah i want to quote the poet lori

[01:24:25] [SPEAKER_03]: its own words oh my god the text that

[01:24:28] [SPEAKER_03]: you received the text that i received

[01:24:32] [SPEAKER_03]: at uh well we think it was on a monday

[01:24:34] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah yeah uh from benjamin hozzley is

[01:24:38] [SPEAKER_03]: your full name benjamin i have no idea

[01:24:39] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah yeah yeah um james ben james

[01:24:42] [SPEAKER_03]: hozzler this is at mccormick oh fuck i

[01:24:45] [SPEAKER_03]: always get that wrong for 453 p.m on

[01:24:48] [SPEAKER_03]: march 8th oh just a march afternoon

[01:24:52] [SPEAKER_03]: okay weird thing the happening was

[01:24:54] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of fun yeah all right so do you

[01:24:57] [SPEAKER_02]: you want yeah all right done done that

[01:24:59] [SPEAKER_02]: done so just low expectations yeah

[01:25:03] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah for sure for sure for sure yeah and

[01:25:06] [SPEAKER_02]: like i mean there are elements of it

[01:25:08] [SPEAKER_02]: that uh you know the campy elements

[01:25:10] [SPEAKER_02]: we've kind of already pointed out but

[01:25:13] [SPEAKER_02]: like i'll say honestly what i really

[01:25:14] [SPEAKER_02]: liked about this movie and like like

[01:25:17] [SPEAKER_02]: had some redemption for me was the

[01:25:20] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of video art uh uh moments of

[01:25:24] [SPEAKER_02]: this film like and i say video art in

[01:25:27] [SPEAKER_02]: the sense of like it was kind of

[01:25:30] [SPEAKER_02]: uh uh striking to see the people freezing

[01:25:33] [SPEAKER_02]: the people freezing and walking backwards

[01:25:35] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah that shit is really and i like that

