On this week's special episode, Griffin and David are once again joined by Joe Reid (The Decider) to present their personal nominations for the upcoming 89th Academy Awards. This roundtable discussion looks to all the major categories and offers engaging criticism, as well as, references deep cut cinema from 2016 you may have missed. With the “Blankies”, some winners are picked, Oscar snubs deservingly defended, but AGAIN as always most of the personal grudges continue.
[00:00:01] Blank Check with Griffin and David
[00:00:05] Blank Check with Griffin and David
[00:00:09] Don't know what to say or to expect
[00:00:13] All you need to know is that the name of the show is Blank Check
[00:00:20] And now, pre-recorded from a closet at UCB Studios in New York City
[00:00:28] It's the Second Annual Blank Check Awards
[00:00:33] Here are your hosts, the two friends
[00:00:37] And why don't you put a hashtag in front of that
[00:00:40] David Sims and Griffin Newman
[00:00:43] Thank you
[00:00:44] Oh hi everybody
[00:00:45] That guy from the voiceovers
[00:00:47] Hi, thank you voiceover guy
[00:00:48] What's his name? He died
[00:00:49] Uh, oh fuck, what's his name? Don LaFontaine
[00:00:52] There you go
[00:00:53] It's me, the ghost of Don LaFontaine
[00:00:56] Yeah
[00:00:57] My unfinished business is done
[00:00:59] I return now to the Netherworld
[00:01:02] Oh thank you Don
[00:01:03] Bye Don, he's going into the Netherworld
[00:01:05] Oh bye, Don is being sucked down the town
[00:01:07] Yeah, we're to know that the Netherworld is where he belongs
[00:01:09] Yeah, I guess we finally got an answer
[00:01:11] You know when we started this podcast we said we were going to answer
[00:01:14] What happens when we die?
[00:01:16] Well originally it was who killed Heyman Lee
[00:01:19] I don't know who that is
[00:01:20] From cereal
[00:01:21] Oh sure, right yes
[00:01:22] When we answered that within one episode
[00:01:24] Yeah
[00:01:25] Since then we've been trying to answer what happens after death
[00:01:27] Apparently you have a list of unfinished business and when you finish it
[00:01:31] It's sucked down to the Netherworld
[00:01:33] If you're Don LaFontaine, that's actually all we know
[00:01:35] That's true
[00:01:36] You might need a larger case study
[00:01:37] A larger case study might have some dark shit in this past
[00:01:39] We don't know
[00:01:40] He does, definitely
[00:01:41] He did the voiceover for Daddy Day Camp
[00:01:42] Oh
[00:01:43] Alright
[00:01:44] Welcome to the blankies
[00:01:46] Cuba Gooding Jr.
[00:01:48] Daddy Day Camp
[00:01:50] He's in Daddy Day Camp?
[00:01:51] Cuba Gooding? Yeah, you were playing Study Murphy
[00:01:54] God that guy had a real long like valley
[00:01:59] It's a deep, it was like a grand canyon
[00:02:01] So this is that tradition where the blank check awards always start
[00:02:04] With the discussion of Cuba Gooding Jr.
[00:02:06] The two hosts come out on stage
[00:02:08] In 2000s career
[00:02:09] In a door and crowd they talk about
[00:02:11] Cuba Gooding Jr. definitely announced the Oscar nominations right?
[00:02:14] That feels, no?
[00:02:15] Nope
[00:02:16] I mean that feels like an easy choice
[00:02:18] Because they had women for so many of them
[00:02:21] Right
[00:02:22] It's such a tradition to have like a previously Oscar nominated woman
[00:02:25] Right
[00:02:26] But I mean like he's just like it's that
[00:02:28] Because it's always someone where you're like it's like Mera Sorvino
[00:02:31] It's been Mera Sorvino twice
[00:02:32] Yeah, where you're just like it's like oh yeah
[00:02:34] It's like someone who's an Oscar nominee
[00:02:36] But like you know can get up in the morning
[00:02:38] She won
[00:02:39] He's not that busy
[00:02:40] Wait she won as did Cuba
[00:02:41] Yes, yeah
[00:02:42] I remember I remember Sigourney doing it
[00:02:44] I'm just saying it
[00:02:45] I'm sorry, Sigourney doing it
[00:02:46] He's number one
[00:02:47] Rude
[00:02:48] I know it is rude
[00:02:49] Nominated twice in one year has never won
[00:02:51] Matthew Bates has done it a couple of times
[00:02:53] Yeah
[00:02:54] M.G. Harden
[00:02:55] I mean Salma
[00:02:56] Obviously we just talked about Ms. Hayek
[00:02:59] But yeah for always and forever it was
[00:03:02] The president of the Academy was male
[00:03:04] Right
[00:03:05] So they would match him up with
[00:03:06] Yes
[00:03:07] A female
[00:03:08] A sexy name
[00:03:09] Yes, a sexy lady
[00:03:10] Yeah
[00:03:11] Or sometimes Denzel Washington
[00:03:12] Right
[00:03:13] And now we're in the Cheryl Boone Isaacs regime
[00:03:16] Yes
[00:03:18] I love Cheryl Boone Isaacs
[00:03:19] I do too
[00:03:20] But it's like oh we get John Krasinski
[00:03:22] Yeah
[00:03:23] Hey man
[00:03:24] He's swole
[00:03:25] It seemed for a while that she was just like going through the list of the famous Chrissas too
[00:03:29] Which was kind of funny
[00:03:30] That's true
[00:03:31] I'm just behind it once
[00:03:32] What if they did all the Hemsworths
[00:03:34] Oh
[00:03:35] Including I think there's like a fourth one out there
[00:03:36] I think so too
[00:03:37] Yeah get him
[00:03:38] There's always gonna be another Hemsworth
[00:03:39] Which one do you like
[00:03:40] Like the Westworld one
[00:03:41] He's cute, you know he's little
[00:03:42] I know that
[00:03:43] Have you seen me he's low
[00:03:44] I think that's why I like him
[00:03:45] Even watching the show you kind of could tell he was little
[00:03:46] Yeah
[00:03:47] He carries himself differently
[00:03:48] He looks sort of close to his height
[00:03:49] Yeah
[00:03:50] Chris Hemsworth has got a big ass head
[00:03:51] Chris Hemsworth is such an underrated actor
[00:03:53] I know
[00:03:55] Yes
[00:03:56] Liam is a big old underrated
[00:03:57] No
[00:03:58] Liam I'm still like I'm looking at the watch there
[00:04:00] I'm like come on Liam show me what you got
[00:04:02] He is not show me what he's
[00:04:03] What he got
[00:04:04] No not yet
[00:04:05] Right
[00:04:06] And what's the other one called
[00:04:07] Liam, Chris
[00:04:08] The other one
[00:04:10] Pudgy
[00:04:12] Pudgy Hems
[00:04:13] Mudface Hemsworth
[00:04:14] Luke
[00:04:15] Luke
[00:04:16] I googled
[00:04:17] Other Hemsworth
[00:04:18] That's the first result
[00:04:20] Yeah
[00:04:21] His Wikipedia
[00:04:22] I call him Little Hemsworth
[00:04:23] Little Hemi
[00:04:25] We have a guest
[00:04:26] So producer Ben can you drop in
[00:04:28] The montage of us placing ourselves
[00:04:30] In the big movies of 2016
[00:04:32] No
[00:04:33] Of course
[00:04:34] And then of course producer Ben is not here for this episode
[00:04:36] So can you drop in audio producer Ben
[00:04:38] Saying that he will edit in
[00:04:40] Sure
[00:04:41] I didn't do it but whatever
[00:04:42] Here with us very special guest
[00:04:45] He was you know him best from
[00:04:47] The first annual blank check awards
[00:04:49] That's right
[00:04:50] And you'll know him going forward from
[00:04:51] The third annual blank check awards
[00:04:53] Market
[00:04:54] Market, ladies and gentlemen good friend of ours
[00:04:56] We're gonna be talking about
[00:04:57] Split
[00:04:58] Yeah
[00:04:59] Yeah
[00:05:00] I have a new number one actually
[00:05:01] Oh already
[00:05:02] Split got him thrown
[00:05:03] Man
[00:05:04] De-throned
[00:05:05] What's your new number one
[00:05:06] Wicked 2
[00:05:07] That was not hard to predict
[00:05:08] I've now seen five movies from 2017 baby
[00:05:11] So I got a best picture slate for 2017
[00:05:13] I don't want it
[00:05:16] Joe Reed is here
[00:05:17] Yes
[00:05:18] Joe Reed
[00:05:19] Happy to be the David Niven of the blankies
[00:05:21] Always
[00:05:22] From Decider
[00:05:24] Yes
[00:05:25] From our trivia team
[00:05:27] Yeah
[00:05:28] From the previous blank check awards
[00:05:29] So this is just you know
[00:05:30] This is where we get
[00:05:32] We give ourselves the blank check
[00:05:33] Once a year
[00:05:34] That's true
[00:05:35] We get the check
[00:05:36] And we go
[00:05:37] I think we get that check every week
[00:05:38] I don't think so
[00:05:39] Usually this episode
[00:05:40] This show is tight tight tight
[00:05:41] It's tight and we're just
[00:05:42] Doing what the man tells us to do
[00:05:43] That's right
[00:05:44] But then once a year we get the blank check
[00:05:46] And we go
[00:05:47] What if we picked the awards
[00:05:48] Right
[00:05:49] Which we all do every year anyway
[00:05:52] You've always done
[00:05:53] Before we had any kind of a podcast
[00:05:55] Or before we had any sort of friendship
[00:05:57] Before even at a computer I did this
[00:05:59] Yes
[00:06:00] Oh man it's a lonely Oscar obsessed
[00:06:03] Before we had
[00:06:04] Social acumen
[00:06:05] We would
[00:06:06] Pick the awards
[00:06:07] Hey I was always a very charming boy
[00:06:09] It's adorable that you think I have
[00:06:10] Social acumen now by the way
[00:06:11] So thank you
[00:06:12] So yeah I mean it's February
[00:06:14] Oscar season is almost over
[00:06:17] Thank God
[00:06:18] That's true
[00:06:19] The Oscars are coming up
[00:06:20] And you say that when it's
[00:06:21] Literally three more weeks of it
[00:06:23] Like
[00:06:24] Fucking hell
[00:06:25] Kimmel is going to host a ceremony
[00:06:28] He did an excellent job at the Emmys
[00:06:30] I'm usually very tepid on Kimmel
[00:06:32] But I will say
[00:06:33] I thought he was pretty good at me
[00:06:34] Yeah he was a good at me
[00:06:35] What if one of the nominees
[00:06:37] Catches on fire
[00:06:38] And then Kimmel comes out
[00:06:39] And goes
[00:06:40] Kimmel man he's famous for so many things
[00:06:43] Like that
[00:06:44] And mean tweets
[00:06:46] And at one time he was actually
[00:06:48] Addicted to Jay Leno
[00:06:49] And it was great
[00:06:50] Like a one good thing he ever did
[00:06:51] One moment we all liked him
[00:06:52] What's the overunder on how many
[00:06:54] Matt Damon jokes are going to be
[00:06:55] At this Oscar
[00:06:56] 14
[00:06:57] Matt Damon is a producer of
[00:06:58] Matt Damon
[00:06:59] He's going to be a producer
[00:07:00] Of Matt Damon
[00:07:01] And he's going to be a producer
[00:07:02] Of Matt Damon
[00:07:03] And he's going to be a producer
[00:07:04] Of Matt Damon
[00:07:05] And he's going to be a producer
[00:07:06] Of Matt Damon
[00:07:07] And he's going to be a producer
[00:07:08] Of Manchester by the Sext
[00:07:10] Literally fuck Matt Damon
[00:07:11] And there'll be a video
[00:07:12] Like it'll be the peak
[00:07:14] Right like he's actually going to do it now
[00:07:16] Affleck will do something
[00:07:18] His version of the crystal video
[00:07:19] Will be he'll pick every sexy
[00:07:21] Matt Damon has had in a movie
[00:07:22] And superimpose himself into it
[00:07:24] Matt Damon had a lot of sex scenes
[00:07:25] I don't feel like Matt Damon's a sex scene actor
[00:07:27] That's a really good point actually
[00:07:28] I can't think of one
[00:07:29] I'm like racking my brains
[00:07:30] I can't think of one actually
[00:07:31] That's very interesting
[00:07:32] I mean there's the bath scene
[00:07:33] In talent of Mr Ripley
[00:07:34] Right
[00:07:35] And of course he watches Jude
[00:07:36] And Gwyneth has sex
[00:07:37] In talent of Mr Ripley
[00:07:38] How's the peepin?
[00:07:39] How's the peepin?
[00:07:40] Yeah exactly
[00:07:41] That's the best line ever
[00:07:42] How's the peepin Tommy
[00:07:43] How's the peepin?
[00:07:44] The thing with Ben Affleck
[00:07:45] And Matt Damon now
[00:07:46] Not to take us on a tangent
[00:07:47] But like
[00:07:48] It feels like that friendship
[00:07:50] Has become that kind of friendship
[00:07:52] Where like
[00:07:53] Ben's not friends with Matt's other friend
[00:07:55] Like Matt has lots of other friends
[00:07:57] He's friends with Krasinski
[00:07:58] And he's friends with Kimmel
[00:07:59] And like that whole
[00:08:00] I feel like Matt's sort of like
[00:08:01] Bringshaw
[00:08:02] Matt's a cool guy
[00:08:03] He's got kids
[00:08:04] Got a nice life
[00:08:05] Causes
[00:08:06] Yeah
[00:08:07] I don't feel like Ben meshes
[00:08:08] With Matt's other friends anymore
[00:08:09] I think he's that guy
[00:08:10] Yeah
[00:08:11] I mean what's weird is that
[00:08:12] Matt was gonna direct
[00:08:14] Manchester by the sea
[00:08:16] And was he gonna star in it?
[00:08:18] Okay so can I give my theory on this?
[00:08:20] Well first let's say what the
[00:08:21] Because people are not gonna know
[00:08:22] The story
[00:08:23] It was that he was gonna star in it right
[00:08:25] He got too busy
[00:08:26] With maybe with Jason Bourne
[00:08:27] A camera board with what
[00:08:29] And so he said like
[00:08:30] Kenny you know what
[00:08:31] You should direct this
[00:08:32] And Kasey Affleck should be the star
[00:08:34] Right?
[00:08:35] Krasinski and Damon
[00:08:37] Have this weird friendship right
[00:08:39] They wrote Promise Land together
[00:08:41] Terrible movie
[00:08:42] Damon was gonna direct it
[00:08:43] And then he dropped out
[00:08:44] We've talked about this
[00:08:45] And Kasey VS
[00:08:47] Damon did a solid
[00:08:48] Made a bad movie
[00:08:49] Damon keeps on threatening to
[00:08:50] Direct a movie and then dropping out
[00:08:51] Right
[00:08:52] And there was another movie
[00:08:53] He was supposed to direct it
[00:08:54] Now Gavin O'Connor just took over
[00:08:56] Man the taker over
[00:08:58] Gavin O'Connor
[00:08:59] He really is
[00:09:00] I mean talk
[00:09:01] Yeah this is the problem
[00:09:02] I mean well okay
[00:09:03] I'm not gonna go on and Gavin O'Connor
[00:09:05] Right
[00:09:06] We had this idea with Krasinski
[00:09:08] Yeah
[00:09:09] This is the story as they told it
[00:09:10] And he went to Lonergan
[00:09:11] And said hey could we hire you to write
[00:09:13] Yeah do you want to write this
[00:09:14] Right
[00:09:15] Lonergan wrote it
[00:09:16] He thought it was like
[00:09:17] You know for a higher job
[00:09:18] Lonergan wrote it and killed two more kids
[00:09:19] You know that right
[00:09:20] Oh no
[00:09:21] Cause they said like
[00:09:22] He loses his kid in a fire
[00:09:23] When Lonergan wrote it
[00:09:24] They were like three kids
[00:09:25] You sure Kenny
[00:09:26] And he was like yeah
[00:09:27] Yeah it's three
[00:09:28] Gotta do it
[00:09:29] It's a jailbreak
[00:09:30] Manchester Sportlers
[00:09:31] Yeah
[00:09:32] Oh yeah
[00:09:33] Los spoilers in this episode
[00:09:34] Yeah that's true
[00:09:35] Split the sequel to On Break
[00:09:36] Jesus
[00:09:37] One, two, three
[00:09:39] On Breakable
[00:09:40] I didn't even see that one coming
[00:09:42] I didn't either
[00:09:43] That's why I tried to do the countdown
[00:09:44] I thought you'd do it
[00:09:45] Yeah yeah
[00:09:46] We're usually good at that
[00:09:47] We are duly appointed federal marshes
[00:09:48] We are duly appointed federal marshes
[00:09:49] Alright
[00:09:51] Go ahead
[00:09:52] What's your theory
[00:09:53] Okay so
[00:09:54] Damon's supposed to star on it
[00:09:55] And he goes
[00:09:56] I'm too busy
[00:09:57] I don't have time to direct
[00:09:58] Too busy making a shitty fifth born movie
[00:10:00] Right Lonergan
[00:10:01] Can you direct
[00:10:02] And then Lonergan's like
[00:10:03] Okay fine I'll do that
[00:10:04] And then he's like
[00:10:05] Too busy to act in it
[00:10:06] Can you get my buddy Casey to do it
[00:10:07] Right
[00:10:08] Well yeah sure
[00:10:10] I don't think Damon ever intended to
[00:10:11] Star or direct that one
[00:10:12] You think it was like
[00:10:13] He was doing an intervention
[00:10:14] For Lonergan
[00:10:15] Who was unhireable at that point
[00:10:16] A lot of people have said that
[00:10:17] That he was like
[00:10:18] Really trying to get
[00:10:19] Kenny back in the game
[00:10:20] I think so
[00:10:21] Kenny was lost in a fog after Margaret
[00:10:23] Right
[00:10:24] And so right
[00:10:25] Making the best film in the last ten years
[00:10:26] He kind of parent trapped him
[00:10:27] He was kind of like
[00:10:28] Oh I'm making a movie
[00:10:29] I'm making a movie
[00:10:30] Can you just like
[00:10:31] You know write a little
[00:10:32] Write a few lines for me
[00:10:33] And then Kenny gets into it
[00:10:34] And he's like
[00:10:35] Hey Kenny
[00:10:36] What do you want to do to direct this
[00:10:37] And I think fundamentally
[00:10:38] Casey Affleck is right for that role
[00:10:39] In the way that Matt Damon is not
[00:10:40] 100%
[00:10:41] Oh yeah
[00:10:43] I got so worked up
[00:10:44] I swallowed my own spit
[00:10:45] I was going to say though
[00:10:46] Like the Lonergan comeback
[00:10:47] I feel like is a really
[00:10:48] Underreported story
[00:10:49] Of this Oscar season
[00:10:50] And that like
[00:10:51] He really was
[00:10:52] Like you said
[00:10:53] Like it was unemployable
[00:10:54] Like Margaret was such a
[00:10:56] High profile
[00:10:58] You know
[00:10:59] I mean it as
[00:11:00] I thought it turned out fantastically
[00:11:01] But like
[00:11:02] Who after that whole process
[00:11:03] Was going to be like
[00:11:04] I want to be in the kind of
[00:11:05] Lonergan business
[00:11:06] That was the thing
[00:11:07] Even after there were sort of
[00:11:08] The critical reevaluation
[00:11:09] Of that movie
[00:11:10] And like the save mark
[00:11:11] Campaign and all of that
[00:11:12] Like
[00:11:13] That
[00:11:14] The production of the movie
[00:11:15] Was such a nightmare
[00:11:16] That was like
[00:11:17] I was going to give him money
[00:11:18] To do this
[00:11:19] Like he ended up in a
[00:11:20] Five year lawsuit with the
[00:11:21] Produce
[00:11:22] That's true
[00:11:23] And now he's all the way back
[00:11:24] And the lawsuit even settled
[00:11:25] There's nothing better
[00:11:26] For the actual like
[00:11:27] Business of movie
[00:11:28] And making a movie
[00:11:29] That made good money
[00:11:30] Yep
[00:11:31] That was
[00:11:32] Acquired by Amazon
[00:11:33] But got a nice theatrical release
[00:11:34] Like a proper
[00:11:35] Cinematics
[00:11:36] You know release
[00:11:37] Still not available in
[00:11:38] Amazon Prime
[00:11:39] Because they like
[00:11:40] They do it right
[00:11:41] You know they give it six months
[00:11:42] I agree Amazon's a great company
[00:11:43] Everything they do is good
[00:11:44] I fucking do not
[00:11:45] Like Amazon in every respect
[00:11:46] But I do like how
[00:11:47] They handle their movies
[00:11:48] Yes
[00:11:49] And their TV
[00:11:50] So let's say all their media
[00:11:51] Is really really excellent
[00:11:52] And also
[00:11:54] You know
[00:11:55] I just love that
[00:11:56] Every morning I check the news
[00:11:57] And still nothing's come out
[00:11:58] About Jeff Bezos like
[00:12:00] Paying for the Dakota Pipeline
[00:12:01] Or anything
[00:12:02] I pass that graveyard my friend
[00:12:04] You know what I'm saying
[00:12:05] You know every day there's
[00:12:06] Like a new company where it's
[00:12:07] Like oh fuck okay I'm not
[00:12:08] Glad to like that company anymore
[00:12:09] Every morning I wake up
[00:12:10] And I'm like
[00:12:11] Please know how bad it is on stuff
[00:12:13] This is how I feel about
[00:12:14] Isabelle Hooper
[00:12:15] Throughout this entire
[00:12:16] Oscar season
[00:12:17] You're waiting for her to pull
[00:12:18] A Charlotte Ramford
[00:12:19] Oh don't say anything stupid
[00:12:20] No no Isabelle
[00:12:21] You know she has some
[00:12:22] Real bad opinions
[00:12:23] Learning in that French
[00:12:24] Brain of hers
[00:12:25] Frenchies
[00:12:26] You never know
[00:12:27] Waiting to come out
[00:12:28] Mary Ann Cotillard she's just like
[00:12:30] She just can't wait for someone
[00:12:31] To put a microphone in front of her
[00:12:32] So she can say like
[00:12:33] The moon lizards are doing something
[00:12:36] Yeah the mic was a goffine
[00:12:38] Thank you that's a joke for four people
[00:12:41] Alright
[00:12:42] So how are we going to do this
[00:12:45] Okay
[00:12:46] Do you want to do screen
[00:12:47] Supporting actors first
[00:12:48] I think we do supporting
[00:12:49] Classic Oscar style
[00:12:50] So yeah these are our picks
[00:12:53] Five nominees per category
[00:12:55] We'll discuss their nominees
[00:12:56] And each one of us will pick the winner
[00:12:58] Okay
[00:12:59] That's the rough format of this
[00:13:00] Loose show that's mostly just us
[00:13:01] Geeking out
[00:13:02] Exactly
[00:13:03] Yes
[00:13:04] I'll say this
[00:13:06] I've been in almost every category
[00:13:08] I've had like four out of five
[00:13:10] Settled and the fifth one
[00:13:11] I've been switching between a few positions
[00:13:13] Yup
[00:13:14] So I'm probably going to make
[00:13:15] Like a shotgun decision
[00:13:16] Yeah I did that
[00:13:17] It's going to be annoying
[00:13:18] I have at least one category
[00:13:19] We're right now on my
[00:13:20] When I made my list
[00:13:21] I have a list of six
[00:13:22] That I'm going to have to like
[00:13:23] Cut one on, you know, live on air
[00:13:25] Oh just FYI by the way
[00:13:26] You cannot nominate nocturnal animal
[00:13:28] Yeah that's the rule
[00:13:29] For any categories
[00:13:30] That's the rule
[00:13:31] Yeah
[00:13:32] Oh glad
[00:13:33] It is ineligible on the basis of sucking
[00:13:35] Yeah yeah that's the thing
[00:13:36] I would love that if I was like
[00:13:37] In charge of the jury
[00:13:38] And it's like the jury is a
[00:13:40] Academy jury's reach the verdict
[00:13:41] Which is all films are eligible
[00:13:42] Except for nocturnal animal
[00:13:43] So as you guys
[00:13:44] Because it was bad
[00:13:45] As you guys know
[00:13:46] As friends of mine
[00:13:48] Long time friends of mine
[00:13:49] Close friends of mine
[00:13:50] You like Michael S
[00:13:51] I like Michael S
[00:13:52] Oh sure
[00:13:53] No I wasn't going to say that
[00:13:54] I mean look I like Michael S
[00:13:55] That wouldn't even be my favorite
[00:13:56] Michael S performance here
[00:13:57] We've nominated him for two Oscars now
[00:13:59] For two of his worst performances
[00:14:00] It's kind of bizarre
[00:14:01] It's like Tucci turns two
[00:14:03] It is true
[00:14:04] I don't think nocturnal is one
[00:14:05] Of his worst performance
[00:14:06] No I think he's good
[00:14:07] But Revolutionary Road is
[00:14:08] Revolutionary Road definitely is
[00:14:09] He's you're right
[00:14:10] He's fine in it
[00:14:11] But it would like
[00:14:12] Why
[00:14:13] This is such a lie
[00:14:14] 15 Michael Shannon performances
[00:14:15] Probably
[00:14:16] I would say
[00:14:17] For Blankey's purposes
[00:14:18] He is presenting our best
[00:14:19] Supporting Actress Award
[00:14:20] Because he is Griffin's
[00:14:21] Winner last year
[00:14:22] For 99 Homes
[00:14:23] No for the night for the night
[00:14:24] For 94
[00:14:25] Sorry sorry sorry
[00:14:27] Forgot I forgot
[00:14:28] He is presenting
[00:14:29] I can't remember who
[00:14:30] My winner was
[00:14:31] I am Michael Shannon here
[00:14:32] I'm presenting the nominees
[00:14:33] For the night for the night
[00:14:34] Is he wearing his Hawaiian shirt
[00:14:35] To show it's numbers
[00:14:36] Best of working hand
[00:14:37] Yeah alright okay
[00:14:38] What I was going to say is
[00:14:41] As you guys know
[00:14:42] My catchphrase
[00:14:43] Which has been trademarked
[00:14:44] For a long time as
[00:14:45] Everything is terrible
[00:14:46] Everyone's the worst
[00:14:47] Yeah great catchphrase
[00:14:48] Saw nocturnal animals
[00:14:49] Really coming into
[00:14:50] Time right now
[00:14:51] I've been using it less
[00:14:52] Because now it feels kind of
[00:14:53] Hacked
[00:14:54] But
[00:14:55] Saw nocturnal animals
[00:14:56] And I was just like
[00:14:57] So what's the
[00:14:58] It's just everything's terrible
[00:14:59] Everyone's the worst
[00:15:00] Like at the end of that movie
[00:15:01] You're just like
[00:15:02] So the whole point is
[00:15:03] Fuck everybody
[00:15:04] Fuck everything
[00:15:05] Great how creative
[00:15:06] The other point is
[00:15:07] Jake Gyllenhaal isn't right
[00:15:08] For every role
[00:15:09] Yeah that's a good point
[00:15:10] And three comedy points
[00:15:11] Okay so
[00:15:12] Who was my supporting actor
[00:15:13] Winner last year
[00:15:14] Mine was Nicholas Holt
[00:15:15] I remember that
[00:15:16] And it was a good pick
[00:15:17] That was a cool pick
[00:15:18] It was a good pick
[00:15:19] Okay so this is Nicholas Holt
[00:15:20] Presenting with Michael Shannon
[00:15:21] With Michael Shannon
[00:15:22] And I'm sure who the fuck
[00:15:23] Would my winner have been
[00:15:24] Hello Nicholas Holt
[00:15:25] I'm literally like
[00:15:31] Like just sort of like
[00:15:32] Running down the list
[00:15:33] Rylance
[00:15:34] Obviously
[00:15:35] You really loved Rylance
[00:15:36] Yeah there we go
[00:15:37] That's what it is
[00:15:38] Jesus David
[00:15:39] I'm Michael Rylance
[00:15:40] I'm Nicholas Holt
[00:15:42] Alright go ahead
[00:15:43] Okay best supporting actress
[00:15:48] We do each of us
[00:15:51] Names their five right
[00:15:52] Yeah okay
[00:15:54] Boy I'm gonna have to make
[00:15:55] Under the gun to say
[00:15:56] Okay ready?