[01:25:38] [SPEAKER_03]: scene i think it's the one in the

[01:25:40] [SPEAKER_03]: final scene in france right where it's

[01:25:42] [SPEAKER_03]: like they keep repeating the line

[01:25:43] [SPEAKER_02]: that's cool it's a cool thing yeah and

[01:25:45] [SPEAKER_02]: so like even like with david's point

[01:25:47] [SPEAKER_02]: of like the movie should have ended

[01:25:49] [SPEAKER_02]: with the whole world dying and just

[01:25:50] [SPEAKER_02]: like tumbleweed like sure i almost

[01:25:52] [SPEAKER_02]: kind of would have loved to see this

[01:25:54] [SPEAKER_02]: like uh in a like very artsy tree oh like

[01:25:59] [SPEAKER_02]: his tree of life yeah you know sure but

[01:26:02] [SPEAKER_02]: uh or yeah i kind of i don't know

[01:26:04] [SPEAKER_02]: fuck it i like maybe that maybe that is

[01:26:07] [SPEAKER_01]: the right way to do it like i i think

[01:26:08] [SPEAKER_01]: look we in like 13 sentences just fix

[01:26:10] [SPEAKER_01]: the entire movie like we threw out the

[01:26:12] [SPEAKER_01]: like the 12 things you would need to

[01:26:14] [SPEAKER_01]: do in order to make this movie work

[01:26:16] [SPEAKER_01]: as like more successfully as a thriller

[01:26:18] [SPEAKER_01]: as an emotionalist or all these

[01:26:19] [SPEAKER_01]: things right yeah but i i also think

[01:26:21] [SPEAKER_01]: like the ending it has to be is everyone

[01:26:23] [SPEAKER_01]: dying yeah because there's no way they

[01:26:25] [SPEAKER_01]: can beat the happening and if the

[01:26:27] [SPEAKER_01]: happening just stops it feels like well

[01:26:28] [SPEAKER_01]: fuck you why did it stop yeah i mean

[01:26:31] [SPEAKER_03]: which to be fair the war of the world has

[01:26:32] [SPEAKER_03]: the same thing where it's just kind of

[01:26:34] [SPEAKER_01]: like pisses me off in war of the

[01:26:35] [SPEAKER_01]: world i like more the world a lot more

[01:26:37] [SPEAKER_01]: but what i don't like when that

[01:26:38] [SPEAKER_01]: happens

[01:26:39] [SPEAKER_03]: um in war of the world there's at

[01:26:41] [SPEAKER_03]: least a suggestion of like why you

[01:26:44] [SPEAKER_03]: know they get sick and this is

[01:26:45] [SPEAKER_03]: just like well it stopped but it

[01:26:47] [SPEAKER_01]: could come back for the aliens like

[01:26:49] [SPEAKER_01]: it's easier to stop a force that has a

[01:26:51] [SPEAKER_01]: brain you know um but i but i also think

[01:26:55] [SPEAKER_01]: that uh the way he could have ended

[01:26:57] [SPEAKER_01]: this movie was

[01:26:58] [SPEAKER_01]: everyone fucking dies in america and then

[01:27:01] [SPEAKER_01]: you cut to france and that france

[01:27:02] [SPEAKER_01]: ending actually has some like weight to

[01:27:04] [SPEAKER_01]: it because it's like okay it's going to

[01:27:05] [SPEAKER_01]: go country by country rather than just

[01:27:07] [SPEAKER_01]: being like here's another place

[01:27:08] [SPEAKER_01]: like it felt like systematically america's

[01:27:11] [SPEAKER_01]: done and now every other country has

[01:27:13] [SPEAKER_01]: their shot to like fight this thing

[01:27:15] [SPEAKER_01]: i think that would kind of be a

[01:27:16] [SPEAKER_01]: cool ending it could be i think the

[01:27:18] [SPEAKER_01]: beginning's great i think the ending is

[01:27:21] [SPEAKER_01]: okay with a different middle and i think

[01:27:23] [SPEAKER_01]: everything that happens in between the

[01:27:24] [SPEAKER_01]: second scene

[01:27:25] [SPEAKER_01]: and the last scene once walberg appears

[01:27:28] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah

[01:27:29] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah but then you've got fucking moments

[01:27:31] [SPEAKER_02]: where uh uh mark walberg's talking to

[01:27:34] [SPEAKER_02]: the plant

[01:27:35] [SPEAKER_02]: oh i do oh that's actually not a bad

[01:27:38] [SPEAKER_02]: scene i forgot about the scene it's

[01:27:40] [SPEAKER_03]: highly entertaining i believe it's

[01:27:41] [SPEAKER_03]: when they go into the model home

[01:27:42] [SPEAKER_03]: yes he walks up to a plant and he

[01:27:45] [SPEAKER_03]: starts being like okay like we don't

[01:27:47] [SPEAKER_03]: mean you any hot or small group you know

[01:27:49] [SPEAKER_03]: and then he realizes it's a plastic

[01:27:50] [SPEAKER_03]: plant because this is a model home

[01:27:52] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and then what am i doing talking

[01:27:54] [SPEAKER_03]: to plastic plant still doing it yeah

[01:27:56] [SPEAKER_03]: um good scene now it's really good but

[01:27:59] [SPEAKER_03]: also funny

[01:28:01] [SPEAKER_03]: and using walberg's kind of silly

[01:28:02] [SPEAKER_03]: delivery like you know to its advantage

[01:28:05] [SPEAKER_03]: but doesn't help when you've already been

[01:28:07] [SPEAKER_03]: amused by walberg's silly delivery

[01:28:09] [SPEAKER_02]: for an hour it's like

[01:28:12] [SPEAKER_02]: just being kind of right it's just a

[01:28:14] [SPEAKER_02]: little lighter a little like a

[01:28:15] [SPEAKER_01]: humor moment but in science he kills it

[01:28:17] [SPEAKER_01]: with that like he's constantly cutting

[01:28:19] [SPEAKER_01]: the tension with like gibson and and

[01:28:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and the walk like goofing off right yeah

[01:28:24] [SPEAKER_01]: and it feels like these are two actors

[01:28:26] [SPEAKER_01]: who have enough control of like tone

[01:28:28] [SPEAKER_01]: as performers that they're able to like

[01:28:31] [SPEAKER_01]: make it tense and then cut that tension

[01:28:32] [SPEAKER_01]: with like a fake out that actually is

[01:28:34] [SPEAKER_01]: funny and the audience is laughing and

[01:28:36] [SPEAKER_01]: screaming in equal measures in this

[01:28:37] [SPEAKER_01]: way that already feels laughable when

[01:28:39] [SPEAKER_01]: that scene starts it isn't till the

[01:28:41] [SPEAKER_01]: last line that you realize oh this

[01:28:42] [SPEAKER_01]: is meant to be funny

[01:28:43] [SPEAKER_01]: like this is meant to be a joke because

[01:28:45] [SPEAKER_01]: the opening part of him reasoning with a

[01:28:47] [SPEAKER_01]: plant

[01:28:47] [SPEAKER_01]: until you get to the plastic reveal feels

[01:28:50] [SPEAKER_01]: like i guess this is where that movie is

[01:28:51] [SPEAKER_01]: going like this is just

[01:28:52] [SPEAKER_01]: that movie now wants to have a dude talk

[01:28:56] [SPEAKER_01]: to a plant 101 and maybe that's the

[01:28:58] [SPEAKER_01]: next 20 minutes is like

[01:29:00] [SPEAKER_01]: walberg negotiating with fauna by

[01:29:01] [SPEAKER_01]: fauna

[01:29:02] [SPEAKER_01]: you know

[01:29:04] [SPEAKER_02]: all right i thought about it i will

[01:29:06] [SPEAKER_02]: this is what i'll say to speak to my

[01:29:07] [SPEAKER_02]: point or my text

[01:29:08] [SPEAKER_02]: and i guess the one thing i really

[01:29:10] [SPEAKER_02]: liked about this is i was like

[01:29:11] [SPEAKER_02]: this was a cool thing that he thought of

[01:29:14] [SPEAKER_02]: one day sure and he went about trying

[01:29:16] [SPEAKER_02]: to make it happen

[01:29:17] [SPEAKER_02]: and i kind of see some glimpse of maybe

[01:29:21] [SPEAKER_02]: the better moments of that but it's

[01:29:23] [SPEAKER_02]: mostly just shit

[01:29:24] [SPEAKER_01]: i'll say i mean i watched this movie

[01:29:25] [SPEAKER_01]: while cleaning my apartment

[01:29:27] [SPEAKER_01]: i was you know

[01:29:28] [SPEAKER_01]: i don't think it's good but it didn't

[01:29:31] [SPEAKER_01]: anger me

[01:29:32] [SPEAKER_03]: that's the thing yeah it's not like

[01:29:33] [SPEAKER_03]: leading the water where you're

[01:29:34] [SPEAKER_03]: baffled and confused and

[01:29:36] [SPEAKER_03]: frustrated you're just sort of like

[01:29:38] [SPEAKER_03]: crying come on

[01:29:39] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah this is just just kind of a

[01:29:41] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like a two-star movie

[01:29:42] [SPEAKER_03]: feels like

[01:29:43] [SPEAKER_03]: such a fart

[01:29:45] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah it's a bit of a fart

[01:29:46] [SPEAKER_03]: it's a windy fart

[01:29:47] [SPEAKER_03]: it's a windy fart through the leaves

[01:29:50] [SPEAKER_03]: it's because but think about it

[01:29:52] [SPEAKER_03]: he had made this is his third

[01:29:53] [SPEAKER_03]: flop in a row now i'm not obviously i

[01:29:56] [SPEAKER_03]: don't think the village is a flop

[01:29:57] [SPEAKER_03]: but by different by by some standards

[01:29:59] [SPEAKER_01]: the common consensus was

[01:30:00] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and so he made a movie that was