[00:15:57] Here we go
[00:15:58] Go ahead
[00:15:59] Michelle Williams
[00:16:00] For Manchester by the sea
[00:16:01] Good performance
[00:16:02] Very good performance
[00:16:04] In the least surprising
[00:16:05] Griffa nomination of all time
[00:16:07] Elle Fanning for 20th century women
[00:16:09] Uh huh she is good
[00:16:10] In the second least surprising
[00:16:12] Griffa nomination of all time
[00:16:14] Kate McKinnon for Ghostbusters
[00:16:16] Yeah she's good too
[00:16:17] Yeah she's actually a tough miss
[00:16:19] For me
[00:16:20] Lily Gladstone for certain women
[00:16:22] That's a good one
[00:16:23] And oh boy oh boy
[00:16:25] Uh oh who's my fifth gonna be
[00:16:27] Janelle Mene for moonlight
[00:16:30] For moonlight not for hidden figure
[00:16:32] That's a really good pick
[00:16:33] I saw moonlight again last night
[00:16:34] And her performance like leapt up the charts
[00:16:37] For me after seeing it a second time
[00:16:38] It is almost as good as Mahershala Lees
[00:16:40] In terms of like impact
[00:16:42] Versus minutes you know like
[00:16:44] You really feel her character
[00:16:45] Even though she's in it
[00:16:46] For what product 10 minutes
[00:16:47] She has two really signature scenes
[00:16:49] That jumped out at me
[00:16:50] Which is one of which was when Mahershala
[00:16:52] Is giving the uh
[00:16:54] Answering the kids question
[00:16:56] When he says what's the second
[00:16:57] And he says that's a thing
[00:16:59] That people call gay people
[00:17:01] And then he goes
[00:17:02] I suppose you could
[00:17:03] And she looks at him and she just shakes his head
[00:17:06] Like not the time
[00:17:07] Not the time
[00:17:08] She gets a nomination for me
[00:17:09] Almost exclusively
[00:17:11] That's a push serve there
[00:17:12] I saw the movie three times right
[00:17:14] And I saw it the third time last week
[00:17:15] And the first two times
[00:17:16] I kept on being like
[00:17:17] God this is such a good performance
[00:17:19] She's clearly like such a fucking
[00:17:21] Star to watch right
[00:17:22] Like just hit the ground running
[00:17:24] She's gonna have an amazing film career
[00:17:26] I wish there was a little more
[00:17:28] Screen time because I feel like
[00:17:30] She'd be one of my contenders
[00:17:31] And watching it the third time
[00:17:32] I was like
[00:17:33] What are these arbitrary rules
[00:17:34] I'm setting up because he doesn't
[00:17:35] Have enough screen time
[00:17:36] You're the boss
[00:17:37] Right I'm the boss
[00:17:38] And I just think like
[00:17:39] How much he makes out of
[00:17:40] We can't do this much conversation
[00:17:41] But who is your miss
[00:17:43] Who am I
[00:17:44] I'd say I have three close misses
[00:17:46] Okay
[00:17:47] It was sort of between Naomi Harris
[00:17:49] And General Mene for who got my moonlight slot
[00:17:51] Yeah I'd definitely take Mene over
[00:17:53] I think Harris is fine
[00:17:55] I think she's gotten a little bit more
[00:17:58] Of not that great in this great movie
[00:18:01] Conversation than maybe I would have
[00:18:03] I think she's good in the movie
[00:18:04] It's an oscarine performance
[00:18:05] That's right
[00:18:06] She's very good in the movie
[00:18:07] I think it's the most traditionally
[00:18:08] Oscary performance
[00:18:09] And the most actory performance
[00:18:10] In a movie where everyone else
[00:18:11] Is very naturalistic
[00:18:12] Which is fine
[00:18:13] But she's got the craziest arc to play
[00:18:15] Exactly it's bigger
[00:18:16] But that's authentic
[00:18:19] I'll say Lord Dern and certain women
[00:18:22] Right outside my five
[00:18:23] I think she's very underrated
[00:18:25] Everyone is good in certain ways
[00:18:26] That's a fantastic
[00:18:27] Tyree Kim or the Handmaiden
[00:18:29] Very close for me
[00:18:31] My problem with the Handmaiden girls
[00:18:33] Is their sort of fudgy category
[00:18:35] Because each of them kind of has
[00:18:37] One of the three acts to themselves
[00:18:41] So it's just tough
[00:18:42] But they're all good
[00:18:43] I agree
[00:18:44] I nominated neither of them
[00:18:45] Even though both of them just were
[00:18:47] On the outside of respective categories
[00:18:49] Because of that problem
[00:18:50] I think they both got fucked by that
[00:18:52] And I'd say the last one
[00:18:53] Who just missed out for me was
[00:18:56] Was Sarah Giddon for
[00:18:59] Why am I forgetting the title
[00:19:01] Of the fucking movie?
[00:19:02] Indignation
[00:19:03] Thank you
[00:19:04] It was going to say intolerance
[00:19:05] Alright
[00:19:06] Joe do you want to go next?
[00:19:07] Yeah
[00:19:08] So mine are alphabetical order
[00:19:10] Tammy Blanchard in The Invitation
[00:19:12] Oh, Joe
[00:19:13] I know
[00:19:14] Coming right up
[00:19:15] I know I'm coming up with the really obnoxiously
[00:19:17] Like esoteric one
[00:19:18] One that's a real Joe Reed pick
[00:19:19] Two
[00:19:20] She's terrific in the movie
[00:19:21] Yeah, I love her
[00:19:22] And she's terrific actress
[00:19:23] And she's terrific in Tallulah as well
[00:19:25] If anybody saw that movie
[00:19:26] She is good in Tallulah
[00:19:27] Although not
[00:19:28] Given a really impossible character
[00:19:29] Yeah tough character
[00:19:30] Tough movie
[00:19:31] I saw that movie
[00:19:32] Gave it a decent review
[00:19:34] Sat with me strangely
[00:19:35] It's a weird movie
[00:19:36] Jenny is fantastic
[00:19:37] Ellen Page is fantastic
[00:19:38] Ellen Page is fantastic characters
[00:19:39] Yeah
[00:19:40] Obviously Jenny is good
[00:19:41] But like when she bad
[00:19:42] Yeah
[00:19:43] It's an odd movie to consider
[00:19:44] Sort of in the long view
[00:19:45] Tammy Blanchard
[00:19:46] Paulina Garcia in Little Men
[00:19:48] Good one
[00:19:49] Love that movie
[00:19:50] Greta Gerwig in 20th Century Women
[00:19:52] Lily Gladstone in Certain Women
[00:19:54] And Michelle Williams in Manchester by the Sea
[00:19:56] Okay, so we overlap on three
[00:19:58] On two
[00:19:59] Two
[00:20:00] Lily Gladstone and Michelle Williams
[00:20:01] We also Joe overlap on three
[00:20:03] Paulina Garcia in Little Men
[00:20:04] Yeah she's so good
[00:20:05] Get yourself to that movie
[00:20:06] If you haven't seen it
[00:20:07] She is fantastic
[00:20:08] Lily Gladstone in Certain Women
[00:20:10] We've all got her
[00:20:11] I mean that's the best
[00:20:12] Supporting performance of the year for me
[00:20:14] She's so good
[00:20:15] Certainly female
[00:20:16] I guess we announce winners later
[00:20:18] Greta Gerwig in 20th Century Women
[00:20:21] So good
[00:20:22] It's phenomenal better than Elle Fanning
[00:20:23] Sorry Brian
[00:20:24] Taking the wrong performance
[00:20:25] No
[00:20:26] But Elle's pretty good
[00:20:27] Yeah
[00:20:28] I think everybody in that movie is good
[00:20:29] Yeah
[00:20:30] Viola Davis in Fences
[00:20:32] I'm sorry
[00:20:33] It's a supporting performance
[00:20:35] We'll get to this
[00:20:36] It's a supporting performance
[00:20:38] Mary Alice won the Tony
[00:20:40] I know
[00:20:41] For a supporting performance
[00:20:42] Because that's what it is
[00:20:43] Viola won the lead because she's famous
[00:20:45] That's why they put her in lead in the Tony's
[00:20:47] Which is what they always do
[00:20:48] The famous people go in lead
[00:20:50] How famous was she when Fences was on
[00:20:52] She was an Oscar nominee
[00:20:53] She was an Oscar nominee
[00:20:54] She was a two-time Oscar nominee
[00:20:56] Was it after the help?
[00:20:57] I thought it was before the help
[00:20:58] Well it's after doubt
[00:20:59] It was definitely after doubt
[00:21:00] I mean I think it's the same
[00:21:01] Isn't it 2011?
[00:21:02] I think it might be the same year as the help
[00:21:03] I thought it was 20 times
[00:21:04] But I could be totally wrong
[00:21:05] But she's
[00:21:07] I would say she's a
[00:21:08] If you're an Oscar nominee
[00:21:09] In the eyes of the Tony's
[00:21:11] You are famous
[00:21:12] And certainly in the realm of Broadway
[00:21:13] And August Wilson plays
[00:21:15] Viola Davis is incredibly
[00:21:16] Famous and notable
[00:21:18] And it's also one of those things where
[00:21:19] When a play is revived
[00:21:20] If it's that famous
[00:21:22] Suddenly these roles
[00:21:23] Become so titanic
[00:21:25] Like even
[00:21:26] It's a supporting performance
[00:21:27] I think it's a very borderline
[00:21:28] It is borderline
[00:21:29] We can talk about it
[00:21:30] When we talk about lead
[00:21:31] But I think the fact that
[00:21:33] That last 20 minutes or so
[00:21:36] Is her
[00:21:37] Yeah obviously
[00:21:38] She takes over the movie
[00:21:39] But in the same way that Del Toro
[00:21:40] Takes over Sicario
[00:21:41] It's a supporting performance
[00:21:42] You know where it's like
[00:21:43] Suddenly the movie gets handed up
[00:21:45] For most of the movie
[00:21:47] That is the Denzel Washington show
[00:21:49] With a lot of other people around him
[00:21:50] You know as great as Davis is
[00:21:51] For the whole movie obviously
[00:21:53] Yeah well you kind of know
[00:21:54] But you know that transfer
[00:21:55] And anyway
[00:21:56] My fifth nomination is
[00:21:57] Condi Alexander in Patriots Day
[00:21:59] I have not seen Patriots Day
[00:22:01] This is
[00:22:02] A wild pick
[00:22:03] By David Sedge
[00:22:04] Kaboom
[00:22:05] They have
[00:22:06] Condi Alexander
[00:22:07] Uh huh
[00:22:08] The great Condi Alexander
[00:22:09] Love her
[00:22:10] Love her
[00:22:11] Comes into Patriots Day
[00:22:12] Which is a movie that is
[00:22:14] Not that great in my opinion
[00:22:15] And all over the place
[00:22:16] But has some you know
[00:22:17] Has a little mojo
[00:22:18] Weirdly close to being great
[00:22:20] It's like you're right
[00:22:22] But I mean it's
[00:22:23] But the thing is here's the thing
[00:22:24] It's not good at all
[00:22:25] Like if you know
[00:22:26] It's bad but you're right
[00:22:27] Like if you just tip
[00:22:28] Like six or seven things
[00:22:29] Just like five percent over
[00:22:31] Maybe it'd be great
[00:22:32] I don't know if there's a movie
[00:22:33] I've seen that's closer to greatness
[00:22:35] That doesn't achieve
[00:22:36] Really
[00:22:37] In that year
[00:22:38] 2016
[00:22:39] Like wins my award for like
[00:22:41] This is weirdly close to greatness
[00:22:43] For a movie that isn't
[00:22:44] Yeah
[00:22:45] Condi Alexander comes in
[00:22:46] Her character doesn't have a name
[00:22:47] She's just called interrogator
[00:22:48] Yeah
[00:22:49] She comes in
[00:22:50] I'm already in
[00:22:51] I'm already interested
[00:22:52] She's in a hijab
[00:22:53] She's you know in Muslim garb
[00:22:54] And she's interrogating the wife
[00:22:56] Of Sarah Neve played by a super girl
[00:22:59] Melissa Benoist
[00:23:01] Which is not whitewashing
[00:23:03] She is a white suburban woman
[00:23:05] Who converted
[00:23:06] It would be funny if Peter Berg was like
[00:23:07] Too many like
[00:23:08] Let's get a white person playing one of these
[00:23:10] Anyway
[00:23:12] The movie doesn't explain that
[00:23:13] So the whole time you're watching
[00:23:14] And you're like is this wrong
[00:23:15] Right
[00:23:16] You're waiting to go to Wikipedia
[00:23:17] At the end of the movie
[00:23:18] I mean it's because it was so recent
[00:23:19] Because Pinterest is a cover in events
[00:23:21] That happened four years ago
[00:23:22] True, true
[00:23:23] By the way do you know that
[00:23:25] Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg
[00:23:26] Have a movie coming out
[00:23:27] About this year's Blink Check Award
[00:23:28] They do it's going to be Friday
[00:23:30] Yes, wait is that
[00:23:31] Kandee Alexander is going to play me in Terriander
[00:23:33] That doesn't give me a whole lot of confidence
[00:23:34] For how the rest of this Blankies
[00:23:35] Is going to go
[00:23:36] Hey who knows
[00:23:37] Alright so Kandee comes in
[00:23:39] Interrogates her
[00:23:40] And it's this scene where it's like
[00:23:42] This powder keg scene where she is basically
[00:23:44] Like you're fucked
[00:23:46] Like you are in so much trouble
[00:23:48] We know you knew about this
[00:23:49] We know you're in cahoots
[00:23:51] With your husband and his brother
[00:23:53] And like you know and she's
[00:23:55] She's kind of it's incredible
[00:23:57] She's playing the good cop and the bad cop
[00:23:59] In the same body
[00:24:01] Cause she's literally switching between
[00:24:03] Wait is it a split sequel
[00:24:05] It is a split sequel
[00:24:06] Oh my god
[00:24:07] It's an unbreakable prequel sequel
[00:24:08] No
[00:24:09] She'll switch between like kind of like
[00:24:11] Speaking to her in Arabic
[00:24:13] God
[00:24:14] And you know what I'm talking about
[00:24:16] You've seen the movie
[00:24:17] And like sort of trying to reach her
[00:24:18] As a Muslim woman
[00:24:19] What Muslim woman
[00:24:20] And then kind of like
[00:24:21] Then she's like I want an attorney
[00:24:22] And she's like you ain't getting shit
[00:24:24] You know like being a bad cop
[00:24:26] And then exits the scene
[00:24:28] Pulls off the hijab and is like
[00:24:29] Sorry guys I got nothing
[00:24:30] Like it is an incredible
[00:24:32] And they say could you work for her
[00:24:33] And she goes I can't tell you
[00:24:34] I can't tell you goodbye
[00:24:35] And it's like an incredible like
[00:24:37] It's probably what
[00:24:38] Seven or eight minutes scene
[00:24:40] It's one scene performance
[00:24:41] I couldn't believe it when I was
[00:24:43] Suddenly like electrified by that scene
[00:24:45] Okay
[00:24:46] Can I tell you the one thing about this
[00:24:47] Pick that makes me angry
[00:24:49] I forgot to pick
[00:24:51] Fuck you
[00:24:52] I sat there watching the movie
[00:24:53] And went this is no question
[00:24:55] Of my five nominees and I forgot about it
[00:24:57] Until now
[00:24:58] I don't know who I'd replace her with
[00:24:59] But yeah
[00:25:00] I mean yes
[00:25:01] I fucking hats off to you
[00:25:03] Incredible performance great pick
[00:25:05] Alright
[00:25:06] I feel confident
[00:25:07] But my winner is definitely Lily Gladstone
[00:25:09] We should give her a couple minutes of praise man
[00:25:11] She's so good in that movie
[00:25:13] So I
[00:25:14] But I think she's the only one we all
[00:25:16] Nominate
[00:25:17] She's the only one we all nominated
[00:25:18] Michelle Williams
[00:25:19] No I didn't nominate her
[00:25:20] I think she's great
[00:25:21] Yeah
[00:25:22] It's a good category
[00:25:23] No I think
[00:25:24] Lily Gladstone comes
[00:25:26] She's in the third part of that movie
[00:25:28] And she comes out of nowhere
[00:25:30] And she's the only one of those actresses
[00:25:32] That you've never seen in anything
[00:25:33] Right cause you're going to the third part
[00:25:34] And you're like ah case do
[00:25:35] Like I'm excited for some Kristen Stewart
[00:25:37] Kristen Stewart is good in that
[00:25:38] But she's not the focus
[00:25:39] Right exactly
[00:25:40] You realize quickly
[00:25:41] Oh this isn't actually about her
[00:25:42] And she's playing this woman
[00:25:43] And she doesn't play her as a sad woman
[00:25:45] Even though there's sadness
[00:25:47] So much about her character
[00:25:49] Right right
[00:25:50] More of a person who's kind of
[00:25:51] Like somewhat resigned
[00:25:53] To how her life works
[00:25:55] But is at least tempted by like
[00:25:57] Oh could I like
[00:25:58] And it's so recognizable in her
[00:26:00] That thing where you're used to
[00:26:02] The sort of routines of your life
[00:26:04] And then something walks into your life
[00:26:05] That like gives you this spark
[00:26:07] Of like oh something could be like different
[00:26:09] And she just really comes alive
[00:26:12] Ah that's really really good
[00:26:13] She's a ranch hand
[00:26:14] She's Native American
[00:26:15] The movie set in Montana right
[00:26:16] It's in the northwest
[00:26:19] Lily Gladstone's Native American actress
[00:26:22] I've never heard of her before
[00:26:23] Like I don't know
[00:26:24] It's in things before
[00:26:26] And she's attending these like night
[00:26:28] School classes being taught by Kristen
[00:26:30] Stewart's character and they have this
[00:26:32] Like it's not even a flirtation
[00:26:34] Really but it's some kind of a like connection
[00:26:36] Essentially they start to like get dinner
[00:26:38] Together or whatever
[00:26:39] Cause they're the only two people
[00:26:40] In that room who are incredibly awful
[00:26:42] She's Kristen Stewart
[00:26:43] Teaching these teachers who all they
[00:26:44] Want to know is like
[00:26:46] What is like the legal requirement
[00:26:48] For me to like discipline my students
[00:26:50] It's all like
[00:26:52] It's such a good movie
[00:26:54] You know she's been in a couple things
[00:26:56] Lily Gladstone and she
[00:26:57] I wish her well in the future
[00:26:59] She won a lot of critics awards
[00:27:00] Which is great and like you know
[00:27:02] I'm so happy for her
[00:27:03] I do think though it's important to say that
[00:27:06] This is kind of an hysterian
[00:27:09] Rogers performance
[00:27:10] Like her performance works
[00:27:12] Because of how good Kristen Stewart
[00:27:14] Is as well
[00:27:15] How good the two of them are together
[00:27:16] Like even though Lily Gladstone's
[00:27:18] Like the showy
[00:27:20] You're not wrong
[00:27:21] Right
[00:27:22] But this is why we should give Lily Gladstone awards
[00:27:24] So that she can publicly thank Kristen Stewart
[00:27:26] For being the Fred
[00:27:28] Kristen Stewart was my winner last year
[00:27:29] In supporting actress
[00:27:30] Alright for Clouds of Seals
[00:27:31] Alright so my winner is Lily
[00:27:33] Who's your winner Joe
[00:27:34] With the caveat that
[00:27:35] I would love to give it
[00:27:37] To Tammy Blanchard just so I could
[00:27:39] Evangelize about the invitation more
[00:27:41] Because I think it's such a good movie
[00:27:43] That people didn't really see this year
[00:27:45] It's on Netflix
[00:27:46] My favorite horror movie of the year
[00:27:48] Damn right
[00:27:49] It's so tense
[00:27:50] Probably not mine
[00:27:51] But it might be my number two
[00:27:52] Karen Kusama directed it
[00:27:54] Oh Amber Alert
[00:27:55] I'm sorry
[00:27:56] I'm fucking phone
[00:27:57] I'm sorry I didn't know there was an Amber Alert going on
[00:27:59] Karen Kusama directed the movie
[00:28:02] It's really good
[00:28:03] Go out and see it
[00:28:04] No my winner is Greta Gerwig
[00:28:06] For her 20s
[00:28:07] She's so good
[00:28:08] She's so good
[00:28:09] Wrong performance
[00:28:10] You got a beef with this performance
[00:28:12] Look
[00:28:13] I think Greta Gerwig
[00:28:14] Is incredibly well cast in that movie
[00:28:16] Okay
[00:28:17] Yeah I don't know where this is going
[00:28:19] I think it plays to all of her strengths
[00:28:22] Well first of all
[00:28:24] I think it plays to her strengths
[00:28:26] But I don't necessarily feel like
[00:28:27] In a way that would make me
[00:28:29] Discount performance
[00:28:30] I also think we get stuff from her
[00:28:31] In that performance
[00:28:32] That I don't think I've seen
[00:28:33] From her
[00:28:34] I think there's
[00:28:35] There are all the scenes with her
[00:28:36] Talking to Annette Benning
[00:28:38] About motherhood
[00:28:39] And the one scene where it's
[00:28:41] Great movie by the way
[00:28:42] We can all agree
[00:28:43] I saw it twice
[00:28:44] It's phenomenal
[00:28:45] I think we're going to talk about
[00:28:46] More of that episode
[00:28:47] Wow
[00:28:48] Pretty beautiful
[00:28:49] I don't even know what I'm talking about
[00:28:51] But there's also the scene where
[00:28:53] Annette is saying
[00:28:55] This is
[00:28:56] I don't get to see my
[00:28:57] Sound out in the world
[00:28:58] And you do
[00:28:59] Those two scenes with them together
[00:29:01] Are so fantastic
[00:29:02] Keeping up with Annette Benning
[00:29:04] Is a tough one
[00:29:05] Especially maybe Annette Benning's
[00:29:07] Best performance
[00:29:08] I might say that
[00:29:09] I've got a dynamic
[00:29:11] And a dynamic performance
[00:29:13] That like
[00:29:14] Simmers in your body for
[00:29:16] One weeks
[00:29:17] I just think
[00:29:19] I think Elle Fanning
[00:29:20] I mean look
[00:29:21] Elle Fanning is fine
[00:29:22] In 20th century women
[00:29:23] She is good at playing
[00:29:24] One vibe
[00:29:25] Which is
[00:29:26] The rebellious girl
[00:29:27] Who you know secretly
[00:29:28] Is like not as rebellious
[00:29:29] As she thinks she is
[00:29:30] I think in this movie though
[00:29:31] She's much more of a real
[00:29:32] Girl that you could have
[00:29:33] Known than she is
[00:29:34] In her other role
[00:29:35] Certainly like Neon Demon
[00:29:36] And stuff like that
[00:29:37] Well Neon Demon is
[00:29:38] A fairly broad movie
[00:29:39] There's one good performance
[00:29:40] In Neon Demon
[00:29:41] And it's that cougar
[00:29:42] That breaks into her tell
[00:29:44] Great cougar
[00:29:45] No, that's good
[00:29:46] No, see I think
[00:29:48] In 20th century women
[00:29:50] What Elle Fanning is actually playing
[00:29:51] Is someone who is
[00:29:54] Too smart for her age
[00:29:56] And has to
[00:29:57] Try to dumb herself down
[00:29:59] Which is
[00:30:00] I certainly
[00:30:01] Especially in the 70s
[00:30:02] Or whatever
[00:30:03] Like you know
[00:30:04] The kind of thing that might happen
[00:30:05] To a teenage girl
[00:30:06] Who's rebelling
[00:30:07] Is fighting against
[00:30:09] Her ability to actually
[00:30:10] Over intellectualize everything
[00:30:12] By trying to engage
[00:30:13] In the baser instincts of
[00:30:15] What a quote unquote normal
[00:30:16] Teenage girl should be doing
[00:30:17] You know
[00:30:18] I think the scene where she explains
[00:30:20] Why she sleeps with boys
[00:30:22] Is like
[00:30:23] Great scene
[00:30:24] A fucking master
[00:30:25] I think in her table
[00:30:26] Scenes incredible
[00:30:27] It's so good
[00:30:28] But everyone's good in that scene
[00:30:29] That scene is
[00:30:30] 20th century women's
[00:30:31] Like real cook and gas scene
[00:30:33] And girl is so great
[00:30:34] In that scene
[00:30:35] I feel like
[00:30:36] That's almost a point in my favorite
[00:30:37] Well I think
[00:30:38] Fanning is playing
[00:30:39] Men's trading
[00:30:40] Say it with me
[00:30:41] Say it
[00:30:42] I think fanning's playing someone
[00:30:43] Who wants to be girl with
[00:30:44] Yeah
[00:30:45] And doesn't know who she's going to be
[00:30:47] It is sort of hostile to her
[00:30:48] Because of that
[00:30:49] Which I also like
[00:30:50] The dynamic between those two
[00:30:51] One of the things about 20th century women
[00:30:52] That's amazing is that
[00:30:53] Everyone in that character
[00:30:54] In that movie is a type
[00:30:55] Yeah
[00:30:56] And then obviously
[00:30:57] The performances are
[00:30:58] Not like a type
[00:30:59] Right
[00:31:00] Yeah
[00:31:01] Alright, who's your winner
[00:31:02] My winner is
[00:31:03] With a bullet
[00:31:05] Kate McKinnon and Ghostbusters
[00:31:06] Alright
[00:31:07] I need to see Ghostbusters again
[00:31:09] Yeah, I think I'd probably
[00:31:10] I saw it once
[00:31:11] I had a great time
[00:31:12] And I loved Kate McKinnon
[00:31:13] But I will admit
[00:31:14] I don't remember a goddamn thing about it
[00:31:16] I remember her dancing to
[00:31:17] A Dabarge
[00:31:18] I remember
[00:31:19] Sure
[00:31:20] Yeah
[00:31:21] I mean
[00:31:22] She's great
[00:31:23] You've seen it three times?