[01:30:02] [SPEAKER_03]: a twist movie that had gotten everyone

[01:30:03] [SPEAKER_03]: mad

[01:30:04] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah then he made

[01:30:06] [SPEAKER_03]: the lady in the water how do you put

[01:30:07] [SPEAKER_03]: that in a box you can't you can't

[01:30:09] [SPEAKER_03]: but he put if he made that

[01:30:10] [SPEAKER_03]: lady in the water happened yeah

[01:30:12] [SPEAKER_03]: and then he makes this yeah

[01:30:14] [SPEAKER_03]: and according to like hollywood logic

[01:30:17] [SPEAKER_03]: this should be the movie that kind of

[01:30:19] [SPEAKER_03]: gets him back on track yeah

[01:30:20] [SPEAKER_03]: that at least makes enough money

[01:30:21] [SPEAKER_03]: and like kind of it's just like

[01:30:23] [SPEAKER_01]: and 30 million opening wasn't bad

[01:30:24] [SPEAKER_01]: but then it ended up i think

[01:30:25] [SPEAKER_01]: in the 50s it didn't even double

[01:30:27] [SPEAKER_01]: its opening weekend let me find it

[01:30:29] [SPEAKER_01]: i think at most it did 60 total

[01:30:31] [SPEAKER_01]: but it was like a thing where

[01:30:32] [SPEAKER_01]: here's what i think i think if you

[01:30:34] [SPEAKER_01]: look it up ended with 64

[01:30:35] [SPEAKER_01]: okay can you do me a favor

[01:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: you're in mojo

[01:30:37] [SPEAKER_01]: it made it 163 worldwide fine

[01:30:40] [SPEAKER_01]: can you go to daily box office

[01:30:41] [SPEAKER_01]: i believe it made a disproportionate

[01:30:44] [SPEAKER_01]: amount of its box office on the first

[01:30:46] [SPEAKER_01]: day made 13 million on friday which is

[01:30:48] [SPEAKER_01]: pretty good

[01:30:49] [SPEAKER_01]: second day

[01:30:51] [SPEAKER_01]: 10 okay third day

[01:30:53] [SPEAKER_01]: seven the drop's already happening

[01:30:55] [SPEAKER_03]: it is now now usually

[01:30:58] [SPEAKER_03]: it's friday saturday is bigger

[01:31:00] [SPEAKER_03]: a bigger and then sunday is a drop from

[01:31:02] [SPEAKER_03]: both right that's typical

[01:31:04] [SPEAKER_03]: i believe the classic box office

[01:31:06] [SPEAKER_03]: multiplier is 10 of your opening day

[01:31:09] [SPEAKER_03]: yes so obviously this under did that

[01:31:11] [SPEAKER_03]: so yeah um and keeping those numbers in

[01:31:15] [SPEAKER_03]: though correct oh yeah but we're not

[01:31:17] [SPEAKER_03]: we're going to cut out the other

[01:31:18] [SPEAKER_01]: bullshit okay i agree but we're not

[01:31:21] [SPEAKER_01]: going to tell people what that what

[01:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: we're going to keep in all the

[01:31:23] [SPEAKER_01]: mentions of cutting it out yeah but not

[01:31:25] [SPEAKER_03]: the initial thing that he did great

[01:31:27] [SPEAKER_01]: suck so we're going to cut out the

[01:31:28] [SPEAKER_01]: two things i said but not explain

[01:31:30] [SPEAKER_01]: to anyone what they were okay all right

[01:31:32] [SPEAKER_01]: but let them know that they weren't

[01:31:33] [SPEAKER_01]: offensive no right they were just

[01:31:35] [SPEAKER_03]: boring right it wasn't like when you

[01:31:37] [SPEAKER_03]: did that horrible asian accent

[01:31:39] [SPEAKER_03]: last week which you did not cut out i

[01:31:41] [SPEAKER_01]: kept that in my request you and i in

[01:31:43] [SPEAKER_01]: fact i sent more audio to ben and he

[01:31:46] [SPEAKER_01]: dropped it into the podcast he put

[01:31:47] [SPEAKER_01]: more of it in

[01:31:49] [SPEAKER_03]: this is true no i'm sorry i'm

[01:31:51] [SPEAKER_03]: overstating uh classically it is a

[01:31:54] [SPEAKER_03]: 3.0 is your classic multiplier

[01:31:57] [SPEAKER_03]: of your friday so it did about that

[01:32:00] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah yeah it is a hard drop um and

[01:32:03] [SPEAKER_01]: and i also think i mean look i was i was

[01:32:05] [SPEAKER_01]: angry seeing it in theaters because at

[01:32:07] [SPEAKER_01]: this point in time i was still an m9

[01:32:08] [SPEAKER_01]: fan you know i i felt like burned but i

[01:32:11] [SPEAKER_01]: was still a fan and there was this

[01:32:12] [SPEAKER_01]: like the second weekend's a 70 66 drop

[01:32:15] [SPEAKER_01]: up so that great yeah yeah i at this

[01:32:18] [SPEAKER_01]: point would still go into the theater

[01:32:19] [SPEAKER_01]: and be like maybe he makes another

[01:32:21] [SPEAKER_01]: six cents do you know what i'm saying

[01:32:22] [SPEAKER_01]: and now i watch it and i know it isn't

[01:32:24] [SPEAKER_01]: the sixth sense and i was just kind of

[01:32:25] [SPEAKER_01]: like fine whatever yeah no it's

[01:32:28] [SPEAKER_03]: it's not a letdown it's short it's

[01:32:30] [SPEAKER_03]: his shortest movie it's an hour and a

[01:32:31] [SPEAKER_03]: half tight 90 uh and uh you know apart

[01:32:35] [SPEAKER_03]: from some like brief gory violence like

[01:32:37] [SPEAKER_03]: there's not a lot that really stays with

[01:32:40] [SPEAKER_01]: you no but those couple of images are

[01:32:41] [SPEAKER_01]: really good they are frustrating that

[01:32:43] [SPEAKER_01]: they're in the wrong movie you know or

[01:32:44] [SPEAKER_03]: he didn't build the right movie around

[01:32:45] [SPEAKER_03]: but when you compare this movie to like

[01:32:47] [SPEAKER_03]: the sixth sense which is so beautifully

[01:32:49] [SPEAKER_02]: composed yeah uh you know and also a

[01:32:52] [SPEAKER_02]: great concept uh and i think he's

[01:32:55] [SPEAKER_02]: like you're seeing this again like i

[01:32:57] [SPEAKER_02]: think this is a solid concept i agree

[01:32:59] [SPEAKER_01]: i think there's a really good movie in

[01:33:01] [SPEAKER_01]: this and i think there are scenes where

[01:33:03] [SPEAKER_01]: he gets at it i think the idea is great

[01:33:04] [SPEAKER_01]: and i think we pretty much like explained

[01:33:08] [SPEAKER_01]: all the different ways he could have

[01:33:09] [SPEAKER_01]: made it work and it's like he made the

[01:33:10] [SPEAKER_01]: one wrong decision every step of the

[01:33:12] [SPEAKER_01]: way um yeah so now i don't like casting

[01:33:15] [SPEAKER_03]: i don't like to talk about the golden

[01:33:16] [SPEAKER_03]: raspberries yeah but it is this is like

[01:33:18] [SPEAKER_03]: the lady in the water he had won best

[01:33:20] [SPEAKER_03]: worst director and worst supporting

[01:33:21] [SPEAKER_03]: actor okay and we admit they're a

[01:33:23] [SPEAKER_03]: stupid organization i don't like the

[01:33:25] [SPEAKER_03]: golden raspberries i think they're

[01:33:26] [SPEAKER_03]: just a little too but whatever it

[01:33:28] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't you know like you know