[00:31:24] I've seen it three times
[00:31:25] I like
[00:31:26] I like Ghostbusters a lot
[00:31:27] Right, like I like Ghostbusters
[00:31:28] As a fucking war
[00:31:29] Would you say the
[00:31:30] Busting makes you feel good
[00:31:31] Oh God
[00:31:32] No I wouldn't
[00:31:33] I would say the
[00:31:34] Busting makes me feel great
[00:31:35] That would be my pull quote
[00:31:37] On the post
[00:31:38] This busting makes me feel great
[00:31:40] Boy oh boy
[00:31:41] I have problems with
[00:31:42] The recent Ghostbusters movie
[00:31:44] They're the same problems that
[00:31:45] Everyone I feel has
[00:31:47] Why are they women
[00:31:48] Sure
[00:31:49] It's really
[00:31:50] It actually sticks in my craw
[00:31:51] When I make that joke
[00:31:52] No no no
[00:31:53] When they're women
[00:31:54] Oh yes
[00:31:55] No no no
[00:31:56] I don't like
[00:31:57] The amount of fucking
[00:31:58] Fan service callbacks
[00:31:59] Of the original
[00:32:01] I feel like
[00:32:02] In the final cut
[00:32:03] They made a choice
[00:32:05] To focus on jokes rather than
[00:32:07] Story and their like
[00:32:08] Character beats that don't
[00:32:09] Fucking work in the movie
[00:32:10] Because they clearly cut out plot lines
[00:32:11] This is why I need to see it again
[00:32:12] Because yeah I don't
[00:32:13] Like that's the shit I don't
[00:32:14] Remember
[00:32:15] There's shit in the movie that hurts
[00:32:17] It's overwhelmed by how much
[00:32:18] I think the movie does
[00:32:19] Right
[00:32:20] And I just like fucking Ghostbusters
[00:32:21] I like the world of Ghostbusters
[00:32:22] I also think the movie looks good
[00:32:23] I like the look of the movie
[00:32:24] I like the look of the ghosts
[00:32:25] I like this sort of quasi-cartoony
[00:32:27] I like all that
[00:32:28] I like that it sort of feels
[00:32:29] More like an adaptation
[00:32:30] Of the Ghostbusters cartoon
[00:32:31] Show
[00:32:32] Yes
[00:32:33] That's actually a good point
[00:32:34] With the neon greens and such
[00:32:35] Yeah
[00:32:36] I'm not going to comment on that
[00:32:37] And even the aesthetics and all
[00:32:38] I like all that
[00:32:39] Right
[00:32:40] But I think for me
[00:32:41] The one element that pushes
[00:32:42] The movie over the top
[00:32:43] Is McKinnon
[00:32:44] Who is doing
[00:32:45] Who's terrific
[00:32:46] Is doing something that I think
[00:32:47] You know
[00:32:48] Is not in the original movies
[00:32:49] Absolutely not
[00:32:50] Where you can't go like
[00:32:51] Oh she's Egon
[00:32:52] Well really
[00:32:53] Yeah
[00:32:54] There's no real log
[00:32:55] And the thing I think
[00:32:56] What she's doing is
[00:32:57] Closest too
[00:32:58] Is not in terms of
[00:32:59] That specific performance
[00:33:00] But how Bill Murray was functioning
[00:33:02] In the 80s
[00:33:03] Where he was
[00:33:04] The funniest guy in the movie
[00:33:05] But it felt like he was kind of
[00:33:06] Taking one step outside of the movie
[00:33:08] Yeah
[00:33:09] Like bugged Bunny
[00:33:10] And winking at the audience
[00:33:11] Oh yeah
[00:33:12] I mean the movie
[00:33:13] How much shit can I fuck up
[00:33:14] Right
[00:33:15] There was always a sense
[00:33:16] Of her in that movie
[00:33:17] Just being like
[00:33:18] Can you believe what's going on here
[00:33:19] Right
[00:33:20] Which I love
[00:33:21] And it's very hard to do that
[00:33:22] And not destroy the reality
[00:33:23] Of the film
[00:33:24] To be that funny
[00:33:25] Yeah
[00:33:26] And that self-aware
[00:33:28] And not have it be at the expense
[00:33:29] Of everything else
[00:33:30] That's happening
[00:33:32] You know the other thing
[00:33:33] About Kate McKinnon
[00:33:34] She was on a mod team
[00:33:35] She was on a mod team
[00:33:36] That's really important
[00:33:37] But never on a Lloyd team
[00:33:38] Right
[00:33:39] Never on a Lloyd team
[00:33:40] She wasn't really an improvising
[00:33:42] But yeah
[00:33:43] I think Kate McKinnon is like
[00:33:44] One of the fucking best
[00:33:45] She's a star
[00:33:46] Community actress ever
[00:33:48] Okay
[00:33:49] Chill out
[00:33:50] But she is a star
[00:33:51] Yeah
[00:33:52] And certainly this is like
[00:33:53] Her big like
[00:33:54] Ascension year
[00:33:55] She won the Emmy
[00:33:56] And she won the election
[00:33:57] Like stuff on us
[00:33:58] And she's also incredibly good
[00:34:00] In the otherwise
[00:34:01] Completely forgettable
[00:34:02] Off-Cast Christmas party
[00:34:04] I haven't seen it
[00:34:05] She's weirdly good
[00:34:06] I saw like 120 movies from last year
[00:34:08] But that was not one of them
[00:34:10] I almost saw that movie
[00:34:11] Like four different times
[00:34:12] When I was going to see a movie
[00:34:13] I'm like
[00:34:14] I just want to see something
[00:34:15] And it was like right there
[00:34:16] And then I picked something
[00:34:17] Not really worth seeing
[00:34:18] Other than her performance
[00:34:19] Sure
[00:34:20] The award is somewhat
[00:34:21] Of a coronation
[00:34:22] Like here you go
[00:34:23] Have a great 2016
[00:34:24] Sure
[00:34:25] You had one
[00:34:26] Whatever
[00:34:27] I can't speak this episode
[00:34:28] Alright we're going to move on
[00:34:29] I get my word to Kate McKenna
[00:34:30] Okay supporting actor
[00:34:34] I'll go first
[00:34:35] Right, why don't we
[00:34:36] Yeah, why don't you
[00:34:37] So Kristen Stewart is presenting
[00:34:38] Yes
[00:34:41] I love how nobody cared
[00:34:42] That she said fuck by the way
[00:34:43] No
[00:34:44] I was right
[00:34:45] I knew there would be no reaction
[00:34:46] Shouldn't care
[00:34:47] No, there were too many other good things
[00:34:48] To talk about
[00:34:49] Jenny Slate was the last
[00:34:50] That's the last time anyone's going to care
[00:34:51] And it was more because
[00:34:52] We felt bad for Jenny Slate
[00:34:53] Because it was like
[00:34:54] Ah like her first day at work
[00:34:55] You know that kind of thing
[00:34:56] Well and it was
[00:34:57] You could totally see where
[00:34:58] That moment went south
[00:34:59] And it was just sort of like
[00:35:00] Yeah, anyway
[00:35:01] This is not the Jenny Slate Oscar
[00:35:02] My best supporting actor nominees
[00:35:05] Mahershala Ali for Moonlight
[00:35:07] Here we go
[00:35:08] Billy Crudup for 20th Century
[00:35:10] Oh I love that pick
[00:35:12] Ray Fines for a bigger splash
[00:35:13] I love that pick
[00:35:14] I know Griffin and I are going to
[00:35:15] Fight about that
[00:35:16] Shia LeBuff in American Honey
[00:35:18] Love that pick
[00:35:19] And Daniel Radcliffe in
[00:35:20] Swiss Army Man
[00:35:22] Those are my picks
[00:35:23] David, these are really good picks
[00:35:24] Thank you
[00:35:25] Tough category
[00:35:26] Very tough category
[00:35:27] A lot of good people on the cut room floor
[00:35:29] Two of yours are in My Runners Up
[00:35:31] Ray Fines and Mahershala Ali
[00:35:33] Are both in My Runners Up
[00:35:34] Interesting
[00:35:35] Only got jacked
[00:35:37] Reading Rangio
[00:35:38] What are your
[00:35:39] Boy
[00:35:40] Reading Rangio
[00:35:42] Tom Bennett in Love and Friendship
[00:35:44] Who's fantastic
[00:35:45] Who's so funny
[00:35:46] Alden Ehrenreich in Hell Caesar
[00:35:48] Who's fantastic
[00:35:49] One of my favorite performances
[00:35:50] In like years
[00:35:52] He's so good
[00:35:53] He's so good
[00:35:54] Lucas Hedges in Manchester by the Sea
[00:35:56] Oscar nominee
[00:35:57] Andre Holland in Moonlight
[00:35:59] So hot
[00:36:00] So hot
[00:36:01] So fucking hot
[00:36:02] I just saw Jimmy
[00:36:03] And I was in the
[00:36:04] I had those front row seats
[00:36:05] Like literally like
[00:36:06] The slush sound
[00:36:07] Yeah and boy
[00:36:08] You know August Wilson plays
[00:36:09] There's a lot of spitting
[00:36:10] Yeah
[00:36:11] He's so hot
[00:36:12] Yeah
[00:36:13] And he's very good
[00:36:14] And Daniel Radcliffe in
[00:36:15] Swiss Army Man
[00:36:16] Fucking great performance
[00:36:17] So good
[00:36:18] Okay this is the one
[00:36:19] This is the category that
[00:36:20] Pains me the most
[00:36:21] Yeah
[00:36:22] And you know what
[00:36:23] I would say most years
[00:36:24] This is the category that
[00:36:25] Pains me the most
[00:36:26] See and that's
[00:36:27] Usually I struggle between
[00:36:28] This and Actress
[00:36:29] Like usually those are the ones
[00:36:30] Where I'm like
[00:36:31] Ah there's like ten I like
[00:36:32] You know
[00:36:33] Actress
[00:36:34] Oh I'm sorry
[00:36:35] Actress is the one I
[00:36:36] Painted in the most
[00:36:37] Actress is the nightmare
[00:36:38] Actress is the nightmare this year
[00:36:39] There are two guys
[00:36:40] Who are like
[00:36:41] My six and seven this year
[00:36:42] Really really
[00:36:43] We can shout out some
[00:36:44] Runners
[00:36:45] Yeah yeah
[00:36:46] Okay my nominees are
[00:36:47] Alden Ehrenreich
[00:36:48] For health reasons
[00:36:49] This is great
[00:36:50] I'm almost mad that he's not
[00:36:51] In mind but whatever
[00:36:52] Mahershala Ali
[00:36:53] For moonlight
[00:36:54] Fantastic
[00:36:55] Yep
[00:36:56] And then three that
[00:36:57] Have not been mentioned
[00:36:58] Michael Barbieri
[00:36:59] For little men
[00:37:00] So good
[00:37:01] Tracy Letts for indignation
[00:37:03] Holy shit I was just
[00:37:04] Gonna mention him in my
[00:37:05] Runners up
[00:37:06] He's so fucking good
[00:37:07] Tracy Letts is a boss bitch
[00:37:09] And Ashton Sanders
[00:37:11] For moonlight
[00:37:12] Alright so here's where
[00:37:13] My sort of
[00:37:14] Extreme dorkiness comes in
[00:37:16] When I made my whole list
[00:37:17] I have a category for
[00:37:18] Breakthrough actor and
[00:37:19] Breakthrough actress
[00:37:20] Sure
[00:37:21] So both Michael Barbieri
[00:37:22] And Ashton
[00:37:23] Ashton Sanders who is
[00:37:24] The middle
[00:37:25] The middle
[00:37:26] The middle shiron
[00:37:27] He is
[00:37:28] Yeah just shiron
[00:37:29] I believe
[00:37:30] Yes
[00:37:31] That section is called
[00:37:32] Yeah yeah
[00:37:33] Who's great
[00:37:34] Everyone in moonlight
[00:37:35] Is great
[00:37:36] It is very annoying
[00:37:37] That they are all supporting
[00:37:38] Actors essentially
[00:37:39] Yes
[00:37:40] Well you know it's very
[00:37:41] Hard to find
[00:37:42] A way to highlight
[00:37:43] All of them
[00:37:44] Without like giving
[00:37:45] Some special award
[00:37:46] Kind of movie that
[00:37:47] Ensemble Awards exist for
[00:37:48] Which is why
[00:37:49] Saga gave their Ensemble to
[00:37:50] Hidden figures
[00:37:51] Yeah which had
[00:37:52] So
[00:37:53] Everyone in was fine
[00:37:55] Yeah
[00:37:56] Find a good
[00:37:57] That's a good movie with
[00:37:58] Really good actors
[00:37:59] Everyone is fine to good
[00:38:00] If you make an ensemble category
[00:38:01] It's to give a movie
[00:38:02] Like a movie
[00:38:03] Yeah but Jim Parsons
[00:38:04] Really needed that 8th SAG
[00:38:06] How many fucking Zags
[00:38:08] Eating that guy has
[00:38:09] He's the saggiest actor
[00:38:10] Alive
[00:38:11] Oh my god
[00:38:12] Except for everyone on
[00:38:13] Downton Abbey who have
[00:38:14] That is true
[00:38:15] The sag's not made
[00:38:16] Downton Abbey and I was like
[00:38:17] I swear to god isn't
[00:38:18] Downton Abbey been off the air
[00:38:19] For like 4 years at this point
[00:38:20] I honestly almost thought
[00:38:21] They would win again
[00:38:22] For this last year
[00:38:23] Because like
[00:38:24] Oh my lord
[00:38:25] Downton Abbey is the large
[00:38:26] Marge of the sagglers
[00:38:27] Downton Abbey
[00:38:28] Alright
[00:38:29] Downton Abbey has
[00:38:30] An aired since 2014
[00:38:32] Mahershala Ali
[00:38:33] Who I
[00:38:34] Hope wins the Oscar
[00:38:35] I do too
[00:38:36] It's just one of those
[00:38:37] Performances where
[00:38:38] Right it's kind of
[00:38:39] Like Manet but even bigger
[00:38:40] Where it's like when
[00:38:41] He's not on screen
[00:38:42] You miss him
[00:38:43] Yeah
[00:38:44] Like you feel his
[00:38:45] The loss of him
[00:38:46] As much as you feel him
[00:38:47] On screen
[00:38:48] Which works to the movie's advantage
[00:38:49] Of course
[00:38:50] Like there's so much humanity
[00:38:52] In like just
[00:38:54] Him looking at someone
[00:38:55] Like you know
[00:38:56] Yes
[00:38:57] He communicates like
[00:38:58] Everything you need to know
[00:38:59] Which is crucial
[00:39:00] Because there is not much time
[00:39:01] In this movie
[00:39:02] To communicate shit
[00:39:03] Cause every little mini movie
[00:39:05] In it
[00:39:06] Yeah
[00:39:07] Is a whole story
[00:39:08] Look at his face
[00:39:09] When little
[00:39:11] Asks him
[00:39:12] You deal drugs
[00:39:13] It's terrible
[00:39:14] But even earlier
[00:39:15] So good
[00:39:16] When he is kind of
[00:39:18] Trying to be tough on little
[00:39:19] And takes his fries away
[00:39:20] Or whatever
[00:39:21] Or mac and cheese
[00:39:22] I can't
[00:39:23] He's eating something
[00:39:24] Yeah, yeah
[00:39:25] Little sort of looks right down
[00:39:26] And he just looks right down
[00:39:27] And he realizes like
[00:39:28] You just see Mahershala Ali
[00:39:29] With no like dialogue
[00:39:30] Just gets like
[00:39:31] I can't do this
[00:39:32] With this kid
[00:39:33] It's not gonna work
[00:39:34] Right
[00:39:35] A different thing's gonna
[00:39:36] Work with this kid
[00:39:37] Right
[00:39:38] Right
[00:39:39] Right
[00:39:40] Right
[00:39:41] Also like
[00:39:42] Like a latchkey gay kid
[00:39:43] Under his wing
[00:39:44] It sounds like
[00:39:45] A fucking awful, awful TV movie
[00:39:47] Right
[00:39:48] Right
[00:39:49] Specifically
[00:39:50] I mean when you look at that character
[00:39:51] I think the power of Moonlight
[00:39:52] Comes in the fact that
[00:39:53] Every single character
[00:39:54] In the film
[00:39:55] Could be a stock cliched character
[00:39:57] In a shittier film
[00:39:58] Yeah
[00:39:59] And this movie treats
[00:40:00] All of them like real human beings
[00:40:01] Yeah
[00:40:02] You know with real
[00:40:03] Sensitive thoughtful
[00:40:04] Performances
[00:40:05] Yep
[00:40:06] And he's like
[00:40:07] The most emblematic of that
[00:40:09] And it is this performance
[00:40:10] Where it has these big gestures
[00:40:11] You know that feel like
[00:40:13] In a shittier movie
[00:40:14] Would be these big triumphant
[00:40:15] Like heartwarming moments
[00:40:16] Yeah
[00:40:17] But it is such a behavioral performance
[00:40:19] He doesn't overplay anything
[00:40:20] Well this thing is
[00:40:21] He shifts from being
[00:40:22] A drug dealer to a mentor
[00:40:24] In ways that don't feel big
[00:40:26] Like he doesn't have to feel
[00:40:27] Like he has to play
[00:40:28] Either side of that equation
[00:40:30] Big enough for the audience
[00:40:32] To get it
[00:40:33] Like he's very like within himself
[00:40:35] And my brother James
[00:40:36] He said
[00:40:37] My favorite thing anyone said
[00:40:38] About this performance
[00:40:39] He said that guy's face is amazing
[00:40:40] It's like he's got six faces
[00:40:42] Well said James
[00:40:44] And you talk about the shifts
[00:40:45] It is that thing where
[00:40:46] Like yes he's got this amazing face
[00:40:47] And he's got a lot of face
[00:40:48] Yeah
[00:40:49] But it also is the shifts from
[00:40:50] When he goes from high status
[00:40:51] To low status to insecure
[00:40:53] Comfortable to comforting
[00:40:55] It's incredible
[00:40:57] Okay so some other shared nominees
[00:40:58] Alden Ehrenreich
[00:40:59] You guys both had
[00:41:00] I basically you know
[00:41:02] I'd have him too
[00:41:03] Like right I mean
[00:41:04] That was sort of like
[00:41:05] With me and Maharshala
[00:41:06] He might not run around
[00:41:07] But like come on
[00:41:08] Yeah oh my god
[00:41:09] So like I'm still very conflicted
[00:41:11] About how whether I feel good
[00:41:13] About him getting Han Solo
[00:41:14] Because I don't want him to
[00:41:16] Have to shoulder that
[00:41:18] Burden for the rest of his career
[00:41:20] The burden of the young actor
[00:41:21] Right now you know
[00:41:22] It's like great
[00:41:23] Oh you were good in one movie
[00:41:24] Can you carry a franchise
[00:41:25] Can you step into the roles
[00:41:26] Of one of the most iconic
[00:41:27] Fictional characters
[00:41:28] And all of movies
[00:41:29] You get cast as Arthur and the Tick
[00:41:31] Well I wouldn't ever be able
[00:41:32] To listen to your podcast objectively
[00:41:33] Exactly what I'm talking about Griffin
[00:41:34] Exactly
[00:41:35] Exactly same thing
[00:41:37] I don't know how I feel about him
[00:41:39] I feel good for the Han Solo movie
[00:41:41] Yes
[00:41:42] Like I think it's a big boom to that movie
[00:41:44] But how about his performance in Hail Caesar
[00:41:46] Unbelievable
[00:41:47] I was just rewatching Hail Caesar
[00:41:49] Which is a fantastic movie
[00:41:51] It's a fantastic movie
[00:41:52] It's weirdly for a Cohen brothers movie
[00:41:55] And the Cohen's tend to be
[00:41:57] People who everything they do
[00:41:59] Is considered for things like awards
[00:42:02] And top tell us and whatever
[00:42:03] Somehow this was the underrated one
[00:42:05] Partly because I think it came out in February
[00:42:07] I think that's part of it
[00:42:08] And so it got tagged with minor Cohen's
[00:42:09] I think some people didn't know what to do with it
[00:42:11] Were they like am I watching a broad comedy here
[00:42:13] It's a tweener
[00:42:14] But like his stuff is so good
[00:42:17] Both in it's screamingly funny
[00:42:19] Like from minute one when he rides up on that horse
[00:42:21] Just the way he has his posture is funny
[00:42:23] Like his like
[00:42:24] The way he delivers lines is funny
[00:42:26] That scene with Ray Fiennes is
[00:42:27] God damn miracle
[00:42:29] I mean it's hard to overrate that one
[00:42:31] But god that scene with what's the
[00:42:34] Who's the actress who plays his
[00:42:36] Where they just start singing
[00:42:38] At the god damn dinner table
[00:42:41] With no explanation
[00:42:43] And like it's not a dress
[00:42:44] That whole date is so good
[00:42:45] And even before that date
[00:42:46] It's so fucking charming
[00:42:47] You can't believe it
[00:42:48] Where he's like idly lassoing
[00:42:49] Waiting for her
[00:42:50] Is so charming
[00:42:51] He's so fucking funny
[00:42:52] But also that scene where he's like
[00:42:54] Where Josh Brolin lays it out for him
[00:42:56] Like Eddie Manix
[00:42:57] He's like
[00:42:59] We're gonna deal with this
[00:43:00] How many is that
[00:43:01] I thought so
[00:43:02] Like he's so funny
[00:43:04] Yeah and it gives me a great excuse to bring up
[00:43:06] How much I loved him in beautiful creatures
[00:43:08] Which I will ride for until the day I die
[00:43:10] That movie was underrated
[00:43:12] It's often an unfair setup
[00:43:15] But
[00:43:17] It's so difficult in a movie
[00:43:19] That's about how incredible you are
[00:43:22] Yes
[00:43:23] Do you know what I'm saying?
[00:43:24] I'm phrasing this poorly
[00:43:25] But a movie where everyone's like
[00:43:26] This is the next great star
[00:43:27] Yeah
[00:43:28] To introduce someone and have them
[00:43:29] Fulfill the way all the other characters
[00:43:31] Speak of them
[00:43:32] Yeah
[00:43:33] And especially because what they speak of
[00:43:34] So highly is just an effable quality
[00:43:37] Yeah
[00:43:38] It's not like a real discernible thing
[00:43:40] Right
[00:43:41] It's star power
[00:43:42] And there is an excitement
[00:43:44] That boosts this performance to watching
[00:43:46] A star is born narrative
[00:43:48] Containing a star is born performance
[00:43:51] You know
[00:43:52] Remember when that trailer came out
[00:43:54] And it was like everybody was listed
[00:43:55] Alphabetically
[00:43:56] And he was like second
[00:43:57] Because his name's Aaron Reich
[00:43:58] And people were just like who the fuck is this guy?
[00:44:00] Me and Esther from a guest had just had a conversation
[00:44:03] Where it's like
[00:44:04] What's up with that guy from Beautiful Creatures
[00:44:06] Like you know everyone said he was going to break out
[00:44:08] And she was like well he's in Hell Caesar
[00:44:09] And rules don't apply this year
[00:44:10] Like maybe this is the year
[00:44:11] We had that conversation at your birthday party
[00:44:14] That's right
[00:44:15] Yeah
[00:44:16] I remember the vivid
[00:44:17] I will speak to some personal bias here
[00:44:21] Which is I used to be fairly friendly
[00:44:23] With him
[00:44:25] We used to take acting classes together
[00:44:27] And I remember him being the guy where I'd be like
[00:44:30] Jesus Christ if this guy can't make it
[00:44:32] I got no fucking chance
[00:44:33] You know it was one of those things where I'd see him
[00:44:35] Constantly get really close to big things
[00:44:37] And it was like this is so obvious
[00:44:39] This guy so obviously has
[00:44:41] He's such a star
[00:44:42] It's not happening
[00:44:44] So it was frustrating for years and years to see him
[00:44:47] Be good in things that didn't get seen
[00:44:49] All those Coppola movies
[00:44:51] Right
[00:44:52] And so yeah there was something
[00:44:54] Especially satisfying seeing him in theater
[00:44:56] And being like totally figured out
[00:44:58] Exactly how to use him
[00:44:59] I hate to be the guy who
[00:45:00] No no
[00:45:01] Tracy Letts kind of
[00:45:02] It's most supporting actor
[00:45:03] I mean he's got this 20 minute scene
[00:45:05] I will also say
[00:45:06] Tracy Letts and Christine is also phenomenally good
[00:45:10] He's great
[00:45:11] He plays
[00:45:12] He plays her boss
[00:45:13] I don't like to watch movies about people who kill themselves
[00:45:15] Listen
[00:45:16] I don't blame you
[00:45:17] It's really good
[00:45:18] It's looking if a movie
[00:45:19] If it's a movie where someone kills himself
[00:45:21] But this is a movie about a suicide
[00:45:23] That's why I've avoided Alvin and the Chipmunks
[00:45:25] Chipmunks
[00:45:27] Poor Dave Seville
[00:45:29] Yeah he's phenomenal and Christine though
[00:45:31] Also I will say
[00:45:32] Yeah Indignation is this 20 minute confrontation scene
[00:45:34] The big scene
[00:45:35] Right that's
[00:45:36] I mean it's just incredible
[00:45:37] And it's like well that's what a real actor can do
[00:45:39] He is a real actor
[00:45:40] Ashton Sanders for me
[00:45:41] It's like all three
[00:45:43] Chiron's are incredible in that movie
[00:45:44] I think he's actually got
[00:45:46] The most difficult scenes to carry
[00:45:47] And he's gotta be the bridge between the two
[00:45:49] That connects the first one
[00:45:50] The way that kid just stands in that movie
[00:45:52] With the way the world on his shoulders
[00:45:54] Makes her heart it really does
[00:45:56] Everyone
[00:45:57] Well we already talked about that
[00:45:58] Everyone's good
[00:45:59] And then Michael Barbieri
[00:46:00] It's just like
[00:46:01] Well he's also got one scene
[00:46:03] That is so phenomenal
[00:46:04] That acting class scene
[00:46:05] Right it's phenomenal
[00:46:06] But I mean there's lots of good scenes
[00:46:07] It's a fun performance
[00:46:08] It's like it's fun to watch this kid
[00:46:09] Who is so genuine
[00:46:10] He's a little wise ass
[00:46:11] But then yeah the scene where
[00:46:13] You're watching the movie
[00:46:14] You go like maybe they just found this kid
[00:46:15] And this kid's just comfortable being himself
[00:46:16] You start to underrate him as an actor
[00:46:18] And then the acting class scene
[00:46:19] Where he has to act
[00:46:20] Yeah
[00:46:21] Shows that like
[00:46:22] Even if it's beginner's luck
[00:46:23] A thing
[00:46:24] I didn't talk about Perlina Garcia
[00:46:25] And Littleman at all
[00:46:26] But she's also incredible
[00:46:27] That's an amazing quote
[00:46:28] But yeah
[00:46:29] And go back
[00:46:30] See Littleman and then go back
[00:46:31] And see Perlina Garcia and Gloria
[00:46:33] In that Chilean movie Gloria
[00:46:35] That she made a few years ago
[00:46:36] I did not see
[00:46:37] Which was I think she won
[00:46:38] The Berlin Film Festival Award
[00:46:40] For Best Actress in that
[00:46:41] That movie is one of the best
[00:46:43] Endings to a movie I've ever seen
[00:46:45] In my life
[00:46:46] It's such a joyous ending
[00:46:47] It's so good
[00:46:48] Any other nominees
[00:46:49] You guys want to talk about
[00:46:50] Yeah man
[00:46:51] Fucking tons of nominees
[00:46:52] Let me go ahead Joe
[00:46:53] John Goodman and 10 Cloverfield Lane
[00:46:55] So good
[00:46:56] So good
[00:46:57] But wait we haven't even talked about
[00:46:58] Your actual nominees
[00:46:59] Oh did not
[00:47:00] I don't know
[00:47:01] Are there any that you
[00:47:02] We talked about Aaron Reich
[00:47:03] We talked about Daniel Radcliffe
[00:47:04] Cause he's on both of ours
[00:47:05] That kid
[00:47:06] It's
[00:47:07] I love Daniel Radcliffe now
[00:47:09] Which honestly if you told
[00:47:11] Like me watching the early Harry Potter movies
[00:47:13] Like you're gonna grow up
[00:47:14] And love this actor
[00:47:15] What an interesting career
[00:47:16] He's got right now
[00:47:17] Like
[00:47:18] It is
[00:47:19] Yeah he's had an interesting career
[00:47:21] I appreciate that he
[00:47:22] Funny in that role
[00:47:23] It's the funniest like physical performance
[00:47:25] Since Vincentino Friot and Men in Black
[00:47:27] That's a good one
[00:47:29] The greatest
[00:47:30] The last great like sort of animated
[00:47:33] Dead body performance
[00:47:35] It's that movie
[00:47:37] Terry Kaiser and Weekend at Bernie's
[00:47:39] How dare you
[00:47:40] Well that's previous to Vincentino
[00:47:43] I don't honestly I don't like
[00:47:45] That movie very much
[00:47:46] I don't either
[00:47:47] When I saw it I had a good time
[00:47:49] I think it's a great movie
[00:47:50] It's great to a lot better than I expected to
[00:47:53] Yeah
[00:47:54] And I thought that it was
[00:47:56] You know it was a cool calling card movie
[00:47:58] I liked how it looked
[00:47:59] You know blah blah blah blah
[00:48:00] Yeah
[00:48:01] The end sat very badly with me
[00:48:03] And I just
[00:48:04] I have not thought of it very well
[00:48:06] It's a real rough ending
[00:48:07] And it kind of is sort of stuck in
[00:48:10] Like a sort of Sundance movie
[00:48:12] Story trope from like
[00:48:14] I feel like from like a decade ago
[00:48:15] Come on like you know
[00:48:16] Enough with the jerk off guys
[00:48:17] Who don't know how to talk to a girl
[00:48:18] Right
[00:48:19] But Radcliffe is like basically
[00:48:21] Like the spirit of the side of your brain
[00:48:23] That's just like
[00:48:24] What's wrong with getting a boner
[00:48:26] Or like you know like
[00:48:27] Being interested in something
[00:48:29] Like is perfect
[00:48:30] He's perfect
[00:48:31] It's so much fun
[00:48:33] It's such a like
[00:48:34] I mean you said it all really
[00:48:36] Also the one Moonlight actor
[00:48:38] We haven't really talked about this
[00:48:39] On my list is Andre Holland
[00:48:41] And
[00:48:42] But Trevante Rhodes too
[00:48:43] Let's see all of them
[00:48:44] We'll talk about Trevante Rhodes later maybe
[00:48:47] Oh
[00:48:48] Andre Holland gets such an interesting
[00:48:51] Task to play in that movie
[00:48:53] Because the last thing you saw of that character
[00:48:56] Kevin's kind of a dick
[00:48:57] I was really mad at Kevin
[00:48:58] At the end of that second segment
[00:49:00] And like
[00:49:01] But Andre Holland wins you over so quickly
[00:49:04] And like you said it's the sexiest performance
[00:49:06] He makes this plate of black beans and rice
[00:49:08] Like
[00:49:09] Give me that
[00:49:10] Honestly give me everything
[00:49:12] Like the scene of him
[00:49:13] I wrote about the
[00:49:14] At the end of the year
[00:49:15] What a great year it was for smoking in movies
[00:49:17] And like that scene of him leaning up against the wall
[00:49:20] And just sort of blowing smoke into the camera
[00:49:22] To have
[00:49:23] That is star power too
[00:49:24] To see if you can write the Aldenair and the right thing
[00:49:26] Gryffin and I were talking about it
[00:49:27] To have a scene where you see it
[00:49:28] You're like that's a gift
[00:49:29] Yeah
[00:49:30] And nonetheless you're like
[00:49:31] I love this
[00:49:32] And I'm writing this movie
[00:49:33] My argument was that
[00:49:35] That movie is almost entirely composed of gifts
[00:49:38] Like every single moment of that film
[00:49:40] Is so cinematic and self contained
[00:49:41] The fact that it works as a greater whole
[00:49:43] Is like a miracle
[00:49:44] Yeah
[00:49:45] And speaking of my favorite gift in the movie
[00:49:46] What I think is Andrei Halin's sexiest moment in the film
[00:49:48] Is the neck rub
[00:49:50] When he puts the song on the jukebox
[00:49:52] And he turns around
[00:49:53] He very subtly rubs his own neck
[00:49:54] He's a fantastic
[00:49:55] I was literally
[00:49:56] Watching it last night
[00:49:57] I think I gasped at that
[00:49:58] I was just like
[00:49:59] It's unbelievable
[00:50:00] Yeah
[00:50:01] That dude rules
[00:50:02] Anyone else you got Joe?