[01:33:29] [SPEAKER_03]: they do tend to be a measure of what was

[01:33:31] [SPEAKER_03]: press wise like scene is like the big

[01:33:34] [SPEAKER_03]: bombs of the year now he doesn't win

[01:33:36] [SPEAKER_03]: worst picture director you know like

[01:33:38] [SPEAKER_03]: okay because the love guru came out that

[01:33:41] [SPEAKER_03]: year oh boy and that's that's the razy

[01:33:43] [SPEAKER_03]: which is talk about a blank check movie

[01:33:46] [SPEAKER_03]: the love we might have to do an episode

[01:33:47] [SPEAKER_03]: on have you ever seen the love guru

[01:33:48] [SPEAKER_03]: i have not i have not either i i

[01:33:52] [SPEAKER_03]: revere a o scott's review of it in the

[01:33:53] [SPEAKER_03]: new york times is like one of the

[01:33:55] [SPEAKER_03]: best reviews of the bad story

[01:33:56] [SPEAKER_03]: i've ever seen it's an incredibly bad

[01:33:59] [SPEAKER_03]: great you know review of his review of

[01:34:01] [SPEAKER_03]: the first thaw is incredible too yeah

[01:34:03] [SPEAKER_03]: no he's a great writer um but uh so you

[01:34:06] [SPEAKER_03]: know but still like this is his second

[01:34:07] [SPEAKER_03]: movie in the row that is prominent at

[01:34:09] [SPEAKER_03]: the golden raspberries yeah and yeah

[01:34:12] [SPEAKER_03]: you know it covers its budget it's not

[01:34:14] [SPEAKER_03]: a flop flop like the lady in the

[01:34:15] [SPEAKER_03]: water but not great so the next one's

[01:34:18] [SPEAKER_03]: gotta be good right and this is when

[01:34:20] [SPEAKER_03]: people start talking about him for

[01:34:21] [SPEAKER_03]: life of pie he wanted to make life

[01:34:24] [SPEAKER_03]: of that's when that was floating around

[01:34:25] [SPEAKER_01]: he had signed on he had signed on a

[01:34:28] [SPEAKER_01]: couple years earlier than that i believe

[01:34:29] [SPEAKER_01]: he signed on for life of pie 2004 but it

[01:34:32] [SPEAKER_03]: was nebulous it was like oh maybe he'll

[01:34:34] [SPEAKER_03]: make because it's like here's a movie

[01:34:35] [SPEAKER_03]: about religion yeah about with an

[01:34:38] [SPEAKER_03]: indian protagonist yes like the one

[01:34:40] [SPEAKER_03]: bank of indian director magical realism

[01:34:42] [SPEAKER_03]: that with a lot of technical sort of

[01:34:44] [SPEAKER_03]: aspects like surely this will be the

[01:34:46] [SPEAKER_03]: movie that shaman sort of bounces

[01:34:48] [SPEAKER_03]: back with yeah of course he never

[01:34:49] [SPEAKER_03]: ends up making it

[01:34:50] [SPEAKER_03]: instead his next project is a huge

[01:34:53] [SPEAKER_03]: budget CGI fiasco that we will get to

[01:34:57] [SPEAKER_01]: uh yes that 150 million dollar bill be

[01:34:59] [SPEAKER_01]: our episode next week i have locked in

[01:35:01] [SPEAKER_01]: our guests we have a time he is

[01:35:02] [SPEAKER_01]: undoubtedly going to be on the show

[01:35:04] [SPEAKER_01]: comedian actor seat and smith absolutely

[01:35:06] [SPEAKER_01]: is going to be our guest on our episode

[01:35:09] [SPEAKER_01]: of covering the last airbender ben

[01:35:11] [SPEAKER_01]: what do you have to say i just feel

[01:35:12] [SPEAKER_02]: bad for c and pretty is a good sport

[01:35:14] [SPEAKER_02]: that he's watching this movie seat is

[01:35:16] [SPEAKER_01]: a great guy and let's say this

[01:35:17] [SPEAKER_03]: that we're not we're not big avatar

[01:35:20] [SPEAKER_03]: fans it's based on the cartoon avatar

[01:35:21] [SPEAKER_03]: the last airbender they had to change the

[01:35:23] [SPEAKER_03]: title because it came out right after

[01:35:24] [SPEAKER_01]: ever uh seat is a big fan of the cartoon

[01:35:27] [SPEAKER_03]: he's going to kind of represent that

[01:35:29] [SPEAKER_03]: exact faction i have seen uh i've seen

[01:35:31] [SPEAKER_03]: avatar and i think it's terrific i just

[01:35:33] [SPEAKER_03]: never committed it's like you know you

[01:35:35] [SPEAKER_01]: got to watch on yes so cten has agreed

[01:35:36] [SPEAKER_01]: to come in because much like the

[01:35:38] [SPEAKER_01]: lorax he wants to speak for the

[01:35:40] [SPEAKER_01]: airbenders you know he wants to

[01:35:41] [SPEAKER_03]: defend he's a classic blank check

[01:35:43] [SPEAKER_03]: guy yeah because it's like what i'm

[01:35:45] [SPEAKER_03]: the point i'm trying to make is like

[01:35:47] [SPEAKER_03]: swing and i miss he gets another lady

[01:35:49] [SPEAKER_03]: in the water yeah swing in the miss

[01:35:50] [SPEAKER_03]: like huge one swing and miss any throws

[01:35:53] [SPEAKER_03]: the bat into the face of the manager

[01:35:56] [SPEAKER_03]: he gets another one swing and i miss

[01:35:58] [SPEAKER_03]: what do they give him a hundred and fifty

[01:35:59] [SPEAKER_03]: million dollar like great piece of

[01:36:02] [SPEAKER_03]: intellectual property a temple make us

[01:36:03] [SPEAKER_03]: a tent this is his first adaptation of

[01:36:05] [SPEAKER_03]: another person's material first adaptation

[01:36:07] [SPEAKER_03]: of something that's hugely popular it's

[01:36:10] [SPEAKER_03]: a kids movie and let him work in a

[01:36:11] [SPEAKER_03]: spielberg vein i've never seen the

[01:36:13] [SPEAKER_03]: last bare bender and i know we're

[01:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: going to talk about last week but

[01:36:14] [SPEAKER_03]: he's crazy that they gave him that

[01:36:16] [SPEAKER_03]: movie yeah and that he blew it so

[01:36:18] [SPEAKER_03]: hard not only in the making of the

[01:36:20] [SPEAKER_03]: film yeah but like in the casting

[01:36:22] [SPEAKER_03]: everything to the point that like it is

[01:36:24] [SPEAKER_03]: like symbolic of everything wrong with

[01:36:26] [SPEAKER_03]: hollywood's approach agree and we'll

[01:36:27] [SPEAKER_03]: talk about all of that

[01:36:29] [SPEAKER_01]: next week we will it's crazy i'd like to

[01:36:31] [SPEAKER_01]: throw another episode that i pitched

[01:36:33] [SPEAKER_01]: right before we started here

[01:36:35] [SPEAKER_01]: batman v superman dawn of justice

[01:36:37] [SPEAKER_01]: which none of us are excited for but

[01:36:38] [SPEAKER_01]: i think we all agree looks like a

[01:36:40] [SPEAKER_01]: real blank check movie in a lot of

[01:36:41] [SPEAKER_01]: ways

[01:36:42] [SPEAKER_01]: is coming out at the end of this

[01:36:44] [SPEAKER_01]: month and has been announced that in

[01:36:47] [SPEAKER_01]: new york city they're going to open at

[01:36:49] [SPEAKER_01]: the union square theater a screen with

[01:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: a new

[01:36:52] [SPEAKER_01]: korean technology called for dx

[01:36:56] [SPEAKER_01]: where during the movie

[01:36:57] [SPEAKER_01]: it's not only in 3d but they rumble your

[01:36:59] [SPEAKER_01]: seat and they shoot fog

[01:37:01] [SPEAKER_01]: rain

[01:37:02] [SPEAKER_01]: lightning

[01:37:03] [SPEAKER_01]: and and smell they shoot lightning at

[01:37:06] [SPEAKER_01]: you it says they're lightning effects

[01:37:07] [SPEAKER_01]: oh so it's like flashing right there's

[01:37:09] [SPEAKER_01]: like lightning fog rain wind

[01:37:12] [SPEAKER_01]: smells

[01:37:13] [SPEAKER_01]: and vibrations

[01:37:14] [SPEAKER_01]: and i believe we're gonna go the

[01:37:16] [SPEAKER_01]: three of us the two friends and ben

[01:37:19] [SPEAKER_01]: who is our friend

[01:37:20] [SPEAKER_01]: are going to go see donald justice in

[01:37:23] [SPEAKER_01]: in that technology that's the current

[01:37:24] [SPEAKER_01]: plan

[01:37:24] [SPEAKER_01]: uh yeah let's do it and review both the

[01:37:26] [SPEAKER_01]: movie and and for dx which sounds like

[01:37:29] [SPEAKER_01]: i don't know i mean it sounds stupid

[01:37:31] [SPEAKER_02]: future movies i want to smell my movies

[01:37:35] [SPEAKER_03]: uh so yeah we uh

[01:37:38] [SPEAKER_03]: he might uh

[01:37:39] [SPEAKER_03]: we might do that yeah um so that's been

[01:37:43] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah and wait what were the what was

[01:37:44] [SPEAKER_03]: the other blackjack movie we were

[01:37:45] [SPEAKER_03]: just talking about oh the love guru

[01:37:47] [SPEAKER_01]: the love guru will do the love guru

[01:37:48] [SPEAKER_01]: sometime in the future we also stuff

[01:37:49] [SPEAKER_01]: to do hulk in the halt that's on the

[01:37:50] [SPEAKER_01]: horizon

[01:37:52] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah there's a lot of things we got to