[00:50:03] Lucas Hedges
[00:50:04] He's great
[00:50:05] We've talked about a lot
[00:50:06] He's an Oscar nominee
[00:50:07] The male down scene is terrific
[00:50:08] The panic attack scene
[00:50:10] And I think part of it is the writing
[00:50:11] Because I think that's a kid who we've seen
[00:50:13] In a lot of movies
[00:50:15] Be a lot different
[00:50:17] In the nuances of that kid
[00:50:19] I was so expecting this rebellious, shitty, pouty, moody kid
[00:50:24] And he's got some of that in him
[00:50:26] But he's also just like
[00:50:29] A regular
[00:50:30] He felt so real to me
[00:50:31] He felt very
[00:50:32] And I know that's sort of a trap
[00:50:34] That sometimes we fall into as critics of movies
[00:50:37] Is that like
[00:50:38] Oh this felt very real
[00:50:39] So that's gotta be good
[00:50:40] But like there were ways that he was
[00:50:43] Where he was sort of like bravado
[00:50:45] But that would sort of melt away
[00:50:47] And he would allow himself to have these like
[00:50:49] Real conversations
[00:50:50] And he would actually like tell Casey Affleck's character
[00:50:52] Like what do you want out of things
[00:50:54] And he's so wonderful
[00:50:57] No one writes teenagers better than Kenneth Lonergan
[00:51:00] Yeah
[00:51:01] He's the fucking best as good as anyone ever
[00:51:03] At writing teenagers
[00:51:04] And I think he understands fundamentally
[00:51:06] That all teenagers are performing
[00:51:08] Yeah
[00:51:09] And he's the key
[00:51:10] And I like how fucking funny that character is
[00:51:12] How much people talk about Manchester being
[00:51:14] A supremely depressing movie
[00:51:15] Which it is
[00:51:16] This is my very funny
[00:51:17] It's got more laughs than most comedies
[00:51:19] That's why I sort of bristle when people would be like
[00:51:21] See that movie but man
[00:51:22] Like you're gonna be wrecked
[00:51:23] It's like
[00:51:24] Shit turned a great laugh
[00:51:25] Half the movie's a kid trying to get laid
[00:51:26] Yeah
[00:51:27] That scene where he
[00:51:28] It's in the trailer
[00:51:29] He goes I'm working on it
[00:51:30] It means I'm working on it
[00:51:31] It's that trick
[00:51:32] Funny
[00:51:33] I want to shout out Mr. Billy Crudup
[00:51:36] In 20th century women
[00:51:37] He was my number 6
[00:51:38] Best hands in 2016 cinema
[00:51:40] My number 6 and it was so close
[00:51:42] It hurt me to leave him off
[00:51:44] I saw 20th century a second time
[00:51:46] And that performance really exploded for me
[00:51:48] It's incredible
[00:51:49] Knowing the whole character from the beginning
[00:51:50] Makes it even richer
[00:51:51] The scene where he kisses her at the bar
[00:51:54] And then she's like
[00:51:55] Why did you do that
[00:51:56] I thought you were with Abbey
[00:51:58] And he's like
[00:51:59] Well we're not really like it's
[00:52:01] He says something
[00:52:02] He's like it's not serious
[00:52:03] And then she goes well then why do it
[00:52:04] And the look on his face
[00:52:05] And reaction to that
[00:52:06] It's one of those
[00:52:07] It's amazing
[00:52:08] I mean it's true of every character in that movie
[00:52:10] Like you see
[00:52:11] You're like
[00:52:12] Oh this is like a kind of hippie
[00:52:13] Crunchy guy
[00:52:14] I get it
[00:52:15] And then immediately you're like
[00:52:16] No no I don't think I have this guy right
[00:52:18] And he keeps like evading your tracking
[00:52:20] And then in the period scene
[00:52:22] The administration scene
[00:52:23] Where he's like
[00:52:24] Oh you know sometimes it's very nice
[00:52:25] Make love to the whole woman
[00:52:26] And remember to make love to the whole woman
[00:52:27] Not just the vagina
[00:52:28] It's like
[00:52:30] The fact that he's not always
[00:52:32] That smart
[00:52:33] Yeah
[00:52:34] You know what I mean
[00:52:35] But then sometimes he can be very profound
[00:52:36] Yeah
[00:52:37] And Cronop just like keeps him from ever being cartoony
[00:52:39] Cronop's a good actor
[00:52:40] It's
[00:52:41] After I saw that movie the first time
[00:52:42] I think I tweeted out
[00:52:43] I was like
[00:52:44] This movie is what happens
[00:52:46] When William Miller, his mother
[00:52:48] His sister
[00:52:51] What's his character's name in almost famous
[00:52:53] Oh
[00:52:54] Fucking
[00:52:55] Still water guy
[00:52:56] Why are we forgetting the name of the guy
[00:52:58] Russell Hammond
[00:52:59] Oh Russell Hammond
[00:53:00] And Sapphire from almost famous
[00:53:01] All like went and got a house in Santa Barbara
[00:53:03] Like that's how it felt to me
[00:53:04] Like this is Russell Hammond sort of growing up
[00:53:06] A little bit wiser
[00:53:07] But still a little bit of like a doofus
[00:53:09] Yeah
[00:53:10] Ray Fiennes in a bigger splash
[00:53:12] You claim it's a lead performance
[00:53:14] I fully believe it's a lead performance
[00:53:16] But I think it's a starting
[00:53:17] No
[00:53:18] Tilda's the only lead in that movie
[00:53:19] There are co-leads
[00:53:20] And one of them is Ray Fiennes
[00:53:22] That's a great movie though
[00:53:23] And he's so
[00:53:24] Like that's Ray Fiennes turned up to 12
[00:53:26] Like it's wonderful
[00:53:27] It's one of those things where
[00:53:28] He comes in and
[00:53:29] He's so gross in so much of that movie too
[00:53:31] He's such a fucking like
[00:53:32] Simmering cauldron of insecurity
[00:53:35] And herpes
[00:53:36] And herpes
[00:53:37] And he comes in the movie
[00:53:38] And you're like
[00:53:39] I get it he's like the spark plug
[00:53:40] Like I've seen this before
[00:53:42] And then the scene where he dances to emotional rescue
[00:53:45] And he like turns the movie
[00:53:47] Into his movie for a minute
[00:53:48] He's like jiving for the camera
[00:53:50] That is not easy to do
[00:53:52] No I agree
[00:53:53] And I think that's why it's his movie
[00:53:55] But then later in that movie
[00:53:57] I mean you know
[00:53:58] Spoiler around
[00:53:59] The other musical scene of that movie
[00:54:00] Is when he and Tilda do karaoke at the bar
[00:54:05] And she can't
[00:54:06] She's not supposed to be singing
[00:54:07] And it's the two of them sort of like
[00:54:09] Facing off and singing to each other
[00:54:11] That's great
[00:54:12] But yeah no it is not his movie
[00:54:14] Because I feel like you're forgetting about
[00:54:15] The end of the movie
[00:54:16] Spoiler alert
[00:54:17] It's a sequel to
[00:54:18] Unbreakable
[00:54:19] And Shia LaBeouf
[00:54:21] Why aren't you guys nominated Shia?
[00:54:23] I love that movie
[00:54:24] Oh you haven't seen it
[00:54:25] You should see it
[00:54:26] I think he's probably
[00:54:27] If I had a top 10 list
[00:54:29] Or top 12 list he'd be on it
[00:54:30] Put it this way
[00:54:31] If I told you just a year ago
[00:54:33] There's gonna be a movie
[00:54:34] Where you're gonna have a crush
[00:54:36] On Shia LaBeouf with a rat tail
[00:54:38] Suit pants
[00:54:39] And like a white t-shirt
[00:54:41] I super want to have sex with Shia LaBeouf
[00:54:43] In like tick infested tall grass
[00:54:44] Now after seeing that movie
[00:54:46] The best sex scene of the year
[00:54:47] It's a really good sex scene
[00:54:48] Love Shia LaBeouf
[00:54:49] American Huntsman
[00:54:50] Is gonna show up a few times
[00:54:51] Alright
[00:54:52] Okay
[00:54:53] Yeah as I said
[00:54:54] Billy Crudup would be my number 6
[00:54:56] Tom Bennett's also my runner
[00:54:57] Tom Bennett's so funny
[00:54:58] Church Hill
[00:54:59] That's what he does
[00:55:00] And that's his first
[00:55:01] Basically his first scene
[00:55:02] Like you see him a little bit before that
[00:55:03] He's a bit of a rattle
[00:55:04] The other one
[00:55:05] I'm kinda maybe proving my
[00:55:07] My own point here
[00:55:09] By leaving him off
[00:55:11] Even though it really hurt me
[00:55:12] I think Liam Neeson's phenomenal in silence
[00:55:14] And I haven't heard anyone talk about it
[00:55:16] Liam Neeson's fantastic in silence
[00:55:17] Tadu
[00:55:18] How do you say this
[00:55:19] Tadunobu Asano is amazing
[00:55:21] Is he the one who plays the
[00:55:23] One who keeps snitching on them?
[00:55:25] Yes
[00:55:26] Yes
[00:55:27] He is really good
[00:55:29] You see, God is really good
[00:55:30] Everyone is good in them
[00:55:31] Especially all those supporting performers
[00:55:34] That movie's on my ensemble list
[00:55:36] I feel like that was really underrated
[00:55:38] When it came to an ensemble
[00:55:39] And I think Neeson falls into the
[00:55:41] Patriots Day category
[00:55:42] Where he enters
[00:55:43] Just that first scene
[00:55:44] Where he comes face to face
[00:55:45] With Garfield
[00:55:46] It just becomes his movie
[00:55:48] Every line reading
[00:55:49] Has like three different interpretations
[00:55:51] To it
[00:55:52] Like he's gotta play
[00:55:53] Three different vibes
[00:55:54] Simultaneously with every sentence
[00:55:55] I think it's incredible
[00:55:56] But yet I'm a fuckin' hypocrite
[00:55:57] Because I left him off my five
[00:55:58] It's tough
[00:55:59] You are a hypocrite
[00:56:00] I am a hypocrite
[00:56:01] Well the thing is also
[00:56:02] I all year I'd read the book
[00:56:03] And I was like
[00:56:04] I really think this is
[00:56:05] Gonna be a Neeson like
[00:56:06] Threat to win
[00:56:07] Yeah
[00:56:08] Because it is kind of
[00:56:09] Like a Colonel Kurtz character
[00:56:10] Yes
[00:56:11] And then the movie is so
[00:56:12] You know restrained
[00:56:14] When he shows up
[00:56:15] And his performance is so restrained
[00:56:16] That I was like
[00:56:17] Okay, this is not what this is gonna be
[00:56:18] But he is fantastic nonetheless
[00:56:20] It feels very sort of
[00:56:22] A glib to say
[00:56:25] Silence was a movie that was too good
[00:56:27] For the Oscars
[00:56:28] But I think silence was a movie that was too good
[00:56:29] 100%
[00:56:30] Some other, I like everyone in the lobster
[00:56:32] John C. Riley and Ben Wushaw
[00:56:33] Especially our hysterical one
[00:56:34] Ben Wushaw
[00:56:35] My wonderful husband
[00:56:37] Ben Wushaw
[00:56:38] He's a wonderful husband to assault
[00:56:39] Jeff Bridges is great
[00:56:40] In heller high water
[00:56:41] I don't care that it's like
[00:56:42] Just Jeff Bridges doing his
[00:56:44] Bullshit
[00:56:45] He's fantastic
[00:56:46] But we all agree
[00:56:47] That there was one day
[00:56:49] Where he became like
[00:56:50] Yosemite Sam
[00:56:51] No, it happened and that's the world we live in
[00:56:53] Yeah, he chose on Tintin
[00:56:55] Everybody
[00:56:57] In everybody wants some
[00:56:59] I mean
[00:57:00] It's tough to, it one howls the obvious one
[00:57:02] But there's so many great
[00:57:04] Ryan Guzman is
[00:57:05] I'm so proud of that kid
[00:57:06] I'm very protective of all the
[00:57:08] What you call it
[00:57:10] Step up kids
[00:57:11] Oh sure, is he one of them?
[00:57:12] He's one of them
[00:57:13] And I love him
[00:57:14] I have more, I can't stop
[00:57:15] Sorry guys
[00:57:16] No, can you go with me?
[00:57:17] Patrick Stewart in Green Room
[00:57:19] Is so good
[00:57:22] The idea of a scary bureaucrat Nazi
[00:57:24] Who never raises his voice
[00:57:26] Sure
[00:57:27] Never really like what do you have
[00:57:29] I couldn't get past the accent
[00:57:30] I think the accent is so bad that it took me out of the movie every single time
[00:57:33] Love it
[00:57:37] Who the fuck
[00:57:38] What is his name?
[00:57:39] Jesus Christ
[00:57:40] I know his name
[00:57:41] And it's escaped me
[00:57:42] But it's gonna come back
[00:57:43] From one movie
[00:57:44] Edges 17
[00:57:45] Oh Hayden Setso
[00:57:46] Hayden Setso
[00:57:47] I was also on my breakthrough actor list
[00:57:49] That first scene where he says, Kulio
[00:57:51] It's incredible
[00:57:52] He's got such a Justin Long thing
[00:57:54] I wanna like hug him for a day and a half
[00:57:56] You guys know the most impressive thing about that performance
[00:57:58] What's that?
[00:57:59] He's 31 years old
[00:58:00] Yeah, he's 31
[00:58:01] And when I saw
[00:58:02] Who do you talk to? Angie Hunt about that
[00:58:03] Yeah
[00:58:05] Tengel Vridlain
[00:58:06] Goodman
[00:58:07] Just doing goodman stuff
[00:58:08] Finally
[00:58:09] We've talked about it at UNI for sure
[00:58:11] Erin Eckhart
[00:58:12] In Soling
[00:58:13] Yup
[00:58:14] Oh god
[00:58:15] He lands the plane
[00:58:16] He gets the plane going again
[00:58:17] And he lands it somewhere else
[00:58:18] He lands it all over your fucking face
[00:58:20] And here's another thing
[00:58:21] We talk a lot about
[00:58:22] When we talk about performances
[00:58:23] We talk about them carrying the movie
[00:58:24] Right?
[00:58:25] Carrying a scene
[00:58:26] You know, carrying their co-star
[00:58:27] What do you have to carry in your role
[00:58:29] In your work in this film?
[00:58:30] He's gotta carry
[00:58:32] A goddamn push broom on his upper lip
[00:58:34] The entire fucking film
[00:58:36] That's the hardest mustache I've ever seen
[00:58:38] It's a great mustache
[00:58:39] Not only that
[00:58:40] He has a line
[00:58:41] Where he legitimately complains
[00:58:43] About the price of drinks and snacks
[00:58:46] In hotel mini bars
[00:58:48] And you buy
[00:58:50] That it has just occurred to this guy
[00:58:52] How expensive
[00:58:53] That he does not know that
[00:58:55] That is a common complaint
[00:58:56] Spoiler alert
[00:58:57] Sully is an American masterpiece
[00:58:59] We're gonna keep talking about it
[00:59:00] For the rest of the episode
[00:59:01] S-U-L-L-Y
[00:59:04] Five letters
[00:59:05] They spell America
[00:59:07] Back in the rack
[00:59:08] Sully fucking rules
[00:59:09] Everyone's gonna think
[00:59:10] That UNI are trolling David
[00:59:12] No, that's the problem with Sully
[00:59:14] I do feel trolled
[00:59:15] I remember I said it to
[00:59:17] I think it was Richard Lawson
[00:59:18] I said, isn't Sully great
[00:59:19] And he kind of leaned in
[00:59:20] And he was like, are you kidding?
[00:59:22] And I was like, I'm not kidding
[00:59:23] And he was like, it is great
[00:59:25] There's a lot of things where I had to be like
[00:59:26] I had to say the password
[00:59:27] It is, it's very very password
[00:59:28] Isn't Sully great cream cheese?
[00:59:29] And he's like, cream cheese
[00:59:30] Yes it is great
[00:59:31] And here's what drives me crazy
[00:59:33] I talked to a lot of people who were like
[00:59:34] I mean I enjoyed watching Sully
[00:59:35] But come on, it's not a good movie
[00:59:37] Get the fuck out of here
[00:59:38] You enjoyed watching it
[00:59:39] You think that was my answer?
[00:59:40] You think that was by accident?
[00:59:41] You think that was by accident?
[00:59:42] Birds
[00:59:43] You think they accidentally made something
[00:59:45] That you like to watch?
[00:59:46] Best vocal performance is the guy who said birds
[00:59:48] Bird
[00:59:49] Is it a lady again?
[00:59:50] Fucking Sully rule
[00:59:51] Birds
[00:59:52] Erin Eckert rules
[00:59:53] Alright, best actor
[00:59:54] Let's do best actor
[00:59:55] Okay, ready?
[00:59:56] We'll, you know, we'll switch it up
[00:59:58] No, cause actress needs to be the last one
[01:00:00] This is good because I'm about to piss you off
[01:00:02] A couple times in a row
[01:00:03] Uh-oh, fuck this bullshit
[01:00:04] Ready?
[01:00:05] I'm about to do, yeah
[01:00:06] And my nominee is for best actor
[01:00:09] In a leading role are
[01:00:10] We should say kind of a weak year
[01:00:12] Really weak, yes
[01:00:13] As was last year
[01:00:14] As was last year
[01:00:15] Which is unusual
[01:00:16] Yes, I count three things I'm about to do that will piss you off
[01:00:19] Excited
[01:00:20] Ready?
[01:00:21] My nominees are
[01:00:22] Stomach is turned, yeah
[01:00:24] Tom Hanks in
[01:00:25] Sully
[01:00:26] Of course
[01:00:28] Davidie Loewo in Queen of Katwae
[01:00:32] Real Griff Pick there
[01:00:34] Colin Farrell in The Lobster
[01:00:38] Ray Fiennes in A Bigger Splash
[01:00:41] And he is good though
[01:00:42] And, let me straight my bow tie here
[01:00:44] I've only counted one thing so far
[01:00:48] John Goodman in Ten Cloverfield Lane
[01:00:51] Interesting
[01:00:52] I could see that
[01:00:53] I'd see the argument for that
[01:00:54] Yeah, I could too
[01:00:55] Yeah, actually
[01:00:56] Actually, that doesn't piss me off at all
[01:00:57] He's kind of a quasi-lead though
[01:00:59] It's tough
[01:01:00] It's tough
[01:01:01] Honestly, I only saw it once
[01:01:03] I kind of need to see it again to remember like
[01:01:05] How much, because he does disappear for stretches of the movie
[01:01:08] When she is sort of doing like the investigation
[01:01:11] He sort of falls down under the Hannibal Lecter statute though, right?
[01:01:15] I think that's fair
[01:01:16] He's a lot of the movie
[01:01:17] And he's in a lot of the movie and like the movie
[01:01:19] And he looms like, I mean, you know
[01:01:21] He looms large in more ways than one
[01:01:23] Yeah
[01:01:24] And he is one of our finest actors
[01:01:25] One of our finest actors
[01:01:26] And still never Oscar nominated
[01:01:27] We could be a two time Oscar winner in my books
[01:01:29] For which to?
[01:01:30] Barton Fink and Lebowski
[01:01:32] He did it
[01:01:33] Lebowski is
[01:01:35] Oh my god
[01:01:36] Talking about an iconic performance that nobody like
[01:01:38] Gives enough respect to
[01:01:39] And people give a lot of respect to that movie
[01:01:41] Yeah
[01:01:42] Oh yeah, perhaps sometimes more than they should
[01:01:44] But yet he's still underrated somehow
[01:01:46] I agree
[01:01:47] John, do you want to share your...
[01:01:48] Yeah, yeah, so mine are
[01:01:50] What was the third thing though?
[01:01:51] I think you'll realize it later
[01:01:52] Okay
[01:01:53] Casey Aflac for Manchester by the Sea
[01:01:56] Colin Farrell for The Lobster
[01:01:58] Andy Garfield for Silence
[01:02:01] Andy Garfield
[01:02:02] Andy Garfield
[01:02:03] Tervante Rhodes for Moonlight
[01:02:04] Which we can talk about
[01:02:05] Lee vs. Corker
[01:02:06] We'll talk about it
[01:02:07] Yeah
[01:02:08] And then Denzel for Fences
[01:02:09] Yeah
[01:02:10] Casey, Aflac from Manchester by the Sea
[01:02:13] Sure, we don't have to like him
[01:02:14] But we can
[01:02:15] What can I do?
[01:02:16] It's a great performance
[01:02:17] But you know, caveat seems like a bit of a jerk
[01:02:19] Seems like a bit of a jerk
[01:02:21] Adam Driver for Patterson
[01:02:23] That's a great one, he was my sixth
[01:02:25] Colin Farrell for The Lobster
[01:02:26] Tom Hanks for Sully
[01:02:27] Denzel Washington for Fences
[01:02:29] Honestly, my sixth is probably Ryan Gosling
[01:02:31] Like that, it's a weirdly weak year
[01:02:33] Yeah
[01:02:34] I think Gosling is terrific in all of these
[01:02:35] I think Gosling is very good in that movie
[01:02:36] He was close for me
[01:02:37] All so close for me
[01:02:38] Chris Pine in Hell or Hot Water
[01:02:39] Great performance
[01:02:41] What are some of the...
[01:02:42] Yeah, let's think
[01:02:43] I got Logan Lerman as a runner up
[01:02:44] For Indignation
[01:02:45] Nice
[01:02:46] I did like Garfield in Silence
[01:02:48] And I, you know, thought he was okay
[01:02:50] In Hexhol Ridge although
[01:02:51] I think he's really well-havocated
[01:02:53] He's the lesser performance of the two
[01:02:55] That movie's first half is so fucking goofy
[01:02:57] It's so goofy
[01:02:58] I also have Def Patel as a runner up
[01:03:00] For Lion
[01:03:01] Sort of under the Tervante Rhodes thing
[01:03:03] Of the character is the lead character
[01:03:05] I'm reaching out to give Joe a
[01:03:08] Shake of the hand because Def Patel is a
[01:03:10] Lead in Lion
[01:03:12] Yes, that character's a lead
[01:03:13] I think sometimes we get hung up on
[01:03:17] Screen time and...
[01:03:18] Yes, we do
[01:03:19] Yes
[01:03:20] I think with both Tervante Rhodes and Def Patel
[01:03:22] They are the leads of their portions
[01:03:25] Of the movie
[01:03:26] Sure
[01:03:27] And it...
[01:03:28] I don't know, it's tough to...
[01:03:30] It's very borderline
[01:03:31] I could see it
[01:03:32] I think the difference between those two
[01:03:33] Is cutting something into halves rather than thirds
[01:03:35] And I think thirds makes it supporting
[01:03:37] And halves makes it lead
[01:03:38] I think you can do whatever you want
[01:03:39] But I think Def Patel's supporting
[01:03:40] But also lead, like I don't care
[01:03:42] Do you think Trump's going to change
[01:03:44] The rules of the Blankey Awards?
[01:03:45] You saying you can do whatever you want
[01:03:46] I don't want to talk about Donald Trump
[01:03:48] Here, I have some words
[01:03:49] I have some people that like some runners up
[01:03:51] Can I say two more runners up?
[01:03:52] Sure
[01:03:53] Michael Shannon
[01:03:54] I thought you were moving us off
[01:03:55] The runners up
[01:03:56] Michael Shannon in...
[01:03:57] Yeah
[01:03:58] Yeah, you know
[01:03:59] It's an okay movie
[01:04:00] I liked Edgerton the best
[01:04:01] Of the Midnight Special Ensemble
[01:04:04] I thought it was the most terrific in that
[01:04:06] It was a movie that did not stick with me
[01:04:08] And one more
[01:04:09] One more
[01:04:10] A wild card on my 6 through 10
[01:04:12] Sure
[01:04:13] Julian Dennison for Hunt for the Wilder People
[01:04:16] Oh
[01:04:17] You know, an adorable movie
[01:04:18] That is a Griffin pick
[01:04:19] And he's very cute
[01:04:20] That's a Griffin pick
[01:04:21] Yeah
[01:04:22] What a great movie
[01:04:23] I want to shout out Russell Crowe
[01:04:24] In The Nice Guys
[01:04:25] Sure
[01:04:26] I like this movie because it really has like two co-leads
[01:04:28] Who both do a great job
[01:04:29] But neither of them
[01:04:30] Oh wait, so when you said Ryan Gosling
[01:04:32] You meant The Nice Guys
[01:04:33] No, I meant Lala Land
[01:04:34] Oh okay
[01:04:35] I mean he's great in The Nice Guys too
[01:04:36] I think he's phenomenal in The Nice Guys
[01:04:37] So funny
[01:04:38] Yeah
[01:04:39] I like him in both
[01:04:40] Yeah
[01:04:41] I just think Lala Land is a tough thing
[01:04:42] And luckily
[01:04:43] I think he really landed it
[01:04:44] No one ever talked about how he like
[01:04:45] Talked about jazz
[01:04:46] But David
[01:04:47] No one brought that
[01:04:48] Jazz
[01:04:49] But Jazz David
[01:04:50] I mean look
[01:04:51] Obviously Lala Land is a totemic work of racism
[01:04:53] On the scale of the birth of a nation
[01:04:55] BW Griffith one
[01:04:56] No whatever
[01:04:57] Okay
[01:04:58] We're not
[01:04:59] We're actually really not going to talk much about Lala Land
[01:05:00] Jazz though
[01:05:02] Jazz though
[01:05:03] I'm trying to think if there are any other
[01:05:05] Obvious leads
[01:05:06] I kind of like your 10 Cloverfield Lane argument
[01:05:09] Yeah it's a good argument
[01:05:10] It's a great way of arguing
[01:05:11] A great lead in a movie that nobody saw
[01:05:13] In this country is Dave Johns and I Daniel Blake
[01:05:15] Which is a pretty darn good movie
[01:05:17] And he's fucking fantastic
[01:05:18] Joel Edgerton was good in loving
[01:05:20] Yep
[01:05:21] Very understated
[01:05:22] Christian Bale's kind of good in a night of cups
[01:05:25] Oh I haven't seen it
[01:05:26] Oh I don't know when I'm gonna
[01:05:27] I'll be talking to you
[01:05:28] I might have a cup a little bit later
[01:05:29] Oh I know you will
[01:05:30] Uh oh
[01:05:31] Andy Samberg's pretty great in pop star
[01:05:33] Never stop, never stop
[01:05:34] That is a Golden Globe nomination snub
[01:05:36] That hurts
[01:05:37] Pretty rude
[01:05:38] What the fuck
[01:05:39] I feel like there's one other obvious one
[01:05:41] That I am forgetting
[01:05:42] Wait and now I'm just looking at
[01:05:44] Not been half a good live by night
[01:05:46] That's for sure
[01:05:47] Just sort of like scrolling down my ways
[01:05:49] I have Guy Algarcia Bernal in Neruda
[01:05:51] Yeah he's good
[01:05:52] Nobody really saw that movie
[01:05:53] Almost a supporting pre-
[01:05:54] Like there's an odd one
[01:05:55] It is almost a supporting
[01:05:56] Oh right
[01:05:57] Yeah look
[01:05:58] Two movies that are not good
[01:05:59] But I like the leads
[01:06:00] Let's hear it
[01:06:01] Jonah Hill and War Dogs is great
[01:06:03] I'm sorry
[01:06:04] I refuse
[01:06:05] I haven't seen it on a heart
[01:06:06] I won't see that movie
[01:06:07] Oh I know and it's fine
[01:06:08] And Michael Fastbender's fantastic
[01:06:10] In the light between oceans
[01:06:12] It's a real Fastbender performance
[01:06:14] It is
[01:06:15] But it doesn't mean he's not good
[01:06:16] Yeah
[01:06:17] Like that movie would suck without him
[01:06:18] I stick up for that
[01:06:19] As it is with him
[01:06:20] It's okay
[01:06:21] Yeah it's okay
[01:06:22] I love KC Affleck off my five
[01:06:24] For political reasons
[01:06:26] I felt like it
[01:06:27] Yeah
[01:06:28] You know like if I'm being completely honest with myself
[01:06:30] Yes that is empirically one of the five best performances
[01:06:32] I saw all year
[01:06:33] Yeah
[01:06:34] That stands
[01:06:35] Does me giving him
[01:06:36] You don't want to invite him to your ceremony
[01:06:38] Right I mean it's like
[01:06:39] My nomination fucking means nothing
[01:06:41] We're recording in like a fucking closet
[01:06:43] And I'm just saying bullshit
[01:06:44] But it just
[01:06:45] I felt like I didn't want to do it
[01:06:47] The performance still stands
[01:06:48] It doesn't negate the work
[01:06:49] Yeah
[01:06:50] But like maybe
[01:06:51] I don't need to laud him
[01:06:52] I mean I sat there and I was like
[01:06:53] If I can come up with five nominees
[01:06:55] That I think are good
[01:06:56] Where I'm not stretching it
[01:06:57] And pushing someone above him
[01:06:59] Right
[01:07:00] Who doesn't deserve to be there
[01:07:01] Yeah
[01:07:02] Then I'll leave him off
[01:07:03] And when I like decided that Goodman was lead
[01:07:05] Yeah
[01:07:06] Then that was like the shift for me
[01:07:07] I hear ya
[01:07:08] That's where I stand on that
[01:07:10] Um
[01:07:12] I mean who are your winners
[01:07:14] Okay ready
[01:07:15] Did we say our winners for Sporting Actor
[01:07:16] No we did
[01:07:17] Let's go around the horn
[01:07:18] We didn't say our winners
[01:07:19] We didn't say the winners
[01:07:20] Aaron Reich
[01:07:21] My Hershel Ali is my winner
[01:07:23] I at the time that I saw Hail Caesar said
[01:07:25] I can't imagine that anyone would be
[01:07:27] Anorect for me
[01:07:28] And then I saw Moonlight
[01:07:29] And I think Hershel Ali is one of the best performances
[01:07:31] I've ever seen
[01:07:32] Agreed
[01:07:33] But we're all essentially talking about the same two people
[01:07:35] Yeah
[01:07:36] Alright so best actor
[01:07:37] My winner is Adam Driver for Patterson
[01:07:39] Yeah let's talk about Patterson
[01:07:40] The greatest fucking movie
[01:07:41] Have you seen Patterson
[01:07:42] I have
[01:07:43] Okay
[01:07:44] I was
[01:07:45] Okay
[01:07:46] Welmed by it
[01:07:47] I liked it
[01:07:48] I liked it a lot
[01:07:49] I think Driver's great
[01:07:50] Driver's one of my favorite actors
[01:07:51] Um
[01:07:52] I was distressed
[01:07:53] Yeah I agree
[01:07:54] I was distressed to see Huskini
[01:07:55] He got in silence
[01:07:56] I really hope
[01:07:57] Huskini
[01:07:58] He had some food after that
[01:07:59] He'll be back up for Last Jedi
[01:08:00] Yeah
[01:08:01] Oh yes
[01:08:02] Last Jedi
[01:08:03] I cannot wait
[01:08:04] Yeah Patterson's really good
[01:08:06] I
[01:08:08] The thing about most Jarmusch movies that are not
[01:08:10] Uh
[01:08:11] What's the vampire one
[01:08:13] Only lovers left
[01:08:14] Only lovers left
[01:08:15] Which I adored
[01:08:16] Yeah
[01:08:17] That's a good movie
[01:08:18] And I sorta like not
[01:08:19] And I sorta like maybe forget about it a little bit
[01:08:21] There's a dog joke in Patterson
[01:08:23] That will stick with me forever and ever
[01:08:26] Do you mean the mailbox
[01:08:28] What a great fucking pay off that is
[01:08:31] Otherwise that movie is sorta like
[01:08:33] Yeah good movie
[01:08:34] But I agree with you that Driver is brilliant
[01:08:35] My winner would be Denzel
[01:08:36] I think
[01:08:37] He's so good
[01:08:38] Somewhat perfunctorily
[01:08:39] It feels not exciting
[01:08:40] To talk about
[01:08:41] Like Denzel's my number one
[01:08:42] But he's great
[01:08:43] It's like seeing like
[01:08:44] A great tenor perform at the Oscar
[01:08:45] At the opera
[01:08:46] You know like it's just you're like
[01:08:47] Oh here he goes
[01:08:48] And he knows exactly what he's doing
[01:08:50] There it is
[01:08:51] My winner is Tom Hanks for Solid
[01:08:53] He's so good
[01:08:54] And I'll admit that's also boosted by
[01:08:58] Hologram for the King
[01:08:59] Which I think is fantastic
[01:09:00] I still haven't seen it
[01:09:01] Two of my favorite leading performances of the year
[01:09:03] I think he's
[01:09:04] Is that Tickler?
[01:09:05] It is Tom Tickler
[01:09:06] Our old friend
[01:09:07] And I think he's just like
[01:09:09] A fucking like Redwood Oak
[01:09:11] Of American cinema
[01:09:12] I got no beef with any of this
[01:09:14] And talking to our friend Richard Lawson
[01:09:16] When we were having our conversation
[01:09:17] Where we both said cream cheese to each other
[01:09:19] And then we're allowed to go into the basement
[01:09:20] And talk about Sully
[01:09:21] Cream cheese
[01:09:22] I
[01:09:23] Together we developed this theory
[01:09:25] That the thing that's so satisfying
[01:09:26] About this present day
[01:09:27] Tom Hanks run
[01:09:28] Where he has sort of dropped all affectations
[01:09:30] And just become a really fucking
[01:09:32] Strong
[01:09:33] Straight down the line actor
[01:09:34] Yeah
[01:09:35] Is that he's playing people
[01:09:36] Who are good at their jobs
[01:09:37] And he himself is good at his job
[01:09:39] Yes
[01:09:40] Of acting
[01:09:41] And it's the Britcha Spies thing
[01:09:42] It's the Sully thing
[01:09:43] Who's satisfying to watch someone
[01:09:44] Who just excels in their profession
[01:09:45] Yeah
[01:09:46] And you're watching that on two layers
[01:09:47] With any Hanks performance
[01:09:48] I still don't think anything
[01:09:49] In the last two movies that you mentioned
[01:09:52] Comparised to Captain Phillips
[01:09:54] I feel like that's
[01:09:55] Great too
[01:09:56] That's a different performance
[01:09:57] He's good at his job
[01:09:58] But he's under a lot more
[01:09:59] I love all three of those
[01:10:00] Those are my three Tom Hanks
[01:10:01] Greatest job
[01:10:02] And much as I
[01:10:03] Didn't like Sully
[01:10:04] But I think he's
[01:10:05] He's very good at Sully
[01:10:07] Birds
[01:10:08] If you like Sully
[01:10:09] Treat it me hashtag cream cheese
[01:10:11] Yes
[01:10:12] Treat me too
[01:10:13] Yeah sure
[01:10:14] If you want
[01:10:15] My idea
[01:10:16] Adam Driver's great
[01:10:17] We can talk more about Patterson
[01:10:19] Adam Driver's my favorite performance
[01:10:21] Best actress
[01:10:22] You know I'm a sub-actress
[01:10:24] So I watched Patterson
[01:10:25] I liked it
[01:10:27] I saw Adam Driver's performance
[01:10:29] I liked it
[01:10:30] I knew this was a very-
[01:10:31] I'm glad that when you watch Patterson
[01:10:33] You saw his performance
[01:10:34] Because otherwise you really would
[01:10:35] Not have been paying much attention
[01:10:36] It's a lot of looking away from the scene
[01:10:38] I saw him
[01:10:39] I recognized what he was doing
[01:10:40] I enjoyed it
[01:10:41] I went in knowing that it was your
[01:10:43] Fair performance of the year
[01:10:44] I don't
[01:10:45] I don't know if it's
[01:10:46] You know there's a lot of good performances
[01:10:48] Like Ali is
[01:10:49] Yeah
[01:10:50] Okay it's
[01:10:51] I maybe talk a little bit more about like
[01:10:53] What he's doing in that movie
[01:10:54] Because like it's so subtle
[01:10:55] That's what I'm at
[01:10:56] He's showing
[01:10:57] The movie is about understanding
[01:10:58] To me about understanding like creativity
[01:11:00] Like which is a very difficult thing to depict
[01:11:03] Like and he is so good
[01:11:05] It's showing you like
[01:11:07] A person taking in the world
[01:11:09] In a specific way
[01:11:10] Rather than just like
[01:11:11] I don't know
[01:11:12] Like a camera
[01:11:13] Yeah
[01:11:14] And
[01:11:15] I get that it's obviously a low-key subtle movie
[01:11:18] Oh yeah
[01:11:19] But there's something about
[01:11:21] I mean he
[01:11:22] I can't deny that he's an actor
[01:11:23] Who's so charismatic to me
[01:11:24] Like no matter what he's doing
[01:11:25] Yes
[01:11:26] Like even if he's in
[01:11:27] For sure
[01:11:28] You know jerk off indie number six
[01:11:29] Right
[01:11:30] Like you know
[01:11:31] When's Adam Driver Bad
[01:11:32] And it's a watching and listening movie
[01:11:33] So it needs someone who's that
[01:11:34] And neatly
[01:11:35] Right
[01:11:36] Interesting to watch
[01:11:37] To play someone who is so subdued
[01:11:40] And like
[01:11:42] You know we'll have conversations
[01:11:43] With like you think
[01:11:44] The people he loves
[01:11:45] Like his wife or partner
[01:11:47] Do we actually know if they're married?
[01:11:49] I think they're more fine
[01:11:50] I don't think they're married
[01:11:52] But that's just my heart
[01:11:53] His live-in girlfriends
[01:11:54] His lady
[01:11:56] Or his boss at the
[01:11:58] Like bus depot or whatever
[01:11:59] And like
[01:12:01] You know
[01:12:02] You would almost think like
[01:12:04] Someone does this wrong
[01:12:05] And you're like
[01:12:06] Watching a movie about like
[01:12:07] An autistic person
[01:12:08] Like but he's not like that
[01:12:09] You get what everyone sees in him
[01:12:11] I could talk about it for a while
[01:12:13] It's tough
[01:12:14] It's my favorite movie
[01:12:15] I mean it might be my number one of the year
[01:12:17] But for a couple really great movies
[01:12:19] Like in another year
[01:12:20] It easily could have been number one
[01:12:21] Man remember
[01:12:22] Watch it again sometime
[01:12:23] But like you know give it a while
[01:12:24] Like
[01:12:25] Remember during the summer
[01:12:26] When everybody was talking about
[01:12:27] What a terrible year for movies this was
[01:12:28] And how it rebounded so hard
[01:12:29] In the fall
[01:12:30] It's true
[01:12:31] It's really amazing
[01:12:32] It's one of those things where
[01:12:33] If you look at the top
[01:12:34] 30 grossing movies
[01:12:35] It's a nightmare
[01:12:36] It's really quite horrifying
[01:12:38] For the first time
[01:12:39] I'm really kind of like
[01:12:40] Begetting to worry
[01:12:41] And I've always been someone who
[01:12:42] Dismissed those like
[01:12:43] Me too
[01:12:44] Kind of like
[01:12:45] Like when movies are ruining
[01:12:46] But then again
[01:12:47] There are so many good movies
[01:12:48] They're just smaller
[01:12:49] And I don't know
[01:12:50] And I feel like
[01:12:51] The bulk of the crappy movies
[01:12:52] In the top 30
[01:12:53] It's not even comic books
[01:12:54] It's just like
[01:12:55] These sort of like
[01:12:56] Uninspired sequels
[01:12:57] Boring animated movies
[01:12:58] Kind of like you know
[01:12:59] Boring reboots
[01:13:00] Yes
[01:13:01] Like whatever
[01:13:02] Exactly
[01:13:03] Alright best actress
[01:13:04] Best actress
[01:13:05] Can I go first?
[01:13:06] Yeah this is the bloodbath category
[01:13:07] So this is the one where
[01:13:08] I had six
[01:13:09] It's so hard
[01:13:10] I had six and I'm literally
[01:13:11] Like deciding now who I'm going to bomb up
[01:13:12] You know it's like you're ordering
[01:13:13] And you haven't quite decided
[01:13:14] Between the salmon and the chicken
[01:13:15] Like I have
[01:13:16] My ten contenders
[01:13:18] All could have won in a different year
[01:13:20] Like I have ten people
[01:13:21] Fighting for five slots
[01:13:22] Who could have been winners
[01:13:23] In a weaker category
[01:13:24] So the chicken that I'm
[01:13:25] That I'm not choosing
[01:13:26] As opposed to the salmon
[01:13:27] Sure
[01:13:28] Is Kate Beckinsale
[01:13:29] And Love and Friendship
[01:13:30] Who I think is phenomenal
[01:13:31] But like the other five
[01:13:32] So my five are Amy Adams and Arrival
[01:13:34] Annette Benning in 20th Century Women
[01:13:36] Viola Davis and Fences
[01:13:38] Rebecca Hall and Christine
[01:13:40] And Natalie Portman and Jackie
[01:13:42] Okay
[01:13:43] My five are
[01:13:44] It's so hard
[01:13:45] So hard
[01:13:46] You can't help but leave off
[01:13:48] Great capital G
[01:13:50] Great performances
[01:13:51] Yeah
[01:13:52] My five are Amy Adams and Arrival
[01:13:54] Yes
[01:13:55] Isabel Oopair and Elle
[01:13:56] Yes
[01:13:57] Nali Portman and Jackie
[01:13:58] Yes
[01:13:59] Haley Steinfeld
[01:14:00] In Edge of 17
[01:14:01] Great
[01:14:02] And Annette Benning for 20th Century Women
[01:14:04] There you go
[01:14:05] Yeah, mine are
[01:14:06] Amy Adams and Arrival
[01:14:08] Isabel Oopair and Things to Come
[01:14:10] Although I like her in Elle too
[01:14:11] I think she's a
[01:14:12] It's hard
[01:14:13] Elle too is such a strange sequel
[01:14:15] Oh boy
[01:14:16] I would love to see it
[01:14:17] Kamma T.O.L
[01:14:19] Her performances in Elle and Things to Come
[01:14:21] Are a great example of why
[01:14:23] Isabel Oopair is one of our best actors
[01:14:25] Because we talk about two movies
[01:14:26] That are very different
[01:14:27] Yep
[01:14:29] Ruth Nega in Loving
[01:14:30] Yep
[01:14:31] Annette Benning in 20th Century Women
[01:14:33] And my winner
[01:14:35] Sasha Lane in American Honey
[01:14:37] Interesting
[01:14:38] I love that movie
[01:14:39] I don't know if I'm super sold on her
[01:14:41] As an actress
[01:14:42] I did
[01:14:44] I think a lot of what's great about
[01:14:45] Andrea Arnold's direction in that movie
[01:14:47] Love that too
[01:14:48] Yeah
[01:14:49] It's a nice
[01:14:50] Yeah, seriously
[01:14:51] Yeah
[01:14:52] Who would your winner be?
[01:14:53] But like
[01:14:54] Everyone you mentioned I love
[01:14:55] Yeah
[01:14:56] Steinfeld is like a really hard one
[01:14:57] I'm gonna leave off for you
[01:14:58] Because I think that is a really hard performance
[01:14:59] To pull off
[01:15:00] Yes
[01:15:01] Fucking
[01:15:02] There's like
[01:15:03] We'll mention them
[01:15:04] There's so many other people
[01:15:05] Can I stomp for Steinfeld for one second?
[01:15:06] Do it
[01:15:07] Yeah
[01:15:08] Cause that was one where I went
[01:15:09] She has no chance
[01:15:10] And I have to make sure no matter what
[01:15:11] When we do our awards episode
[01:15:12] I nominate her
[01:15:13] No and you have to leave her off
[01:15:14] That's like a fucking
[01:15:15] She's my sixth
[01:15:16] Right
[01:15:17] Her opening scene in that movie
[01:15:19] Where she goes into Woody Harrelson's office
[01:15:21] And explains to him
[01:15:22] Why she's gonna kill herself
[01:15:23] Yeah
[01:15:24] And she simultaneously plays
[01:15:25] The severity of someone who genuinely believes
[01:15:27] They might take their own life
[01:15:28] Yeah
[01:15:29] And lands every single joke
[01:15:31] Every comic beat
[01:15:32] Is insane
[01:15:33] Cause I remember I
[01:15:34] Using years ago
[01:15:35] Talk about the tough opening to a movie
[01:15:37] Where you might be turning off
[01:15:38] The whole audience
[01:15:39] Yeah, thank you
[01:15:40] Years and years ago
[01:15:41] I had an audition
[01:15:42] To play like a suicidal kid
[01:15:44] In a comedy
[01:15:45] Right
[01:15:46] And I had just been taking a lot of acting classes
[01:15:47] And was really serious
[01:15:48] About my fucking craft
[01:15:49] And whatever
[01:15:50] And I went in there
[01:15:51] And was like
[01:15:52] I have to play this real
[01:15:53] Like I'm not gonna make a joke out of this
[01:15:54] And I went in
[01:15:55] They were like
[01:15:56] That's way too heavy for me
[01:15:57] Right
[01:15:58] This is a comedy
[01:15:59] Right
[01:16:00] And I've always viewed that as my waterloo
[01:16:01] Like not that specific performance
[01:16:02] In that audition
[01:16:03] But like can you
[01:16:04] Another of your favorite phrases
[01:16:05] Yes
[01:16:06] But can you like fucking do that
[01:16:07] Like can you hit the joke lines
[01:16:08] That have to exist within the script
[01:16:09] While playing the emotion seriously
[01:16:10] Cause I get angry
[01:16:11] When I see comedies
[01:16:12] Where people's problems
[01:16:13] Aren't portrayed with
[01:16:14] Accurate that
[01:16:15] It's strange that when Griffin says
[01:16:16] My waterloo he means the Abbason
[01:16:18] I do mean the Abbason
[01:16:19] Yeah
[01:16:20] Right
[01:16:21] Yes
[01:16:22] Sort of mid level
[01:16:23] Not the most
[01:16:24] The song of the most well known for it
[01:16:25] Right but they want it to be their number one hit
[01:16:27] My favorite thing about Mamma Mia
[01:16:28] Is that they just sing that over the end
[01:16:30] Cause how on earth do you
[01:16:31] Fit that into a plot
[01:16:32] Yep
[01:16:33] Exactly
[01:16:34] Yeah Steinfeld is like
[01:16:35] Get you a performance that can do both
[01:16:36] It's incredible
[01:16:37] And she nails every single joke
[01:16:38] At some of the like most ace
[01:16:39] Sharp comedic timing
[01:16:40] I've seen in a long time
[01:16:42] I should say
[01:16:43] Michael B Jordan presented my nominees
[01:16:45] Oh
[01:16:46] I think he won from all three of us
[01:16:47] I think he did
[01:16:48] Yeah
[01:16:49] He swept
[01:16:50] What a handsome man
[01:16:51] What a handsome man
[01:16:52] B Jordan where is he
[01:16:53] Yeah
[01:16:54] Um
[01:16:55] So who's your winner
[01:16:56] My winner is Sashaleen
[01:16:57] Right
[01:16:58] My winner was Viola Davis
[01:17:00] Up until I saw a 20th century woman
[01:17:01] A second time
[01:17:02] And then Benning sort of leapfrogged her
[01:17:03] Benning's great
[01:17:04] She's so good
[01:17:05] And without like
[01:17:06] This is my thing is like
[01:17:07] Viola Davis is phenomenal
[01:17:08] And gets that like big showcase
[01:17:10] Like
[01:17:11] Snot dripping down her face
[01:17:12] Scene or whatever
[01:17:13] Yeah
[01:17:14] And that Benning doesn't get
[01:17:15] A scene like that written for her
[01:17:16] In the movie
[01:17:17] And even still
[01:17:18] She manages to be like
[01:17:19] Wildly impressive
[01:17:21] In so many different ways
[01:17:22] Mm-hmm
[01:17:23] Yeah
[01:17:24] My winner is Amy Adams 4
[01:17:27] Fantastic performance
[01:17:28] By the way we didn't shout out Jeremy Renner
[01:17:30] In our supporting actor
[01:17:31] Bonanza
[01:17:32] But he's fantastic
[01:17:33] Well a lot of people don't like that movie
[01:17:34] We all get a raise on that
[01:17:35] People are really stupid
[01:17:36] I think he's great in that movie
[01:17:37] A lot of people don't like a rival
[01:17:38] I know
[01:17:39] Which is also
[01:17:40] Donny's Optible
[01:17:41] If you like Jeremy Renner
[01:17:42] In a rival tweet at us
[01:17:43] Cottage
[01:17:44] We love the way to end
[01:17:45] Let's go through the dairy case
[01:17:46] Is what we're doing
[01:17:47] I think I feel the way about Amy
[01:17:48] And it's an arrival that you do
[01:17:49] About Jim Darmes and Patterson
[01:17:50] Which isn't the same
[01:17:51] Jim Darmes and Patterson
[01:17:52] I'm sorry
[01:17:53] Adam Driver and Patterson
[01:17:54] I fucking love Amy Adams
[01:17:55] And arrival
[01:17:56] I think it's such an understated performance
[01:17:57] That is
[01:17:58] You're watching someone think
[01:17:59] For most of the movie
[01:18:00] Yeah
[01:18:01] And I think she has
[01:18:02] She's one of my favorite living actresses
[01:18:04] Um
[01:18:05] And
[01:18:06] Too bad about how bad
[01:18:07] She was in American Hustle
[01:18:08] Oh
[01:18:09] Disagree actually
[01:18:10] Disagree
[01:18:11] So bad
[01:18:12] So bad
[01:18:13] Disagree
[01:18:14] I've told you about my thing
[01:18:15] What did you think I was going to say
[01:18:16] I don't know actually
[01:18:17] I thought you were maybe going
[01:18:18] To say nocturnal animals
[01:18:19] She's not great
[01:18:20] My favorite thing about
[01:18:21] The American Hustle
[01:18:22] Is that that cast is a
[01:18:23] Rorschach pink plot test
[01:18:25] For people who watch it
[01:18:27] And it's just like
[01:18:28] It's everybody who comes out of the movie
[01:18:29] Has a different ranking
[01:18:30] Of who was good and who was bad
[01:18:31] In that movie
[01:18:32] I think Jennifer Lawrence is terrible
[01:18:33] And I think
[01:18:34] Amy Adams is great
[01:18:35] She's not great
[01:18:36] I think they're both bad
[01:18:37] Jeremy Runners the only good
[01:18:38] Performance
[01:18:39] Amy Adams is great in arrival
[01:18:41] You're watching someone think
[01:18:42] Yeah
[01:18:43] No you're right
[01:18:44] And
[01:18:45] And also
[01:18:46] And take in information
[01:18:47] That you don't realize
[01:18:48] But then on a rewatch
[01:18:49] You do realize she doesn't understand
[01:18:50] Yep
[01:18:51] Yes
[01:18:52] Which is hard to
[01:18:53] You know a high wire act
[01:18:54] Also very complicated performance
[01:18:55] She delivers such good voice over
[01:18:57] In that movie
[01:18:58] In a way that's like
[01:18:59] Cape, Landschad and Lord of the Rings level
[01:19:01] Like compelling I find
[01:19:02] And she makes it all look effortless
[01:19:04] It falls into the Tom Hanks category
[01:19:05] Where she's playing someone
[01:19:06] Who's great at her job
[01:19:07] And she is herself
[01:19:08] Showing you how to act
[01:19:09] Yeah
[01:19:10] While doing it
[01:19:11] She wins
[01:19:12] It's almost like
[01:19:13] A lifetime achievement award for me
[01:19:14] Sure
[01:19:15] I mean I think it's probably
[01:19:16] Objectively my favorite of those performances
[01:19:18] But she also gets kind of grandfathered in
[01:19:20] From the fact that
[01:19:21] Yeah
[01:19:22] She should have won like six times
[01:19:23] Although I think she's probably won
[01:19:24] Like six times in my personal awards
[01:19:26] Yeah
[01:19:27] Did you say who your winner was?
[01:19:29] Your winner was the net betting
[01:19:30] Was the net betting
[01:19:31] Who's number two for me
[01:19:32] Yeah
[01:19:33] So
[01:19:34] So many runners up
[01:19:35] Yeah some performances
[01:19:36] You want to shout out guys
[01:19:37] Oh Sasha Lane by the way
[01:19:38] She's fucking lightning in a bottle
[01:19:39] American Honey's Best Movie of the Year
[01:19:40] It's so great
[01:19:41] Who pair was a runner up for me?
[01:19:43] Nega was a runner up for me
[01:19:44] Nega is so good
[01:19:45] Nega that scene where she calls him on the phone
[01:19:48] That's all she does
[01:19:49] Yeah
[01:19:50] And it's all she communicates in her face
[01:19:52] Like is just like
[01:19:53] You know what
[01:19:54] I'm actually going to pick up the phone
[01:19:55] Like without any like overacting
[01:19:57] Any fucking
[01:19:58] What's her name
[01:19:59] In Tony Urban
[01:20:00] It's so good
[01:20:01] Oh yeah
[01:20:02] Sandra Huler
[01:20:03] Yeah
[01:20:04] That's very good
[01:20:05] We also have the Vanity Fair video
[01:20:06] Where Ruth Nega makes an Irish coffee
[01:20:07] Yes
[01:20:08] Yes
[01:20:09] Ruth Nega's the best
[01:20:10] Wonderful
[01:20:11] I love her
[01:20:12] Emma Suarez for Julieta
[01:20:13] Is on my
[01:20:14] I've seen Julieta
[01:20:15] Gotta get to it
[01:20:16] I've talked to people who are really into
[01:20:18] Almotavara who are like
[01:20:19] It's mid-level Almotavara
[01:20:20] For me
[01:20:21] It's the most I've liked in Almotavara
[01:20:22] Movie since like that education
[01:20:24] It's really good
[01:20:25] Sure
[01:20:26] I liked it a lot
[01:20:27] Royalty Hightower in the Fits
[01:20:28] Sure
[01:20:29] Is a wonderful debut performance
[01:20:30] I assume it's a debut performance
[01:20:31] Very good
[01:20:32] That movie is fantastic
[01:20:33] Yeah
[01:20:34] Minhee Kim from the Handmaid who falls into the trap
[01:20:36] I already laid out
[01:20:38] Natalie Corbin
[01:20:39] Natalie Corbin and Jackie
[01:20:40] She's great
[01:20:41] And Jackie Jackie
[01:20:42] Also, and this is such a hipsterly pick
[01:20:43] But like
[01:20:44] Creecia Fairchild from Creecia is
[01:20:46] It's a good movie
[01:20:47] Such like a presence in my view
[01:20:49] Check it out guys
[01:20:50] It's on Netflix
[01:20:51] It's like we suddenly got an urban outfitter
[01:20:52] I know
[01:20:53] I know
[01:20:54] That's why I almost hated to say it
[01:20:55] None of us nominated the Oscar winner
[01:20:57] I'm gonna put it on for the record
[01:20:59] Emma Stone
[01:21:00] But she's pretty good in La La Land
[01:21:01] I like her in La La Land
[01:21:02] I have no beef with her
[01:21:03] I like her a lot in La La Land
[01:21:04] She's fine in that movie
[01:21:05] Yeah
[01:21:06] That movie is fine
[01:21:07] The movie's good
[01:21:08] Very good actually
[01:21:09] Griffin's wrong about that
[01:21:10] But Emma Stone's not why I like it
[01:21:12] Although I think she's good
[01:21:13] It's fine
[01:21:15] My other person
[01:21:16] That can sales grade
[01:21:17] My other runner up
[01:21:19] Yeah
[01:21:21] Susan Sarandon for the medley
[01:21:23] Mr. Lawson
[01:21:24] I didn't realize he was the best
[01:21:25] Mr. Lawson is number one
[01:21:26] Our buddy Richard Lawson
[01:21:27] Picked his number one movie of the year
[01:21:28] I said
[01:21:29] I think she's wonderful
[01:21:30] That is an incredible
[01:21:31] I cannot believe that it's possible
[01:21:33] And then I watched it
[01:21:34] And boy is that a fun movie
[01:21:35] Is she really good in it
[01:21:36] That's a fun movie and she's really good in it
[01:21:38] She's really good in it
[01:21:39] Taraji B. Henson's really good
[01:21:40] In Hidden Figures
[01:21:41] Yeah
[01:21:42] And I think kind of a weirdly tough role
[01:21:45] Like a weirdly written role
[01:21:46] Okay
[01:21:47] I've never written
[01:21:48] But she is good
[01:21:49] I personally think Melissa McCarthy
[01:21:51] And Kristen McGregor great in Ghostbusters
[01:21:53] That's kind of a controversial opinion
[01:21:55] I would say Wigs better
[01:21:56] I agree
[01:21:57] I think McCarthy isn't great
[01:21:58] But that's more to do with the character
[01:22:00] Being underwritten rather than her performance
[01:22:02] And I do feel like there was a little bit
[01:22:04] Of her sort of taking her foot off the gas
[01:22:06] In that movie a little bit, right?