[01:37:53] [SPEAKER_03]: do we'll keep doing them yeah and well

[01:37:56] [SPEAKER_01]: you know what let's announce this because

[01:37:57] [SPEAKER_01]: you you posted on twitter i posted on

[01:37:58] [SPEAKER_01]: twitter yeah and it's tropical now

[01:38:00] [SPEAKER_01]: yeah breaking news uh our next cuz

[01:38:02] [SPEAKER_01]: we're we're near and the end of shan

[01:38:03] [SPEAKER_01]: along we got bonus episode or two

[01:38:05] [SPEAKER_01]: after we're done with the visit which

[01:38:06] [SPEAKER_01]: is last film we only have three films

[01:38:08] [SPEAKER_01]: left three films left so we're not

[01:38:09] [SPEAKER_01]: almost done with shan well but

[01:38:10] [SPEAKER_01]: hopefully in a month yeah pretty soon

[01:38:12] [SPEAKER_01]: right um but our next main series is

[01:38:14] [SPEAKER_01]: going to be the witch house keys

[01:38:15] [SPEAKER_03]: yeah we're gonna do the films the

[01:38:17] [SPEAKER_03]: witch house keys yeah and it's gonna be

[01:38:19] [SPEAKER_03]: a little different from this because i

[01:38:21] [SPEAKER_03]: love every single film that which house

[01:38:22] [SPEAKER_03]: keys have ever made

[01:38:23] [SPEAKER_03]: uh i love most of them but i do think

[01:38:25] [SPEAKER_03]: it's like it's this one's been more

[01:38:28] [SPEAKER_03]: of a critical yeah it's hard not to be

[01:38:30] [SPEAKER_03]: critical of him yeah of course but i

[01:38:32] [SPEAKER_03]: feel like a lot of people are critical

[01:38:33] [SPEAKER_03]: of the way i love the witch house

[01:38:34] [SPEAKER_03]: keys but i'm going to be no both of

[01:38:36] [SPEAKER_01]: us are big defenders and i think

[01:38:38] [SPEAKER_01]: we're going to try to figure out why

[01:38:39] [SPEAKER_01]: they never connected with audiences

[01:38:41] [SPEAKER_01]: again sure but in our minds there

[01:38:43] [SPEAKER_01]: they've been doing good work

[01:38:45] [SPEAKER_01]: they made one movie that was this

[01:38:46] [SPEAKER_01]: big cultural phenomenon and then they

[01:38:47] [SPEAKER_01]: never hit into that zeitgeist again but

[01:38:49] [SPEAKER_01]: i think all their films are

[01:38:50] [SPEAKER_01]: interesting at the least and great at

[01:38:53] [SPEAKER_03]: the best oh their films are fascinating

[01:38:55] [SPEAKER_02]: could i say this do you least give them

[01:38:58] [SPEAKER_02]: credit for always going big

[01:38:59] [SPEAKER_02]: oh they go big do they go big they go

[01:39:03] [SPEAKER_01]: big yes yeah you know what the

[01:39:05] [SPEAKER_01]: happening should have had like a big

[01:39:07] [SPEAKER_01]: tree it's all these little fucking

[01:39:10] [SPEAKER_01]: trees and blades of grass and plants

[01:39:12] [SPEAKER_02]: if they started growing yeah

[01:39:13] [SPEAKER_02]: yeah and they started getting really

[01:39:15] [SPEAKER_02]: big and making humans feel like they're

[01:39:17] [SPEAKER_02]: smaller than them and then they start

[01:39:18] [SPEAKER_01]: singing numbers some little shop of

[01:39:19] [SPEAKER_01]: horrors yeah that's a fucking cool movie

[01:39:22] [SPEAKER_01]: uh can't throw something out you know i

[01:39:24] [SPEAKER_01]: think would have been good in the mark

[01:39:25] [SPEAKER_01]: wallberg role tobe maguire uh yeah he

[01:39:30] [SPEAKER_03]: i think that good to be maguire would

[01:39:32] [SPEAKER_03]: have been good it's just

[01:39:34] [SPEAKER_03]: working so far from that now no he

[01:39:36] [SPEAKER_03]: doesn't even do movie there's been

[01:39:37] [SPEAKER_03]: so many bad tome maguire performances

[01:39:40] [SPEAKER_03]: and and his great gatsby performance is

[01:39:42] [SPEAKER_03]: so like he look him looking at the

[01:39:44] [SPEAKER_03]: camera and kind of making faces and

[01:39:46] [SPEAKER_03]: like that's what i'm just imagining him

[01:39:48] [SPEAKER_03]: in the happening

[01:39:49] [SPEAKER_01]: uh well i think this is the end of this

[01:39:51] [SPEAKER_01]: episode because we're now just hanging

[01:39:52] [SPEAKER_01]: out on microphone yeah we'll just hang

[01:39:54] [SPEAKER_01]: out for a bit longer but uh we don't

[01:39:56] [SPEAKER_01]: need to do it online we can stop

[01:39:57] [SPEAKER_01]: recording uh thank you all for listening

[01:39:59] [SPEAKER_03]: we are going to cut out all that stuff

[01:40:00] [SPEAKER_03]: that you said so we it will be a

[01:40:02] [SPEAKER_03]: little shorter yes that's true so we're

[01:40:04] [SPEAKER_01]: going to cut like that's like 45

[01:40:05] [SPEAKER_01]: minutes i think i think it's like 45

[01:40:07] [SPEAKER_01]: minutes we can remove and let's make it

[01:40:08] [SPEAKER_01]: clear once again that nothing i said

[01:40:10] [SPEAKER_01]: was problematic it was just deeply

[01:40:11] [SPEAKER_01]: boring yeah yeah um so uh please

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[01:40:30] [SPEAKER_01]: where's some such a weird mood today

[01:40:33] [SPEAKER_01]: we are in an odd mood i'm like a balloon

[01:40:35] [SPEAKER_01]: that all the air has been let out of

[01:40:36] [SPEAKER_01]: like i've been so tense for three weeks

[01:40:38] [SPEAKER_01]: and now i just have nothing left because

[01:40:40] [SPEAKER_01]: i've been running on only anxiety you're

[01:40:41] [SPEAKER_01]: good i'm great i'm feeling happy i just

[01:40:43] [SPEAKER_01]: i just anxiety has been my battery for so

[01:40:46] [SPEAKER_01]: long that i don't know what to do now

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[01:40:57] [SPEAKER_01]: next week last airbender with seaton

[01:40:58] [SPEAKER_01]: smith the great comedian who is here

[01:41:00] [SPEAKER_01]: to defend uh the cartoon show and

[01:41:02] [SPEAKER_01]: explain why the film was a poor

[01:41:04] [SPEAKER_01]: adaptation of a great piece of

[01:41:06] [SPEAKER_01]: source material mm-hmm and as part of

[01:41:08] [SPEAKER_01]: and as always you smell in your movies