[01:22:08] They wrote the Leslie Jones role for her
[01:22:10] Oh, that makes sense
[01:22:11] She said she didn't want to do that
[01:22:12] Because she didn't want to play the firebrand
[01:22:13] If you want to try to lead against type
[01:22:15] And I think the roles she ended up taking
[01:22:18] Which had been written as sort of just the straightforward
[01:22:20] Functional one
[01:22:21] Yeah
[01:22:22] Then there was this awkward meshing between like
[01:22:24] How do you get what's funny about McCarthy with
[01:22:26] The character who needs to propel
[01:22:28] You see that
[01:22:29] You definitely see that
[01:22:30] Ani Taylor joined the witch
[01:22:32] And of course she's proven herself
[01:22:33] Quite an interesting young actress
[01:22:35] I would say
[01:22:36] She's been in her performances since
[01:22:38] Okay
[01:22:39] Best director
[01:22:40] Yeah
[01:22:43] My knownies are
[01:22:45] Barry Jenkins
[01:22:46] Her moonlight
[01:22:47] Oh yeah, I've heard about that
[01:22:48] Denny Villeneuve
[01:22:49] Her arrival
[01:22:52] Mike Mills for 20th Century Women
[01:22:54] Park Chan-Wook
[01:22:56] For The Handmaid Unsure
[01:22:57] And Pablo Lorraine
[01:23:00] Or Jack Hay
[01:23:02] Oh, Jack Hay
[01:23:03] It's so good at that movie
[01:23:04] Jack Hay who?
[01:23:06] Gentlemen, your nominees
[01:23:08] Andrea Arnold, American Honey
[01:23:11] Jim Jarmusch, Patterson
[01:23:12] Barry, Jenks, Moon, Whites
[01:23:16] Be Janks, Martin Scorsese
[01:23:18] For Silencio
[01:23:21] And Old Dennis
[01:23:22] Dennis Villeneuve
[01:23:24] For Arrival
[01:23:25] Yeah, fuck everyone's name
[01:23:26] Mine are very similar to all yours
[01:23:28] Andrea Arnold, American Honey
[01:23:29] Barry Jenkins, Moonlight
[01:23:31] Pablo Lorraine, Jackie
[01:23:32] Martin Scorsese, Silence
[01:23:34] Denny Villeneuve for Arrival
[01:23:37] Some really good directed, well directed movies this year
[01:23:39] I liked a lot of other movies
[01:23:41] And a lot of other directors too
[01:23:43] Yeah, Yorick Oslantemos guys, The Lobster
[01:23:45] What a great breakthrough
[01:23:46] Like the fact that that movie was so
[01:23:48] Oh, for Mounds, Need A Park
[01:23:50] Great movie
[01:23:51] So good
[01:23:52] Narnadeh
[01:23:53] For Tony Ehrman
[01:23:54] I'm gonna shout out Karen Kusama one more time
[01:23:55] For the invitation
[01:23:56] Kusama
[01:23:57] That's another sort of Launergen like thing
[01:23:59] Where like she was
[01:24:01] Like totally on the shit list right?
[01:24:03] Yeah
[01:24:04] Definitely
[01:24:05] And I'm somebody who loves Jennifer's body
[01:24:07] A lot a lot a lot a lot
[01:24:09] A lot of Jennifer's body stands coming out of the woodwork
[01:24:11] I gotta watch the movie again
[01:24:12] I saw it on a plane
[01:24:13] Yeah
[01:24:14] Many years ago or whatever
[01:24:15] I don't really remember it
[01:24:16] Well, wasn't the thing with the invitation also
[01:24:18] That her husband wrote the script
[01:24:19] Oh, is that it?
[01:24:20] Cause her husband's like a pretty successful
[01:24:22] Sort of studio screenwriter
[01:24:24] He writes on a franchise that I'm forgetting
[01:24:27] Griffin, I don't view women directors
[01:24:29] Through the lens of their husband
[01:24:31] What I was gonna say is
[01:24:32] I think he wrote the screenplay
[01:24:34] That had some heat around it
[01:24:35] And she was able to like
[01:24:37] Attach herself as a package to y'all
[01:24:39] She also directed one of the best
[01:24:41] Episodes of television this year
[01:24:44] The Haughton Catch Fire episode
[01:24:46] Where they all had the big blow out argument
[01:24:47] Yes
[01:24:48] Haughton Catch Fire is the best TV show
[01:24:50] I knew that was gonna be David Bate
[01:24:51] Gentlemen, who is your winner for best?
[01:24:54] Andrew Arnold
[01:24:55] Joe
[01:24:56] Um
[01:24:58] Oh, I almost wanted to be Andrew Arnold
[01:25:00] It's Barry Jenkins
[01:25:01] Yeah, mine's Barry Jenkins
[01:25:02] Yeah, he's good
[01:25:03] I think he's a talented director
[01:25:05] He's one to watch guys
[01:25:06] It's gonna suck when he loses the Oscar
[01:25:08] It's gonna suck when he loses the Oscar
[01:25:10] Especially I don't think I like Damien Chazelle
[01:25:13] I actually loved the speech he gave
[01:25:15] I was at the New York Film Critic Circle
[01:25:16] And I loved the speech he gave
[01:25:17] I thought it was a fantastic speech
[01:25:18] I heard it went on for an hour and a day
[01:25:20] Yeah, everyone was rolling their eyes being like
[01:25:22] Cause it's the end of the night
[01:25:23] It's been going on for a while
[01:25:24] And he's given this like proper speech
[01:25:26] That he's written
[01:25:27] Which is fine obviously
[01:25:28] Cause he knew he was gonna win
[01:25:29] You know, it's the winner's dinner
[01:25:30] Yeah
[01:25:31] And it's a terrific speech that if you can find it
[01:25:33] You should check out about the movie's influenced Lollaland
[01:25:36] You should seriously check it out
[01:25:37] I also read about it in my Lollaland piece
[01:25:40] On The Atlantic
[01:25:42] I think
[01:25:47] I think Moonlight is like
[01:25:49] Look, there's obviously a synthesis of different influences
[01:25:56] Styles
[01:25:57] You know, dramatic storytelling types
[01:25:59] Absolutely
[01:26:00] All of that
[01:26:01] But it feels like he blends it all into something
[01:26:03] That feels entirely
[01:26:05] There's things like how he uses a 360 shot
[01:26:10] In each one of those segments
[01:26:11] And what that means
[01:26:13] Right
[01:26:14] The sort of intense close ups
[01:26:15] There's sort of like one in each of the segments
[01:26:18] And what that means
[01:26:19] Yeah, Moonlight feels to me like
[01:26:21] He's borrowing words from different languages
[01:26:23] Somehow constructing an entirely new language
[01:26:25] You know, it feels like very much its own thing
[01:26:28] And I've seen the movie three times now
[01:26:30] And there's just not a moment that feels out of place
[01:26:33] Not a shot, not a line
[01:26:34] Yeah
[01:26:35] And on behalf of all that
[01:26:36] And it's also like
[01:26:37] That is, I know you talk about like
[01:26:39] Like lead in movie making
[01:26:41] Like every single scene in there
[01:26:43] Just like does what it needs to do
[01:26:45] And like moves the plot forward
[01:26:47] Or moves a character forward
[01:26:49] In such precise ways
[01:26:52] And this is a thing that's been discussed
[01:26:53] Adnazium throughout this whole season
[01:26:56] But he pointedly did not have the three actors
[01:27:00] Playing Shai Run meet each other
[01:27:01] Yeah
[01:27:02] And when I walked out of the film
[01:27:03] I went like, God, what was the rehearsal process like
[01:27:05] How much time do you spend with them
[01:27:07] Studying each other's gestures
[01:27:08] Or creating a series of combined
[01:27:10] You know, shared, common gestures
[01:27:13] And then to find that out is like
[01:27:15] Oh, that's directing
[01:27:16] Yeah, interaction is obviously crucial
[01:27:18] To why that works
[01:27:19] Not just how he directs the three actors
[01:27:21] But also how he frames them
[01:27:23] And how he matches everything with them
[01:27:25] Great job
[01:27:26] Yeah
[01:27:27] Cannot wait to see his next film
[01:27:28] I know, me too
[01:27:29] Do we want to do best picture
[01:27:30] Or do we want to now jump back
[01:27:32] And do like some other crap
[01:27:34] And say best picture for the grand finale
[01:27:36] Yeah, let's do some other crap
[01:27:37] Let's do some other crap
[01:27:38] I like other crap
[01:27:39] Original screenplay
[01:27:40] Original screenplay
[01:27:41] My nominees
[01:27:42] Said year for original screenplays
[01:27:44] Marinade for Tony Erdman
[01:27:47] Ethan and Joel Cohen for Hail Caesar
[01:27:50] Garmash for Patterson
[01:27:52] Yorga Sontimos and
[01:27:53] That's a tough one
[01:27:56] For the lobster
[01:27:57] And Richie
[01:27:59] Big L, Big Dick
[01:28:01] Link later for Everybody Wants Some
[01:28:04] Big L and a Big Dick, man
[01:28:06] Who knows
[01:28:07] Who knows
[01:28:08] That's really great
[01:28:09] I love that Everybody Wants Some
[01:28:11] Is not an Ethelist for you
[01:28:12] Love that movie
[01:28:14] That movie became a little bit of a
[01:28:16] Lightning Rod for people
[01:28:18] I love it
[01:28:19] I think it's so great
[01:28:20] It's great
[01:28:21] You know what you should do
[01:28:22] Watch it again
[01:28:23] And again and again
[01:28:24] Cause it's very good at that
[01:28:25] Yes, I can imagine
[01:28:27] It stands up well
[01:28:28] Mine are 20th century women
[01:28:31] Mike Mills
[01:28:32] Don't think twice
[01:28:33] Mike Brabiglia
[01:28:34] Little men
[01:28:35] All good nominees
[01:28:36] Ira Saxe
[01:28:37] And Mauricio Zacharias
[01:28:39] Manchester by the sea
[01:28:41] Kenny Lonergan
[01:28:42] And other people
[01:28:43] Chris Kelly
[01:28:44] My original screenplay
[01:28:46] The nominees are
[01:28:48] Him
[01:28:49] The Lobster
[01:28:50] Boom
[01:28:51] Those dudes
[01:28:52] The Meddler
[01:28:53] Those ladies
[01:28:54] That lady
[01:28:55] Yeah, those ladies
[01:28:56] Lauren Scafaria
[01:28:57] No, she's the Royalby
[01:28:58] Manchester by the sea
[01:29:01] 20th century women
[01:29:03] Yup
[01:29:04] Let me address my bow tie again
[01:29:06] David's gonna be furious
[01:29:07] Oh God
[01:29:08] Allied
[01:29:11] Laughable choice
[01:29:12] Steven Knight I believe
[01:29:13] A wonderful script
[01:29:15] You know what? Here's what I'll say about Allied
[01:29:17] What a shitty script
[01:29:18] I thought that was gonna be
[01:29:19] That's like the last thing I liked about Allied
[01:29:21] Like I liked everything else more than the scrams
[01:29:23] What a great piece of writing
[01:29:24] What?
[01:29:25] I enjoyed Allied a lot more than I thought it was going to
[01:29:28] But yeah, script
[01:29:29] Script seems to me an interesting place
[01:29:31] To honor that movie
[01:29:32] Love it, love it
[01:29:33] Love that the film spends the entire first half
[01:29:34] Setting up the relationship
[01:29:35] Before you even get to
[01:29:36] What is ostensibly the plot of the film
[01:29:38] Right, right
[01:29:39] Right that it spends its time
[01:29:41] I think it's a series of very well orchestrated moves
[01:29:44] I think it's like a lovely sort of like
[01:29:46] Like a fucking mouse hunt
[01:29:48] Board of a script
[01:29:49] Cutting you off
[01:29:50] Mouse hunt
[01:29:51] Who's your winner?
[01:29:52] Better not be Allied
[01:29:53] My winner is
[01:29:54] Allied
[01:29:55] No, my winner is
[01:29:57] Uh
[01:29:58] Boo
[01:29:59] Boy, it's a real showdown
[01:30:01] Between Manchester and 20th century women
[01:30:03] Yeah, both good
[01:30:04] And I feel like I gotta give it to
[01:30:06] 20th century women
[01:30:07] That's mine
[01:30:08] I just think it's a movie where
[01:30:10] Every single character is
[01:30:12] A fucking fully realized human being
[01:30:15] And it is a film full of ideas
[01:30:18] And questions without offering any answers
[01:30:20] Without being sort of like pedantic
[01:30:22] Or didactic about what it's fucking trying to say
[01:30:24] What was the last time that sort of like
[01:30:25] And I mean he's done it twice now
[01:30:26] But like dreamy voiceover like that
[01:30:30] And I don't think it works that well in beginners
[01:30:32] But I think it works like game busters
[01:30:34] I think the device of having the characters at the end
[01:30:36] Explain what happens in the rest of their lives
[01:30:38] Is one of the most weirdly emotional things
[01:30:40] It kills me
[01:30:41] And I also think like good timing but like
[01:30:44] To make a movie that's just a bunch of people
[01:30:46] Trying to argue over like
[01:30:48] What function does man have in current society
[01:30:51] At a point where spoiler
[01:30:52] We kind of outlived our purpose
[01:30:54] Well and the part where she's like
[01:30:56] And then don't have a reason to exist anymore
[01:30:57] And when an up bending is talking about like
[01:30:59] They don't know that Reagan's coming
[01:31:01] And I'm like oh my god
[01:31:02] Like I know that like too many things now
[01:31:04] When I go see a movie
[01:31:05] Reminds me of our current situation
[01:31:08] I think David I may have mentioned to you
[01:31:09] After I got out of Split
[01:31:10] I was just like oh the part where like
[01:31:12] The few good personalities are like
[01:31:15] Or the many decent personalities
[01:31:17] Are like these three don't speak for us
[01:31:19] This minority malevolent population doesn't speak for us
[01:31:22] And I was like shit
[01:31:23] Now I gotta think of current events
[01:31:24] And split of all things
[01:31:25] That's a weird factor
[01:31:26] Split
[01:31:27] Split
[01:31:28] Breakable
[01:31:29] That's a weird factor to this year
[01:31:30] Unsplittable
[01:31:31] When I was looking at my top films
[01:31:35] For the year
[01:31:36] I was like wow it's a weirdly political year
[01:31:38] Like all my pics are like political
[01:31:40] And I realized no it's not
[01:31:41] It's just that this is everything
[01:31:42] You're seeing it in these movies
[01:31:43] Someone remarked on this about the Super Bowl
[01:31:45] Where it's like oh yeah
[01:31:46] Now an ad that's just like
[01:31:48] America's a nice place
[01:31:49] Is suddenly like a wildly political state
[01:31:52] Controversial
[01:31:53] Well it's like that's what ads
[01:31:54] Especially like you know
[01:31:55] These big Super Bowl sort of like
[01:31:57] I'd like to teach the world to sing
[01:31:58] Like Super Bowl ads
[01:31:59] What's also just like empathy
[01:32:01] Has become a partisan issue now
[01:32:03] Wait what's your winner
[01:32:04] We have to move on
[01:32:05] My winner for Best of Ritz
[01:32:07] 20th Century
[01:32:09] My winner is Maranade for Tony Erdman
[01:32:13] I gotta see Tony Erdman
[01:32:14] He cut his hands around his mouth
[01:32:16] Great movie
[01:32:17] Best adapted screenplay
[01:32:19] Yes
[01:32:20] My nominees are
[01:32:23] Arrival
[01:32:24] Written by Eric Hesierer
[01:32:27] Hi sir
[01:32:28] Hi sir
[01:32:29] I interviewed him he was very nice
[01:32:31] The Handmaiden
[01:32:32] Written by Park Chan-Wook and Cheung Siuk
[01:32:34] I don't know how you say that guy's name
[01:32:36] I'm sorry
[01:32:37] Moonlight
[01:32:38] By very Jenkins
[01:32:39] And sort of by Tarella McGraney
[01:32:41] Yes
[01:32:42] Kind of sort of
[01:32:43] Story by
[01:32:44] Silence
[01:32:45] Written by Scorsese
[01:32:47] And Cox
[01:32:48] I believe it's Scorsese
[01:32:49] Yes
[01:32:50] Yeah I think you're right
[01:32:51] And my
[01:32:53] Real Griff Pick
[01:32:54] Real Griff Pick
[01:32:55] It's not gonna anger you guys
[01:32:56] You guys are just gonna laugh
[01:32:57] Ah
[01:32:58] Okay
[01:32:59] The little prince
[01:33:01] Wow
[01:33:02] I hated that movie
[01:33:03] Oh I love it
[01:33:04] I think it's lovely
[01:33:05] I think it's lovely
[01:33:06] I think it's lovely
[01:33:07] And a very clever adaptation
[01:33:08] Of very difficult material
[01:33:10] To stress
[01:33:11] I never read that book
[01:33:12] And I was never all that familiar
[01:33:13] What did they do to adapt it?
[01:33:16] It's like
[01:33:17] Essentially the film functions as
[01:33:18] Story within a story
[01:33:20] Right
[01:33:21] Where it's a girl living next
[01:33:22] Store to the elderly version
[01:33:24] Of the pilot from the book
[01:33:26] Okay
[01:33:27] Who recounts it to her
[01:33:28] And the entirety of the little
[01:33:29] Princess contained within the body
[01:33:30] Of the film as stop-motion
[01:33:32] Segments of the story
[01:33:33] Gotcha
[01:33:34] And then the last third of the
[01:33:35] Film which I will not ruin for
[01:33:36] People in which is the part that
[01:33:37] Most people either fall in love
[01:33:39] With the movie or become violently
[01:33:41] And rage at the movie
[01:33:43] Kind of meshes the two together
[01:33:45] In a way that I thought was very
[01:33:46] Inspired
[01:33:47] From the director of the first
[01:33:48] Kung Fu Panda I believe
[01:33:49] Yes, Mark Osborne
[01:33:50] Okay
[01:33:51] What are your nominees?
[01:33:52] For adapted screenplay
[01:33:53] I have Arrival
[01:33:54] Certain women by Kelly Reichart
[01:33:56] Hunt for the Wilder people
[01:33:58] By Tycho Waititi
[01:33:59] I did not know that was adapted actually
[01:34:01] Yeah, I was kind of sort of surprised
[01:34:02] At that myself
[01:34:03] Love and Friendship by Whit Stillman
[01:34:05] Adapted from the
[01:34:06] Is it Unfinished?
[01:34:07] No, no, it's finished
[01:34:08] It was just published after
[01:34:09] A Death Lady season
[01:34:10] Okay, yeah, yeah
[01:34:11] And Moonlight by Barry Jenkins
[01:34:13] Yeah, mine of Mish Mesh
[01:34:15] Year-two, Arrival Moonlight
[01:34:17] Which is my winner
[01:34:18] Handmaiden, certain women
[01:34:19] Little Friendship
[01:34:20] Not when I
[01:34:22] I didn't sneak in there
[01:34:24] Alright, what else do we want to do?
[01:34:26] See some other odds and ends here
[01:34:27] Before we get to Best Picture
[01:34:28] Original score?
[01:34:29] Oh, I have some original scores
[01:34:31] This is a good year for original scores
[01:34:33] No, no, no
[01:34:34] I mean, there are a lot of big ones
[01:34:35] I'd say Jackie
[01:34:36] Yep
[01:34:37] I'd say 20th Century Women
[01:34:38] Good score
[01:34:39] I would say Arrival
[01:34:40] Moonlight
[01:34:41] I would say Moonlight
[01:34:42] Yep
[01:34:43] I love the Heller Highwater score
[01:34:45] Great score
[01:34:46] Good score for an Alice
[01:34:47] I love the Midnight Special Score
[01:34:49] David Wingo
[01:34:50] It's my favorite thing about that movie
[01:34:51] The Midnight Special Score
[01:34:52] The Midnight Special Score
[01:34:53] I love the Kubo and the two strings score
[01:34:55] Very, very annoying
[01:34:56] That would be my fifth
[01:34:57] Yes
[01:34:58] My nominees are
[01:34:59] Nicholas Burdell for Moonlight
[01:35:00] Justin Hurwitz for La La Land
[01:35:01] Joe Han-Yo
[01:35:03] Hansen for Arrival
[01:35:04] Mika Levy for Jackie
[01:35:06] The obvious winner
[01:35:07] And Cho Young-Wook
[01:35:08] For the Handmaiden Baby
[01:35:10] That's got a fucking great score
[01:35:12] I gotta check out that score
[01:35:13] I've seen that movie, but the score didn't
[01:35:15] Check it out
[01:35:16] The score also has several
[01:35:18] Isolated Vocal Tracks
[01:35:19] of them making out
[01:35:20] for reasons that I couldn't really figure out
[01:35:21] I like that
[01:35:22] Yeah, it's like suddenly like Track 4
[01:35:24] And they're like, what is this?
[01:35:25] And they're like, oh right, it's the one where they're just going like
[01:35:27] It's like bizarre
[01:35:29] I feel like this was a year for like
[01:35:30] Sort of breakthrough composers
[01:35:32] Like Roger Neill for
[01:35:34] 20th Century Woman
[01:35:35] And Nicholas Burdell for Moonlight
[01:35:37] Are like
[01:35:38] Nod
[01:35:39] Phenomenal
[01:35:40] Let's all imitate the
[01:35:42] Opening of Mika Levy's score for Jackie
[01:35:46] No one else?
[01:35:49] Alright, what else you got?
[01:35:50] Griffey, what do you want to do?
[01:35:51] Can I do a little best song category?
[01:35:53] Best song?
[01:35:54] That's the first time I've had an actual line up for best song in forever
[01:35:57] I think they whiffed really hard on best song this year
[01:36:00] They fucked up on best song
[01:36:02] I'm dying to hear what your six are
[01:36:04] I'm guessing that can't stop
[01:36:05] Six? Oh, sorry, five
[01:36:07] I have six
[01:36:08] Oh okay, yeah, I have a six
[01:36:10] That's really close there
[01:36:11] Here's what my five would be
[01:36:13] For best song
[01:36:15] No Dames from
[01:36:17] Great song
[01:36:18] Hill Caesar
[01:36:19] I've been talking up all year
[01:36:21] Shiny from Moana
[01:36:24] Honestly, don't get the excitement for that song
[01:36:27] I think how far I'll go is so good
[01:36:30] I think they picked the right one
[01:36:32] And I like the
[01:36:34] We know the way
[01:36:35] We know the way as well
[01:36:36] And consider the coconut
[01:36:38] Which is not the name of the song
[01:36:39] But that's how I refer to it
[01:36:42] Consider the coconut
[01:36:43] I should just say that all the time
[01:36:45] Moana
[01:36:48] Riddle the model from Sing Street
[01:36:50] All the Sing Street songs are great
[01:36:52] I think that's the best one
[01:36:53] That's my third favorite
[01:36:54] That's obviously very fun
[01:36:55] Riddle like you stole it is my number one for me
[01:36:57] And Brown Shoes is my second one
[01:36:59] Not a movie I liked
[01:37:01] Weirdly, I was weirdly tepid on it
[01:37:03] But the songs are great
[01:37:04] Mona Lisa from Popstar
[01:37:07] That's your favorite from Popstar
[01:37:09] You're doing a lot of songs from movies
[01:37:11] That I picked but not the same song
[01:37:13] We've argued about this all year
[01:37:15] That Mona Lisa is hysterically funny
[01:37:18] It is such a good song
[01:37:19] It's the funniest one
[01:37:20] It's so funny
[01:37:21] They should have included the full performance
[01:37:23] It's something what do you call like
[01:37:25] A baked potato face
[01:37:27] I can't remember what is
[01:37:28] Looks like a garbage fell kid
[01:37:30] That one's great
[01:37:32] I'm gonna find it
[01:37:33] There's something about potato
[01:37:34] I just like Mona Lisa the original basic bitch
[01:37:37] The original basic bitch is amazing
[01:37:39] It's a great song
[01:37:40] And my fifth nominee would be
[01:37:44] Who
[01:37:45] Anger, bowtie, straightened
[01:37:47] Rules don't apply from
[01:37:49] Oh, Griffith
[01:37:50] Rules don't apply
[01:37:51] No
[01:37:52] So I haven't seen it
[01:37:53] I really need to
[01:37:54] I do really and we saw this movie together
[01:37:56] But like I really respect how much you stick up for this movie
[01:37:59] You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
[01:38:02] And also but I also love this
[01:38:04] Da Vinci must have sucked in our historians dick
[01:38:06] To get this girl who looked like un-cooked bread
[01:38:09] At the top of the all time famous painting
[01:38:12] It's a great song
[01:38:16] It's not the case in France where the naked ladies dance
[01:38:19] And they look like Dennis France
[01:38:21] Yeah, so that's my winner for best song
[01:38:25] See now my list of songs seems very pedestrian
[01:38:27] Because you've got like the more cool selections
[01:38:30] I think I'm so humble as hysterical though
[01:38:32] And I also think it's like a really good song
[01:38:34] So I'm so humble is one of mine
[01:38:36] From popstar I think it's so good
[01:38:38] Someone in the crowd is my La La Land
[01:38:39] Which is sort of my like Griffith version
[01:38:41] Of picking a song from La La Land
[01:38:42] And that like it's the third or fourth one down
[01:38:44] He grifted on that one
[01:38:45] How far I'll go Moana
[01:38:46] I really think it's a fantastic song
[01:38:48] I love it
[01:38:49] I said I'm so humble
[01:38:50] Drive it like you stole it from Sing Street
[01:38:52] Montage from Swiss Army Man
[01:38:54] Which I think is such a
[01:38:56] It's almost on the border of like being more score
[01:38:59] Than song but I think the little part where they kick in
[01:39:01] To sing it, oh it definitely counts
[01:39:03] But like
[01:39:04] Listen, listen
[01:39:06] I got this
[01:39:07] I'm nominating that the making out track on
[01:39:11] And then I squeezed in six because fuck it
[01:39:13] Try everything by Shakira
[01:39:15] Oh I like that
[01:39:16] It's so fun
[01:39:17] That song is really good
[01:39:18] I love that song
[01:39:19] I honestly do
[01:39:20] I will listen to that thing maybe once every three or four days
[01:39:23] I went to a Zootopia screening
[01:39:24] It was like 11 in the morning
[01:39:25] It was raining
[01:39:26] And I was kind of like vaguely excited for Zootopia
[01:39:29] And that scene where it was like
[01:39:30] I was moving to college or leaving
[01:39:32] And she's on the train
[01:39:34] Bop bop bop bop bop
[01:39:36] Try everything
[01:39:37] But I will stay through the uncredits of that movie
[01:39:39] To watch that her and those two gay tigers
[01:39:41] Like dancing around
[01:39:42] I have watched that movie up to the try anything point
[01:39:45] And then turned it off like a few times
[01:39:47] Now that's on Netflix
[01:39:48] Also love Jesus Christ
[01:39:51] It's escaped my brain
[01:39:52] I can't remember now
[01:39:53] My number six would be Abel from Hitpick
[01:39:56] That's my favorite hit in Hitpick
[01:39:58] You know, I really love that terrible
[01:40:01] Sia song in Lion
[01:40:02] It's so bad
[01:40:03] I do too actually
[01:40:04] She's so bad
[01:40:05] I went through the big like hundred song
[01:40:08] Besteligible whatever
[01:40:10] She's got that
[01:40:11] She had that song on the long list
[01:40:13] And then she had this song from the Eagle Huntress
[01:40:15] Oh sure
[01:40:16] And both of those songs are essentially
[01:40:18] These really like
[01:40:20] Ham-fistedly worded inspirational choruses
[01:40:23] Were like
[01:40:24] What's the chorus in the Lion song?
[01:40:26] It's like
[01:40:27] Oh it's
[01:40:28] Never give up now
[01:40:29] Never give up now
[01:40:30] And the other one
[01:40:31] Yeah, it's pretty boring
[01:40:32] And Eagle Huntress has a very similar kind of like
[01:40:35] Like you could do this
[01:40:37] Kind of a chorus
[01:40:38] It's very funny
[01:40:39] I forgot
[01:40:40] I'd want to say before I forget
[01:40:41] I forgot to shout out Cliff Martinez's score
[01:40:43] For the Neon Demon
[01:40:44] Which sounds like
[01:40:45] The vanilla dome world
[01:40:48] In Super Mario World
[01:40:49] It's great
[01:40:51] I also love
[01:40:52] My favorite Lala Lansong is definitely someone in the crowd
[01:40:54] I think another day of Sun's really good
[01:40:56] I think Start of Fire's really good
[01:40:57] I like the Lala in music
[01:40:58] Yeah
[01:40:59] I think not nominating her which is almost rude
[01:41:00] Like that's why the movie works to me
[01:41:02] More than anything else
[01:41:03] Yeah, I get you
[01:41:04] I get you
[01:41:05] Jazzy
[01:41:06] Jazzy
[01:41:07] I also, so I stole this from
[01:41:10] My friend Nathaniel Rogers
[01:41:11] Who runs the film experience
[01:41:12] He would, for his awards
[01:41:13] He would always do best cameo or limited role
[01:41:15] Which
[01:41:16] This is where my only place that Nocturnal Animals shows up
[01:41:19] Because I honestly think the Laura Laney scene
[01:41:20] In Nocturnal Animals
[01:41:21] You don't listen to rules
[01:41:22] I know, I know
[01:41:23] So whatever
[01:41:24] We don't have to talk about her
[01:41:25] The Francis McDormand scene in Hell Caesar
[01:41:27] I think is really funny
[01:41:28] Really funny
[01:41:29] I think she's so funny in that
[01:41:30] They're two hell of a high water
[01:41:32] Ethan Cohn is married to an editor
[01:41:33] And I just feel like
[01:41:34] There's a lot of love in that scene
[01:41:36] Yes, it's totally true
[01:41:37] He's got his brother's life playing
[01:41:39] The editor but nonetheless
[01:41:41] It's two brothers harmonizing going
[01:41:43] We love all wives
[01:41:46] I have two of Hell are High Water in this
[01:41:48] The one is Katie Mixon as the waitress
[01:41:50] Who interacts with Chris Pine
[01:41:52] Which is such a great scene
[01:41:54] And then Jeff Bridges is awesome
[01:41:56] Where he's like, I need the money back
[01:41:57] And she's like, no
[01:41:58] Oh, so good
[01:42:00] All the ones he performs is Hell are High Water
[01:42:02] Fantastic
[01:42:03] Well, the other waitress is my other nominee
[01:42:04] The one who's just like
[01:42:07] DC, you either don't want the corn on the cob
[01:42:09] Or you don't want the green beans
[01:42:11] The T-bone steak lady
[01:42:12] Yeah
[01:42:13] But also I love where it's like
[01:42:14] Do you have a gun in the guys?
[01:42:15] You don't serve no fucking scene as
[01:42:16] Like, yeah, I have a gun
[01:42:17] That opening bank robber scene
[01:42:19] Oh, that's what Dale Dickey, right?
[01:42:21] Well, no, Dale Dickey's great too
[01:42:22] But no, the guy
[01:42:23] Oh, the guy
[01:42:24] The guy who's like
[01:42:25] So I do have a gun
[01:42:26] Yeah, yeah
[01:42:27] And my fifth was Michael Shannon in Loving
[01:42:29] Which is such a great
[01:42:31] Very good one
[01:42:32] Performance in that scene
[01:42:33] Can I give out my
[01:42:35] There's a special award this year
[01:42:37] Uh-huh
[01:42:38] You know, in the past I've done the putters
[01:42:39] And murmurs and more
[01:42:40] Yeah, who does anyone win the putters and murmurs?
[01:42:41] No real putters and murmurs
[01:42:42] Wait a second, there's
[01:42:43] Now I'm gonna look
[01:42:44] I feel like Joe Legerton almost counts
[01:42:45] For putters and murmurs
[01:42:46] That is, that is arguably true
[01:42:48] You know?
[01:42:49] Mmm
[01:42:50] I feel like that's a classic
[01:42:51] Let's hand it to you
[01:42:52] Joe Legerton gets the
[01:42:53] The 2017 Putters and Murmurs and Murmurs
[01:42:54] I'm sorry
[01:42:55] You know who else does a great
[01:42:56] Putters and Murmurs job?
[01:42:57] Jung-Wen in Rogue One
[01:42:58] That is a quiet
[01:42:59] Oh
[01:43:00] Putters and Murmurs performance
[01:43:01] We've got a competition
[01:43:02] We putters and murmurs a lot
[01:43:03] Yeah
[01:43:04] Don't just, don't sleep on him
[01:43:05] Yeah
[01:43:06] I think Chris Hedgerston
[01:43:07] I know
[01:43:08] Weirdly, Chris Pine is almost a putter
[01:43:10] Yeah
[01:43:11] Uh, here's an award
[01:43:13] Uh, for 2016
[01:43:15] The best
[01:43:16] Uh
[01:43:17] Performance by
[01:43:19] Vin Diesel
[01:43:20] In a 4K 120 frames per second
[01:43:23] 3D movie goes to
[01:43:25] Well this is where
[01:43:26] Vin Diesel in Billy Lynn's
[01:43:27] Long Half-Time Walk
[01:43:28] Wow
[01:43:29] That movie didn't show up
[01:43:30] On any of our lists, you guys
[01:43:32] I want that movie to be a masterpiece
[01:43:33] I want it to be so much better than it is
[01:43:35] Uh, best performance by supporting Godzilla
[01:43:37] Goes to Shin Godzilla
[01:43:38] Give that movie to
[01:43:40] Friday Night Lights, guys
[01:43:42] And I don't know who they are anymore
[01:43:43] Because obviously Peter Berg
[01:43:44] Does his own thing now
[01:43:45] Oh, Explosions in the Sky?
[01:43:46] No, I just mean like
[01:43:47] Give Billy Lynn's Half-Time Walk to
[01:43:48] Peter Berg Circa 2003
[01:43:50] Sure
[01:43:51] Or like Jason Cadems or whatever
[01:43:52] Like that's what that movie should be
[01:43:54] Yeah
[01:43:55] Anyway, carry on
[01:43:56] Uh, yeah, Bruce Ford and Godzilla
[01:43:57] Is Shin Godzilla, Godzilla
[01:43:58] Wait, are we doing voice performances?
[01:44:00] Because I've got a couple
[01:44:01] Uh, yeah, I mean, Jeremy and Clement
[01:44:03] In Mala's mind
[01:44:04] It was one of my favorite
[01:44:05] Shrug
[01:44:06] My favorite
[01:44:07] Well first of all, runner up
[01:44:08] And David, I might need you to look this up for me
[01:44:09] Is whoever voices black, Philip
[01:44:11] At the end of the witch
[01:44:12] I don't know who that is
[01:44:13] But it is great
[01:44:14] I mean if you told me it was the director
[01:44:15] I would probably believe you
[01:44:16] I mean, it's so good
[01:44:17] Um, the
[01:44:19] What you like to do?
[01:44:20] Similarly, the voice of Jesus
[01:44:23] In silence
[01:44:24] You know who it was?
[01:44:25] Well, I'm Chaudhury
[01:44:26] So it's not
[01:44:28] Oh, is it the witch?
[01:44:29] Yes
[01:44:30] I heard somebody say it might be Nyssen
[01:44:32] And it sounded like Nyssen to me
[01:44:33] I heard it was Karen Hines
[01:44:35] Wait, what are you guys talking about?
[01:44:37] The voice of Jesus in silence
[01:44:38] In silence
[01:44:39] Which makes a lot of sense
[01:44:40] And actually deepens
[01:44:41] Yeah
[01:44:42] My read of the phone
[01:44:43] Love that movie
[01:44:45] My number one voice performance though
[01:44:46] I think it's actually phenomenally good
[01:44:48] Is Idris Elba in the Jungle Book
[01:44:50] He also is on my list
[01:44:51] He's excellent
[01:44:52] He's super scary
[01:44:53] He is scary
[01:44:54] And he's also very good in Zootopia
[01:44:56] Yeah
[01:44:57] My hear my voice performances
[01:44:59] Can I say some?
[01:45:01] Please
[01:45:02] Jason Bateman and Jennifer Gubrin in Zootopia
[01:45:04] I swear to God
[01:45:05] Those are performances right there
[01:45:07] Yep
[01:45:08] Yes, they are
[01:45:10] I think Ali Carvalho
[01:45:12] Or whatever name is great in Moana
[01:45:14] I think that's a lovely singing and
[01:45:16] You know, talking performance
[01:45:18] I think Alan Tudyk is great in Rogue One
[01:45:20] Oh yeah
[01:45:21] Alan Tudyk is no joke
[01:45:22] Yep
[01:45:23] He's great as the chicken in Moana
[01:45:24] That's a great point
[01:45:26] That's chicken
[01:45:27] Does Mark Rylance and the BFG
[01:45:29] Count because that's a hell of a performance
[01:45:31] I mean, you know, motion capture is tough
[01:45:33] Like with the vocal performance
[01:45:35] And the fact that it's his own face
[01:45:37] Doesn't make it feel like a vocal
[01:45:38] But you know what?
[01:45:39] Let me shout him out though
[01:45:40] Right?
[01:45:41] Because like Jesus
[01:45:42] He's great in the BFG
[01:45:43] As much as that movie was kind of
[01:45:44] Left me non-plus
[01:45:46] Well we haven't recorded yet
[01:45:47] But we will be talking about BFG
[01:45:48] Extensively tomorrow
[01:45:49] Yes we will
[01:45:50] Which you will have already heard at this point
[01:45:52] Yes
[01:45:53] Should we do best picture
[01:45:55] Or any other time?
[01:45:56] No they won't have already heard it
[01:45:57] This is gonna come out
[01:45:58] Oh you're right
[01:45:59] You're right
[01:46:00] What the fuck am I talking about?
[01:46:01] I don't know
[01:46:02] What if this came out in June
[01:46:03] What if this podcast was just like
[01:46:04] I'm losing my mind
[01:46:06] Let's do best picture
[01:46:08] Alright, let's do it
[01:46:09] Okay ready?
[01:46:10] Yes
[01:46:11] You don't want to do cinematography?
[01:46:12] What are your cinematographers?
[01:46:13] I want to do cinematography
[01:46:14] What's your cinematography?
[01:46:16] Let me actually say it
[01:46:17] My cinematography nominees are
[01:46:18] Handmade and Jackie Moonlight
[01:46:20] Silence American Honey
[01:46:21] Yeah I mean I feel like my cinematography
[01:46:23] Is mostly like my top five movies
[01:46:24] Usually for me it's the movies
[01:46:26] I like the most are definitely up there
[01:46:28] I feel like my outlier
[01:46:30] Should we do a top ten?
[01:46:31] Yes I think we do it
[01:46:32] Okay so let's all
[01:46:33] Last year we ping pong between ourselves
[01:46:35] It doesn't make any goddamn sense
[01:46:36] No I listen back to it too
[01:46:38] It's a jumble
[01:46:39] Because we're all just gonna go like
[01:46:40] Phoenix
[01:46:41] Rocky
[01:46:42] What a creep
[01:46:43] It's weird
[01:46:44] Weird that three of us picked Rocky last year
[01:46:46] Okay
[01:46:47] So you're just gonna read your top ten griff?
[01:46:49] Yeah but my letter box is still loading
[01:46:50] So come one of you guys go first
[01:46:51] Should I go bottom stop or top to bottom?
[01:46:53] Bottom to top maybe
[01:46:54] Number ten
[01:46:55] The Handmaiden by Park Chenwook
[01:46:57] Number nine
[01:46:58] Tony Urban by Marinade
[01:46:59] Number eight
[01:47:00] Mountain's made apart
[01:47:02] Jia Jiang Ke
[01:47:03] Every time you say mountain's made apart
[01:47:04] I like sigh and like melt into my chair
[01:47:06] A little bit
[01:47:07] What a great first of all
[01:47:08] Beginning and ending
[01:47:10] Oh yeah
[01:47:11] Like what a great book
[01:47:12] I wrote a whole article about it
[01:47:13] I know it was one of my favorite articles
[01:47:14] You wrote this year
[01:47:15] Thanks
[01:47:16] Number seven
[01:47:17] The Lobster
[01:47:18] Yorgos Lanthimos
[01:47:19] Number six
[01:47:20] Cameraman
[01:47:21] Kirsten Johnson
[01:47:22] Cameraman we haven't talked about that
[01:47:23] What a great movie
[01:47:24] Obviously it doesn't count in your performance categories
[01:47:27] Right
[01:47:28] I was really skeptical of the premise of that movie
[01:47:30] As that started
[01:47:31] Yeah me too
[01:47:32] And that was like whippy over a movie
[01:47:33] And it really did
[01:47:34] I mean the boxing scene
[01:47:36] Well the fucking baby
[01:47:37] Well the baby
[01:47:38] I mean but for some reason
[01:47:40] When the boxer
[01:47:41] When you think he's gonna do one thing
[01:47:42] And he does another thing
[01:47:43] Yeah
[01:47:44] You guys know what I'm talking about
[01:47:45] Yeah hey if you're listening
[01:47:46] You don't go watch Cameraman
[01:47:47] Go watch Cameraman
[01:47:48] It's a great documentary
[01:47:50] Number five
[01:47:51] Silence
[01:47:52] By Martin Scorsese
[01:47:54] Scorksy
[01:47:55] Number four Arrival
[01:47:56] By Dunny Villeneuve
[01:47:58] Dunny Villeneuve
[01:47:59] Number three Patterson
[01:48:00] By Jim Jarmusch
[01:48:01] Number two Moonlight
[01:48:02] Barry Jenkins
[01:48:03] Number one American
[01:48:04] Honey
[01:48:05] I love that that's your number one movie
[01:48:07] I feel like too many people
[01:48:08] Sort of like
[01:48:09] Poopoo that movie
[01:48:10] And talked about
[01:48:11] That movie in ways
[01:48:12] That I didn't quite understand
[01:48:14] Nothing wrong about that movie
[01:48:16] It's so great
[01:48:17] Do you want to go Griff?
[01:48:18] Do you want me to go?
[01:48:19] Go ahead Joe go ahead
[01:48:21] You should be the grand father
[01:48:23] My number ten is
[01:48:25] Jackie by Pablo Lorraine
[01:48:27] My number nine is
[01:48:28] The Invitation by Karen Kusama
[01:48:30] My number eight is
[01:48:31] Silence by Martin Scorsese
[01:48:33] My number seven is
[01:48:35] Hale Czar
[01:48:36] By the Colored Brothers
[01:48:38] Number twelve by the way
[01:48:40] Right outside
[01:48:41] Number six is
[01:48:42] Manchester by the Sea
[01:48:43] Kenneth Lonergan
[01:48:44] Number five is
[01:48:45] Little Men by Ira Sax
[01:48:47] And then this top four
[01:48:48] Is honestly bulletproof
[01:48:49] Moonlight by Barry Jenkins
[01:48:51] Three is
[01:48:52] 20th Century Women
[01:48:53] By Mike Mills
[01:48:54] Two is American Honey
[01:48:55] By Andrea Arnold
[01:48:56] And number one is
[01:48:57] Arrival
[01:48:58] Wow
[01:48:59] Arrival
[01:49:00] Second I saw that movie
[01:49:01] At Toronto
[01:49:02] I was like
[01:49:03] Did I ever tell you guys
[01:49:04] The story about how
[01:49:05] I told Amy Adams on the plane
[01:49:06] Where I'd back from Toronto
[01:49:07] That Arrival was
[01:49:08] My favorite movie of the festival
[01:49:09] I also told her
[01:49:10] It was a great moment of time
[01:49:11] Wonder if she did
[01:49:12] I hope she did
[01:49:13] Amy if you did tweet it
[01:49:14] Joe Reed
[01:49:15] Hashtag
[01:49:16] I saw a cat
[01:49:17] Hashtag
[01:49:18] Havarti Chi
[01:49:19] Hashtag
[01:49:20] Borsan
[01:49:22] Yeah Borsan
[01:49:23] Let's settle on Borsan
[01:49:25] Okay my top ten
[01:49:26] I'm 2016 is
[01:49:28] Number ten
[01:49:30] Night of Cups
[01:49:31] Wow it's already beginning
[01:49:32] Which for a while was your number one
[01:49:33] It was
[01:49:34] Yeah for like a good chunk
[01:49:35] It was a good yeah
[01:49:36] Back half of the year
[01:49:37] I'd say it was my number one and two
[01:49:40] Oh no one
[01:49:41] One filmed the throne
[01:49:42] And it was number two for a while
[01:49:43] We'll get to it
[01:49:44] Night of Cups is great
[01:49:45] And I need to watch again
[01:49:46] Night of Cups number ten
[01:49:47] It has begun
[01:49:48] The cup-a-ning
[01:49:49] Number nine
[01:49:50] Silence
[01:49:51] Silencio
[01:49:52] Number eight
[01:49:53] Camera person
[01:49:54] Nice
[01:49:55] Number seven
[01:49:56] Arrival
[01:49:57] Number six
[01:49:58] Manchester
[01:49:59] By the sea
[01:50:00] What
[01:50:01] By the sea
[01:50:02] By the sea
[01:50:03] Number five
[01:50:04] The Handmaiden
[01:50:06] Number four
[01:50:07] Jacket
[01:50:08] Number three
[01:50:10] Weiner
[01:50:11] Weiner so good
[01:50:12] Ooh we haven't talked about that either
[01:50:14] So crazy that it didn't get an Oscar
[01:50:16] How many?
[01:50:17] It is crazy
[01:50:18] I legit think it's just because they were mad at Anthony Weiner
[01:50:20] They left off some really good documentaries
[01:50:22] They did and not that they didn't nominate great documentaries
[01:50:25] It was a good year
[01:50:26] Good year
[01:50:27] But Weiner's incredible
[01:50:28] It's the film of our times
[01:50:29] I haven't dared watch it
[01:50:30] It was fantastic
[01:50:31] Again since everything went down in November
[01:50:33] I wonder if we'd be too angry now
[01:50:35] But I am in scenes that are in it
[01:50:37] Sure
[01:50:38] I'm in the room
[01:50:39] Right and you showed your Weiner
[01:50:40] I bet I did
[01:50:41] In The Bigger Splash
[01:50:42] My number two film of the year is
[01:50:44] Twenty-eighth Century Women
[01:50:45] Sure
[01:50:46] My number one film of the year is
[01:50:47] Moonlight
[01:50:48] I haven't heard of that one
[01:50:49] So by my count
[01:50:51] Wait was Jackie on your list?
[01:50:53] No
[01:50:54] Was 20th Century Women on your list?
[01:50:55] No
[01:50:56] They're both up there
[01:50:57] So the only three movies that were on all of our lists
[01:50:59] Were Silence
[01:51:00] Arrival
[01:51:01] And Moonlight
[01:51:02] Interesting
[01:51:03] That's pretty good
[01:51:04] It's a pretty good consensus top three
[01:51:06] Yeah you didn't have
[01:51:07] No you had Camera Person
[01:51:08] I did
[01:51:09] Yes I did
[01:51:10] You guys didn't have any
[01:51:11] And you had the Handmaiden actually
[01:51:12] So we shared five of ten Griffin
[01:51:14] Yeah guys
[01:51:15] Sully of course is my number eleven friend
[01:51:17] Sully's up there for me
[01:51:18] The Witch is up there for me
[01:51:19] I think that's a great movie
[01:51:20] The Fitz is up there for me
[01:51:21] Yeah
[01:51:22] Hail Caesar
[01:51:23] Everybody wants some
[01:51:24] Jackie Green Room
[01:51:25] Nice Guys
[01:51:26] These are great movies baby
[01:51:27] Yeah my next like five
[01:51:28] Really really great year
[01:51:29] Twenty-eighth
[01:51:30] Sully Lobster Hunt
[01:51:31] For The Wilder People
[01:51:32] Queen of Cotway
[01:51:33] Allied
[01:51:35] L Kubo and the Two Strings
[01:51:36] Certain Women
[01:51:37] Yeah
[01:51:38] Hail Caesar
[01:51:39] Those are my next
[01:51:40] Kubo was up there for me
[01:51:41] Camera Person was my twelve
[01:51:42] Certain Women was my thirteen
[01:51:43] Like it's
[01:51:44] That was a really great year
[01:51:45] Guys we had a good time
[01:51:46] We had a real good time
[01:51:47] You guys I love that you guys
[01:51:48] Had me back for this
[01:51:49] So nerdy
[01:51:50] It's so much fun
[01:51:51] It's very it's exactly my kind of nerdy
[01:51:52] Can I do a quick little stump here
[01:51:54] No just I mean
[01:51:55] We got time to just
[01:51:56] For freestyle at this point
[01:51:57] Yeah
[01:51:58] I want to say this
[01:51:59] I feel like there's this sort of
[01:52:00] Dumb cultural meme going around
[01:52:02] That like moonlight is a tough watch
[01:52:04] Have you seen those people make jokes about
[01:52:06] Like oh moonlight
[01:52:07] I just I don't know if I'm ready
[01:52:09] If I'm in the moon yet
[01:52:10] Like the moon yet
[01:52:11] The moon yet
[01:52:12] I feel like that's very telling more
[01:52:13] Of the person than of the movie
[01:52:15] I think so too
[01:52:16] And I feel like I've heard people talk
[01:52:17] About knowing they should see moonlight
[01:52:19] But not seeing it yet
[01:52:21] As if it were
[01:52:22] Manchester by the sea
[01:52:23] Well it also
[01:52:24] Manchester by the sea
[01:52:25] Is also not what people say
[01:52:26] I'm actually going to pose a counter
[01:52:27] To this
[01:52:28] Moonlight's a tough watch
[01:52:29] You think so
[01:52:30] Yeah okay
[01:52:31] I think moonlight's great
[01:52:32] And I think it ends on a very hopeful note
[01:52:34] But you know
[01:52:35] It's especially
[01:52:36] I don't think I would call it
[01:52:37] A punishing movie though
[01:52:38] No no no no no
[01:52:40] Punishing to me is different
[01:52:41] It is a very emotionally
[01:52:43] Stressful and demanding movie
[01:52:45] It's partially the middle
[01:52:46] People don't want to see
[01:52:47] Emotionally yes that is true
[01:52:48] The middle is really tough
[01:52:49] And I know some people who work with
[01:52:50] Children who found the middle
[01:52:51] Very tough
[01:52:52] Yeah
[01:52:53] Also the Patricia Heaton show
[01:52:55] The middle is really tough
[01:52:56] Very much sometimes
[01:52:57] That's that now
[01:52:58] That's a show that is a grueling
[01:52:59] Watch
[01:53:00] That's a show that's like
[01:53:01] A hostile
[01:53:02] But moonlight is not
[01:53:03] Even if it's a tough watch
[01:53:04] It's not a punishing film
[01:53:05] In the way that say
[01:53:06] A silences
[01:53:07] Silence is a punishing movie
[01:53:08] Silence
[01:53:09] That's a movie when someone says
[01:53:10] To me like
[01:53:11] I just like
[01:53:12] I'd rather see X this week
[01:53:14] I'm like
[01:53:15] I get it
[01:53:16] I get it
[01:53:17] Moonlight I agree with you
[01:53:18] Like go see it
[01:53:19] Like come on
[01:53:20] Go fucking see it
[01:53:21] But I think
[01:53:22] You know look
[01:53:23] People are seeing moonlight
[01:53:24] It's one of the great
[01:53:25] Stories of the year
[01:53:26] People are seeing moonlight
[01:53:27] Explaining like
[01:53:28] God knows where right now
[01:53:29] One of the great
[01:53:30] Big stories of the year
[01:53:31] Is just how many indie movies
[01:53:33] Did surprisingly well box office
[01:53:35] Like Manchester
[01:53:36] Love and friendship
[01:53:37] The lobster
[01:53:38] Like
[01:53:39] Great great great stories
[01:53:40] Very happy that lobster got that
[01:53:42] And Lollalyn's crazy success
[01:53:43] I mean I know like
[01:53:44] Fucking lines gates right on that
[01:53:46] That edge
[01:53:47] Yeah
[01:53:48] Well I was surprised when I looked back
[01:53:49] Because I wrote a little bit last week
[01:53:50] About how when James Cameron
[01:53:51] Said that thing about you know
[01:53:53] Oscars don't nominate movies
[01:53:54] That people want to see
[01:53:55] And that people pay money to see
[01:53:56] Which is one of my least favorite
[01:53:58] Like
[01:53:59] But I didn't realize when I was looking up
[01:54:01] Info for that
[01:54:02] Whiplash only made 14 million dollars
[01:54:04] Yeah whiplash was sort of a minor hit
[01:54:06] And so like
[01:54:07] And so Lollaland is like
[01:54:08] Such a great case for
[01:54:10] And I mean like whatever
[01:54:11] Damian Chazelle doesn't need
[01:54:13] You know
[01:54:14] Societal boost or anything like that
[01:54:16] But good for the Oscars
[01:54:18] For you know giving a director
[01:54:20] Like that a boost
[01:54:21] And that he could make this movie
[01:54:22] That now
[01:54:23] People are seeing
[01:54:24] And seemingly enjoying
[01:54:25] Yeah
[01:54:26] Is an unqualified blockbuster
[01:54:27] Yeah
[01:54:28] It's true
[01:54:29] It is true
[01:54:30] Yeah I mean
[01:54:31] Silence being a flop actually
[01:54:32] Is one of the weird
[01:54:33] It is
[01:54:34] I mean it's not weird
[01:54:35] But it's one of the things
[01:54:36] That's more like how these things
[01:54:38] Often go
[01:54:39] Yes
[01:54:40] Silence did not break out
[01:54:41] Was it nominated for a mispicture
[01:54:42] No and also was
[01:54:44] A major studio release
[01:54:45] And Paramount seemingly
[01:54:46] Did not know what to do about
[01:54:48] Silence
[01:54:49] Everything about silence was weird
[01:54:50] In terms of its release
[01:54:51] Its response
[01:54:52] Weird thing is like
[01:54:53] I saw it
[01:54:54] Wasn't allowed to talk about it
[01:54:55] For two weeks
[01:54:56] You know
[01:54:57] Because Paramount had like
[01:54:58] A really strict embargo
[01:54:59] Which was strange because
[01:55:00] I really liked it
[01:55:01] Yes
[01:55:02] And it was Oscar season
[01:55:03] So you might want
[01:55:04] Buzz to be building
[01:55:05] I don't
[01:55:06] There's been such a weird thing
[01:55:07] Because
[01:55:08] 20th Century Woman
[01:55:09] Wasn't the same thing
[01:55:10] But it opened so late
[01:55:11] Too late to do much of anything
[01:55:12] They fucked up
[01:55:13] Real misstep
[01:55:14] At some point
[01:55:15] But 824 I think
[01:55:16] You know they had a lot of movies
[01:55:17] And like yeah
[01:55:18] And then a limited budget
[01:55:19] To do with
[01:55:20] I think
[01:55:21] 824 ended up with the
[01:55:22] Too many great movies
[01:55:23] Embarrassing and arreaches
[01:55:24] Yeah
[01:55:25] But maybe at some point
[01:55:26] We need to recognize that
[01:55:27] Like they've
[01:55:28] Voting for all these things
[01:55:29] Keeps moving earlier
[01:55:30] And earlier
[01:55:31] And earlier like
[01:55:32] It's not viable to open your movie
[01:55:34] After Christmas
[01:55:35] And expect it to get bored
[01:55:36] It's tough
[01:55:37] It's tough to do that
[01:55:38] No I mean look
[01:55:39] And the only way it works
[01:55:40] Is if you're fucking like
[01:55:41] Hidden figures
[01:55:42] And the second the movie comes out
[01:55:43] It's a big hit
[01:55:44] And everyone rushes to see it
[01:55:45] In the last week of the year
[01:55:46] Well and also
[01:55:47] They had been whipping up
[01:55:48] The publicity campaign
[01:55:49] For that movie
[01:55:50] For months
[01:55:51] And then that trailer premiered
[01:55:52] During the Olympics
[01:55:53] But the big thing is
[01:55:54] That you can't release a film
[01:55:56] In December
[01:55:57] And have it percolate
[01:55:58] Like it has to be something
[01:55:59] That's gonna hit the ground running
[01:56:00] Do well
[01:56:01] Everyone's gonna see
[01:56:02] It's a crowd pleaser
[01:56:03] Like you can't release something
[01:56:04] That's challenging
[01:56:05] Or something that's kind of
[01:56:06] A low-key charmer
[01:56:07] I mean
[01:56:08] 20th century women
[01:56:09] My number two film of the year
[01:56:10] Is a big film in my mind
[01:56:11] But is a modest film
[01:56:12] In terms of it's just
[01:56:13] A couple characters
[01:56:14] It's really about conversations
[01:56:16] It's about sort of
[01:56:17] It doesn't have some big things happening
[01:56:19] And you also don't feel like
[01:56:21] Oh I gotta see this thing in theaters
[01:56:22] Like if I'm not me
[01:56:24] You know what I mean
[01:56:25] Like I certainly do
[01:56:26] But God do I love that movie
[01:56:27] I'm weird
[01:56:28] That movie also hits
[01:56:29] Like really close to home for me
[01:56:30] In a lot of ways
[01:56:31] Yeah
[01:56:32] Best, yeah you could have
[01:56:33] Played that fucking part
[01:56:34] 10 years ago
[01:56:36] I'll say like
[01:56:37] That movie like
[01:56:38] Forces me to rewrite
[01:56:39] The Griffin Newman bio
[01:56:40] The punchline in that movie
[01:56:41] Where she goes
[01:56:42] What you wanna fight about
[01:56:43] And he goes
[01:56:44] The Toro stimulation
[01:56:45] And then the look on her face
[01:56:47] Where she's just like
[01:56:49] She's so like
[01:56:50] At a loss as to how to respond
[01:56:52] There are so many moments in that movie
[01:56:53] And that scene where he's like
[01:56:55] I just wanna satisfy
[01:56:56] Like a woman
[01:56:57] She's like
[01:56:58] Kid, I'm sure you will
[01:56:59] I'm sure you will
[01:57:00] The way she says kid in that movie
[01:57:01] Is great
[01:57:02] There are so many moments in that movie
[01:57:03] Where that kid says something stupid
[01:57:04] And I wanna punch him
[01:57:05] Because I said the exact things
[01:57:06] Or bait him
[01:57:08] Just like oh fuck you me
[01:57:09] He's good though
[01:57:10] Like I like that kid
[01:57:11] I'm excited to see what he does
[01:57:12] Best visual effects
[01:57:13] Of the year Dr. Strange
[01:57:14] Don't have
[01:57:15] Agreed
[01:57:16] Well I think
[01:57:17] I think the Jungle Book's gonna win
[01:57:18] Because the Jungle Book is kind of
[01:57:19] Most visual effects or whatever
[01:57:20] Like the Jungle Book is certainly
[01:57:21] An impressive mounting
[01:57:23] I saw Dr. Strange
[01:57:25] Had kind of visual effects where you're like
[01:57:27] I've never seen this before
[01:57:28] Yeah
[01:57:29] I saw Dr. Strange the day after the election
[01:57:33] I thought I was gonna be able to
[01:57:35] Escape into a Marvel movie
[01:57:37] As I always have been
[01:57:38] Like my tried and true
[01:57:39] I love those movies
[01:57:40] I was so exhausted
[01:57:43] Mentally and physically
[01:57:44] I was just like
[01:57:45] I couldn't
[01:57:46] I was
[01:57:47] Probably my least favorite Marvel movie
[01:57:49] Of the
[01:57:50] I like it
[01:57:51] I really love the phases
[01:57:52] I might go watch it again
[01:57:53] My favorite effects on a budget
[01:57:55] Was
[01:57:56] Arrival
[01:57:57] That gets the sort of X-Mack
[01:57:58] Not of like
[01:57:59] Fantastic
[01:58:00] You know not a blockbuster scale movie
[01:58:01] But really well executed
[01:58:02] And design
[01:58:03] Design the dot
[01:58:04] The design of that is
[01:58:05] Yes
[01:58:06] Yeah it's a thing
[01:58:07] It's like you don't see any
[01:58:08] Seem like remotely with Arrival
[01:58:10] Yeah
[01:58:11] But very well integrated
[01:58:12] Great costumes and production design
[01:58:14] And makeup on that
[01:58:15] Ham Maiden
[01:58:16] I was gonna say
[01:58:17] Ham Maiden gets every below the line
[01:58:19] Here's one
[01:58:20] What was the best
[01:58:21] In theater experience
[01:58:22] Watching a movie you had this year
[01:58:24] Hmm
[01:58:25] It's interesting
[01:58:26] Cause mine I thought of that
[01:58:27] Because I mentioned seeing
[01:58:28] Dr. Strange the day after the election
[01:58:30] The night before the election
[01:58:31] I saw a
[01:58:33] All media and also like
[01:58:35] Invited people
[01:58:36] Whatever screening of almost Christmas
[01:58:38] It was
[01:58:39] You've talked to me about this
[01:58:40] So goddamn fun
[01:58:41] And it was
[01:58:42] And then literally
[01:58:43] Haven't thought about it since
[01:58:45] Because it was like
[01:58:46] A different universe that that happened
[01:58:47] Back when we were all capable of joy
[01:58:49] I saw
[01:58:51] Moonlight
[01:58:53] On the day after the election
[01:58:55] I'd seen it once before already
[01:58:56] And was really blown away by it
[01:58:58] And that is like what I think of as
[01:59:00] Sort of the most
[01:59:02] Overwhelming experience
[01:59:03] I had watching a movie this year
[01:59:04] I saw Moonlight like
[01:59:05] Like a fucking like
[01:59:06] Three o'clock
[01:59:07] Lincoln Center
[01:59:08] With my friend Orlando
[01:59:09] Shout out to Orlando
[01:59:10] And was blown away by the movie
[01:59:12] And then the
[01:59:13] Wednesday after election night
[01:59:15] When
[01:59:16] Woke up in this horrifying
[01:59:18] Terrible wasteland
[01:59:19] And felt like
[01:59:22] A zombie all day
[01:59:23] I went to see Moonlight
[01:59:24] Because I felt I had to
[01:59:25] Sit in a room full of strangers
[01:59:26] And experience empathy
[01:59:28] Like to see other strangers
[01:59:30] Reacting to something like that
[01:59:32] That's a smart one
[01:59:33] Yeah, that was probably
[01:59:34] My favorite movie
[01:59:35] Going experience of the year
[01:59:36] It was like
[01:59:37] A 60% full house
[01:59:39] Like an eight o'clock
[01:59:40] On a Wednesday night
[01:59:41] But there was something a little
[01:59:42] Profound of all of us sitting there
[01:59:44] And like this movie that is about
[01:59:46] Loneliness and isolation
[01:59:48] And someone struggling to fit in
[01:59:49] Seeing a bunch of people all in unison
[01:59:51] Alright, Jesus
[01:59:52] Put your violin away
[01:59:53] Fuck it up
[01:59:54] I saw Heller High Water
[01:59:55] At the Night Hawk
[01:59:56] And I had the best goddamn cheese
[01:59:57] Played in my life
[01:59:58] That's where I saw that movie too
[01:59:59] I just was like
[02:00:00] I gotta catch this one
[02:00:01] It was like yeah
[02:00:02] Got a cheese plate
[02:00:03] There's no doubt that the cheese
[02:00:04] I had an extra half-star
[02:00:05] To my like
[02:00:06] Opinion of Heller High Water
[02:00:08] And I was like
[02:00:09] What a great cheese plate
[02:00:10] I went back
[02:00:11] I actually shouldn't tell that
[02:00:12] I should not even tell that story
[02:00:13] I'll tell it off, Mike
[02:00:14] Okay
[02:00:15] Man
[02:00:16] I've heard this story
[02:00:17] Too hot for the blankies
[02:00:18] You don't think it's too hot for the blankies?
[02:00:19] I don't think so
[02:00:20] Alright fine
[02:00:21] I saw The Birth of a Nation
[02:00:22] Oh
[02:00:23] At the Night Hawk
[02:00:24] Uh-huh
[02:00:25] Just cause like I hadn't caught it
[02:00:26] And I don't know if you know about this
[02:00:28] But the buzz on that one
[02:00:29] Really died down after a while
[02:00:30] Yeah
[02:00:31] And so I go to catch it
[02:00:32] I didn't see it
[02:00:33] I wasn't at Sunday
[02:00:34] So I didn't see it
[02:00:35] I'm not enjoying it
[02:00:36] I get a cheese plate again
[02:00:37] I was like
[02:00:38] Love that cheese plate last time
[02:00:39] Captain cheese plate over here
[02:00:40] Cheese plate arrives and I'm like
[02:00:41] What the fuck is the matter with me
[02:00:43] Getting a cheese plate right now
[02:00:44] Watching The Birth of a Nation
[02:00:46] God
[02:00:47] I felt like I am a soul
[02:00:50] So no bunches of grapes either
[02:00:51] That you could also have
[02:00:52] Oh there were some grapes
[02:00:53] There's some apples
[02:00:54] Man
[02:00:55] Some jam
[02:00:56] I really enjoyed my viewing of Popstar
[02:01:00] Which I saw with like an amped audience
[02:01:02] That was laughing a lot
[02:01:03] Oh that would have been fun
[02:01:04] I really enjoyed my viewing of Hidden Figures
[02:01:06] I saw with like literally a packed audience
[02:01:08] Of middle aged ladies who went like
[02:01:10] Oh that's nice at every fucking thing
[02:01:12] That ever happened to everybody
[02:01:13] That was my audience for almost Christmas
[02:01:14] Except it was just like
[02:01:15] Rockest laughter at everything Monique said
[02:01:17] It was the best
[02:01:18] It was the goddamn best
[02:01:19] I miss Monique
[02:01:20] More Monique
[02:01:21] She's seen almost Christmas
[02:01:22] Just for her
[02:01:23] It's worth it
[02:01:24] Hashtag Momo
[02:01:25] I really enjoyed going to see Live by Night
[02:01:26] At the Union Square
[02:01:27] Regal
[02:01:28] With one other homeless guy in the audience
[02:01:30] Great time we both had
[02:01:33] I'm sorry
[02:01:34] I remember my number one
[02:01:35] Favorite movie going experience of the year
[02:01:37] It was watching Ben watch Rogue One
[02:01:39] That was actually great
[02:01:40] And you were next to him
[02:01:41] I was like a couple seats away
[02:01:43] So I didn't quite get the full
[02:01:44] Like fist pumping experience
[02:01:45] I'm on the record as liking
[02:01:47] How many times have you now seen Rogue One
[02:01:49] Have you
[02:01:50] Griffin
[02:01:51] Gotta see it again
[02:01:52] Rogue once
[02:01:53] You gotta knock out that second viewing
[02:01:54] That second viewing
[02:01:55] Rogue once is funny though
[02:01:56] Thank you
[02:01:57] I gotta see Rogue twice
[02:01:58] But yeah
[02:01:59] I enjoyed watching Ben more
[02:02:00] Than I enjoyed watching the movie
[02:02:01] I'm excited to hear your re-evaluation
[02:02:03] Yeah check it out
[02:02:04] It's a good movie
[02:02:05] It really does work better the second time
[02:02:07] I think
[02:02:08] Well that's just lost stuff to see
[02:02:10] Is there? Right now?
[02:02:11] I'm saying there has been
[02:02:13] The big release this week was Rings
[02:02:15] I know
[02:02:16] Oof did anybody see Rings?
[02:02:17] Rings got a zero on Rotten Tomatoes
[02:02:19] Which is hard
[02:02:20] That is not easy
[02:02:21] Just that trailer looked insultingly
[02:02:23] The trailer actually was insulting
[02:02:25] Cause they were like
[02:02:26] Rings guys and we're like
[02:02:27] Eh we need more
[02:02:28] They're like
[02:02:29] The ring tapes on a plane
[02:02:30] And we're like
[02:02:31] Okay
[02:02:32] And she's like
[02:02:33] She's barfing up hair
[02:02:34] And we're like wait
[02:02:35] We don't excuse me
[02:02:36] That title doesn't work either
[02:02:37] Cause like alien dollar sign s
[02:02:39] Like the whole point is like
[02:02:40] Oh before there was just one
[02:02:41] What if there were many
[02:02:42] Right
[02:02:43] And this is the promise is like
[02:02:44] What they copied the tape
[02:02:45] They made us up with more tapes
[02:02:46] It's going viral
[02:02:48] The part in the trailer where she starts
[02:02:50] Picking at the like thread
[02:02:52] Interface the same
[02:02:53] Same way as the first one
[02:02:55] I swear to God
[02:02:56] We already done that
[02:02:57] We've seen it
[02:02:58] It's available
[02:02:59] I also say in the movie with the most
[02:03:00] Viral moments
[02:03:01] And I was talking about this on Twitter today
[02:03:03] Is the comedian
[02:03:04] The Taylor Hackford Robertson
[02:03:05] Oh well
[02:03:06] I can't imagine
[02:03:07] The key arc of it
[02:03:08] Is that there are three different clips
[02:03:09] Of his that go viral
[02:03:10] And it's like
[02:03:11] Edie Falcos' agent
[02:03:12] She calls him
[02:03:13] And she's like
[02:03:14] It's going viral
[02:03:15] Three million hits and counting
[02:03:16] And it's like
[02:03:17] It's the best
[02:03:18] Like misinterpretation
[02:03:20] Of what that means ever
[02:03:21] You're not gonna see the movie right Joe
[02:03:23] No
[02:03:24] Okay can you
[02:03:25] Spoiler confirm or deny some information
[02:03:27] Yeah
[02:03:28] Is it true that Clarice Leachman
[02:03:29] Is the eyes of Lester in the movie?
[02:03:30] No
[02:03:31] Yes
[02:03:32] So like one of his comeback moments
[02:03:34] Is like he gets to do a roast
[02:03:36] Of an actress
[02:03:37] Who we're told has won
[02:03:39] Three Oscars and six Emmys
[02:03:42] Clarice Leachman plays an actor
[02:03:43] Who the fuck wins three Oscars
[02:03:45] And six Emmy
[02:03:46] Alan Ackerman
[02:03:47] Clarice Leachman is only like
[02:03:48] The two Oscars away from that
[02:03:50] Fair enough good point actually
[02:03:52] But still those two Oscars
[02:03:53] Are gonna be tougher
[02:03:54] Yeah they're big ones
[02:03:55] And he like
[02:03:56] Gets up there and he's like
[02:03:57] Ah you sure sucked a lot of dicks
[02:03:58] Ah ha ha you know he's like
[02:03:59] Doing a lot of like ah you old broad
[02:04:00] Like you know remember the back in the day
[02:04:02] And she's like ha good times
[02:04:04] Ah oh my
[02:04:06] You know what else he does
[02:04:07] Knocks up Leslie Mann
[02:04:08] After a one night stand
[02:04:10] And then you
[02:04:11] Alright so the movie's so bad
[02:04:12] And I'm watching it
[02:04:13] And I'm just like
[02:04:14] What the fuck is going on
[02:04:15] Harvey Keitel plays a mobster
[02:04:17] Are you sure you don't want to save me
[02:04:18] For the Taylor Hackford series
[02:04:19] Where to God
[02:04:20] Patty Lupone plays
[02:04:22] Potter Hackcast
[02:04:23] Please Danny Derrido's wife
[02:04:25] Dolores Comborn
[02:04:27] And then the end of the movie
[02:04:28] Like he's knocked up Leslie Mann
[02:04:30] He's like 30 years old
[02:04:31] Of an urinary just like Jesus
[02:04:32] And then black you know
[02:04:34] Fade to black
[02:04:35] Eight years later
[02:04:37] And I in the screening room
[02:04:38] Went Jesus fucking Christ
[02:04:40] And then it's like him at the talent show
[02:04:42] And his daughter is doing like
[02:04:44] Dicks jokes on the stand
[02:04:46] Is it one of the Appetow kids
[02:04:47] Doing? No one of the appetow kids
[02:04:49] They're too old for this shit
[02:04:50] They are too old for this shit now
[02:04:51] Got mod Appetow as this
[02:04:53] The grizzled old veteran of like
[02:04:54] My least ever move of the year
[02:04:55] Is Mother's Day
[02:04:56] Okay
[02:04:57] Oh that was actually a fun
[02:04:58] And dinner experience for me
[02:04:59] That was a great
[02:05:00] Were you at the critic screening
[02:05:01] No I went to the critic screening
[02:05:02] And that was nuts
[02:05:04] All the critics were moaning
[02:05:06] Like it was like they were
[02:05:07] Like we were being
[02:05:08] Slowly poisoned
[02:05:09] Rest in peace Gary Marshall
[02:05:10] I will say
[02:05:11] I love you Gary
[02:05:12] But holy shit
[02:05:13] Underrated hilarious scene
[02:05:15] That maybe was intentional
[02:05:16] Like oh no it wasn't even in the movie
[02:05:18] It was the end credit
[02:05:19] Blooper reel
[02:05:20] Where Julia Roberts is plaintive
[02:05:22] Looking out the whistle stop cafe
[02:05:24] Window is interrupted by that
[02:05:26] Long ass train going by
[02:05:28] Sounds funny
[02:05:29] Very strange
[02:05:30] It was so funny
[02:05:31] Julia Roberts performance
[02:05:32] That is like a fucking extra terrestrial
[02:05:34] It is a bizarre performance
[02:05:36] Also the logistics of that movie
[02:05:37] Are like a rival-esque in their
[02:05:39] Like defiance of time and space
[02:05:41] That is also true
[02:05:42] Like the way
[02:05:43] I can't even get into it
[02:05:45] It's a whole half hour long conversation
[02:05:46] I'm trying to find
[02:05:47] What's your least favorite
[02:05:48] From the year ago
[02:05:49] Oh I mean
[02:05:50] I saw Suicide Squad
[02:05:51] Okay I was gonna say
[02:05:52] Suicide Squad's my number one
[02:05:53] Right at the bottom for me
[02:05:54] That's really bad
[02:05:55] That was one of those things where I just
[02:05:57] I mean we talked about it in an episode
[02:05:58] I could not believe how bad it was
[02:06:00] I didn't see Batman v Superman yet
[02:06:02] Way better
[02:06:03] Way better
[02:06:04] That movie is like
[02:06:05] That's like a great movie
[02:06:06] Compared to Suicide Squad
[02:06:07] I could not agree
[02:06:09] Yes agreed script squad
[02:06:11] Is the orc film of 2016
[02:06:13] Oscar nominee Suicide Squad
[02:06:15] Which is of course why now
[02:06:16] They're handing David Ayer
[02:06:17] The spin off with only female characters
[02:06:19] Here's also
[02:06:20] I think there's a chance
[02:06:21] Suicide Squad wins that Oscar
[02:06:23] For best makeup
[02:06:24] It's the most like
[02:06:25] Toss up category
[02:06:26] It's that
[02:06:27] It's Star Trek Beyond
[02:06:28] Which
[02:06:29] I don't think has any heat behind it
[02:06:31] Like even Suicide Squad
[02:06:32] Has almost like negative heat
[02:06:33] Which is like better
[02:06:34] And then Man Called Ova
[02:06:35] Which I think has a good chance
[02:06:36] Because
[02:06:37] It's that sort of
[02:06:39] Rule of like
[02:06:40] It wouldn't be here
[02:06:41] If voters didn't weirdly have a boner for it
[02:06:43] So like
[02:06:44] The Killer Croc makeup's really good though
[02:06:46] You gotta give me credit
[02:06:47] That's why I think
[02:06:48] Suicide Squad's gonna win it
[02:06:49] That's why I think Suicide Squad's gonna win it
[02:06:50] I actually think all the makeup work in Suicide Squad
[02:06:52] Is good even like Jared Leto's Joker
[02:06:54] Which is like
[02:06:55] I mean I don't agree with the artistic choices
[02:06:57] It's well executed
[02:06:58] So you guys know what it means
[02:06:59] I don't know if they needed to put crazy on his forehead
[02:07:01] Or whatever it is they did
[02:07:02] Is the Star Trek Beyond
[02:07:03] Nomination for the character
[02:07:04] With the black and white face
[02:07:05] Largely
[02:07:06] That has great makeup
[02:07:07] Star Trek Beyond
[02:07:08] Fantastic makeup
[02:07:09] Yeah and the Idris Elbas character
[02:07:10] There's a lot of cool makeup in that
[02:07:11] And Idris Elbas characters keep changing
[02:07:13] I can never tell sometimes
[02:07:14] With a lot of those movies
[02:07:15] Whether it's makeup or CGI
[02:07:16] I'm bad at checking them
[02:07:17] No that's a nice practical makeup
[02:07:19] And it's a great movie
[02:07:20] Remember Keenster
[02:07:21] I like that movie a lot
[02:07:22] Star Trek Beyond
[02:07:23] Keenster
[02:07:24] Yeah
[02:07:25] Scottie's little friend Keenster
[02:07:26] I think his name is Keenster
[02:07:27] Oh yeah maybe
[02:07:28] But he's very cute
[02:07:29] Yes
[02:07:30] Played by Deep Roy
[02:07:31] Oh god good for Deep Roy
[02:07:33] Well that has been the 2017
[02:07:36] Blank Check Awards
[02:07:37] 2017 we talk about a lot of stuff
[02:07:39] Awards
[02:07:40] A loose rambly episode
[02:07:41] Yup
[02:07:42] A fun one
[02:07:43] Thank you so much for being here
[02:07:44] The fans out there
[02:07:45] Thank you guys
[02:07:46] I love this
[02:07:47] Your podcast is great
[02:07:48] Yeah get the fuck out of here
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[02:07:52] Cider
[02:07:53] Cider?
[02:07:54] Yeah Joe Reed
[02:07:55] Yeah
[02:07:56] And that's
[02:07:58] I forget where we are in the
[02:08:00] Spielberg mini series
[02:08:01] But next week tune in for another
[02:08:02] Spielberg episode
[02:08:03] That's right
[02:08:04] Can't you just click on it or something
[02:08:05] Has any performance topped
[02:08:06] Pete Possilthwaite in The Lost World
[02:08:08] What a great performance
[02:08:10] Playing that clip back
[02:08:11] Listening to that clip back
[02:08:12] In just the voice of it
[02:08:13] I was just like man
[02:08:14] He's so good in that
[02:08:15] Alright guys
[02:08:16] Signing off
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[02:08:33] And as always
[02:08:34] As always
[02:08:35] And as always
[02:08:37] If you have to poop as well
[02:08:38] Please
[02:08:39] Please dick poop
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[02:08:45] I'm David
[02:08:47] Always a pleasure to have
[02:08:48] Joe Reed on the podcast
[02:08:50] Hey guys of course
[02:08:51] It's your pal producer Ben
[02:08:53] So sorry to miss out
[02:08:55] On this particular recording
[02:08:56] But I got tied up
[02:08:58] With some stuff around the office
[02:08:59] Boo
[02:09:00] I know
[02:09:01] And I was just
[02:09:02] I was unable to join
[02:09:03] Hashtag the two friends and Joe
[02:09:06] But quickly here
[02:09:07] At the end of the episode
[02:09:08] I thought I'd
[02:09:09] Just throw out a couple
[02:09:10] Original categories
[02:09:11] You know
[02:09:12] I want to keep that tradition
[02:09:13] Live baby
[02:09:14] Alright
[02:09:15] So
[02:09:16] I should also mention
[02:09:17] I didn't see any of these movies
[02:09:19] So I'm just going off of
[02:09:21] Like really
[02:09:22] A limited amount of information
[02:09:24] But here we go
[02:09:25] Alright
[02:09:26] First category wetter movies
[02:09:29] Number one
[02:09:30] Okay
[02:09:31] Manchester by the sea
[02:09:32] Now
[02:09:33] I'm gonna assume
[02:09:35] At least some
[02:09:36] Some moist
[02:09:37] If not damp moments
[02:09:39] What's happening in this mill
[02:09:40] Okay
[02:09:41] Alright
[02:09:42] Next up we got
[02:09:43] Hell or High Water
[02:09:44] I mean it's got water in the title
[02:09:45] So clearly
[02:09:46] They're gonna get soaked at some point
[02:09:47] I mean that's just
[02:09:48] That's just logic
[02:09:50] Next up we got
[02:09:51] The Lobster again
[02:09:52] That's a no brainer
[02:09:55] Movie right along
[02:09:56] We got Deepwater Horizon
[02:09:57] Okay
[02:09:58] You got Oil Boys
[02:09:59] It's on a rig
[02:10:00] And there's an explosion
[02:10:01] I mean yeah
[02:10:02] They're getting drenched
[02:10:03] By the end of that movie
[02:10:04] Lastly
[02:10:05] Sully
[02:10:06] You know
[02:10:07] Yeah
[02:10:08] I know the story
[02:10:09] They crash into the river
[02:10:10] Alright
[02:10:11] Cool cool
[02:10:12] Next and final
[02:10:14] Category
[02:10:16] This is something I'm calling
[02:10:17] Somebody stop me
[02:10:20] Alright so this original category
[02:10:22] Is preventing trends
[02:10:24] Or projects
[02:10:25] Or even just people
[02:10:26] In Hollywood moving forward
[02:10:28] It's like
[02:10:29] No no no
[02:10:30] No more of that please
[02:10:31] I'm all set
[02:10:32] A check please
[02:10:34] You get it
[02:10:35] Okay great
[02:10:36] So our first film
[02:10:37] In the category is
[02:10:39] Hacksaw Ridge
[02:10:42] Mel Gibson
[02:10:44] You're like an anti-Semitic
[02:10:46] And a weirdo Christian
[02:10:48] And like
[02:10:50] I don't know
[02:10:51] It's like get out of here man
[02:10:52] Somebody stop that guy
[02:10:54] Alright
[02:10:55] Great so moving right along
[02:10:56] Next we have
[02:10:57] LA LA Land
[02:10:59] It's like
[02:11:00] Oh hey Mr. Hollywood
[02:11:01] Here's an idea for you
[02:11:02] How about two great actors
[02:11:04] Being sort of good at singing and dancing
[02:11:06] Plus jazz
[02:11:08] Somebody stop that please
[02:11:11] I mean it was bad enough
[02:11:12] We got a bloated
[02:11:13] Russell Crowe
[02:11:14] And La Miserables
[02:11:17] Let's just stop this
[02:11:19] Higher people who are good at singing and dancing
[02:11:23] Care that
[02:11:25] Ryan Gosling learned to play jazz piano
[02:11:29] Really getting worked up
[02:11:31] Talking in a small room by myself
[02:11:34] Alright cool
[02:11:35] Next
[02:11:36] Up
[02:11:37] We've got
[02:11:38] Manchester Bison the Sea
[02:11:40] Okay KC Affleck
[02:11:42] I know you want an award
[02:11:44] But will you quit bumming everyone out?
[02:11:48] It's super selfish
[02:11:50] Also
[02:11:51] You're sort of a creep dude
[02:11:52] It's like somebody stop that guy
[02:11:54] Speaking of creeps though
[02:11:56] Next we got passengers
[02:11:59] It's like
[02:12:00] Oh great
[02:12:01] Rape culture and space
[02:12:03] Come on
[02:12:04] Even in space
[02:12:06] Future still
[02:12:09] Oh man
[02:12:11] Somebody stop that
[02:12:12] Okay lastly of course
[02:12:14] It's sully because it's like
[02:12:17] You're gonna make a movie about sully
[02:12:20] Sully Sullenberger
[02:12:22] What?
[02:12:23] Come on
[02:12:24] That's terrible
[02:12:26] Some dude that landed a plane in the Hudson
[02:12:29] And it's not even about
[02:12:31] The crash really
[02:12:32] I've been told it's just about
[02:12:34] Litigation and shit
[02:12:36] I mean I don't know
[02:12:38] Alright well that's all I got for you guys
[02:12:41] Next week we'll jump back into our
[02:12:44] Steven Spielberg mini series
[02:12:46] We'll be looking at AI
[02:12:48] Producer Ben out





